Lovely cake
Fire Emblem Three House
is she a dominatrix?
I ASKED FOR DADS WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY
Based
>every 3H threads is just a literal copypaste from the last thread, image included
Shills are coming out as the release gets closer, this happens for every Nintendo or AAA game. Watch threads be dead a day after it comes out.
>at least 22 years old
what age is considered ancient by japanese standards?
>51
Prime Husband material
56 after timeskip
FemByleth is going to become his wife for sure
>Manuela is a slob
erection in progress
uh user she wasn't just born when she becomes a member of an opera company. she was at least in her 20s then so she's at least late 40s
24 or 25 I think is when you get labeled as a Christmas Cake
What flavour of cake is she?
She's probably in her 30's though.
Judging from dorothea joining the company at ~10 or so that adds 8-10 years (if they can join lower than 10) to the age number.
Older than 25 and you're past experation date
The running theory is that she's 37.
based japan
Alcoholic cake, also a slob
Probably spends every night drinking and complaining that no man wants her
Interesting fact, compare with Bernadetta's profile and she was 3 at the time Hanneman's sister died.
They have no supports though.
>mfw there's only 2 R34 of her
Just my kind of woman
fucking kek
>Age: Secret
>Anyone who looks at timeline can find out she's 42
Please tell me that I get her no matter what house I join...
If not, tell me what house I need to join to get her.
I will max her stats. I do not care.
She had such a tragic backstory
Fuck, nvm I can't do math apparently
A desperate cake
I think you get her regardless of house cause shes a teacher
She looks familiar...
Leakerbro is going to the Red Canyon boys.
Having supports fully voice-acted and actually played out more like cutscenes feels way better than having them be almost completely static like in the previous games.
Teacher kino is back on the menu, boys
I wanna creampie Manuela
BASED
>She had such a tragic backstory
>I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up I was here
The s-word
>Simpsons
You should expect the next chain of replies
570 more posts
or that cancerous fuck makes an early thread and we start it all over again
Literally my wife
My Future Tyrant can't possibly be this cute!
I hate what zoomers did here with the Simpsons, that show was exceptionally great with tons of reaction photos that we cant post anymore due to a crappy joke.
what's the joke?
>was exceptionally great
>was
That's the point. It was formerly good, but now it fuckin sucks.
Post a full body image of her I need it
Formerly Chuck's
she's like a cute dog
>formerly
>sucks
You're just asking for it at this point, user.
I bet she smells like a dog too
I'm actually surprised Sylvain doesn’t have much A ranks considering he's a womanizer. Outside of Blue Lions, Dorothea is the only one he can A rank with
too submissive, i bet she act like an eggplant in bed.
holy shit they really are only two HOW CAN THAT BE
lolibros...we won
It’s possible that she joined at a younger age. If she landed her first acting job in her mid-late teens, then she’d be in her late 30s now
are you here too otomefujo sisters.....
There might be plot related reasons for that.
so what qualifies as cake? because i vaguely remembering it being lolis or some shit from some other source, is it dominate women now?
She's definitely a manakete
A single woman that's over 25.
>xanadu, usually means idyllic place
>red
>opening implies horrible shit happened to make Seiros rage
>it's right in the center of the world with the school/monastery
any specific guesses?
Which Fire Emblem girl likes black men?
>First Kawakami
>Now Manuela
>tfw video games are giving me a teacher fetish and I haven't been in school in years
FUCK
back in the 12chan days cake used to mean loli. no idea why, but I do remember that. recently christmas cake has completely taken over. no one wants a christmas cake after the 25th, so cakes are single 25+ year old women
>otomefujo
>fujo
That's like lumping in waifufags with yurishitters. At least otomefags and waifufags aren't mentally ill faggots.
A desperate older women that will go for any men that want her
christmas cake means over 25 years old
Petra according to her profile
>waifufags
>not mentally ill
Ingrid. She can A rank with Dedue despite of hating people from Duscar
They might be mentally ill, but they aren't fags.
This girl from Fates
>Professor, did you know that despite only making up 13% of the population...
God, why can't the mods just permaban the fucking spic already. nobody wants it here.
delete this
>tfw no busty clown gf
Can we get her BLACKED?
I need to know if you can romance a loli or not in this game after all, heard conflicting stuff.
