How do we get girls interested in video games?

>how do we get girls interested in video games?
i think this is a pretty retarded goal to work towards. evaluate your life.

Get Chad to play video games

Stop sexism and stop sexualizing women in video games.

better question is how do we get little girls interested in games and keep roasties out

hm...what do girls like

money
tall buff rich handsome men
money
materialism (shoes, jewelry, clothes)
money

here's my idea:
get a handsome ripped guy to be a pitchman for the game (like a taller more muscular billy mays RIP). the game is free since females like money, so no spending money on it. the game is based around fashion and getting money from rich men (all must be over 6' and be muscular since females don't like men under 6' or average build guys). it's ad based so no money to spend. and every month 1 lucky winner will get free real money. 10 others will get prizes like shoes and clothes.

yeah I'm genious

But we want little girls in our hobby

Just treat them like normal human beings. I.E. treat them like you treat other men.

nice bait faggot

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My little girls are very pretty and they only play maplestory 2 and roblox. They played pokemon sumo but didn't want to play lets go or sword/shield.

I noticed women love to randomly sneak on stuff and kill it whenever I have seen them playing, out of all the mechanics they seem to prefer sneaking on shit and killing it.

Imagine having your brain so rotted out you think that common sense is bait now.

*ahem*

Fuck roasties and fuck roastie enablers.

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This is the answer desu
If they see Chad enjoys games they'll want to play them and have an in with Chad
Holes follow poles

hug your little girls right now

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Nice meme reply

Post pics

This place is a perfect example why we don't play video games as much as men do.

>we
ummm...no trannies allowed.

Why in the fuck would you want to? They're fucking terrible

Because posting a plebbit tier suggestion isn't bait

Sounds like the reversed version of this game where you're a rich guy 'seducing' hostesses by spending lots of money on them

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Shoving a plastic dildo in the gash where your penis used to be doesnt make you a woman, sweetie

You don't play games because you have no hand/eye coordination and can barely function as a human being

Girls hate fun, so you need to make games boring.

Puzzle games, user, women love that shit.

Girls will never be interested in video games, only getting attention for playing them.

What a nice hate laden post. Don't get laid much do you? That's enough Yea Forums for me today and it's only 7:20. One day I hope you guys all get over your manchild issues and grow up and get laid!

They asleep right now.

I don't want to be a gaming loser
I want to be a gaming winner

Wake them up. If they ask what you're doing tell them "The internet told me to do it" and report back.

Don't come back you fat cunt

>wake girls up in middle of night
>hug them and possibly tell them you love them
they might think you're gonna kill yourself then
or they'll report it to their mother then she will think you're gonna kill yourself
it might scare them if you do that

hahaha get fucked roastie no one will accept you here so leave forever

Cute boys maybe?

we don't need that

Tell them to play video games
Call me sexist,a woman hater and oppressor all you want but playing video games is the only way to enjoy them

This is the correct answer, even if it doesn't solve OP's question.

Kill yourself

make their lives as hard as men's so that they want to delve into escapism too

Female
Space
Marines

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/thread

ideally, we dont

based based based

cringe. mega cringe

If girls want to play vidya, they will. No need to force it down their throats.

Because hot girls remind you that you will never, EVER pass?

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When I was young I had two female friends (that didn't know of each of course) who I hung out with a lot, and both owned and played video games.
Only difference was one was extremely girly and bad at games, giving me the controller most the time and we barely talked about geeky stuff, as I remember we rarely played video games too.
The other had hidden gems and completed many games that I couldn't, and loved to talk about geeky stuff, always wanted to play games (or other nerd shit) when I showed up.

Point is if they didn't already like it, chances are they probably never will.

PLEASE go back, holy fuck.

Owie, you want my cock so badly? Sorry, not going back to you, slut.

Make them a way to attract wealthy men with high social status. Video games do the opposite so it's never happening.

Shoes and Make-up DLCs.

STOP

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Only registered biological women can select the healer role. The more money they spend on the game, the more likely they are to be paired with better players who have also spent lots of money on the game. This encourages the women to spend money on the game so they can get paired with a rich guy and maybe get carried by them too.

True. I want cute little girls streaming cute mahou shojo games.

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Please help me get laid.

Women are not human. They are entertainment objects for me. Eve was literally created because Adam was lonely and bored. Think about that. Gods first perfect creation was a man.

more sexy twinks

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You don't need to be rich if you're handsome though. Only uglyfags need to be rich to get their gold digger wives.

