European Speedrunner Assembly
Stream1:
Now: The Secret of Monkey Island
After: Day of the Tentacle Remastered
Later: realMyst: Masterpiece Edition
Stream2:
Now: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
After: Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage!
Later: Ratchet & Clank
twitch.tv
twitch.tv
esamarathon.com
Other urls found in this thread:
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is2.Yea
pastebin.com
youtube.com
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GDQ >>>>>>>>> ESA
What's his appeal?
God I hate fat people.
>trannies >>>>>>>>> normal human beings
yikes
You shouldn't hate yourself
Why does this announcer sound scared shitless when he speaks.
Is he being held at spoonpoint and forced to read donation???
idk bros FF runs are just comfy
>being poor
rofl
What's up you ing ? Maybe you should learn how to take a little banter - or better yet, if you're such a delicate little flower that you can't handle friendly insults, maybe you should just block me on discord instead of throwing a shitfit and kicking me when I bring the heat - which is ironic because apparently you like heat, you ing woman.
>forgot how comfy is was to actually watch nerds play video games.
fucking AGDQ
>rain outside
>FF run on screen
Pure comfy right now
>block me on discord
what
this cave music reminds me of that minus8 mario porn thing
>This spooky shit without warning
Hardcore.
My main monitor was like a thousand bucks when I got it, probably as much as your whole setup lol.
Check this guys Steam profile.
>someone though this was the correct art style to go with
doesn't look great in comparison desu
>copypasting comments without knowing the context of it
lmao
I can't fucking stand his hairstyle in the new one.
It's not that bad besides the Guybrush's model which is just horrible.
Chin/10.
need to appeal to zoomers somehow with these reboots
>never pay more than 20 bucks for vidya
Words of wisdom right there
How can you not like this?
I know it was just ironic shitposting, all of my Steam profile comments are shitposts too. No one uses comment sections of profiles to actually flame someone.
I guess not even zoomers liked it seeing as they ditched it for the second game.
based
tfw they said esa was tranny free
turn down the music idiots
> American
Of course.
You'd be surprised how people still do it on steam, it's a dying art at this point
>4 hours in 2 weeks
videogames
Of course it's an American
really glad this music has background commentary
what the fuck are those haircuts
shouthouts to the tech crew!!!
the Soibun and the Emo Jimmy Page
Josh's haircut is pretty ridiculous if you actually look at it.
she has that AVGN wife cunty look about her doesnt she
>I start sentences and ofrget what I'm going to say
Alzheimers warning sign there
that number will go up again when destiny pops up on steam
Why is Tim Schafer there
>Never knew you could quickly pass on items in DotT until I was nearly finished
How much fun can you have playing this Solo or do I have to turn to Yea Forums to play this because I don't have any friends.
>playing games on Steam
>making a guy fall out of bed, stealing his clothes, and turning on the TV
what a dick
The rest of the day looks pretty stacked starting with the Gothic run, time to get comfy. Pretty good game choice by ESA, compared to SGDQ I must say. Time's are also better (as an yuropoor), but super mario maker race and last of us are on during the night, which is a shame, gotta have to catch the vod on these
he has 300 games there
>FFXIII relay
Is it good?
when is this? is this newly added? I checked the schedule last week and don't remember reading about this. I don't know if it's good but it should be interesting, I'm gonna watch it
>I never tell a lie
We'll just go with yes on that.
>but super mario maker race and last of us are on during the night,
well they know americans love those games so it's smart to put them during pek burger hours
Sounds hot
People actually like XIII enough to speedrun it? That's nice.
Speedgaming's channel's hosting, tournament room shit
solo is pretty boring and you're better off finding a clan that isn't full of assholes and is actually active you have to find a clan through the phone application, going to the forum or go to the general on /vg/ but enough of that back to speedrunnan
Anons, Kaeli or Phoebe?
The chick next to Harpa.
What does hanging feel like?
like dying
>Speedgaming's channel
neat, thanks
White hot searing pain and panic.