Can you?
fuck her age and looks
LOOK AT THOSES STATS, she has as much str as mag even rhough her class is mag only
Soemeone tell me she has a hidden physical talent
Ingrid can A rank 9 (nein) male units,, forgot if includes Byleth. Among them is Dedue.
In terms of appearance, yes, but you know they always pull the "but I'm actually X years old though" card
She can A rank Dedue
Shamir first shes been craving a BBC
So what new information came out about the game that made people want to get it? It can't just be waifus, since people knew what the students looked like and they still shit all over the game thanks to the laughable art style and combat. This isn't me shitposting, I haven't kept up with the game until I saw that it was getting a bunch of threads again, so I really have no idea what made people change their minds.
Byleth can marry anyone.
That's ok with me so long as they are still cute.
You can S Support both dragon lolis Flayn and Sothis
also not really loli but more like petite Lysithea and Annete
He must be gay
the revelation that there would be a timeskip and the school schtick was only temporary, and the fact we saw actual gameplay that lasted for more than half a second
youtube.com
Genuinely speaking, go check out the /feg/ pastebin. A ton of shit got revealed. Stay the fuck away from the rest of the general, though. It's really bad right now.
Sothis S-Rank is platonic.
ouch. ok, i get it. thanks for the explanation
>2 of his gay options are straight-up daddies
What do you think?
IGN should stop hiring unpaid interns, they fucked up again and removed sothis/rhea from male byleth s support list
those fucking Incompetent Gaming News retards
>He's what you say?
>Used goods
>Closet coal burner(she can A rank Dedue)
She went from potential best girl to bottom tier in just a single day damn.
Can you enjoy this game blind or would I miss out on a million things, gear, equip, dialogue etc. if I don't autistically browse threads and look up all information while playing?
I don't like missing out on things. I remember how pissed I got in FF12 when I opened that one treasure chest early on and it turns out it kept me from getting a zodiac spear or w/e it was.
Asking the real questions, is she?
Have you listened to Edelgard's new Imperial Anthem yet?
I know Byleth can S rank her. What I'm unsure of is if Ingrid's male A support amount is 8-10 including Byleth..
Alright thanks. I was disappointed when I originally saw the game, so hopefully the new information changes my opinion.
>Dimitri
>Claude
So IGN fixed their fuck up
>used goods
>can A Rank a Du**ur
Sounds like it's time for me to switch Houses.
Convince me NOT to diddle Edelgard as FemByleth
5 days left. How are you guys holding up?
based anime hitler
Have fun, user. Just remember, /feg/ is shit right now. Stay away.
>makes virgins seethe AND is a nigger-hater
Based Ingrid
Don't, your heart can't take it
Only if your a retard and take shitposting seriously
Kill yourself spic.
Doing alright, seeing the leaker user playing through the game really upped my enthusiasm for it.
When isn't it shit though? Everytime I visit it it's bad.
>your
You doubted they did?
>Based Lions
>Golden Chads
>Edelcucks
Seems about right
>bro’s bachelor party is the same night the game comes out
Do I bring my switch?
No confirmation.
IGN now states there is no confimation what the S-rank with Rhea and Sothis results in.
>hater
>wants the Big Duscur Cock
>Um...p-professor w-w-would you be willing to...go on a d-d-d-d-date with me...?
Real good. I can't wait to guide the Black Eagles!
Answer me (out of those respect for those digits) or else
She needs a family to replace her dead one, and you can't do that without a dick
It was actually alright for Fates reveal, when the game was getting leaked, and a little bit after that, but it didn't take them long to go back to shit.
>Only if your a retard
ingridfags aren't the sharpest
enjoy your used goods
They probably only fixed it when someone mentioned on twitter the inaccuracy of the table
all that means is that Dedue's Chad Thundercock enough to destroy racism with his penus weenus
>those silly commercials of people bringing Switches to parties actually comes true
You should ask Nintendo for a job in marketing.
more like blacked Eagles
Stop going there when he's arou-
oh who am i kidding he's never going to leave, and the few times even the mods can't pretend to not notice his shit he shows up here
awakening was a mistake
does anyone have any archived threads for when Fates was leaked and people started to realize the game was utter garbage? I want to see the meltdowns
No, don't be antisocial. If you want to play it that badly, come up with a reason to leave early or something.
