Splatoon

Gold team sucks

Attached: 1560184519180.png (433x378, 141K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KG02Mu0-kRI
youtu.be/UozegrjYztg
youtube.com/watch?v=wRytjitcSbw
youtube.com/watch?v=fNWcciC-8bA
youtube.com/watch?v=M1FpZKiH7ao
youtube.com/watch?v=vAf-lY_sbbE
oatmealdome.me/blog/final-fest-music-schedule/
youtube.com/watch?v=oCuBNdKsWfQ)
youtube.com/watch?v=yaFcaemVodM
youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
splatoon2.ink/,
mynintendostore.nintendo.nl/splatoon-2-final-fest-t-shirt-chaos.html
youtu.be/UX1c7wgAbDA
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyc3PoedbqA
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gLF3PcfjwKo
youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2qOWmKiz0
youtube.com/watch?v=1-K164j-5RQ
youtube.com/watch?v=BGORm3P0F1w
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Chaos chaos

5 MINUTES LEFT

GOLD TEAM RULES!

Attached: 4b7e674e70e0c60ea93d725eb6nigger7d1243b59a7717_full.jpg (184x184, 9K)

Eternal reminder to chaosbros to deny the false paradise of orderfags

Attached: 103DA77C-8D8E-4FFA-97DE-59892D6AB5AA.jpg (456x1024, 131K)

Five minutes to go until the end.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege splatting with you.

Attached: 1504624751692.png (1280x804, 536K)

LEND ORDER YOUR POWERS

Attached: GokuSpiritBombFrieza02.png (1280x718, 876K)

Called it quits. Was getting nothing but Chaos mirror matches. I think I fought maybe 3 Order teams in the last hour. Hopefully my efforts were enough.

Team order victory imminent

Attached: 1561531080051.gif (480x480, 204K)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1538619243476.png (342x296, 136K)

I had fun with everyone.

Attached: 1540205558632.png (593x446, 508K)

Attached: 1515736859329.webm (640x480, 1.81M)

>last game has two Team Chaos players disconnect

Attached: 1561025001141.png (619x800, 642K)

still can't believe they added a straight up gankidama

>poor in spirit
Fucking hell, these mistranslations are so retarded. It is "beggars in spirit", that is a significant difference.

I wonder if it will boot everyone out of the game and update to 5.0.0 in a minute.

The amount of disrespect is a new low

What an underwhelming end
>playing pro
>never broke 1840
>stuck with 1600 teams
>win every time with little effort
at least I got to use the last princess cannon on shifty station

I haven't played a single Splatfest in my life, even if I own Splatoon 1 and played (and enjoyed) it a bit when it released. Why do they stop doing Splatfests? I understand why they did it in Splatoon 1, because people were supposed to get Splatoon 2, but why stop making Splatfests for Splatoon 2? Surely it isn't that much work to just pump out more X or Y questions. Or is there something I'm missing?

ITS OVER

hope you all had fun anons

Attached: done.gif (480x270, 2M)

And it's over!

Good matches everyone. Now all that's left is the crying of Chaos

>Won my last game
Brothers of order
I have a good feeling

Regardless of your team this Splatfest has been truly special. I salute all of you.

Attached: leaving.gif (500x291, 982K)

I won my last game chaos bros

Sorry user I couldn't help myself

what was that new one minute remaining song?

it was beautiful

My final game was a loss, but I popped three squids and nabbed Pearl so it was a win for me.

And now the plaza is so quiet. It's eerie.

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=KG02Mu0-kRI

Attached: chaoschads.jpg (224x272, 14K)

(repost as last thread hit bump limit)
>splatfest ends with 2 connection errors at the start of the match
>1 of them even lowered my power as if it was at all my fault
>could even see other players playing the match as the camera panned across the map but wouldn't put me in for no reason
christ this game has shit networking, P2P in a shooter can fuck off. This is why I basically only play salmon run.

Fucking hell, I just turned my game on to get a few final splatfest matches in.

So, when do we get results?

youtu.be/UozegrjYztg

That was the final boss theme for the Octo Expansion. It's fantastic all around

next rotation

53 mins

post final scores

Attached: Screenshot_2019-07-21-20-05-52-291_com.nintendo.znca.png (720x1440, 866K)

I miss it already bros

Attached: 1c397f72424ee9b92c9f8d65488d6423.png (290x195, 76K)

>using the app
I'd rather hang myself

My guess is Nintendo wants the Splatoon team to focus on other projects or possibly even Splatoon 3. So within two years we've gotten 24 splatfests and an expansion. Besides I'd rather they not form a skeleton crew trying to do Splatfests and shit and not much inbetween like TF2's current situation.

what will we see in 2 hours?

It's time for the feels.

Attached: D__4TlaU8AAn20h.jpg (1280x720, 248K)

it's so quiet at the plaza

my final game was too connection errors. Thanks nintendo.

I just bought the Ballpoint Splatling and tried it in my last few rounds, it feels really fun.
Is the idea to sort of mash shoot after charging to keep it in 'inking mode' or do I always want to keep it at the long-range shooting?

short for inking
long for anything else

Been splatting chaos kiddies all morning. Lolsorandumbfags can't put up a fight.

Makes sense, I suppose. Fair enough.

ooooooo nice wallpaper,

got anymore

Am I a dweeb if I shed some tears over everything ending
I really love this series

Attached: 1521656505387.jpg (842x944, 111K)

Hope you all had fun.

Attached: barren wasteland.png (1280x720, 1.71M)

Same can be said for Everythingischromeinthefuturefags, apparently,.None of them stood a chance, won two 100x battles.

i'm too embarrassed

Did they really end online support for the game, or just stop supporting splatfests?

Attached: hard times.gif (497x373, 489K)

>we never got the Ika Musume costume from the first Splatoon and now never will

Attached: 1535313220467.jpg (540x554, 61K)

Only Splatfests.
Even Splatoon 1 is still perfectly playable online.

Just no more splatfests

>end online support
did it really have any to begin with?

True chaoschads choose Order so they can later destroy it in Splat Tim 3.

Just the splatfests. But my previous pic might as well be a representation of the game since there's nothing to look forward to but autistic japanese players in Ranked Q

You've gotta hand it to them, the jellies are unbelievably fast at tidying up after a Splatfest.

How much clout do you need to get to not be a casul?
Asking for a friend.

started strong but ending with loss after loss
Sorry order

at least i won my first and only 100x to make up for it

i never was much of an addict of Splatoon and i barely played it at all but this time the theme really appealed to me and made me come back for those three days. Been improving a lot and winning a shit-ton of matches. It's a fun game and i hope new things will come soon enough.

also Orderfags will be dragged across the desert , tied by their foreskin to Mad-Max-esque vehicles for the Queen's amusement.

>The plaza now lies eternally quite

my biggest regret is not getting a switch and splatoon 2 when they both first released, I wanted to experience all the splatfests, guess ill wait for splatoon 3 in like 5 years

They even do it for free

>perfectly playable
>only people playing it are cheating modders

I mean you are technically correct but playing Splatoon 1 these days fucking sucks unless you do private matches with nice squids and not public naughty squids.

