korea time: poor little zerg guy edition
>ASL RO.16 BEGINS
>LAST (t)
>RUSH(t)
>SHARP(t)
>ZELOT (z)
This round is made up of Bo1s and Bo3s unlike the last round, so expect longer nights from here on in
tasteless and artosis still missing, feared dead in china
stand-in casting will be done by the awkward archon of noregret and cadenzie, if you thought last week was an experimental then you'd better be ready for all TvTs casted by two charismaless zergs
youtube.com
bj.afreecatv.com
TvT kino incoming?
>set is going to be utter kino to watch
>cadenzie and noregret casting instead of tastosis
LONGEST DAY OF THE SEASON
PREPARE YOUR ANGUSES
Ow god I totally forgot and was juts browsing through Yea Forums casually before gaming. Thanks based koreabro.
>noregret
glad he's back, even though he isnt a superb caster I feel he has soul.
THE CAT GODS DEMANDS A ZERG VICTORY TODAY, DOWN WITH THE TERRAN DOGS!
>TvT
>no tastosis
I would watch this, but I have better ways to spend 6 boring hours
>noregret and cadenzie
yeah that's an 8
I'm feeling a 3 right now
At least it isnt RapidRegret, those two are hard to watch together
well the Zerg better has himself prepared or its gonna be Zerg mincemeat all day long
>awkward archon of noregret and cadenzie
Unsure if want.
can someone link the actual live stream
I'm sitting at a 3. Whether or not it's watchable depends on how much noregret gets cadenzie to speak.
Did any of you guys watch wcg earlier? Warcraft 3 human v human finals was kino.
Im in!
an awkward nerd who knows nothing about the game and an awkward nerd who knows tons about the game
this'll be interesting
>no Bald Guy
Fuck. Well, at least Rapid isn't there.
3 terrans 1 zerg
2 zerg casters :D
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT WCG
I'll have to watch the vods later I guess
I like rapid. He got so much better
The zerg is new. How hard is he getting bashed by the
>noregret
>having a BW race
Noregret is the biggest charisma vaccum in SC history.
Worse then Kellymilkies
whats with that starwars music in the intro playing?
>boring man with autism girl
NoRegret is only good with Rapid because his genuine monotony counteracts Rapid's phony excitement.
Triple Terran? Sign me up.
Thanks for the heads up, will watch later.
He played pretty well in the ro24. Last will destroy him but the other two are much less certain.
Link?
>Tasteless getting fatter and fatter
God dam Day9 go over to Korea and get him to the gym
Bald Guy pairs pretty nicely with NoRegret for the same reason, since Bald Guy is basically just Rapid but stronger.
bald guy did pretty well with cadenzie too, he knew to constantly ask her questions
The SC2 invitational gave us this nice little exchange.
>3 Terrians
Fuck yes.
>Korean subtitles
Thanks Korea, that helps
3 terrans how many hours/days with this take?
Seems to be here: youtube.com
I haven't watched it either.
YOU'RE GONNA GET COMFY
IT'S TvT TIME
>inb4 it's the korean stream again
Reminder only 200 IQ chessplayers can enjoy TvT
SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS LITTLE ZERG BOY
ITS TERRAN TIME
>zelot
>zerg
What did he mean by this?
1.5 days if they bunker rush
man as a zerg I hope so hard zealot crushes them terran scum
he loves ZErg a LOT
To confuse his enemies, pretend to be zerg for years and then roll Protoss
I wish dong was here, he wouldve saves us from the terran
5 minutes if we see some poxys otherwise all night.
noregrenzie, the dark casting archon
>WarCraft 3 Semifinals
>Russian
>Chinese
>Korean
No surprises there.
>T1vT2 bo1
>T3vZ bo1
>T1vT3 bo3
>T2vZ bo3
>T2vT3 bo3
Assuming 40 minutes games and each bo3 goes to game 3, we're going to be here for around 5 hours
Actually, it's not by the looks of it. That's day 3 and third place deciding match, but finals are on the same channel.
>current Dong
>good
l m a o
>As long it's not Flash it's doable
Young players still fear grandpa and his disabled arms
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
What the fuck even was that tournament? The whole thing felt like a tax writeoff or something, there were like 90 minute breaks between bo3 sets. I have no clue why they even bothered to fly tastosis over there
>None of the players making eye contact with the qt host
Jesus just stare her down like a man
Is that how it works now? Two best of ones and three best of threes?
>already choking on the questioning phase
He's dead
Yogaman Sharp wil win.
Hah!
Jon nearly losing his shit was the second best part of that skit.
