ESA Summer Marathon

European Speedrunner Assembly

Stream1:
Now: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
After: Monster Hunter World
Later: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

twitch.tv/esamarathon
twitch.tv/esamarathon2
esamarathon.com/schedule

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CHIGGIN NUGGERS

FIRST FOR PUNCHY

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>they are germans
wtf guys I thought the french were the shitters

2 germs 2 frogs 1 pasta nigga

ESA is better than GDQ they said lmao

>tfw no bf (bear friend) to feed me chicken nuggets
Speedruns for this feel?

is.. is that a tattoo?

oh no.. oh nonononono say it ain't so, SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!

Returning with the official PB vidya ranking:

G2:NotR > G2 > G1 > R3 > Elex > G3 > R1 > R2

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Silent Hill

guy on left looks like he wants to die

I watched some anime while shit hunter was on, did the runners choke or something ?

TDSChris looks like Fantano with hair

man, he has actually a good physique, good hair and a baller jawline.. what a damn shame he chose to become a video games autist instead of a chad

Did I miss MHW?

Twitter screencap thread?

Where's the transgamers!?

Are EU bigots or something

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Oh yes, amazingly in fact.

Looks like it.

Yes. Just ended.

You missed nothing, trust me.

Xth for SEETHING nugoids.

>Linkus7 is up next

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YEs, and that's a good thing
Yeah.

When's her run?

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>tattoo

it's 2019. all girls wear tattoos, and that's okay

It's her game next

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I think the word "dodged" it more appropriate

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Be honest with me bros and let console war faggotry out at the door: is breath of the wild a fun game to watch being speedran?

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Why isn't anyone talking on Stream 2?

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>her

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was one of the best GDQ runs desu, and i like linkus

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Rating:
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Dan isn't running this time

It's a good thing you did, it was a dumpster fire.

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he's busy running to the bathroom to clean out his wound

maybe

Yeah, the actual gameplay isn't bad, but they're just adding nothing.

It can be. It's certainly more fun to watch it than to actually play it.

dodged a bullet there, buddy.

WHY THE FUCK CAN NO ONE ANSWER ME HOW THE SILENT HILL RUN WAS. WERE THERE A LOT OF NUGGET DONATIONS?
DID PUNCHY GET MEAD OR WAS HE CHILL?

>Pikmin
>Mediocre tier
It was pretty impressive, he managed to do a six day in one shot

>SGDQ comes on
>thread is fucking AIDS, constant tranny posting even when there are non on stream
>at least ESA is coming up soon, it's better anyway

>ESA arrives
>every other run over estimate
>instead of having way too much nintendo shit have way too much shitty pc games
>most of the announcers/commentators speak unintelligible english
>set up times even worse than GDQ
>no more maral and her squad of qt brown girls to carry this shit

when will i learn to not get excited for this trash

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all are from different yuro countries, they can only communicate in english and while everyone learns english in school, everyone is also very self conscious about their accent, therefore talking (verbally) in games to other yuros is something you rarely see

the MH run raised the most money this far
haters gonna hate

>Any%
Yes
>100%
Enjoy wasting 24hrs of your life collecting tree people poop

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0 nugget donations because punchy told the announcer about them
It was the most boring punchy run so far because he was sad about what happened earlier

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He got dunked by nugget donations and started to bitch to the donation reader. Again.

that doesn't make the run not a colossal shitshow

It's a bunch of glitches put one after another. It's like a G mod speedrun at this point. There's barely any zelda in this, for the best or the worst depending on what you're looking for.

how could the run have changed that much, isn't it just run straight for the final boss?

but that was on the planet run, no the SH one

how about you read the fucking threads you retard, people ask about that shit five times per hour, fucking kill yourself

It saddens me people like this exist.

the game is buggy as fuck

Oh yeah right, by the time SH rolled around he had bitched so much the entire event knew not to bring up the forbidden chicken meal.

because the yetee happened to donate during it. it's also been like the second longest game run so far

can someone nuggetpill me
i dunno why punchy's so mad at nuggers

A lot of route changes and new tricks

>Punchy being a faggot again

What else is new.

Give me something to fap to /srg/. No NTR please

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is there an audio de-sync?

What's the context of the OP pic?

