Splatoon thread

Doubt it

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Grizzco slosher would be perfectly balanced if it was put into pvp with no changes.

Repeating this since this seems to be the more popular thread.
Hopefully, our victory doesn't end up screwing us over. I want stability and peace, not jackboots and totalitarianism.
Not on the stage, unfortunately. Unless the 5.0 update includes said functionality, but don't get your hopes up.

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Just won another 10x for Chaos
Dabbing on orderfags

Post a screenshot

Niggers only respect force

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It’s ok dude
Let’s party

My collection. Odd that we never got a Judd or Sheldon Amiibo

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>haven't played in months
>pick it back up for the last splatfest
>getting my ass absolutely destroyed

This just feels surreal. It's like I'm playing a different game. I lose almost every fight I'm in, and my teams almost never get decent coverage even when I'm on the top of the team doing well. I can't tell if it's just me or what the fuck is going on. I don't remember sucking this bad.

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sauce?

God I love Pearl.

I just hope you fucks has a fun fest. I know I did by spending it here talking with you amazing chucklefucks.

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This is literally me right now. It feels like I'm at some 20% win ratio or something.

Is the competition harder today or is it just me?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE EVERYONE IN SALMON RUN RIGHT NOW
STOP ATTACKING THE BOSSES AT THE SHORE

>Play normal
>Do pretty good
>Play pro
>Get stomped into the dirt
Yep

I just wish they kept making them, can't buy them now except from resellers, which is baffling considering how popular they are.

Team order aren't you

Whelp gg mates

>tfw you experienced your first mass disconnection match, but you posted it to the wrong thread
Anyways what’s your current clout numbers? Are you close to a million? Mines is 927,839 Chaos

most skilled people left after getting king/queen, now it's just last minute shitters in america trying to get royal vs the japs

150,000 clout for Chaos. I've been busy cleaning and shopping

If I get another mirror match against a Japanese team I'm quitting.

Haven't played in fucking forever but want to join in on the final splatefest while I can, apologies in advance to anyone in order

>shitty clout
>still got royal anyway
FUCK YEAH

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I love Pearl!

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Winning for team order, for octo daughter!

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>it's the voice to end all voices!

What was that? Pearl assist?

C E A S E

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>make a new thread
>someone makes a new one right after
fuck me.
Ot: I don't think any victory for both teams will go that route.

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Whats marinas called and what does she do?

>been unemployed long enough that I sat through both e3 treehouse and the last splatfest
It's been fun lads. Got a good chance of wage slaving on Monday though. Need one so I can finally play Mario Maker 2

>considering pulling an all nighter to keep getting points for pearl
>tired also
Shit

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Her assist is all the bombs you see on the stage. They're called Hyperbombs.

Right now I've won 2 out of the last 10 matches. I have no idea how I'm sucking so fucking bad.

Good luck user, I wish the best for you

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Make me you mind controlled orgasm faggot

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I'd post some Hypersquids if the mods don't ban me for life

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Oh i thought that was just the stage gimmick like rolonium on the other stage.
That kinda sucks since ive seen chaos use them against us too.

Pearl helps whichever team has more hyperbomb spotlights active.

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Looking forward to ditching this trash the moment the fest is over

Pearl floats down from the helicopters in the middle of the stage and gives you a killer wail

Pretty sure she helps whoever grabs her first.

Order can use Pearl too. She spawns in the middle of the stage and it's just whoever gets to her first.

I thought it was just who touches her

The stage's gimmick is the final boss fight of the Octo Expansion.

you don't actually play the game

youtube.com/watch?v=H5BfyzJm_zY
youtube.com/watch?v=wGwGzR1ugT0
Orderbros post music.

It's a damn bummer. I may be just fucking things up for Order side.

Such a slut

Whats stopped you from doing so at any point until now?

I haven't jerked off in 4 days

every time I read "Chaos" I can't help but hear the voice clip of Ruby-Spears Dr. Wily saying "UND CHAOS" and it's really bothering me because i can't find the youtube clip

>Pro-800
I am taking a break. These rounds are getting brutally difficult to rank up in.

youtu.be/hfjHJneVonE

youtu.be/PfB1qVK0dLQ

I had a celebratory double jerk off session to splatoon porn

well that's a problem, now isn't it?

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Yeah, actually I do.

Stopped when they started charging for online. Used the 7 day pass just for this fest.

The Mind Control Helmets are taking over!

Also, Anyone notice how it is said that the Calimari Inkantation breaks the spell of how the Octolings are hypnotized and working for King Octavio or however that was? Why Agent 8, Marina and other octolings are coming to the surface to be more like Inklings besides being forced to live down in the valley and kettles or what not because they lost the war due to rising waters meaning there was never enough land?

Are we sure that the Calamari Inkantation, an ancient tune that was modernized by the Squid Sisters, isn't an ancient mind manipulation spell to push the ideals of the inkling youth... To battle and be commercialist pigs in needing to stay fresh...

Is the true nature of the song evil?

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You're thinking too much about it.

>TFW CHAOS CHAD
>TFW WON A 10X BATTLE WITH 3 PEOPLE
I CAN DO ANYTHING
CHAOS CHAOS

So just how popular is Splatoon?