I wanna fuck Laverne
probably extremely painful
cutting off air to your brain is not fun
>ni- ni- ni- ni-
Uhhh
>iceplug on stream 2
based
What the heck. Stream 2 is in the main room with everyone else? Now there's not going to be any unsupervised shenanigans.
>realMyst
>not real Myst
gothic soon
>these two announcers
i thought this marathon was tranny free?
rent free
u wot m8?
i wish i had hair as nice as joshi, anything but a buzz looks like shit for me
>the only runs i care about today on both streams are being run simultaneously
t-thanks. at least we're getting the last of the PC trash games out of the way today, right? right?
Today I'll remind them
>Myst
myst is a retarded game
it's just puzzles with no reasoning behind them
>speedrunning a puzzle solving point and click
no, soul
Setup times will fix that for you.
>adventure game with speedtechs
Now this is cool
Gothic soon, fellow Hurensöhne
who is this goddess
swamp camp chads?
Wut
truly the pinnacle of German ingenuity
How can one game have so much SOUL?
As a game Myst fucking sucks but it has an amazing aesthetic
>frogposting
New camp all the way for comfy scarf and fur armor
This run is good, it has fun glitches
oh fuck off
>Bonbiposting
Are there any good new Myst type games? Obduction was decent.
Streaming and chatting on cytube. m4c yeah. youre welcome
Is that the girl /wsg/ has a weird obsession with?
The movement looks strange. Is this a game with 'free movement' but on predefined rails?
>Check out PB's website
>They actually hired more staff recently.
Hope the new project won't be Elex 2. It was nice, but i really don't need to revisit magalan.
yes
>girl
Boring ass game.
Elex 2 already cumfirmed, they are already got money from Europe even.
the witness maybe
really? What is there left to do with the setting?
>Dude lines lmao
Nah
Is Elex worth playing?
>AGDQ
scam "chairty" that hands out leaflets - $2million
>SGDQ
scam "charity" that traffics illegal immigrants and rapefugees into europe - $2million
>ESA
charity that supports medical research to beat cancer, autism, alzheimers, AIDs, homosexuality - $6,000
WTF BROS
No idea I never played Elex more then an hour, I fucking hate the setting.
this game is shit
The worst thing about Myst is the fucking static noise on the videos.
>SKREEEEEEEEE.. pages SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE blue pages SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no. It's shit.
yes
is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1563713313025.webm
It's weird. Gameplay wise it's a step down from Risen 3, but as usual it just oozes charm and is sprinkled with little details.
It only gets really fun once you leveled up enough to make combat trivial and steamroll everything, but that's typical PB design as well.
I'd say for 20 bucks it's totally worth a buy if you liked their previous games.
>showing his steam ui on stream
Is the story and writing good?
the power of american marketing. 90% of the donations in GDQ are from corporations to either get good goy points or tax evasion
>last time was 2010
hmm I wonder why this dull, boring, non-game hasn't featured in a marathon for 9 years...?
this music on the main stream sounds like something out of Persona 4
The main plot is shit, but the small NPC interactions and side quests can be a real treat.
It has the overall feeling of a trashy sci-fi novel from the 80's.
OH NO NO NO NO
WTF IS THIS GIGANIBBA!? LOOK AT HIS NECK! AND WHY ARE HIS ARMS SO TINY!?
oh shit
YA'LL SLACKING
BigJon vs. SissyBun
sad state for nords
Fat american nigger vs. the skeletal Dane
BigJon is dissapointed in you for not reaching $10k
this nigga right now
based BigJon
>big jon
>thinking about KFC
disgusting. why isn't this ape banned from speedrunning yet?