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Linkus7 is too pure for this world

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the game is very easy and speedrunning it doesn't make it look any more interesting

>if there's a donation feel free to read it
>...

top kek

he quite literally got cucked by 3 boxes of nugs and his ego couldn't handle it.

Niggers love chicken nuggets so he is just racist

Is BotW as good as Yea Forums wants to make me believe it is? I kinda have zero interest in it because of it being open world, but it looks like that's the future for Zelda so I gues I have to get used to it sooner or later if I don't wanna drop the series

youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc enjoy

What an insensitive picture

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happens alot, announcers are always fucking around and not listening

nuggets

O R B
R
B

So this game is an Ubisoft open world game without all the enemy outpost and shit Ubisoft throws into their game?

The game world looks kinda empty.

What happened to the Browns?

>OOORRBB
Ruined

Stream 2 is the best. Stream 1 fags leave.

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its just another open world game really
the dungeons are short and samey

>this announcer

kill me, i'd take that that girl from earlier over this guy

So is nugget just a simple word that he doesn't like or something?

What a fucking sperg.

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Fap to my bear ass

>ESA threads are popular
>GDQ threads are popular
>NASA threads die even with people from the event bumping
lmao

>Is BotW as good as Yea Forums wants to make me believe it is?

It depends on one simple question: "Are you so autistic you can't handle the weapon breaking system means you have to use different weapons?"

If yes: Then you'll hate it and rage about a legitimately interesting and fun system.
If no: Then you'll enjoy it, since it's a great game.

>Judging a game's quality on a speedrun

Why the fuck do people do this? If you absolutely must then watch a normal playthrough of it

last time I ate mcdonalds was like 8 years.. im fucking craving nuggies with bbq sauce

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goddam this game is so good. just watching this is making me want to start up a new file.

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why is this dude sitting so uncomfortably close to linkus?

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have they uploaded any vods yet? I want to watch hotline miami

Lolno, it’s an Ubisoft game with a Nintendo logo so Yea Forums sucks it off.

Tösen... A tös is cute and petite GIRL not a frankensteins abomination

it kinda is, but it has puzzle rooms, puzzles in the wild and you're completely free in how you want to tackle things, no marker to follow, no real storyline to follow.
It's pretty good the first playthrough, but you won't replay it.

It's a fun game but it has it's flaws. It's definetly worth playing if you are interested

lurk more, people ask about this shit 10 times per thread

That girl that can't speak a single word of english, can't pronounce anything worth shit and has an absolutely insufferable voice and yet stil managed to be an announcer since like 2015? No, thanks.

>not even 10k
>it's been a whole day
>the place is full
I don't get it

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he ate nuggets on stream as a donation thing
now everybody thinks of him as the nugget guy, entirely his own fault

Don't have a wii or whatever, why would the amibo be considered cheating in this speedrun? What does it actually do.

>joy cons dont drift guys!

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He's acting like they just sent death threats to him over the donations. What a baby.

Aw fuck, I missed nuggy incident round 2?

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I understand not wanting to be "the nugget guy" but if it gets you more donations for charity, which is why you're fucking at the event, why not just own it and milk it for everything you can? The fact that he'd rather stifle the donations means he's not there for charity, he's there to be on stream, and that makes him a faggot.

it gives you free shit

this run is actually pretty sick

it's literally pay to win microtransactions attached to a toy

Someone raped him and shoved nuggets up his ass live on stream so he gets triggered by them.

based anonymous

Don't be a faggot, nobody at ESA really cares about the charity. They just go to have a fun time and advertise

>Okaa-san
You got me interested.. it's gonna be some non-blood related bullshit tho, right?

>announcer mic 5x louder than the runner

another linkus run completely ruined by the fucking announcer, goddam

He doesn't care about the charity. He goes there for the experience, to be part of the community and the orgies.

Gotcha.

it's a speedrun event, not a charity event
the charity is just extra

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Pure blood mama.

The same goes for gdq. No one cares about migrants without borders. They wanna get themselves out there to make more money, even if Europe burns as a consequence.

>Punchy is Bi

That explains his shit mood

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They're related

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Is this the famous Nintendo quality control?

Seems like something QA would have found out about.

Unless Nintendo think of it as a feature.

yuros are uncharitable

No isekai where a boy and his mom are transported to his dream magical realm, but she ends up way more powerful than him. It's all incest bait.

which is awesome, but sad because Alzheimer foundation would do more good with the money than Militaires Sans Frontières.. I mean doctors without borders.