Sorry Edelgard, but Adr*stians are sort of disgusting and lead depraved lifestyles, I'd rather get a nice Liecester girl.
We don't know for sure. From what little we do know, it seems fine. The leaker is having a grand old time going at it blind.
That's just an excuse to avoid spoiling something they aren't supposed to reveal under their NDA. Do you really think they confirmed every single male/female option except for those two?
Did previous FE games have such problems?
This is actually gonna be my first one.
I can't believe you morons eat up every little bit of false ro nearky false info like it's the truth
>ign guy fucks up
People think some S ranks are platonic
>twitter guy says A ranks can shippy
People start acting like they're S ranks with characters.
You guys are like children
>right now
>Emperor
>stuttering
anonpls, she will take what is hers
She ain't though, not even marrying her anyways, just pointing out you look like a idiot.
A couple of the old ones hid somewhat important items behind visiting villages, but as long as you're thorough during the maps, you should be okay. Have fun with Three Houses, user!
>a idiot
Well like any game I'd say to just organically do your first play through blind and save subsequent playthroughs for looking up things. Older FE's did have things you'd miss for sure on a blind run unless you coincidentally just happen to do the right thing by accident
G-grandes
>I'm wrong so I'll point out grammar
Gj spic
I can't wait to S support this absolute cutie
HONK
Hey guys. I like lolis and don't like meganekos.
Which house do I pick?
Who's this boy?
cute boy
What in blue fuck is a megan echo? Look up lysithea, she might be right up your alley.
based
bros...i wanna play 3 houses already...
soon user
soon
Literally the Sain of this game. Wants to fuck lots of women, only can end up with 1 or 2 despite having plenty of supports with them.
Lysithea is a 148cm womanlet and Flayn will be a loli for at least 1000 years.
a meganeko is a girl with glasses
post more sad cats
Hopefully Ignatz ends up being a decent character. He's the only bad part of the Golden Deer.
She'll be S-supporting your dad behind your back.
Then say a girl with glasses
Have they leaked any hidden classes yet or are the 9 master classes all we get?
GET DOWN
>can't fuck Sothis
What's the point?
nah that's M-Blyeth
What a coincidence, I've been S-ranking her dad since we met
>he browses Yea Forums, a website for people into anime and/or otaku culture
>in a thread about an incredibly weeb game
>doesn't know the most basic japanese terms
He's been proven wrong and had to update that list for several times now
IGN can't be trusted
Imagine how jealous Byleth will be, watching someone fuck the one daddy he's not allowed to fuck.
What the hell do you have against girls with glasses?
What went so wrong?
I'm just not into glasses or the "librarian" type of girl. So? Everyone has their own tastes.
I don't like redheads either. Or freckles, or tattoos and piercings.
Don't be like this guy.
Why does she look like an alien?
M!Byleth's design has grown on me a lot and all the memes about his character already make me like him more than Robbin and Corn
kero kero
Get off your high horse, master weeb.
You know what? I can respect that. Your logic is sound. Have a nice day, user.
>Ah, Ingrid! My boon companion! Why so severe an expression?
wtf? i only bring my switch out during house parties for smash, that's the only time you won't look antisocial bringing it to a gathering
Femleth should have never been an option
There's nothing wrong
I adore his "Linhardt slept through my lecture and Caspar not only failed the test but also spelled his name wrong" face.
source?
YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD THAT'S RACIST
Are the paths / choices in the game very different from each other? As in, will each one take you through different maps and story progression, or is it going to be the same thing but from the point of view of each faction?
>Knows common language on Yea Forums is English
>Chooses to sprinkle in a few Japanese words on a Fire Emblem thread because the game is Japanese
>"Why don't you speak muh japanese on muh japanese video game thread"
She's fixed now.
They dated at some point didn't they?
Can i scissor this girl as fembyleth?
my purchase of this game depends on it.
Unfortunately that you need to ask when the game is out, any answer now would be conjecture.
Why didn't they just do this
>if you use weeb terms you know Japanese
>posts FoTM anime at that
user-tachi, using weeb terms here has always been a thing.
