ESA Summer Marathon

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Can anyone make a Touhou fangame? Can anyone use characters and elements from Touhou in their games?
Like, if I make some JavaScript browser game, can I make one of the characters Reimu and get away with it (ignoring that /jp/ might be upset and call me a fake weeb or something)?

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I don't know if this is hairy enough for you.

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14, actually.

Does anyone have Susan getting mad at nuggets earlier clipped?

Too expensive.

Touhous are for hugs

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Best girls game.

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She's pretty fast.

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Remi's such a womenlet lol

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Reminder no bullying allowed in here.

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>The fucking leaf in the beanie

kys pedo

Made for med dick, prove me wrong.

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Shut up liar

What does Touhou mean?

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I will take this burning fag and shove it up your ass

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I'll bully as much as I goddamn please.

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ZUN tried to stop it but he pretty much went back to drinking beer while making the games and playing the piano

This jazzy music is pretty nice
Too bad we can't hear it for long

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It's a compound word from the first syllable of two Japanese names. Tou and Hou.

Slut Demon

Anime posters add nothing to the thread and just look for any chance to span their underaged girl pictures, prove me wrong

>prove me wrong.
Scandinavian women don't like manlets

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The word? Eastern

Only if you're a western piggu he might shut it down.

Yes, as long as you credit ZUN. You can even make commercial game without his permission (as seen on the stream right now)

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>no one is even posting Ran
What a terrible thread.

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zankyu

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>both 2hu games weren't actually 2hu games
What did they mean by this?

I have 4

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can someone explain to me what the fuck touhou even is?

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Girls with cute hats.

Porn.

ok, so why isn't reimu in slap city?

>speedrunning 2hu
How? Aren't all the enemy attacks on timers and your job is to survive?

Hell yeah beat that loser up Remi

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>Speedrunning a shmup
Maybe trying to Highscore it would be a better thing to have on screen

we just don't know

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Weeb shit. Don't even try to understand, you won't.

Never speak it aloud, it's impossible for EOPs to pronounce.

They want Spaniards, Italians, Frenchmen, etc, not Sven and other pale snowniggers that look like their brothers.

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Would you able to satisfy a 3000 years old little girl Yea Forums?

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Actual 2hu games are 99% autoscrollers and speedruns of those games are barely faster than casual walkthroughs. The only speedrunnable games are ISC and the photography games, and maybe fighting games but who the fuck wants to watch a fighting game speedrun.

I do all the time.

You're not supposed to post before lurking for 2 years.

>n-no it's not a child actually she is 3000 years old so its not pedo

i thought it was a series of anime bullet hell games but neither of these games are really bullet hell so now i really don't know

Little girls with silly hats and frilly dresses beating each other up in a bullethell

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I require pictures, pictures of Flandre.

go back

>she's .. okay

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It's a non-SHMUP fangame

Both games are fan-made indie games that have nothing to do with the series

>she's okay
YOURE FUCKING DEAD

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Any good runs so far? Any good runs coming up? Any trannies?

It's Japanese tower girls but with a more fleshed out story. Basically.

No, no, and no.

>big snake
Is this a Sekiro reference?

>giant snek

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Main serie are bullet hells and don't have (oficial) anime at all.

People spent time and money making this.

I'm staying up for Hotline Miami.

Too bad
It's Remi's time to shine

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i've seen the pictures and know who reimu is but what the hell IS it? just a big fan fiction project with homebrew games from the community?

Just ordered 'za again for the 3rd time this week

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2hushitters are fucking embarrassing jesus no charisma just looking at jpgs and going HOO HOO CUTE GIRL OOK OOK ME WORM COMPARED TO MAGIC GIRL HEEHEE in their nasally ass voice they should've eaten some meat and played football god damn.

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>2 hour "speedrun" of stardew valley
>glitchless
It's a boring run, isn't it?

>Yea Forums now thinks this old lady looks anything like a child

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Game where you play as a bloodlusted shrine maiden or a thief magician, and go around beating monster girls and dodging bullets until you clear up an incident that threatens the peace of their world, Gensokyo.

