Here's your Triss and Yennifer, bro

Yen is pretty, purple eyes look surprisingly good. Not sure about that gypsy.

>30 seconds in
>Kangs show up in the forest
What the fuck

LOL

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It's scrobbles you ignoramus.

yen looks hot

is that geralt?

Don't worry bro, he'll have a wig on.

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>replacing a young red-haired woman with an old indian woman

But why?

Diversity.

Yen is cute

>we want the Supernatural audience

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She had the best audition :^)

Yennefer looks alright in that pic

>trish is a nigger mudshit mulatto
>yen is a tranny jew

gay

men of culture

It's simply, really. Pretty much everyone who played the games chose Triss over Yen, defying the book. The series wants to follow the book so they need to make Triss revolting so no-one would want Geralt to pick her.

5Head :wine_glass: ahhh yes

Imagine being a shit eater and thinking that Yennifer actually looks good.
You are all pathetic lmao

While simultaneously winning diversity points...

They played us like a fiddle

Yennefer look fine

>Here's your Triss, bro

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Yen is best girl though. I'm happy that it shows in the tv show, pretty girl.

have sex

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ok Lawdog

so we get to see their forms before they fixed themselves
whats the deal

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They should have made Yennifer a proper Black woman with a huge afro instead of a Gypsy trannie.

Leftist politics.

No, this is Geralt.

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obviously he has taken a potion, but they don't turn his fucking eyes black

post more yennefer

Yen is a bitch. Magic was all she had. She needs it to make herself look passable and needs it to get a man. What does she do when it's gone.

America.

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Which witch is supposed to be which?

>receding hairline
OHNONONONO

Literally the first few pages of the first book
>The pupils fill the entire Iris
After doping on potions to fight a striga in darkness

SUBVERTING EXPECTETIONS

yeah, what a betamax cuck lmao

Yen is a bit too brown but at least she's cute

Triss though is unforgiveable. The red hair was a very distinctive part of her character. Getting rid of it is awful. And even then, she's not even good looking

>those descriptions
Why do women lack self awareness so much?

Cavel will have no loyalty to the role, I'm happy this show will bomb.

yen is the top one

It makes you seethe. That's all that matters

But he was the one that wanted it in the first place. Apparently he likes the series and was quick to jump on board which is why he's the only famous actor in the cast.

Aren't redheads a minority? People should be giving netflix shit for, I dunno whatever SJWs are calling it these days. "Erasing the visibility of a minority" or some shit?

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he likes the witcher games, he'll try his hardest to at least do some good acting. i wonder how he feels about how they're butchering everything.

Seems kind of childish if that's the case.

i don't understand the problem they're both hot

Epic
Simply epic

Lolwut I see why the thread is blowing up

Minorities don't matter if they aren't dark skinned, apparently.

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yes, iris being the key word
his eyeballs are completely black there

triss is cute as a fuck

Those beauty glamors they are supposed to use seem to be malfunctioning.

Also, why do people making tv shows and movies hate red heads so much these days?

Yennefer looks like mother gretel from Rapunzel honestly and I'm ok with that because I cummed so much on that villain

>minority
They're fucking extinct kek

Too white and pretty, would make brown hambeasts jealous.

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>they

See
Can you imagine poor brown folks like this when they saw the walking fascism and supremacy that redheads symbolize?
It's too racist.

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>Pretty much everyone who played the games chose Triss over Yen
You got me fucked up if you think I chose that red-headed thot over Yennifer

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Dios mio, el ogro de las Americas...

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I live in a place with a tremendous amount of very attractive brown people. I doubt any of them would care. I really don't understand this antiredhead sentiment.

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Yes, but that's how liberals think.

I don't care what they tell you, all those witches use magic to look prettier.

rent free

Now that you mention it, if they ever make a live action Tangled she would make a fucking perfect Gothel.

Only about 2 percent of the world's entire population has natural red hair. Some actually propose that because it's a receive gene, natural redheads may eventually dwindle out completely at some point, and Relatively soon too if they do.

But to your point, redheads are also pretty much exclusively white so... y'know...