Attached: 1503165139778.jpg (516x433, 70K)

so... what now?

SMT shitposter here, how long is it usually until we hear the results?

Attached: 1563487716932.jpg (386x343, 36K)

wait for results

It’s just fatigue, everyone overplayed because it’s the last splatfest.
I had to switch to an octobrush because I couldn’t aim anymore

I never got a single 100x, only a lousy 10x which I won by some last minute ink drips. And I played pretty frequently the entire Splatfest. At least my final dozen matches were with a solid crew and we mostly steamrolled the other team.

Attached: melancholy.png (1000x1000, 298K)

Masturbate to Splatoon hentai.

we wait for splatoon 3 and its post apocalyptic anarchic hellhole/dystopian tyranny setting

>Chaosfag recognizes a queen
Oh the irony

Attached: 1526853049294.png (640x797, 132K)

Well fuck it I'm hooking up the Wii U to play some ordinary Splatoon and gonna listen to this good shit until the results

youtube.com/watch?v=wRytjitcSbw
youtube.com/watch?v=fNWcciC-8bA

Attached: 1431463247301.png (336x389, 212K)

imagine being a lawfag

Attached: 1536879169348.jpg (328x639, 79K)

I personally hope Nintendo does a surprise Splatfest before Splatoon 3 drops because it will be a long ass wait and I don't want the franchise to wither.

That would completely nullify this hell of a finale tho

I think having a small seasonal Splatfest every 3 months would be better than this long dry period between Splatoon 2 and 3. I do understand Nintendo wants to end them on a high note though. Apparently S3 isn't in development yet so this is gonna be a painfully long wait, though that might mean Chaos vs. Order will have a lot more weight than Callie vs. Marie.

imagine being a disgusting chaosnigger AND an octonigger at the same time
like what the fuck is wrong with you

also results when

Attached: 439776E0-1270-4059-9F03-C2430B1BCA9A.jpg (638x597, 97K)

Really slipped in those last two rotations. Guess I got tired. Rest of my splatfest was pretty damn good.
Ended with like 470k in pro and 315k in normal.

Attached: stats2.png (419x432, 271K)

Gonna go cook two steaks and eat them both.

Reminder that Neutral will inevitably win in 3. Both order and chaos will spiral out of control.

Attached: He's_done_it.png (223x572, 94K)

True. Maybe a spin off game in the same universe then. This was fantastic as far as splatfests go

Did you see how fucking big her megaphone is?
niggas might be wild but they arent gonna fuck with that

It still hurts. I absolutely adored that costume.

>not using the app
Hope you enjoy missing out on clothes

Yes, true neutrality. The long conflict will end, never to begin again.

Attached: 1550185718571.png (512x512, 176K)

Attached: 1535214701032.gif (496x277, 1.06M)

Who do we think won it? I had quite a bit of success in chaos but I'm worried to many people picked it and ended up skewing wins in favor of order cause of mirror matches.

how long until the splashback gets released?

This makes me think, how long is switch expected to last?
Will it be Nintendo’s 9th gen console with a “pro” revision or do we expect a new one in 3 years?
Seems kinda strange to stop making splatfests this soon into the console’s life if 3 will be on a different console, especially since I can’t imagine splatfests take a lot of effort, and splatoon 2 in’s super popular and keeps selling like crazy.

The wait is already making me anxious.

Attached: superfloppymufn.jpg (768x768, 198K)

>chaos wins
>suddenly salmonides on the plaza

ORDERBABBIES END TONIGHT

Attached: 1425505172558.jpg (210x175, 22K)

fug forget link
youtube.com/watch?v=M1FpZKiH7ao

They bring back old splatfests starring Callie and Marie.
God I wish.

I almost did too

Still miss this modern classic.

youtube.com/watch?v=vAf-lY_sbbE

They'll be keeping balance updates for a while. It'll still have a long life cycle, but keep in mind, the team behind it is working on Animal Crossing at the moment.

should I even bother to do the adventure mode and octo expansion at this point?

Splatoon 3 on the Switch pro hopefully.

you can get those clothes through the news feed on the switch itself. There's no need to use the app for that.

Small inkling that chaos might win because on what other people here were saying but who knows.
Chaos absolutely won popularity though.

yes!

>you can get those clothes through the news feed on the switch itself
Except you can't.

Breeze through the adventure mode just to enjoy the plot and the finale, it's not that good gameplay wise.
But play all of Octo Expansion, it is amazing

I really don't want peal and her sex slave to break up

Attached: 1563591429948m.jpg (1024x738, 110K)

No because the console doesn't have a achievements so therte is no point. If they had miiverse and you could unlock stamps for it I would tell you to go ahead but since they don't there is no reason.

Adventure Mode, if you want. Octo Expansion, yes.

Prepare your reaction images

Wasn’t the entire point of clout to fix mirror matches screwing things up?

Newfag here, what were the names of the tracks that played during this Splatfest?

Attached: 01.jpg (301x269, 76K)

Octo Expansion in particular is fantastic and quite challenging. Adventure mode is a little easy but still fun.

>Did they really end online support for the game,
Where are you fucking retards coming from?

So here's a question for everyone:
Instead of asking for more Splatfests in 2, what would you like to see content and Splatfest wise in 3?

>tfw 200k clout in pro and normal matches
feels good to be a contributing octo

Attached: 1563431020038.png (800x1000, 458K)

Kys cheevo fag

you actually can. like I said they show up in the news feed, you just have to launch the game from there

oatmealdome.me/blog/final-fest-music-schedule/

spicy calamari inkantation and fly octo fly

>No because the console doesn't have a achievements
Kill yourself immediately.

no more peer 2 peer fucking PLEASE

I really wish other games did something like splatfests. it makes them feel more alive and special

The winning team would most likely be the good guys, similar to how the loser of Splat1's final splatfest was kidnapped.

New Band,2 girls and one dude
New Races
New outfits

Yeah, woke up and tried to squeeze a few more matches in for order, only won one out of the three I got to play.

Octo-tier Single Player
Expanded-upon Rhythm Minigame
Completely reworked ability system
Splatfests are fine the way they are

More fucking shit for Salmon Run. We got left dry hard for content there while the pvp got good updates

Definitely better than the usual double xp weekends shooters usually do

those aren't the clothes he's talking about. the store on the app sells clothes with unconventional primary abilities

App provides Splatnet ordering which gives clothes with different main abilities than is available in-game.
So if you want your favourite inksaver main hat with full pure swimspeed abilities instead, Splatnet is where to start.

Team splatmatch where you focus in splatting the enemies rather than go for an objective to ink turfs

Adding new idols will just bloat the character roster.
I vote we keep the four we have, and have them rotate with random pairings for 3.

Attached: idolcudl.jpg (1889x1062, 311K)

results when

Tri-Explosher

That would be the predictable outcome, nintendo is smarter than that.