They're related. It's a teenager and his mom being sent to a video game. The mom is easily the best part but the stupid retard son is ruining everything.

>Americans wake up
Just nuke these threads already. They're ruined.

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thank you based anons, I came in this ESA thread not expecting much, but I came out a happier man regardless

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why are they playing in baguette I missed the start

faster dialogues I guess

>Punchy is Bi

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it's like 2 pm in america, we've been here for hours. when the thread is on the verge of death getting 2 posts per hour, that's when you'll know we're asleep.

It's faster than the other languages, except for German which is tied for speed.

Whenever you ask yourself why are they playing on an specific language that isn't English, the answer is always because it's faster.

he mentioned it on twitter, screencap was passed around a lot last sgdq

nintendo consoles are made to be looked after and respected
if you want cheap disposable shit for kids get a ps4

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there was a vote between french and german, he said french is 1 frame faster and it also won the vote

after this shitty MHW run it's nice to see a well executed speedrun. based linkus

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What europoor country are you from when niggas wake at 2?

Some autist throwing a fucking crab at someone on stage still is one of the greatest moments of videogames.
Ah fucking crab, somebody brought a crab to a tournament with the intent of throwing it.

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Man, Breath of the Wild is so boring.

Probably because you ask every thread.

This announcer's had his coffee.

>announcer starts screeching

muted

>No.471203053

That's when they're at their best. Please die now.

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Why is the amount in dollars, not in euros?

the brother "sister" story Pochi is doing is better though

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twitter and his Ccat

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FUCK THE EU

Majority of the donations are sent from the U.S.

Japanese people look after their controllers, something most westerners apparently cannot do

whats the lore on this dog

Amazing.

>why is the amount in money, not in monopoly notes?

>this changes everything!

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Here's that (You) (You) ordered

Fuck, that explains everything. He's a bitch.

>thinks dollar is worth more than euro

Whats with the girl(?) on the far left on straem one? Looks bored out of her/his mind.

Retarded Americans wouldn't understand other currencies while the rest of the world does

i hope you are enjoying linkus’ run

>person finishes a run
>looks at his time /asks his time
>"not bad"

every time

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>yeah so what if i like taking it up the bum, no big revelation

And unlike him, Hbox embraces the crab. He dumped a box of beenie baby crabs on Dabuz and even sung about the crabs.

>No.471203509

Thanks loser.

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They better say not bad. It means they've run the game enough time to have an average time and not perform worse than average.

Doesn't make HBox not just as much of a baby bitch.

Hbox was in fucking tears lel
Punchy acts like a bitch but I've yet to seem actually cry over it

I niss when these fucks actually tried to get records during the event.
It's even worse at ESA with half of the runs being chokefests.

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

Before i forget, pochi runs a doujin alongside the mango which is "canon"

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why the fuck does this sperg keep repeating half the shit he says 3 times

>Some autist throwing a fucking crab at someone on stage still is one of the greatest moments of videogames.
Melee with Hungrybox?

right...

choking live

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dilate

maybe not, but 2 years later and he's still SEETHING over it

the controller is fucked

Looking forward to the chain of memories run dude got a wr right before going to the event.
Run's an rngfest though.

yet another reason to hate western sluts

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you can do it linus!

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could have walked by now

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you're pretty unlikely to get a record at an event like this unless it's a game that no one runs and has a really shitty record
you cant just reset the run because you made a mistake

Linkus? More like Chokus.

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Only if he loses but he doesn't freak out about if asked.
That only happened when it was thrown at him. He hasn't cried since nor does he demand people to stop talking about it.

It also explains why he's got a harem of furfaggots brigading these threads for him.

archive.is/F7kPQ

>I-I-IT'S THE J-JOYCON DRIFT!! I SW-SWEAR!!!!

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omegalol

fuck off, linkus is basert og rogepillet

>this run
Going to say the C word

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FIRST TRY!

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ESA: choking on runs and broken english

Him literally forcing a mental breakdown after Melee was confirmed to not be at EVO is enough for me to think he's a huge sperg.

Holy shit an under estimate run.

I'm lost. I tune in to Dan occasionally and he seems to be the most PC and non-problematic streamer I've come across. The worst thing he does is rage and drop a few F-bombs.