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>brown eyes
Shes already been infected with Mutt

What an absolute butterface

Triss legit looks like one of these gypsy street fortune tellers I saw during my trip in Romania. i guess that counts as slavic then

Yeah, but thats pretty nice from the neck down. Butterfaces are gods gift honestly. Its how ugly fucks get to enjoy 8/10 bodies.

>red hair AND green eyes

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Oh well Witcher is shit anyways

They are qts.

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What makes you think they lack self awareness?

>neck down
Well obviously. That's the definition of butterface. "Everything is good but her face"

Based retard who doesn't understand even the basics of genetic inheritance but nonetheless feels the need to voice his uneducated opinion.

Based and truthpilled

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>Pretty much everyone who played the games chose Triss over Yen
hold it right there faggot.I had 4 playthrough in witcher 3 and never romance that annoying redhead bitch even for once.speak for yourself.

Also pic related a better redhead for all of you.

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What I wouldn't give to do lewd things to her.

Anyone have that image of that father and his redhead wife and 3 daughters?

This guy would be better off playing Gaston. That chin is fucking flawless.

REMINDER TO NEVER DATE A GINGER
GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS

It's the genetic rarity of that combo that gets my dick hard
Not a drop of mutt genes in them

Posting and even better redhead.

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Do you know what an iris is

>you have never and will never make a girl blush and look away just with a simple smile

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Yenn looked like that in the Polish B movie too though.

Actually, that would be redheads with blue eyes.
Blue eyes have less melanin than green eyes.

And if you really, really want to go all the way, go for an albino girl.

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he most likely only played a tiny amount and knows to go for the geek audience (superman?) so he probably doesn't even know what's wrong with it

Add Triss

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Triss is already there.

I said -some propose- you condescending cunt, not that it was going to happen. But please, if you're such a well educated geneticist, enlighten us.

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Green eyes are far more rare than blue eyes you dummy. Melanin levels are more or less the same as blue as well.

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Your IQ is hitting negative levels

I never knew it, but judging by my boner I have a fetish for white eyelashes. give me more please

Yen is pretty hot, what's the problem? Only incel virgins chose Triss anyways.

Silence, mutt

Actually it goes, from highest melaning to lowest, like this
>brown > hazel > green > blue > purple > no color
Eyes with no color only appear on albinos, and they appear as red eyes.

>High test
Yeah obviously, game Geralt has a receding hairline too btw. It's just receding in a straight line

Why do hollywood hate the Irish so much? Aren't they viewed as an endangered species just as much as the American negro?

Look up albinos, then.
They are the only ones with natural white eyelashes.

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WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS SJW PROPAGANDA FLOPPING?!

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Fuck, I need to start lifting.

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Yeah but green eyes are incredibly rare in mutt countries (ie outside of north and northwestern europe)

>yennifer is supposed to be very sultry and alluring
>they cast a small cute girl
>triss is more catty and slutty
>she looks like an old jewish mom

impressive.

The Triss girl looks great though. It's perfectly fine by me if you like bland looking dime a dozen car model blondes but I personally prefer someone with a certain personality to their look.

Yes, it's a very rare level of melanin.
Few people have them.
Only eye color rarer than green is purple.

All the weight lifting in the world won't give you a perfect face, winning smile, and the confidence to give cute girls said winning smile
You'll just be one of those ugly autists at the gym who are ripped but are still ugly and awkward af

Omg imagine a goth albino bitch

>This guy would be better off playing Gaston.
man, cant believe they didnt do that for beauty and the beast. a real missed opportunity.

Not at all. It's because everyone wants to be Netflix.

We have Disney, Hulu, Warner Brothers, Amazon, and more coming now.

>Fuck, I need to start lifting.

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you just know

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My face isn't the problem. I'm just a skinnyfat with pectus excavatum.

Bzt I have grey eyes with little bue, where do I fit in?

>I am completely unfamiliar with the subject matter of which I speak: the post

MODS = FAGGOTS

I would fuck both of them. Looks good to me. I'll give the show the 3 episode rundown and see how it is from there. Does it come out this year?

If I was a manlet I would have killed myself already.

