What are games where drinking water is very important?
What are games where drinking water is very important?
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>anone anone
>proceeds to talk in English
yikes
nnie
Dark Cloud
Hnng
Who is this cute girl and where can I find a mountain of porn of her
why do the japanese drink sweat? i dont get it
this but unironically
>girl
>her
nice b8 m8, now please go and dil8
Her name is hideri kanzaki. Very cute girl.
What are games where licking cunny is very important?
i know you're being a retarded dumbass, but in practical terms, not that they actually do drink sweat, but sweat is a saline solution in thus in theory should provide more hydration than just water, assuming off course the sweating person in question was reticently healthy
Dark Cloud
>reticently
relatively*
I love Hideri
What do we think of Platelet?
I like her hat
>tfw have to turn AC to max to accurately simulate comfy snuggled under blankets gaming
I can only hope that I'm having a very negative impact on the environment.
The first time I had Pocari I didn't like it but I acquired a taste for it and quite like it now. Is it actually good at replenishing electrolytes after sweating like it says on the bottle?
I like her shirt
Your mom is a negative impact on the environment
Pure and helpful for not dying from a cut
I love it when loli tries to help me. usually loli just wants to sell me overpriced cookies
i want to pet her head
thar cute
Water? Should’ve been pokemon creatures
drinking too much water kills the platelets
Very adorable
Why are flat girls so perfect bros?
>pocari
Fuck-off otsuka-shill.
DayZ
Redpill me on Pocari.
>implying he's a girl
let me stop you right there user
Platelets are a very important part of are bodies defensive system. Therefore, we must protect them as well.
so fuckable
The Forest
cursed image
could you maybe wait at least 14 years
c-c-c-_CUTE_
Cute and funny.
that's the main function of platelets
True.
The information connected to this poster has been forwarded to the FBI
Unf
Absolutely fucking disgusting, 3DPD can't never surpass 2D.
based
MODS
me when I see cunny
Unironicunnally cute and funny.
SCH
no bully, that youjo tried her best cosplaying platelet
Caves of Qud
I like this dwarf.
>Pocari
Absolutely disgusting.
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pure bliss
m in your ass
Is that a...
New Vegas/FO4 on Hardcore/Survival
is this really all it takes to troll Yea Forums now?
She's a Platelet, from Cells at Work. Imagine an army of lolis who go about doing construction work.
Disaster report 1
Yes. It's a poorly drawn cunny.
what anime is this?
is it good?
Joke's on you, the heat index made it feel like fucking 44.4C today, and it's still ridiculously warm at 2:30 am. I'm doing everything I can to keep cool. I can't even play games on the computer because it warms the room even more.
God fucking damnit I want to fucking have a daughter
BASED
Dark Cloud
A few posts above yours, and yes it's good. It's like Osmosis Jones, but the main characters are an airhead delivery girl and a government assassin. Read the manga right after the anime though, you'll want more when it's over.
Oh, God, she's so cute.
I unironically drink at least 80oz of water a day for the past 10-15 years.
How about you Yea Forums
Fat cunny.
Elona. It has to come out too
heaven
>tenor
what the fuck is wrong with you
Lol is this even about video games?! NERRRRRD... get a life!
Hydration is important desu
Seriously tho, bumping because it's hot as shit and people need to remember to drink water.
what's the best cunny in games?
Y'all niggas posting in a WATER thread.
based and DANGEROUSLY redpilled
that isn't smug at all
that is a pure smile
>troll
Hi, reddit!
Dark Cloud 1.
Holy shit, if you didn't drink you would take constant HP damage. Thank fuck they made it an ailment in 2 to where if you were thirsty you could not eat healing items
papi too
Water is for swimming.
Drinking water is the most retarded mechanic. Might as well force player to take a piss all the time.
Illya and Kuro are such healthy girls
did she fucking crank dat soulja boy at the end
mario sunshine
They are just kids.
I have an image of Kuro
She's driving the van
There was some old isometric RPG PC game where you had to eat food and water to survive stuff and cast spells and whatnot. Can't remember the name, it was like Equinox/Solstice but on PC, may also have had an Amiga release. Main character was turned ugly by a curse or something.
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>tfw male adult and 161cm
god's a troll
how much is that in non-retard units
80oz
I'm like 12cm shorter than that.
Unironically based as fuck.
They protect us so we must protect them
There is a Japanese sports drink called Pocari Sweat. It's pretty much gatoraide but without the flavoring and artificial color.
i aim to drink a little over a gallon everyday
I don’t even remember Another at this point. Just that the deaths were ridiculous.