There are tons of artwork, fangames, music of all genres, etc about the series, on top of there being tons of different girls for different tastes. There's so much that you're bound to like some of it if you get interested in the series

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This 2hu game looks janky but I thinking of getting it because I like Ys.

>ESA is so much better than GDQ
Oh cool I'll check it out
>Weeb shit nonstop

top kek

Probably not, but since Remilia is just 500 or so, I'd be do fine with her.

can we all be real for a minute? touhou fans are just in it for the loli hentai, right? the video games are just a front?

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An excuse for IOSYS to make cool flash animations.

>Reimu's in the game only to not do anything
Accurate depiction of the youkai shrine maiden

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Pretty cool.

He needs to stop calling Remi a bully.

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Do people actually play this shit?

I like both

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Yep. Only little girls play the games. It's basically the My Little Pony of Japan.

Did you even play SWR? She literally is

>literal cheating
How is this even allowed?
BAN this man!

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Why does this Toehoe love America so much?

no. only newfags like the guy on stream.

but what are birds?

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So what's the closest thing to a 2hu equivalent in the west in terms of a large amount of varied fan materials? Sonic?

I do not, however I do not see how it is any worse than playing bing bing wahoo trash or some other pathetic "game" like kirby.

Chernobyl girl down
This little bully is unstopable

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>went to gas station
>icee machines out of order so i had to settle for an offbrand slurpee
>it's fucking terrible

what are you user's drinking while you watch? water-fags need not apply

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My Little Pony

No DONT BULLY SATORI YOU HELLSPAWN

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There are tons of big tiddy 2hoes m8

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sparkling water :^)

Alpendudler.

He's right, you know.

noooooooooooooooooooooooo
SATORI!!!

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Get back to your bullying corner.

back to your crying corner

Undertale

My Little Pony

Tap water
Suck my balls faggot
Cheers

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Something nintendo, pokemon perhaps I dunno thing is nintendo doesn't let random people use their franchises. Doesn't stop people from trying tho plenty of pokemon games have popped up over the years, they just tend to get DMCA's

There's like 3 and you posted one of them

*alm

This isn't funny ;_;

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you obese fuck

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Is that even a thing anymore? Thought it pretty much died down by now.

I'm going to buy it right now

birdo

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Is the anime done yet? Not opening stream until its gone

This is what the evil Remi made poor Satori do

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How is this considered a bullet hell game?

literally 5 more minutes.

It's done.

Why was Gipsy Danger in Touhou game?

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Japanese gobuuurrrrin

He's on the final boss, you're nearly there.

>Suika
>Big bad
How the fuck did that drunkard manage to be a villain

Peanut butter smoothie

It's not. It's a fangame.

top gob

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Water

combo ruined, I demand a refund

R A T E
R A T E
R A T E

Busch Light

i've missed the past hour, why are they suddenly in a different room??

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I'd assume if you're playing casually the enemies actually get off some attacks and there'd be bullets to dodge.

lurk more newfag before you embarrass yourself even more

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Have you played IaMP you secondary?

IaMP

Thanks god it's fucking over/10

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But there's also the big labyrinth dungeon with Flandre as the boss.

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Terrible run 0/10

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>that Hina

lel

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Pettan

Vodka.

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7/10

At least one in each game, sometimes more.

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Goburin just wanted to party, she wasn't a baddie

youtu.be/OrJDjLfgrWc

Never forget nugget man. Post blessed speedruns.

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Doujin games have glitches??? WHOA!!!!

7/10
nice movement

I had fun/10

based

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7/10

Fightting games aren't cannon
Fuck off

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Nice fancanon, retard

how did the Dan*sh go from this, to being greasy weaboo loli fans?
Did america drop a nuke on them too?
explain yourselves

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9/10.

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Still know nothing/10, was kinda eh

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6/10 - not that interesting

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youtube.com/watch?v=c6-QSfwRDDM

All the numbered games are canon. Well, numbered Windows games that is.

Please delete your existence filthy secondary.

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Me too, brother.

Miss me with that chinese cartoon shit.

>this cancerous normalfag trash music
fucking kill me

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I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well.

Strawberry Lemonade.

That means Suika doesn't exist.

still retarded

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So fighting games characters like Suika don't exist? Kill yourself

>fancanon
More like fanbazookas.

