My name is creeper. ask me anything

my name is creeper. ask me anything.

Attached: 150px-Creeper.png (150x306, 40K)

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/18352659
youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
youtu.be/cPJUBQd-PNM
youtu.be/ju-t8y7ZivA
youtu.be/vDIs5DrrS7s
vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Why you try to kill Sven?

Does Ecreeper have pusspuss

Guys, what if creeper from Minecraft was a cute girl?

No. Creeper is already perfect. Cute girl is good, but Creeper is already perfect.

Why the fuck do you move so slow? Seriously now, a walking, not sprinting, player can outrun you without much issue.

Attached: trabantul 220.jpg (960x720, 196K)

CREEPER

AW MAN

SO WE BACK IN THE MINE

Do you worship allah?

Attached: bdgssncd0wn21.jpg (741x723, 63K)

their speed isn't what makes them dangerous, it's their stealth and amount of damage they deal they can one hit you even in full diamond at point blank and that's not even factoring in charged creepers.

show me your birth certificate

Fuck the OP, this question is for all of you.
Would you fuck a female creeper if it was cute enough?
strawpoll.me/18352659

what is this zoomer faggotry

have you subscribed to pewdiepie xDDDD

i'd fuck anything with a hole, how is that even a question

I didn't know having fun is a zoomer exclusive thing

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

the song is almost 8 years old youtu.be/cPJUBQd-PNM

youtu.be/ju-t8y7ZivA

Attached: FLAOT1.png (985x911, 1.12M)

>Minecraft parody
Are you seriously listening to this autistic shit?

Why do you have the body of a dick?

Do you also think people watch youtube poops for their deep meaningful content?

Attached: ge.jpg (500x500, 62K)

youtu.be/vDIs5DrrS7s

What the fuck is wrong with you?

you can kind of do that using end island buffet options but it isn't perfect since you'll be stuck to one biome.

world gen over haul when?

>Comparing youtube poops to a Minecraft parody
This is some eye of the spider tier faggotry.

zoomer thread zoom zoom zoomie

yeah for one thing youtube poops are actually entertaining and funny not to mention highly quotable.

Fuck the tree.

I have a house, but it's made of dirt. Why do you keep calling it nice and why do say it would be a shame if something were to happen to it?

I agree you should call out underages but "zoom zoom zoomie" is the most retarded way you could do it.

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

enough people watched it that it surpassed the original that it's a parody of, so at least it has that going for it.

>Are you
no i was 8 years ago. the average v poster wasn't even a teenager back then. Relax