Based. Fuck cunnies
god, they're incredibly healthy
>tfw 165cm hobbit with a 20cm pp
Can I get a comparison of the size of their heads to my comically oversized cock? Thanks!
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Bros I want a daughter, they're too precious
>reddit
hi newfag
Size difference is a very important part of relationship with cute little girls.
Get one bro, they are so precious. It's like a puppy or a kitten times 1000. I'm so glad I have mine.
Cunny is for licking.
Until they become braindead thots because it's infinitely harder to raise a girl to be an upstanding person than it is for a boy.
I don't have a girl to make one.
Just marry them when they hit puberty
Adorable and Hilarious
Bssed
You don't have any cute daughterfus in your life to adopt? Mine was my distant cousin.
FUCKING BASED AND PUTONFBI'SWATCHLISTPILLED
That's why you have daughterwives.
daughterwives are literally what god intended.
What are the games where you fuck underwater?
Then why was it bad when Lot did it?
Because it wasn't a daughter wife, they were roasties who drugged and raped him, he same from sodom, he literally offered them to be gangraped to the mob which confirms they were whores.
Reminder mary was 9 when she married Joseph and 14 when she gave birth.
How do you ironically drink water
Gender too.
>Platelet
>Caring about me being hydrated
At least ask me to consume enough Vitamin K
Girls can't love girls.
kissing is the best
Girls can't love at all, they can only submit to the raw and unlimited power of the male penis.
gooks are ugly
Girls can't love you.
That can be said about most races and species. 2D is infallible.
cope
gook cope
I mean that in the sense that all races look like shit compared to 2D
>I mean that in the sense that all races look like shit compared to 2D
they don't
cope
So you admit that you prefer 3d c over 2d. I’m just stating my preference but I don’t speak for everyone
-chulainn!
3d c is nice. I enjoy both.
I miss her so much
>triple spacing
>thinks real people can look better than idealized art
I don't believe you.
Of course, because I'm a girl.
Sure you are. A "girl".
You shouldn't since lying on the internet about how hung you are is the standard. I'm going to keep breaking poor Jap onaholes in a few sessions though
>Tfw have a 138cm thick ass sex doll coming in the mail in about a week.
This is gonna be a wild ride
I'm going to make my daughters go as brides every year for Halloween.
The gorillion survival crafting bullshit games
Yes, a girly girl.
>girl
Tsuushinbo
hang on...wouldn't that...make you a heterosexual female? is that possible IRL? isn't that an anime/VN thing?
Loli piss
I'd drink that
boi cunny
Stranded Kids
Boys don't have those
good thread
What about games where dicking cunny is important?
monitoring this thread
Pokemon
Unteralterbach, you need to fuck lolis to save the world
has any other vn surpassed unteralterbach yet?
I love water threads
Please post more kuro and Ilya, PLEASE
Prince of Persia: Sands of Times
not that this thread is about video games anyway
Shoujo Ramune
in contrast to virtually all other loli VNs, the MC has the goal of fucking lolis from the very start and doesn't beat around the bush
pissfags get the rope
>it's a beach episode
>token loli character is wearing a one piece swimsuit instead of a bikini
my nigger.
water threads are lovely
This is the sexiest body type.
Wait shoujo ramune VN is translated? fuck I fapped to the h-anime so much... at least once a week since it released., didn't know about the VN.
>translated
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Going back in time to oversee Aisha's marriage
>Composing a rap with a loli poet's assistance to dunk on a politician
>Cockslapping a demon as the final boss fight
>Consistently funny and well written
No
Cunny aside even, it's by far the most entertaining read I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing
きみさえ日本語が勉強出来る!
>aircon
japs dont actually say this instead of A/C like everyone else right?
I just realized how ironically fitting my post was to this thread. Both by OP's question and the general theme of the thread.
Japan is infamous for adopting retarded English words into their language. They say supaa for supermarket and jipan for jeans.
No fuck you it's difficult.
They say エアコン (eakon).
They also use Arbeit for part time work.
i'm literally 148cm so im not that much taller than them. yes i am male and yes i am fully grown.
I got fed up two years in Japan.
I'm 60 cm taller than them. They could literally climb me like a mountain.
SUPA EACON ANIMASHON
It's difficult compared to other languages, but it's not difficult. It's purely a question of time investment, even stupid people are learning this language successfully.
try and top this
you can't.
No, they say Klimaanlage
I didn't mean it was hard. I just got fed up with it.
I'm also starting to have too many languages.
this is really no more mystical than germans using "handy" for mobile phones
You have カンニング (cunning) for cheating on an exam.
