A fucking movie poster for a game

>A fucking movie poster for a game
The jokes write themselves

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I wish I could murder a am*rican right now...

maybe in ten years pcfriends

Pretty much just nails in the point that the project and Kojima is self-aware of how overblown it is.
We'll see what comes of that. I do like some satirical flavor.

that Norman Reedus model looks like shit

it seems the strand genre is poised to take the multi-media world by storm, you did it hideki and kojima

who can defend that fucking stupid gook?

Its called Youtube

cinematic games bad

Gee, shouldn't this be obvious to you, retard?
>MOVIE styled poster for a CINEMATIC game

Can't wait to watch this movie for free on YT

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Considering it's coming from Kojima, should we really be surprised?

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Why does the thumbnail sort of look like Winamp

>hollywood celebrities listed over programmers and artists
Wow.
>Kojima's name is still there though, of course
Wooow.

Why doesn't Kojima just make movies? That's obviously his fucking passion?
Is he like a game journo who only writes about games because that's all he could get a job doing?

Do you think literally anyone gives a shit about whatever nip programmers are working on this shit or would even have any idea who they are?

Because he enjoys making video games and loves to do shit that is only possible in an interactive medium.

>shit that is only possible in an interactive medium.

Oh you mean walking twenty meters and triggering a 10 minute cutscene?

Because it really whips the llama's ass

If they kept being credited for well received games, people would quickly associate their names with quality games.

Imagine wanting to so desperately say
>A Hideo Kojima movie

But having to settle for "game" instead.

Nobody ever pays any attention to programmers. There are programmers who worked on the entire MGS series and were credited in each game and after every mission in MGSV, but I doubt most of this board could name a single one of them.

>implying

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If their names were printed on the front of boxart people would take note.

it literally says "A Hideo Kojima GAME" right over the main text
can't you read?

People would just ask why there are random names shitting up their box art. Kojima even credits lead programmers in trailers but nobody ever cares.