European Speedrunner Assembly
Stream1:
Now: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
After: Monster Hunter World
Later: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Stream2:
Now: Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage!
After: Ratchet & Clank
Later: Star Fox Zero
twitch.tv
twitch.tv
esamarathon.com
twitch.tv
>the runner's t-shirt
LMAO
>modern woman character with pink hair named Tobias
YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE
Man, I want to play Oblivion again but modding it is ever bigger pain that Skyrim.
Rates:
pastebin.com
why is he playing as a lesbian?
Have I missed any cringe yet?
Best run so far?
>wearing a trademarked King Crimson shirt on a an unlicensed stream
I'M COMING FOR YOU REEEEEE
BUY MY GAME
>that screen tearing
jesus christ
Returning with the official PB vidya ranking:
G2:NotR > G2 > G1 > R3 > Elex > G3 > R1 > R2
Yep,I'm going with based.
Oblivion would be so better without the cancerous level-up skill system
I am not sure if i fapped on this one. Source? Anyone?
How new are you
Is there anything more fucking boring and played out than "buy my game" shit?
Wojak.
Skyrim
frogshit
>wahhhh other people are having fun wahhhhhhhhh
>In the Court of the Crimson King shirt
based
these 90's early 2000's pc games are so comfy
new enough
Answer the question or you mom is going to die in 5 days.
Speedrunning
Did you buy it user?
It's our boy Etem.
sneed
>can fast travel to locations you haven't even been at yourself yet
ABSOLUTELY, UTTERLY DISGUSTING
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>trying to force me to spoonfeed
Fuck you, 177013
>sorry citizen I cant take you to Cheydinhal by carriage, you haven't been there yourself before
How do you know? Maybe you visited there before you were a prisoner.
I laughed
>ESA promoting drug use to go fast
Have you heard of the high elves?
thank you faggot
>however
forced drama and your mom dies anyway
*dab*
>your intelligence has been damaged
No shit I'm watching this instead of fixing my tile floor
HAGH
There's one zooming around the countryside chugging skooma.
Someone actually did some digging and Todd never was in a chess club.
Why would anyone even make something so minute up?
What do you think skoom tastes like?
grape juice
Do you hold up your spork too, nigger?
It was a private club consisting of close friends.
salty bags of milk
RATE STREAM 2!
>cheering and clapping for waiting
"I WAS IN THE CHESS CLUB" -Todd "the Godd" Howard
Just because it wasn't in his year book doesn't mean shit lmao.
no
i shoved it up your throat
Acetone and beef.
Meh. 5/10
Underestimate and comfy.
DAMN....natty Todd look like THAT?
>not even ESA is safe from the ginormous attention whore that is covertmuffin
Cry more, you frogposting faggot.
who is covertmuffin?
What Todd meme pic does he have on his shirt?
Punchi is the resident attention whore here
Based frogposter
Todd is peak male aesthetics.
Go back to chess club
>MHW
>Showcase
wat?
>arrow in the bollocks
What did the horrible english mean by this?
FWAHAHAHAHA
DM4 started off boring but the runner slowly showing off how suicidal he is, last 30 minutes was doomer kino
These guys are boring
What Todd meme is on his shirt?
Why do swedish people sound retarded?
oblivion or morrowind, which is superior?
>doomer kino
Best description for it I've ever heard.
They speedrun some missions in the game but not speedrun the game itself because a run of MHW is like 8h.
I thought you said these guys weren't doing money laundering?
Interrupted...
>anonomys
Is that us?
This Oblivion run is pretty damn boring
WE DID IT 4CHANNERS
damn i didnt know you guys were rich
Both are great, I prefer morrowind though
wow cute
What does the girl who reads the donation look like?
>$579 donation from "Anonymous" for a MHW showcase
You're a cool guy, Anonymous. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>this announcer
i don't want to hear any of pricks saying the english on this stream is passable
>Behemoth with weakest long sword
That sounds boring as fuck, it's just the same fight but longer.
is this the susan donation reader?
>anonymous
yeah that's me
like a chubby women with blue hair
A short fat Swede.
