Final Fantasy XIV

>gets poisoned and dies
>this is somehow a big deal in a world where resurrection and anti-poison spells are abundant

can someone explain this to me?

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Shut the fuck up nerd

Resurrection magic is not common, fixing KO status is like bringing someone back from being unconscious. Actual Resurrection is basically unheard of.

>MFW you see Raubahn enter demon mode
>Screen turns red and black
>"THAN YOU CAN MOCK HER IN HELL!"

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healing is never canonically as strong as gameplay in any fantasy game

The Sultana seems like a slut. She wants the WoL's dick so badly, but so do a lot of girls in the game. I think she wants Raubahn's dick, but I always saw their relationship as more of a friendship deal. She definitely wants the WoL to fuck her though.

that only happens in poorly written fantasy games
in actually good fantasy games the writers actually try to come up with excuses as to why resurrection isn't viable

Raise and spells like that just brings you back from being knocked out. Also it was a poison that had no cure or something.

resurrection is not common
The only two known cases of true resurrection are the lvl 50 ALQ quest where it didn't work for long and Xande during the Allagan empire, but an Ascian did that most likely.

This.

Resurrection only brings to up from the brink of death.

There are statuses that cant be removed with esuna/potions in this game. The poison Nanamo imbibed could easily be one of those. As for resurrection, that has already been answered by other anons, and isn’t even relevant considering She isn’t dead.

she isn't dead you retard

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>WoWfugee shitters can't do Frost Rune
>try to convince everyone to just stop doing it because m-m-m-muh uptime

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Xande's resurrection was done mainly through cloning techniques. They basically just exhumed his body and cloned his cells back into life, which is why he's huge and blue and barely looks human anymore.

She should have been. That entire arc was so fucking terrible and was just a forced excuse to paint Lolorito as totally a good guy.

He remembers what being dead is like though that's why he went fucking crazy after being resurrected

>something foreshadowed since fucking 1.0 is forced
No, you're just a lorelet.

I did it bros

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It happened in a cutscene

Doing Zodiac weapon for glamour, do I have to have the Atma weapon equipped to get credit in my books or just at the end of a dungeon?

w2b friend Odin pls send (You)

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congrats bro

You need to kill the last boss with the relic equipped

Alright gang, let's try and figure out how the fuck we're going to misremember the other four primals.
>Shiva is a mismatch of Ysayle/Haurchefant/DRK bullshit.
>Garuda gets turned into a harem of harpies that work well together despite bickering/being fucking insane.

I'm on odin but you sound like a turbo faggot, so no.

>Forced
>Skipped cutscenes
It's been a thing we've known about since fucking 1.x my guy

>xaela niggers are so obsessed with you they kidnap you to try and join their tribe
>raen trannies seethe the moment they see you and tell you to fuck off without even listening to anything you have to say
what the fuck is wrong with au ras?

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>Ramuh is a weed smoking grandpa

Ramuh is rhalgr/ramuh hybrid fist-wizard.

Ramuh is just all beard. The stage and all his attacks are all beard, too.

>paint Lolorito as a good guy.

The game never painted him as a good guy. He explicitly tells you that the only reason he even pulled the stunt was to get rid of the scions, Teledji, and keep the the sultana in power to maintain status quo. They were all selfish motives.

Filthy dumb steppe scum

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I only just realized yesterday that the voidwalker in eden is gonna be this girl

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>The Ramuh=Rhalgr theory gets confirmed and Ramuh ends up as a muscular old monk using lighting enhanced martial arts And one of his attacks is named "greased lightning"

>Ramuh has the potential to be influenced by Rhalgr, Ran'jit, and the sylphs.
Dear god it's muscle wizard.

Stop skipping cutscenes and stop being a lorelet. Lolorito frequently runs interference on Syndicate schemes. He didn't pull anything to get rid of anyone you stupid faggot. Teledji was the one who put the plan into motion and Lolorito jumped on board solely to stop it. Just like he tried to stop Teledji and Fyrgeiss from killing Eolande and her son.

Everything with Raubahn from this point onward becomes absolute kino

It's already been confirmed by the lorebook for like 4 years man.

Leave it to two Frogs and a Kraut bard wearing unmelded 290 gear to make Holminster Switch slower than with Trusts.

Is there anything wrong with slutglam?

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>PLD 80 quest
>We flex our aether a little but it's enough to make Aludin shit his pants

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>His tankbuster is pic related

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Who gives a shit. That made all of ARR worth it in the end.

if you could live in a comfy bubble under the sea you'd want out of mhiggers' war too

Too bad Viera don't actually look like this

hot as fuck

Some of you are alright, don't go to Baesar's Wall tonight.

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>dies
I wish

Classic.

Hey thanks for the warning bro

This is why you dont skip the story, you create shit threads like these

All this lore talk kinda makes me want to buy ShB and play the game again
How is the story of the xpac so far? The time/dimension travel i thought was going to happen with the trailers seems a bit fucky.

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our guy got DEATH THREATS ONLINE. please stop this!

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Lalafell are onaholes

So, you remember Warlords of Draenor and it's timey wimey bullshit?
Yeah, it's the opposite of that.

>DRG 80 quest
>We do a funeral for Nidhogg
>Midgardsormr doesn't even bother to wake up and say something for his son

POST YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN THIS PLAYS
youtube.com/watch?v=9O5-yJjJpZ4

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thanks for looking out for us aniki

It's arguably the best FF story ever written, but I think CoP is just a bit better.

He's fucking dead, of course he can't wake up.

It's the best the plot has ever been
I'm worried that the patches may not have much to work with though

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>he didn't do Omega

Give me my fast tank queues back you fucking useless GNB faggots

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It really is a comfy af location, though having absolutely no reason to go there after msq kinda sucks. yfw to counter this its Sui-no-Sato that invents blitzball.

god i wanna bake that potato

was it really?

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Please someone convince me slogging through this garbage will actually be worth it, I'm level 35 and I'm not even sure if I want to pay the sub everything outside the dungeons is making me want to kms.

>He warns Omega that if it wishes to see the adventurer's true power, it must do so by staying on its course and study the results of its tests. His energy spent, Midgardsormr dissipates as he returns to his sleep to recover.
He's still sleeping inside you.

>Wiped multiple times to Hades because party members don't know about standing in circles to avoid death

I hate wowfugees

nah, Krile is better potato

>it's a raid takes 10 years to lot on eden tokens episode

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>played FFXIV for 7 months since launch
>stopped before first expansion because it was my first MMO and I wanted to play other games and don't want to sink too much time on one game
>can't get back to it cause I'm way too behind
I still listen to the music. It's top tier, especially Shadowbringers

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Get fucked tank boy.
t. healer.