>tfw no cake gf
>being this literally gay
No and thank god for that too
>Professor, by my authority as Empress of the Adrestian Empire, I command you go on a date with me!
>shy girl likes animals
Retards: lol she fuck animals
I miss the pre fates threads, that game was shit storywise but the threads were good, not constant shipping and shitposting.
What's with the terrible fucking yaoi chin and extreme drill-shaped tapering face on the male, they're both ugly and uncanny for entirely different reasons
Oh, I thought there was a chink leak.
I hate her stupid looking face. She's the ugliest character in the game. I'll never have to see her in my game, though, so that's good.
We won't get anything this bad right?
i know, IGN is retarded
Yeah she usually looks good, though there's some weird angle sometimes
Holy shit, these jaggies and those stanky models in the background.
Byleth is a futa
Torumi was better.
How will Edelgard when she hears that Byleth and either Manuela/Catherine/Shamir have a 4-year old child?
I utterly and absolutely do not give a fuck.
>leaving a visible hickey on your teacher
I hope you enjoy detention
No monkeys
The Chinese guy that has it has been playing it on his own, anons went onto Chinese forums but the guy didn't leak anything. An user on /feg/ has been leaking some stuff but /feg/ is a cesspool and tripfags and shitposters get FURIOUS when their spotlight is taken away so they keep trying to derail the threads whenever he tries to leak.
>You will never kiss Manuela after she ate a floor sandwich
If anything, i hate how their chins is inconsistent, usually they're ok but sometimes they're really long as fuck
>the two most silent characters in the game open up into social butterflies when put into the same room
Shit is just as cringe as Treehouse removing it at all.
SPEEN
Are you meant to play the house route you like the most first or keep it for last because it'll be your "final savefile"?
>less options
We will never know because the tranny translators now work directly with the devs in Japan since the Fates backlash.
it depends if you're willing to go through potentially 200+ hours of the game without burn out
>literally vidrelated
youtube.com
>emperor
Seriously why are they doing this?
As in, directly having input on the script? And how do you know?
Question: Can you be a sword-wielding mage or anything similar?
Is this a dude or what?
I need to know before I jack off to it
I want to have intercourse sex with Edelgard, Lysithea and Sothis
$ 29.99 is too expensive for expansion pass
Some other guy on 4channel said it once so I know it's true
We will most likely get DLC classes with the updates. Dunno if they'll be free or paid, however.
CAN I MARRY HER?
she's a futa
Yes
yes
You sure can. One of the Master classes, the Mortal Savant, specializes in swords and Reason magic. Until you get there, you have to play as a normal mage, but you can still use any weapon. However, non-mage classes cannot use magic.
Sounds reasonable, I choose to believe you as well.
Show bulge
>Mortal Savant
>Dark Knight
Yeah
Don’t get me wrong lads I’ll still be crushing beers with the boys
Yes, there's even a class, Mortal Savant that's proficient in magic and swords
Based TRANSlators.
>no pantyhose
she's shit now
There is literally a class dedicated to it, it's the weeb class. Does someone have Leakeranon's Ferdinand-sama picture?
thoughts?
Are there really people here who will bond with let alone romance any of the guys?
Isn't that gay?
Yikes.
Thanks, Fampai. I'll most probably turn Blyat to a Mortal Savant, then
How good is the expansion pass gonna be? I just bought the combo last night.
She will declare war immediately on anyone who comes between her and her sensei
If it's a citizen of Adrestia that dares to do so then they will be executed for treason
I thought emperor was gender neutral, empress usually associated as emperor's wife
but yeah empress sounds better, though the correct terms actually is "empress regnant" a female monarch who reigns in her own right over an empire.
Bonding and building friendships with your bros isn't gay, user. Financing them, however, is very gay. What kind of fag is so insecure he can't even be friends with other dudes?
I once played FemRobin in Fates so I could marry into nobility and have Lucina daughteru and little sister Lissa
There are women here
I wonder who my mommy will be in this one.
Manuela has the actual age, but it looks like Mercedes has the personality.
I wanna make her a mother
Nothing will ever reach Camilla levels of mommy again, the stars aligned that day.
>FRobin
>Fates
Maybe I'll do a meme run where I become Annette's second daddy.
Bonding with other men isn't gay. It's called having friends.
