According to Kojima, Heartman has a "unique" heart, which stops every 21 minutes...

He's just a big Bruce Willis fan.

He's drafting his resignation letter.

sounds like absolute kino

>HOMO DEMONS

Gotta say, for every 5 stupid names Kojima will come up with something based from time to time

Glad to see Kojima is still pissing off all the plebs on Yea Forums

I bet there will be some kind of plot twist where his heart stops prematurely and he misses his favorite anime.

It's a defibrillator if you look at it. IGN writers think EKG and defibrillator are the same thing.

I tried to warn you

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This game’s Otacon. The anime/movie obsessed beta man who always gets hurt.

>plot twist where his heart stops prematurely and he misses his favorite anime.

How is it plot twist?

I don't know, ask kojimbo.

Heartman is pretty straoghtforward, but DIEHARDMAN will fucking explode every 21 minutes and undergo the same resurrection process, screencap this

Diehardman has a unique heart which stops every 2hr 12min .He is hooked up to an EKG and occupies himself with watching Die Hard in that 2hr 12min window. When he dies, he spends three minutes on the other side, searching for a VHS copy of Die Hard and a VCR.

You're just mad Kantoku didn't return your calls.

This is literally silent hills. It’s confirmed

you called it plot twist, not kojimber

It's got it all, it goes from
Corny
>heartman
>diehardman
>mama
to Badass names for things and people
>timefall
>dooms
>fragile

Defibrillator would also not do anything if your heart stopped.

Why not just buy the fucking Blu-ray?

>he spends three minutes on the other side, searching for a VHS copy of Die Hard and a VCR.
he is looking for bruce willis

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die hard man is perpetuall ble balled. he spends his 3 minutes alive furiously masturbating but is then strangled before climaxing retaining his erection untill hes revived a minute later.

This was based off genius creator Kojima's unique brain, which stops every 21 minutes. Each time it happens he comes up with plot ideas for his new games.

Homo Demens, meaning mad/insane men I think.

>bridge baby
>heartman, diehardman
>mpreg unbirth vore toddlercon
>mama
>deadman
>Oil bloodborne monstars
>MGS tier crazy villains
>can't BREATHE near GHOSTS
>reveal invisible ghosts with bridge baby's scan ability
This game will be fucking bonkers my man

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FAT SKINNYMAN

He shits and pisses himself 60 times a day

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kojima could 3d scan his asshole and 20 million snoyboys would buy it

Great. Now I’m horny.

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Does that make him handicapped?

Is there really a character called diehardman?

>"I made a huge mistake"

I see Kojima watched Flatliners and The Discovery

I bet you fucking drive a car with a automatic transmission and wipe your ass with the 3 seashells. Fucking zoomers.

Has to skip the OP and ED though.

That is completely retarded. Why the fuck do billion-dollar companies just throw money at this deluded moron to make his garbage movie games? He needs a reality check, if there was any justice in the world he'd be working in some chink restaurant making sushi or whatever.

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He couldn't have just called him Hartmann?

He really is a Lucas that needs overseers to filter out the good ideas from the retarded bullshit and should never be given full control over his own stuff.

They also need a Tryhardman

I usually defend kojimautism but this crosses the line.

Wouldn't his have severe brain damage? This character would be more believable if he was mentally insane, but he seems like a normal dude.

Kojima doesn't pussyfoot his symbolism.

Sounds like he has a shit heart not unique

>The damage control has already begun
I can't wait till Kojima releases this masterpiece in the making.

He makes more money than he spends and has critical acclaim. But im sure you know better, special person.

just fucking post it

It's like Sunless Sea right? Cool ideas,

>this character has a heart condition what should we call him?
>heartman

*claps*

seems reasonable

If Suda51 made this, you'd call him a genius.

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god im so fucking excited for this game

i just want more kojimmy hijinks

Orangebadman reveal when?

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I DEFY YOU, HEARTMAN

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If Suda51 made this he would realise how silly and retarded this concept is
...then go ahead with it anyways

Suda51 wouldnt make this.

Calling someone Hartman instead of Heartman when they are heart themed character is the same thing as rejecting ideas for being too video gamey.

What's his name again?

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Kojima will probably be a cameo on the game

>Now

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Suda is too busy constantly rehashing his genius ideas to come up with something like this. They are both geniuses but one is about shitting out new, progressively more retarded things and another is just lmao silver eye sentai luchadors with a katana something something dead people dude.

(((Roth Goldman)))

Biggie Smallsman

Refn sucks dick.

youtube.com/watch?v=XkPOvRHsrqM

Perfect

Can't wait for Black StealMan

>heartman
>he looks like every villain in 80s movies
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>he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells
LMOA