Two can play this game, Orderfag.
youtu.be/_zs53PfgVN4

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I'm sorry for dragging your team down, Chaosbros. I'm really trying over here

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How do you get the order/chaos gear?

How is the team order determined in the results screen anyway?

> Not diapering up to farm wins late into the last night to stick it to Orderfags
Chaos will win tomorrow and you can't do anything about.

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I reached royalty on a string of losses. I know that feel.

Lost a 100x but won three 10x's. Got to King. Was a fun Splatfest. What a great time

Really popular. It is so easy to play, you scream at your teammates for being fucking morons on being unable to play a game where you can literally contribute by shooting anywhere that isn't your color.

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BLESSED BE TO THE STRONGEST

in the news app on the home menu, find the article on the gear via the squid research page. There's a link at the bottom that will download the gear into splatoon 2

WHY THE FUCK HAVE I STILL NOT GOTTEN MYSELF A 100X BATTLE YET

Matches im losing to order but i clutched 2 x 10 and a x100 so I'm up bigly

t. Matpat

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>implying I haven't padded this whole time

>Used diapers
Fucking trash

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powerlets stay seething

Pretty sure a sunken scroll confirmed music is genetic to octos and inkling alike so certain songs actually cause effects in them like octavios seema to give a form of control over octos while inkantation gives more free will. Might also be why Octavio made the hypno shades. Not just for use on Callie but also to keep any octolings which are his elite units under his control post splatoon 1 which is why they all wear them.

>dont play in a long time
>constantly losing
>realize it isnt me because im top score each round
how the fuck is team order this bad
i end up doing ~1250p (and spraying where it counts) and ill get ~8 kills (with some garbage like aerospray too) and my team doesnt do shit
like how the fuck are these level 70s and 80s so bad when im level 33 and kicking ass
i also saw this shit in ranked back when i got the game like a year ago. getting to s rank was ridiculously easy for every mode except clam blitz. and i tried ranked again like 2 months ago and it's still easy and i still carry
i guess my skills from splatoon 1 (which i only played like 300 hours total) just carried over or something

Why must JP not give the US decent Splatoon gear Yea Forums? I just want to get an Octo themed case for my Switch.

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artist?

Why do i always get full teams of japs in mirror matches

Of course have to find out who the shitters on my team are and how many bosses i murder in salmon run

It's a testament to the things at stake here that salmon run is more relaxing than playing the regular game.

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Octolings are becoming more like Inklings because that's the society they live in now, and they chose to live in that society because Octavio's dictatorship is horrible for them, and they realized this after Calamari Inkantation broke Octavio's brainwashing upon them.
And personally, if they make the song evil for some needless reason, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

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When do we find out who won?

I will be a queen as you eventually. 8 hours left and I AM FUCKING USING THEM

youtube.com/watch?v=t9UDHqfghfQ

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They don’t want our money

10 AM EST probably.

>Chaos gets Jevil quotes to spam
>Order gets nothing
sad! whatcha gonna do, go around quoting metatron or something? WHOA THERE, SON OF MAN, PLEASE DON'T STOMP ON MY BALLS lmao lmao lmao

Likewise here. And I still fight on.
mostly cause i like all the final splatfest stage hecticness and for a bit more cash to buy all the weapons i misaed in updates.

Hyperbombs, more like Hyper...

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the grizzco weapons help too

It only sold about 100k copies worldwide

My Ceph I hope you have some Fresh designs
but thats more time to shut down Orderfags and more x10/100 wins for Chaos user

What is wrong with you and what is wrong with every person who responded to this?

That Marie pic reminds me of that one greentext with the ambulance user who saw some dude with nutsack the size of two watermelon bleeding all over the couch and refusing help

>if they make the song evil
I can see thrm doing this but not in the usual "it was evil all along" way. Instead I can see octavio or a new villain getting a hold of the song and giving it a remix that causes its effect to influence those who hear it to their side or evil.

Salmon Run is always more relaxing because even when you lose and your team is full of babies, at least there was no actual player that was beating you.

>t. Orderfag
You don't have the dedication to win the Final Splatfest. At least that user has the will to make sure his vision for the world comes true.

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On the phone app? Don't see anything

When does it end?

seethe harder son of man

SHE MUST WIN

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no on the switch when you start it up

8 hours

I am highly germaphobic when it comes to waste. I make sure to keep my stuff clean as hell and make sure I leave nothing to spoil and abhor cleaning shit/piss up unless I have an easy way to do it. I don't even want to have a kid unless someone else does diaper detail. I would do every other chore in the fucking house to avoid changing someone.

Start up the Switch, go to the News tab of the main menu. Find the Splatoon News and you'll find it there.

youtube.com/watch?v=SujuC4QYEXY
This song feels like pure chaos

>order gets nothing
YHVH quotes, Emperor of Mankind/Imperium of Man quotes, "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM", "I am THE LAW", etc. Lots for both to work with really.

I don't want another Octavio plot.

Thanks

we get the power of friendship

Sort of, but I'm still encountering teams of morons who don't know that the sloshing machine rapes everything.

Sort of, but it can really get fucking nuts when you have millions of salmonids around you and almost no hope to win.