Swedish has a word spelled "Banan".
It can mean "Banana" or "lane/track". It's all a matter on how you pronounce it verbally.
and their bodies and proportioned like adults scaled down with big heads
>help kyoani heal
user i wanted to forget about that and just enjoy this cute Platelets thread. Thanks for reminding me
I would have killed myself if not for cunny
>jipan for jeans
"hand-held telephone", what's so confusing about that?
>stupid people are learning this successfully
how? if there's foolproof method I'd be willing to try it, all I hear is kanji is hard as fuck and when I try to follow some youtube tutorial there's comments always criticizing how the teacher is fucking up things.
More like "jiipan"(Gパン). But by experience, most if not a vast majority says ジーンズ like any normal person.
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Start watching this, and pick up reading and listening to the language every day. There's also Anki to help you memorize words that you don't encounter often enough to integrate into your vocabulary automatically.
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No one said it's confusing, and they don't say hand-held telephone, they just say handy. They use that adjective as a noun.
from the thumbnail her tumtum looked like her cunncunn
Kanji isn't "hard", just time consuming and it relies on consistently writing all the time. Even the nips have a hard time writing common ones by hand at times because of how everything is digital these days. They can read it, but they can't recreate it.
Kanji is easy if you think like an ancient person and try to read the symbology instead of memorizing them all.
I can see that being a thing. Or just looking at them as emojis.
But it's still time consuming compared to just learning the alphabet or kana.
Kumamoto-ben, it's magnitudes more obscure than your typical Kansai-ben. Problem is nearly every single youkai in the game speaks in this dialect or an ancient variation of it. This is especially bad in Sumi's route where you have multi chapter flashbacks written entirely in these.
That voice is kinda scary.
>turning cunthread into linguistics debate
>youtube.com
Either this is an asian person making these videos or a genius. I could say English is the easiest and most logical language I've ever encountered since the grammar is somewhat similar to my language, or to any other germanic language.
Yeah, her setup is utter garbage but she has a magical autistic grasp of Japanese like no one else, so bear with it. She's very good at teaching it.
Also about the Kanji thing. Don't write them, and don't worry about Kanji in isolation. Just learn entire words, and to recognize them. That's all you need. You will pick up readings automatically over time.
Beat saber desu.
Potato is the sexiest body type
It was about games which drinking water is essential, though.
And we already covered that Dark Cloud is the game with the thirstiest mechanics!
Why would you ever EVER bring your daughter to these type of events? There's bound to be degenerates lurking around, especially if it's related to fucking anime.
But Stranded Kids!
At least Comic Market is somewhat civilized compared to other ones.
It's metaphorical, because cunny is essential like water for gamers.
How is this thread still up
It's the Comiket general cosplay venue. There are dedicated NSFW sections where low-angles and stuff is allowed but mostly they cosplay wholesome stuff or badass stuff there.
hole-heartedly agree
Unless you ability to dungeon delve is literally hamstrung by your desire for pure, unfiltered H2O, I don't want to hear it!
DC1 comes to terms with that issue, and places cunny on the moon by the end of the delving!
So thats what she was saying
It's the same reason Final Destination sucks. It's just not good horror to have the "monster" be some vague unstoppable force. The show becomes less about fear/horror/unnerving the viewer and more about finding out creative ways to kill someone. At least FD had some creative kills. Another's kills were mostly bland and uninspired. It's a shame too because the atmosphere when it's not trying to be all kill happy is awesome. The soundtrack is also done by the same guy who did Shadow of the Colossus.
funny thing is janny deleted another loli thread and left this one up.
because it's a good thread maybe
sauce?
Life
it would have still been up but someone posted lewd!
more
>name of the game that starts with a U got mentioned
>thread isn't instantly nuked
Amazed desu
Having even a quasi discussion about it usually gets half a board purged
there are lewds ITT too. That site got taken down because it was making fun of Mods and calling them out by name like Ruggarel.
Cute thread you guys have here.
Are elins cute and funny?
the custodians are newshits and don't even know what it is. Sadly, most of the users these days don't know it either.
The thread is, dare I say, funny, too.
>lewding loli
yeah that does trigger the fuck out of them. Probably shatters their delusions of authority when people know their names and faces
Amen
Alphonse, a really fucking good artist.
Have you not learned yet?
Stay the fuck away from lolis. Shotas too, because you never know if a shota is actually a reverse trap loli tomboy.
