Hmm these tracks ... Incel, gotta be

All jokes aside, didn't this game have some fat incel dude and Ciri immediately jumped on his dick because CDPR wanted to put some fanservice for the self-inserting incels.

I wonder if CP2077 will have Toucan Sam™ Vision as well

>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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>Ciri said she prefers girls
>kissed a guy just to easily lead him on and let him die to wild hunt
CDPR showed us how manipulative women can be. Yen trained Ciri well.

most accurate description

sounds better than any nintendo "games"

i think they said in interview that no

>you think either of your swords stand a chance against my folded nippon steel? Heh, good luck kid

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>2xp earned

Soon to be a Nintendo game though

>Mad lads got TW3 to run on a tablet
>Game Freak is struggling to get Pokémon on it

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hmmm, these residues... he was a newfaggot.

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The lad wasn't fat, just a bit awkward around women. And Ciri was probably looking for break from running for her life.

And to top it all off, the dude didn't even get any pussy, AND had his soul basically waterboarded by Yen.

>ay incel I can help you lose ya virginity...for a favor

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Him and the Unseen Elder are the only terrifying creatures in TW3.

Gaunter is only less so because he honors his deals.

Good fucking thread OP. Audibly laughed throughout

>10 crowns received
This is the part that always fucking gets me. The rewards are always so shit for the effort required.

>What are you?
>do you really want to know?
>Yeah
>lol i wont tell you
What the fuck was his problem?

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A trail of blood between the footprints.... The thing was butthurt.....

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He was genuinely looking out for Geralt/still needed him to fulfill the contract. That one dude went fucking blind from hearing his true name.

Wasn't he already blind?

hmm this incel is no ordinary one, it's mutated, most likely by a wizard

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Mommy gib milkies

Kek

>"Mhmm....bloody mucous slime and a dilating wand...a Tranny™, gotta be"
>*Tranny™ emerges from a women's bathroom*
>"RESPECT MY PRONOUNS SHITLORD RAAAAAAAWRGH"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALA!!!
>*Tranny™ kills itself*
>"OY FELLOW CIS WHITE MALE WHERE'S DA MENTALLY ILL FREAK WESE PAID YA FOR?"
>"Just a man posing as a woman, here's proof *shows wig*
>"OY KURWA HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE KLAN CHIPPED IN!"
>"The Trouble with Trannies" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>$10 in SGDQ donations received

jesus fucking christ I am so glad I am not nearly this bad

Can you play Witcher 3 if you haven't played the second one? I only played the first one years ago when the enhanced edition came out.

I honestly feel bad for that dude

>approach den
>hear muffled *bang*
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>"Our Son's Room" Completed

No, he went blind from research. He met Gaunter after going blind.

>epic thread! i tip my fedora, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar
you have to go back

>this entire fucking thread

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large cringe

Dumbass

That is some very dehydrated pee.

>shows wig
>10 dollars in sgdq donations received

include me in the instagram screencap zoomers

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t.2014 newfag

>The male inceluloid screamed after shooting itself? Must've missed its mark. I'll have to finish it off myself.

It's cause of the neckbeard isn't it

I'm willing to bet the witcher 3 was most people's first witcher game

I feel like he personally liked Geralt. And he absolutely still needed him to collect Olgierd's soul.

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It's a high potency potion

>killed a whore...name was bianca..she was messing with things she couldn't understand

Well if it sits in a jar like that I'm sure it will look bad after a while

Piss jug connoisseur here.
It is true, piss will start looking more and more orange in storage.

>writers
At least they dream big hahaha

Based piss jug connoisseur

Sage

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found the incel lmao

Yup, it's you lmao

>phoneposter

>didn't leave the den yet left tracks

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The power of inceldom - fucks up even when it's impossible.

>Trip fagging as Sage in a thread mocking some shit people
>I-I i'm nnot thhe faggot y-you aaarree
You could not have made it more obvious Incel

Gotcha! INCEL FOUND! Taste steel tunnel dweller.

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>guau

What ass backwards country writes guau as an onomatopoeia for barking?

