Congratulations user, you have won this year's Twisted Metal tournament. Come, claim your wish

Congratulations user, you have won this year's Twisted Metal tournament. Come, claim your wish

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Comfy night's sleep
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Goodnight. Not for me. That never happens.
I hope you have good everything

that's all I care about

I want my anime waifu to come to life and love me for who I am

one gf, please

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I want to be a real woman.

YO WHAT UP THERE ST, CHECK IT DROP A PLAYA IN A BUCKET, A TRICKED-OUT HOOP ALL CHROMIE HOMIE WIT MY NAME ON MA PROPS, AW YEA NIT'S GONNA BE QUICK, SO QUICK I BOUNCE WITHOUT MY SHADOW AN ALL THAT

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I want my cat back

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GIMME NEET GF

I want a second pixel for OPs image

Can I have like, twenty bucks?

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I like you user.

Wish granted, heres 2000 pennies and no coin wrappers, hahahaha

Well sure, take this Jackson I have on me...oh, but I wouldn't feel safe just yet. I'm afraid that not a single person aside from me will ever donate to your little homework project ever again!
Thank you for playing m[PAGE EDIT LOCKED BY ADMINISTRATOR]

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I want you to post pornography in this board, Calypso.

I'm sorry about your life fren

Can I get a uhhhhh flashlight that turns anyone it shines on into a qt anime girl

500K Link

Not only will I post pornography just for you, I'll post something so vile, so degenerate that not even you could pleasure yourself to it!

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Cousin Eddy wants a bigger wun...

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Sure. Careful though, they're all in a rut right now.

OH THAT'S SICK
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR CALYPSO

I wish for a new Twisted Metal.

>Twisted Metal

Surely you mean Hi Octane.

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Like which one? I don't recall some

Vigilante 7>Twisted Metal

Since I won I want Calypso to give me the sauce for

>most of the revenge related wishes from black for example

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god i wish that were me

I wish that nothing ever existed. Ever. Including you. Or is that beyond your power, sir?

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I forgot that barely anyone got screwed there. The one's I can think of are The groom's decline in marriage, one of them is living in a loop, and the gimp/

I wish.

I want an N word pass for life!

Oh wait please don't make me black Calypso

Bring back the choccy milk meme so I can feel again.

you played yourself nigga

>user knelled before me groveling, crying loudly for all to hear, well those still living anyway... "Calypso please end all of this, make it so nothing ever existed" your wish is granted! user wept tears of happiness for the first time in a long time but it faded away when he began to realize something was wrong "I-i-i don't understand why is everything still around? It shouldn't exist!" Everything? My dear boy you said nothing, which has always existed. But a wish is a wish. but you could always try next year

>MY NAME IS CALYPSO! and I thank to you playing Twisted Metal.

you could've just made him blind, you melodramatic fuck

Why don't they just make an online Twisted Metal game with all of the cars from every game?

A.) "Too much work"
B.) As of now, you believe Sony would allow Twisted Metal

Blind? I think you mean pardoned from all visual suffering. Nice try.

I want to die.

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But that's exactly what he does, props to this user for staying true to the character.

Allister x Acerola porn.

I wish to be anime, but a good anime, none of that still frame shit

>user moped before me, bashfully he stared at his feet as the wished for him to die. YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! There in front user appeared a bucket water and a selection of colored pigments. I guess it is time to dye!

>I AM CALYPSO! and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

Hey Cal would you make me a sandwich

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I WISH FOR A WORLD WITHOUT NIGGERS

I want the $36 billion earmarked for Israel to be diverted to my private bank accounts in Switzerland.

Congratulation, now all of Africa and the USA are replaced with Gopniks and Albanians

I wanna be the best, Calypso!

Knowing full well this guy will fuck over any wish I ask for, I would just ask if he wanted to hang out and have a couple beers or something.

Worse case scenario it's cheap beer that's warm or some shit.

Poop sandwich with poop in it coming right up haha

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! user jumped with joy from hearing those words though the landing felt a little off to him. Looking around all he could see was red sand til the horizon. I hear Mars is lovely this time of year. I just wonder how long he can hold his breath.

>I AM CALYPSO! and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

Nice

Actually you would instantly die if you were theoretically transported to Mars, you would explode due to the lack of pressure, if your body parts dont instantly freeze beforehand

fucking demolished

shut up nerd lmao

made me smile
nobody cares nerd o tron

I wish for exactly 1 Million legitimately minted US 100 Dollar bills, with no paper trail, to be delivered to me in a state of the art truck, with the truck containing about 300 extra large suitcases, in the abandoned airport in my hometown.

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I want to be famous! I want the whole world to know my face...Wait a minute, OH NOOO

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Granted. The truck runs you over at 150 MPH. The driver steps out, calls you a no-fun faggot for trying to close loopholes ahead of time, and drops the briefcase on your dead face

I wish Wishmaster would grant this wish with a monkey's paw while I solve this Lament Configurum and take out this high interest loan and invest it in the dip

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>Driver is Calypso.
>He looks at you with a Disgruntled face

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! user smiles as the truck backs up to his back at impossible speeds. He cannot outsmart me so easily.

I AM CALYPSO! And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

I wish I had a wish granting genie :)

gimme a hug man

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>YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! user found himself in the hanger he wanted the truck delivered to. Before him was a state of the Heavy Transport vehicle. In the back every suit case asked, every dollar accounted for. user hop in the cab and marveled at this fine piece of engineering. A Slight mode of panic as he looked around for the keys but was relieved to find the started was print lock using his own biometics to start the vehicle. user plaved his thumb on the starter and the powerful engine was silent as nothing happened. I guess he should have asked for a full tank too. Looks like long walk back to town and I'm sure Homeland Security isn't to found of Mystery Trucks filled with millions of dollars showing up at abandoned airports.

>I AM CALYPSO! and I thank you playing twisted metal.

Oh ok

what is that?

I wish for you, Calypso, to kill yourself.

I am Calypso, Will.

I wish you a good day

Carlton, are you out of your mind, man?

You're dead, Will. Thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

>cue Popeye theme

Good 3d Castlevania made in japan

wait a second, im Calypso

>YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! user fished out his phone to see it lit up with the notification "Delivery Completed!" He smiled at the address and the picture of his money sitting in the back of the truck at the airport in his hometown. He took the first flight home and beelined straight from one airport to the next. He entered to find a futuristic super truck, easily worth at least a million itself! His grin vanished as he opened the back to a swarm of police, rifles raises as shouts and sirens rang out. He was slammed against the pavement, arms twisted back as dozens more police and feds closed in. The money indeed didn't any the paper trail, to user or otherwise.
>The truck on the other hand...

>I AM CALYPSO! and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

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