What the fuck, they are both so awkward that it isn't awkward.
I remember noregret telling artosis he'd been playing a BW a while ago, because he was saying the way BW zerg played was more fun because they felt more like a swarm
>NoRegret and Cadenzie
Ludo-Kino or utter shitshow?
>Cadenzie is so awkward she can't look at NoRegret
AWKWARD GAAAAAAAANG
sharp is so awesome in interviews!
this is going to be a carnival of awkward and i an already feel my jaw clenching and i love
China has a shit ton of money and they like to throw it around to try to be the best at a bunch of random shit, in this case esports. In the SC2 scene, every top player that isn't on Jin-Air is on some random Chinese team that has a cool name.
>Bo3 with TvTs
Get comfy lads we're going to be here all night.
I want Cadenzie's best quality wiggles.
This is fucking adorable. I never would have predicted this.
when you're a girl it's just called being "cute"
I miss tastosis so fucking much bros
enjoyable compared to r*pid screaming
Where's the Korea stream?
those groups are epic.
Mini, Larva Action
Stork, Best
Flash
You mean you didn't enjoy listening to beyond the game for literal hours at a time on repeat? I think that was strangely enough only an issue for sc2, most of the other games I watched had at most 20 minutes between sets. Also since when is clash royale such a popular e-sport, that shit pulled 4k+ viewers when every else hovered between 600 and 2000
>Afreeca having to license avengers music from the Big Mouse
No wonder afreeca can't even break even.
Last's posture is so good you could use his spine as a straight edge.
b e y o n d t h e g a m e
~LOOOOOOOOOOSSEEEEEEE YOURSELF~
>2 BO1s
>3 BO3s
Get comfy for the 5 hour stream.
chinks and gooks love that shit, its insane
HERE
WE
GO
Thanks user.
oh no no no
what are you doing
>falling for the impostor
Last got only one emotion: none
>borderline racist
lel
oh god, I just remembered this is best of 3
prepare for the longest day
bros... is noregret smashing that
this was one of the most kino matches out there
Pales in comparison to the absolute perfection that was Leta vs Modesty.
this awkward shoutcasting is awesome.
Noregrenzie is cute and funny!
that was just retarded. it was fun, but there was no thoughts being formed in their heads.
I hope this casting will get better as they go on
This awful casting even I could do better. Seriously.
>what wuz that building? Starport? Starport? Durr
>MIN UH RALS
holy shit her accent is thicc
FULL LETA
>pales in comparison to Leta vs Modesty
I miss Leta and his power to dumb down the intelligence of his foes
We're 10 minutes in. Only 8 more hours to go!
the commentary is fucking cringe jfc
kill yourselves
yfw when he was right and it turns out it was actually 2port
they shouldve banged before casting to clear the air
I hope it doesn't
god damn i forgot this happened
>Last with red team color sitting in blue seat
>Rush with blue team color sitting in red seat
asdf
Doesn't matter. It should be concise. Jokes are fine but all a good caster should have said was "I think he's going for 2 ports." That's it. He went on for minutes about it.
I know we won't, but I hope we see something like we saw last week.
A bit late, but just in time to not miss game #1. What're these neutral eggs on the map for? This a new map?
They're to make the ramps smaller and easier to wall
>More starports.
noregret knows almost nothing about BW. To the point of not even knowing the most common builds, even calling it correctly is an achievement for him
this game was over 10 minutes ago
Cringecast
>tfw 2 posts in the pic are yours
L E T A
H A S
A R R I V E D
gg
This map is essentially a better Transistor, and the problem with that map was that the 2x ramps were way too big making ling/zealot rushes too powerful
LAST IS LETA IN DISGUISE
Which match was this?
no idea why he doenst memorize the team liquid wiki before casting.
Which season was this? Sharp vs who again?
>noregret knows almost nothing about BW
Shit even I know more than him. Even just the girl alone would be better than this. Having someone who doesn't know shit is just so painful.
>tfw even if that pic is yours, you used one of my posts in it
>these casters
I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it
i forgot when but it was a protoss stealing the gas with an assimilator and terran decided to go bio and manages to push the protoss' shit in even though protoss managed to get the typical bio counters out in the end.