She wasnt killed, it was a sleeping potion that made it look like she died, she moves to another location

based

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It's a strategic move, you want people to roll on everything but accesories and belts first so you have less people to compete with

He's not inside you. The minion version is now just an empty husk. He went back to his body to soak up the aether from Silvertear.

>Ninja quest
>I go fuck with the rival who's been fucking with us for most the class quests

Fuck you Karasu

But bro, if I don't roll until the timer is at 5 seconds, I might force you to leave out of impatience. Then I'll get my loot without needing to roll.

It was obvious she was fine. Dunesfolk have natural poison resistance.

I was in your situation years ago. the level 30s is a slog in the msq and dungeons. but it does get better I promise.

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>"im just gonna run out the timer and impatient fags will leave and ill get my token"

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>MCH 80 quest
>wow, it's fucking nothing.

how far can i feasibly get in trial mode? like if i hit lv30 as marauder can i start leveling another class and still keep going or should i be switching between two or three classes to level them all up toward 30

i have never played an mmo before and i want to get as much out of the free version as i can before i have to start paying

I stopped playing XIV after the PS3 version was shutdown but I'm actually planning to buy a switch soon,is there any chance that the game will be ported over towards it?

My PC is 2 decades old & has no hope of running the game

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I can already tell this is going to be cringe

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Delete male xalea for fuck sake, they are worse players than catbois

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mfw that one faggot sperging out and threatening to report people

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You can get every combat and crafting job up to level 35 in the trial

But you shouldn't do that, buy the base game and finish the story

Rank the job quests that you have done so far.
S: DRK
A: SAM
A-:DRG
B: GNB, SMN, SCH, MNK
C: NIN, AST, PLD
...
F: WAR

North is objectively better, why is this even a discussion to have

Nice! I recently finished mine as well.

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I also can't do frost rune, so I just put a Ley Line in the center, wait for the first rune to pop and then teleport to my lines. So long as I stand in a circle that isn't immediately after it, I eat nothing.

The shittest male players are always Male Au'ras or Male Miqo'tes.

>buys consoles
>wants to play mmos

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More housing when?

how am i supposed to take the poisoning of a potato serioiusly. Biggest problem with jap writers is that they never value a consistent tone

You can get a cheap PS4 for like $150 if you bargain hunt

They're in talks with Microsoft and Nintendo about porting it but nothing confirmed yet. I don't see XIV coming to Switch because ARM based CPUs are way too weak for MMOs like this. I mean I already get dips below 40fps in the boss FATE in Kholusia on a 4.6ghz core i7 desktop cpu, imagine how bad it would be for a mobile CPU rated at 2ghz

STAND TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY FRIEND

I understand your feelings quite well. ARR is quite dry and not having a real toolset to work with until 50 kinda sucks. All I can say is that I'm glad I stuck with it since you start getting far more to do, along with a story that picks the fuck up once you get out of the 2.0 content.

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>guy who poisons PFs with shit strats wants to talk about PF strats
Just stop making videos desu. Meoni covers new content, that Fox guy does raid guides, both do it in a fraction of the time it takes that fat fuck to do it.

pls be my friend

At least if it got ported to the switch Vauthry would allow the threads to stay on Yea Forums

good fantasy games minimize healing in gameplay because it’s a lazy mechanic that only serves to erase mistakes and trivialize encounters that would be more fun if you had to actually use your defensive tools

Brainlet here. How much would it cost me if I want to buy the game with all dlc and atleast 1 year of subscription?

>WoL stands and confronts Emet
>Emet sees a glimpse of our former Ascian self
most Kino moment in the game

What race/tribe should I be as an AST/NIN main?

I'm doing the trail version, so quick question for the oldfags that play this. If I get the steam or SE complete edition will I be able to port my trial account over or would I need to start from scratch for the 30 days bonus???

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this game has like 300+ hours of story, i know i'm not gonna get through it all. i've never put that much time into any game

"I challenge you, Emet-Selch."

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you keep it

I'm a male lala and I'm definitely getting that vibe.

best case scenario for the game being ported on switch is if they pull a PSO2 and have the game streamed to the device instead it playing natively on the hardware.

>IN ZODIARKS NAME I BESEECH YOU

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You can just upgrade your trial account and keep everything, yeah.
Don't get the Steam version; it's just extra hassle since you have to deal with SE account bullshit anyway.

It's pointless to move unless the tank is on point moving the boss as well, and guess what, majority arent. Or if you're a BLM.

It's okay buddy you can just admit it's too hard for you :)

that fucking scene was so retarded
by this point your well known as the warrior of light and have surpassed multiple trials, yet some literal who guards take you prisoner, like fuck i can summon fucking meteors from the heavens, not to mention that whole b movie tier fucking plot behind it all.

sure she doesnt actually die but fuck me that entire sequence angered me

There's no reason to try and avoid it so why bother?

manaward actually makes it do shit damage. the uplift and peasebomb kinda hurt though

$200

>i should lose damage for no reason

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Yo any crafters notice the leveplates are different on the first?

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i did it bros. i leveled ast to 80. s-surely they will buff it r-right?

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>WOOOOWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK WHY DON'T THEY JUST LET ME SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE CITY GUARD THAT WOULD TOTALLY PROVE ME INNOCENT BRO I'M WAY TOO COOL FOR THIS PEACE SHIT MY WARRIOR OF LIGHT WOULD JUST KILL EVERYONE AND BE SOAKED IN THEIR BLOOD AND GIVE LOLORITO THIS TOTALLY TWISTED AND SCARY GRIN AND CHUCKLE WHILE HE SLOWLY PUSHED HIS SWORD INTO HIM YEAH THAT WOULD BE FUCKING EPIC MAN

THEY FUCKING KNOW

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if you injured/murdered people you would have made the situation worse like the nigger raubahn did.

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Oh.

Why the fuck would you ever move out of Frost Rune? The damage and vulnerability are negligible, and you lose dps by moving.
>try to convince everyone to just stop doing it because m-m-m-muh uptime
That is a perfectly valid reason

You can summon one meteor, if you're accompanied by seven other heroes, if you've been fighting for a good long while.
But mostly killing people only makes things worse.

>tfw you enjoy the AST playstyle so if they buff it or not you win either way.
I can't stand SCH and WHM is boring.

Yes, it was expected. Leveplates on the Source show images of Eorzean saints, but obviously those saints don't exist on the First.

>DPS North or South
my group does DPS West because middle add is dead

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I wasn’t referring to him starting the plan to poison Nanamo as his. I was referring to his plan to turn it to his own ends. He used Teledji’s plot to solidify his power as a Syndicate member.

They have in FF games. The "death" status in battle is KO, not Dead. Idiot.