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>Was going to stop when I got to champion
>500/999 to queen
Fuck it, let's get this bread

>Chaos
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

youtube.com/watch?v=MJXIRhggmhg

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reminder

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i would hope they learned their lesson from the poor reception of the main story and good reception of octo expansion story

in a cushies rn, hope that's fresh enough

i was in the same boat. got carried hard by some squiddo with the Tri-Slosher and felt victory for a bit. trying to figure out what im doing wrong but i think i at least settled into what weapon suits me currently
thank you Tricool

and are chargers viable anymore? i've only seen two people using them and they never felt like as big a threat as they used to be

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With how 2s octo canyon and octo expansion ended I doubt hell be the main villain of whatever vanilla story mode 3 may have. Id prefer something like grizz co shutting down and without at least someone keeping them in check (even if interaction with them is illegal at best) they start to swarm inkling and octo territory like the scrolls said they did in ancient inkling times. Using stolen and salvages scrap and tech from all the other sides to make their superweapon bosses.

Projection

>played almost every Splatfest in Splatoon 2 with the clout system
>just had my first ever x100 match today
>just one though. Never another one after that

Seriously, I don't know why they avoid me. I won it for CHAOS at least.

You're silly
I can do anything

Damn, guess that guy doesnt need to eat a bag of dicks.

INK FOR THE INK GODDESS
BOMBS FOR THE BOMB THRONE

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Are the newer specials the meta? Haven't played in months but it seems lime fucking everybody is running Booyah Bombs and Ultra Stamps and they seem extremely overpowered compared to everything else

SEETHING LAWFAG

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tl;dr

>he would rather live a static predetermined life instead of having the chance to live in a world where you can do anything

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That woomy's size is concerning.

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yeah im sure the inept neckbeards and underageb& from Yea Forums would prosper in a world where the only way to survive is to overpower those around you

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How many hours we got left?

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>he doesn't want to prove his worth and value by conquering the challenges placed by this world before him and would rather just do nothing

but dude I'll totally be the warlord instead of the dead guy in the wasteland who starved to death

f*ck order
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Surely you have to be joking user. No one could be that autistic for a Splatfest. Can they?

Your pic related is a man of abstract neutrality . You have no argument to stand on with a man like him.

7 hours 40 minutes

Get out of here, Stormcuck

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splatoon2.ink/
little over 7 and and a half hours

get ready to get buttblasted ordercucks

Hey my main army is Flesh Eaters, get the fuckers at nintendo to add Death to the splatfest.

>Still can't decide after 2 days
Help me guys...I honestly can't decide who to choose. My instincts are still buzzed out.

Both teams are nothing but gay retards, welcome to Splatfests.

I am not joking user, I have saved up for this day to make sure Chaos wins.
Join Chaos my friend, its the only way to be free.

Will we get more special stage or event in the splatfest last hour?
I have to go now but I don't want to miss out.

Legion of Nagash here bro

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FUCK chaos
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We already got the "Special" stage user

Flip a coin, you only have 7 and a half hours left!

MC Princess Diaries is the final Shifty Station until the end of the Final Fest.

Yo Dr Schlong, KingTotoro and Dudebox got thrown into another match, they'll put up a new lobby in a bit.

>lost x100 to FUCKING KENSA JAPS
>team of +90lv was acting retarded through the whole match

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at what time does splatfest end tomorrow in NA?

FUCK it I'm not going to sleep
Get ready to lose orderfags

8 AM eastern

8am EST/5am PST

why is no one using chargers anymore?
havent played in a LONG time, so have i missed something?

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do they always split up the teams after a match in pro mode? I'm used to playing normal

Chargers are the only thing I never got into, most of them are unbought at the store.

I love cute user!
You have around 6 hours to fight for Callie as a fellow chaos chad. Please fight for Callie!

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>This, but twice

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Japs still use chargers, for others the bamboo charger seems really popular based on my matches.

chargers usually aren't that good in turf war

I tolerated staying with shit teams in order to carry them as much as possible, but why the fuck did Chaos get all of the fucking limbless 5 year olds?

>team dominating all match
>Order get a last 30 second SUUURRGGE and body us beyond recovery
>it just keeps happening

Playing this Splatfest feels like I'm living out one of those nightmares where I keep wailing on a guy but I'm pillowfisted. I may just drop out at Champion because the despair is so deep

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Just played two or three Jap teams that all had Chargers

Anyone got the picture of a tiny pearl on a wheelchair with a concerned looking marina pushing it?

Chaos will definitely win 3-0. Stop while you're ahead.

Did you just start? I've been Order King for days now. Chaosretards should find another game

>Stop
No.

Kraken, now that was a special.

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>all chargers
>two or three teams
Please stop I’m getting Splatoon 1 flashbacks

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Chaos will win the popularity front. The other two categories are hard to figure out since everyone's experience is different so it's difficult to guess who is ahead

first time I played princess diaries I legit thought someone hacked in that stage special, because hackers were showing it off on youtube months ago

Even if we might be on different teams, you will always have my condolences

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WHY AM I SO BAD AT THIS GAME HOLY FUCK

I feel ashamed to be chaos with you

fucking kek

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youtu.be/d2WEFlQva30

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>Get triggered whenever I hear the ultra stamp start up sound effect because it kind of sounds like the one for the kraken

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Ok let's try this out, this will probably be my only way of making my decision.
Chaos: 1, 2, 4, 5, 8
Order: 9, 6, 3, 0, 7
If digits are double, just flip a coin
Post Number, show me my true team!

