Final boss is a QTE

i kno rite
he tells it like it is xD

Good ol um what is that game called again

oh Sekiro, the dragon fight was a let down. Sure it isn't the final boss but whatever

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That's because he isn't doing it to just suck up to retarded normalfag gamers that buy into the "games are art" or "mature games for mature people" bullshit.
If he is going to play a video game then it better be that or he will call it out.

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>final boss is a QTπ

He's not as aggressive about it, but there was that one time he tried to prove Trump wrong over calling a certain country a shithole by traveling there anmd showing to the masses that it's a great place to be.
In the end, the only thing he could show off was fancy hotels and beaches with armed guards at his side that constituted the 1% that people like him can only afford. He didn't bother showing off the massive amounts of poverty that makes up the other 99%.
Rightfully got called out on it too.

They picked some extremely stupid sections to show off. Like looking at Luna's wedding dress, come on now.

What are you talking about? His real thoughts on Haiti are pretty true.

youtube.com/watch?v=yQFbDJh788Q

His smile and optimism was gone the moment he saw all the degeneracy that happens in LA

Worked fantastically on The messenger DLC

There's nothing good to show.

It's sad that Conan doesn't do game reviews anymore, but his other videos are kino.

>WHAT ELSE
>HAVE I
>GOT LEFT
>TO SPEW
>D O W N

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What do you mean? He did one last month.

youtube.com/watch?v=6TsIGLtt8-8

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR

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Oh shit!

If he did Death Stranding that would be great

>final boss is a qtie

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Not only that, a place right down the road from where he stayed got busted for trafficking children prostitutes a few months later

Conan and Frodo should play more games 2bh

gee fucking golly, pardon if i dont follow people like him, but where did he go?
Atleast he is a funny guy right?
Right?...

Kill Bill Vol. 2

His term paper at Harvard was about William Faulkner.

what a empty post

>why does his LA show suck so much?
When he went to The Tonight Show, he had to change his style and type of humor a bit more. When he had Late Night and was on later at a time when nobody really gave a fuck what he did, he was much more zany and niche. That and when he went to TBS he wasn't allowed to use some of the same skits and characters that he and the writers made for Late Night, which is a shame because some of them are fucking gold. I used to stay up to watch his monologue, the first guest, and a little sketch afterward nightly. God do I miss it.

fable 2

He still makes good stuff.
At least he isn't MUH TWOOOO SCOOOOOOOOPS
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invidio.us/watch?v=L94M4xQcPYk

>but where did he go?
I think that user is referencing his trip to Haiti. He's right that it's an impoverished shithole but that doesn't mean people coming from there are worthless subhumans, and Conan had more balls to go there and visit in person (even if he did stay in the more controlled area) than any pussy ass US politician ever will.

>final boss is a rhythm game

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whoops wrong pic

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>Frodo
That's the name of the character. The actor is called Daniel Radcliffe.

>playing dying light
>reach the final mission, boss fight with Ryze
>spend a couple hours preparing, stocking up on combat perks and consumable items
>get to Ryze, ready to go
>whole thing is fucking QTEs
pissed me off to no end

>mfw hitting that damn near symphony of deflects against a mad chad boss and entering a trance-like state

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Just finished Halo 5, huh?

No he name is Frodo and his home is the shire and he smokes the pipeweed

I want to shoot that feeling into my veins and never come back.

>entire fucking game is a QTE

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Didn't know it came with the first game.

is his gameshow still going on?

THE FUTURE
DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU

The xbox didnt have shenmue 1, so it had a shortened version of 1's cutscenes so players that got it on xbox wouldnt get lost on the plot.

>all "bosses" are just a series of QTEs
Thanks Ubisoft

i liked it

>leviathan fight
>ardyn fight
>Aranea Highwind fight

You’re as retarded as the people of Haiti.

all trash
especially leviathan

sounds like you dont enjoy a cool fight

>final boss is a cutie
I prefer it this way.

what's so cool a out them
leviathan especially just just a qte clusterfuck

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>Are you alone user ? HUH !

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my favourite summation of the "fight"

twitch.tv/excessiveprofanity/clip/RelentlessWanderingKoalaLitty

truly only summer Yea Forums would find that retarded shit "cool"

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> he isn't doing it to just suck up to retarded normalfag gamers that buy into the "games are art" or "mature games for mature people" bullshit.
The butthurt he generates though

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>QTEs=bad

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yeah pic is you if you think they're good

Maybe Conan went a little too far with XV? I mean, aggressive waste of time.. Rude.

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Dying Light did this. It came out of nowhere too since there wasn't a single QTE during the entire game up until that point

>Does he spend 95% of his monologue seething at Trump like the other hosts?
No actually. He hardly even does that outside of haiti thing.

>everyone got mad at Conan for making fun of FFXV pre-release.
this never happened

Best part of that one btw. GoW2018 BTFO

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>boss inmune to poison and curse
>every boss of the game

>game is full of QTEs
>but it's okay because the game is japanese

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they're are very few times wherein which a QTE has ever been good

Dying Light was so good up until the Final Boss too, what the FUCK were they thinking with that QTE bullshit? I felt like an idiot for prepping so many weapons for him.

Some nobody actor who has no personality other than being gay and a few seconds of the game, pretty disappointing.

>the final boss of Space Marine is just waves of chaos marines and then a qte
what a disappointing final fight for a fucking space marine game
still a good game

>going to a resort in haiti

Or maybe because it was fun and memorable

>I still remember when everyone got mad at Conan for making fun of FFXV pre-release.
literally only one person was mad

B

>getting the final boss's health down to zero activates a final QTE that one shots you if you fail it even at full health

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Because you're a retard

>failing the QTE just puts you back at the beginning go the QTE

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Japs know how to use QTEs... and QTiEs as well.

>every clueless gamer features some fucking nobody celebrity that has no clue what videogames even are
>we'll never go back to Conan playing vidya with Aaron
the fact that Aaron cared about the game and Conan shitting on everything besides hot girls is what made it good