THE MINERAL LINE FEARS THE WRAITH
THE TANK LINE FEARS THE WRAITH
NONE CAN STAND BEFORE THE WRAITH (except for anything that can fight back against the wraith)
It can be okay. Bald man doesn't know shit about BW, but he recognizes that and just spent the entire show asking the autistic girl questions about her favorite game and it turned out kinda okay.
if it wasn't for reavers and storm
Bio Terran vs Toss would be a massacre
M&M is so fucking good against Zealots its insane, hell storm would be manageable with Vessels, but Reavers just rape
God Damn I misread your post in my drunken state. Glad we both had a post in that glorious moment immortalized!
virgin scout vs chat wraith
>Here's Rush. He tried to kill Last with 2port but as we can see it didn't end well
>zelot
>misspelled
>is zerg
wtf
Say that to my fucking face IRL and see what happens, bitch
>vs T 0.0%
Honestly it's far better than last week.
[cloaks behind you]
pssshh, too slow
>1400 viewers on both English streams combined
>all those empty chairs
>audience that is there is 95% male as opposed to the 50% screaming girls audience of old
bros...
>Scout
>even getting built in real life
>vs T 0.0%
uhh.. Zergbros...
tossgirl sucks so hard his brain matter came out
>purple Zerg vs teal Terran
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kino.
Why the giraffes?
I don't wakarimasu.
no chad dong genes to breed with
Girls only watch stuff if it's popular. BW isn't popular anymore
*gets actually build*
your stats seem good kid, but not good enough
One of the girls stream beta orbiters dressed up as a giraffe last time.
3 hatch! THIS IS FUCKING EXCITING!!!
I remember it was a season 6 game. Sharp vs GuemChi on Autobahn and Sharp vs Rain on Neo Transistor are the only 2 PvT with him involved in that season.
>casters speak so softly they get drowned out by the music
well at least terran 1 and 3 are pure audio
Literally why is NoRegret casting? He has no experience with Brood War, is completely average at SC2. Is it only because he knows Artosis that he even has a job here?
jesus that vulture control.
audio mixing guy took pity on us
he sucks mean dick and spent the last few weeks under the caster's desk
there's legit 5 white people in SK that know what BW is at this time
imagine trying to get a dragoon past those eggs
virtually impossisble
Bros....
I think Cadenzie + NoRegret is not a bad casting pair tbqh.
gg
The girl and the baldie ware great last time, these two have no chemistry.
It's like when Nick and Dan were casting World of Tanks. They had absolutely ZERO FUCKING CLUE what they were on about. At least they're both very charasmatic and have good chemistry.
I'm not even mentioning Cadenzie. Like, why is she even in Korea. She doesn't even play?
>I maek hydra
>no atac
>leave gaem
Truly a 300IQ plays today
I don't like this map. Defense is way too easy for Terran which already has incredible defense and most OP race
I look forward to seeing this. It would be hilarious. Well, I imgaine the first thing they'll do is attack the eggs.
much more enjoyable than aids screamer rapepid
Imagine trying to make a dragoon do literally anything.
>She doesn't even play?
she does though
>The girl and the baldie
Honestly the best caster pair
>She doesn't even play?
She does play, she never manages to get past qualifiers because she's not Korean, but she plays. She was also in that all-women tournament and won it IIRC
Zelot was an idiot who failed to block his ramps and defend his bases, even though all it would take was one hydra on hold position or a single sunken colony. A hydra rush would barely work on this map anyway, he relied purely on novelty.
I had no idea who she was until her last cast but shes knows whats what at least even though she speaks softly. The bald guy complemented her well last time.
cadenzie is better than artosis
>All women tournament
That's like a premier league football team going up against my local 5-a-side
thats not a high bar to beat
>all-"women" tourny and won
>can't get past qualifiers "because shes not korean"
user, I...
>all-women tournament
Theres a reason these exist you know.
the women tournament was pretty fun though. It is the type of games you would play at your local internet cafee or with friends.
Fight until you die by the blade of the one you hate~
for fap material
Could it be...?
noregret got better last time. and with TvT he got plenty of time
I know it's not a high bar, especially since most of her opponents were """streamers""" that even I could probably beat, but the point is she does play.
She advanced through the last online KSL qualifiers, iirc. She's not amazing, but she does know the game fairly well. Definitely knows it better than she plays it, though.
*of
One job user.
Tasteless syndrome then
And immediately died to a sunken rush.
Like I said, she clearly knows her shit, which is the important thing when casting.
>based cadenzie
fuck yeah. i'm late but happy
it's only getting worse
observed
Don't bully!
to be fair you have to be very high IQ to understand zerg
cadenzie should fix her teeth while shes in gookland
theyre obsessive about dental health and should have decent clinics
Boss tank
GET EM BOYS
is the barracks just being used for LOS? I guess it makes for cheap (if hefty) scouting.
>this is so awkward
quote of the night right there, folks
you have no need for marines, ghosts or firebats so just use it as an overlord
how do we fix ghosts bros.