>it's not a nintendo platformers #155 so it's not a game
This board is embarrassing. 10/10 aesthetics and worldbuilding, fun ,logical puzzles, Myst is great
It's a classic and it's very much deserved so
How did big guy jon fit in the plane to sweden
>shilling this hard for the charity
wtf, in past ESA's they'd show those videos but never really brought up the charity otherwise. between this and the censoring donations in punchy's run, is ESA going to end up cucked like GDQ?
it's not even in the cool gymnasium with stream 2 in a comfy side room anymore. fug dis
he has to buy 2 seats
myst is shit. how about showing some Euro-kino seeing as this is the EUROPEAN Speedster Assembly? who gives a shit about amerishart games like myst? kys retard hope you choke on that burger
Best RPG ever made soon after Ultimaturd
>Most of the fucking ads I see are about safe driving "drive like gran"
I mute as soon as an ad starts and I'm still sick of seeing the SAME fucking ad constantly. This shit isn't going to magically make people go "Oh I'll stop using my phone in the car" or stop speeding.
just look at this little euro boy. he's intimidated by jons presence
>22min gothic run
That's a shitty category
I agree Oblivion is great
wtf is up with big jons body? Like, he's all bulk but his face/neck isn't defined at all, like it would be when you do actual lifting. Is this nigga pumping saline or some shit?
Not sure I can be bothered with it if the majority of it sucks. Never mind then.
that fire that burns twice as bright lasts half as long, friend
>Ultima, Gothic, Oblivion, Monster hunter
We clunky now
see
>those shoulders
he's pretty fucking massive alright
>more muscle
>muscle
is this guy delusional?
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG COME ON
What's a paladin?
>Tim Schafer on commentary for an Ultima run
CALL SPOONY NOW
He eats big people?
isn't there one american speedrunner who isn't a degenerate (aside from bonesaw, wow)
clunky kino incoming, get comfy
is that prize goblin himself
nice "man"bun
That's not Sent.
Wait a minute was that a Spoony reference?
hes afraid he might get eaten
all of the amerilards are degenerate. the only good speedrunners are europeans and australians
>Going for an easy "EA bad" joke when EA wasn't always bad
looks similar
EA was actually responsible for the failure of Ultima 9 you tranny reddit freak
Considering how long this game took to make it's clear that EA didn't always make winners even back in the day.
looks like it's just a bad game
Big brain
>he only good speedrunners are europeans and australians
imagine actually believing this, the good ones are all japs or american. yuros and ESPECIALLY aussies are irrelevant
EA higher ups meddles a lot in the production
t. tranny
>save the animals xDDD kick cancers butt xDDD i love dick in my ass!!!!!!
- u
Thanks doc
And there's a reason the bad guys in Ultima VII are called Elizabeth and Abraham
>speedrunners from my country are superior
all of them are losers
so this... is the power... of pc """gaymin"""
try not to be too jealous
>every other run at ESA is over estimate
great speedrunning, sven
Do you have a stronger dose, doc? I feel like this one doesn't cut it anymore
Danke Doktor.
>amerilards give themselves extra padding in every estimate so they have time to dilate after
sad!
>ulitma IX
kindabased
whats an inventree?
>in-VEN-tor-ee
this game feels like it's so badly done
Isn't this the game that broke Spoony
The proper way of saying inventory you fucking plebs
Finally home. I hope I didn't miss any fun.
Is this American Gothic
DANKE HERR DOKTOR
scent*
How do I get a fat gf (gamer (male) friend)
This reminds of of Kojimbo's new game.
Even the British pronunciation has the inflection on the first syllable you ESL fucko.
how do I get a fat black speedrunner bf
>yuro tards just put their pb times for their estimates
pretty dumb desu
Stream 2 is THE best
>burgers wake up
>shitposting starts
Surely just a coincidence.
Final Fantasy is great but Ultimata 9 is so hilariously broken to miss.
wherever I am I must also shitpost
ESA estimates are estimates, in GDQ "estimates" are cut off points
>Malmö
>good city
>twitch doesn't work with my firefox
>for some raisin vlc isn't working either
>don't want to open chrome
How to watch stream 2?
>burger's wake up
>actually more than two people posting in the thread
last thread was up for like 8 hours, barely any yuros on this site give a shit about this event
>tfw dont have the bandwith to watch both at once
ESA is baste. fuck amerisharts
>mfw an americlap starts singing o say can u shart near me
disgusting
>live in EU
Oh finally I can watch the prime time runs!
