Uh oh. Guess who got Kojimbo’d now?

Is this faggot making a game or a shitty netflix drama?

Kojima-San, who is this woman? When will you call me back?

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You know its the truth. I dont usually spew buzzwords but unironically, cope.

>he likes whiteoid roastoids
yikes!

She was cute as Pike

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>>t. gookphile that got denied by every QT white girl in school and now has to go for docile bug eyed chinks

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Ashley is extremely cute, sad that she's put on so much weight recently.

who the fuck is this

>not exploiting a slope whore's lust for white cock

It's so easy.

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Bro you took the joke too far. This reads like a B^U comic.

second one is still cute without the makeup

Absolutely based, seething roasties coping hard

Is Kojima unironically a japanese Chad?
Lmao japanese people are so awkward simply imagining the existence of a japanese Chad is funny

Is that someone's grandma?

>Kojima pays top dollar for C-tier Hollywood actors and nobody cares
>Naughty Dog find random nobodies and make them stars

Hackjima BTFO

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Some chick that decided it is smart to be in a relationship with an "ex" drug addict?

least white I can go is like half latina. everything looks non human to me.

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER

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I wish I was Ashley's husband.

Brian Foster is a pretty cool dude tho. He seems like the kind of guy who might actually stay clean. He did a great job with the Between the Sheets, even S2 when he started interviewing non CR people

I like him because I share his sense of humor for better and worse

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spbp, keep these roasties in their place

Her feet game is on point

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At this point, exactly this. He keeps bringing on these Hollywood nobodies, in a game I was barely interested in to begin with.

>because I share his sense of humor

i can almost hear your fedora tipping from here.
my god.

>tfw she will never make a comeback

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Good to know honkeys who talk hard on the internet still set their bar low

you don't know what people look like

based
worthless dumb yellow-fever scum

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Here's your comeback, bro :^)
it's fitting because the game is as dead as her career

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I'm not your bro.

That character design is creepy as hell

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Because scarification is really fucked up tbqh.
This is probably the first time I've ever seen it used in a vidya character design though so that's pretty neat.

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Fuck, le asians are honorary huwhites fags XD

what does it look like when it heals?

Space Lords was unironically kino when it was called Raiders of the Broken Planet

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C O P E

Kill it with fire.

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what??? why the fuck he did this?

Novel way to die

Kojimer wants to be part of the secret hollywood club
The big boy's club where social norms no longer apply

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God I'm so glad I'm not a nigger.

she unironically looks pregnant

the fuck lmao

literally who the fuck is this?

someone from the disney channel?

Who is that

What's the story here?

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all of hollywood are pedophiles

one of Epsteins friends from the looks of it.

aquaman

Dark skinned burgerclaps detected.

Lol wut

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All americans are dark skinned.
White Americans went extinct decades ago.

Brutal bro

Facebook is that way roastie

Is that fucking Amy schumer

More like Aquapedo.

This.

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The masses actually call out shitty Netflix stuff
They are gonna lick this trash up.

Dios mio... La luz extinguida...

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What does love feel like

wait... what the fuck?!?!

Warm, fuzzy, and for the first month you'll do nothing but cuddle and fuck like rabbits.

Coins. Milk.

why is this shit so funny

Ahhh, what the fuck. Think about the people that have to see that open wound when you walk by, woman.

IS NOBODY GONNA EXPLAIN IF THIS IS FAKE OR GIVE CONTEXT WHAT THE FUCK!?

Of course its fake user, nobody with that type of standing would do something so publically and openly.

It's real - youtube.com/watch?v=GZxZVSWJcTM

The homosexual part is the only thing that came true.
Westerners are happy shooting themselves and others with or without anime.

I thought your kind only knew the way to BLACKED.

Torpedo.

her pussy will never be the same.

Sutherland was the ultimate proof to him he could get away with it.
Might just as well ride an even bigger wave now that he's being financed directly out of uncle Sony's pocket.