Nico nico nii
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
No this is my wife Ladaur
it's best if you just fantasize and don't look into, user. trust me
hard to tell, a lot of these yuros sound very similar
It's just one of those people who never bothered to do english class properly
>I AM VERI SWIDISH UHHHH YESS
like this
Hm... why are these euros so bad at English? I thought the language originated there?
Are there No Fast Travel runs?
>speedrunning was a mistake
Do they read anything?
>that donation
based
absolute madwoman
this announcer is SO fucking dumb, the fact that she cannot talk properly makes me even more angry
Good to see that Italians hate speedrunning
Fuckin lol
>evthing goes to da sherty
based donator
Yes English originated in sweden
who can stop this crazy gook?
based hideo miyazaki
someone webm those donations
I strongly feel this donation reader is an insult to life itself
>english originated in all of Europe
Rude
Did the counter actually go up 500 dollars I didn't notice it..
hmmm
it's not worth it, it's not even original. just a quote from a youtube video, that the dumbest announcer in the history of announcers read it, is no surprise to me, nothing to get excited over
Which video?
we all pooled in and gave 500 dollars, didnt you hear?
What’s wrong? It’s just a meme
When is moot running?
>cutoff by a twitch ad
Yikes
I like this event much more than trannies done quick
>getting twitch ads
yikes
Stream 2
Zelda™:BOTW finally a real game made by Gamers™ soon
>ads
Don't you use an adblocker?
dial 8
damn twitch chat can be based
watching it on my tv
does he have an alibi for when the kyoani fire started? he'd be my prime suspect desu
>Behemoth with shitty sword
that's gonna be fun
>bayo-moth
oh the germans
dumpster hunter is a trash series.
PLEASE tell me some wagie with disposable income did something / plans to do something during Susan's runs
>poker fuckbuddy name gets read on stream
>my donation comment that included the word "susan" during punchy's stream was not only unread, but deleted from the donation tracker history
fuck this
He threw a tantrum and now there's no fun allowed.
if I was there I'd put a box of nuggets in front of his room every single day
>cute tall swedish blinde spotted
REAL GIRLSSSSSSSS WEEEEEEE
got in two nugget donations when he couched for someone else yesterday and he sperged out about donation filtering. by the time he ran later that night, the donation readers were in full gdq-tier censorship mode, only read the most generic "good luck, punchy!" donations. see some guy got the name "chiggin nugger" in the onstream feed at least tho
that's a dude, user
He probably brainwashed the neet to go start the fire
Lol as if they would actually listen to that little prick
i'd hold off on calling her cute until we get a higher res shot
>some guy got the name "chiggin nugger" in the onstream feed at least tho
god fucking damnit
Why is he so autistic about chicken nuggets?
It took attention away from him and he can't handle that.
>mfw people still falling for my nugget-hating ruse
there's no way he's a good enough actor for that seething to be faked. during freedom planet yesterday he went from constantly talking to dead silent after the nugget donation
>this announcer is still going
when will they change the person reading announcing shit? she makes my ears bleed, even that fat poyo bitch from GDQ is easier on the ears
>just shidded
what?
i genuinely thought he was playing along at the time but his full bore autism about it ever since then has convinced me otherwise, angloids are humourless creatures
just like the POYO cancer, i'm sure the normies in chat adore her, she's going to be given more shifts if anything
u mad?
this iz a no bulli zone. pls stp.
She's adorable, fuck you.
Why not simply mute when she starts talking you sperglord
>10 minute game
>20 minute break
why is it like this?
>that ugly fat face
I thought swedish girls were supposed to look good.
The only good category is 100%
Guess I'll watch this MHW until JSRF starts.
what fucking screen am i supposed to be fucking watching
>gun lance
fookin based
i'll be honest I've had monster hunter world for over a year now but I dropped it after three hunts at most, does it take time to click or something
>euro vocabulary: guuuuuys
>no game audio
fuck this
>a race
>a race of fucking monster hunter
>Race
I's co-op.
It's not a race lmao
it's co-op
^^
terrible bait faggot
no (you) for you
>jump slam spam
Unbased
what do you mean by "click"? if it's your first mon hun and you're dying a lot or something, then yeah it takes a bit to get into the swing of it
if you're a monhun vet and don't like the world changes then no, you'll probably hate it no matter how long
Is this just four high level characters bullying stuff?
