Splatoon Thread

I'm gonna go do it just because you said that

Welcome to every game ever

Splatoon has a cool aesthetic. Sorry you don't like fun, faggot.

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I feel bad whenever there’s a dualie squelcher user on my team. Every splat he gets I can feel the pain and anger from the enemy team and I feel so bad for them

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>be me, support Team Chaos
>know I'm not very good at Splatoon but want to help my team win
>come up with plan
>join Team Order instead
>join every game, wait a couple seconds until the ground near spawn is covered in silvery cum
>dump my entire ink tank of cum into any areas that aren't covered
>kill myself if there's any nearby areas where I can jump into water/off a cliff
>spam "Booyah!" if I get killed by someone on Team Chaos
>essentially force Orderfags to fight 3v4 against Chaoschads
>so far every battle has resulted in a victory for Chaos
>been doing this for over an hour now
>actively hindering Order and helping team Chaos at the same time

Man, I love this game.

>someone using the tenta brella

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>Chaos Fags claiming left and right that they're winning multiple x10's and two consecutive x100's

Order Champ here

Post your fucking proof.

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How hard are you? Tugging at your shaft under your underwear, or poking it through your fly and beating away?

When Team Order wins, we'll throw you to the fucking Salmonids.

Absolutely devilish

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I got matched up with some nice people tonight.
#混沌

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What have they done to my poor .52 Gal Deco?! I swear the thing doesn't hit people even when my aiming reticle is right on them. Back before NSO started, I would be able to murder with it, but now it seems really shitty. Or did I just get that rusty in the intervening months?

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Are there any rewards for placing during a splatfest? What's the 10x and 100x shit about?

You're posting on an online corkboard for the discussion of children's electronic entertainment, and you think you're better then anyone else here?

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Porn has nothing to do with why people like Marina better. Or at the very least it's not ALL the reason. I personally like how soft-spoken and down to earth she seems to be.

>be me, an orderfag
>join team chaos
>proceed to throw every single match
>mfw

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Pic is based. Text is cringe. Order is based.
No. Marina is gross.

WHY THE FUCK DOES BOOYAH BOMB HAVE SOME MUCH ARMOR THE ONLY THING THAT CAN BREAK IT IN ONE HIT IS A FUCKING SPLASH DOWN REEEEEEE

Winning team gets bragging rights and more Super Sea Snails, but losing team still gets a respectable amount.

HOYBOYS GET OUT
THIS IS AN /ORDER/ THREAD

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>Marina is gross
How

Thank you, I try to be.
Lmao, do it. I've jumped into water enough times to the point where I don't care. Seethe harder, google Chrome.

I don't know about pulling it off. . .

>Chaosfag thinking he's smart when that tactic is four years old

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MARIE GETS COOKED TOO

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>Orderfag joins chaos, spreads chaos
Devilish.

Good luck everyone. I am now leaving Splatoon forever.

>Massive cringe

Go back to commenting screenshotting memes on Instagram, thank you

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BEHOLD MY AGI SNOMAN

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I love cute user!

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>jerking off to women
that's gonna be a yikes from me chief

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Congrats, you have all the tact and wit of a snake. It'll be fun to see that victory screen.

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>played all day for two days
>zero 100x matches
>can't play anymore
Why does Nintendo hate me?

>tfw

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Forgot to mention.
>also blasting THE WORLD REVOLVING as I do this
>actively jumping into the eyesights of our Chargers

Four years old and it still works, just did it again.
Orderfags are funny.

>can't play anymore
Why not?

>she's seen all the Marina porn
>she's also seen all the art of gremlin pearl
I hope she at least saw some nice things about herself

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That's what you get for using an rng gun.

Nothing interesting. I'm going on holiday.

Are you going on holiday to some remote third world shithole? You do realise the Switch is portable right?

Is anyone else inexplicably happy now that shitfests are finally coming to an end?

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Hit 300k points for chaos, think I'm calling it till tomorrow

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How do i get to do a 100x match

>playing videogames on vacation
Never gonna make it.

Hope for the best

I'm getting kills and major victories with the Pro again. I feel vindicated.

Pray to god you get one, and then pray to Satan you win.

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>tfw when found enlightenment with a roller
>the last splatfest
I joined rollerchads too late...

It's random, aka it'll pop up when you're least prepared

Won a 3-round shift, so I'm gonna go for Max Hazard. Wish me luck

3-man, I mean

Why would you be?

I like your stove, user.

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>That 30 year old woomer that still plays splatoon 1

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Here's a better version of this, but;
I don't get these posts, no matter how many times I see them. Explain.

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Go back to Twitter faggot

>coming to an end?

See you in 2 years when Splatoon 3 launches brah!

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That's what I do. I just started the game and thought that since I was gonna be a drag I might just join Order. I don't throw though, give it my best no matter what. And I won a 100x. Feel like a true chaos.