Honestly I wouldn't mind if more games did this. Use money already allocated to marketing budgets to pay extra for known hollywood stars. Less billboards or youtube ads, but I guess star power carries quite a bit of weight too. It'll be hard to materialize what their fame adds to the sellability of a game, when comparing it to their salary's worth in 'conventional marketing'. If I had to guess it'd be roughly equally effective. Especially if they'll have low-effort phone in roles like keenu. Can't cost that much in actual hourly wages.

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>tfw i'm not a minority

If anything I'm all for scanning all these celebrities so people could rip the assets for SFM.

>her voice acting in the new moba shooter sound like shit.
I guess she is a bad voice actor, should stick being a model

>the real reason quiet doesn't speak

He's not your bro budday!

>wanting to fap to that uncanny valley shit

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Somebody get that old shit.

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Chin too small

This.

Holy hell Japanese media ruined you.

Both disgusting and oddly beautiful

>caring about random people
You could stay inside.

No inlammatory meme epic troll iphone snapchat culture ruined him and everyone else who posts nonsense they don't truly believe

>Troy Baker
>nobody
>Nolan North
>nobody
Yea, they sure pick nobodies, haha.

Nolan North was a fucking nobody before Uncharted

Stop posting if you don't know what you're talking about.

I know everything.

How did that 2nd to last girl add a second jaw. Her fucking face doubled in size.

she must have taken off the snapchat filter

A Hollywood slut?

God, i still remember kojima being in love with the horse face girl
did you know he has a wife and a kid? we got peace walker thanks to the kid, down to its mh inspired gameplay

And Naughty Dog also manages to make games that feel more like movies than Kojima's games.
Not only that, but you can tell they feel ashamed of being stuck making videogames.

Yeah just like the time they put literal hour long cutscenes in their games and put Hollywood celebs ahead of their own devs

No, it's just their gameplay parts are so scripted that they might as well be cutscenes.
Those parts of MGS where a character literally tells you "press X button to stand up" are something that you'd never see in a Naughty Dog game because they are the kind that believe their games are art or some shit.

Kojima is literally THE poster boy of vidya directors who think they're artists don't try to kid yourself

Gotta get some underage meat.
When is Kojangles going to convert to Judaism?

What?
MGS2, that game that everyone likes calling a "post modern masterpiece" was brought down by Kojima himself, who said that the game is just a bunch of 80s action movies and anime tropes put together, and he even said that the plot of a videogame only needs to be interesting enough to keep the player interested.
Not to mention that in his latest games, he's been putting a bigger emphasis on gameplay and less on the plot, when Naughty Dog has followed the opposite path, going from Crash Bandicoot to The Last of Us.

Whit*ids btfo

Weebshits seething because Kojima shows the truth to the world, everyone prefers whites.

white slut is getting a new baby made by kojima-chad . jpg

Why do Americans feel like randomly pointing the race of random people?
Is it because they are all racemixed mongrels and try to shame those who aren't?

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Everyone does

Americans are the proud slaves of Israel.
They think a person being white is fascism and they feel offended by their presence.
It's why America can't, by definition, be right wing. They are inherently anti-west, anti-white, anti-beauty and anti-humanity in general.
America is the biggest enemy, not only of white people, not only of western civilization, but of every decent human being in this planet.
The destruction of the USA and death of every US citizen is something to be desired by everyone who isn't some mutt from those poluted lands of low-life neanderthaloids.

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I'm 100% white you retard, not even american. and "white slut" is popular slang at every porn site. go back to pol.

I don't doubt you Americans speak like people do in porn videos.
After all, you also get your world view from porn, and you also talk like niggers.
You are fascinating creatures, the only animals on this planet who are actually fun to see suffering.

why are you so mad kid? have sex.

Because Americans like you, AKA traitors, aren't dead.

Yeah I love the Gameplay they've shown of DS so far. I think they showed a ladder once, thrilling stuff!

Hey, if the game is a movie, then Yea Forums will love it.
After all, seeing how people here praise MGS1, 2 and 3 and shit on V, it's obvious that people here hate videogames.
Or at least MGS fags, that is.

kek

hick detected

based!

oh NO NO NO how do bleached bros ever recover

>Amerimutts once again seething at their superiors

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA ugly whitoid roastie BTFO

What 50 year olds have you been hanging around?