>the one after you beat him
they definitely know

>t. can't do a simple six year old mechanic

kill yourself lalajew lover

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>Shiva is Hraesvelgr EX aka Nigdhorggsormr 3.0
>Garuda is Twintania Savage because she's the figment of an Allagan creation's imagination
>Ramuh is Coerlfist EX
>Ifrit is a cute girl

I always call out the safe spot, but guess what, I can either miss 2-3 GCDs as the tank takes a year to process the message, or I can just sit in the center, pop mantra, and let the healers deal with it. 1 stack of vuln is absolutely nothing when the DPS is fast enough that the bar stops at 29 on the first set of ads consistently

Sounds like your just doing it in a more intelligent way.

If you really don't see the problem with publicly slaughtering the guard force of a city in front of its citizenry, then you really can't be helped.

Won't do*

>tether knockback
>drop leylines near center
>slam goes out
>think i'm hot shit
>BtL back in
>vine hasn't broken yet
bros.........

>t. doesn't understand optimizing encounters
This is when you'll call me a parse tranny or variation of that because you think trying to do more damage is for idiots.

I started up crafting again so I hadn't had time to check on the plates.
They're really consistent with this xpac.

>He used Teledji’s plot to solidify his power as a Syndicate member.
Except he didn't. He was keeping the country he loves safe and eliminating a dangerous person. In fact he even fucking gave all of Teledji's assets and then half of his own to Nanamo afterwards. Lolorito is simply a patriot who wants to make his country as strong as possible.

the only reason is discussion exists is because dps are so bad they can't kill the adds in time.

Raen girl

>new players hey that was a pretty fun raid let's do again ! sure ! yay !
>old players runs like having diarrhea in any raid possible
the fuck old fucks

A sub is $12, for the complete edition which has all the expansions I believe it's just $60. The other user that replied to you is full of shit.

>It's a dramatic scene
>Characters face vertices are stretched out to make the expressions more exaggerated
>It looks really fucking bad on lalafells especially

The NA localization team is aware of pretty much every playerbase meme or at least the ones that make it to reddit. I fully expect them to reference La-HEE at some point.

Even though North is better, the difference is so minuscule that it's better to just do whatever your party is comfortable with, lest you risk your PUGs shitting the bed and messing something up.

It's not like you're missing the enrage timer by two seconds each time.

I would never play Au Ra so I'm just gonna go with Duskwright.

>it's a Japan episode

sorry I'm not memelord enough, what is this la-hee meme

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Have you been to Rak'tika with the sound on?

The story is arguably the biggest draw of this game, and it's certainly more entertaining than playing all the jobs at a very low level without most of the abilities that make them fun in mindlessly easy content.

>No orange parses

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reminder that zenos is gonna eat zodiark and be the final boss

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Bro...that's $204...

>Ifrit is a cute girl
Just summon Suzaku

youtube.com/watch?v=ascfjJXDWjo

oh.

youtube.com/watch?v=ascfjJXDWjo

>The video is 18 minutes long
disgusting

>Zodiark
>when Gabranth is going to blow a hole into the center of the planet where Hydaelyn is

The high IQ BLM would
>drop leylines near middle safespot
>continue doing high dick dps
>right before the knockback happens use surecast
>get one more cast off
>mouseover aether manipulation to the farthest dps
>tether breaks
>between the lines back to the leylines

He asked for a year of sub time though, which, using the basic option and discounting the first month, is $132. So that other user was pretty spot on.

Elezen priest is the best

>dramatic scene
>camera focused on WoL's face and expression
>wearing a dwarf hat
>just stare ahead, unblinking

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Any maths user s out there have a good figure for how many DoTs I should apply as BRD in an AOE scenario?
This is before I have that super Quick Nock trait
Like, say there's 5 targets. Or say there's 10 targets

I usually assume opening with Mage's Ballad is best, and then slapping four dots on different targets who may live awhile

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>All these Viera running around with exposed thighs

I don't know how much more I can take bros

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Might give it a try then. Cheers anons.

Ravana gets mashed together with sephirot and we get to fight a giant kaiju bug monsters

>LET EXPANSE CONTRACT, EON BECOME INSTANT

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Ifreeta predates her though

I swear to fuck the bottom left elf looks like the TF2 Medic.

dumb retarded squeenix employee

Denji and Power thinking wearing glasses makes them smart is about what I expected. I thought these were getting simulpublished by SJ themselves though. How'd it go up earlier?

>Healer is a half naked Viera in the racial bottoms

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>Camera zooms on your character to show them talking or making an expression
>Character is wearing a full helm and it looks like they are just standing.

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reminder that if you play Lalafell, you are fucking _based_ and let no one else tell you different

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>character is wearing a mouth mask (ie scaevan casting)
>it stretches along with your lip movements

>talking to npc
>suddenly brown thighs
I want them to sit on my face.

>have a single fflogs entry
>it was some rando that uploaded it
>it was the only run I died on

i wish when your sub runs out it just put you back into free trial mode. i hate that once you start paying you have to keep paying to have access to the account.

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my friend told me he is going there tonight...
h-he will be okay right?

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>t. soon to be mashed potato

>You reach your hand up to your ear because of a linkpearl
>You reach through your chocobo/namazu/toad head

He’s keeping his country safe because it benefits him as a syndicate member. As things were then he had/has power. Lolorito protected Uldah from Teledji, but not out of the goodness of his heart. It just happened to be mutually beneficial for him and the country as a whole. Everything Lolorito does usually involves him seeing a profit.

They definitely make the cutscenes more entertaining.
>WoL waddles on in

$200 seems expensive. I guess I'll wait few months and save money to get it.

>when you do the Tima Action Maneuver

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POST URIANGER

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I still can't believe Y'shtola slapped his ass

Any good XIV porn in the style of Styleos?
Airi Jiki is pretty good but I'm not too big of a fan

>Hydaelyn is mantled on the source
>whatever was in the earth to fuck everything up to begin with is still there, seven times rejoined, inside of her
>Garleans are going to dig it up under Zenos' impression that it's Zodiark

>Everything Lolorito does usually involves him seeing a profit.
He literally lost fucking money on it. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You have a surface level understanding of the character.

I can't believe he fucking died in the end and nobody gave a damn.

>nods in your direction

I'm so fucking mad that she never slapped my ass

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Based Lolorito chad

>get to HW
>suddenly drowing inelf boyfriends
This setting is so good

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Will it be Kino 2?

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We can only hope we get more opportunities to call her "mother" until she's left with no choice.

Do I really need to do the first trust dungeon like 10 times just so 3 of the scions can do the next one?

Someone post the screenshot.

nice job dying shitter

>WoL waddles up to Nidhogg in the final steps
>Asahi leans over to trash talk you
>everyone still treats you as a 5 star badass
>the idea that Alisaie is crushing super hard on a lala is cute as fuck
being a lala is fun if nothing else

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Just wait for when you have a romantic dinner date with Aymeric

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yeah, it's shit

npcs will never interact with us because lalas trash exist and ruin everything

12.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qk1gAA4-oR4

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Yeah I'm sure you totally survived your first blind run of Titan

I can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans Taro will put us through. Also:
>it’s canon to the NieR / Drakengard universe

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She wants to load your baked potato

no ones making you buy a 12 month sub

Everything is just fucked isn't it.