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>lose match by .2% with 11 kills and top turf
>Rest of the team only had 1 kill between the three of them
what the FUCK

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I think he's saying he loves cute user

Stuff like this will make it so victory will feel hollow if chaos wins

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tfw you its neck and neck. but in the last five seconds the other team comes out of nowhere and stomps you. Makes you think, were you ever a threat?

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Archive searches don't make this any more clear, and they show both the prompt "I love cute user!", and the response I typically see, "(no)", with the same images and filenames. What the fuck is going on here?

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oh my god

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No, you fool, it'll feel truly chaotic.
Chaotic evil, that is.
I mean, that is chaotic, true. Not exactly a winning strategy but I mean congrats on the 100x.

>communication error immediately after winning a 100x game

Why

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>you do your best and get 14 kills and most turf
>lose because no one else on your team did anything
Release me from this hell.

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On one hand yes, on the other I'll miss the atmosphere and music.

That's just classic solo queue splatoon

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Fuck this game I can only win mirror matches

Any Order chads wanna team up?

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...

I mean you’re not wrong, but I’ve always been more on the chaotic good side of things instead of the chaotic evil end

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i'll bite

>Chaotic evil
kys

either he met up with a "cute user" who likes Splatoon or he's just shitposting either way it's probably nothing to worry about Calliefriend

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I really enjoy them, but I'd rather they end before I lose interest in the game and miss out on them.

>there are people fighting for chaotic evil
You're even worse than the regular chaos fuckers.

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Such is turf war life.

callie is, objectively, best squid

So who's winning?

seethe
Fair, fair. Even still, good luck to you, user. I wish you well in your endeavors, for either team.

>100x Battle
>Guy named Eggdog is throwing
>Still win despite him

Gonna have to try harder than that

seethe harder, sb-129

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Never teamed before so I guess you have to add me?
Order bros rise UP
SW-4930-0230-8631

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While the splatoon devs agree, sadly splat 1 disproves it being an objective fact. To me she’ll always be best squid though

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THE KENSA L3 IS SO FUCKING GOOD
I get at LEAST 1 kill off every Ultra Stamp

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And she saved everything she saw

sure man, hang on, just finishing a match

Pretty sure she faps to it as well.

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No.

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It concerns me, also because the response after the (no) is usually "Breeding with cute user!), which I shouldn't need to explain the weirdness/creepiness of. Either the same guy is responding to himself (which I hope to god isn't true for reasons undisclosed), or for some reason, the prompter always takes the images of the responder afterwards, complete with original filenames. It's just bizarre.

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Prove it

What the FUCK. We had a comfortable lead the first 2 and a half minutes and the instant I die everything goes to shit.

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>Nintendo confirmed Splat 3 isn't in development
It makes sense since this Spaltfest is going to decide so much of the upcoming game that I'd imagine they can't even do shit until it's over but do you think a spin-off is being worked on the very least?

I'll open Room in 5 minutes, any other Order bro wanna join?

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Fuck it why not.

I would but I suck

>Using splat jr
>Entire enemy team is luna blasters
At least my team had good painting weapons

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Thanks.

I just love cute user!

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I don't think there needs to be a Splat 3 until the next console
Splat 3 on the Switch would feel like a cash-in
Just make it like Mario Kart or Smash or Mario Maker, 1 game per console

Me too, but it's just for fun. Not like we're gonna get tons of 100x battles and ruin Order Clout.

Someone said Octo expansion was on sale. Was I rused?

Explain further. What is this whole thing? Who is cute user?

>200k clout
>zero (0) 10x or 100x matches

Why does Nintendo hate me? Is it because I seabag every single brush user that I splat?

We all now that Marina has a human obsession.

Are you guys good and consistently winning?

I don't know, retard go check

Sploosh is a different weapon entirely when I use it. I love orderbros so much but their delicate hearts must be force fed victory.

HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF SOMEONE WAS TO RUB THEIR NIECE'S NIPPLES AND SHE JUST SITS THERE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING

You're always mystify me, person that loves user.

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don't think about it there is really no good answer unrelated but do you have the giant Callie pic

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>seebag

Autism

>Squidbag

Proper vocabulary

sure ID: 1372 4971 9900

user, this is turf wars, where literally nothing matters except the last ~20 seconds of the game

Waiting on you to open the room.

>squidbag
awkward and not a pun
>seabag
perfect ocean pun and rolls off the tongue a lot better, much closer to the original root word

does it end tonight or tomorrow night?

I was going to but I didn't. Someone said $20 was a sale price but the internet says it's always that price.

Post a screenshot of your clout, pussy

the virgin squidbag VS the chad seabag

Tonight at 5am Pacific Time, so a little over 11 hours from now.

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Any chaos chads tryna team up?

...

I’m straight up not having a good time

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there you go, fucking faggot

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I can see where you're coming from but they can add so much shit in the base game to improve on it that I wouldn't mind.