I've never been so excited and then so disappointed at the same time
>switch to one screen
thank god, they're all doing the same shit anyway
>4 screens
It just felt shitty to me. Never played a monhun before.
This is already kind of boring.
Also these fucking loading times good god.
Killing some low rank monsters with best possible gear in the game. Sure does look impressive.
it's a speed run, of course its going to all be cheese strats. whole run will probably be shit like that
>changes from 4 screens to 1 screen
Holy based. Why doesn't GDQ do stuff like this during co-op runs?
>there are people here missing the s2 kino
>console loadings
Holy fuck, how are you guys dealing with this?
What exactly did you expect from Darkside?
youtube.com
>team darkside
grow up
these dudes are very unlikeable :/
RATE STREAM 2
RATE STREAM 2
RATE STREAM 2
That guy doing the commentary is a whore
By playing content a year sooner.That gives us enough time to load.
stream 2 shills get to your own thread
Why aren't these clowns playing the PC version
>4 guys trying to stunlock the monster with OP equipment and kill it in 30 seconds
why did i think this would be interesting
What's happening?
>killing blacks for our entertainment
this dude is unlikeable as fuck specifically, watch him, what a dunce
>over one hour of people spamming the attack button
Holy shit just skip this and play zelda already
They probably want to show content that is not on PC yet i dunno
this, i thought yuros couldn't into consoles
What, the delayed content STILL isn't done?
Haven't played World, but I'm guessing it's just the early game that's like that, and that it'll get more interesting once they rank up.
These guys are the normiest autists that I've seen in my life.
why did they give the runners a mic each? they don't need it since they're just talking among themselves which is irratic for the viewer and interrupts the commentator. ESA has MUCH to learn it seems
>it goes on and on until endgame
Good way to describe world.
PC will never catchup because Capcom are fucking hack frauds.
>JSRF up next on stream 2
Good timing I guess. This MHW showcase isn't fun at all.
So a bunch of twitch whores doing a nothing-run and shilling their shit patreon.
I want gothic back
good way to describe every monster hunter
>co-op speedrun
>when solo story mode speedrun is much more interesting
This is autism incarnate. Would it have been so bad just to do a speedrun of LR?
Also, why showcase it on PS4 and then constantly gripe about load times? Isn't the PS4 version literally the superior one?
>5 minutes on setup and load times
>1 minute of monster hunting which just involves everyone spamming attacks endlessly
>guys
>guys
>guys
>guys
>guys
>guys
SHUT THE FUCK UP
When's the high tier monsters? Even a 4 man party of randums can stunlock a normal fucking black diablos with a bit of status and traps.
Twitch fucks have taken over. Stream 2 all the way now boys.
Was Puchies run any good?
guess ill work on uni shit then
What did they even do to Diablos in World? I remember him being a huge pain in the ass in other games.
Did the announcer really call yetee "jetty"?
ooooooooooooof
Big deal I can do the same thing with cheat engine.
jeddy
>the fat dude chewing gum saying guys every other second
big yikes
FEMALE ON STREAM 2 GUYS!!!!
10/10 girl on stream two!
10/10 girl on stream two!
10/10 girl on stream two!
OH MAMI
Tight jeans nnnnf
Is that fat fuck chewing gum during a stream??
UNDERSTAND
I was looking forward to the MHW run
yes and he just burst a bubble, god I want to punch this fat fucking french nigger so badly
LR runs aren't even that long, even outside of MHW, why do they always get fucked over during marathons?
Redhead on stream 2 is about to shoot up the place!
>JSRF
Based stream 2 saving the day
based webm bro
No skips or exploits of any kind. It's like watching a JRPG run.
OH NO NO NO NO
they failed
>Jews are the real monsters
uh oh...
Imagine losing when you have the best gear and gems in the game.
>this monster hunter "speedrun"
I never felt Diablos was that big of a threat outside 2nd and 1st gen where their scream active frames would last for like 4 seconds so you couldn't even superman dive it and then they'd combo it into a guaranteed charge hit.