>forgetting that game where Leta showed their true potential, but hammed it at the last second
shove a few more upgrades on to the covert ops
bags of sand
give them Kerrigan model
How does that even happen? Is there a link the the qualifier videos?
NOREGRET BTFO
Wasn't it NaDa?
>THE MEDIVAC
God fucking Damnit.
yup
you don't need anything the barracks can make in TvT, except as a tech building for factories. after it's built and you have a handful of marines for defense all it's good for is scouting
a bit late but that FUCKING TANK CHASEDOWN
Got it, terran mech v mech.
Sharp looks in a bad place here if he doesn't start expanding given Last has taken one of his nearby areas.
i have heard both tasteless and artosis call dropships medivacs 10+ times
Totally kino
SHUT UP AND LET ME HATE ON REGRET
this, no attack rate and movement speed upgrade is whats missing
Calling it now
Last leaves first place
Sharp leaves second
>battlecruisers mentioned
Make it happen. Last has not very much anti-air.
>they think armor upgrades matter in siege tank battles
This is not what artosis taught me in every single TvT.
a bit late to call that
Proof of sc2 rotting your brain
>widowmines
tanks have a base armor of 1. WIth armor upgrade you go to 3. arcanlite cannon does 70 base, with +5 per upgrade. So with +2 you get 80 damage. So that is 78+78 for a 2shot. With armor you get 77+77. No idea what Im missing but armor doesnt seem to help
SCV MASSACRE
Sharp doing it
+1 armor makes your tanks take 3 shots instead of 2
>Is he gonna do X or what?
how? liquidpedia doesnt show it either.
SCV GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
>trades a tank for an SCV
Call GG already, it's a bo3
>90 supply to 170
>the scvs are doing more damage than the...wraith, that's what it's called.
This is pretty funny.
We, the people demand 45 minute games.
>3 hours before battlecruisers
BTFOed
>142 supply to 146
>suddenly 140 supply to 145
>I told Sharp to kill 3 command centers
>And he actualy did it!
>Absolute Madman!
is noregret getting blackholed?
this is like total annihiliation. both completely drained
>CC just slowly burns down
Lmao
>trying to trade siege uphill
things are starting to get scrappy bros
RIP CC
Maybe he's trying to tire out Last for the later games
Is this how Noregret gets all the ladies?
you'll be scannin in that big main up in the sky lil CC, rip
noregret has actually gotten a lot better with this game, TvT naturally makes you more intelligent
>250 APM
Last is falling asleep
Noregret is becoming a TvT man.
>230 APM
last is such a retard.
Sharp forgot +3 armour?
He's had around 70 less apm all game.
Hell, it's about time.
>CC burning again
ITS ALL HAPPENING AGAIN
C A T T L E B R U I S E R S
yawn how long is this match going to last
WHERE DOING THIS
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
BATTLECRUISERS
BC'S FUCK YEAH BOYS!
HERE
WE
GO
for what? each tank upgrade gives +5
BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL
>it's almost like you play Brood War
Absolutely brutal.
He's at 209 APM now. FALLING ASLEEP
>*sounds of tanks sieging, unsieging and fireing*
>go to pee and make coffe
>*sounds of tanks sieging, unsieging and fireing*
>the way cadenzie pronounces battlecruisers
so we know suzie gets wet from reavers. And now cadenzie gets hot and bothered from battlecruisers. Woman love big dick units
being a pr*tossfag.
YAMATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YAMATO CANNON
>Not a single person saw a 40m TvT happening.
Except this user
>scouting factories
>Women love big dick
I wish I had one to satisfy them with
It's beautiful isn't it. There's nothin' finer
What does Last have defending his main again? I'm surprised Sharp doesn't just drop half his army there and wreck it.
I WANNA RAM MY BATTLECRUISER IN TO CADENZIE'S HIVE!
>suddenly sound of yamato cannons
the one thing I love in SC2 is the yamato noise as it charges up, it's orgasmic
>tattoos
>lip piercing
proud owner of a small peepee
Feels good, maybe well get all top spots again.
>not wanting to burrow your lurker in her vespine geyser
Reminder
there is AT LEAST one more TvT's tonight
there might actually be 5 more
4 hours of BW still to go
She sounds more confident compared to last time I heard her.
We're not worthy
>45 minutes
Remember, this is the first of two BO3s.
literally game 1 too
BATTLECRUISERS REACHING CRITICAL MASS
>Last is going to build many more units with all that extra population
>400 gas
What did Cadenzie mean by this?
>longest match
nani
also didnt noregret do a 24 hours cast during the preliminaries?