New salmon modes
Squid kids and octolings exploring new areas of human civilization
FUCKING CLOUD SAVES
ACTUAL FUCKING SERVERS

literally who cares, you can get those abilities on other clothes easily

MPU is out of the game and all updates forever, if anyone on the dev team suggests bringing it back CUT OFF THEIR FUCKING HANDS

>Splatfests are fine the way they are
nah splatfest matchmaking needs a complete rework

>Not being fashion fresh

Why bother playing at all?

Yes, you retard. You bought DLC that you're not even going to touch for God knows what reason?

user, the clothes available on the app aren't available anywhere else. And I don't know why you even brought up the news feed clothes because they're not on the app.

Pro is pretty good but throwing uncoordinated randoms against meta minded folks on discord is faggy

Anyone get 100x matches? Post your checks

minus 5 wins and 4 losses for non splatfest matches

Attached: Screenshot_20190721-053336.png (1171x2048, 1.81M)

17 victories
10 losses

one of the victories was a x10 game though

>splatfest wise
mechs vs kaijus
tea vs coffee
mario vs luigi

new idols are a given, seems like the pattern will be old idols star in the next game's campaign and the new idols take their place in the news.

honestly just more variety for splatfests modes, 3 days of nothing but turf war sucks

>That Marie
Die you degenerate Barneyfag

>The 2 sides are Callie and Marie vs Pearl and Marina
>Splatfests with have 2 sides, but 4 groups you can pick from
>Splatfest matches will have the 4 teams at once, but the winner will solely be the team with the most turf, instead of combining the pairs

>user, the clothes available on the app aren't available anywhere else.
which ones are those?

I'm willing to bet Salmonids are the bad guys next time. Grizz could have a bigger role too.

Find a better solution for Splatfest mirror matches, those suck ass and feel like a waste of time. Nothing worse than ending a Splatfest on a mirror match.

We need a cute male idol for Splatoon 3.

Attached: 132978877586.gif (231x210, 1.13M)

i want salmon run to make a return in splat 3, this time with endless mode and solo mode.

We need a cute salmonid idol for 3

2 games aren't enough to infer a pattern they might aswell just keep these since they are so popular

>mario vs luigi
I'm surprised that hasn't happened already.

Attached: ED40234B-39B7-44F7-922A-C39A67F140E8.png (1536x2048, 2.72M)

But I need it to make my Explosher shot trails to be thick.

we need a cute femboy idol in 3

Maybe you should check the app.

putting a male idol would just create completely one-sided Splatfests.

I bet Nintendo is afraid of having Luigi win the popularity vote.

>solo mode
have sex

you also need to think of the lore bro, the news gig is for smaller time idols.

Some other mobility mechanic. Easiest one to pull out of my ass is the ability to jump off of walls out of the paint like they used to have in prototype versions of Splatoon.
A full band instead of idols. Splatoon has so many interesting designs that deserve more spotlight. Means you can have different people or different amounts of people on each side of each splatfest, too.
Reworked ability system like the other user said.
A player home, maybe.
Maybe splatfests should throw in some of the ranked modes in the mix. Just have every splatfest also feature one mode from ranked rather than it just being a 24 hour turf war fest. Would spice things up, introduce new players or players who shy away from ranked to these modes, and allow some stress-free practice and experimental time to people who already play ranked.

We need a cute Anemone idol for Splatoon 3
It's because anyone would vote Luigi, he's far more popular since Mario has no personality due to self-insertitis

Attached: glenna.jpg (455x609, 71K)

>tea vs coffee
think of the consequences user

how about no

And the usual Off the Hook songs plus Shark Bytes (youtube.com/watch?v=oCuBNdKsWfQ) for the first 24 hours.

>tea vs coffee
I could swear they did this in splatoon 1, maybe it was a euro splatfest only or something

CAWFEE NIGGAS REPRESENT
youtube.com/watch?v=yaFcaemVodM

Splashdown but it travels horizontally instead of vertically and only stops when you hit a wall or go out of bounds killing yourself.

Problem with ranked modes in Splatfest is that you would often get completely clueless players on your team, at least in Ranked you stop seeing them after going up a rank or two.

This is the true meaning of moeblob

Not if it's a cute femboy idol.
This guy gets it. I like you.

Are you ok?

whoops, clicked the wrong one, meant

splat 1 was orange and blue
splat 2 is pink and green
what will splat 3's color scheme be?

Salmonid expansion where you dive into the ocean and genocide the bastards

AAAAAAAAAHH YOU KNOW WHAT IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

Better and more customization. I wanna have actual pants. Maybe stuff like gloves and accessories too.

>idol colours in splatoon 1 were pink (callie) and green (marie)
>idol colours in splatoon 2 are pink (pearl) and green (marina)
it's pink and green again

orange and green

Gold and silver.

cum and piss color

Yellow and purple for sure.

About to buy the Ocoto Expansion since it's on sale on the EU eshop. Redpill me on the lore, I didn't play Splatoon 1, and only did half of the Splatoon 2 solo (will finish it soon). What did I miss storywise?

Attached: DESU -MO.jpg (606x513, 72K)

I'm going to miss this game so much guys.

Results when?

You don't genocide your cattle.

Attached: berry squids.jpg (2048x1440, 582K)

So what kind of dumb question could they ask for a splatfest that would end up getting really heated discussions like pulp vs no pulp did?
what consequences would those be

they actually haven't done this yet which is weird. you might be think of the Jap milk tea vs lemon tea.

>oh well lets play some ranked
>clam blitz

Attached: 1561335718894.jpg (1024x1024, 80K)

You're probably thinking of Japan's tea one. Also looking that up I saw that they had squid v octo in 1 as well.

i dont know why but it reminded me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Not much really.

It's still here, you retard.

That is the reason I almost never play ranked, fuck clams

wario and waluigi inklings

On regular days, I want the stage selection to be 3. 2 stages rotating every 2 hours is a bit shitty, besides I feel like I always end up playing the same stages when I play on the evening after work, how does their rotation even work. There are regular stages I basically never ever played, or only during Splatfests

Finally booted it up. And holy fuck do I miss this place

Attached: sp1.jpg (1210x863, 1.04M)

>What did I miss storywise?
Octo Expansion involves another character and the player character from the first game's campaign.

Black and white seems like the most obvious but they're never gonna do that

I can't help but feel upset that I'm not going to be able to experience splatfests again for a while. I missed the entirety of Splatoon 1 and only played a handful of the first few splatfests of 2, but experiencing the energy of this last one along with the banter and shitposting to and from orderfags and chaosfags, I really enjoyed this weekend, and it's gonna be sad not being able to experience it again.
I actually wept a bit when it was over. I'll miss you guys.

Attached: file.png (850x1209, 682K)

There was a battle between the player character of Splatoon 1 and DJ Octavio along with a song by the Squid Sisters which sets the events of Octo Expansion in motion. It's unrelated to the Splatoon 2 solo mode.

I miss the Miiverse drawings.