>now they're just sleeping a regular nerg with 4 kulve CBs
What a mistake, we could've had an actual speedrun instead of this snoozefest at least then it would've been a mildly entertaining snoozefest.
guys, what is url for stream 2?
I have never seen a worse combo like this
>shit announcer
>shit runners who think they're king of the world, chewing bubble gum not realizing how fucking painfully autistic and tryhard they come across
what the fuck is even going on? I had such high hopes for this part but this showcase is absolutely unpleasant. Fuck you ""TEAM DARKSIDE""" fuck you to hell niggers, time to watch some JSRF
>JSRf
Everytime you pass that one girl I always hear her say "AH! Touch my bum!"
Is that Alex Ich on stream 2?
All this setup takes longer than just fighting him normally.
think really hard user, please, just exert a bit of mental energy to try and guess this one
MORE DOTS
MORE DOTS
OKAY LESS DOTS
Add a 2 to the main stream.
it looks like him
I haven't seen him in a long ass time, I think I remember seeing him in dyrus' chat a few months ago
Imagine where links might be posted, hmm.
>All this choking
this is embarassing
The schedule has said it was a Darkside showcase from day 1, you should have known exactly what it was going to be.
worst run of the event by far
>50 more minutes of this
it's an unsalvagable train wreck then
>Sega will never port JSRF to PC
user don't, please
>billy billy channel in china
who /lefttowatchstream2butreturnedtostream1towitnessthetrainwreck/
>Sega will never port JSRF
she also moves
I've got both open but the audio from 2.
Kind of considering just doing something else until THUG starts.
How's the new content in MHW that came over the months? I played it religiously on release and only stopped after Kulve came around for the first time. I realize I'm missing some Witcher crossover content as well as FF15 crossover... is it worth to check it out for this, considering I'm prolly rusty as shit when it comes to endgame hunts now after all this time
>sega will never make another JSR
okay larry, what the fuck is this shit?
I can't remember if I ever finished JSRF. I think some part near the end pissed me off and I never went back to beat it.
>Join all my waifus
>Waifus
Disgusting.
WHAT DID I MISS
SOURCE ME
WAS IT A NUGGET JOKE?
the girl just sits there, tries not to look bored
i understand her though, the game is pretty bad
FF14's crossover mon is shit. The Witcher has a Leshen, which is an okay fight but the mission itself is godlike because it has a fully voiced Geralt walking around investigating and doing sidequests and stuff.
missed nothing, from what I can tell there was only one (or rather 2) nuggets incidents, from when he was commentating a sonic clone game, nothing else unfortunately
>Dudes having fun
>Chat is saying they need to behave
Yeah imagine speedruns being fun...wow
The game is fun but so far it's a pretty boring run.
>the mission itself is godlike because it has a fully voiced Geralt walking around investigating and doing sidequests and stuff.
I unironically popped a boner reading this, I dunno why.. thanks bro, I'll check it out then
This was earlier today:
i.4cdn.org
That's a real thick Swedish accent on the donation reader
I have like 400 hours in MHW on both PS4 and PC and I've never used any other weapon than the hammer. Anyone who pisses me off gets launched repeatedly.
not enough anglo runners desu
continentals are too stiff
>monster hunter language Geralt
It's seriously amazing, like a total genre shift. I seriously hope assignments in Iceborne are like it.
HOLY SHIT
is there more?
isn't she g*rman?
I don't understand people like you. I have my most games with with CB and IG but I also have atleast 100 hunts with all other weapons. Playing different weapon in MH is like playing a different game, you miss out on so much different gameplay.
Just checked the MHW stream. They've just all died and are blaming the game. Back the stream 2 it is.
i love MHW, but i don't think it's meant to be run like this
what run??
Anything happened at his SH run?
fuck if I know
how do i obtain this level of seethe?
No
nah i can't watch that, looks too childish for my taste
I lost interest in playing before I felt the urge to mix up my gameplay because of the constant limited time content. It made it feel like a part time job to just not miss out on shit.