Splat 2 was disappointing samey to one but the reason for that was because the Wii U's lifespan was cut short for being so shit so the Splat dev's had to work quick on giving the Switch some games. I don't think Splat 3 would suffer the same fate, especially with the implications of the new Splatfest and general lore thrown in with every update. Splat 3 is probably going to take big leaps, maybe not in gameplay but the very least style, aesthetic, story, add-ons and etc.

But like I said, I hope we get a spin-off more then anything.

keep racism out of splatoon

I
CANNOT
AIM
FOR
SHIT

WHAT FUCKING GUN DO I USE

I'M TIRED OF THE SPLAT ROLLER

newfag detected

Room up

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What team are you

blaster or luna blaster
sloshing machine
bloblobber

top-tier "no aim" weapons

Use gyro you cuck.

Here splatoon2.ink/
It has the map rotatiln and remaining times.

Been sticking with this ~Tiffany~ person for a few hours now. Its nice to have a constant in the team known as chaos.

AAAARRRGGHHHH STOP GIVING ME MIRROR MATCHES

Young metro trusts pearl and if pearl doesn’t trust you
Young Metro don’t trust you

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order

>win by a huge margin
>okay, but my team carried me
>first in turf and second most kills
It's the little things.

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3 won't come out for Switch. It's an online game, and Nintendo isn't stupid...enough to compete with themselves for no reason.

1. Use gyro
2. Use Splattershot Jr.

I hate blasters

I'll try the slosher and bloblobber though, thanks mate.

I do. I always end up getting tense and aiming just like, right over the opponent or to the side.

>inexplicably
>can’t be explained
>explains the reason

>lost connection to team
Nintendo fix your shitty online

>Lost connection to team
Hmm yes, I'll remake, BigQuilt just sent a Request, join as well.

This is my favorite meme

NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER!

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Two words: Kensa Octobrush

I was with this team of chicks (*Cora, *Theresa, *Izzy) (Star icons not asterisks) for like 10 rounds and we kicked ass it was great

>Teammate dies
>Kill the guy who got him right afterwards
>Teammate gives me a booyah
This game is little things: the game

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Splatoon's next game will be a fully singleplayer spin-off for the Switch, to keep the brand in the public spotlight until the next console gets announced.

You're too late, I just played with Racism.

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ORDEEEEEEEEEER RISE UP
CUM ON EVERY CHAOS FAG

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No pay 20$ dollars goy and hope for the best

>Normal Splatfests
Shiiiiieeeettt

>want to do salmon run
>it's inevitably going to be full of shitters carried to profresh by grizzco weapons

>Switch probably has 3-4 more years of life, depending on Switch Pro

>Splatoon, major franchise for their online, no splatfests after this

Get rejected you snowfaggot

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Splatfests aren't the only reason people play
I would be more concerned about no more major updates

Thank you, based Order Soldier

That sounds absolutely retarded

Good shit

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why the fuck does my switch keep disconnecting itself from the internet?
Order fucking rigged this

Question, when do the results of the match get saved? I noticed it doesn't save immediately after match ended.

So, it sounds like Nintendo?

>most of map is brown
>order victory
what

>japanese squad is wrecking you guys bit by bit
>last 30 seconds, get your game face on
>splashdown 3 of them at once
>activated EVERY SINGLE hyperbomb on the enemy's turf
Eat my ass, Japan.

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Nogami showed a chart of Splatfests vs non Splatfests. It showed a HUGE drop off in active players that spikes big league when splatfests occur. It actually showed a downward trend of interest without updates/splatfests.

No splatfests for years? No Splatoon 3 for 3 or 4 years? For a game driven by online community?

Yeah, I'm thinking the brands dead.

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>Switch to N Zap
>Win

Really jogged my noggin

If you see a teammate already inking a hallway or path, don't fucking ink over them you stupid troglodyte, go ink somewhere else, spread.

That’s it?
I don’t even have WiFi guy
I’m using my phone hotspot while I hang out in my shitty barracks room

>2024

>r-remember all the fun you had in splatoon 2...
>4 years ago... remember the final splatfest haha... in 2019

There is no tomorrow, user. It ends 8AM EST

nice one!

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>Mario Odyssey
>Splatoon 2
>Luigi's Mansion 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
>etc.

yeah, I'm thinking you're a retard.

Nintendo doesn't fuck up it's main hardcore IPs.

Me but with the Kensa L3

tfw my cat just jumped up, catching my headphones in the process. Taking my headphones off, knocking my switch out of the dock and disconnecting me from the match FUCK YOU CAT, WE HAD A THING GOING. BOOYAD AT THE START OF EVERY MATCH. WE HAD A THING! I will never get to tell ~Tiffany~ how I felt.

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I find it hard to believe that Nintendo is totally done with development of Splatoon so early in the Switch's lifetime

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wow that is a crusty fucking webm

That would be like saying they are done developing Zelda and Mario games for Switch.

We already know about Zelda.