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You say that now user but the more x100 wins I bring till the end tomorrow will make you happy that I am chaos.

Why do people do this?

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Welcome to the fun club.

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Welcome to the Order son. Grab a Warhammer, we're going hunting for heretics.

I was on your side until you rolled a 7 dirty ordernigger

Welcome aboard, soldier

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No one cares, faggot. It’s the future you chose

They don't expect you to check

So what will Splatoon 3's plot be now that it'll revolve around Chaos?

Fuck I feel like I'm carrying some of these matches, it's both exciting and disappointing

You'll work for the salmonoids like the vermin you are :^)

I need the amibo file, anyone know where I can get it?

I'm sorry, Chaos friends. I didn't want to quit on a loss, but I've done all I could. Almost 200k clout in the name of change eternal.
Please, don't let it be in vain. I need to sleep now. When I wake up, I expect a win from you all. You hear?
I'm so fucking mad I didn't participate in these threads until this splatfest. This is probably the comfiest community I've come across in a long time. Thank you all for sharing this with me.
Here's to Splatoon 3!

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PM'd it to you :)

>he doesn't know

Whoever wins will have their side go too far
>Chaos wins and everything is just pure chaos
>Order wins and everyone is a mind controlled slave
>Loser enlists you to bring their side to power
>But in the end its shown that you need balance bla bla

Bamboozlers are great user

This
I fucking hate retards being carried by OP weapon

Goodnight user, I expect a win for us

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it would be nice if it was like ultimate's "world of light" where you have to defeat both light and dark instead of fighting for one or the other

Eh it happens Fampai

>play match
>get clan fags
>shit on them the entire match and tbag
>still win
good to know the matchmaking is still absolutely garbage

It tells you at that end anyway, and it's hard to not notice one guy spamming This Way from the top of the stage during low tide.

Fucked up, I was sure chaos would be nothing but edgelords and kids but I'm playing on order and I haven't had a single other person on my team that I wasn't sure could only breathe through their mouth

would usually see more than this, even during splatfests, so its just kinda weird

i really got to try them again once i get some semblance of aim back. at least shooting the ground counts for something in this game

>twist is you're being manipulated by the losers and flight them in the end

>bamboozler seemed really popular
Glad people are seeing the truth

You're wrong a well placed curling bomb special in the last 5 seconds can turf swing over at least 5% turf at the end of the match

Just got for Royalty, user. Last major infusion of sea snails, so just get that stock up.

Thanks. I guess I should get started before time runs out.

Sorry user, it is what is is. All I can say is good luck to you.

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>attack enemy
>takes several confirmed hits for Splat
>get attacked by Dualies
>three hit markers kills me
Also is there an ability that lets you literally teleport because if not I think Misty is cheating

I have a feeling it'll be 2-1, with Chaos taking Popularity and Pro, but Order narrowly eeking out in regular

nice try nigger i have 2270 or higher power in pro

Every time I come back for a splatfest I remember why I left in the first place. Everyone who plays this game is bad at it and since it's Nintendo, you're not allowed to tell them so over voice chat.

Yes. It's the mode to play if you're solo and don't want to run into organized teams.

Last match for me Chaos Bros I gotta sleep wish me luck

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I'll play all night for you comrade to make up for not playing until an hour ago

I almost expect the opposite to happen. Chaos wins, Marina loses her mind because she took this splatfest too seriously and refuses change. So now Chaos has to be instituted to bring down her Ordered World.

Order wins, and Pearl just snaps from losing Splatfests so much and now we get a lawless hellscape.

Ultimately, it doesn't matter which side wins (and I'm almost expecting this splatfest to not even matter in affecting the story of 3--Octo Expansion had a more interesting sequel hook, anyway) but it was still a great fest to end all fests.

>matchmaking
>go against gook niggers
>go against clan niggers
>everyone only has 2 weapons
what a shit game, why did I bother buying this garbage

Good luck chaosbro

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I CAN DO ANYTHING!

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I want to head back into the fray but it's been 3 days and I'm so tired. So very tired.

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Youre completely disgusting but also completely based for such dedication. Keep up the fight.

Get fucked You mindless slave

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Did the final splatfest of Splatoon 1 influence Splatoon 2?

rest well soldier

sounds like someone needs a diaper change

Yes.

Easy now, you have done your part.

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>Posting Lucy-chan's onahole

I'm Chaos too, but this still makes me chuckle

Story wise, yes

>Don't outright carry
>Lose terribly
I'm getting the fuck out of normal mode

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>go on a winning streak with randos
>connection drops out so the band breaks up
>immediately get two friend requests

Honestly one of the best feelings

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I think it did. Callie lost to Marie, and they kicked off the story that Marie was having an existential crisis, and then she goes missing.

But that's about it, and it was ultimately a fake out on who was really behind the scenes.

Why are so many Splatoon fans mental degenerates
Weebs, furries, trannies, fujos, and lesbians fucking everywhere

But it doesn't end for hours still. Every victory counts! Even if it costs my sanity.