>a shameless weeb class
It's pants on head retarded. I'll take it
Emperor is male, Empress is female. Queen Victoria was "Empress of India" for example.
From what we know the School phase will be the same no matter the house while the War phase will differ.
oops
Women are pretty gay too, they like penises.
I want to start a family so I'll marry Gil as M!Byleth and have Annette as the cutest daughter, easy
HOSHIDOLTS GET OUT
God I want her to drive her heels into my face and call me worthless...
I think it's more of Gaiden's Dread Fighter since Valentia had a bunch of Japanese despite being anime Europe.
She's the master in the throneroom but the slave in the bedroom
Fucking Christ look at those tits
I would slam that so goddamn hard the rank system would be redefined to have D at the tip
I won't romance any guys that's fucking gay
Dad's on the other hand
It's true, Camilla is a once in a life time U+ Rare mommy who will never be topped in the franchise, but maybe I can still find a lesser one to occupy me in this game.
I want her to stomp on my dick and call me worthless.
Will there be any futa on male fan-art after the game launches? Asking for a friend
quick Yea Forums Hanneman and Manuela or Alois and Shamir
Hanneman and Manuela sound based
This, Edelgard isn't a dom, she's the strong, independent woman that is a slave to her husbando's cock
Hanneman is a bro and Manuela is a lot of fun.
hanneman and manuela leakbro please
While the title is normally translated as the masculine "Emperor", the literal translation is "Heavenly Sovereign", which is gender-neutral.
Hanneman and Manuela
the stronger they are in their public lives, the more submissive they are in the bedroom. this applies to men and women.
the quiet, unassuming ones are the real doms
I've never played a FE game and know nothing about this game other than all of the leads of the houses seem like twats in their own way. But I've been playing FEH so I feel I have to play this. What should I know?
How long until we get more timeskip portraits?
I need to know how much longer I can stay around for these threads so I can avoid them until the game comes out.
Already done with the red Canyon?
Alois and Shamir to know something about them.
Nothing you can go into this game without any prior knowledge of FE. FEH only fucks you up if you try to play a game that FEH has units from.
Why is she so savage?
Literally how the hell would we know?
TRASH
gonna go with hanneman & manuela
So we all agree that Edelgard is a shit tier waifu and only normalfags like her, right?
>desperate to go back
Yeah, I want your fluffy hair back too.
Yes, I think she's the best.
so when does the review embargo lifts?
She's a compelling character but I don't know if I'd call her waifu material. Her support was heartbreaking.
Leaker user probably won't reach timeskip until tomorrow.
I'm not interested in her. I'm not even going to bother playing her route.
>google sothis
>find this in google images
ayyy
July 25th 10am ET
Daily reminder to NEVER bully big tiddy sensei!!
I'm gonna marry her
Fuck off Dimitri
disgusting
Ara ara
*blocks your path*
But resetera already bully her
>MAIN CHARACTER = BORING AND FOR NORMALFAGS
>SIDE CHARACTER = INTERESTING AND FOR PATRICIANS
If picking anyone else makes you feel more unique and special, then go nuts
bozo booby
>all this detailed characterization
How can a modern IntSys game have so much SOUL
*walks around him because he can only move like 4 tiles*
*takes 10 turns to reach you*
*cavalry already killed all your allies, fucked your wife, razed your home to the ground, returned and had lunch*
>that blush
What did she mean by this?
No seriously what was there to blush about?
uncut too
delet this
Maleth kinda looks retarded in some shots too. The models in this game are just inconsistent. Maybe they'll have it fixed but I doubt it
Fags/trannies/fujokeks should be shot in crossfire
Edegard really wants to fuck her sensei
Oh no no no no
I haven't seen a shot where the male looks bad yet. Every shot I've seen so far of the female looks terrible, though
So are the maps really open wastelands like in Valentia? Also did they really take out the weapon triangle like in Valentia? Why did they take the worst elements from Valentia when it wasn't even that successful.
>Respecter of women!!!
Autistic as fuck lmao
PORN WHEN
are they doing remakes of FE4 and FE5 next?
yes, even smashbabbies lost interest in her
Is there a sad Male Byleth portrait?
seteth is a chad
That's right; femleth should just get erased
>I'd absolutely wonder if the LGBT options are actually there for LGBT people, and not just for horny dudes who want to see girl Byleth get it on with Edelgard
>I'm honestly really excited for the possibility of being gay
>gets gay options
>gets mad because Claude and Dimitri aren't included
>reeeee they obviously are just pandering to straight male and not my beautiful homo fantasies!!