>be orderfag
>normal match
>up against a fucking team
>four girl octolings, all with kensa splattershots
>against my team of randos
>wtf
>absolutely fucking obliteerated because they had an actual strategy and were probably vc-ing
>probably also had specialized gear
>73.7% vs our measely 17.3%
fuck me dude

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>Luigi's Manson
>not a fuck up
The new game looks really good, but come on...

That's 9am for me so yes, there's a tomorrow.

shut up nigger

I haven't unlocked that one, how is it?

Just friend her from your recently played with list

Probably no 2D Mario because Mario Maker's out and the New series is getting super old
UNLESS they finally fucking come up with an actual new take on 2D Mario, new graphics and everything, no fucking baa baas etc
Don't get me wrong I like NSMB but holy shit it has been too long, 2006 man

Marie doll is the gift that keeps on giving.

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>Get a triple kill, Blow up all 3 of the Hyper bombs, use the Killer wail
>Feel like I’m completely stomping them in the last 15 seconds
>Result screen
>Lost by 10%
>Me 8 kills and Top inker
>Everyone else 2 kills total
I fucking hate this

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I no lie thought the first 2 of these was Nintendo being cheeky. Then I saw the guy's 2nd day one in the square. My favorite one I've seen is somebodies Marie dressed as Ky Kiske.

It's so good
L3 as a base weapon is great, inks like a motherfucker and never runs out, decently fast ttk
Splash Walls are great on the new Shifty
Ultra Stamp is the ultimate panic button special, you get full invincibility from the front and 1HKOs with basically a super fast roller

Nigga, people still play Splatoon 1 even though it's outdated, on a dead console, and full of hackers.

I think we'll be fine.

>Full game of splatfests later
>Calliefags still haven't recovered

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What level is it?

Why are you bringing this up now when none of the posts in this thread warrant such a response?

All’s fair in love and turf war
Even when it’s complete bullshit

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Will Splat3n be properly translated?

>Two matches in so far
>Getting pummeled by Chaos

WEW LAD

I dont play splatoon enough to really warrant that

Shitty paid online with no cloud saves will give it a slow death

Just a reminder that the manipulative and commanding Pearl(25) is a dirty pedo for preying on the vulnerable and gullible Marina(19).

Want to enter chaos, obviously least popular team, but both friends already chose order so I went there, none of them played with me in the end and I am stuck with scrubs...

We are chaos, we have no plan! We just do, now take it, boy!

I have no hope for that.

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Sure why not
Hope you like rollers Fampai
SW-6588-4693-7585

>wants order
>spreads chaos
chaoschads literally can't lose

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>haha nobody will play it because $20/year online!!

yikes

Pearl is 21 and Marina is 18, Marina is an adult, and you're retarded. Congratulations.

No idea I'm level 43 I haven't had to worry about that shit in ages

*reports you for inactivity*

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Shows you were the cornerstone player. You can take pride in that nugget of joy.

so all of the timmies who can't afford $20 with their allowance will stop playing

good

To be fair one of them was a clan.

Do chaosfags just throw because that’s all they can do in order to win?

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I swear to God I've never use tactics like that.

They're probably sweaty tournament players

>got the game not long after release
>still level 20 something
>can't play anymore because of shitty internet

>Chaos
>Least popular

My guy, Chaosfags in these threads have been bitching about team mirror matches way more often than Order. Hell, in the three days as an Orderfag, I've only had ONE (1) Order Mirror Match.

I suggest joining Chaos for the victory awards.

Okay hol up just finishing a round

The opposite actually

>Amaranth
>Nikki
>Umbra
If you're out there somewhere god bless you

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>people who are already paying and can afford it will just stop paying for no reason
>even though the payment is for EVERY game's online, not just Splatoon's

based retard

The timmies are the ones who don't know any better and will ask mommy for the 20 dollars, not knowing why paid online is bullshit.

>kill the enemy team
>check map
>teammates sucking each other off at our base

Every game ever

>Destroy the first 2 minutes
>Finally die once at the last minute
>My team is too shit to make up for my absence
>We lose

>launches
More like announced AT BEST. But everyone knows Splatoon is a one per system IP.

Who's the one t bagging

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I get so fucking tilted every time I lose, fuck this fucking game

Are you jealous of cute user or something?

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that was actually really clever. well done user.

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Nice job Team Order!
You won one (1) 100x battle against us.
Only 99 (ninety nine) more 100x battles to go for you to catch up.

Love and kisses, Team Chaos

Fuck these dcs.
At least we finished even oh well, good games.

Did you contribute to save the world from cuntish monitoring and heil your savior Pearl today user? I did.

See

EAT SHIT

CHAOS CHAOS

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i've gotten matched up against chaos seven times now and every single time it's been a fucking japanese squad. what the fuck is going on?