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But he's right user, Chaos is the future you choose. Plus he's not me user I will make sure Chaos wins and put the Order fags in their place. Nothing will have me move from my place tonight till Chaos wins.

I JUST GOT PAIRED UP WITH SOME OF THE MOST WORTHLESS FAGGOTS I'VE EVER PLAYED WITH
THERE WAS A ROLLER WHO WAS LEVEL 26 AND STILL TRIED TO ROLL OVER PEOPLE, EVEN AS THEY WERE SHOOTING HIM

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lol get out edgelord

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There's not enough Jevilposting for my liking
METAMORPHOSIS

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Surely you meant you are Order, right Alpharius?

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They were likely experimenting with a new weapon while on a losing skid. Or they didn't actually play some part of the single player that explains you can throw ink with the roller so you're not just eating ink from mid-range.

Why does this game make the fan on my Switch run like fuck

just a little chaos

Go to bed, Toby.

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whats the most braindead, easy mode weapon I can use at lvl 15

I'm going to keep this party going

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It's been four years since Splatoon came out and half of these fucking idiots still don't know to NOT squid jump in a middle of a fucking firefight holy shit I want to smash my controller into somebody's skull

Dualies. Just spam dodge rolls.

Aerospray MG

1/10th of the way to queen bros

I got to King with Custom Splattershot Jr.

whats the best dualies in the game?

How long after the Splatfest ends does it usually take to announce the results?

That’s the spirit!

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How often do 100x matches pop up.
Does everyone get to see my victory?

I've been playing since day 1, and I have about 260k clout. Is this good or bad?

Around six hours until the end I think.

they'll take longer because it's a worldwide splatfest

About 24 Hours, so we'll get results Monday.

Depends on your preference, but I use the Squelchers that have the rain cloud special. Good range and power.

usually only about an hour, but this fest might take longer just cause it went on 72 hours

You’ve made a grave mistake Lawfag

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*dabs on you and squidjumps harder*

Not sure, they increased the chance in this fest.
It gets added to the little news wheel at the bottom of the lobby screen and you can go to the voting terminal and see the latest 100x win.

Then do what you must if that's what you desire.

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>Purse owner faggot thinking he’s anything but garbage

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I want to FUCK Pearl!

*uses splashdown on your ignorant ass*
heh, never underestimate me again kid

>tfw won a 100x with a fucking gold dynamo roller on MC.Princess Diaries for order
get fucked retard dualie squelcher spammers

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>tfw finally got to order queen
goodnight frens

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>Wanted the witch outfit for the longest
>Never found it online never found it in stories
>Finally find it today
>Splatoon splatfest is over
>Didn't have money to buy it

I hope in splatoon three it's avaliable as a normal outfit then. witches are great in my next life I wanna be one

>my first 10x match all night
>instant unstable connection

Why even let me start the match then?

wait what, how? I missed a buncha event items from not playing

same except we date and get married

>buying toys
are you gay?

How does the megaphone thing work in the shifty station?

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

It's not from playing. It's from the Octoling Amiibo

At 1:20, Off the Hook's helicopter flies to the center, and at one minute left, a pink cylinder appears from the helicopter. Pearl descends, accompanied by the text "It's the voice to end all voices!" When she gets to the ground, she readies her Princess Cannon. Regardless of team or weapon, the first player to meet her gets to use the Princess Cannon.

Go the the middle at a minute left then touch pearl first, and shoot the cannon together down the middle of the enemy's spawn

Well, I said it but not sure if I'm ready to go through with it yet.

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Goddamn order bros I'm sorry. My team choked away a huge lead in a 100x battle and we lost. Feels bad.

Are you a Squid or a MILF?

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I remember when people were pissed when we found out that Callie didn't defect because she sympathized with the Octarians, but because of hypnoshades
I fully expect the plot of Splatoon 3 to be something that lame.

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i just wanted the witch outfits for my woomys and veemos I like girls so yes

You got under 6 and a half hours left, so think fast

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>choke on last 30 seconds
>enemy clearly has 2/3s of the map inked
>win by 3% anyway
Okey dokey then.

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>female
i will steal your cuteness

NZap

I can't think of anything less chaotic than a chain.

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>Last game for Chaos Queen was a 10x and we won
CHAOS CHAOS

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Team Order member signing off for the night, I won 3 100x matches and lost one, got like 1.3 million clout overall, so I'd say I did my part. My last match was a 100x win, so it feels pretty good

Godspeed, orderbros

Pull an all nighter with me fren

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My daughter and I clutched a x10 with a comeback for Chaos so looking good

I don't know if I can stay up either but I'm gonna try for pearl

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>was out of commision Thursday and Friday and could only play today
>all the fun stuff was on those two days and now stuck with the same generic Shifty and the SAME DAMN MUSIC all day

Goddammit, it's not fair. At least it only took me about 2-3 hours to reach Chaos royalty.

Brah, check out the amiibomb subreddit

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>posting squidmoms
We've found him. One of the most based posters to ever frequent Splatoon threads.

I've got a few matches in. We'll see how long I last.

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Son of a bitch, I went from 2040 Order Power to 1800.
STOP GIVING ME RETARDED TEAMMATES, FUCKING HELL

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Keep giving this guy retarded teammates

I'm in the same boat. Did the first three splatfests and completely dropped the game. I can't tell you how much fun I've had in these threads. All the shittalking and cute artwork will be sorely missed.