Train them to understand that vidya brings companionship and mutual insterests
Aswell as cuddles, tendies and as much mountain dew as her pudgy tummy can handle :3

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gaming overall would be better if it stayed niche desu

wtfs going on here

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I got my sister to play minecraft and she’s having fun with it.

But OP don't you know that in fact irls are 52% of all vidya players?

>not making her suck you off under the table while you play

Lets say a multiplayer game costs 60$
A girl can buy it and pay 100$ extra for a Gigachad DLC. For that price, a girl gets a personal Gigachad coach (as in, the player who gets paid by the developer/publisher) with a smooth voice and model looks who helps her learn the game and plays a few hours a day with her, full voice chat and all. Make it a subscription based service and limit the amount of hours spent with Gigachad each day so he won't get overworked and so that it actually starts making profit.
This shit would print money.

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Calling girls "faggots" just isn't the same for me.

Hey Kim

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Just treat her like a human being bro chicks love that shit

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that only works if she's your little sister

The video games community sucks because of the (male) gamers. Fix toxic masculinity and you fix video games.

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How am I supposed to get them to spread their legs for me if I treat them like I treat men?

Make more boring, pointless games.

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Cringe, yikes + have sex

Huh? I know ton of girls playing MOBAS. But I guess the high time for that shit is kinda over anyway.

Show them okami and runescape. Bitches love okami and runescape.

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Despite being only .01% of the population, trannies are 40% more likely to kill themselves compared to rest of us.

t. seething incel on a suicide watch

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Has to be a mobile game, has to be casual, and has to be promoted by their celebrities

What game?

>this is an unironic post
When did Yea Forums go full fedora.

Put boys in them.

2016

He wouldn't believe in genisis then you fucking tourist.

I wanna play vidya with my lgf!

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No, but he talks exactly like edgy fedorafags.

Ironically these recent alt-christians running around as of late are the atheists of old.

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You ruined the pic.
It being based on real data was the fun part.

Trust me, you white straight males don't want to see the real data.

>stating facts are now fedora

>recent alt-christians
do you think "alt-" means new or something? they aren't alternate in any way

Why the fuck would I trust an American, you are a country of traitors.

Puzzle games. Girls are unnaturally good at them. One of my exes 100%'d Peggle 2 in like two days.

I think fedorafags go off on telling facts like
>hurr the bible is not real

Does she do anal?

The alt part is that instead of being Christian because of a belief in God, they're doing it to spite mom and/or da libs. Compare: alt-right.

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>Survival Roguelike 25%
Huh? What does this refer to? Surely it's not 25% women playing CDDA? Does it mean Don't Starve maybe?

this would work but its not right

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Force them to play games with you like my brother did.
Eventually I started loving games as a kid and now playing games is all I do.

wholesome hugs and mouth kisses only you fucking pedo

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so I can beat them?

hello sir do you have any rope or helium in your home?

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Romance options in heavily story based games. That's the games they like, mass effect and persona are examples of series that are actually quite popular with females and good games

Guess what
Trannies are secretly white straight males who have convinced themselves and others that their fetish is a sexuality and worth pursueing as a radical lifestyle, a thought propogated by everyone who praises them and basks them in attention for doing so, and should the lie fade and the attention stops coming, when the harsh reality sets in, that's when they regret everything, that's when they commit suicide.
Enjoy your fantasy world while the illusion lasts, tranny, but if you value your life, family and friends (actual friends, not trannybandwagoners), don't do anything that you can't undo later.

>equality but not when it is detrimental to me

before we ask how we should probably ask why

Turn them into men

we already told you, it's so you can play vidya with your lgf

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Make more games with systems and mechanics revolving around either relationships, collecting resources, or cooperating or all three in some manner. Also, as little competition as possible.

Good, dont.

Women actually don't mind that.
What you should avoid is making them so attractive, they become envious.

There is a reason why those who demand to stop sexism and sexualising women are butt fucking ugly.

>women don't mind sexualized women, as long as the sexualized women aren't attractive
the fuck are you talking about

If you think about it logically

Any amount of suffering and destruction is acceptable if only to cause pain to at least one female.

Females are sickness to this planet and it makes sense why someone would want to cause as much harm as possible to inferior femoids.

God made femoids weak for a reason and it's because he wishes for them to be dominated and destroyed.