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HOW CAN LITTLE SUNS EVEN COMPETE???

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Anything in particular I should note for Dancing Plague EX? I've watched guides a few times and think I know the basics.

>asahi leans over to shittalk the lalafell WoL
EVEN YOUR FACE, IT VEXES ME
>/panic

>yfw the automatons tie in perfectly with amaurotine lore

Primal bros?

Gameplay =/= story
It's like how they didn't just use a phoenix down on Aerith in VII

Only if there's Drakengard and a rhythm game section.

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ascertain which direction the groups are split for briar tether (tank and healers north, dps south is the Halicar strat but it's very inefficient for melee DPS)
don't fucking suck

Buy now, get the game complete for 60 bucks and one month free.
Be smart, play the trial fore free up to 35 then continue once you buy the complete edition. Then spend money on time allocated to the amount of time you'd think you'd play, so anywhere between 75- 130 realistically.

AUTHORS OF OUR FATES
ORCHESTRATE OUR FALL FROM GRACE
POOREST PLAYERS ON THE STAGE
OUR DEFIANCE DRIVES US STRAIGHT TO THE EDGE
A REFLECTION IN THE GLASS
RECOLLECTIONS OF OUR PAST
SWIFT AS DARKNESS, COLD AS ASH
FAR BEYOND THIS DREAM OF PARADISE LOST

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>FFXIV is now canon to the greater Drakengard universe and The Watchers are somehow plot relevant
I wouldn't be surprised if it ties into the plot in some complete meme way and ends with a joke ending tier retcon that says it never happened because otherwise things are going to get very strange

Don't worry bro, we'll be fine when Lavos finally breaks free of the sundering and wakes up

>they added the Force Your Way music roll
>but not Blue Fields
Im fucking mad.

Hey, so uh, can I get the source on that?

By not being brother-zoned.

>The "death" status in battle is KO, not Dead. Idiot.
Ah, yes, using words to express the opposite of their meaning. Very intuitive

>have a day off
>log in early patch day
>linkshells and fc chat are abuzz with activity
>everyone is flustered and excited over the dinner date with Aymeric
>people are asking what they should wear
>one proclaims they will proceed naked to make their intentions clear
what a fun day, how can anyone else compete?

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Confirmed final tier quest reward, enjoy waiting two years

>the "aliens" that unleashed the machine race were chthonic aberrations
>the raid is just them coming home and replicating everything they took in while on Earth

Is anyone here thinking about starting FFXIV?
I need one more person for Recruit a Friend, I'm painfully close to getting that Twintania mount

>Yoko Taro appears as an NPC
>takes our character somewhere
>pulls out a gun
>bye wol boi
>deletes your account
Yoko taro did it again

>slog in in the 30's

just wait until you hit the end of ARR and need to do the bullshit to get into hevensward

>100~ quests
>some are raids, some are dungeons
>most are fetch quests
>get on a chocobo, ride for 20 minutes
>talk to NPC, quest complete
>return to the rising stones
>get on a chocobo, ride for 20 minutes

so which one was Y'shtola fucking?

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I miss "Fray".

deal with it

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>no fisherman's horizon

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Potency changes when?

You're never behind in this MMO.

>Yea Forums says titania's theme is made by mili
>everywhere else says it isn't
WHO DO I BELIEVE??????????

>people still think Koji isn't /ourguy/

Savage patch, 9 days from now

stand close for bramble tethers right before they happen. if people are far away then the tether becomes harder/impossible to break.

everyone stand behind the off tank for the lightning tether so they can pick it up instantly instead of people fumbling it around for a few seconds and risk killing people.

learn how to dps efficiently. meld your gear, eat food, bring stat pots (npc sells them now). people that stick to static rotations and don't learn the nuances of their job are sheep. like it's possible to fit 6 heat blasts in a hypercharge window on mch if you got good ping and know what spell queue window is, but most normies don't so they end up doing lower dps.

Savage patch 5.05

Urianger. The Jap dialogue with Runar makes it clear that he only thinks of her like an older sister.

I guess I'll do this. Get CE by end of month, play for 1 month. Then save money for 3-6 month subscription.

What little trick? The doppelganger?

Yeah

Cute boy.

Yea Forums usually has threads for translations of the korean raws around Thursday/friday

>WE FALL and it's sick guitar backing syncs up perfectly with Hades blacking out the screen
> The Dying Gasp is now accessible

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>AIRBORNE mount
>cannot fly over water
oh fuck off

Why does no one play PLD? It's the only fun tank besides GNB.

im so desperate to play anything i might actually sub to ff14

convince me not to bros

Which is the most Coziest home city and why is it Ishgard.

strawpoll.me/18353550

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God dammit Fray, not like this. Every time I'll summon it, it'll be a damn reminder.

>KO is the opposite of KO
???

You can go play bad games instead, that's fine too.

Ala mhigo.

mili confirmed that they had nothing to do with it
idk why anyone thought so, mili songs usually have to have a lyric be like
>sugar spoonfuls and an olive green, eat my eyes and break my spleen

then we will be on top again

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Of course it's Ishgard, that's why we choose between the other 3 otherwise there's no competition

>playing ff xiv for the first time
>everywhere i see it there are people with cringe weeb names
these can't be grown ass men r-right guys?

kugane

*clenches fist*

>Dumb Desert 2
>Best

*Laughs in Ishgardian*

>mhiggerville

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Amaurot.

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there's a free trial

Are they going to nerf MCH?

>tp to Eulmore
>faggot catgirls, rabbits and scalies hugging and emote-ing each other in public

One day...one day that'll be me....

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>I actually heard it in her voice
damn it

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>Tfw no Amaurot housing

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The rotation is decent but I feel like I run out of mitigation in dungeons instantly. After you use rampart, sentinel, arm's length and however many sheltrons you can generate, you're completely dry of cooldowns unless you start doing shit that kills your dps like casting clemency or sitting there in passage of arms.

Also, their group mitigation is really finnicky and annoying compared to every other tank which just presses a button and bam the group is mitigated. Divine Veil still has the dumb heal activation requirement and still doesn't apply to the PLD. Passage of Arms requires you to sit still and have everyone stand behind you so it's pretty shit outside transition phases.