Keep giving this user retarded teammates as well

Is 97k by the time I reached Chaos Queen good?
Note: Won two 10x and lost one 10x

>seventh fucking loss in a row on the new Shifty because everyone fucking jumps to the one faggot who is about to die at the same time
For FUCK'S SAKE

Fuck you and anyone who posts this mind control shit!

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Pro-tip: The secret is to quit then re-enter if your team is shit. Gives you a new team.

when does this shit end and when are the results

6 hours
Monday
Read the fucking thread

Spirals, Mobius strip, Jagged jigsaw stained glass, More Spikes, distortions in waves ripples, and overall anything with jagged uneven lines.

Put this user against lv 90+ japs

Who cares? Max snails.

>someone is superjumping into our group
>immediately the other 2 fuck off leaving me to defend the guy coming in
>I get dogpiled by the entire enemy team and we both die
>I superjump to an ally that's comfortably within friendly territory
>in the 2 seconds it took me to get there everyone managed to die and let the enemy overrun
>I die
Fuck superjumping, man.

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Feels good don't it?

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This was my only night playing and just got royalty and won a 10x battle. Tired as hell. Godspeed Chaosbros.

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KirbyxSplatoon breathes new life into me and I wish there was so much more of it.

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based order bro laying down the law

it's cute stuff

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Why does team order suck? My entire team stood near spawn while I top scored and got 10 kills.

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It's delicious, though I prefer a standard smash-bang-blowout.
I typically avoid superjumping to anyone near the front lines, and DEFINITELY avoid superjumping near any changing ink.

Good night order bros. I will awake with an assured victory on our side.

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>just won a x10 battle using analog controls
holy fuck I've never been more tense

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Sleep tight

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Why can't Nintendo release their games on PC and just make more money being third party as well?

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>get team of Sploosh
>THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY
>all get fucking killed by a roller
>OUCH OUCH OUCH
>it happens again

When will results be posted?

I see connection errors when I close my e je s

>getting ganged up on by three enemies
>teammate superjumps to me
>I die
>teammate splats all three of them upon landing

>nintendo's shit ass servers keep dropping me every time I get a win streak going
>banned for a few minutes now

Fuck's sake. I'm going to go jack off so I won't be so mad at this awful online.

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Thank you for your service

>that was literally my only veemo Kirby image
We need more, much more.

I miss Callie and Marie.

Sleep well, brother. Our victory will come soon.

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>just won a game with an early disconnect

How the fuck

>Law
>Sentient being
>Choice

Got to King with a 100% loss ratio. Well at least I made it.

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Now do it on model

was going to go chaos, had it selected and had to sneeze, picked up mys witch and i somehow picked order...

im devastated bros... oh well at least i got to use white ink for a while...

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>white

Cause they rather keep you buying consoles that they dont lose a dime on like Xbox and Sony. Outside of Xbox having Microsoft Money, Nintendo has no problem staying on profit vs Sony that loses money per console and has weak investments in everything else that isnt gaming.

>100x battle
>two teammates disconnect
>a minute in the connection becomes unstable

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Well good for you guys. I didn't know these threads existed until just now.
I'd been taking a break from Yea Forums and just spontaneously thought "I Wonder if there's a Yea Forums thread for this an now I find out it's a comfy community I COMPLETELY missed.
I feel like I'm gonna be sick.

Good luck, user! You can do it!

I think I lost for a solid hour before I started actually getting wins. now if only I'd stop getting connection errors every time I win a few matches I'd be closer to Chaos Queen.

>and I somehow selected Order THEN confirmed it by complete accident
quit bullshitting

how could you lose when 80% of the teams are little kids who barely made the story mode in their life?

I forgot how fun the gameplay is in this game. I haven't played in almost a year. Hope splatoon 3 isn't too far off

That's true chaos though user
Your sneeze produced a chaotic result

Should've gone Order for healthy, stable, orderly connecOh who am I kidding it's NSO.

use the stingray on the shifty station to detonate bombs in enemy territory from your spawn and keep the killer wail for your team

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>doing poorly
>get paired with decent team, winning most matches
>10x battle at the hotel, my worst stage
>spend half the match pinned by enemies
>0 splats
>we win with 63%
I guess sometimes not dying makes you an asset to your team
>stages changed and now I lost my dream team
Fuck

It's probably 2-3 years off

Is this really the last time we're going to get to splat to Off the Hook tunes?

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I know that feel all too well.

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I wish you all a good night Chaos friends,may order be beaten out. And a special thanks to you Diaper user may you save us from the Orderfags

Same. Now that I returned for final Splatfest, it feels kinda wistful. I wish I had played this more.

PUSSY
PUSSY
MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY

>join an entire team with aerospray MGs

welp

I picked chaos because I like Pearl

My computer made a weird noise so I hit it and it beeped
This is true chaos

>Pro-880
PAIN

I wish there was a "Splatfest Anniversary" event where the various modes got replaced with splatfest colors and music, even if there wasn't any actual splatfest going on. I loved OtH's music and I'm sad I don't get to hear it in battle again.