???? What happened

No, I want to know your obsession with him because I'm pretty certain I know who they are. I don't know what this whole thing is about, I'm confused as to why this is a thing, and I want to know why this came about. Don't be vague. And is this some weird thing for fun or something deeper than that?

PUSH FORWARD, YOU USELESS MONGRELS. I DIED KILLING 4 GUYS IN A ROW AND YOU JUST STAY TEN FEET FROM SPAWN

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Thanks, when I thought of it I could just imagine the lightbulb above my head light up

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all me for chaos

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Finally won one of these
jesus

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Dumb gaijin not playing the entire fest

You are a true patriot.

Kek what team

>even though the payment is for EVERY game's online, not just Splatoon's
based retards

>Enemy team pins our entire team down the entire time
>They even get Pearl
>They then choke and we win by 1%
Truly chaos is the spice of life that keeps the heart pumping.

Prove it

You know which one, motherfucker.

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>implying NSO isn't the "pay for splatoon service"
lol it's the only reason NSO is even a thing

Insane in the main brain

Submit, heathen!

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Fuck.

We got BTFO, Order Brother.

>losing in Pearl's stage
>during last seconds go all in
>ink all mid
>kill a dude
>detonate one hyper bomb
>kill two other dudes
>detonate second hyper bomb
>throw missiles at the respawning dudes
>they die
>detonate third hyper bomb
>ink all their half in the last 10 seconds
>our side still says danger
>check map
>the one guy I didn't kill went to our side and detonated all three hyper bombs
>surrounded by my three teammates
>they just kept circling around him
>they all die
>too late to try and go there myself
>we lose
You fucking imbeciles, you really want me to believe three fucking people couldn't take a single guy down and stop him from advancing? Fucking hell.

uh source?

why is Order so weak?

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>Die in last 15 seconds
>see someone inking our spawn with nobody covering him

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what part of "every online Switch game requires NSO" do you not understand

People who are shit should be segregated, I'm tired of getting teammates who get 1 splat and no turf inked

NEVER

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Die you mindless follower

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not insane

merely chaotic

He meant that Splatoon is the only game people consider worth paying for

It's a "for fun" thing.

You dork.

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Cant get to it right now
try octoling and -marina tags on paheal or something, should be only 1-4 pages in. Also has a helmetless version

based jap

Mario Maker 2 just came out, and that's honestly probably more popular than splatgame

I don't get it. Is this some kind of meme I don't understand?

>Have splashdown
>Orderfag doesnt notice me
>Use splashdown when I am out of his range
>He catches me out of the corner of his eye and plunges into the water out of fear

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>Super Mario Maker 2
>Smash
>not more popular than Splatoon

top fucking lel

Fuck you that was good

What's your contribue-score , Chaoschads?

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It took me a minute to get that. Fuck you, Carlos, you'll be the first one to get fed to the Salmonids when Chaos wins.

Nice.

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Another 10x order victory!

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I post it in last thread too

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Prove it

Fuck, it took me a while. Didn't see what was so funny till I read it right and now I'm chuckling.

How do I see my team posing after we win a x10?

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No matter what we win.

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Go to the screen in the plaza where you normally choose teams. Scroll sideways and it should appear.

Go to where you chose your team to cycle through the news

>literally everyone except me is getting 10x / 100x battles
>210,000 clout, over 200 battles, not a single one

W H Y
H
Y

Voting station.

>Ending is Pearl kissing Marina and she regains her memories or whatever.
Fuck I picked the wrong team.

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Nice to see Guilty Gear

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Luck of the draw. It's just random anyway

Was that ever officially announced, or are you supposed to just figure that shit out?

40341 as of my moment
I at least want get to 100,000 minimum

Pro-660 now
I swear to god I will climb on the bodies of my fellow cephalopods to reach the summit

New CD when?

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You fucking idiot, we're going to see an inversion where the winner becomes the villain.
You'll be working for Marina to stop Pearl in Chaos wins.

I had to download the game again to join the final splatfest. I still need to complete the storymode and the expansion.

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This entire thread must be purged.

The story mode is whatever, but the expansion is worth it

no

Purge me daddy

about 1.13 million

Back to your movie games.

regular campaign is crap, pretty much just a glorified tutorial

octo expansion is the real single player campaign that makes normies REEE with how actually-kinda-challenging it is

>he didn't pick Chaos for All Gold Everything

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>Gold
It's clearly bronze

new CD just got announced for July

alright anons, it's been fun these past few days, but all good things must come to an end.
I got about half wins. half losses, I raised some clout, and I had a lot of fun, especially with you guys. take care and goodnight. Order ftw

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>he didn't pick Chaos knowing that Marina has won the last two fests and Pearl has less wins overall

that's a yikes from me, squiddo

You did well my order brother. That rest is well earned.

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Not even that, it's fucking copper lmao

S I L V E R S T E E L

Don't worry, I picked Order so that we can have all gold everything.

good. not sure if ranked &/or normal makes any differences to the likeliness of getting a X10 or X100 but i was in 3 or 4 of those today

currently 332 900. my brain's fried. go on without me fellas.