Anyone else thought it was weird how they included a 30 minute uncut scene of Geralt railing the researcher with her high pitched squeaky voice acting?
stream 2>stream 1
>*whistles for magic Mernos*
>*autoflies through sky to camp*
>*scoutfly vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the tree....a Rathalos™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows scoutflies*
>*Imps in Rathalos™ costume appears*
>"GWAAAARRR (“OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' HUNTER IT IS! GET 'EM”)
>"Shit you stink" TRUMPETING *KOs monster and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic mount and cuts tail in half*
>"Mhmm....Gajalaka™ pretending to be Rathalos™......better tell the head of the research commission about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoflies back to Asera*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT HUNTAH, WOT ABOUT DA RESEARCH WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some imps posing as Rathalos™, here's proof" *shows EZ Ration*
>"OY FIVER, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE COMMISSION CHIPPED IN, REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME..."
>"On Fiery Wings" Complete DOOO DO DO DOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>10 keenbones received
be suvven
it was in "Freedom Planet" run
SH was a borefest with thw technical issues, still seething tho.
Stream 1 just can't stop fucking up.
I'm really enjoying this reset showcase
>5 minute setup
>1 fuckup
>"let's cart guuuuuuiuiiisseee"
>"cart"
>"shiiiet restart"
>5 minute setup again
?????????????????
>Stream 1
>Fucking garbage shit
>Stream 2
>Good game but run is boring
Fuck this I'm going to go do something else for now.
based
on PC the showcase would be already over because loading is like 5 seconds max.
How's the PC port for JSR?
more like team darksyde amirite
>oh nooo
>guys guys guys
>noooo
>guuuuuys guys guys
>puts greatswords
>4 carts in one move
Haven't been following the event so far, what's this about nuggets?
A women that isn't being a complete attwhore in front of a camera?! What is this trickery?!
I'm a diehard monster hunter fan since the freedom 1 on PSP and this is the most painful content I have ever seen, why must they do this to monster hunter?
How was Freedom Planet outside of susan's autism?
Missed most of the early runs
The fuck, why is he so assmad?
for me it's the Noise Tanks
Yeah she's not doing much.
the FUCK are they doing?
A guy was eating some nuggets during a britbong run and wasn't having a license for them.This made the runner extremely assblasted and requested that he was to be removed and all donation with the message "nugget" not be read.
It’s fine.
>A guy was eating some nuggets during a britbong run and wasn't having a license for them.
that's one massive pecker but the chun-li-esque thighs make up for it
At ESA 2016 or 2017 Punchy did a Silent Hill run on stream 2 and some dude in the audience brought three 20 packs of chicken nuggets and started eating them.
Of course people noticed that guy and started donating with references to him.
Punchy reacted annoyed by this attention to the nugget eating man, but it mostly seemed like he was just playing it up for laughs.
After the run however, he went on Twitter and started a huge rant about how the run had been a complete and total waste of his time, how he had been upstaged by chicken nuggets, how much he hated ESA, how he wanted to grow his channel and not be a laughingstock, and how he was never going to run at ESA again.
Fast forward to yesterday, a donation comes in that goes something like "great run, I got myself some chicken nuggets in celebration".
Punchy (who is doing couch commentary) goes "YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR DONATION CHECKING GUYS, YOU'RE REALLY REALLY BAD AT IT. YOU'RE REALLY DOING A TERRIBLE JOB OF IT" and does another Twitter rant after that run.
I know right? This really feels like someone kicking your pet.
Team Darksyde can go fuck themselves
>whole chat shitting on monster hunter
is the run that bad?
Is this the supposed huge drama people are talking about of ESA donation? Apparently there was some donation read that went wrong
>I like that jump
you little shit
Only four(?) tries thats pretty good for people who've never played the game before
They're just resetting a lot because one of them doesn't time their attack perfectly.
this is some american level cringe, I have to hand it to you guys
whachu playan
what... why is he so mad about this?
this game seems boring
Here's part 2
What do you call this gamer pose?
>implying big non-jew noses aren't sexy af
Oof that console framerate. How do peopel put up with that lmao
>making mochi with Teostra
cute, I actually sit like that while playing.
cute, I even like the jew nose, it makes her even cuter
GO BACK TO GDQ, PUNCHY!
autism
>that immediate glance back at him after she says nugget
loool
How do you not crush your balls?
I was actually looking forward to the MHW run, but it turned out to be this shit show. Feels bad man.