>all the runs I want to watch is in the middle of the night
FUCK
Reinstall firefox or something I dunno
why doesn't it work with your firefox, i watch twitch on firefox on several different machines, some windows some linux, always with ublock origin, never an issue
>overestimate on the 2nd stream
>girl(?) literally praying
>mfw I remember Americans have part of their dicks cut off
what even is the point of 2 streams? fucking autism
>europeans actually watch the stream instead of shitposting in the thread
wow what a concept!
yuros prefer to watch the event that's actually worth instead shitposting
despite being in yurope, this shit is still catered to an american audience. they use dollar bills for donations, stream in english, start and end the marathon at weird local hours, etc.
stream 2 is where the trash runs go.
update it
use ublock origin adblocker
try alternative twitch player for firefox (extension)
>"I-It m-m-makes it aktshually BIGGER!"
It's a really old build and for some reason keeps crashing twitch on the ad even with ublock.
The homepage works fine so IDK.
damn, will they ever recover?
no they wont
Is there a reason why he's so syrupy when interacting with stuff and legitimately using the inventory? I feel like he should be a lot faster.
the ultima run is comfy
i fucked up
In what language should they speak instead? Everybody in Europe that speedruns or watches these can speak English at an acceptable level (except French frogs).
Didn't think I'd like this but I am.
>I think we'll have to reset
>instant replies
yeah, you guys sure seem enthralled by the stream
RATE STREAM 2!
the crowd really likes Ultima
Funny enough I just closed the window and now it works fine.
runner is an idiot.
>uhhh we need to reset
5 seconds later
>ok call time soon
pretty decent. informative runner.
>Everybody in Europe that speedruns or watches these can speak English at an acceptable level
your bar for "an acceptable level" must be extremely low
Mine doesnt
>2 days
>Only $6,000 raises
and choke
AND another choke
How did he even die?
CRASH!
can I get a quick rundown
there seemed to be lava or fire nearby
Lethal telepathic attack.
If all these speedrunners just stopped being dirty neets, and donated a days wages they would have more money than they have now
this just keep getting better
just more proof that gdq launders money desu
them milkers
>more crowd on stream 2 than stream 1
what ??
also for anons who want more JRPG there's a FFXIII relay race on the tournament stream
htttp://twitch.tv/speedgaming
does rick even play ultima?
feel like he's just there to support another dane since he barely said shit.
1 day, shit's been going for around 24 hours
even still, i feel like this is pretty low even for ESA
NA speedrunning > EU speedrunning
Why can't Amerisharts understand that 100k avg viewers for GDQ means more donations? ESA can barely break 10k viewers.
There was always shitposting in the threads my little paranoid user.
Spyro 2 soon, going to be kino.
theres +12k rn
I felt like I dodged a bullet with my dad being sane. I am the only person I know besides my brother who's is uncircumcised. And I dodged another bullet because I got a pretty nasty UTI as a kid and the doctors recommended circumcision and my mom said no, Instead I just took the prescribed antibiotic regiment and came out fine.
It was peak comfy last year. These 2 Final Fantasy runs are the stuff of legends and i'm glad based metako is there again this year.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Well good on them, last year they were hovering around 9,5k or so for the longest time.
at this time last year they were around 6200, so theyre ahead
Any good runs?
>amerisharts
sorry friend, but its the yuros who are so butt blasted that their """superior""" event pulls in no money and shit view numbers
>7 hours of FF13
Vomit inducing my man.
cute sluts
why
I love my wife Reisalin!
Germans being German.
>Not just hiding blatant shiposting bait + reply stubs
it's not about being superior, it's about having a good time
the 20$% runs were absolute peak comfy. The irish and french dudes were total bros.
popular=/=better
Who is the donation reader?
Lmao who cares who makes more money for some scam charity. I only care about the comfyness and runs.
That would be me
How much foreskin do you have
Asking for a friend
hide THIS
Thanks doc.
Yeah they are. They sometimes do races and stuff together on their streams. The threads during those runs were amazing.