Is this really the longest game in ASL?
wasnt that tvt on fighting spirit an ASL match? that one went an hour
Hero vulture.
BC's dancing. Fantasy would be proud
gg
Last is just going for an econ win, he's planning on starving out Sharp while slowly growing his battlecruiser fleet. This is going to be a longer game unless Sharp does something.
R I P
Thank fuck
K I N O
many vultures
bo3?
OH LORD
GG EZ
gg
imagine posting this after gg
>no break between games
Jesus christ, they're going to actually die
INFINITE VALUE
I can't believe Last didn't end the game earlier
god, i hate tvt
>gg
only 90 more minutes to go for this bo3
cant wait for someone going to piss in a bottle onstage so he doesnt hvae to forfeit
TvT is soo good.
i wish no regret wasn't here.
the chick pretty good imo.
Im already Tracer
>not the game
haHAA
yamato reach should've been nerfed ages ago
>admitting youre low IQ
this game looks sick
gonna watch the vod later
>inferno claims studio in seoul after player's wrists go into nuclear meltdown
>No break between matches
Cruel and unusual punishment for the viewer and players.
tvt is objectively shit, that's why most people don't want to see it
i maek bc
The players deserve it for playing filthy, dishonest terrans.
Ecen advertisers dont want to have their products associated with TvT
this casting is physically painful. where is artosis?
>150 energy on an expensive unit spell should be weak
Presumed dead in China
>objectively
in china fucking triad prostitutes
Sucking on maos dead corpse of warcraft.
how do get scottish brood war casting gf
How long until both Last and Sharp start having delusions from the wrist pain?
If WC3 made some amazing comeback and Tastosis cast it, I'd watch.
Armor also comes into play because of the splash damage, reducing that by any amount is important
haggis
The hype terran music is really at odds with TvT gameplay
offer her chips n' irn bru
>after two hour-long TvTs Last and Sharp agree to play ZvZ in the last game
Sharp is based. FUCK Last.
dat surround
This was the most exiting thing since the tank chasedown.
>switching race mid tournament
dingdong bannu
This Vulture control.
wc3 has been on an upswing since reforged was announced,theres no leagues like ksl and asl tho
damn sharp's vultures were godtier
Get her a bottle of bucky and she'll be raring to go
noregret gonna go balls deep in cadenzie tonight
>this game could go on for 3 hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
wtf wcg still exists? did grubby or moon or lyn play or are they washed up now? were tastosis casting wc3 or did they play bw too? I thought china gave up on that after larva humiliated them.
>WELL COME ON THEN, I SHAVED ME MINGE FOR THIS
>347 replies
>probably 30% of the way through the games
moon and th000 played i think
prove yourself to her by defeating her father in an end of curling
this is why they do bo1
Moon is still a top tier player and Lyn still plays competitively as well
Grubby is a streamer now and doesn't play tournaments
>they were cringin' when they saw 3 terrans in one group
Based
>ASL has decided on a new rule, maximum of 2 Terrans per group
>user saved my picture
Come on Cadenzie, bully Noregret!
>SC2 is childhood game
bros... I'm in love
They brought wcg back. Tastosis was there for sc2, Rotterdam08 and a few other ex pros were casting warcraft
based cadenzie is a fan of soul calibur 2
>cadenzie plays soul calibur
nice
>linked to the past.
what a fag.
Now remove ZvZ.
>Vikings!
>uhh yeah like Soul Caliber 2
>I was a LttP kid
>LET ME FIT IN CAD
Jesus Christ this is great.
you know KESPA is dead, right?
>smash is a fighting game
Why do you hate knife fight in a phone booth?
i saved everything i could from those threads, they were the best fun i've had on this website outside of these threads in years
she's throwing noregret a bone here
PLEB OPINION. ZvZ is entertaining, it's fast and fun
shut up and let me live in the past
on rollerskates
GOD
I WANT A SCOTTISH GF TO BULLY ME
I WANT HER TO COMPLETELY HUMILIATE ME IN PUBLIC
I WANT TO THROW ALL HER INSULTS BACK IN HER FACE WHILE I'M RAILING HER
more like force everyone to ZvZ
>I'd rather mess up the names than "oh this guy knows nothing."
Dude.
>gundams
What are they going to be calling goliaths by the end of this stream?
>korea time goes for like 5 hours
>Cadenzie starts feeling comfortable and delivers gold
This format is good for something after all
*PvP
>"I don't really know how to commentate this
We know
Same here.
this is why not even koreans like tvt
WRAITHS ARE MAJESTICS
THEY ARE MAVERICKS
RAINING LASERS FROM THE SKY
STOP BULLYING THE WRAITHS!