How does he not realize people only do this because of absolute ASSBLASTED reactions like this?
did he actually deserve this? I honestly kinds feel bad for him
Put them back in the ballpocket.
STFU NUGGETS
>feeling bad for a harmless tease
fuck off nascent janny
the dude on the left with that shit eating grin
>"what's that about nuggets?"
holy shit, based
If he's not fun allowed and getting triggered by any reference to it, yes.
Dumb cade.
I want to slam nuggets down punchys anus
i missed most of the mon hun run, did it get good after the first two hunts or just the same shit?
what's the deal with nuggets
did he stick chicken nuggets in his ass on camera or something
He got asshurt for no reason over nuggets and instead of just ignoring it or embracing it, he chooses to stay asshurt and sperg out every time its mentioned.
is anyone else having problems loading webms from /wsg/?
unironic autism
So does America have a monopoly on speed trannies?
I watched much ESA. But I don't think I've seen any non-American speed trannies
inb4 3 carted
Is it still 60% bonbi/tiktok or have they managed to contain it?
It got good in the sense that it was a hilarious trainwreck. Taking down Behemoth with starter gear might be fun to see though.
see
>we have never successfully done this
jesus christ
yeah the water in the USA turns not only the frogs gay
by not being a fat fuck
Some guy was eating nuggets in the background during his run 2 years ago. It was more interesting than the run and he's still seething over it.
my fucking sides
Pretty sure there was one last event.
>They haven't completed this one time
And this is an incentive?
man alive make this fucking mwh run end
i thought the french being shit at MH thing was a meme
What's wrong with this dude?
>using mantles
please shut this pleb fest down
comfy run.
feels like an MMO raid
>This [whatever] will automatically evade for us
Wait really? Does MHW have something that presses the dodge button for you?
JE SUIS MONTÉ!
JE SUIS MONTÉ!
JE SUIS MONTÉ!
SACRE BLEAU
It presses the dodge button for you even if you're normally unable to dodge because you're in an attack animation.
I guess parents forced him to eat nuggets every day when he was little
this fucking sucks
yeah, gives you invincibility basically for a little bit. there's like a 10 minutes cool down so you can't really spam it too much if you're bad, but it is pretty pleb
wow, Punchy really is such a passive little bitch. I thought he was a chill dude, from the silly block last gdq.
>carting to the first ecliptic
>carting to fucking behemoth
fucking shitters
Jesus I'm glad I didn't buy MHW.
>DOUBLE CART ON THE FIRST ECLIPTIC
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TEAM DARKSIDE
>triplecarting
my sides
>french
>if we cart one more time its over
>someone else immediately dies
stream 1 is 4 losers
stream 2 is 4 winners and good music
>$300 from the yetee
>when they normally donate like $100,000
more like team backside
>susan mcnuggets getting triggered again
lmao, remember how he showed up in the thread last time he got triggered by ESA?
THis is why ESA is only a 10th as successful as GDQ. 4 people on camera and so much dead air.
GDQ may be full of trannies and autism. But at least it isn't just a bunch of people watching the screen. 4 people on camera and so much dead air
>i thought he was chill
i was surprised at how many people defended him in the SGDQ thread during his run, i just most people are unfamiliar with his ESA seething
Stream 2 also has the GTA crew in the back.
They normally sell 1000x more shirts
no one buying their shitty shirts
>vinesauce is hope has already earned way more than this event in about the same about of time
It's optional I guess. It's a shitter blanket. It definitely needs to be balanced better though. Also it is a reward from a pretty tough monster they added in later.
>donates based on shirt sales
>low viewership means low sales
what did they mean by this?
Remember, these guys represent the MHW community.
what
His comments afterwards on twitter showed how narcassistic he really is.
Who was in the wrong
ESA or PUNCHY?
I've never done this event before, but did I just see some MMO-like floating texts showing the names of their moves and stuff? That's pretty fucking neat
Safe and slow isn't fast you shitters
Neither is risky and dead.
Isn't that good?
