These are your Dark Mage and Priestess for tonight.
These are your Dark Mage and Priestess for tonight
Brayden Campbell
Eli Gray
Excuse me ladies, I appreciate your service but umm... could you put some god damn clothes on!?
Carson Davis
>no womb tattoos
Not powerful enough. Get outta my party
Jaxon Fisher
>priestess is not blue eyed blonde
Pretty cute and funny image there though
Andrew Mitchell
Will the Priestess marry me to the Dark Mage?
Andrew Turner
What's my Dark Knight for tonight
Isaac Gonzalez
healthy, healthy!
Evan Hernandez
cute
and funny
Lucas Diaz
I want to scrub their back with a exfoliating body wash and a loofah and then snuggle them close and play with their pudgy tummies.
Luis Long
Honestly. Just because they're (21) doesn't mean they can't dress like sluts.
Landon Lopez
and squeeze their thighs!
Gavin Thomas
These are some fine healthy young ladies, prime breeding material if I say so myself.
Daniel Roberts
>not recognising Kukuri and Juju
begone
Bentley Wilson
HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF SOMEONE WAS TO RUB THEIR THUMBS SOFTLY ON THEIR NIECE'S NIPPLES AND SHE JUST SITS THERE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE OR UPSET HYPOTHETICALLY
Caleb Sanders
>thicc
Yes.
>loli
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Evan King
wakarimasen lol
Hunter Wilson
Is Ranma 1/2 worth watching?
Jace Russell
Gibs more pleas
Brandon Barnes
but where the fuck is my dps, I always gotta play goddamn tank for these squishy niggas, a few spells from the dark mage isn't gonna cut it
Leo Clark
It means she'll casually mention it to her dad and he'll beat your ass, mate.
Caleb Gutierrez
that person should literally kill themselves
Aaron Williams
you're gonna go to jail
Ayden Long
Hell no
Nicholas Morris
Her dad died in a beer exploring
Leo Williams
The hypothetical police turn up on your door step once her parents find out and then the person hypothetically gets killed in prison
Michael Mitchell
It's a hypothetical
Jack Taylor
hypothetically you're gonna go to jail
Wyatt Cox
she's gonna tell her mom because you stopped
Bentley Adams
IT MEANS
OK
GO
CONTINUE
WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS 100% OK
Lucas Powell
can I hypothetically go to jail with sexy little girls?
Mason Collins
What a rotten way to die.
She can still tell it to her mom. If she's your sister, she and maybe the rest of your family will hate you. If she's your sister-in-law, she'll probably call the cops on you.
Hunter Thompson
no
jail is only filled with prisongay oji-sans
Josiah Jenkins
sounds okay to me bro
Colton Watson
>Guru Guru was 2 years ago
Kevin Adams
>euro power hour
>cunny posting goes through the roof
dare I say based
Jacob Cox
You just lost The Game.
Connor Diaz
that ms2 girl gets my dick rock solid
all the chibis in that game do
Caleb Collins
i should play it again sometime
Nathan Gutierrez
Why is Yea Forums pro-lolicon lately?
Gavin Williams
>Lately
Hunter Rogers
inb4 20 replies saying >lately, with a smug reaction image
Owen Walker
This is your dark mage
Noah Hill
tourists eat poopoo
Jose Sanchez
c/v/nny
Brandon Morales
>lately
Levi Moore
get out
Christian Campbell
>la
>te
>ly
Angel Edwards
>lately
Jose Smith
>not posting the whole thing
Andrew Nguyen
FORGIVE ME LORD FOR I HAVE SINNED
C
U
N
N
Y
Cameron Wright
>lately
Robert Gray
>lately
Christian Gutierrez
The forbidden word
Kevin Cook
I want to be the loli
Dylan Gomez
oooh it's that girl and boy from that one NTR doujin
it's good to see she's canonically thick
Ayden King
>lately
Aiden Jenkins
>in before banned again for posting in an off topic thread
Fuck jannies
Jackson Edwards
Eat my ass, tranny jannie.