And the better idols

Attached: sp2.jpg (1613x1152, 1.13M)

I've been waiting for a multiplier match since the first day, after 100k clout I finally got a x10
I lost it.Sorry Chaosbros

Attached: 1530186633390.png (1893x1629, 921K)

That could be solved by simply giving a more hands-on tutorial for the modes. Can just be a short one where it plops you on a map with the objective in front of you and some brief text explaining what's what. Offer it to everyone who is player the mode for the first time.
There's already text tutorials for each of the modes, but doing is worth more than reading.

You're not far off actually. The splatoon colour choices so far have been complementary, much like Mario/Luigi and Wario/Waluigi are complimentary colours.

>tea vs coffee
More like Coffee vs Coffee with Milk

Attached: Strawberry or vanilla.jpg (1920x1080, 308K)

High tide meant humans extinguished, sea creatures evolved and inhabited the land.
Octolings and Inklings lived peacefully, but eventually war ensued, Inklings guided by cap, Cuttlefish won and Octolings lead by Octavo lost
In the Splatoon main mode, you become an agent for Cap Cuttlefish (Who is Callie and Marie's grandpa) named as Agent 3, to suppress the rise of the octarians army, made by Octavo by cutting his tentacles who would become sentient, you win and splat some Elite Octolings on the way.

That is more or less everything you need to know for the Octo Expansion

too lazy to get a pic but i was between 35-15 and 42-8 the entire fest. most of the losses being to japanese chaos dittos
>Is the idea to sort of mash shoot after charging to keep it in 'inking mode'
yes, should typically be doing that unless you're trying to hit someone who is obviously further away
>or do I always want to keep it at the long-range shooting?
only if you're trying to hold an area down from an active threat

I know these will never become Splatfests, but
>Crips vs Bloods
>Fat Man vs Little Boy
>Steel Beams vs Jet Fuel
>Commies vs Nazis
>Israel vs Palestine
>Marriage vs One-Night-Stands
>The 2024 US candidates vs each other

>who is player
playing*

Attached: 67900767_p0.jpg (1677x2551, 1000K)

Would never happen but a Splatfest Tournament going off Pokemon Types.

What do they even announce anymore? i assume rotations are just put in automatically?

>Steel Beams vs Jet Fuel
Top stuff user.

FUCK I WALKED INTO THE WEAPON SHOP AND SHELDON WON'T STFU

Fuck you Pearl is da best

Attached: pulp_pearl.jpg (794x572, 118K)

Off the Hook are way better than the Squid Sisters in every department.

I guess. They just announced the current stages are Moray Towers and Ancho V

Nah

Attached: photo_2015-08-07_17-39-50.jpg (1000x868, 99K)

The only people who like pulp are fucking crazy

A "salmonid-invasion," where stages that are by a body of water (like Camp Triggerfish, Manta Maria) become salmon run stages, and you can play either a 4player shift or with EIGHT players, and of course with 8 players theres a lot more salmonids

This was my first splatfest and my last splatfest since I just got a switch recently. Out of any multiplayer game I have ever played I had never experienced so much fun or stress. This game is great and the sheer amount of shitposting as a result of it was just icing on the cake. It was fun splatting with you bros.

pfffthahahaha
Expect 5 or 6 more minutes of that horseshoe crab yammering.

Attached: 1557620940213.gif (316x306, 1.05M)

Or maybe we prefer actual fruit juice over powered water
>t. Florida Man

>one hour after the splatfest
>no results

>Drinking fruit shit in the first place

Attached: smugwasshi.png (425x389, 168K)

>powered water
Look at this retard

One more hour, brother.

According to splatoon2.ink/, we should get the results in an hour.

>Morphing stages/modes

Attached: 1218051590098.jpg (249x251, 17K)

dont worry bud, I got three 10x battles and won every single one

woomy

Nintendo should make that website official

Looks like the next Salmon Run starts then, too. Makes sense.

>implying denying law means chaos
Neutralfag life is the only way!

Which teams did you represent, anons?
>mayofag
>invisifag
>frontrollfag
>saltfag
>Raphfag
>pulpfag
>squidfag
>relaxfag
>retrofag
>trickfag
>wafflefag
>chaosfag

Nah the whites were right

I legitimately thought it was until you pointed it out

Attached: FUUUUUUUTURE.webm (1280x720, 563K)

>Muh neutrol
Fuck off indecisive faggot

To understand you don't have to risk being raped every day but not have to be brainwashed either isn't being indecisive, it's simply not thinking in absolutes

kek

>it's simply not thinking
I think I understand now

Is it worth spending the 25 eurobucks on the splatfest tee

Took me a second

Attached: 1544108008593.jpg (1200x1200, 124K)

>indecisive
Based retard, I decided to fuck over both sides, eat shit.

FUCK YEAH!

Maybe Splatoon 2 will get a paid multiplayer Expansion pack? It would make sense. I can only see Splatoon 3 for the next console, so not soon. But a bigass DLC, now that's a possibility.

That's the entire point of splatfests you fence sitting ninny!

Icecreamfag
Ketchupfag
Invisibilityfag
Vampirefag
Scififag
Sockfag
Actionfag
Moneyfag
Eggfag
Baseballfag
Leofag
Donniefag
No-pulpfag
Squidfag
Forkchad
Modernfag
Trickfag
Salsafag
Villainfag
Famfag
Wafflefag
Knightfag
Tortoisefag
Timefag
Unifag
Chaosfag

Yeah and which side was neutrol in this splatfest huh?

I thought we weren't discussing the splatfest in particular but the usual Law vs Chaos argument

Nintendo don't usually make multiplayer DLC, they prefer to do free updates instead.
MK8 was one of the few exceptions.

What? Are you telling me you can keep the shirt?

This wasn’t intentional I swear

Attached: E0827498-A458-43E6-B76A-B0507138D38C.jpg (750x860, 626K)

>Which of these two do you pick
>UHHHH NEITHER

pretty much this but
mayofag
pancakefag
and teleportfag

Attached: 1548806947495.png (489x500, 179K)

not ingame user, the shirt you can get on the my nintnedo shop

mynintendostore.nintendo.nl/splatoon-2-final-fest-t-shirt-chaos.html

Ability to queue up with friends in non-ranked mode.

Hoy
Try around 10 this is a worldwide Splatfest

remember, chaos fags get the helmet of mind break

>Save Itfag
>Herofag
>Famfag
>Pancakefag
>Wizardfag
>Tortoisefag
>Teleportationfag
>Grown-Upfag
>Orderfag

Attached: tumblr_ohsy5pm2We1uvqq1po1_1280.jpg (1019x1386, 408K)

am or pm

Tony K is where it's at.

Attached: 44695287_324189915072492_8608257395431497320_n[1].jpg (730x730, 53K)

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being slight for fetish and 10 being diapers, how weird would it be to buy your gf that so you can fuck her while she’s wearing it?

Usually its in about 30 mins from now, but it could take additional time being global and all that.

Does the Nintendo App not work on rooted phones or what?

If it was sexy, around a 3. With context, more like a strong 7, light 8. Just buy it for her and fuck her while she's wearing it without telling her.

I wanted Order to win, but they really shit the bed. There's no excuse for this.