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God I hate this stupid furry faggot

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How can goblins be real if our eyes aren't real

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solid 7

Welp I'm off to sleep

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MUH

I'm glad there's so much pc focus for this event compared to gdq and their obsession with nes/snes era pixelshit platformers.

Sadly I don’t. I DO HOWEVER have a Sakuya nendo.

Suika appeared in non fightan games too

>Ywn have land whale gf with terrible makeup

Thank fuck I'm dead

~2 hours till susan runs again boys

will he still be asshurt over what happened earlier? i wouldn't count on getting any more nuggets donations through, he's definitely gonna screech at the reader ahead of his run

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But they are user

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I do not have an image that can display the disgust i feel towards this

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>too normie for anime
>too weird for normie interests
what do bros?

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Still don't care about keeping ratings but I'm glad it's back to using 1-10 this time and the user keeping tabs is sticking to only 3 categories.

melis....

holy fuck its triss merigold

ok the 2hu block is over, can you guys quit talking about your fucking loli porn fetish now

>tfw no turkroach gf

>English Ben
SEXY

I WANT TO FUCK A TURKROACH HNNGGGGGGG
she looks like she fucks white guys

Ben's here

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wtf are Turkish people white?

>anime
>not having several layers for normalfags

>jews and white turks look exactly the same

Hmmm...

English Ben always lusting for brown qts

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>beautiful melike
Ayyyy

As a faceless character in photography games and a faceless NPC in SA and she is supposed to be an important character.

>dude sex bumped back an entire week

fuck this

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Turkish soap operas are very popular on the balkans, almost all the actors are white.

>literal brown skin
>white

amerimutts...

Is that the Turk roach that posts blacked threads on /pol/

English_Ben is our boy

literally what is the point of having ''presenters'' here they don't do anything and talk for like 1 minute then go

Gatorade

no

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It looks like his eyes are about to explode out of his head, but here's some more cringe

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Fucking metroid trannies

>needing an excuse
lol

Some of them are.

The Brony community is still active, albeit much smaller. MLP is still airing, why in fact. Its actually on its last season so don’t worry. Unless Hasbro makes Gen 5, MLP will probably go back to just being toys.

yeah it's weird, in years past the segments were more substantial, i feel like they'd fill up most of the set up time versus just two seconds to say "hey this is ESA btw, our names are x and y, ok see you later". i remember when maral was still around they'd do shit like donating to name the potted plant and donate to water it during the breaks

i miss her so much bros

What is this event's dilation policy? Transgirls need to take a dilation break every 2 hours just to be safe, this is important

Ummm guys?

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there are no trannys in europe, its an american thing

>behind schedule
>take a pointlessly long break

uh huh

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yikes

Pathetic reddit post.
inb4 assblassed >t.ranny replies.

stop posting 4channel screenshots to twitter cringe boy

Are you referencing Miles the Metroid speedrunners?

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set up times are long as fuck and every other run is overestimate, so it really shouldn't be unexpected

Why can't you say chicken or nuggets?

stop posting screenshots of our sikrit club

FINLAND VS SWEDEN
THE AGE OLD BATTLE
LET'S GO

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What's the deal with nuggets and why is it the new n word

ESA has so much soul compared to the corporate husk that is GDQ.

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>break
races mean "add 30 minutes to the we're behind timer" because no one can ever think it may take longer than other setups

katana zero is based, definitely a fun watch

Any good run today?

speedrunning, not even once

>soul
>no dancing guy
>no crowd interaction
>no hype
Sure buddy

>Posting my post without my permission

FUCK YES JOSH! Wednesday is saved

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you forgot
>no trannies

>no puns
>no skits
yeah it's so awful...

see

>no dancing guy
>soul

finally a run where can actually hear the music and isn't super low volume

>no ORB

>Only $4000 raised
They shoulda brought over the grease goblin

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Soul isn't the same as autism.

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Not really, but It is nice that unfunny bugman donations aren't being read off every 5 minutes.

Next time put me in the screencap
Hey Punchi, I'm coming to give you this dick while I eat nuggets off the small of your back.
- t. CavemanDCJ

Because it was their take on an actual giant robot read: giant advertisement from one of the fighting game spinoffs.