Make our gremlin queen proud. Spread the fields with our mighty liquid shit. turn the cumfags to ashes.

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CD?

I don't feel like tweeting a score screenshot so have a photo instead

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Is this a good offline one player game for 6 year olds?

Honestly asking since I just got my nephew a switch

Good night, orderbro. Thanks for everything! Now go, you deserve your rest.

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seething Orderfags coping with Fighting Gold.

Have a good one user, you did a good job, I bet your team is proud of ya.

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LET CHAOS REIGN
ORDER IS FOR THE WEAK

everything is chrome in the future

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Fighting Gold is shit as well though

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where my chaos kings at

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Maybe with the expansion

>jap chaosfag trying to throw on team order
>win anyway

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damn you fucking beast
good job

>C Rank JoJo when being JoJo at all makes it fantastic
Oh no, woe is me

>kings

I swear everyone who wears that striped white and black hat is a fucking glue eating toddler.

I mean, I like all songs, but to me some are clearly weaker/more generic than others.

>these ink colors
It's so good bros

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>Pro-700 now
My journey to the top is a lonesome one. As I dance around my fellow squids and octos and watch them space out as we get surrounded, I find myself at peace. An endless waltz that I have always known.

>re-used ink colors from the new years splatfest

meh

agree, and I thought they wouldn't top the cum ink

sister brought home her friends, can't play anymore. sorry chaoschads. i'll see if i can play later.

i was getting really tilted with a bunch of mirror matches against pre-made jap teams, anyway

good luck bros

orderfags on suicide watch

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Our unity is too strong.

>Stand Proud that low
>Sonochi no Sadame only middle
Shit list.

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Woomy

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>Fucking sick
>Not playing at 100%
>Gotta play because last Splatfest and Marina is a qt 3.14
>Still carrying
>Somehow managing to win tho

Order fags BTFO.

Haven't been ass whooped like this since the Race War

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>30 years old
>Mom went to work
>I don't have friends
I got all night baby, prepare your anus chaosfag, I'm gonna strip you of your lead and win this for my ones and dues

I fucking love Sono Chi no Sadame, but the three above just blow my mind. Stand Proud is good but VERY generic.

>not even 10x or 100x

because nintendo has apparently shadowbanned me from getting them

230k clout and absolutely zero 10x or 100x

Based orderbro, go get them!

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>But everyone knows Splatoon is a one per system IP.

There's no way to prove this and you know it.

Seems like all the Japanese people went for Chaos and they're good at the game so they're winning a lot.

Seriously, even without them I must be winning only like 40% of my matches for Order.

Only if it's with the DLC.

As a team order person. I think Chaos is going to win the splatfest. 1. I keep gettingf my ass kicked. 2. They have more memes.

What happened to the voice chat?

Chaos has Jevilposting, Chaos emeralds, Eris from billy and mandy. All Order has is Masked Man with...corn?

EAT SHIT BOOTLICKER

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Porn. We have lots of mind control/breeding porn.

so, normie-tier fetishes

>TFW your wife wants to eat lunch but you final got up the courage play with ink even though you are a shitter.

My Order Power is only 1951 so doubt anyone would have played with me anyway

So its. Pearl/chaos is memes. Marina/order is porn

Been having a good win streak so far. I love (almost) all you order bros.

It just really gets my blood pumping. Not as much as the first OP but still really fun. End of the World is better, though.

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>work 4 10s
>tired as fuck
>playing like dog shit but still eking out wins

We were molded in chaos

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No you don't. I would know.

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Anyone happen to have a list of the dates for each Splatoon 2 splatfest? So I can go back through the albums

POST THAT FUCKING MUSIC
youtu.be/IGRuTvmyG88

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Tbqh regardless of how I personally rank them, they're all great and make me wanna sing my lungs out. I think that's something we can all agree on.

>Four Grizz Sloshers on low tide
>NONE OF MY IDIOT TEAMMATES KNOW HOW TO USE IT

Orderfags are to prude to have porn. The closest they have is pinups of Marina

>we won't get to hear Ink Me Up in Splatoon 2 ever again

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>Ma-Marina!!!

>Saaaave me!!!

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I'm not a prude. I'm just not a degenerate.

>tfw you drag your team to victory over japs

m.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mhMcG64qY

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Just won a 10x for my girl
where my chaosbros at?

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Is this the first time they put messages in the sky?

I dunno, I never looked that far upward.

>Returning to lobby because not enough players joined
Its the last splatfest! LET ME GET TO CHAOSKING!

Well yeah, I'm unironically a huge prude irl, but from what I've seen in these threads there's apparently lots of porn of the kind I mentioned. Maybe it was all made by Chaosfags, who knows.

>you can see the remains of tartar in the distance of MC princess diaries
Makes me wish more stages were tied in with the story.