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Currently replaying Witcher 3 on PC and this is the first time playing through the expansions. Toussaint really fucking reminds me of Cyrodiil for some reason

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>"hmmmm that smell"
>"a shitpost, gotta be"
>*Based Pepe poster appears*
>"Ban me faggot I don't give a fuck"
>*gets banned*
>"Thank you for saving the board, janny here is something for you" t.gookmoot
>0 gold recieved
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Based

>here’s your switch port bro

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kek

100% his fault.

C-cmon R-roach

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>2 hotpockets received

Good thread

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I wonder if Americans understood what is Gaunter's ethnicity

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>Critiques childish insults
>Shitposts childish insults as a responce

Sure smell like hypocrite in here

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Less clutter

>unironically posting from your phone

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>"OI YEW FUCKIN MUTANT CUNT, GET OUT OF OUR VILLAGE BEFORE ME N THE BOYS BEAT THE PISS OUTTA YA"

1. smugly rebuke them (instant combat)
2. Attack (instant combat)
3. Try to diffuse the situation (also leads to combat)

every NPC in a 10 mile radius: "you didn't have to kill them, you could have walked away. get out of here freak!"
Same shit in the books too. Random stinky peasants walk up to Geralt, try to kill him, effortlessly get their shit wrecked, and then he gets persecuted for it. It reads like coldsteel the hedgehog fanfiction where the author insert character does no wrong but is constantly persecuted by people who he is so much smarter and stronger than.

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here's your switch port, bro

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>It reads like coldsteel the hedgehog fanfiction where the author insert character does no wrong but is constantly persecuted by people who he is so much smarter and stronger than

Given that the author tried to file a lawsuit against CDPR, that's pretty much spot on.

>leaked footage of the Hobbits for switch

Holy fuck how buttblasted would you have to be

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Really?

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Literally nothing wrong with that.
Plus it's portable.

wasn't that place also in the first witcher? Where you can slay elven pussy for the first time

Hm.. Tracks leading out of the cave. Strange.. Incels don't normally leave their nest during the summer months..

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>Yup it's you lmao
>Critique
Oh boy it's another retards reply to anons without reading the thread episode
Also
>Incel is a childish insult already
The destruction of that word is getting really bad now isn't it, incels BTFO, their word is ours and its sysnonymous with retardation and shitposting

Watch out, this one has been watching over his cave for 30 years... maybe even longer... he's got strong magical powers that's for sure... trying to kill him may cause more trouble than it's worth... you village has been tributing him tendies for many years now and he left you in peace... I'm not sure trying to kill him is the right choice...

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Is the combat really as bad as they say? Im looking for a long, well crafted story to dump some time into but if the actual gameplay is as bad as people say it is I won't bother.

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hispanic

The randomness of the attack animations is pretty played up and you can get some broken shit like igni spam or cluster bombs to streamline it. Otherwise it's just generic action game combat with a forgiving dodge + light and heavy attack. Not really the worst out there.

Let me get this right, you say the creative only comes out at night, steals your chickens and flees from the villages women? Hm.. Anyone get a look at him? Didn't make eye contact, you say? Yeah, I got an idea what you're dealing with..

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based

It's solid if not exceptional but the story and world more than make up for it. Witcher 3 is widely considered one of the best games of this generation. Quit sperging out and just play it already.

>*whistles for magic Jackie™*
>*"hop in, Jaina™" autodrives on road to quest marker*
>*cyber-toucan sam v2 KIROSHI™ vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Cyberpsycho™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Jackie™"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Bozo™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' NETRUNNER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *hacks the guys neurosystems and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash with mantis blades and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Corpos™ pretending to be Bozos™......better tell the Voodoo Boys™ about this"
>"Come on, Jackie™"
>*autodrives on road back to Pacifica™*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT NETRUNNER, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Bozos™, here's proof" *shows chip*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE PACIFICA CHIPPED IN"
>"Polyjester" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 eddies received

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>geralt enters a bedroom
>what the hell happened here...
>*sniff sniff*
>damn, the smell...
>huh, used up socks. And there is a weird substance within them? strange...
>no footprints... it's like the creature living here only uses the bed and that chair...
>what is this? Bottles filled with 'sniff* ugh, urine. Gross...
>bed is unmade... must have been in a hurry...
>looks like it's mainly feeding off of microwave food... must be one giant monster...
>a Yea Forums janny, gotta be™...