>that drop in the last frame
kino
A grand disappointment to both ends
Unteralterbach was Krautchan's magnum opus
Whether in writing or choices, U is by far the best Western VN created in the last decade, and actually casts a dark light on its source material if your big brain enough to follow up on the character designs
>like cute lolis doing cute things
>can never watch anime featuring loli because sexualisation is inevitable
kill all those who lewd loli
inshalloli
Of course the fucking germans are behind this
Although I like lolis, when I see this I just want to protect her, take her to the zoo or play some dumb little game with her.
Anyone else? Is there still hope for me?
Post sauce already
Congratulations user, you are well-adjusted.
For the most part.
no one has cared about unteralterbach being mentioned in years, the newfags grew up or left
the picture showing the "inspirations" for the character design was posted here countless times. In Yea Forums's defense, half the cast were KC memes or German celebrities so most couldn't possibly have known
Greatest allies.
Now this is some prime cunny
Girls can't love non-girls*
Years later this is still the most revolting artstyle I have ever seen.
This absolute lad has good taste in everything. Definitely a true m8.
WESTERN CUNNIES
He seems like a fatherly type though...
Better ask if he has a dangerous loli daughter you need to watch out for.
I want hatkid to fall asleep in my arms
What anime is this
Loli Bitch Island?
I read that story, it was a really good fap
It's from a video game.
I'll start genki tonight, I swear man. I wish I had a waifu so I could at lesat dedicate my efforts to some fictional character that doesn't exist.
What anime is it though
Oh I can top it alright.
Look up the common Welsh name for jellyfish.
this isn't a video game thread, is it
It's a video game that features a loli-pedo relationship.
Oh, right, I wanted to log in today. Unexpected reminder.
Seriously? Is it that blue one or whatever it is?
Oh, it's Closers. Gay.
>Seriously?
No.
It's also a Korean MMO.
>makeagif
Hilarious how this one post can generate this many replies, guess even Yea Forums is suffering from over sensitive bitches these days. No SANE human would think of actually harning an innocent child so chill out.
Damn it. I just want to be the little girl and have older men fawn over me.
>sex is harm
imagine being this american
Sure, here you go.
show bobs and benis
hey now, there's no telling what tomorrow will bring
daughterwifebot audio processing and parts manuals are likely to be in Japanese
Most of them are Yea Forums-upvotes.
Posting this in every loli/shota thread I stumble upon, because fucking newfags.
I've noticed an increasing amount of posts like these, not just on Yea Forums. I'd like to say it's just political multi-layered irony, but it really feels like the degenerates are laying the groundwork to normalize pedophilia.
Fuck this gay earth
Eh, don't sweat it. Soon we'll be overrun with even more newfags or wahtever this new kind of cancer is and other refugees.
>Mezzo Mix
Basiert.
>increasing
That's how it always been, newfriend. Yea Forums is not your reddit safespace.
>robots are already banned before they're even available
Why are you calling others newfags while posting an image from Yea Forums?
This. I don't know how the fuck lolis are so fucking soft. They should make pillows out of lolis.
Most newfags don't even go through Yea Forums these days.
I've been here since troll was green. It's not just here, this shit is everywhere now. Nowhere did I say that I was revolted at Yea Forums making loli posts.
Or are you pedos upset that people are catching on?
>banned
Black markets fix everything.
>No SANE human
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
My mind
catching on to what, that you're pretending? This is a little above mild to what was posted over a decade ago. Don't kid yourself
>wake up in the dead of night
>waifu not in bed
>catch her going through your wallet
>"睡觉"
>"y-you too"
So what's the verdict on lolibabas?
>This is
I'm talking about the internet as a whole.
See you in 10 years when pedophilia is legalized.
Elins are for normies.
i'm on-call 24/7 and i think i have pneumonia. i think i'm going to die, Yea Forums.
No, I'm literally only attracted to anime characters
>See you in 10 years when pedophilia is legalized.
It's already legal for the upper class and they don't want to share with commons. They will never legalize it.
Fucking based.
>i think i'm going to die
God I wish that was me.
the age of consent was raised by jews, it will only ever be legalized for them
As far as I remember, the troll has always been blue.
eye.swfchan.com
They're great when done right.
A child should never experience and suffer from from human lust. So yes sex is harmful for children OBVIOUSLY.
hate to break it to you but even if no one else prompts them, they are doing what you consider oh so horrible by themselves
One day, user. One day.
that one's great.
Pedophilia is disgusting. Any girl below 14 years old is not for fucking.
they can be very loving and understanding
Girls older than 14 are too old for fucking.
Here is the song, by the way.
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that song is so kick-ass
real children are superior