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>nuggies stream is at 3am
>can barely stay awake
rough times

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Based Sent
best staff member

Yeah, where's out Eiffel 65?

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I hate the layout for races. It wastes even more screen space than GDQ one.

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He's like the only GDQ staff I like.

just drink some milk boomer

>Finland is losing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'd rather satisfy her librarian.

Is this game cyberpunk?

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Alzheimer's research is lame, ESA should have picked a human trafficking charity like MSF if they wanted the big bucks.

i'm losing my fucking mind listening to the commentary of these swedes, fins, norwegians, and krauts, goddam their accents are annoying

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>DMC4
>Devil Hunter
Not even worth staying up for, bet it's item cheese.
I wonder if all the loading screens in 5 kills future speedruns

Already posted itt

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the sound being too loud on this one automatically makes it a 4/10 at best from me

Oh good, it's another run where the game is so tiny I can barely make out anything. Quality layout ESA.

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t. french frog

Go back to your ((American)) streams, you mutt.

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E X C E P T I O N A L

German is the worst accent plus the worst language just fucking awful, and I studied German in school.

based retard

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you need glasses or a proper monitor

objectively wrong, dutch, danish, swedish are all uglier and worse languages.

Baserad

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I honestly can't really understand what the fat guy is saying.

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>runs are almost in sync 10 minutes in
Nice

Damn that niggas autistic as fuck

so small

Pretty evenly matched, it's almost synced.

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danish and its dialects are all pleb filters

I'm fucking sick of these literal who games, where is Mario or at least Sonic

YOU RUINED IT!

This is why 21:9 should become the standard, more screen real estate.

Fucking hilarious hahaha
On another note, haven't been on jewtube in quite a bit but WTF is this above the comments?
Did they add this recently?
Cracking down on free speech I suppose.

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Did they just flip the names or the screens?

>>>/GDQ/

@ GDQ

like this.
seems way less saccharine and pozzed than GDQ

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yuros tend to lean towards pc gaming for whatever reason, seems like ESA always has a ton of NES console shit and then mostly PC games

Imagine trying to fit two 21:9 games on a 21:9 screen. It would have been the same as now..........................

>muh free speech
Stop saying nigger or whatever on private platforms that don't want it.

>25m speedruns
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*
Where are the sub 2-hour RPGs

When is the next enjoyable game coming up?

i'm not sure which i prefer, trannies or incoherent accents

Yes, also written by cboyardee

Enforcing the importance of "community" guidelines, there is no self. You exist to serve all.

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>stop saying nigger

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never ever

I need to invest in an ultra-wide monitor at some point. It's OP for some games.

youtube.com/watch?v=DYpg23aaMFI

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hotline miami next, then nothing good til oblivion in like 15 hours

larxa.....
i want to cum on my belgium princess

based

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at least incoherent accents are cultured and amusing

>They are doing a lot of things, hard to say everything in so little time
>Story is too deep, so play the game to know
Then please shut up!

This is close.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY IS IT SO CLOSE

hotline miami is a good game and all, but I don't think it's enjoyable to watch in speedrunning terms, I mean it's over so fast you barely know what the fuck is going on

i want to see sent sniff her pussy

*respectfully sniffs*

>Ni No Kuni 2
CRINGE!!!!!

No the suika fumo sucks ass. They've diagraced my wife.

>fin chokes

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kek i forgot about this boss

PANTSU

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Why each screen has different colors / graphics?

I wish.

FINLAND WINS AGAIN
SWEDES ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Holy shit the swede choked hard on his advantage

UHM WHAT NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

There is no Suika fumo.

Based Finland

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we let you win brah

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Tech fucking up the times. Trying to cheat Finland out of the win, perkele.

Damn fins

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>runner chokes like his gf(male) chokes on somali cock
Think again bucko

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cuz only amerimutt manchildren care about consoles and nintendo weebtrash

gjge

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cause they can't afford a recent gen console

How do we stop Finland?

this, fuck squarefags

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americans be like, dont call the ambulance i cant afford it

Deep lore/10
good race, awful commentary

So consoletard, what is it? Pc gaming is so expensive you need a $2000 PC or PCtards are too poor for a $300 console.