>not a new IP
Are you so mad that you are just replying to the same post over and over again?

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That white woman should be converted to islam desu. Keep that ugly shit away from me allah.

based

I mean, you replied to me so obviously someone is triggered

It's the Americanoid cope.
They lash out at whites out of pure jealousy since pic related is the whitest woman you can find in the USA.

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Whatever you say, westcucks always lose

absoulutely based

Remember when Japan got so cucked after their laughable attempt at a backstabbing that their entire honorable warrior culture crumbled away and, not only was their culture wiped out, but they were forced to surrender, and their country turned into manchild-land?

Kojima himself, for example, he was born in what, the 60s? And his entire career is perpetuated by his asshurt at pic related.

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Looks like a tanned white woman trying to get some BBC, I expected no less of the degeneracy in western society.

Just replied to myself 19 times lads

>looks like a tanned white woman
I don't doubt you Amerimutts have convinced themselves that's white.
After all, if we followed actual logic, the US would be what, 20% white?

And lets not forget that gooks were so damn stupid, that, not only the Pearl Harbor attacked failed to fullfill it's objective of destroying the three main aircraft carriers (since they weren't there and didn't bother checking lmao), but they also cancelled a 3rd wave of bombers to finish off the Pearl Harbor fleet and fuel for no reason at all.
Japan's great last stand, their involvement in WWII, was an embarassment from beginning to the end.

Sounds like Murica but at least they dont have to fear of gunmen and psycopaths stabbing people in the back

Guys, c'mon. Stop making fun of amerimutts.

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>Looks like a tanned white woman
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

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>manchild land
You're thinking of america right? faggot

It's 56 percent bro, but spics will rule america in the future for sure

No, i'm thinking of the land of "anime".
Weebshit is the most laughable cancer ever created on Earth.
No wonder most of japanese men are virgins.

The US should have refused their surrender and nuked their entire country, it would have been an act of mercy.
Not to mention we wouldn't have talentless hacks like Kojima poluting the industry.

It feels like a baby not hurting you.

>those comments defending him
Really? So many people are defending him. Why?

Delete this, don't let the white supremacists murilards see this, oh wait- AHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHA WHEEZE AHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

Whatever you say Mr Neet. It's pretty ironic considering you're here because of japanese culture. Sounds like you're just some retarded redditor from r/the donald or whatever.

Stay mad. Anime is here to stay. Consider killing yourself because you live in the worst timeline :))) All hail anime :)

Kojima had an interview at SDCC that reading between the lines reveals some interesting stuff about Keanu being in a game now.
He says he was recommended Keanu Reeves however he personally wanted Mads Mikkelson for the role and chose Mads from the onset.
This reveals however as game director execs gave him a set list of celebrities to choose for his game. The list included Keanu. Later Cyberpunk used Keanu for their game.
This means that Keanu, or his agent, was actually the one reaching out to studios to be in a game, not the other way around ie CDPR didn't think about getting Keanu and call him, but Keanu reached out to game studios and CDPR responded.
Interesting stuff.

He's hot, he's rich, he's famous.
Most people are stupid lemmings.

>It's pretty ironic considering you're here because of japanese culture.
No, i'm not, I despise japanese "culture", if they have any, considering they are much like modern US in that they are a bunch of consumerist whores who, without their entertainment media, they are nothing.

>Anime is here to stay.
No, not really, this weebshit thing will die soon.
The complete mongrelization of the US will deal it's fatal blow, considering only Americans eat that shit up outside of Japan.

>US talking shit about other cultures
Im laffin my ass off bro, amuse me more

She's 35, actually. Guess who looks like an idiot for calling her 'probably 27'?

godayumn amerilards getting absolutely btfo

You sure must be proud of americuck gun shooting culture and eat until you get diabetes culture huh?

I'm not American.
Although I appreciate what they were in the past, nowadays America is a joke, and has also become the biggest enemy western civilization has ever faced and nothing would make me happier than seeing the US be wiped out and every US citizen die, down to the last kid.