Last is so exhausted he must end the game early before he falls asleep
mold
is
gold
>Regret finally losing it and falsely accusing Cad of calling something wrong and then getting BTFO.
LOL
So this is the trademark "Noregret charm" I've heard so much about.
>no one play that game. that is the worst game
NoRegret betraying his main game for Brood War pussy
I'm actually lowkey enjoying this caster dynamic.
Sharp is going to exhaust himself in a hopeless situation against Last and then get owned by the weaker player in the decider match.
>I dont even know what these new units are doing like they're teleporting around like excuse me?
Goddamn this fucking cast is tearing me apart.
how did this go from the most awkward cast in history into pure kino
gg
whats up with westener commentators wandering into offtopic redditlike subjects while the game is going on
wow
Me to, they're getting a bit loose now.
Man, fuck Last.
Sharp gets bored and just leaves. Last is now gonna go for that power nap
>absolute state of SC2
S t a r g i r l
LOOK AT THOSE SHOULDERS
Last looks ded
they dont know BW so they just talk about other things
I don't want kids, but I want to cum inside Cadenzie after she asks me not to
One doesn't play the game and the other doesn't play Terran. Also nobody including the players are barely conscious any more and are going by pure instinct.
unironically you'd get btfo by the chick in a 1v1
>you're sweating really hard
>the smell is overwhelming
>did you shit yourself as well?
wew, calm down there stargirl
Noregret legitimately doesn't know much about Brood War and Cadenzie is in fear of his fat autism.
We're two hours in and there's still two bo3s left to go. Korea time is going to hit bump limit.
When you realize that the only reason it is "kino" at all is because one retard doesn't know what he's casting, it's really not that amazing. It's just funny when Cad bullies him. At least Nick and Dan can banter back and forth.
Didn't Last beat his girlfriend or something?
Oh, not you again!
She did a good job with casting with the brazzers dude
now a word from our sponsors
several different plastic surgery clinics
why does she have half her face hidden with hair
is this the power of girl autism
same happens with tastosis lol xd u so funneh spergouts
OH GOD STUPID KPOP SLUTS
yeah, he got arrested and charged with domestic abuse
Where is his jaw? Obese fuck. No wonder he's useless
oh great
Korean legs at 5 am
time to fap again
Let's be honest with ourselves, Tastosis would've both gone feral during that series.
And it would've been amazing.
I miss them bros...
yo
i haven't watched or played any starcraft since like 2008
is my man lim yo hwan still alive and revered?
Yeah, it's too bad they died.
what do these have to do with starcraft?
BRING BACK BLIND AND FROZEN
this fat fuck is gonna ntr my waifu and there's nothing i can fucking do about it.
at least the girls from this advertisements arent complete sluts whoring out their shoulders
ahh yes,
kpop thots and sc1.
great match!
Oh, they're talking about the new Sum41 album, nice.
He retired years ago man. He transitioned to SC2, lead a pretty decent team, then went to be a family man
based boomer music
>fapping to plastic straws
wew
Ill just sunken drop her.
SUM41?
what.
yo one of these girls is leagues above the others
he was streaming BW a few months ago, but I think he mostly plays poker and sleeps on his money pile now
Sum41? God damn it's the mid 2000's again!
UGLY FAT BASTARD starring this guy and cadenzie when
that's what she does though
far right?
she doesnt unleash the power of her demon eye unless she plays
Zealot, you need to lose for the good of all of us.
unbased anti-feminist starcraft casting
you just know they will fug after this long day of casting
Post your objectively correct caster power rankings
this is great boomerwar
HUGE TvT
4 pools.
SUM41
kpop sluts
all we need is BBQ chicken.
>girl player
her APM will be shit
i maek pool
>4pool
TvT is objectively the highest IQ match, but is TvZ the most SOUL?
>fat old man NTR
I can see noregrets face already disappearing.
>Hello! As a special ASL prize, the finalists will receive blowjobs from us!
We do not use condoms because our mouths are sterile and feel like plastic anyway
greasy face and uk teeth,still cute tho
Did Cadenzie win vs Tossgirl?
BASED artosis
- power gap -
any other literal who
35yo discount kpop girls.jpg
yes
>Zelot
LMAO
far right and second on the left would be my guesses
Whats older?
sc1 or the kpop sluts?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ZELOT
TvZ is Starcraft at it's purist.
ah
a fitting end, i guess
cheers, thanks for the info
do used up sexy girls end up doing porn like idols in japan?