Attached: file.jpg (680x383, 72K)

reminder that for every x100 Chaos win there's gonna be a x100 Order win somewhere around the corner. my news ticker was loaded with Order wins.

Well damn it took awhile but I got out.

Anyways forget Pearl's Princess Cannon. I have my own here! Also yes everybody is a rank 50 Japanese player even in regular battle

Attached: killer wail.jpg (1613x1019, 531K)

>Mario VS Luigi
Yes
They need nothing but complete nukes fanbase wise
Squids vs Octos was fucking insane and I want to see that momentum continue
Unlike stupid shit like Spoon vs forks

We need shit like
Bikes vs Skateboards
Mermaids vs Pixies
Tea vs Lemonade
Beach vs Snow
Blondes vs Brunettes

It crash on purpose if the app detects root, just use magisk manager and hide it from the root

The ticker only shows your team.
3 goobers and a bambi, though.

Purple and green
Thanks Doc

goofy goobers

>3 gootubers
what

sometimes dumb things nuke the fanbase. Peopl still get upset at the pulp debate for example.

Sneed vs Chuck

Attached: 1438687379575.jpg (693x663, 60K)

>Completely missed it like a retard
Yeah that about sums up my splatoon 2 experience. I missed every single fucking splatfest except for the mayo and ketchup one or whatever it was. Fuck me I guess there is always splatoon 3.

It’s ok dude I won 2 10x back to back

around a 5 I'd think

You didn't miss out on that much. The map wasn't even that good.

CIA vs Big Guy

>Herofag
>Famfag
>Teleportfag
>Chaosfag

You faggots should be killed.

Cause pulpfags are just wrong and are cheating faggots

You missed out big time, the final Shifty Station was fucking kino.

where is this screenshot taken from?
never seen that screen before

I’m so nervous and excited

Pulp is objectively disgusting, pulpfags need to eliminate themselves from existence

The kiosk where you select a Splatfest team.

Gg mates. Was fun getting shit on by Team Chaos. I had to fucking carry a lot while being DAMN sick

>Tfw never picked the winning side of a Splatfest to Spla2n lol

It's okay though. Thanks to everyone who participated

Attached: Screenshot_20190721-063916.jpg (1080x2160, 1.13M)

From the voting station.
>this fag didn't take screenshots when he won 10x battles

Wrong. Getting the voice cannon last min and pushing for an 80%+ win was orgasmic.

>Pulp is objectively disgusting
Found the tangfaggot

Attached: 1560926320837.gif (355x370, 222K)

It never happened Order got the summon to me, do they summon Pearl the same?

>can't handle some fruit in his juice

Attached: 1477022805707.jpg (900x717, 84K)

>nopulpfags can’t swallow defeat
Pottery

It's gimmick that lasts for less than 5% of the game, and the map itself was just a boring open field.

Because no pulp degenerates belong on a cross

I had no idea it showed shit on it and now it's too late. Fuck..I even won two 100x battles a couple splatfests ago.

Attached: 1550939291070.png (724x720, 638K)

14 MINUTES LEFT

TICK TOCK, ORDERFAGS

Why not just eat the fruit instead of drinking that shit?
Pulp is objectively disgusting

Nah. The tactics that it brought with vying for control of the center and strategically using/routing/predicting enemy movements with the bombs made this stage endlessly more fun than any previous map.

Butts!

Attached: calbuute.png (827x1169, 694K)

This message has been provided by Chaos Gang

Attached: A38C1616-0467-4BEB-997E-39CEE9001A87.jpg (448x1024, 52K)

Everyone post lewds

Attached: 44b01f62d00b401e355f364de7988deb.jpg (700x930, 129K)

Ok!

Attached: C413727A-3595-4EA9-971D-D3A55D25847B.jpg (850x601, 170K)

No
just butts

Attached: the B U T T E.jpg (2048x1990, 834K)

the final shifty station was superb, but for me matchmaking in this splatfest was an absolute travesty, probably the worst it's ever been

It's no different than Turf War on any other map, except there's a Wail around the last minute.

>probably the worst it's ever been
Honestly, it wasn't a shocker. Like i said before. we've got people coming out the woodwork who either don't usually play or haven't played in forever.

Attached: coverwoomy.png (500x750, 370K)

7 and the results are actually a tie

8 MINUTES MAY BEST GIRL WIN

Attached: Ordergasm.png (964x651, 397K)

Attached: 1491370776139.jpg (1080x1080, 461K)

HOLY FUCK

Attached: dedede.jpg (164x152, 28K)

I don't mean just shitters being on your team, I mean actual errors out the ass and matchmaking taking an unreasonably long time just to put me in chaos vs chaos yet again.
oh shit I hope this happens now

It's coming lads
youtu.be/UX1c7wgAbDA
How did they make a mashup of three songs sound so good

Attached: 1507966240385.jpg (7128x7628, 1.72M)

F
I
V
E

M
I
N
U
T
E
S

are you winnin user?

I'm inpatient

Attached: DGjOdncXgAMvpbv.jpg (640x445, 26K)

That just might be due to congestion
But it's one of the most mediocre tracks in the game.

I've seen multiple tickers for the opposite team so I definitely don't think that's true.

JUDGEMENT DAY IS UPON US
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyc3PoedbqA

Attached: DAE11BC9-D477-4BC6-85BB-4A818E7276E5.jpg (1804x1176, 429K)

>Those conflicting voices with the Octavio theme busting in
>Mediocre
You're just a shitter

Attached: 1509057098778.png (300x300, 60K)

Personally I want more gimmicks like that.
Also stuff like Salmonoid invasion
Where they’re inked turf doesn’t cut for anyone.
Big ink cleaners come out at the minute and a half mark and you try to lead it to your enemy’s base
Secret objective
break 50 creates
Stand next to an opponent without firing for 10 seconds
Break a roller ball
Kill with a sprinkler
Win without sub weapons
Win only using sub weapons
No swimming

Are we gonna make it Chaosbros? I did my best.

Attached: 1514761283717.jpg (337x336, 25K)

1 MINUTE LEFT

Attached: HYPE LEVELS MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.gif (540x300, 364K)

Attached: FOR YOUR INFORMATION.png (845x575, 711K)

1 MINUTTTEEEEE

Attached: 1556662751757.jpg (492x647, 42K)

Holy fuck.

Attached: 3BF3AA1E-2B00-4602-8D83-3A8BC229DAD6.jpg (1080x1920, 266K)

Fuck it I know it's early but we did it Chaosbros.
We won.

AND THE WINNER IS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1518903574695.jpg (236x290, 31K)

I'm going to die

ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: squibposting.gif (568x403, 64K)

CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!