If ESA gets as popular as GDQ it will turn just as corporate.
susan is a whiney little bitch its obviously his fault
whats up with yetee dropping shittons of money on charities?
being mad at chicken nuggets instead of embracing being a meme
what a dumb faggot he is
they were already at like 40k on their first day and ESA seems to always have more viewers
yuros just aren't as charitable, gotta save up all their money since they pay 60% income tax
when are his runs this year? I feel like maybe dropping a buck or two to piss him off.
Nobody likes sour cunts.
And TDS get almost thousand bucks for this shit:
patreon.com
>waaaaah censor nugget comments for me I should be allowed to go off on people and poke fun at their accents but nobody should be allowed to make fun of my autism
>4 people on camera and so much dead air.
4 people on camera and so much dead air. 4 people on camera and so much dead air. 4 people on camera and so much dead air. 4 people on camera and so much dead air. 4 people on camera and so much dead air. 4 people on camera and so much dead air.
why are they uttering these japanese/weeb? quotes like some fucking sperglords?
I just don't get it, thanks to the nugget stuff everytime he's on screen donations rise, should he be happy for helping a charity through something so silly?
Take your meds
Well these idiots are giving us slow and dead.
I mean the vinsauce community isn't cooperate, just furries and trannies everywhere
Frenchies are ultra weebs.
why are they so bad at this fight?
Yeah, the FF14 missions turn the normal damage numbers into FF14 style.
dying and then spending ten minutes to restart the fight is much faster
True.
Tax write off most likely.
Because they aren't using insect glaive so they cant je suis monte
It might have some annoying parts if you're playing casually but man the JSR games are really unique and fun. Wish they would make another.
why do so many people ask this, they aren't really donating, they're just sending ESA's cut of the tshirt sales via donation, they do the same shit at GDQ
you didn't actually think some tiny t-shirt shop was dropping like 50k on this charity shit, right?
they're using starter gear against the hardest enemy in the game
weakest weapon vs strongest boss so they need to use their brain for once
A game with just boss fights seems boring.
>carting AGAIN to the first ecliptic
They mentioned before they started that they never have completed a fight doing this.
>please don't die
>someone dies
having the worst weapon is no excuse for dying to ecliptic meteor, it's literally don't stand in the fire - mechanic
JE
SUIS
MONTE
people told me ESA was good
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
I thought the game was designed in such a way on purpose that you could just walk up to the boss if you really wanted to?
I think they are still using lategame armor. They don't get hit too hard at least.
It's good if you like trainwrecks like this one.
>2019
>Giving a fuck about transsauce
With the exception of Joel on the occasions when he doesn't give a fuck about riling up chat the entire team has become absolute cancer. I don't know why anyone would subject themselves to listen to another one of VInny's passive aggressive rants where he halts the stream for 5 minutes to get upset over the lightest bit of banter. Bonus points if he follows it up by retreading the same conversation about his band or bands he likes that he's had a million times before.
And that's not even going into the rampant furfaggotry and cancerous trannies that have infested every facet of their community.
its fun when you're not playing like this
JE SUIS FUCKING MONTE!!!!!
Losers.
fucking pottery
What a shit run
I liked Alien Soldier
based behemoth murdering this team self-esteem for the rest of their lives
Oh my god I'm laughing
>someone donated over $600 for this
Darren is absolutely kino though, he goes on Yea Forums still.
>commentator trying to defend them because it's really hard
yeah no shit, a lot of these speedruns have hard tricks, don't offer to do this shit if you can't handle it, you just look pathetic
Nahh, it's just dumb frenchies temporarily souring the mood with their bungling
BLESSED BEHEMOTH
I bet if we got the /mhg/ autists who soloed extremoth they could do this easy
Good fucking incentive guys, next time make sure you can actually complete it.
Is this MHW thing enough of a trainwreck to be entertaining to watch, or is it just a boring trainwreck?
cringed and blackpilled
>with the exception of joel
what the fuck is wrong with you joel fags, he's the worst of them. i'd take a boring vinny stream any day over joel's autistic screeching and pausing the stream to waste 5 minutes searching for a meme image. his accent is insufferable too
I'm gonna laugh if they cart with the better weapons anyway.