Hard to believe user, we'll need some proof.
I legit must've watched almost the entire FFX 20$% that day. If you had asked me earlier if I was gonna do that, I would've laughed hard.
Post feet
who else hype for frame fatale?
DMC4 was pretty decent for a graveyard shift, but not exactly worth watching unless you were watching it live.
Everyone else is (sub)standard right now.
no
dmc4
Oh they actually do more stuff together? One of them responded to my comment on YT and made it seem like they didn't even really knew each other.
Yeah normally I skip FF runs but this one was amazing. Wonder how much money those runs alone made.
that already happened earlier this year. is there a second one going on?
Myst was cool run in my opinion but I seem to be in the minority.
HECK YEAH, SISTER! I even got my balls waxed!
It made so much money that even Planks who sick or so came around. Also they used the idea for the Zelda run later on stream.
I've seen them do FF races together. They have also been at multiple ESA events doing FF stuff so it's safe to assume they know each other. Metako streams pretty regularly
Did moot donate yet?
In in August apparently, had no idea one already happened
Uhh, ma'm? There's something wrong with your... umm... pants?
wow, the second stream has a really filled room
who?
everybody loves spyro
Anything fun happened during the Susan nugget run?
my dick seems to be hard for her
moot,creator of minecraft and prominent democrat
me. hi guys.
Looks like they won't have it again during the FF runs this year but during Yakuza. I think if those things are fun depends heavily on the runner so I hope they are decent.
this shit was so fucking awful last time
lots of trannies, chat not in sub mode
you can guess what happened next
>tfw Spoony
I just discovered you still aren't allowed to upload a post with moot as your name
oh god, i thought it was just a one-off thing. yeah one already happened in May youtube.com
feel free to click through the videos at random and take bets on which one will have very obviously male voices as soon as you click.
Oh hey, it's Moot!
Why aren't the enemies attacking this bunny rabbit?
Yeah, go watch some faggy game that's run almost as often as 2D marioshit instead of something fun and original.
For the most part no. He went full autism and told the readers to filter any "chicken" and "nugget" based donations. He also talked 90% of the time so they barely got in donations in the first place.
we were still able to squeeze in "Chikken Nugger" on the scrollbar for half the run.
Can I get some (you)s please
What's a paladin?
having your backpack open disables enemy AI
okay but you gotta give me one
:*
>posting a picture of sigourney weaver
wew ebin
what's this uwu~
g-give one back
have this beautiful frenchie
for you
>Trump Derangement Syndrome claimed him too
What happened to the internet?
lol, tiny wiener.
fuck you
trim your bush bro
thats a german
Sorry English_Ben isn't on stream at the moment
Nah bro
remind me guys, why do we hate ben again?
>fat
not surprising
We don't. Susan actually comes here to hate on Ben tho.
He stole my flash drive!
He stole my heart!
>not being at full mast 24/7
and you call yourself a man
>no posts in 6 minutes
is 4chin down or the thread just ded?
trainwreck runs are the best runs
Nah, it's just ESA.
>cheating
Run ruined
was taking a big shit, sorry.
There's some entertaining fuckups going on in the ultima run.
Why did he cheat?
shitposters are having a breakfast
whachu playan?
Forgot to pick up a spell and it would have added a lot of time (to a run already going over estimate) to backtrack and get it.
Forgot to pick up a spell way back
everyone's catatonic from the comfiness that is ultima
The Witcher 3
"PC" """"""""GAMES""""""""""
"right..."""
Okay that is just over the line. Ban these fools.
>Taking cheating to extremes
Mad man.
Mother 3 just beat Steel Mechorilla
Oh boy
>My son you can play the timeless Ocarina of Time on the dedicated gaming console
>Or a glitchy bugfest from EA on this home workstation
this run is kinografie
>cheats
>cheats again
>just loads a save
This run is great.
Is he going overestimate?What went wrong exactly?
>cheating all the way through
Shit run
game crashed earlier
I was playing Deus Ex again.