>Get paired up with a kickass woomy
>we wreck shit and booyah back and forth and work in perfect sync
>capped off a 5-win streak with a 10x win for Team Chaos before the stages change

sent that mf a friend request

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abusive pearl is something I didn't think I would see

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>Diaper user may you save us from the Orderfags
>He thinks there aren't many of us fighting on Order as well
Life has many doors, Ed-boy.

Okay I also forgot how shitty it is when someone on your team disconnects and how there's literally nothing you can do about it. That might be why I stopped playing for so long. Still a fun game

No because the stage will be available for Splatfest in Private matches

leaked image of Splatoon 3 ending

They make more money off hardware
They make like 50$ per unit sold

>get matched against japs
>another 10x
Damn

>chaos
>legs spread
>order
>legs crossed

>choosing piss ink instead of glorious cum

It's sad. Hopefully we all meet again in Splatoon 3, if it releases.

how many fellow diaper fags are there that play splatoon?

I'd guess Splatoon 3 is either coming on Nintendo's next console or we're getting Splatoon 3 in 1-2 years.

Pearl confirmed a non-virgin.

Both are disgusting

>went to the store to get the octoexpansion
>they didn't have the special download card
>check another store
>still not there
It's only been a year what the fuck

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Naturally. Didn't you watch the Ankha flash?

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you buy it on the eshop

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not sure why you suck the dick of youtubers so hard these days, there's no splatoon 3 in the near future, or on the switch, at all. splatoon team is on other games. last splatfest means they'll work even more on other products. That "splatoon 3" clickbait is the same garbage as the switch pro.

Save us from their Diaperfag user and let Order prevail

Just get it online or on the eShop you stupid fuck

Alright order bros, I'm out. Ended on a 10x win. I'm super tired

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Goodnight user

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finally im home, gaming time

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Been at work so all I get is Japanese Hours and connection issues cause Asians.

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You did good work, soldier. Rest up.

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A nice string of victories for Order before bed. I hope I dream of Marina.

Anyone Order rooms open with room for a shitter?

Im one fighting against the Chaos Diaper fag in ABUs,what about you?

do you really think nintendo is going to make another console? will they finally make one not based on a gimmick?

>room for a shitter
Why would anyone let you in after saying that?

Pearlie is my favorite. It's always when I'm fighting for her Splatfest team that I most wish I was better at this damn game.

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Time to fight for the dorksquid

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Seconding this

This is some bad taste
t. calliefag

I'm another chaos in an abu cushies, so I think there's one other in this thread

GOD HATES DORKS

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Because I'm honest about my skill level (1951)and some people play for fun.

You gon' get busted, beebo boi

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I believe the notion is would you rather carry him or have him on a random team taking our score down?

Callie is my favorite of the Squid Sisters so I bid you good day in spite of your remark Hard for me to imagine not loving any of them, though

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I'm too tired to go any further. Good night all, I dream of a World of Chaos, and I can only hope that you help that dream come true.

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83k Clout and Chaos King!
I think I've earned some R&R Good luck fellow Chaos bros.

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>join pro
>destroy an entire team of japs in a 10x match

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>both of my controllers drifting
i cant aim like this nintendo fix your shit

oh yeah? w-well i hate you!

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Just try it, son.

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>my first splatfest
>my last splatfest
Damn, I got into this too late ;_;
I got a few wins for Order at least...

We can hope that the runaway success of this franchise results in a Splatoon 3 in the near future.

>final Splatfest
>playing for fun

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They just said it's not in development so minimum 2 years , probably 3 or 4.

>got disconnected and got a warning
Shit

I believe the notion is I'd just like to buddy up a play a fucking game. Its not like this is the world championship or something.

I sure hope not. I don't like having to buy a new game when the old one works just fine

Ive been getting shitty teamates i stopped when I got royalty because I didn't want to fuck up yesterday's x100 haul

I'm on Order and I have SDKs

Get fucked faggot, as if who wins actually effects your life.

I'M GONNA SAY IT

Off the Hook >>>> Squid Sisters

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Order with Boosted Kiddos, sorry user but Chaos will have to try harder

That sucks, man. I already lost a pair of joycons to the drift and I have a sinking feeling my current ones aren't too far behind.

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Don't get pissy with me you little fuck. You won't find any "buddies" here being a sensitive faggot

Waterworld im looking forward to boat battles

I say we take the best of each and put them together to form a new power duo.

>Get fucked faggot
I'm not the one begging for an invite, shitter.

nice, what I would so for splatoon themed diapers. imagine when you wet the diaper it changes colour, or even little squid icons that disappear when wet

>tfw still have the same Joycons that came with my Switch on launch day and have never had any problems with them

That sucks anons

>8 kills
>rest of team has a total of 2
come the fuck on i hate you cretins, you absolute buffoons, you morons, you stupid idiots

i hope they last for you fren

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he'd be taking the score down regardless

Do kills actually matter when you lose anyway?

Alright, I'm done. Good luck Chaoschads, I've done enough for my team. I'm off to play Salmon Run one last time and sleep.

>Asking if a room open is begging

Fuck it, I'll just send out invites on my friends list. I have no idea why I thought it'd be a good idea to play with you faggots.

guess i gotta pull a daughterposter and use the jr. i cant aim for shit with this double drift i said 8 kills last post but thats not great

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Thanks. I hope you get at least slightly competent teammates soon.