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Witcher ! He's here you missed it !

Do these people not know that seeking asylum is a lot more involved than just not wanting to live in your country any more and deciding to hop over to another?

>Take it you're the 'monster' thats been posting threating letters on the village noticeboard?
>TENDIES
>I don't have your tendies. You gotta leave the village alone.. They'll get sick of you soon, ban you from noticeboard. What then?

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>Not examining the empty wallet
>Hm.. Wallets empty. Whatever he does, he does it for free..

I feel like there must be a lot more to the story that he's not telling.

fucking lost

nah if that guy talked to me I'd call security too, or better a witcher

Hey Geralt... I'll never have sex and there's nothing you can do about it

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Of course there is. Incels are unironically the most toxic, deluded people on the planet. By "asking for her number" he likely means "I told a girl to give me her number, following her around and standing too close"

jej

pissbro, how do you dispose of it, have you ever thought about one day just getting rid of the lot and how insurmountable that task would be?

sorry, you people just fascinate me when you pop into threads and admit to it

holy fuck what a shit game

I watched a neckbeard friend get shot down asking girls for their numbers and all that it resulted in was his ego getting bruised. The guy in that pic identifies as a lot of retarded shit, so he probably was one of those dudes that just kept following the girl or acted like a sperg when she said no.

I have already hired the most attractive prostitutes of all races, including a witch.
There's two options:
1. You stop acting smug, follow me, and have the day of your life.
or
2. I'll beat you unconscious, tie you to a bed, and leave you alone with the succubus

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there any mod that can fix the broken combat at higher levels?

Depends on what you mean by broken combat.

OY LAZARE LA-ZARE
BALALATAIEA!

>"Polyjester" Complete

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ennemies dying too quickly and vice-versa, signs too strong or powerful, crossbows and bombs being useless or other things

Is it wrong that I like the option 2 more?

>wait long enough and the quest auto-completes since the beast just killed itself

absolute kino thread

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Bleeeeeeeeeh
It is my choice, bitcher. Go. Away.
Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

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Change the music parts to dubstep or something

Any of you got the RDR2 version?

based

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>Aye master witcher, there was this fellow in my shop, weird scent bout' him
>stood there for minutes looking at my wares, so my daughter helping me thought she'd help the lost boy
>he didn't replied, instead stared at here, the quickly got out
>i don't know what kinda people there are round town good witcher, but this man was no ordinary folk, and if you'd seen the look in his eyes and his skin you might as well believe him to be a vampire!

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The absolute state of plebb*t users

based and bleh-pilled

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>2077
>dubstep?
and
>2019
>dubstep?
laughingirls.jpg

No, but it's horribly repetitive and there's no weapon/build variety

I dispose of the piss once every other day.

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How many libtards that use the term incel are projecting?

none

when will they learn?

NOOO GERALT! THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER CIRI!

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THIS FUCKING THREAD

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Can discord trannies be incels?

I know only a single person who acts like a turbo sjw and he's an incel.

You just know.

>What a coincidence, Emhyr. Your daughter calls me daddy too.

they're peasants bro give them a break

h-hot,..

>*clock gongs*
>screen transition to closed room
>*detective vision activates*
>"Mhmm....victims were severed to pieces, petrified to stone, and burned to death....a non-magic Culprit X™, I think."
>"Come on, Beato"
>*follows blue truth vision*
>girls in Witch™ costumes appear
>"BATTLER IS INCOMPETENT! IT'S A GOD DAMN MAGIC UNBELIEVER! LETS TORTURE HIM!"
>"Here's my blue truth" UWOOOOOOOO ZEN ZEN DAME DAAAAA *starts crying for 3 minutes before slashing a witch with a blue sword"
>"Mhmm....Culprit X™ pretending to be the Witches™......better tell the survivors about this"
>*screen shattering transition*
>"BATTLER, ANY NEWS?"
>"Just some murderers posing as Witches™, here's proof *shows a servant with a goat mask on*"
>"WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, HERE'S THE FAMILY INHERITANCE THE WHOLE DARN BLOODLINE PITCHED IN"
>"The Rokkenjima Incident" Complete *Happiness of Marionette starts playing*
>3 tons of gold received