Prove it

>no Shark Bytes
>no Fly Octo Fly
>no old songs from Splatoon 1 added
>no nighttime variants of stages (unless it’s private battle)

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youtube.com/watch?v=JAmgwGa8JTc

I think there's always been

If this is the list than E tier consists of every other song in existence.
Besides squid sisters, their songs all land in the S-B range.

This fucking sucks, I have to keep switching weapons because my team never prioritizes turfing and can't fucking aim.

I want to give a special shoutout to Dr. Schlong and Dudebox 64 for winning a 10x battle
KingTotoro Appreciate you

This message has been provided by chaos chads

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Nintendo could make Pearl and Marina canon lesbians and it would be perfectly fine and in character

Nintendo even does homo pandering better than Snoy

Nobody's as cringe as you acfag

>4 blow outs to chaosfags in a row
God dammit why won't anyone on Order start using weapons with range?

>mfw Chaosfag
>mfw using Heavy Splatling
>mfw entire Order team is rangelets that just keep running straight at me

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Well Fire Emblem does it so it might be a possibility, and Splat devs allowed crossdressing in New Leaf so it is likely.
OH SHIT IT MIGHT BE HAPPENING

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anyone that likes pearl over marina is probably a degenerate that likes futa or some other nasty faggotshit

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>charger teammate in turf war
>bottom on splats and coverage

Every time.

You're absolutely right. t. Pearlfag

Awesome. Good job for making whatever team you are on proud. Hatred of Japanese autists transcends any team barriers.

>the remains of tartar
screenshot?

Wrong
t. pearlfag

I'm switching from the Octobrush to something else because of the same fucking problem.

I saw you in the news flash you won another 10x earlier, wanna let you know it's been a pleasure
OH SHIT ANOTHER 10x coming up1

he probably means the statue

But I like pearl and hate futa (I’m tired of seeing it everywhere)

And what gave you that stupid idea?

More 10x wins. They just don't stop coming!

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Wouldn't the sexier one attract more degenerate fanart in that case? Not like that's a problem.

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Oh yes 2 10x won in a row for the Chaos Lords
Order are you even trying?

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FUCK JEVIL
FUCK HOYBOYS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK CHAOS

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>tfw your powerlevel is 1951

Pls no bully

it's usually characters like Callie and Pearl that get the weird fanart

It would help if I stopped only going against Japs with only fucking 7 year olds on my team
I was over 2000 and now I'm around there because of this fucking losing streak from retarded teammates.

Nowhere near as much as the other two.

And in the blink of an instant my mind is flashed with the myriad of things I could have done to achieve that one tenth of one percent, like spending the last 5 seconds of the match trying to splat someone who was standing still not even noticing I was there instead of inking turf

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How you holdin' up, order?

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I want to hold the flops.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=wUqUSe25na4

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We’re killin it boys

Dr. Schlong Dudebox 64 and KingTotoro and Adair do it again with another 10X
I love y’all this has made my night

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Dr. Schlong!
KingTotoro is in the motherfucking house

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>tfw thought it was ending at 8PM tomorrow
>It's actually ending at 8AM
Looks like no royalty for me

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I want an image like this with Marie wearing Callie's flops as a scarf, with her grin peeking out slightly between flops.

Barely

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Well boys that's Order King/Queen. It's been an honor.

You can get royalty in like 3 hours tops, user

fuck work/school

Where do I find this information

Callie gets bullied way too much in porn

This is the closest thing I got

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and maybe this

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>keep losing matches by 2 or 3 percentage points

The Nintendo online phone app. Works in emulators.

>grabbed all the videos I made of getting King rank throughout all the splatfests
>can't import them into Vegas because the Switch uses some fucked up video codec, have to convert first

F U Gs sake, nintendo

>in like 3 hours tops
Not if you ever lose.
And Marie gets the bulk of the disgusting fetish art. Yes, even more than Callie. Problem is while Callie's fans hate it, most Marie "fans" seem to have no issue with it or even enjoy it.

Nintendo app

Great playing with ya boys

Even with losses, it's never more than 3-4 hours to royalty for me

>people wanting battle royale as a new game mode

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...

I already have these. Thanks for posting them, though.

I'm starting to get tired of this. Thank god it's almost over.

Those are really, really good squids.

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72 hours is a really long time for Splatfest. I hope there's ranked Splatfests in the next game.

It's been a blast my man

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Not a good day for me fellow order friends.

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very good squidges

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About 9 more hours

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>tfw technically a tie but the game counts it as a victory
Holy shit I didn't even know that was possible. Both teams ended on 44.7%

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Not so hot.
Can't seem to pull myself up.

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>Fainal Fes

It ends Monday morning right?

God I hate Turf War. To think there are people that want a ranked version of it. They're all probably C rank.

I hate playing with austistic fucking japs

Yeah, at least they’re on chaos

I'm on the west coast so that's around 5 am

user...