Luis Gomez
I play her belly like a bongo when she's on my lap and she giggles because it's fun. You seem like a weird pervert.
Juan Stewart
>inb4 ban evading to dodge another jannytranny fit
Ryder Powell
The site is so cucked they can't even keep rangebans active for more than a month.
Cooper Reyes
>lately
Landon Cox
You cannot rangeban people when you get tons of mobile traffic and you want ad revenue.
Hudson Nelson
Is their a script that lets me filter posters by their IP? It's insane the only people I can filter are the namefags/tripfags. I really want to make a Yea Forums holocaust where every board becomes a slow board.
Brayden Smith
Fuck you, I can never phonepost and often my home IP is rangebanned too
Eli Collins
Best dfc games anyone?
Cameron Phillips
>lately
Hunter Hall
cute but also very funny thread
Evan Murphy
Suck mod cock on IRC so they make you part of their secret club.
Charles Bennett
I hate how many ironic pedophiles are on this board.
Bentley Bailey
Jace Scott
Yea Forums has always been lolicon, the mods were just pretty pissy about it lately, maybe the resident lolihater mod is on (unpaid) vacation or something
Kayden Rivera
>I really want to make a Yea Forums holocaust where every board becomes a slow board.
It would only be slow for you. That isn't a holocaust, that's just sticking your fingers in your ear and saying "la la la I can't hear you"
Xavier Cooper
They could stand to lose a little weight.
Eli Rivera
Noah Evans
>lately
Jayden Morales
Do facebook mods have the power to do this?
I went on IRC once and they were all trannies and banned me
Blake Smith
Yeah, they really make us unironic ones look bad.
Carson Parker
Grayson Gonzalez
>this thread
Camden Myers
NO NO NO NO NO
Hudson Peterson
try Yea Forums
Carter Nelson
>ironic pedophiles
Haha yeah ironic hehe
Hudson Watson
you're fucked asshole lol
Christopher Wilson
Nah, it's dead. Don't waste your time.
Landon Wilson
Unless they're incredibly dominant, they can fuck right off.
Ryder Hughes
Ryan Rivera
>It would only be slow for you
I'm the only person on this site who matters. I desire to make my own personal Yea Forums where only the cool kids are invited.
>that's just sticking your fingers in your ear and saying "la la la I can't hear you"
No, because I literally can't hear you, I don't know you are posting, the sticking fingers in ears is a shit analogy because you know they are talking.
Consider adopting a tripcode
Dylan Brooks
Bentley Watson
Aaaaaaaaaa these are ideal bodies and ages I can't stand this mortal plane
Ethan Thompson
Jason King
ruggarel is currently undergoing a sex change operation
Henry Diaz
>lately
Matthew Bennett
Why would god make little girls so sexy if it's illegal?
Kayden Russell
>lately
Isaac Flores
I'm calling the police, hypothetically.
Cameron Diaz
I got that "idiot pedophile" message yesterday though so seems like he's still around
Christopher Gray
>wonderloli is real
No fucking way
Colton Perez
absolutely delicious
Jeremiah Sanders
God literally wants you to raise a daughter wife. It's the purest form of love because of all the unconditional resource investment you put in without getting any children for years. Of course all sex outside marriage, or for anything but procreation is sin. God wants you to go up to men and say "hey i'll take that little girl off your hands and give you a goat to boot!" and the father will accept your generous offer and the two of you will live a long happy life together.
Zachary Wilson
>lately
Caleb Wright
trannies gonna freak!
Owen Wright
>it starts
Nicholas Hall
Go back to your porch Humbert
Landon Lewis
Think of the advertisers, user!
Asher Sanchez
Yup everyone in this thread is getting banned now.
Brandon Reyes
Yeah he's still around. Yea Forums just isn't his main board. Reminder all the mods are faggots like redwood who go to furfag cons and love deviant art and shit.
Mason Young
abunai!
Lucas Powell
I can't imagine a more cucked thing than not fucking your daugther