Does this tranny have no idea how retarded and ironic they sound?
I hope they add orchestrated Sugiyama music in the next FE game so ERAfags can seethe
Why is Male Byleth Design 100% better than the Female one?
Is it because the artist primarily draws otome or is it because Fates's Protagonist was more popular female?
its something both you and her can relate and bond to
That cake is completely stale.
The real irony is all the faggots and trannies hating Linhardt for being "gay and not as attractive as Dimitri/Claude". I thought it was what was on the inside that counts?
They made an assumption based on a characters appearance, they though Claude and Dmitri were gay just cause they looked, they were wrong and got mega butthurt about it.
For a community all about inclusion and acceptance they are bunch of fickle and shallow pricks.
It's only okay when they do it. It's funny though. They made this game and they still hate it.
March ring
>I don't wat to play as half-naked, outlandishly large-breasted women
So resetera fujotranny just afraid of women with big boobs
>this isn't men
lol typical resetera
She just looks greasy and frumpy and the artist has a need to make all the female protegs in her games bug eyed and soulless.
>4 mov to 5 mov
>Cavalry still takes turns fucking your wife but now 1 less guy can fuck her due to time constraints
>They made this game
pls explain
You see. When gays bitch about games people tell them to fuck off and make their own game.They did. It's called Fire Emblem.
Male Byleth's default expression of not giving a shit is great.
I don't care for her patterned leggings. All black or none at all.
It's funny how crazy Resetera is getting over Leakeranon when they always screech Yea Forums never has leaks. And now they're going crazy about it. Which one of you fags is cross posting there?
You searching logic on a group of people, which are telling that if you chop your own dick off makes you a national hero.
What do you expect?
>not to sound stereotypical but!
>begins to stereotype people
They're completely retarded. Apparently if you like to take care of your hygiene instead of smelling like shit you're gay. I really doubt these people actually support the LGBT. They're mostly just here because they think the game can fulfill their homo fantasies but try to mask themselves by making people think that they're part of the LGBT group.
>likes cooking
>dislikes cleaning
Extremely cursed bio.
That’s pretty good actually.
Double the slow faggot with a hammer/armor slayer/magic.
Still would fug. Body still nice and miniscule pregnancy chances.
Haha sorry bro
His chin is too long, he reminds me of kaiba actually
I never understood why they dont just give armored units high stats in everything but speed and ressitsnce to compensate for their low move. Why is his skill/dexterity under double digits? Unless he has a low base/growth in it?
cursed image
We /kaga balance kino/ now
Can't unsee
>Resetera has threads talking about the leaks an user here did.
>Devolves into bitching about gay romance
>Someone says "Uh can you talk about that in the other thread? This one is for leaks"
>Everyone dogpiles and says romance is relevant to leaks
Can they for one fucking second talk about shit other than romance? anons please tell me why they are so fucking obsessed?
What are these? You can equip more than one accessory too?
Sensei is beautiful
Appealing to homos is a mistake
The moment you do, they get all entitled and start to believe they call all the shots like your typical armchair dev
Because that's all what FE is about now.
Autism
Someone truly beautiful wouldn't dress like a whore
Sensei belongs to Edelgard
Go to bed Dimitri
We know, Edelgard
The funniest thing is they almost never talked about gameplay or battle or story, and some of them even admit that they don't planned to play the game
what is wrong with them
Now post her actual portrait from the game instead of fanart
>Can they for one fucking second talk about shit other than romance?
... are you seriously new to an FE thread?
Everything is political all the time
Use her other outfit
Go to bed, Hubert
We know Hubert.
Hmm, the last Fire Emblem I tried was Path of Radiance.
3 houses is looking cooler the more I see of it, I'm just trying to figure out how I want to do things.
Edelgard and the Blue Lions look the the coolest factions, but Golden Deer might low-key be the most based in the end.
>Teacher dresses up like a student
How bold.