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>You're French right

No he isn't

>F-bombs.
just say fuck you stupid faggot

>Nintendo controllers aren't liquid garbage

JSRF just ended, thoughts?

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>It also explains why he's got a harem of furfaggots brigading these threads for him.
Punchi is actually a furry. He also admited it weeks ago.

This run is great.

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>missed 3 40%s in a row
nice luck

fuck off stream 2 fag, nobody cares

she cute

F you, degenerate.

Hbox does that for attention. Again he isn't sperging out over one single incident years later and attempting to shut it down.

>JSRF
?

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>not watching both
Your loss.

It was alright. Gameplay was fine, but they just sat there in silence mostly. 6/10, I guess.

>No.471204482

Really good. JSRF is super comfy.

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Stopped watching about 30 minutes in.

stop misusing the quote function faggot

The power of not laundering money through a charity event

How was the BoTW run prior to the long choke? Missed that part

Speedrun events aren't as popular among normalfags in Europe, and Americans don't care enough to donate for charities that don't benefit niggers.

Atelier speedruns when?

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he's gonna choke isn't he

pretty sick honestly, a lot of cool movement that he was getting first try

really good actually

id like to have linkus from behind if u know what Im saying

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Please continue posting semi-plump anime girls!

Well fuck, might as well rewatch later then

>No.471204850

You're going to have to explain that one to me friend. I don't understand how one can misuse a quote function.

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LET'S MUSCLE

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Remember trying this fight with no divine beasts freed on hard more it was hell the last boss kept regenerating and I kept running out of weapons

When's Witcher 3?

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Rorona would be mostly sleeping.
A lot of 3D Zelda speedruns seem to have pretty cool movement, and this one isn't an exception.

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Is this plump?

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>Ameriburgers
baka they ruin everything. hope they ban all americans from ESA 2020

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friday

When someone decides to speedrun one and submit it for an event.

what are you on about, it's a swede running with a french fry on commentary

Nintendo really love long boss fights.

Kinda annoying to repeat multiple cycles if you die at the end.

where can I get this doll and how much will it cost me?

It's weird they put all the shit games with autistic chokers on stream 1.

Meanwhile stream 2 for the time being is /comfy/

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She’s perfect!
Much appreciated!

just fat disgusting americans in general, you know? they make me sick. circumcised penis, always fat, stink like shit, too many niggers. I hate americans

This happens only if you don't free the divine beasts (IE if you don't do the main quest and rush straight to the last boss).

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Alright, run over, everybody go to bed.

F

DEAD

welp

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that's fair for an open world game

RIPPERONI

Each boss he killed has his own dungeon. If you skip those the game just forces you to kill them in sucession before the last boss.

I think it's great it gives you that option to go straight to the boss.

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Well, there goes the run.

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F

>has to start the bosses all over

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>Want to get my snack
>Don't want it to melt before THUG starts
With ESA I could get it now and still wait 10 minutes.

UNLUCKY

kill it

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I can genuinely say the only time europe has crossed my mind is when europeans talk about america, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Oh shit, you actually start from the beginning. Nice.

>just stands there and take the shot
zelda players reactions aren't the best.
nice run.

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shut up greaseball

the whole OBSESSED thing isn't a meme, it's real

>this choke artist

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he was trying to do the parry thing

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exactly why I mentioned reaction.

ENGLISH BEN TIME.

Stream 2 chads, our guy is UP

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THUG time and a sexy womens, fuck nintendo twink.

>Ben gets all the bitches

It's not fair lads

redpill me on speedrunning

everybody pls post your favourite hentai

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>trying
well he dint diddiy

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He probably got alzheimers and forgot what he was doing

Samefagging tranny trying to shit up the thread due to seething over GDQ being shit.

There's at least 1 girl at stream 2 right now, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>complete sticc
>but added some chubby features too for...who knows what reason?

This artist is retarded holy shit.

How many mins overest is he going to be?

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SHE'S CUTE. EVERYONE ACT COOL

shut up faggot american bitch

exhentai.org/g/976043/be4d7a0e5a/

>i dont think about you at all
>constantly seething about europeans
>keeps reposting this image

Literally who?