I wouldn't recommend it unless you either want to skip everything and blast your way to the end so fast you're burnt out before you even get there, or sit through a fucking LOT of jrpg that's about 80/20 chaff to wheat. when it does get to the wheat it's either pretty good or solid fuckin gold tho

>literally just a tiny area in a trash zone
OH NO NO NO

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>6 heat blast
this is such a hot, uninformed take that im gonna go smack a training dummy

>Nerfing a job that isn't even close to meta
No? Why would you think that? If anything they may buff it. Only jobs in danger of Nerf Bat are DRG and possibly WHM because of all of the SCH/AST whinging

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>tfw can't beat any of the dummies
I hate my life.

I hate ala mhigo so much. Hearing the anthem everywhere in SB was the worst and I dread having to go back to rhaglr's reacharound

You're not wrong.

That quote is from a sleeping Lalafell guy in Drybone

Like 30-40% of the game's playerbase is actual biological females, another 50% trannies and then you have the 15% or so that are dudes playing male characters and not wearing nothing but couerlskin speedos unironically
The playerbase definitely includes teenagers
Why are weeb names your biggest concern?

Those apartments would be fucking gorgeous.

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Bruh I beat Titania dummy as a fucking tank what are you doing......

>Ala Mhigo is so shit that the pollmaker didnt even list it.
>Some faggot still picks it.

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People don't recognize how obviously Engrishy her songs are I guess

If you can get within like 5% or so of beating them and don't drop spaghetti on your keyboard the instant you see an orange aoe marker on your screen you'll do more than enough damage to get through the EX trials. They're ridiculously overtuned for how lenient the dps checks actually are. I cleared innocence with like 6 deaths with time to spare.

Housing in Amaurot would ruin the somber, empty feeling.

How does it feel knowing WHM can beat the dummies pressing two buttons lmao

I predict at least one boss will be the equivalent to a rhythm game that will curbstomp pubs for months on end. Bonus points if its a remix of Black Song, White Scales and towards the end the aoes straight up have no indicators like the final two notes.
youtube.com/watch?v=axT_RojfaRs&list=RDA1gVwUDz0Ts&start_radio=1

Why is Runar so FUCKING hot, bros? I'm straight btw

For the last time, he came at me with a katana, what was I suppose to do?
I'll say it again, he had a katana. I only had 3 katanas. Give me some slack.

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Oh good because I always get the fucking dummy down to 1% before losing it without the use of pots.

I bet they can actually beat them with only 1

Not like anyone is ever going to go there ever again after this expac.

So I have a theory that Elibdibus helped create Sharlayan as a way to imitate his home. Given the cultural and architectural similarities as well as the Ascians propensity for getting bored and creating civilizations it seems rather likely. It also seems likely that he is rather protective of it and would go to explain their isolationist policy so they never get hit with a calamity. The biggest clue I think is the Logograms which were found in Eureka that work eeriely similar to crystalized concepts found in the ascian society.
Thoughts?

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Isn't that the greylet who got carried harder that Mr Brappy on Ultimate?

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>they add housing
>it's a single plot

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Glare is so fucking crazy

So like all residential zones?

>when seizing out from the light aether for the first time you flail around like a retard
Shit made me burst out laughing.

Whats a fun non-RDM DPS job if Dragoon has too many buttons for me to press

I'm not sure about that, but we do know that the Ascians were trying to recruit the Archons of the Sixth Umbral Era. One of them, Ahldbhar, did join them. Another of those Archons, Nyunkrepf, was the founder of Sharlayan.

hypercharge lasts 8s. heat blast has a 1.5s cd. it takes 7.5s to do 5 of them. so you have 0.5s to fit in a 6th one in but that requires good ping to avoid clipping and abusing spell queue window to send the request to the server before the cooldown is finished.

The true syndicate will come out in force.

The bane of every roulette alliance raid.

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He's a cute and kind Hroth that made the WoL some stew to show his love for him.

How is this hard?

>Prog group has managed to get about halfway through Ultimate Coil
On one hand this fight is just fucking stupid, but on the other it's made all of the other content in the game look like baby shit. If anything it's only made me more jaded towards DF shitters which just makes me more miserable

>Stormbabies and Rushfags who don't know about Edda
>don't learn the lore on how healing actually works

>DRG
>too many buttons
WHM
Don't play a fucking DPS if you can't use more than a single hotbar

shame
not very knowledgeable with music so it was my first time hearing about them when people started saying the group made titania's theme
but still got confused when some said they made it and others said they didn't
thanks for the clarification

I put off doing Eden and ran into a vote abandoned Voidwalker. The group couldn't get past the delay mechanic where 3 people get marked by AoE and 5 people have to stack. The MT who literally never stood in a stack once threw a fit saying "I've already done this many times" and left. This guy stood in the first delayed stack, used Passage of Arms, canceled it, and then moved out of the stack when it actually went off. Everyone else was in weathered gear with some lvl 77 accessories and I don't think the WHM used a skill besides Glare and Medica II.

I never thought the memes about Crystal were true but this convinced me. The worst, most backwards players seem to be on servers besides Balmung and Mateus though.

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>sprints ahead of the group
>pulls the boss
Pssh, nothing personnel, alliances B and C

>Oh good because I always get the fucking dummy down to 1% before losing it without the use of pots.
Then if you actually use food/pots and can do mechanics for the actual fight you'll probably do good enough dps to help carry a shitter through it. They're really not tough, just have a go at them.

God what an adorable little shit

About to do Dun Scaith for the first time, should I prepare my anus?

The new boss lockout system can all the slow shitters to group A if someone pulls early enough. Everyone gets angry when they slowly wipe.

>get an extra retard following your group
>you still aren't the first to finish
>the alliance with the missing guy is
This room isn't difficult at all anymore but it's still mindboggling how asleep some people are in it

nothing is hard anymore, real shame

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yes, still the hardest raid for randos to go through

Recommend me a DPS if I enjoy AST playstyle.
Preferably something not proc reliant.

Sharlayan architecture is modeled on ancient Athens because they are a nation of scholars and thinkers. They're isolationist because they believe in non-interference, but they had an Eorzean colony anyway which they abandoned because of the threat of Garlemald (the empire being an Ascian creation). Ascians also don't "get bored and create civilizations", Emet-Selch specifically builds tyrannical empires in order to usher the world towards calamities. Logograms contain memories of past masters, they are functionally the same as soul crystals.

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>but on the other it's made all of the other content in the game look like baby shit
I felt the same way when my group did ultima for shits and giggles. When we went back to farm savage for alt jobs it felt absolutely fucking glacial in comparison.

>woah there's like, 10 seconds in this fight where a mechanic isn't happening?

DNC

>anymore

when he drops the ice blocks don't run to the opposite end like a retard, just don't stand too close to avoid damage, and use them to stop yourself from flying off the ship

>Queue in Expert dungeon as DNC
>Notice that we have SAM in our party
>Dance Partner GNB

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I said something not proc reliant.