Every female deserves far worse.

when the coroner inspects your body and sees you're a tranny crossdresser you go under the white male category
your made up mental illness doesn't change your birth certificate or the genitalia you were born with
you'll be along side all those suicidal white male statistics
dilate

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They already are the majority of gamers. It's just casual mobileshit you don't play

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wrong, women take part in more polls than men because men are busy doing jobs that require you to work whereas women take these polls on their lunch breaks or at their office desks where they input data like stupid monkeys because they are incapable of competing in physical labor jobs
I've never taken part in these retard gamer polls in my life, where are these statistics from if not from fat women eating their lunch playing candy crush on their phones

it's insane how bad trannies cope

what the fuck are you even talking about you retarded tranny?

I just invite my sister to play and she accepts and plays

How about instead of doing that, don't?

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cunny is the only light in my life

More Senran Kagura.

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Cute incel seethe. Have sex before you commit suicide.

leftist tranny incapable of accepting reality once again

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teh trannies answer the polls as females

Incel cope.

Trannies hate Senrans.

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you're literally the mentally ill laughingstock of the world

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Said overweight incel from his basement.

wow that gave me autism, please kill yourself you uninformed retard.

i'm perfectly healthy and i have my own apartment not even renting one. Two things that trannies will NEVER achieve

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>lying autistic basement dweller
Have sex incel, you are pathetic.

I think its not possible. Women are obsessed with achieving goals in their real life.
Now that may sound noble but we're mainly talking about getting chad to put his dick into her.
They generally find it pathetic when guys think they achieved something in a fantasy world with elves and fairies.
Everything you do in a game is for them wasted effort, since its not technically you but a video game character that achieves all that.
They don't understand that creating such worlds or to immerse yourself in such a world can be entertaining.

seethe uggo
You have no one but your parents to blame.

>HAUVE SEKS HEAVE SEKKKS
mindless retarded trannies like you can't fucking say anything else? Dumb retard exit life and spare your suffering family a huge burden

user, if he/she wants to have sex with you just offer her to bend over.

fuck off samefagging tranny

They know, but 99% are too ugly/lazy/boring to become twitch thots.

All I'm saying is, bend over always loses to have sex.

Kek, have sex, incel. Or better die a pathetic looser virgin.

>looser
Finally you've proven that your IQ matches your mental health, delusional tranny scum

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So why do people that hate incels tell them to have sex anyway? If they knew what we were really like, I doubt they'd wish us on any woman.

Seething virgin looser, how sad.

stupid fucking bratposter

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go back to redd.itera already. Everyone hates you including your family

be nice sophie

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>Women actually don't mind that.

wew

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Doesn't matter. Women who play games always play as hot bitches. It's a female power fantasy.

>cute
>funny
swap the first letter

what the hell is a fute?

>hurr durr everything on Yea Forums was ironic no one was ever racist or sexist on my old Yea Forums!

With a lot of pic related.

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When i was growing up, most of the other kids in my neighborhood were boys, and so i was exposed to a lot of video games at an early age. I think this influenced my tastes a lot because I don't really like or play the same video games that most girls do (ie the sims or mobile garbage).

So i think the best way to get them into gaming is to expose them to the good stuff from an early age. My cousin had me playing Perfect Dark from the age of 11 and I just completely fell in love with it.

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At the end of the day, women only really have one interest - They want to suck and fuck men - men who, in their famously divine judgment, they have deemed to be "alpha males". Then they want to test if other men will still kiss them afterwards to make sure they're still valuable and still lovable. They could have just asked. The answer is no. If you fuck other men, we do not have the capacity to love you anymore. But their incredible egos (manly and gross btw) will not allow them to accept this answer.

This 100%. We shouldn't feel the need to socially engineer women for an autistic march towards 50/50 representation.

Kys tranny.

Make worse ones with bright, childlike artstyles.

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Fuck off, faggot.

Women don't get interested in things, they only get jealous of what others have.

>Both sandbox and strategy are below 20% for women
I guess they're both uncreative and dumb then.

>At the end of the day, women only really have one interest - They want to suck and fuck men -
imagine being so much of a raging homosexual that you project your love for cock onto women.

Women objectively have far less libido than men, they therefore objectively think about sex way less often than men. It is you, my homosexual friend, who only wants to suck and fuck men.

whistling

Why? Whatever girls get interested in gets ruined. Just look at superhero movies.

kek yeah those got ruined because of roasties and not because of the """nerd""" culture bullshit

Sexualize men.

fuck off retard.