Got up to escaping the MJ12 base
I think it all started because he forgot to pick up some spell way back in teh game
We will never get to Gothic, do we?
It's not cheating, I prefer to call it "backup tool"
OVER ESTIMATE !
Want to watch the Spyro run cuz it seems fun but this Ultima run never ends
O V E R E S T I M A T E
OVER ESTIMATE YAAAAAYYYY
>your daughter???
who is that semen demon behind the second sombrero from the left
>Boring commentary
>Cheated
>Failed to cheat right
>Over estimate
Shit taste.
>anime pic
here i'll split it up
(Y)
(o)
(u)
>anime pic
>its clearly from a manga
if the run was good id watch it but im shit posting because its bad
easy with the truthbombs
whats a paladin?
>its not anime its anime
(uoY)
See A Paladin is a holy crusader of Britannia against (((EA)))
all weebshit is the same tbqf famalam
RATE
>RATE
RATE
Overtime
>game mercykills itself at the end
Kino.
best run of the event so far
dont answer that
a rhetorical question
It's time
What's "No OoB"?
Good fun.
>Dies at glitch
>Right after it crashes
>Cheating
>Load a game
>Cheat again
>Crash in the ending
run was kino
>MHW
YUCK
No out of bounds.
comfy/10
>Time!
>*game crashes*
7/10
the best game ever created
7/10
Had problems but was still fun. Glad I didn't skip it.
trainwreck/10 - over estimate and cheated.
Thanks fren
The run will be in g*rman?
>run ends in a crash
>suddenly VLC crashes
>restart the stream
>it's throwing me fucking ads on VLC
What the fuck twitch
>It's a really old build
how about you update it you fucking retard
>vlc
Ah, it's time for Moot's hosting segment.
Streamlink and the likes can't bypass ads anymore because of the way they're played now.
I literally only use it for twitch streams
Who pays for the event? Or do they take a cut from the donations later?
>mpv
MILKERS FOR A BIG STREAM
>$7000
OH NO NO NO NO
what a fucking joke event
Recently finished gothic and took some weeks to complete, eager to see how he do it in 20 mins without OoB.
what are we watching lads? Gothic or Spyro 2?
The nice chill threads were good while they lasted.
I wasn't getting anything on the actual twitch page so adblock still works?
>zelda run
>guys name is Linkus7
every time
It's good you always post anime pics with your retarded opinions so I can easily filter them out.
still no source?
tits look better than they feel
Personally I don't care much for Spyro runs so I'll watch Gothic seeing as I don't think I've seen one before.
No idea. I get them no matter what I do but my brother doesn't get any ads in browser anymore.
This spyro run is good shit, I've never even played a spyro game
Any Am*ricans here?
why not both?, and yeah, i'm a poorfag with 1 monitor.
By abusing an infinite jump glitch to access final dungeon, it's a really boring category.
what the hell is a *showcase*?
fag
o kurwa
They will show you their sluts in kirin armor for donations
Aye.
Just showing shit off, not speedrunning.
with Vivaldi you can tile that shit
if its MHW its probably just separate fights
Welp, cya on spyro 2 LMAO
The source was literally posted in that thread
eurojank makes the best runs desu
ded
>no comfy separate room for Stream2
Are they trying to prevent another pic related?
Refresh
Yep, it's being really boring, just save/load until he gets the frame.
THIS is the game that Yea Forums constantly shitposts about as "the best game of all time" ???????
AHAHAHAHHA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes in* AHAHAHAHHA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *breathes out*
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Why would they try to prevent it? It made them more money than any other run.
go away console african american
>nearly four hours over estimate
play it faggot
why are you americans like this?
In their mind by making sure it's front and center then it will make more money. They failed to understand that it was only successful because it was not being leveraged.
Wasn't $20% for FF11? Can't remember.
ignorance
You mean FFX.
He used some glitches and skipped like 90% of the game
Ah yeah my bad. 11 was the MMO.
Pretty sure it was the last Stream 2 run so there was no reason to mercy kill it, plus it was bringing in a load of money.
what does $20% even mean?