MCH

BASED SNOWY MOUNTAINS MASTER RACE

NIN

>Room before the 3 demons with the bomb in the center
>Walk into the lava
>Target a healer
>/splash him while he slaps a regen on me

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Honestly I've looped back around and have come to enjoy seeing how legitimately angry people get over pads.

its impossible

you probably just cant count and think you did 6
post proof

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Bros...

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>always A B C left to right
>place mismatching markers
>people actually follow them

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I always join bad looking PF groups because one of my favorite things in this game is seeing how absolutely livid people get when mechanics get fucked up.

AST playstyle meaning the JOHN MOTHERFUCKING MADDEN with cards?
Then NIN.
If you mean being a useless asshole who pretends he helps the party with raid dps, then NIN

This desu

I'm new. How I know what alliance group I'm in?

NIN it is it seems.
I like the oGCDs of AST and it's cooldowns, yet I don't want to fucking kill myself when I have to resort to GCD healing like I do with SCH.

>Not doing everything to keep maximum uptime and do big DPS in FFXIV
It seems like the WoWfugee was you all along

>being a useless asshole who pretends he helps the party with raid dps
That's DNC though

you literally cannot fit in 6 heat blasts, fuck off with that shit, a MCH theorycrafter shat out that bullshit too and claimed MCH was dead on arrival

type in /alliance test

Is thee correct there? Shouldn't it be thou?

JUST SLEEP MEDICINE BRO!

do you know what spell queue window is

can't wait for the sam tears in 5.05

It was mostly to fit in the joke. NIN's dps + TA is enough to warrant his spot.

tfw dueling against Raubahn at Ishgard

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says it on the top let of your party member list

His ping is garbage, that's why.

I know, I just hate DNC players so fucking much.

I play ranged so I stack in the middle and move out anyways to the safe spot =)

>dude explodes the arena
CALM DOWN NIGGA ITS A FUCKIN GAME

post proof

SAM Mains. Your "master" is so thin-skinned holy shit.
livestreamfails.com/post/55982
streamable.com/u4157

I fucking hope your job never gets buffed.

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Ramuh is combined with Rhalgr and Thunder God Cid

Can’t wait to fuck your mom

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even with god tier ping you cannot fit in a 6th heat blast, you can't, they didn't factor in the animation lock from hypercharge which is just over .6 seconds

Literally who?

That was literally me back in January, yet here I am completely caught up with multiple jobs at 80 and working on crafting/gathering jobs.

The only slog is the 2.xx content. After that it gets far better and you'll having way more fun than ARR. Give it a shot, user.

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Says the talent hack

Who?

...

Didn't Edda bring her husband back to life as a voidsent-possessed Ahriman with his head as the main body?

post proof and I will eat my words, gimme a solid webm of 6 heat blasts, please

Just did this part holy shit fucker died with a grin on his face he truly did win didn't he?

Mate, you literally posted this already in this very thread.
No one cares of some fucking baldy so-ygobbler..

report him for using a parsing addon, there's video evidence

buy a better computer instead of a switch
even the toastiest of laptops can run XIV

FF5 showed a brief snatch with Galuf's death where they actually did try pumping a shit-ton of white magic into him, but he burned up his life-force and even resurrection spells weren't going to keep him from dying

titania's theme is now engraved in my brain and my carpal tunnel got worse again. thanks pugs

Third party observer here
I agree that a webm challenge is the appropriate way to handle this

It would take 15 minutes to demonstrate and prove that 6 Heat Blasts are possible, and I would like to see this if so

Daily reminder that XIV is an easy PvE game the 'meta' literally doesn't matter

>If you level MCH past 76 and then do the lvl 40 job quest you won't be able to finish it because it requires you to use Hot Shot which you don't have anymore
That's silly

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we get like 2 months of content lull, you aint behind shit

bhased

I'll post a webm soon. Right now I'm busy in-game. Probably check back in the next thread or so.

Don't skip your job quest then. They should leave it like that.

Make a party on PF and i'll come bully you

Based. That'll teach shitters to skip their fucking job quests.

Sadly they say you can't use outside sources. Even streams where it's clearly them. If it's not ingame, it's out of their jurisdiction

>MCH quest lines still say you get Bishop Turret and shit despite having nothing of the sort anymore
they didn't even consider rewriting some of the old quests?

What the fuck? I post this and you get (you)s
nigga I posted the exact same thing you faggot.

How many times did you party wipe to Mario Kart Titan Yea Forums?

I mean Titan (hard) was pretty much the sole reason Yoshi had his goons rework the netcode back in very early ARR

Didn't they say NG+ would let you replay job storylines? Because if it does, they need to fix that.

sucks, but understandable could lead to a lot of unwanted trouble

0. I've only done the fight once though, got my body piece first run

first time? with mostly first timers? about once
they were surprisingly competent for DF, learned quickly and did kickass damage

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>his goons
I don't know why but that cracked me up

>I just hate DNC players so fucking much.
For some reason it seems like they're the most likely to stand right the fuck outside of my bubble even though they have no reason to not slightly move to get all this free healing. Melee will sit there when they don't have positionals. Casters will slide their asses over (unless ley lines is up). Bard and Machinists are sometimes pretty bad but most of the time they'll play ball. I'm really not normally a petty cunt who'll let someone drop for the smallest perceived sleight, but if you spend a whole fucking 10+ seconds standing right outside my asylum while everyone else is in there your life is forfeit when the next aoe comes up, if you ask me why you died I'll just ask you why no one else died.

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God these posters drooling over male npcs make me vomit because it's guaranteed it's all faggots

Is it feasible to enjoy this game solo? the only reason I was able to stomach WoW was because I played it with real life friends. I'm willing to join a guild ofc but want to still be able to enjoy my investment if I can't manage to find a good one.

>Class with no restrictions on movement
>Eats the most mechanics constantly
I just don't get it.

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My first attempt: twice.
Almost every run since: 0~1.
One run like four days after release with 5/8 party members with a mentor crown: 8 wipes until the 2 healers ragequiet, then no wipes after replacements came in.

Where can I find some lvl 1 training dummies?

Most FCs in this game are discord cliques, but yeah you can enjoy it solo. It's less enjoyable but possible.

>catch some literal who being a shitter on twitch once
>troll and get him kicked out of his FC on stream
>ha ha that was fun let's do it again
>dig through garbage stalking literal whos for the slightest hint of misbehavior
>all you can find is this
Pathetic. At least holy spam was funny. This is just a lala getting the kind of treatment he deserves.

Fuck Sephirot

We wiped once. Car killed me, a healer and 3 dps and the other healer panicked and killed themselves.
The only words said in the entire instance were me going "fucking car" after, next try nobody died and everything went perfectly. Surprised no one died on that first one where he kills everyone except people who are in front of him

Say my name!