Modern console game speedruns are by and large boring to watch.

It's usually some guy glitching out of bounds, running around the outside of the level, very little technical gameplay.

For a long time European market was a second thought to console publishers. It was only at around PS1 generation that consoles seriously picked off over here.

DAMN im moving to Finland

>SH2

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based ben

goddam seeing her hold that mic so close to her lips like a cock is too fucking much

Who is this Melis?

Whats up Punchy

I WANT TO MAKE MELIS HAPPY VERY HAPPY

Why doesnt Ben just get glasses already? He was stealing glasses at the last ESA too

Them sharing the glasses remind me of the old oracles from Disneys Hercules sharing an eyeball

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she looks like a man though

She's wearing a choker...
That means she likes to be choked.
Also it's a deepthroat blackbelt

im used to gdq females so this is MUCH BETTER

>that disappointment
YIKES!

You would not betray the balkans for that chick, right Yea Forums?

see

>Susan running SH2 later
Get your nuggets ready boys.

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here's a scandi dad joke for you: turkish women have everything a man wants. A thick mustache and broad shoulders

Greek here,I'm so sorry.

>pic compression and quality loss actually makes the censored name visible.

It says Shawn Corey

finally some good fucking games

I hope the commentator messes up and reads a nugget donation.

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punchy's gonna tell the announcer to not read nuggets donations, but if you donate with a susan/nuggets related name it'll be in that on-screen queue for hours during his run

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FUCK the balkans and FUCK gypsies and FUCK gopniks and FUCK assorted other niggers, but LITERALLY FUCK melis

remember to use creative donor names ("Nagg Ets", "Seuss N.) to get past the filters, all the donation readers are ESL so they won't catch them

Balkans are fucking retards, everyone of them hates us.
But fuck turkey even more.

My vision is way beyond repair with glasses. I'd need surgery to see well

this is the worst accent yet

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>Been watching ESA for a long time, first time donating, greetings from Germany. Want to say hi to my friend internet who suffers from Alzheimer, his name is Chee-kun
>From: Nageat

How can we improve on this

Any runs by Irishmen are great

I have lazy eye too.

OOOOO NEY

Thuggin' and nuggin' when

>donating now while my wife Susan is out picking up mcdonald's for dinner. money is tight but alzheimer' is a good cause, love you guys.
>from Chick in New Gets

Whatever hassan

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Almost 2 fast 2 me.

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Crystals is best track.

That's not It's Safe Now

You know what Hotline Miami 1 needed more of? Windows.

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Tonyshitter detected.

MOMMY

man i just saw her too

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Don't you enjoy being shot by off-screen enemies or something?

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have orgasm

Fun and fast run so far.

Man the girl in the back is so beautiful

i will

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she really isn't you thirsty virgin

I have a fetish for girls with glasses

>Best guess
>Soccer balls
based

>yo, what if we took hotline miami, and then made all the levels too big, then let enemies shoot you from offscreen

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Who is the girl in the back and do you think she shaves her V?

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lol

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lmao based google

Is there a 3D action game that does the 1 hit and either the player or the enemy are dead mechanic well?
Just thinking about it in regards to Katana Zero and nip swordfights in media in general

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>If you cover up half of your screen, it'll read ault.
Hah.

what is the source of this?

wtf I love soccer now!!

based, i'm following this milk truck on twitter too

>that's not okay!
absolutely based and I'm not even a basedposter

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twitter.com/dotetinyui

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It's a twitter filename and I included kyoutasab when I saved it, you might be able to work this one out.

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Still funny how quickly Yea Forums turned on him all because he dared to take his speedrun seriously

well I guess I am a retard, thought it was just some random hash

these fuckers again

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I lost the Luna Nights run
How was it?

solid run

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>dared to take his speedrun seriously
He took it too seriously. GDQ and ESA are not there to try and get records or anything.

What the fuck happened to Deus Ex Mankind Divided? It was supposed to come after Hotline Miami

I rate this run 9/10.

BAAAASEED YETEEEEEEE SENPAI SUPPORTING THE SPEEDRUNS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH

That was pretty good!