>tfw can't talk about FE with normie friends unless its to poke fun at it being a weird dating sim game
>tfw can't talk about FE with weeb friends unless its about who I want to fuck
>tfw can't talk about FE with online friends unless its to bitch about everything
>cant even migrate to other srpgs because they're all dead and the advance wars fanbase cant do anything but blame FE for their problems
Sometimes I wish I never got curious and touched the fe games. Maybe I'd be happier
s-sensei!!!
>4 speed
What the actual fuck how
It makes Edelgard's naughty bits tingle
pretty sure Dorothea is already a member isn't she? meaning they take teens. so she's mid to late 30s at minimum
I think IS is doing this on purpose. If they had 3 pretty boy gay options, despite them not being Claude or Dimitri, they wouldn't whine as much.
But IS double dipped into these fakefags outrage by putting in:
-2 not so conventionally attractive dudes
-who are nearly double in age of the MC
-1 has a daughterfu who is your student, the other has\had a wife.
It's ingenious. IS gets to put in their real gay rep if they pull it off nicely and collect brownie points. And those fake hoes get their shit kicked in for being shallow AF bitches. IS won't have to owe anything to them after that.
that's just my 2 centa but I hope it happens
Nigga is THE Knightiest knight to ever knight.
He want's to be Barth 2.0
Don't lewd the sensei
where are the tall women
Hold on a minute...you're telling me that romancing men is GAY? Th-that can't be right, can it?
Dorothea joined at age 10, so yeah Manuela could be in her 30s
Because they're too faggots to value gameplay or world building.
Thankfully 3H seems to have much more in common with PoR and RD than the 3DS titles, so now is probably the best time to jump back in.
My cute dragon wife
Yuri is the purest form of love.
She dresses like a slut
Speaking of other SRPG fanbases, whats the tactics ogre/final fantasy tactics group like? What about the countless amount of Nippon Ichi SRPGs?
>whats the tactics ogre/final fantasy tactics group like?
Dead
Edelgard will need to protect sensei from all these horny boys
>I deadass don't know
Is she the tallest girl?
would somebody with relevant experience please fix this image
They aren't faggots because there isn't gay romances. Mark my words if Tactics Ogre or FFT comes out with a new game with dating elements and fag romance it'll devolve the same way FE did.
This.
Necking themselves because nobody wants to date a lanklet piece of shit
>Dislikes: herself
???
>laughable combat
eh? we didn't know anything about gameplay back then. you just mean graphically, or what
Lore question for you guys. Do we have any pictures or game descriptions of the first humans that were chosen to do those blood pacts with the divine dragons? I want to think that somehow Byleth somehow enters a 1st generation pact with Sothis and that is why his hair becomes permanently green later on.
And Edelgard belongs in the gulag.
fuck you
Male Byleth belongs to Edelgard, Female Byleth belongs to Dimitri
Claude can have tranny Byleth or something
Artists are mentally unstable, what else is new
AYO
>when isn't it shit?
2012. it was absolutely one of my favorite little places to post back then
NIS SRPGs are all competent at worst.
If you want a pretty unique take on them, give Phantom Brave a go.
Yeah, I might end up getting a game pass for this and something else.
>manlet afraid of tall women
Graphically, that gif of a bunch of generics just flying into a bunch of other generics and knocking them over like they were bowling pins was made fun of a ton.
That's honestly what I fear for every dead strategy game fanbase. Rather they stay dead then become hollow husk of their former selves.
Fujos told me Claude and Dimitri are in love with each other
How many more people have that trait besides herself and Marianne?
Dimitri just wants to commit genocide and fuck his teacher, he's definitely /ourguy/
at first i thought advance wars not continuing due to lack of romance options was silly, but then alot of the commotion in three houses is romance rather than the strategy
Can't all three just share her?
Fujos talk a whole pile of nonsense
I am going to marry Flayn or Sothis!
oh shit, it's tea time with Linhardt!
>press X to share trenchant insight
>press Y to say "Tell me more!"
>press B for bon mot
Does this look like a slut to you
Fuck 'em
>any of them
>wanting to share
Yes. She probably gets spitroasted by different students every night
I miss them so much bros
Go to bed, Dimitri. It's past your bedtime.
We don’t know the maps how would we know the strategy? AW died for more reasons than just no romance.
Animals have no gods!