>BLOCKS YOUR PATH
dumb zerg wasting time
Just blind counter 4pool lmao. Holy shit.
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF ZELOT
i think porn is banned in korea.
i never see korean based porn.
Porn is illegal in worst korea
The team he ran had some of my fave SC2 players of all time, including the most handsome progamer-Clide
Used up girls are mulched and converted into plastic for the new girls.
how do we buff Hydras?
gg
Well, that was fairly embarrassing.
theres still amateur porn, and ive seen some koreans in jav too
fuck off zelot n00b
that was disgusting zelot
>get one time chance to play vs top players
>4pool
I just want to see Zelot lose for the simple fact that Noregret and Cad will have to cast another TvT and lose their mind.
NoRegret trying to gotcha Cadenzie and failing miserably is my new favorite thing
are these all Bo3s?
Is SC2 the most memeable s-sport?
first two matches of the night are bo1, then the winners, losers, and deciders matches are bo3
give them siege mode
all but first two games
what noise does an overlord make
BLEARGH
BRRAAAAPPP
BUBHLHJFLASIODHFAIODSFOSA
there was actually a lot going on. artosis would have cum in his pants.
EEEHEEEHHH!?!?!?
2 hydras spawn from 1 egg
>god tier
tastosis
>high tier
cadenzosis
>okay tier
noregrenzie, cadenzie/bald guy, rapidosis,
>shit tier
rapid solo, rapidless, rapid/wolf
>awful tier
rapidregret
>we've lost all control, we are shit and god and the holy ghost tier
rapid solocast TvT
GRUUUUH :DDD
"DESPITE BEING ONLY 14% OF THE POPULATION, LURKERS COMMIT 50% OF ALL VIOLENT CRIMES ON THE CREEP"
BLEEEHHHH ERNIE
EUEHGUGUEHGDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY
>God Tier
Anything with Khaldor
>Abandon hope all who enter
KellyMilkies
>rapidless
When?
hydras can morph into larva giving back 75 minerals and 25 gas.
>Khaldor
never liked him
he also jumped ship to hots quite early
BASED Eddyposter
it happened once I think. Tasteless has to play artosis's role as the strategy caster while rapid does the shoutcasting and it's boring as fuck. at least rapid/artosis has them fulfilling their natural roles
Oh nonono poor little Zelot.
RIP Zealot
>his face
OH NO NO NO NO
gg
You boys ready for another hour of TvT?
Where does solo Artosis and solo Tasteless fall in to this list?
>last place as expected
OOF
>zelot's fucking face
oh my god that was fucking beautiful, we need a gif, i thought the camera had frozen for a while
bald guy is creighton
looking back on a bunch of people who jumped ship to hots when it came out i have no idea what they were thinking,hots had no future
Cadenzie should go give Zelot a handjob to cheer him up.
Zelot gets BTFO as expected. Time to see these casters cry again in a TvT.
>TvT starting again soon
>bump limit hit
new thread when?
solo tasteless is actually really enjoyable, he spends a lot of time talking strategy because he doesn't get to pass it off to artosis
Look at Day9 though.
He built up, arguably, the ENTIRE western SC2 scene, then fucked off to his gay little card games when he smelled an extra buck or two.
make it one supply, it would be fucking crazy if it just cost 1 supply with that statline
pls respond
When this one dies.
>at least 4 more TvTs ahead now
I believe so, yes
The face of a man that 4pools.
Make it so they can evolve into flying hydras.
Hunter/Killer stats
well blizzard usually is golden when it comes to long term support. HOTS was the first game where activision stepped in and put it down
This game was depressing. He massed so many hutas and threw them all away.
>MisO's mutas
god that was painful
blizzard can support it all they want,the game isnt competitive and blizzard cant do esports
if it got big, then they would be the first casters and had a chance of become the tastosis there
personally i thought hots was fucking retarded and had no future after the first reveal
>day9
an example of a man who jumped to a successful game (hearthstone), but is struggling to transition (see his awful hosting of dota2)
i don't think such a thing has happened since the old gomtv days. Both were fine solo though, i remember watching tasteless cast solo but it wasn't nearly as good as tastosis
it's 2-3 depending on a 2-1 or 2-0
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make group C 4 Protoss!?
PvP is the most boring matchup by far.
why does literally every woman play Zerg?
close range melee attacks that do more
a 4 protoss group means that 2 protoss get eliminated no matter what
yeah but you dont know that from the start. Other blizzard games became competitive, blizzard games have a history of being competitive, blizzard has always encouraged it and they have enough money to support a game through bad times. And even if it starts out sucking there is the advantage of being an early adopter.