What are the best incest themed
games
anime
hentai
eroge

unironically engage in coitus

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>he doesn't enjoy is starving african child bodies

>I Wanna Find My Destiny
>BBF_
It's not the shitty german(?) who always suck at these kinds of games but always gets to run them anyway is it?

She's pretty cute, lads. I hope the webm guys gets some good shots.

If he gets it this try, a few minutes

It correctly sums up how Americans feel. It's always used as a reply.

forgot underground had driveable cars in it. weird.

how is that samefagging you retard, they're arguing

OBESE

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exhentai.org/g/1211131/23e2d9ef10/

I’m about to fucking cum from all the lewd Zeldaposting! Please keep it up!

It's the Nascar of videogames where sometimes you see a cool race for the sake of it but mostly you're waiting for the car crashes

ALERT ALERT, FEMALE ON SCREEN

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WHAT'S YOUR PB?

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tense

Looks like it is.

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>Speed Run
>Monster Hunter

How the fuck does that work?

Post cock

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>open panda
>greeted with exhentai.org/g/1450263/85d8b4fa4d/

nothing finer than hot onee-sans. though i do prefer them with bigger tits.

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can be a fun hobby if you really enjoy a game

>cute girl on stream
everyone post your cool face

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>What is false flagging
Fuck off retard, he's been doing this since last night.

>I guess linkus finally completed a trick
Savage.

>constantly seething about yuros

holy kek you have no been reading these threads have you. guy he replied to was the definition of OBSESSED, literally seething over americans in response to nothing

How was the Monster Hunter run? I missed it.

this thread is all of the shitposting of GDQ but barely any of the traffic to dilute it
what happened ESAbros? you used to be cool

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did /ourlad/ fuck the kebab yet?

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It didn't

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roach girls are not supposed to be so cute its not fair

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Blue board!

what's /srg/?

atrocious

Wasn't a run. Just four people failing to do 6 hunts over and over.

so how many times will they go over the ETA?

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Hilariously awful. They tried twice and couldn't do the donation incentive.

Everyone caught wind of ESA

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Almost like it was a shitpost intended to derail or something. Really makes you think.

classic!

based English Ben

tossed salad and scrambled eggs!

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Damn, was it really that bad?

What was the incentive?

impossible to pick out one so here's a random 3 from my favorites
exhentai.org/g/1422468/c9a2636917/
exhentai.org/g/1306093/8ab8cc0e0b/
exhentai.org/g/790909/e11cbdbaeb/

image is accurate desu. yuros consume our culture and movies and tv, they're exposed to USA shit all the time and it pisses them off for some reason. meanwhile the average american gives 0 shits about europe, just a bunch of countries that got fucked up by nazis in the 30s where all the people talk funny

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Say it with me everyone!

OVER

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>dude we're not seething!
>oh, uh, we're actually just trying to derail this 90% off topic thread

well done, ya got us

my list is too big for you so here
exhentai.org/g/1049117/4a2cb9ac84/
exhentai.org/g/1095182/1e588cc544/

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RATE
>RATE
>>RATE

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NO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU'RE OVER ESTIMATE

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Link it

Went over estimate but was cool to watch
t. haven't played botw

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>has a qt to make love
>and a uggo to make wild sex
Patrician taste.

Behemoth with weakest longsword. They kept carting to the meteor.

>No.471207394

Rate this *grabs crotch*

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is that the turkish slut from yesterday? goddam i'd destory that roach puss

This is boring. Who else hype for frame fatale

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Absolute kino taste

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Behemoth with starting gear

1.) It wasn't even with starting gear, they only used the starter weapon with endgame armor which conferred a shitton of perks that would make the fight play out the same way anyways

2.) Behemoth has an instakill attack that you can avoid by hiding behind meteors. It's very easy to avoid but they died 2 times first run, 1 time second run to it. The other fatalities were caused by normal attacks, which aren't that tough to avoid.

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>Jeb! signs
wtf, when did this game come out? are those modded it?

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Yeah, I'm sure a post containing the word "baka" followed by a pig disgusting tier post was 100% serious you actual autistic spaz.

8/10 - good run with some chokes.

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S, just because I'm gay for Linkus
A/B otherwise.

Wish there was an actual manga with a similar concept as this hentai

Maybe later!

youtube.com/watch?v=53VUs8dlUt4

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exhentai.org/g/1090968/5daef2360a/

>crab
I require video evidence of this magnificence.