Did she mispronounced his name?
What happened here?
The runners were fucking around and did anything the chat wanted for $20 donations, including small changes to the route and activating glitches.
yes, very badly.
>I turn the stream back on
>"I mean, why would you want to hit your dog?"
Good shit.
ESA has some cancerous chat mods, almost gda tier at this point
yeah
>quote iconic german line from this game
>deleted and muted
phew
sounds cool, I might have to give it a watch
arent the gdq mods the same at esa
>caring about twitch chat
Just shitpost here
>last sgdq
>almost no trannies
>a lot of runs that were legitimately fun
>this esa
>censoring donation comments
>nazi mods in chat
wtf, yuro bros, i thought esa was based??
I have to replay Gothic
Arent they using this room for the ff13 relay race right now ?
That's great lmao, Google is failing me, can you help my Neanderthal ass understand how you're supposed to pronounce facowaty?
is this game still playable in 2019. what about the sequels?
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gothic 1 > gothic 2 notr > gothic 2 > gothic 3 > risen
German is such a disgusting language.
>underestimate
>even after fucking up in the beginning.
Based Poland carrying all the other shitters in Europe
G1 and 2 have "unique" controls, that once you get used to it are pretty timeless actually.
G3 with current patch is playable and fun, but a click fest.
A repulsive medley of guttural noises.
t. German
I played gothic in 2005 and I don't remember anything of what I just saw.
Do I have Alzheimer's?
fucking trash
The game had a brutal last dungeon where you had to play for about an hour without the ability to save, and the runner not only entered it behind schedule, but wiped in there like 3 times.
3rd time he even gave up and called the run, but his friend took the controller and played until the runner got his spirits together again and took over.
Last boss was about to wipe him all over again until he clutched it with a consumable at the literal last second.
Epic tale about guts, friendship, and never giving up.
Yknow, pretty comfy. 7.5/10
Ich glaube ich haue dir jetzt ein bischen aufs Maul.
>3 hours 40 minutes overestimate
What
How
And its a JRPG, I though speedruns of those were highly consistent (which is why every 6h JRPG run in GDQ is a fucking bore, its just efficient menuing)
yes, better donate goyim
its time
no you dont, he skipped 95% of the game
wrong!
>gothic 2 > gothic 2 notr > gothic 3 > gothic 1 > risen
next up
>The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
>43min estimate
could it be worth it?
BLEIB STEHEN, DU LUMP!
Sleeper temple is just really forgettable. It's literally just a bunch of fights you should win easily.
The meat of the game is everything except the thing he just played.
Oh fuck, Oblivion speedrun. Time to open those doors.
shit taste
7/10 - pretty cool run
AID
HUH
Good gosh
Nah, he exclusively did the sleeper temple part, which is also the worst part of the game, which people understandably repress the memory of.
is that moot?
>Linkus7 is coming up soon
God yes
the best way i can describe it is just to type
"fa cowaty" (space is important) to Polish google translate and listen to it
Anyone can recommend a stable mod for gothic II or something?. I tried to play but literally crashed every second, eventually .exe didn't start so i just drop and deleted it
That's what I thought when I saw him for the first time.
WRONG!
G2:NotR > G2 > G1 > R3 > Elex > G3 > R1 > R2
Finally, someone with good taste.
>this voice
depressing as fuck. I REALLY hope you guys have a deep manly voice and don't sound like that dude
But seriously, is it just me or are european just healthier looking?
Btw love the small bumpers with speedtech
>listening to disgusting euro accents on your own volition
why do you hate yourself so much, user?
This intermission music blows dick.
I just like the higher level of fashion. There are so many people in America here who lack a basic conception of what looks good as an outfit.
desu ranking anything after notr is a nightmare. They are all the SAME GAME but fuck up in new ways every time.
Can't find it on the schedule. What's that?
Oh shit she did butcher it LOL. Thanks for educating me user!
my mom left me at a very young age
migrate
>modern woman character
>toby ass
his oblivion character looks like a GDQ runner