GOD DAMMIT

Attached: 1500841899745.png (352x371, 169K)

CHAOS CHAOS


I CAN DO ANYTHING

CHAOS CHADS RISE UP POST VICTORY THEMES
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gLF3PcfjwKo

Attached: 16603468-595E-4C0D-A3DD-F866A9C62C64.jpg (1557x2000, 244K)

ORDERFAGS COMPLETELY DESTROYED

3 AND 0
ORDERFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

Attached: 1494800724999.png (327x316, 211K)

Damn

CHAOSBROS UNITE

Attached: 1532791369226.gif (88x128, 103K)

ORDER BTFO thanks for carrying me fellow chaosbros I fucking suck at the game

CHAAAOOOSBROOOOSSS WE DID IT

NINTENDO RIGGED THE RESULTS

YEAH BOI
NEW THREAD THEME IS GO

youtube.com/watch?v=Zf2qOWmKiz0

Attached: jervil.png (1200x1200, 135K)

CHAOS!
GOOD JOB CHAOS BROS!

Attached: 24E60DBC-5EAC-4A2C-89CB-E995FE5304A7.gif (326x261, 372K)

So, how is Chaos going to impact Splatoon 3 in several years?

LET'S FUCKING GO

Attached: 1550478514792.png (1051x791, 231K)

MARIEFAGS BTFO

Attached: 4F6EB675-A6D1-4399-9782-6C5B5DA706B5.jpg (2024x1200, 250K)

imagine being team order right now

>destroyed
>barely a 2% difference on both wins

CALLIE VULT!

Attached: Imperial Callie.png (299x278, 215K)

WOOHOOOOOOO

Attached: 1563257919064.png (1900x1800, 1.85M)

AYYY YO CHAOS CHADS WIN

>3 - 0
>not destroyed

WE DID IT BOYS

>orderfags already doing damage control

>calliefags STILL grasping at any straw they can
Face it, she already lost the waifu war.

Whatever you can tell yourself to make the 3-0 sweep hurt less.

PEARL LOVES MARINA

IT'S CANON

ONE MORE COD REJECTED

A wins a win OrderCuck

Attached: 35CF9AF3-1FAE-48B7-8C68-253CDE130687.jpg (200x233, 23K)

I FOUGHT FOR MY MUFFIN
I FOUGHT FOR HER AND TODAY COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE BEAUTIFUL

Attached: handhold the muffin.jpg (384x542, 47K)

>chaos everywhere, thus ending up in the rising of a clean totalitarian government
Orderbros will win in the end.

Cope

boring wasteland #10000

Where are you orderfags?
It's time for you to apologize to your masters and accept defeat.

Attached: 1537896607863.png (695x695, 217K)

ORDERFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

I was expecting something more dramatic 2bh

3 - 0

M O T H E R F U C K E R S

Attached: cod.png (430x630, 11K)

NONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCKFUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY 100X WIN AND 4 10X WINS MEAN NOTHING 3-0 ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Attached: 1450220678156.jpg (350x229, 15K)

We've done her proud, fellow soldier

Attached: __aori_splatoon_and_splatoon_1_drawn_by_puchiman__3aae8e11d93bc370d4b2d2dbe65a77e3.jpg (1446x1446, 212K)

CHAOS REIGNS

Attached: 1562984499226.png (1078x1426, 714K)

You can love someone as a friend ya know. Love doesnt always mean romantic love.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Attached: yotsubato_68_26_crop_249x168.jpg (249x168, 39K)

I CAN DO ANYTHING
CHOAS FOREVER

Attached: 02A1160B-E47F-4511-9F40-8769AE77B4A3.gif (300x367, 162K)

I HOPE YOU LIKE SERVING THE SALMON IN SPLAT 3 LIKE THE DISEASE CARRYING RODENTS YOU CHAOSFAGS ARE

Attached: 1443601953977.png (275x213, 127K)

Attached: S2A.png (856x476, 1.56M)

Hooray it's finally over

WE ARE THE. CHAMPIONS MY FRIEND

Attached: Freddie_Mercury-0.jpg (1024x1023, 92K)

>lawcucks

Attached: Just Chaos things.png (633x572, 769K)

based calliefags, our redemption arc is finally complete

You did buy the winner shirt, right?

Attached: splat-cropped.900x.jpg (900x506, 118K)

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK FUCK FUCK FICK FUCK FJUCK FUCK NOOKOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BEHAPPENING FUCK FUCK FUCK

>chaos
>masters
you'll fall before the orderfags

hope Chaos bros enjoy their generic mad max apocalypse Splatoon 3 when Order is gonna be forced to bring it back in check

Attached: 1552500315363.jpg (448x560, 47K)

PIC RELATED user IS A FAGOOT
PIC RELATED user IS A FAGOOT
PIC RELATED SUCKS AALLLLLLL THE COCKS

Attached: CBAA0649-4666-4DA5-B9EF-436DFDA203B9.jpg (750x423, 75K)

LMAO ORDER GET FUCKED

>Splatfests may be coming to an end, but Off the Hook is just getting started


What did pearl mean by this, lads

SEETHING

Oh goodie, a boring, shitty desert is gonna be the setting for Splatoon 3.

Attached: 1495066150558.png (598x782, 458K)

God damn it.

Attached: 1553279040045.png (540x540, 112K)

DON’T YOU MEAN...
THE CHAOS EGGS?!?

Attached: B99BFE4C-C4E3-438C-9862-087959E40839.jpg (750x538, 58K)

>implying order wouldn't have been a more generic result
mad max salmon run will be dope as hell nigga

Try again.
The best thing about Splatfest being over is the fags trying to force an outrage won't be around again until next game. Dogs & Cats and Callie & Marie were the only genuine ones.

Attached: file.png (397x835, 366K)

I enjoy my seafood SALTY

It means they'll be back in 3

I’d do anything for the muffin
Fucking up order fags was just a bonus

Attached: A62BAF16-FBC8-4FF5-9594-6AF6F821B8A0.jpg (650x540, 95K)

cope and seethe

Attached: 1558744811506.gif (800x430, 897K)

cope

Marina cries and says she's so happy.

Pearl meant that romantically. It's not big news, it's been suspected since the end of Octo Expansion where Marina glomps her, but it's confirmation that the two are in love.

We did it, Octavio...we did it.

fuck this shit

>Mariefags so cocky they would win that they pretend none of this mattered
What happened to “btfoing Calliefags again” attitude you had originally?

Attached: CHAOOOS_CONTROL.png (1280x720, 1.32M)

Damn right

Attached: muffin8.png (900x1178, 437K)

No one's trying to force an outrage.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=1-K164j-5RQ

Attached: 1512507983081.jpg (960x960, 87K)

She is happy that the band isnt breaking up. Its like finding out that your best friend who is moving. Is only moving down the block.

Reminder, this wasn't a Callie splatfest.

Attached: file.jpg (1131x707, 128K)

I SPENT 3 DAYS GRINDING CLOUT
I GUESS I JUST WASN'T AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO SKIP SLEEPING LIKE CHAOS FAGS

Attached: 1502051923226.jpg (480x363, 14K)

mfw 0-2 on Final Fests

Attached: 1562711537672.jpg (319x541, 82K)

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE SPLATFEST
WHERE IS MY 5.0.0 UPDATE NOGAMI FIX YOUR GAME

Who /TeamMarie/ and /TeamChaos/ here? Feels good to win two games in a row

Attached: 1505303536754.jpg (810x1080, 221K)

easy
go masturbate to your ugly order bitch

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA

Attached: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.jpg (367x451, 30K)

FOR WARMISTRESS PEARL WE CLAIM VICTORY!!!
SPLAT FOR THE SPLAT GOD
WOOMY UNDIVIDED

Didn't buy either, but I got those kino posters.