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I guess it shows who was the most skilled or at least had the upper hand in weapon matchup at least.

i wouldnt count on it, but the hope is appreciated

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FINALLY OFF WORK, POST DEM CHAOS TRACKS, BOYS

youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc
youtube.com/watch?v=cvyywDE67tY
youtube.com/watch?v=cdaEijXaghk

I GOT A 10X WIN THIS MORNING, LET'S KEEP IT GOING

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mine were fine up until last month. luckily I had the splatoon themed ones a spares for my friends so I'm using those

>Played for 4 hours with my bros that have all had the game since launch
>Unanimously decide to play one last match before calling it for the night
>get a 10x battle
>bag it for team chaos as our last contribution to the fest
Thanks for the memories splat2, these fests are some highlights of me playing fun shit with my bros the past couple years and I’m gonna miss it

>I'll just send out invites on my friends list
lmao
imagine not being invited by them already

hey that isn't fair! boosted means you got an advantage!

Not really. A lot of people brag about getting kills without even looking at how many were assists.

First time I made it to king in any Splatfest in 1 or 2.
Feels good.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wUqUSe25na4
youtube.com/watch?v=1r4zvpqZC7o
these are some of the songs that unironically get me in the zone and help me do better

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>mfw landing the most kills on a team with players in the 60's to 90's
>tfw I'm only lv. 19

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If you carry him that's a win. A W is a W

Also wanna mention that I lost my old Switch and my 30 levels with it so I kind of gave up Splatoon. But I came back just last night to become Chaos King.

youtube.com/watch?v=7y07YwZgo7g
youtube.com/watch?v=fxsRsryw-CE

GO GO GO GO GO GO

it will be both Marie and Marina and it will be called Mar-mar

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Whoever is the team full of dualies named midnight your a busta all four of you

Damnit anons, stop spreading your "shit teammate" curse to me. Spent the entire match cleaning house with 1562 points and we still lost.

same

I've just been listening to the in game music all day

>he thinks level means anything
I bet you think rank means something too.

>101 golden eggs
Feels good brahs

Made it to King on a win. Sorry for sucking, Order. I won a 10x then barely lost a 10x to japs.
First and only fest for me. What moron thought it would be a good idea not to have some sort of event autopilot for longevity? Shit, even old CoD games still get events from time to time.

>wtf guys I waited nearly three years where are the events

Am I the only one who read that as "Team Chads"?

Holy FUCK I'm sleepy but I'm gonna keep playing

Well fellas, over 30 wins for Order. It's been a blast being a part of the final splatfest. Don't think we'll win this but i do hope we fought strong.

Imagine being this much of a ninshitter where more content for a service game is bad.

I'm guessing we'll probably have the splatfests rerun over and over from this point on.

i dont know user, asides from myself and a few others in here it seems like chaos has been eating major ass, so who knows

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Imagine deliberately missing timed events and then complaining about it on any platform.

youtube.com/watch?v=e4RiilihkiM
youtube.com/watch?v=02SWtLmqWsw
youtu.be/IPUS2lOl8hQ

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Chaos definitely won the popular vote but it seems like order's been kicking huge amounts of ass. We'll see in the morning.

They should just have the seasonal ones. 4 a year is basically nothing, what could it possibly cost?

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well shit, said id pull an all nighter but i got called in to work early tomorrow. fuck you safeway suck my dick

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Maybe yeah.
100% Betting that's the case in terms of popular vote. Well i'm out. fight well for Order. I want my sequel to be futuristic.

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Imagine ending a service game that's the most popular IP you own after barely two years

I feel so powerful getting the highest score vs people 60 levels higher than me

I just got the game this year. I only missed two as the result of forgetting and that has fuck all to do with what I said. Games don't have an expiry date and there's no reason to lock a gamestate behind a time-barrier.
Imagine getting mad and feeling personally attacked when someone points out a flaw in a product you had no hand in creating.
They didn't do that for 1 but something to that effect would be nice. Not like it would take any effort if they're keeping the game's servers up anyway.

Imagine thinking Splatoon 2 is finished because glorified turf wars are over.

>lost 10 matches in a row
Yeah, I'm thinking chaos lost.

>ink resist with splatling
holy fuck, all the wasted years

Here's the other thread to move to since it didn't die

>Imagine getting mad and feeling personally attacked
Imagine projecting.

>more events would be nice, and there's no reason not to have then
>ENTITLED GAMER REEEEEEEEE!

Imagine resorting to deflection when it is made apparent that YOU ARE SILLY

Imagine being this naive

imagine waiting until 2019 to play splatoon 2 period

Hey. Imagine fuck you. I ain't got no damn money

>imagine
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C'mon son, step it up.

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>hit Chaos royalty
>won a 10x game while youtu.be/JDG2m5hN1vo played

I can't think of a better way to end the splatfest. I'm damn tired so I'll bow out here. Good luck Chaosbros.

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I've been playing this whole time updiapered, should I change into one?

Jesus Christ.

see ya user, great taste in music

>thinking of going back on
>fucking Sturgeon Shipyard

Nope nope nope nope fuck that stage. I hate it almost as much as Bluefin Depot. I think it's the only S2 stage I truly dislike.