And that's a hot thing.
untrue. FemByleth is for Dimitri according to the otomestacies
I love this lil comic.
but it makes me miss hiimdaisy persona
Dorothea‘s canon master class is a Gremory? So much for classing her as a dancer. It makes sense, that red dress does give her an Opera singer feel.
>Persona 4 comic remaining unfinished
>Let's Destroy the Patriots never ever
>no Persona 5 comics at all
fucking why
user I'll be your friend! I like talking about every game in the series
>Ramza's existence itself becomes an act of heresy
Christ the church was insanely dogmatic
Let's be glad instead, she went full SJW years ago.
Not to mention Ryojiventures.
>I'll turn into that crap Persona you never use
lol that makes sense. I was posting it a lot myself.
I normally play these games with animations off after the first couple of hours though, so I was really just doing it to rib the grafics. probably won't have a big effect on my enjoyment
>dat Bernadetta
my WIFE, holy fug I like that outfit.
I assume there's a limit of 1 Dancer?
That's not Dancer, that's Gremory, the female-exclusive magic class.
tumblr. Not even once.
Youtube.com/watch?v=wr_8Hkmps4Q
They fixed her?
>fixed
I thought it was pretty funny
>Dragons enter blood pact with humans
>Chrom in Awakening does Awakening ritual asking to become Naga’s true son.
>This whole time Dragons “adopted” humans into their family as form of earthly immortality once they have to become spirits.
Humans may have carved out and toppled empires through history, but that is because they carry on the legacy of the dragons in their veins.
>Humanity are the Dragon’s chosen people
Beastmen BTFO
Dragon P u s s y
I want to fuck the Pope!
Ultimately, it was the waifufagging and shipping shit that made FE stay alive, it's not a matter of devolving or not, it's simply a choice to live or die.
SRW is the only other SRPG to really live, but that's because they tick a different form of fanservice.
Do we know if you can change gender for NG+? I'd like to save Best Lions for last.
Can we stop this Edelgard is a tyrant meme please
Waifufaggins is one thing because a lot of anime games do that shit. Pandering to faggots is another.
Resetera are either SJW fujos or fake homos. Us actual homos are in love with bara daddy Alois being a gay option.
Imagine not being a Golden Chad
What time do digital switch games go live?
>Seiros was a Human Saint that did a blood packed with Sothis, and regarded her as her mother.
>Seiros slays Nemesis in revenge for slaying her “mother”.
Seems legit.
Mblyat go to sleep
>likes refreshing beverages
>dislikes feeling unwell after too many refreshing beverages
Is that treehouse speak for booze or something?
midnight always similar to ps4
>ywn have sexy kinky female bishop molest you.
Panties
>pandering to faggots
There's no pandering to faggots.
it panders to fujos and yurifags, ultimately about the same group as waifufags. Just because a few retards on resetera thinks they're doing it for them, doesn't mean it's actually for them.
Fuck off you fool
Will she let me smell her used panties
No, leaker already said they discuss booze normally elsewhere it's just that it looks like she wrote in her own entry considering that and Age: Secret
Do preloads unlock at midnight on Thursday? Midnight EST?
Fuck you I want that daddy cock in me.
>school setting
>super skilled swordsman
>absurdly youthful teacher
>ridiculous sword
>dat black armor
>getting inside your students pants
>loli inside his head
This game is pushing all my weeaboottons.
One isn't a student bro.
Wonder if the timeskip will fix Flayn's stupid hair?
Who was able to preorder the limited edition?
I was able to get the Japanese edition when they restocked on Amazon this week
Don't forget that your students leave apples and love letters on your desk.
From Gamestop. Folks where calling customer support with the operators saying the email of being charged on the 19th was a mistake and you'll be billed on Thursday when it ships.
She's probably a Manakete and her hair hides her ears
I'm gonna end up ODing on Christmas cakes at this rate.
Sothis
So was there any explanation for why the graphics are significantly worse than Valkyria Chronicles from 2008?
Me too lad
because it's switch exclusive
I've yet to see even a single hint of stalling or even load times between any transitions, so it could've been a sacrifice for the sake of pacing.
Is it true the game has a fishing tournament?
Because the Switch isn't even as capable as a PS3.
I guess they probably just prioritized handheld mode first
PS3
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