This MH let's play is pretty good considering they are playing this blind
>put maxed weapons
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
>monster hunter "speedrun"
>get this disaster
At least it isn't as bad as that le epic XD drunk DND disaster last year
Why do people still say ESA is good? Do they do it purely to be speedrunning hipsters?
nah, the runners are douchebags. It's mildly entertaining how their ego gets crushed tho
it was fun but they decided to drop pretenses and just make it a official let's play and use all the best gear.
Ogre estimate.
>wake me up when this part is over
>takes a pillow and lies down behind the runner
heh
>inb4 they still end up carting away
>we can mount guys seriously we can mount
je suis monte
Is there something more cringy than spouting random japanese quotes while you play a game?
What's Bran the Dickless doing on stream?
>facetanking this much damage
>mantles
these guys are absolute shitters wtf
On overtime.
Worst streamer ever.
god theyre still fucking doing this
Is there a list of which runs to watch like at GDQ?
>chat full of @Vinesauce messages because vinny is completely fucking up in a game
>he keeps fucking up for 5 minutes before looking
>anyone ever utters the word "red vox"
>he immediately pauses the stream to shill his band for 10 straight minutes
fuck vinny
Twitch chat shitting on team ELITEGAMERBATHWATERSQUAD as well
who's the empty seat for
The guy who was sitting there is the one napping now.
>fail the challenge
>do it with mantles and top tier weapons
boooooooooooooooooooo
>Trans pride emotes flood the chatroom
Why is this becoming so prevalent
I'm glad it's over
Any good run after Silent Hill 2?
this. what a fucking disgrace
>thank you guys thank y-*gets cut*
RATE THIS SHITSHOW!
RATE THIS SHITSHOW!
RATE THIS SHITSHOW!
should this be even on the list?
the holy spirit
I'm stoned but that Just made me laugh tons
oh alright
they were filming themselves, probably putting an epic vlog about this on their epic TEAM DARK SIDE™ youtube channel
>should this be even on the list?
Yes but only as a way to shame the runners.
Yeah, just to see autists get their egos crushed with fuckup after fuckup.
0/10. Just terrible.
rate behemoth's performance against this team of shitters
10/10 personally here
Triple cart/10
>Hypeman motherfucker pops off and wants to give some stupid e-sports spiel
>gets cut off
Based ESA staff
unironically a 0/10 run
t. long time MH fan who is utterly disgusted by this shitshow
not a speedrun so it doesnt go on the list
trainwreck/10
Aren't the old Tomb Raiders game janky as fuck by modern standards?
Game is old enough to be before they nailed camera controls and shit like that.
...
Vaudeville hook award
god what a qt
The tank controls are legendary.
DMC4 last half hour was good dude to the runner's depressed suicidal ranting. actual run was meh. the cherry on top was him at the end trying to fight some boss on the secret super hard difficulty. he failed and then was like "ok lets try one more time... you know what, never mind, i'm done"
probably hung himself in his hotel room afterwards
Behemoth'd/10
2/10 - not even entertaining trainwreck. The only pleasure was watching these tryhards get stomped all the time.
Why can't we ever just get a normal speedrun with clean, skilled play going through the story? It's much more entertaining than a JRPG run even though it's of similar length.
needs its own category
I watched some anime while shit hunter was on, did the runners choke or something?
Was Silent Hill 2 good? Worth watching the Vod?
>Vinny keeps fucking up simple thing because he ignored a tutorial or description and isn't aware of game mechanic
>One person in chat tells him to just use game mechanic he isn't aware of
>"OH OKAY JUST DO THING, SURE CHAT MEMBER"
>Entire chat spams 4head as if Vinny wasn't the one fucking up
Every. Fucking. Time.
migrate
fuck this retard for putting shit in the OP
Miserable.... just miserable. Oh fuck no, they are doing an interview now.
I'm sorry guys, these fucks are the worst Germany has to offer. Annoying yuppie fucks.
stay mad
Dubs and sit on fingerquick a pillow giving him pinkeye
Speak English, you brit bastard. You invented the fucking language.
who?
my fucking dick...
I am in love.
>from Susan
Subtle.
The Vinny's Darkest Dungeon stream back in 2015 was pure stupidity. Just painful to watch, I stopped watching Vinny shit since then. And glad I did because now is worse.