Thoughts on the Broodals?

Thoughts on the Broodals?

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You and I both know which one we want to fuck.

i want to cuddle the girl bun

yeah buddy

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worthless, underused, no motivations, too easy, whole thing smells of miyomito interference not letting them be as good as they could be, but maybe koizumi lost it too
at least the female one has some good porn

They should had all been girls, but at the same time only having one prevents them from lacking porn.

We could have had based crocodiles...

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...Or royal Koopa bridesmaids. We definitely got the worst possible versions of them.

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>no motivations

user, what more could they do? They're Bowser's goons and were tied to the wedding. You might as well complain that the Koopalings don't have detailed backstories. I guess it'd be cool post-game to see the Broodals in the worlds and tie them to some extra moons.

Maybe personal stakes when you kill their mom or dont make them be associated with bowser but with the world and lore of odyssey, they wear hats they have a hat motif, why arent they related to cappy in some way?

>underused
Do you really want us going back to the days of having to fight minibosses in Mario games a dozen times?
>no motivations
They were wedding planners. Your goal was to stop the wedding. Of fucking course they have a motivation. Get bent.

>i hate literally everything
cynicism has its place in vidya, and it's a huge fucking place don't get me wrong, but you're literally complaining about mario minibosses not having intricate backstories. take a step back and look at yourself

>intricate
I could do it with 2 lines of dialogue per encounter

>tfw trying to beat the Broodle Bot on a minimum captures run

Most forgettable villains ever, I literally completely forgot they existed

the rematches on the moon were fucking annoying

Can anyone explain who they were? They felt very out of place and I feel the game either didn't explain or glossed over who they are or their motivation.

Wedding Planners from the Dark Side of the Moon. basically hired by Bowser to set up and plan the wedding.

I didn't give a damn.
Ugly motherfuckers with a design that didn't feel natural.
The skeletal Mexicans felt more natural in the Mario universe.

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They are wedding planners.
The game itself mentioned this multiple times.

You even go to their home dude.

git gud

Since when does mario need deepest lore? They were the wedding planners for Bowser's wedding and this is said multiple times

nope

i get they might have been confused for DK's kremlings or maybe even yoshi if the child playing was genuinely retarded, but these are complete fucking losses for a set of objectively worse designs

>no motivations
They were wedding planners, they want to see the wedding plan they made come to fruition.

Might mean it's hard to have them come back as villains unless they want to retread story but it could be cool to see them as minor characters in some sort of wedding level in a future mario game. Or even have them help one of the Kong family get married.