I was drowned in happiness that I won the last 10x match in the last 5 minutes. NOW IT'S RUINED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Attached: 1448754771592.jpg (399x388, 26K)

Impressive

Attached: 1416930090484.jpg (590x322, 212K)

I can't believe this midget curbstomped Marina at every splatfest, not even Marie could stop her domination.

Attached: 1559802592318.jpg (949x1269, 116K)

I'm glad we get to keep our freewill, but I would've preferred a Sci-Fi theme to a wasteland.

ok now what

There's plenty of falseflags in this thread trying to make it sound like orderfags are mad. It's not going to happen again, stop trying to make it sound like Splatfest results matter.

>SMT posting stays

Attached: 315E952A-9857-40C0-8FD6-1464A2CBBAB4.gif (450x338, 402K)

Was is ever REALLY in question? Lawfaggotry is not only less popular, but only LITERAL braindead faggots choose the alignment since it always resorts to “dude lets lobotomies everyone lmao”

Absolutely

mfw 2-0 on final fests

seethe, it's gonna be shit and deep down you know this too.

user, being friends doesn’t confirm you are homosexual for each other.

I couldn’t but I’ll get the posters

>W-WE WON THE OLD SPLATFEST SHUT UP
Face it your overrated waifu and her “””mommy””” pal got blown the fuck out
C
O
P
E

>Picked team Callie
>Picked team Order

Attached: 1551632426514.jpg (712x528, 44K)

No, there are people having fun with the results that have just been posted 10 minutes ago. It'll die down in a day.

>lawfags lost again
whats new

>NOOOOOOO I NEED TO OBEY MY SLEEP SCHEDULE ORDERBROS
>CHADOS ARE CHEATING REEEEEEEEEEE
get cucked, wagie

>W-WE WON THIS SPLATFEST THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

Making arrangements to assassinate Pearl

Attached: projared.jpg (720x595, 33K)

SEETHING

Post yfw you're not an orderfag

Attached: 1522592247504.jpg (397x263, 39K)

well done fellow chaosbros!

Attached: 2019072013351400-CBA841B50A92A904E313AE06DF4EF71A.jpg (1280x720, 336K)

>betraying Marie
kys, retard

I call bullshit, that's rigged as hell
Nintendo already had plans, nothing of that matterd

Attached: walter.png (299x392, 93K)

Face it, Ordercucks. Chaos brings a phethora of interesting consequences and themes for Inkopolis. It gives room for an even bigger threat than the human canon sending Inkopolis to ruin.

I made sure to play extra-hard for team chaos because I actually wanted a good game. You should too.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

Attached: 1563595361095.jpg (914x514, 127K)

>I won for my muffin and I got her quads

Attached: happynyoom.jpg (768x1024, 106K)

>betraying /TeamMarie/ to go /TeamChaos/

>actually being this retarded

Attached: a5ea78ec3d6d3f918e0d3b1a60e9fdcde2924c7c_00.jpg (509x288, 25K)

Attached: 1496282145292.gif (480x320, 719K)

Attached: 1538936164450.jpg (502x515, 56K)

>It'll die down in a day.
Exactly my point. It's all artificial.

Nope
I tried to go to bed couldn’t sleep then played for another hour
Get fucked Orderfag

Attached: 821F28D9-B745-42D1-A1A7-2FB1054F9466.jpg (768x1024, 129K)

Attached: I can say anything.jpg (632x934, 33K)

Attached: 1522843011621.jpg (1280x720, 84K)

Even you orderfags completely lost, you did very well.

AHEM FUCK DESERT WASTELANDS I WANT TO SEE INKOPOLIS BURN

Speaking of autism

Attached: Manchild goes to starbucks to play splatoon on their wifi.jpg (4032x3024, 3.73M)

user IF YOUR IN THIS THREAD EXPOSE YOURSELF

Attached: 3905C430-C924-4E28-AB7D-D1749BC8E6FD.jpg (729x651, 76K)

Attached: Screenshot_20190721-101258_Nintendo Switch Online.jpg (1440x2960, 1.74M)

Attached: 1562093898219.jpg (260x273, 61K)

Fucking traitor

Attached: 63AF5096-AE17-4928-89D3-594BCC87B813.gif (656x368, 1.94M)

Chaos is gay. I'm glad I'm done with Splatoon.

It'd not like they'd break up as in move away, they'd still obviously see each other. Marina wouldn't tear up at that, so it's obvious they're in love and Pearl meant it romantically, because Marina would likely actually cry at that.

I'll admit as a Chaoschad that Orderfags objectively played better. It's just that not being as popular means you're way more likely to lose with the final result system they have.

sounds like he was truly chaotic.

I DID IT!
I WON A SPLATFEST finally

Attached: 1402472176494.jpg (400x364, 79K)

>Order got shut the fuck out

Attached: ballin.jpg (494x356, 20K)

It's just shitposting for fun, jeez. Not everything is falseflagging, who even thinks like this

>missile squelchies
No matter your team lost.

>lost 3-0
Did they though?

Attached: 0A82A111-BB37-4440-9A47-49F8765E2F16.gif (700x600, 562K)

>IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM... WAIT NO DONT SHOW THE PICS OF CALLIE PICKING CHAOS AND MARIE PICKING ORDER THAT DOESNT COUNT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Orderfags this is getting sad, don’t you have to be a paypiggy to some e-girl somewhere?

Attached: 78F2415D-9BE9-4A16-8EF1-8C8F0FFA78ED.jpg (848x1199, 153K)

get fucked orderfags

Attached: true_law.png (542x1628, 639K)

Attached: B1932418-5FE7-455E-ADBE-E2B8F524FBA9.gif (412x420, 3.59M)

Attached: 123E0798-0BC3-483F-9BC6-29662F62A41B.gif (384x216, 2.8M)

Attached: 06A4082C-CF6A-4BFB-A6B2-36A178A7643C.png (3031x4230, 248K)

I wouldn't call it artificial, just exaggeration. People are happy they lost and sad they lost but both sides are playing off each other.

Nah, they got BTFO 3-0

She's the only reason I picked Chaos. Otherwise I think I would have picked Order.

Attached: Dcf0aT9VMAAcOsS.jpg (1038x1351, 177K)

>don’t you have to be a paypiggy to some e-girl somewhere?
Are you sure you don't need to yourself? Since you're so desperate.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=BGORm3P0F1w

Attached: hoy.jpg (210x240, 20K)

CHAOS ISNT A PIT

Attached: 5CA15954-8FDB-462F-8A19-76575698C917.png (555x827, 755K)

>chaos fags joining team order
>throwing matches left and right
>LOLOLOLOL WE WON
get fucked all of you

the randoms sure didn't, I barely played any matches when I saw the lack of skill.