>I'm not American.
I have some bad news user. Check your wallet right now.

Based.

I have a couple of francs in it, what about them?

LEAVE BROWN PEOPLE ALONE. STOP MAKING FUN OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are terrible at bantz. What kind of reply is that? The fuck you taking this seriously. Fuck I'm mad now.

Apparently its doctored footage and in all honesty I know this guy is braindead but doing something like that in the middle of a press session is just moronic i doubt these edited videos tell the truth, still it foesnt mean he didnt diddle some kids at home

WE WUZ KANGS N SHIT

I'm not interested in having "bantz" with you, American.

Not American retard. Also the fuck you here for? Real honest and serious conversation? Fucking shit, that's even more retarded.

Scientists have determined what the average Americano will look like in 2035 and it's beautiful.

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To attack and mock Americans.
Those pathetic creatures both understand their country is done for, but also try to defend it, so it's hilarious poking at them with the truth.
Plus, as a white European, America is my natural enemy.

>guesses woman is probably 27
>says she looks 50

???

>Although I appreciate what they were in the past, nowadays America is a joke, and has also become the biggest enemy western civilization has ever faced and nothing would make me happier than seeing the US be wiped out and every US citizen die, down to the last kid.

Alright boyo, you're cool in my book. I still disagree with your anti anime sentiment though.

I don't really care, weebshits deserve to die as much as Americans.

>only gets because if Japanese culture

Get real summercunt, people were bullying weebs since this site opened up. That's why it's weeaboo in the first place. Your lack of brain power to pick up things like nuance is embarrassing asf. Like you see the word chan and your little monkey pea brain decides "yep this is pure nipponese worship"
Honestly, kill yourself for being this stupid and this new.

>mercurysteam
>fucking España's toptier dev
>they just make garbage
pffffffffft

>these fucking europoors calling me an amerimutt don't know about my bavarian phenotype

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>all those seething replies
Why are cumskins so sensitive?

>americans calling others sensitive
>when they are right now on a quest to censor the entire internet because bantz give them literal PTSD

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holy fuck this can't be real

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Yall are surprised dis nig a pedophile? Nigga literally raped a 14 year old on screen.

Yea Forums is an English-speaking imageboard.
We don't speak American in here.

Sauce

I was referring to white people in general, not Americans, what the fuck are you obsessed? Also, I hope you're not European and making fun of other people censoring the internet.

>mfw im from uk

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>white people in general
Dude, black "people" have a mental breakdown if you call them a nigger.

you asked for it

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Yea Forums is an ESL imageboard. I bet you absolutely anything that if we did a proper survey there would be far more ESLs than natives. The way they try to make questions like "how they charge so much for this?" or double past tense "why didn't they showed this" and shit like that. It's not just that they can't use the language, it's the effect that has: dumbing down. They can't make intelligent posts because they're not able to formulate the sentences, so they fall back on short idiocy and 'based' 'cringe' and wojakpepes. I'm fucking sick of it, but it's only going to get worse.

Lots of virgins here hating on based dogfaced women when its well known they give the best head so you dont leave them.

Dude, Emilia Clarke was 23 in that scene.

Playing a 14 year old

Seriously now, is that chick somewhat famous?
She works in Netflix crap or something?

Do you also accuse Bruno Ganz of being a nazi for playing Hitler in Downfall?

黙れ、せんこ
打つぞ

Pathetic bait

No, I accuse him of being the poet Virgil.

WHITE WOMEN FUCK DOGS

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??
There's literally nothing to even be offended by in that.

post the webm pussy ass faggot

Relax, I'm quite capable of making sentences with the proper structure. I'm not some nig using his local library's PC to post here.

50 is a bit pushing it, but no way is she under 30.

That's a man.

Either a man, or an American woman.
Americans are very known for commiting zoophilia, they confuse the people there with other animals.

Few of your South American friends are similar, and Frenchies literally go out of their way to be wrong.

But a spic is far worse. That's why based Trump is letting out A$AP ASAP! instead of your rabbit fucking families in those metal cages.

lol yeah third worlders rise up !