>he doesn't want to have Aymeric's dick shoved down his thread
lmao homo

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Buy one

did the fight 2 hours after update went live
we wiped 3 times, ATV part, ended up solohealing it because my co-healer kept fucking up and falling off and just being a pain in the ass, had a great HERO MOMENT with lb3

>cat girl
>weeb name
>unfitting MCH glamour
>Khloe title
So many red flags holy shit

up ur ass n round the corner

XIV is hardly an MMO, it's more a matchmaking lobby game. You can do everything without ever getting to know anyone, I have

Any good long skirts/kilts with designs? I like the ones the Viera are wearing, assume those are from the dungeon.

>Necromancy is the same as resurrection

Dumbass mhigger

The thing that bothers me isn't the fact that the game is easy, it's that the players skill matters way more than the class they pick. A 75th percentile Samurai is worth more than a 70th percentile Dragoon. The damage difference between classes is negligible across the same percentile but the same class across different percentiles have huge variations in DPS.
Most people don't give a shit about that though because people only care about padding their own percentiles. Back in Stormblood BLM were meta for speed kills but they didn't bump the SCH from a 70th percentile to an 85th percentile like SMN would so they can fuck off. The problem with the parsetranny meta right now is that no one actually cares about clearing the fights, they only care about their own percentiles because their only goal in raiding is to upgrade to a better group full of even more hard core parse trannies.

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Just twice, first time some people got hit by landslide and the exploding ground, second was his fucking car.

why would anyone be level 76 and don't have their level 40 job quest completed? that means you won't have flamethrower which is a must for dungeons

If you don't want to fuck Runar, you're lying to yourself.

>It's a "shirtless hrothgar healer" episode

Red flags that they're a good player and most likely friend with The Legend sch?
Cope male shitter

ok y'shtola

hey aki

I don't want to fuck Runar, I want him to fuck Y'shtola.

kys tranny

why are there no au'ra in Doma? There are more Xaela there

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>y'shtola
she friendzoned him, she prefers elf dick

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Being a tank main I get really annoyed when the other tank wants to MT and makes me soak the tethers but wont actually move the boss properly for frost rune.

Not everyone wants to be a cuck like you.

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because the Raen are disgusting fish people and live under the sea in solitude because no one wants to be anywhere near them
Xaela are just mongols who want to be left alone

>Finished all 2.XX MQT.
>Couple of hours into HW.
>Falling in love with the story and world building.

You guys weren't bullshitting me about the story, but I honestly don't see what's the point of this being an MMO, other then taking $15 from for playing a SP game.

Also, does it get any better then this?

Actually she prefers my catgirl since she's a lesbian and only likes girls, specifically me, k thx

central shroud, the little outpost just east of Bentbranch Meadows, across the river

>it ends up being him fucking with us
fuck YOU Karasu

we can meet up if you want

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and people say getting rid of the useless filler quests in ARR will require a lot of rewriting

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A literal who parsing on stream. Deserves to be reported and subsequently chimp out

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BROS...
did we get... too cocky?

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Shadowbringers tops Heavensward storywise.

Yeah Ilberd basically got everything he wanted even if Shinryu didn't work for more than a short while. Ala Mhigo was liberated and the Empire severely pushed back or driven out of the area entirely, the Scions were dealt a blow with the loss of Papalymo, the Eorzean Alliance was made to look like fools for how easily Baelsar's Wall was set up and how much authority the Crystal Braves were allowed to have and then later got their shit pushed in again expecting Varis to be a clueless prat about Eorzean history

I'm level 54, and it's not any better. I just skip cutscenes and infer what happened from the quest descriptions. The expansions have to be GOTYAY to be worth this much of a tedious slog.

Was pretty boring desu. Like every piece of solo instance content. There is no challenge so it's a snoozefest

is there any budget food cart in the first

>does it get any better then this?
Stormblood is worse, but still not as bad as ARR; just a step down from Heavensward.
Shadowbringers is as good, if not better than Heavensward so far.

Jokes on you, my waifu is Alisaie who I know will never betray me for a bara lion man.

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NOOO NOT THE FOOTBALL MANAGER CHADS

>does it get any better then this
yes

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>other guy wants to MT and makes me soak tethers
>doesn't position the boss in the center of the 4 puddles so me, the drg and the monk are just sitting there jacking off while the drg throws spears like a dingbat because thats all he can do
this playerbase is legitimate trash, drg was all right tho

>HAS THE WARDEN'S LIGHT WON FREE? NO! CURSE YOUR WRETCHED BLESSING!

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Bout to do Dohn Mheg as a healer. What am I in for?

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I don't want to fuck Runar. I want Runar to fuck me.

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there are more Wow streamers at its lowest than there are FFXIV

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Use Rescue to pull your party members across the tightrope!

send pozzed faggots back to /vg/

See that's where you fucked up. Elezen ninjas don't exist.

Yes

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Finally, someone with good taste.

too bad she never slapped your cats ass lmao, she prefers /ourguy/ for his verbose lexicon and his dick, can't compete with that

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There are no overwatch players here, though.

>pretend to kill annoying characters
>keep bringing them back over and over

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Hope that the tank remembers where he put interject. Also, rescue is great for helping people get across the tightrope faster.

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>Tanking is boring
>Healers suck
>The new raid story is retarded
>The MSQ was good so Shadowbringers gets a pass on everything else being shit

I don't get it.

Best minion. Hopefully we see a minion version of the Forgiven Desire

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How much harder are EX trials for tanks. Theyre the only jobs I like playing but im not sure about tank switching and shit

DPS getting one shot by aoes.

Why do people play this game? Its just because it’s got a Japanese art style and contrarians like to play it because it’s WoW but it’s not, right? I know it’s not for the questing or anything like that because it somehow manages to have quests more stupid than BFA. Also kudos to the deva for making quest dialogue have a cutscene “scene” thing that’s just back and fourth text. I’m already wasting my life on mmos why not make me spend more time. Fuck this shit game, fuck thermaturge being a stupid knock off balance Druid. I’m mad.

one in the crystarium in the markets, i think there's a food vendor in the dwarf village too

>Urianger can Aetherial Manip across the gap
>BLMs can't
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But it is viable, it just isn't meta

> Its just because it’s got a Japanese art style and contrarians like to play it because it’s WoW but it’s not, right?
pretty much

the only retard i've ever ran into ingame that complained about eating frost rune was a jump potion shitter who managed to cleave the group and also wanted to save living dead "for an emergency"

Maybe.

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Innocence is a fucken joke for tanks

Tanking has always been boring
Healers always suck
The new raid story isn't retarded, you're retarded

If anything thaumaturge is a ripoff of arcane mage except the spells are satisfying to use and movement isn't trivial.

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DRG can't jump throught it either

best minion, best girl
is there a tag on any booru I can use to find more art of her?

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It's WoW but with better presentation and good music

As a not weeb, I play it because WoW is outdated, ugly shit.