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he's not exactly got a lot of white women to choose from, he's just settling

>"Mhmm....bloody mucous slime and a dilating wand...a Tranny™, gotta be"
>*Tranny™ emerges from a women's bathroom*
>"RESPECT MY PRONOUNS SHITLORD RAAAAAAAWRGH"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALA!!!
>*Tranny™ kills itself*
>"OY FELLOW CIS WHITE MALE WHERE'S DA MENTALLY ILL FREAK WESE PAID YA FOR?"
>"Just a man posing as a woman, here's proof *shows wig*
>"OY KURWA HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE KLAN CHIPPED IN!"
>"The Trouble with Trannies" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>$10 in SGDQ donations received

Don’t listen to contrarianiggers, the game is acclaimed for good reason

I always find it funny in RPGs when they try to make a realistic economy like that, showing the amount of money the commonfolk live on, and then killing a single monster will get you like 5x that every time and you'll just regularly be walking around with more money than the entire country will see in all their collective lifetimes.

>pointy knees

*deletes every ciri level*
10/10

All of them.

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based thot killer

pleb taste

So, cringe thread then?

well, now that you're here..

>"hmmm, delusional posting. Summerfag, gotta be."

lol

Yep. Cringe thread, gotta be.

Well yeah.
Legitimate political asylum is a complicated process and application never should have been made a revolving door. The system is overloaded to all fuck and back because there was no infrastructure set in place to deal with a system that could be abused so broadly.

Poor guy, he might have been creepy or not, but its not like there's much you can do with that mug

Ok guys, I think Witcher 3 is way unappreciated. Geraldo is such a fantastic character- maybe even better than Doomguy or Mario. Actually, fuck yeah he is. Can Doomguy cast fireballs and shit from his hands? Psshhh no! Can Mario cast fi-wait... no... can he use a fucking bow and arrow? Let’s see Bowser block that shit! Also the story is fucking great, Skyrim tried to rip off of it. Like Jesus, they saw Witcher 3, got all butthurt that they couldn’t make a good Elder Scrolls game, and went back in time with Bethesda bullshit and ripped off it- oh, but it “has multiplayer”. That’s what every Bethesdbitch says. So fucking what? It will never be as good as Witcher 3. In fact, the game is so in depth because it shows a deep and awesome story, so great that Homer from the Odyssey tried to copy it. And failed obvs. If anyone says that Witcher is bad, I will bring out my fucking Bow and Arrow, Sword, And flamethrower and show them how accurate Witcher is to real life. Let’s see if they still think Witcher is bad or if anything else is better after they have a Witcher 3 Arrow™ lodged in their fucking skull.

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>>"Mhmm....concentrated autism and a warped sense of superiority...a Redditor™, gotta be"
>>*Redditor™ swoops into to shit up a good thread*
>>" CRINGE CRINGE XD UPVOTED GREAT POST GOY"
>>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALA!!!
>>*Redditor™ kills itself without karma for each post ITT*
>>"OY Yea Forums BRO WHERE THE BLOODY 'ELL IS THAT REDDITOR WE PAID YA TE SLAY"
>>"Just a Reddit summerfag posing as a channer, here. " *hands janny the redditor's pissjug*
>>"OY KURWA HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE KLAN CHIPPED IN!"
>>"The Retarded Redditor" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>$10 in Reddit Gold ™ received

Yikes

>IF YA CRACKA WANNA GO THEN YOU GOTTA
>EYAA YEEN *smacks lips* HOLLA YA TIMBS LOOKING GRREAT IN THA FOOTSIES, BITCH!
>YOU ZA HOCCUS POCCUS BIMBOMANIA FINA A WAY AROUND
>AND YA ZAT STUPID BITCH FUCKING A MAGICAL CRACKA BEHIND MY BACK BITCH I SMELL HIS CUM IN YOUR PUSSY AND PUBES
>HISTORY MYSTORY
>YOU AINT LIKE MY TASTE ANYMORE SO I WANNA LAMABAMA ALBAMA THIS FUCKING PUSSY LOVE MAGIC OFF OF ME
>NIGGA FUCK YOU IM STONE COLD MOTHERFUCKING SINCE THE DAY THEY PUMPED THIS NIGGA DICK FULL OF MAGICAL SHROOM AND PARSLEY WEED

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>>Edited: Thanks For The Gold Kind Stranger: Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you're a such expert, tell me more about those white deposits at the bottoms of pissbottles?