Turf Wars is literally just "nothing matters except the last 30 seconds", yeah

though Splatest Pro Mode pretty much IS a "ranked" version of it

It ends I. Less than 12 hours. I don't think there's a timezone where that works out to Monday morning but I may be wrong.

Where do you get the splatfest themed gear?

Pic related. I had awful stretch in Normal earlier. Looking back I now realize I was getting a lot of matches with organized JP players.

How would that even work?

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switch menu > news button > look for channels > splatoon 2 channel > find free download

>in squad of 3
>win like 75% of our 10x matches
>finally get 100x match
>lose by 4%
>the random on our team was a lv 15 charger with 0 kills
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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WHAT A CLOSE FUCKIN WIN

Go to the news section of your switch and should find an article to launch the game with a link, it will be in a box when you load in. I have barely seen any order helmets which sucks because they are awesome

>win by just over 1%
Oh man I thought that last match we were finished for sure

I just want to say
All of you have my deepest appreciation
I’m just having so much fun right now

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>Still no Pearl in Hoyboy attire

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>keep winning
>don't get another chance for 100x
Don't do this to me, game. You throw countless 10x my way but you can't give me a shot at glory?

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Pearl has a pretty cool pose.

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Marina stands there like the Manchurian Candidate

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I really don't know what we'd do without you, daughterposter. You're doing god's work.

Touché

I am convinced that most players dont know how to check the map.

Yeah, this is a really fun team

Hello new reaction pic

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>How would that even work?
like any other batte royal just splatoon

its what chaos fags want

>9 More hours
FUCK I’ll only have 5 hours to play once I get off work then. Shit

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Can I please team up with you I'm tired of carrying

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I'm am so sick of being Order and going against constant full teams of Japs, I'm either barely winning or getting stomped depending on how much of their weight my team pulls.

I hate how clever that was

What idols do you want to see in Splatoon 3?
>Two Octolings
>Two Squids
>One boy one girl
>Boy idols

Post Squids/Octopi next thread

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We showed that jap team goddamn that was close

splatoon2.ink/
tick tock, user.

Every single chaos mirror match I've had so far this whole weekend has been against jap teams. Chaos must be overwhelmingly popular there

>Get splatted so many times you just give up and hide in the spawn point
Anyone know that feeling?

>Lost connection to Lobby
AAAAAA WHAT HAPPENED

The only thing I'm doing is expressing my love for my baby girl. And winning, don't forget winning.

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I don’t know, hopefully the rest come in

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>Four Grizz Sloshers again
STOP
STOP ATTACKING BOSSES AT THE BEACHES
LET THEM COME UP TO THE BASKET
OUR QUOTA IS 22 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO FUCK AROUND

Do you wanna do a voice lobby?

>WAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T PLAY TRYHARD MODES FOR A DAY THANK GOD IT'S OVER

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Holy shit, second mirror match as order, took me by surprise. It's funny how little I've had compared to an average chaos player.

Damn straight
Idk start it back up I wanna keep playing

Also you guys are just the best bros an anonymous dude could ask for

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im noticing alot of japanese opponents, did nintendo make it so that you have a higher chance of going against the japanese as like a east vs west sort of thing or do the japanese just love pearl a lot

Chaoschads report!

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Yeah sure I could try it, never done it before for Splatoon though so I'm not 100% certain how it works, do you have to use the phone app or what?

>boys

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I do that but only when there's less than 15 seconds left, and while spamming Booyah.

tfw chaos, but not chaos chad because I lose more than I win.

Why couldn’t work give me these days off like I asked god dammit

God I wish you were team chaos but I know you're a fucking team order
God we're so fucking fucked

It's already started back up, just need one more guy

I fucking hate this game

Honestly I just want more Squid Sisters/Off the Hook.

Boy idols

Lawfags are gonna have a bad time

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Yeah ya gotta enable voice when you make a lobby and then just open the app and hit voice chat. It’s more a pain in the ass than it should be

I can respect that friend, you’re doin great

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I love it, also time for a new thread

Yeah it’s real easy though

Are you guys Chaos? If so I'll join too.

OK I’m ready when you are

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>tfw you lose and it's the worst game in the world
But on the other hand it feels really fucking good to win.

Yeah our last guy left so it’s perfect

Thinking about resting for a bit. If I'm going to power through those final hours, I'm going to need to relax.

You're doing great, or at least better than most the chaos guys I've been slamming.

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>using wifi

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Thread here

Yeah just put in any of our friend code we’ll accept it and join us via the lobby under normal turf war

New thread here

It blows doesn't it

I really liked the one idea where it's two boys with one punk and one emo

ruh roh

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God damn it. I guess I should have waited a bit.

One sec I'll join the voice chat I just gotta update the stupid app first

Okay, which one are we going to?

>720p
>3mb
>30sec

Sorry m8 it is lunch time with the wife now.

Unfortunately only like 5 pictures. The hypno shades stuff doesnt count as thats not order.