I wish there was a 300 episode anime with this concept that gets progressively lewder and lewder.

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I've arisen, did I miss anything fun? Was Oblivion nice?

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Asphyxiation/10

The majority of their prizes are just drawings...

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>watching stream 1
Please tell me you guys don't do this

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okay ben we'll watch your run

> No.471207980
I'd say on the whole it's been rather tame. Stream 1 especially. Second stream is slightly more entertaining since it started, FF and JSRF were good.

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It was boring

but celeste is coming up, it's actually a fun speedrun game to watch and it has a great ost
youtube.com/watch?v=0etenwnI1wo

>downtime in game
>just starts chatting up the girls on the couch

it was SKOOMASKOOMASKOOMA/10, much better than OOB runs where they just warp to the end.

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>watching tony hawk over celeste
no thanks

oh no, ben
what are you doing

>the era of sandbox skating games died

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woudl anyone be interested a world of warcraft speed run?

>hes gonna come back there and bulli you like he did that fag punchy
can she say that?

This is something that bothers me whenever I watch this Turkish girl. She'll only smile for half a second before immediately and forcefully closing her mouth. It's like she has serious insecurities about her teeth but her teeth seem fine to me.

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>watching a """""speedrun"""""' of a skateboard game

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>No.471208223

Maybe but It feels like I've seen Celeste a hundred times since the start of the year already.

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she cute

>tedious level
>chill music
perfect

youtube.com/watch?v=fOzvP1I5tLU

whats the category though?

>Short hair
>Big tits
I want to have sex

Can we get some nugget donations for Ben here?

>Watching tumblr trash

NASA is garbage with garbage production values and garbage games
Then when everything is shitty, they act all smug and pull the excuse of "it's meant to be ironic" and "well at least we CARE about the games!!!"

YOU SAID NO TRANNIES Yea Forums

YOU SAID NO TRANNIES

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She's just being perfect

>No.471208340
How is your first time on Yea Forums?

which stream are we watching. reply with 1 or 2.

PEPE
ON
GIRL

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@471208190

can you fuck off and quit avatar fagging

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Seen Celeste way too many times so yeah I'm watching THUG.

I do this a lot. I’m secure about my teeth.

0-120

QT

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Feel like donating to Ben, what do we say?

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Cute girl alert! I repeat, CUTE GIRL ALERT!

why exactly is the turkish girl there? She said she was surprised at how much she enjoyed the event, she obviously doesn't watch it or speedrun

Time to make all the virgin incels seethe with Celeste, the best game made this decade.

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instead of replying to it, report it

is larxa gonna try to ask eidgod out again tonight

>No.471208448

It's going fine thank you. The userbase has been friendly, helpful and quite humerous.

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>ugly women don't exist
Sucks to be her, but don't always assume there's a dick there.

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>that literal hooker nose
>"cute"

>>>/israel/

>girl

This thread is now an INGERLUND thread to honor Ben.

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It's tradition to have charity associated qts at ESA

Turk girl is hotter and whiter

>implying we're not all switching to stream 2 now for the qt roach

Nothing. Because donating to streamers is the most pathetic thing you can do.

>implying I'd willingly watch Celeste.

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>celeste
it's like they want me to move to stream 2

But America has consistently been the biggest contribute in donations for ESA since ESA first started.

monkas

cope

LOOK AT THAT SCHNOZZ

lmao look at their flags, what the FUCK did they mean by this?

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Tell him your his biggest fan and will blow him with all your might.

>another peepee shirt
Is this belge bitch a literal nazi?
Does Euros not know he is a symbol of the far right racists?

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Eidgod gets all the pussy

you mean besides big red riding hood and the little wolf?

>american education

I thought she did stardew valley

>belgian isn't even a language

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>ben going full meme

How come Susan has not told them to ban pepe at the event yet?

it's the personaltitty that counts

I fucking hate stickers too.

Belgium bends over.

the flags are literally rotated 90 deg

where can I get a meme gf like Larxa? She seems cute and into the same stuff I am, I wanna have hot sex with her because she surely also gets horny from time to time

GO ON ARE BEN

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>belgium doesn't have a language
Based

Eidgod looks hundred times better with short hair than long.