Stop projecting, double nigger.

Now everyone gets their bants out of the way and disperses.
Then for some, the sadness of it all being over settles in.

delusional
>muh utopia, me no want desert
brainlet

>team chaos
>playing by the rules
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

This
Much of my ideals are in order, but my heart belongs to that happy little squid.

Attached: heftyflob.png (1632x2101, 1.83M)

Attached: I came here to laugh at you.jpg (500x378, 35K)

Reminder that Splatoon is already a chaotic post apocalypse where children gun each other down for fun, so there's no reason to think it'll be a Mad Max desert.

That’s unironically how I prefer to play except with a pro controller

Attached: 9B6906B4-AB6D-4D6E-ACED-6EF78D546728.jpg (2939x2730, 1.75M)

Law should have won

Desperate for what? You’re the only one freaking out I dare insult the greatness of Marie.

Do you know what it means for a band to break up?

>lose the count even with the other team joining your side
2order4me

>before the Splatfest
>I'M INVOKING SPLATFEST LAW, THIS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD, WILL WE BE PLUNGED INTO ETERNAL ORDER OR CHAOS, THINK CAREFULLY ABOUT WHAT KIND OF WORLD YOU WANT THIS TO BECOME
>after the Splatfest
>Well done everyone, collect your snails in the plaza

Attached: 1563585731273.jpg (1024x576, 145K)

The octo expansion and honestly both the last games already felt super Sci-Fi theme to me in terms of story mode. Not sure why

cheers to our chaosfriends, for deciding the setting for the next game. and to my fellow orderbros, know that a world of chaos means power to those with the strength to enact their will, and our solidarity will give us the strength we need to very well prosper even in such a world

Attached: IMG_20190604_091105.jpg (1024x974, 131K)

Attached: 1506993124080.jpg (243x270, 24K)

>sleep schedule
Bitch I joined in 12 hours before it ended and at least 3 of them were spent putting Order in their place, sleeping for six hours, then waking up to reach King and knock some more heads. All you need is a drive to win and an Inkbrush.

Attached: 1361265552916.jpg (392x411, 124K)

Desperate to attach you and your waifu to an unrelated victory.

COPE. CHAOS STILL WON, NO NEED TO SAY IT TWICE!

Attached: AF121058-EE76-459A-8D05-11673D542AED.jpg (1081x680, 151K)

>famfag
>pancakefag
>wizardfag
>tortoisefag
>timefag
>unifag
>orderfag

Attached: 1534041084237.jpg (889x657, 160K)

>me want nothing but sand and broken building
based retard

Splatoon 3 is probably years away. They aren't going to reveal what the story for it will be right away, dingus

>another inkbrush main
B A S E D

Attached: 7CBB7692-CC2A-4079-80DC-1A25944CFA5F.jpg (1280x720, 206K)

Attached: [Laughs].gif (160x160, 288K)

Guys, what if both Pearl and Marina are the main villains for Splatoon 3?

Attached: 1503406409366.png (393x262, 181K)

>tfw orderfag
>tfw Marina is gonna get a slutty rework as a villain in Splat 3

You know what things aren't that bad

Attached: e22cf65b38b6960b21afbe4d0914aaab.jpg (600x800, 51K)

Attached: FDCBFD8D-87F3-499D-A085-736DBA25E4B3.jpg (334x196, 16K)

Bought both. And the S size is too big for me, fuck

Lol no lawfag

Attached: 243B527F-295F-4D24-9079-11FF9C1274C1.jpg (960x720, 123K)

Reminder my orderbros, chaosfags are heretic devilworshippers and need to be purged.
We will bring law and order in this world of chaos

As you were desperate to attach her to a potential defeat because you're a miserable cunt. Get fucked and drink bleach

Attached: break glass in case of autistic nutcase.jpg (1324x757, 380K)

>J-just because Callie was heavily associated with Chaos and Marie with Order doesn’t count!!!!
Again everyone in this thread knew that this was also a Callie vs Marie and Pearl vs Marina Splatfest too since you know.. it heavily associated with those characters and there characteristics, just take the L my man this is getting more and more sad

Attached: DA43DA86-9007-41D1-952A-88C63361813B.jpg (1414x2000, 166K)

Post the dialogue.

Attached: 1536004192515.gif (450x253, 1.24M)

Good job to all the anons who played. Was a Marinafag and an Orderfag so was a little bummed we got 3-0 but I feel really proud of all the Calliefags who were able to redeem themselves. New to the game so I'll probably stick around to play Octoexpansion and maybe ranked and shit. Definitely getting the next on release.

Attached: 1563601123398.gif (308x360, 1.44M)

>implying she’ll get one
Marina and Pearl will prob be the villains desu

>this was also a Callie vs Marie
Was it Murch vs Annie too?

Attached: file.jpg (1280x772, 372K)

I'd stop responding to that faggot. See

You live by strength you die by strength baby

hot.

I hate losing splatfests

Attached: pikaok.png (326x287, 167K)

New thread!

fucking framelet manlet twink

Even if that's true, Chaos won popularity almost 3:2, meaning Order was even LESS popular than the numbers indicated.

Good sport.

Attached: happy squids.jpg (1778x1689, 225K)

It's my go to for Splatfests. It's not the most optimal weapon but 8/10 I'm first or second for ink coverage. Also it's amazing how many people DON'T expect for their entire team to get wiped.

Attached: 1425919847231.jpg (1500x1363, 154K)

>Neutralfag at heart
>Only picked order because I liked silver better than gold
>Still can't shake the SEETHING in my soul

Attached: 1509838238601.jpg (720x1152, 146K)

proscub v antiscub

I just wanted Chaos to win because both the last splatoon games already felt sci-fi ish to me.

Marie>Callie
Chaos>Order
Feels good to be vindicated

I swap between the Inkbrush and Bloblobber both are real fun weapons that i get top score for consistantly

>Shitposting Marie fans return for the final fest to shitpost once more
>Immediately make it about Callie and Marie even though it isn't really
>Order has this in the bag Marie is unbeatable Callie sux etc

You've been trolling Calliefags for 3 years. Eat a little humble pie yourself and shut up. You brought it on yourself this time. Maybe learn from it even. We'd all be better off.

You used to be able to do this when there wasn't paid online.

>anarkiddies won
FUCK

Attached: 1520283597588.png (720x505, 391K)

>10 I'm first or second for ink coverage
This is why I stick to it, even outside of TW it’s to good creating pats for me to escape and help teammates.
>Also it's amazing how many people DON'T expect for their entire team to get wiped.
They underestimate us brother. If they also put all attention on you then you’re winning regardless since you can buy time for teammates to arrive

Both Marie and Marina are the most popular though so whats your point? If it was just another waifu war team order should have won.

Attached: goody two-shoes.png (242x296, 123K)

It's even better when don't expect you. Like in the last 30 seconds of one I splat two order at the same time, just before the round ends splat two more from the grave with a grenade. On that note it's astonishing how many people grenades take out because they're not paying attention.