There were definitely a few solo Artosis games in ASL a few years ago, and I'm pretty sue there was at least one solo Tasteless game. They were rare, but they happened.
Fuckin hell, remember the Day 9 daily on Justin? AKA the most COMFY shit of all time?
And even State of the game, even though that was CARRIED by Nony.
Day9 is the archetypal jew. Saw that the game he dedicated his life to had a small failing, then jumped ship to some shit game
less protoss for the rest of the tournament
Point well taken
i fucking hate day9. he is also currently trying to ruin magic: the gathering.
just let them play FFA on Bloodbath and be over with it
>race all about breeding, hatching and tending to little monsters
>zerg have no honor or brocode and backstab everyone all the time
female gamers love edgy things
>they have a bed and WE can just sleep up here
Meanwhile the GSL had nearly half an hour of technical breaks due to lag spikes, since Blizzard doesn't allow LANs in SC2.
>mfw I'm going on vacation innawoods and missing Korea Time on the only day worth skipping
i called them and told them i couldnt make the stream that day so they put all protoss there for me
People in the crowd screaming in dredd before anothet TvT
day9 hasnt done anything of worth outside of sc
Okay gang, I brewed up a pot of coffee. We can survive one more TvT tonight.
I don't think so. Artosis was always with rapid when tasteless wasn't there
This same thing exists in Warhammer 40,000, where every single woman plays Tyranids.
I honestly have no explanation, I guess its all the girls who liked collectin bugs combined with all the mass birthing and "mother of millions" aspects of both races.
Go Sharp
God I rememeber when they first announced SC2 being online only everyone was concerned but blizzdrones assured everyone blizzard would make a unique tournament build which allowed for LAN.
And of course the xpacks would be so rich in content having the game broken into 3 parts wasnt a jew move at all! it would be a bro move of blizzard to give us even more content!
we need a new thread
Did you not see him playing in the Magic pro tour? He was playing against the best in the world, and was asking questions like "Oh so I need to tap mana to cast this spell?!"
well, their boss is a woman after all
I just finished watching during the ASL break. The games were great indeed.
You know what? Maybe you're right. It has been a long time since I watched them, maybe I'm remembering wrong. Perhaps my brain has actively blocked out all the unpleasant memories of Rapid.
>???
He unironicaly creates decent mtg content.
The ones ruining the game are WotC themselfs.
cant they do the TvT matches side by side, so we at least can go through 2 games at the same time.
Sounds like truth
i dont play magic but the guy has no knowledge outside of sc,no matter how much his former clout gets him in top tier tourneys
early sc2 was comfy af with the daily day9 youtube vids and watching gomtv
he really fucked up jumping ship in retrospect, considering how incontrol has basically taken his old position and seems to be doing well
>So are they gonna float their barracks or what?
Goddamn, this phrase just keeps pissing me off.
>youknow
InControl based as fuck.
I was sad for him when his whore wife left him so she could ride the cock carousel to the top of twitch
I was actually going to mention that rapid's cast is so free of substance you probably just erased him from memory
Incontrol was kinda jumping ship but he always had one foot in the door it seemed so he could come back
I remember destiny giving him his for leaving when the game was at its deadest and destiny was like the only guy left
then destiny jumped ship too
based rapid perfecting the art of zen casting where you let go of all substance
>but it's scrambled
CADENZIEEE
>THE EGGG
I never followed him but there was a time you couldnt go into a Blue Sky Black Death (production duo) video on youtube without something like "day9 brought me here" being the top comment so I guess he has decent musical taste.
CADENZIE THE EGG
god i want her to scramble my eggs
This is it, Tastosis can fuck off forever. NoCadenzie is perfection.
>broken into 3 parts
People in the crowd actually cheered for that during the reveal.
I want to fertilize her eggs
>you just really like soul calibur
who doesn't?
oh fuck we're going to need a new thread
somebody make one quick
never liked destiny since those early sc2 vids of him being real fucking salty, and i like him even less now that he is an "internet debater"
>its scrambled
10/10
3 > 1
simpla as
gg
If Sharp gets fucking eliminated by Rush lmao
Sharp's brain is as scrambled as the egg.
Ive never played a fighting game since I only had a PC to game on as a kid and they didnt exist on PC back then. It did give me a love for RTS though. at least one dead genre I enjoy
it's amazing how she manages to save his shitty jokes
Im already Winston
new
Yeah I don't like him either
>YOGA BOY EATS HIS EGG AND GETS HIS SHIT SCRAMBLED
I'm so tired bros.