Good norf lad our Ben

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I'm the only one with stream 2 problems? The main one works perfectly, but the second one stops constantly to load

He's English.
They take everything seriously and are basically "No Fun Allowed" Incarnate. English Ben being one of the very few exceptions.

ben is trying way too hard to get into this girl's pants

american girl seems dtf tho

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Protip: You can use olive oil to clean stickers off of things.

False

American looks like a grunter who digs reverse cowgirl.

She only likes god gamers like distortion2

is he ok

because he, along with most runners, gives 0 shits about the charity and is just here to advance his own career and get more twitch followers/subs

humm

is this a porno?

oi bruv lets get chippies after

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obsessed

Don't post or talk about Larxa on here you pathetic fucking retards.

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are you a 40 year old housewife

what is even going on there?

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He's still busy seething.

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>look mom i posted it again

It's the traditional past time which Japan turned into gachi.

why the kiss?

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fuck off, we don’t say “chippies” for chips you fucking lemon

She's actually had sex with like 3 other different guys in her life. How could you tell?

I'm up next, wish me luck!

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>European education

Reminder that the guy died...

no i just haet stickers

how do I get a Turk gf

>He doesn't kiss his bros while shirtless for luck

How does Farage do it?

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Belgians speak french

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turkish girl looks so fucking bored

He's right though, fuck off.

by killing all of her male cousins and brothers first. not. even. kidding.

I don't get it.

Go to Istanbul (Not Constantinople) and drop your pants and hope a girl latches on before Koksal Baba

>this qt
wtf I love Erdogan now!?

THA K YOU CELESWTHIS GAME LITERALLY CURED MY D9G CANCERTY SOO MUCCH

be white but not english

Are Turks muslim? She don't look muslim

>travel to downtown istanbul
>yell at the top of your lungs "WHO HERE WANTS AN AMERICAN GREEN CARD"
>????
>profit

why are you americans so afraid of kisses? its between friends so it's not gay, I do it sometimes

Real Belges spake Flemmish you fucking piece of trash Francophone.

You want a chair leg to sever your spine?

Vuile waal hangt u op

Be a traditional catholic and white unironically,

>tosses his cig
>his mate dives on it immediately

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>real belges
lmaooooooo pick one

Expressing physical, intimate affection towards someone of your own gender is stereo-typically homosexual behavior.

wtf i love turkey now

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>wasting half a fag
I mean really though.

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Why are you guys so fucking thirsty, like holy shit, chill out.

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NEW THREAD

Fuck off Larxa, you're not subtle.

>grown ass man
>plays games for teenagers
>SPEEDRUNS mentioned games
yeah she's not letting him in her panties

It would suck to have permanent bruised eyes.

I unironically want a turkish gf but most are married to other turks so I won't stand a chance :(

>new thread on page 1 and before the bump limit
your're a faggot

Not in Europe, male friends hold hands there

married off to*

looks like a classic southern european beauty

Shut up fag. If I ever met you on the street I'd shove my tongue down your throat.

What's this chick's name and does she post half naked pictures on her social media?

>G2:NotR > G2 > G1 > R3 > Elex > G3 > R1 > R2

>Gay 2: Nigger of the Rapist
>Gay 2
>Gay
>Rape 3
>Elex
>Gay3
>Rape
>Rape 2

What did they mean by this?

Just try it and I'll gently place my hands around your lower back.

>jaanipäev
Why is she celebrating Estonian Midsummer's day?

>not using multistre.am so you can watch both
Why are there so many dummies on this site?

F, gonna need a new one lads

>deleted
lmao

>pruned or delete
wat

uh why did mods delete this

Nah
>those haircuts
>those sculpted, hairless bodies
Pretty sure they’re just gay

>deleted
good job jannies.

>deleted
FUCKING JANNIES

Thread was way too early.

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they do it for free

>GDQ threads always go until auto prune
>ESA threads get randomly deleted

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migrate

It was made too early as user pointed it out.
Stop being retards. It's not like we're in a hurry here or anything either ever.

no

based jannies cleaning up filth

no it wasn't, we were at bump limit when it was made

Mods are anti-nuggites.

FUCK TRANNIES.
FUCK JANNIES.

>that image
user...

No we weren't.

Page 1 and (You)r post was the 500th, it was not the bump limit.

>European Speedrun Association
>Burgerflag

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