Why do you faggots think I'm a spic, you realize there are still white people that are unmixed (besides with other whites) in the US?

I said Yea Forums is an ESL board, not you are an ESL

Watching the actual video makes that look a lot less weird than this GIF did lmao

he is literally scamming hollywood
now that every other actor there is terrified of vidya take-over, he is scanning all these stars for cheap
nobody knows the limits of this madman

>las caras corruptido
hahahahaha

reminder he has the goose on helm for the final reveal

>Kojima
>Refn
>Gosling
>Margaret Qualley
Death Stranding will be pure, undiluted autismkino.

will death stranding be a real human bean teir

That list was likely just actors that are currently in contract with Sony. CDPR likely approached Keanu independently.

Keanu is under contract with Sony?

Pretty sure it's the same chick every time. That or asians all look alike to me.

Probably. He's currently one of the most popular actors so it makes sense that he has at least one movie in the works with them.

"After de-evolution, this sub-human speaks entirely in memes and buzzwords"

Wonder if Sony is sending that list to all their developers as suggestions of who they can get in their game and we are about to see a huge flood of Sony games with Hollywood actors.

IT'S A FUCKING CHANGING FILTER YOU FUCKING IDIOTS, IT WAS A KOREAN MAYMAY FOR A WHILE, FUCK. YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID.

Seems a bit coincidental that Sony has Keanu on a list for their games then CDPR contacts him for theirs. Although I would guess that CDPR simply spoke with Sony.

It's a coincidence. The big famous Hollywood celebrity pool isn't that big with everyone knowing everyone else and having connections to everyone.

Its what makes more sense. If they are under contract with Sony, or at least have some previous partnership with them, Sony would want to squeeze as much of their stardom as possible, while it'd probably be a lot more difficult to get actors who are currently only working with Disney.
It makes more sense that the list would've been actors that Sony has some sort of relation with instead of some vidya approved list of actors that the entire industry looks towards. If I'm a big dev and I want an actor who's not on the list, all I have to do is call them and convince them. Just look at Brutal Legend. Even a much smaller studio like DoubleFine managed to get heavy metal legends.
Keanu being an option for Death Stranding and then showing in Cyberpunk is likely just because he's currently in high demand and he's already allowed his likeness in Fortnite, meaning he's not apposed to the idea of being in a game.
Imagine that Brad Pitt wasn't on this list and has never been in a game. What stops me from setting up a meeting to convince him?

Fpbp

Have sex, nazi incel

I'm going to have to agree with this poster. Kojima even said he opted to not go with the list and reached out to Mads instead.
Kojima not going with the list though does make me wonder if Sony is sending these out on their own initiative and trying to push this Hollywood trend.

Sony is likely not pushing too much otherwise we would've seen some big names in something like Last of Us 2. Kojima is a particular case that really wants to be in Hollywood. Most other companies likely just have the leads in the company want to pretend like they're friends with these big actors, like getting Liam Neelson for Fallout 3 for maybe 10 minutes.

I can already see his autistic scene, with those dead stares

>Mr. Kojima, we got the mocap footage for Gosling today but I think the file was corrupted. There's about 5 minutes where he's standing perfectly still before delivering his line.
>He a good actoru

>tfw the Goose is the final boss

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You are not totally wrong. Sad thing is that I started posting here because I got fed of the forums and boards from my country just to realize probably half of those assholes post here too

>huh Mr. Refn-san is that normal
>no, not at all. I always had him wait 10 minutes in all my movies

>yfw Conan O'Brien is a secret boss

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they exist

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kojima is an actor now

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Yeah *cough* I wonder who got Kojimbo'd..

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Idris Elba has been rejecting videogame offers for years, user

is he in too?
also the normal box Art is ugly as sin. Steelbook is based tho

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Mad chad strat plays.

Kojima gettin' that pussy.

holy shit, roasties got absolutely PATROLLED

>100%

Doubt

based, brave, epic, and triggered all the seething "whites" on /pol/

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did I trigger your mongolian imbecility?

Why do all Americans speak like niggers?

Yeah, we won once again, fellow resetrannies, lets have a celebration dilation.