Witcher there are shit tons of them there what are you doing ?

Repeat after me ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE

Can someone please translate?
I'm not fluent enough in Black Speech to understand this properly.

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I played through Witcher 3 + all DLC, did everything there is to do and it took me 200 hours. This was couple of years ago. In my mind, it's a 10/10 game. However I'm not sure if I'm ever gonna replay it, it's such a daunting task because it's such a big game and my autism compells me to 100% most games I play and especially RPGs like this.

Anyone else know this feel?

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The witcher 3 was a shit game.

If witches can use magic to be pretty bitches do you guys think a 30 year old wizard like me could become a cute witch and get dicked by drunk geralt?

The problem is that every application has to be reviewed manually for approval or rejection, so of course ANY application system will get bogged down when people are trying to just use political asylum as a way to avoid due process and paying for visas rather than for the actual political protection it's meant for.

moooooooooooooooods !

Played it through twice, but didn't bother with the random chests and shit. I consider 100% to be all story+side missions that have actual content.

It's easily a 60 hour 2nd playthrough if you just turn off your collectathon senses.

It's gibberish a white autist wrote it.

big bad witcher intimidated by a virgin?

What creature would do this?

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>tripfagging
You stupid cunt. I know potatoes cleverer than you.

That's all well and good in theory, but in practice it doesn't work out so well. I'm theoretically all in favor of people's freedom of movement, but the fact is that we've crafted a governmental system where truly free movement causes all kinds of stress on the systems when too many people move in to collect benefits without paying their share. If we could either create a system where all welfare is funded by sales taxes instead of income taxes (or just a system without so much welfare in the first place) then I'd be all for everyone coming and going as they please because an influx of immigrants wouldn't stress the system since they'd be paying into our tax system every time they purchase something, whether their job is under the table or not. But as the systems are currently in place, we can't abide by just letting people flood in willy-nilly because there are legitimate concerns about our welfare infrastructure buckling under all that pressure and preventing us from properly caring for our own citizens who should come first in such a system.

this is shopped right

found the seething nigger

that old man looks like he just wants to fit in to avoid getting fired

I played the second and didn't know what the FUCK was going on in the Witcher 3. It follows the books really heavily.

No, but it's still not what you think it is.

What is it about video games specifically that seems to attract these types of people? I don't get it.

creative people always have issues, this has been historically true

>tfw incel
Laughed out loud at this thread thanks OP.

Men having fun without them = bad and must be ruined, or allowed to join in (and ruin)

Why not just go to the toilet like a normal person?

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I live in an old house and the bathroom is a room outside of the house. And it's scary at night.
Fucking normalfags.

Oh sorry user that must be hell

>Spaghetti, freshly spilled.
>Deep prints, must be heavier than a cow.
>Ugh that stench, does he live with a Zeugl?

KEKEST

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DELET THIS CHESSBOARD

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I may be retarded, but didn't O'Dimm already grant wishes to von Everec, by restoring his fortune and making him immortal. What the hell was the purpose of the 3 wishes I had to do for him then? Does he get 6 wishes in total or what

How can one thread be so based?

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>before i take the contract i need to know more about the incel, has he at least tried talking to women?

>wouldn't know sir, new saw him with my own eyes! he never step out of his den.

if 5 geralt lets the incel fuck triss

meant never

every guy who tries to fuck ciri ends up dying or gets cucked. thats the joke.

Their contract obligated O'Dimm to grant three wishes by proxy to be considered fulfilled

kek

von Everec thought he was being clever by making it so O'dimm couldnt complete the contract and collect his soul by basically granting him 3 more wishes, impossible ones.

Sorry, buddy, but it looks like you're still gonna be a virgin, seeing as how I took your five and all