To be fair, XIV is not streamer friendly unless you are doing the MSQ for the reactions or first time anything. Watching someone craft or do fates is fucking boring I rather do it myself, there is no RNG factors that might be interesting or bullshit things that might happen to you, so there is no shock factor there, so the streamer has to work really fucking hard to make it entertaining. Hence, people prefer to be playing it and experiencing those things themselves than watching someone else do it.

they exist, they are just super sneaky.

It has BLM in it!

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I love when MMO addicts get baited into playing this game and absolutely seethe about ARR.

give me your life hacks for finding a decent static as a healer with no previous savage credentials

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>does it get better than this?
*ahem* THE FINAL VERSE IS SUNG

>GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR SOB STORY
>THIS ENDS NOW YOU ASCIAN SHIT

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No.

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I think falling should result in death. Also, I wonder if we'll see similar mechanics in the 24 man raid?

your point is invalid because wow which is also a fucking shit game to watch is currently #2

people watch streamers, not games

not gonna lie I started playing for the music and I don't regret it one bit
youtube.com/watch?v=1zY11gucvBk
youtube.com/watch?v=bDEPwFmBQXM
youtube.com/watch?v=Eutu8EXcmk0
youtube.com/watch?v=l3z8VcPLgbM

Make your own.

I know ur gonna hit me with a “well you didn’t listen to the right tracks” rhetoric for this, but the music in the starting town for thermaturge is fucking so bad I went out of my way to turn it off. It sounded like some quasi Pixar “Up” soundtrack bullshit. I disagree with you

be a cute girl (female)

Fag.
"This ends now" fags are the worst.

here

>none of dragoon the AoE skills refresh disembowel

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Oh and the titan and levi remixes are complete garbage. Sounds like a high schooler playing with music software did it.

Too late now. You'd need a friend who is in one and can rope you in if a slot opens.

Yoshida has thankfully already stated he has no interest in making the game more "watchable".

but Ul'Dah has the best starting town music

I FUCKING HATE THAT GLASSES KEK YOU KEEPS COMMISIONING HIS CHARACTER WITH ALISAIE
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

"I challenge you Emet-Selch
doesn't sound as cool.

you don't have the right to criticise the game if you didn't get past level 10

>I listened to one track and thought it was generic. So that means the soundtrack is bad
GAY niggas

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You can't be SAM and fucking NIN nigga.

I don't understand this. Doesn't this kinda show how many people are actively NOT playing the game?

this I can agree with, Levi remix gives me a headache

worth a shot, I just wanted to see if there were any lewds

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I unironically made it to level 11, go ahead move the goal post. I’ll wait

you're also unironically a retard. Go listen to WoW's generic orchestra noises

you don't have a right to criticize this game unless you make it to lvl 12

"It ends..." allows for the possibility that you might lose.

It's literally already the highest potency aoe combo of all melee dps, not even counting ogcds.

it's the official lqbt+ mmo and one of the only mmos with playable catgirls and erp

so go figure why it's so popular on here and resetera while the rest of the internet doesn't even know it exists

you sure showed him lmao

it's you echoing Ardbert's dialogue from WoD questline in HW my friend
it's extremely kino

>implying that was ever a possibility

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So, it's not the other dpses are worth their salt.

ah yes, Yea Forums, that infamous LGBTQ+ haven. extremely progressive. WOKE you might even say.

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WoW currently has 169k viewers. Thats more viewers than there are FFXIV subs

and I challenge you doesn't

If you're a brainlet maybe. You aren't challenging him to a fucking slap off. You're challenging his entire being, his views, and his hopes and dreams. You challenge him to show your existence is real, that you aren't just some crude imitation of existence that doesn't deserve to inherit the world Emet lost. That's what it means to challenge him.

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Yea Forums is ridiculously gay

Partly yes. I know a bunch of people that play WoW, including my own brother, and from my understanding 80% of those streams are a lone guild member broadcasting and like a couple dozen or so of their friends coming in to watch which kind of inflates the numbers. That said there are a handful of actual professionals that get like hundreds if not thousands of viewers as well.

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For the unfunny memes and trannies of course

youtu.be/31tNa1pkAgg

Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /vg/ houses A SHITTON of trannies these days
all the mmo /vg/ guilds are always full of them

Please, I'm straight. Yea Forums has always been gay though.

>what was that thing with the Anata princess.

Big lmao from me here.
>w-well wows is shit too
Wasn’t championing wow but it’s funny FFARR boys are always comparing their game to wow while simultaneously insisting it’s so much different/better

Btw the music in elewyn forest has more soul than a single track in ur stupid game

Is it really that bad?

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yes because faggots go everywhere and they act like they own the place and nobody takes this shit seriously, this is why they aren't round up and shot en masse like they should be

I wasn't gonna play by his rules. He played me from the start. Fuck that guy. He gets to die like he should've when his planet fucking exploded.

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It's only gay if balls are touching.

youtube.com/watch?v=MDG1rIz1S7k
youtube.com/watch?v=o9F0tU7-wbA
youtube.com/watch?v=Wc4w0AXWcnI

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I STILL WANT MORE DAMAGE AAAAA IT SUCKS HAVING TO STOP AOEING TO WASTE TEO GCD TO GET MORE DAMAGE

The one you replied to and are the lewdest you'll get.

I RP as one elsewhere and have scrounged the land for as much as possible. Anything I've missed is likely twitter stuff with no tags.

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its almost like FFXIV is a WoWclone which the producer already admitted because hes a huge WoW fan lmao

It requires more co-ordination and does the job worse than other tank CDs, why should it be that way?

The ALC quest and Xande proved you can resurrect people from the dead, soul and all. Zodiark will have no problem resurrecting the Amaurotians that sacrificed themselves for him

>all the mmo /vg/ guilds are always full of them
That's kinda the reason a lot of people are staying the hell away from /xivg/.

It's simultaneously the most forgiving no die button but also the most taxing

Yes.
>100%
What the fuck were they thinking?

It's bad in random groups, if you're coordinated with the healer it becomes real fucking good though, doubly so if they're a WHM because Benediction is A+.

>He played me from the start.
How did he play you exactly?

Where?

meant for

>I wasn't championing WoW you're really insecure!!!!!!
>Proceeds to champion WoW
Why can't you retards ever just admit that you're WoWfugees, it's almost as if you know nobody will respect your opinions if you do huh really makes you think

You're losing dps trying to keep disembowel up though.

is a wind-up succubus tag so much to ask for?

nigger do the math on whether your two gcd's spent refreshing disembowel is worth it over simply spamming your aoe on 3+ targets

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Bad? No, it does it's job of soaking stupid amounts of damage just fine, it's perfectly functional. Objectively worse than all the other invulns? yes. Even worse still if you don't have a whm with a benny up the sleeve? yes.