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I rate your mum 9/10

walking simulator time

Runner probably crashed. It's 2:30 AM in Sweden after all.
I fell asleep on chair as well and took a nap that made me miss Katana Zero and bits of Hotline Miami.

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I rate this post 3/10
I rate this one 7/10

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my gf on the left

Thank god they replaced Maral for this qt turkroach.

I rate this post 6/10

say NO to the turkish succubus

...

How old is she?
and that sounds hot

Means you're getting 5 years you nonce. See you at the stairwell in B-wing.

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need me a roach gf, lads

It means she is experiencing the purest form of love, and if you truly care about her you should reciprocate those feelings

for real? Whats she like in real life, seems cute.

source?

progress to rape

She looks like a vampire.

>How old is she?
6. HYPOTHETICALLY.

wish he would let the roach talk more, it looks a bit forced

Oh no....

Did you even watch the video? He's a fucking self important asshole
>"We read donations on this stream?"
>"It's succinct. The word is succinct." (2x)
>"No once can pronounce my name even though it's made up of 3 words of the English language."
>"I didn't fly here to be shown up by a guy eating chicken nuggets. Waste of my money."
Then he fucking went over estimate.

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I put in an FBI tip hypothetically

Is Turkey a dictatorship yet, whats going on there

fuck how was katana Zero and hotline Miami?

>03:03 SH2
It's too late to stay up just in casue Sooozan gets trigged by a donation message.

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Go for it user, before she's to old to realise that its wrong

>>>/jail/

gr8/10

I was just kidding mods don't ban me for that post pls

HU HU HU

HUH!

HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

>HUUH jumpan
they don't make em like they used to

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Nobody is gonna ban you,but unironically except a call or a knock.

His run will be fairly sterile I imagine considering the hissy-fit he was throwing earlier over a single nugget donation.

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how the fuck do you speedrun stardew valley, isn't it open ended? Theres no endgame?

fuck nuggets, give me the dmc run

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> Not mentioning saying, let alone liking, Touhou is cultural appropriation.

Why is Ben giving me a boner

what the fuck, how are you commentating and posting on Yea Forums at the same time?

I liked this story tbqh

>b*nnyhopping
yikes...

gay

That blonde on train is cute.

How much is notch gonna donate?
Notch answer please if you're here

1 billion dollars

That's why you can't see my hands

THAT FUCKING VIBRATION IS SO ANNOYING HOLY SHIT

its one of THESE runs

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It is indeed snek poster.

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ssssssssssssHUT THE FUCK UP

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Time to be out of bounds for the whole game.

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UH SPOILERS MUCH

same except the posts where i said i would fuck wraith, those are 100% serious and if you have xenos please feel free to lock me up (with them) CIA, NSA, FBI, DARPA

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Too late sweatie ;)
tip sent :)

Good night!

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my tip inside bens boispucci

Totally forgot that ESA was going on. Which runs have you enjoyed since the beginning of the event?

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the one anime game with all the lolis was great

Midiocre. Only BigJon's was entertaining so far.

Isn't it liek 0300 there?
Why are they still streaming?

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my top 3 so far in no order;
prefect dark, not sanic and guacamole dos

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who else here /sleepy/

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its only 9pm for me, so no

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>one hour of this

there better be some good cringe in nugget man's run to make up for it

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>Touhou: Scarlet Curiosity
fuck i just got off of work. missed everything so far.

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EST bros ww@?

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2am, operating on 4 hours of sleep from the night before. Getting too old for this shit.

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9pm Saturday or Sunday?

isn't this supposed to be a horror game?

It's only 6, /sleepy/ isn't for hours.

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reportin in

I'm getting pretty tired myself since it's 3 AM. I just have to see Susan's run.

this is a pretty dull run

Goodnight cuties..

Ahem, fuck Europs and fuck the East.
This is America and we are the best speed runners on the world!

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good night

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based

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what's the best run so far?

dunno about best but the solstice race was good

>scroll down to see the schedule
>see the runner's avatar
oh no

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Why in the fuck would you choose to speedrun a game like this

i've been watching all day and the only thing that was even remotely interesting was punchy getting triggered by a nugget donation.

i guess big john doing sped up blaster master was ok too

It will help you if you're having trouble sleeping.

There are people who speedrun The Sims.

migrate