Being born a manlet is a fate worse than death

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That's heterochromia, and since it's grey and blue, you'd have a less melanin level than blue.

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Women will still know you're not naturally attractive
The manlet doesnt even have a good physique. His shoulders are still rounded, his arms dont look toned at all, and his upper pecs are non existent

Shoulders too wide, wouldn't bang.

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Yennifer looks coked out of her mind

>Yennefer is way too ... cute

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Obviously staged by the way he looks at the camera

That would be weird, since goths are all about dark hair and all that.

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being short is one problem but not the whole picture. look carefully. manlet has tits, poorly defined core, almost no muscle to speak of in his arms or shoulders, body hair, a terrible haircut, awful posture, and a goofy facial expression.

the solution is simple: lift.

not him but she really is

Isn't this that albino that used to lurk /pol/?

Yes.

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Except you still have a goofy face and autism. I've seen your kind at the gym. They lift thinking they'll get women only to realize that they're still ugly and awkward. So they just become gym rats with other awkward and ugly dudes who put on muscle

Yennefer is cute! CUTE!

You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza

Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".

Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

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Dude on the left is basically what all ugly fucks look like when they gain muscle. Tiny goofy heads on massive bodies now actually makes them look uglier

To be honest, that guy would look much better without the glasses.

>NANO MACHINES SON

Who would win in a fight, Henry Cavill or the guy on the left?

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the magic of black eye liner and doing her hair. Still a poo though

The far left one is pretty cute for a tranny.

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spoiler alert: there is more to getting laid than just being fit, but it certainly helps. personality is a big factor and yes, you can fix that too.

shoo shoo gains goblin

i believe it

if the guy on the right just had a decent haircut and fashionable glasses he wouldn't look so shit

>wrote for the tick

okay not a bad show to be working on

Thze contrast would be hot

I understand that they're adapting directly for the books but the problem is that the games were a 10/10 adaption as is. There was no reason to make a TV series as there's nothing that the show will do that will even remotely come close to the quality of the games. The casting, storytelling, worldbuilding, visual direction, etc will always get compared to the games and it will always fall short. It's like if they decided to remake Season 1 of GoT as an animated movie.

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whats the girl version of beta, because shes got it.
>that quick second look to see if hes still looking.

Uh boobs look good

There's plenty of pale goths, user.
Most goth girls due their best to be as pale as possible.

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Henry Cavill's chin would give him the edge he needs to win the fight.

Its unironically cute when a girl does it though

Right needs to remove the necklace, change the glasses and hair, and maybe have his eyebrows shaped to have some arch to them so they frame his face better.

is that a tranny or a black metal vocalist?

The big guy has muscle tits too and I don't see how his hair is better, aside from the fact that their hair looks alright anyway, who the fuck cares? Big guy has the same posture. Guess how many girls are annoyed by that, none.
Guess how many girls would pick manlet over man if manlet improved those things, none.

Is this bait? I'm honestly not sure anymore.

>personality is a big factor

FUCKING LMAO.

Face it, face is EVERYTHING. HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME are literally ALL that matter.

>i'd like you if you were more muscular!
SAID LITERALLY NO WOMAN EVER. LMFAO.

Gymcels are so fucking stupid, seriously.

You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK.

STATUS and MONEY may make women want to DATE you, but literally the ONLY THING that matters in terms of SEXUAL ATTRACTION are ALPHA LOOKS which means a good HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.

Oh, and as for personality, just fucking LOL. Personality is just another word for looks. Chad stands in the corner of the room and says nothing. Women go crazy over how "mysterious" he is. You do the same and they call the police.

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>that little nod to himself afterwards
Pure confidence

It's more of Netflix not really having much variety in their movies and TV shows now.

>They are turning the red haired mermaid in The Little Mermaid into a nigger too
Is this SJW antics are did murica catch banana fever?

obviously, but it looks like something out of Charmed

Oh shit the Altmer are real!

>instead of looking away, he just smiles
That requires so much confidence

youtube.com/watch?v=Gmomcik_S5o

This reminds me that I need to go down to the gf store and pick up a ginger gf.

SHE'S ONLY 17 HENRY

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lanklet cope. don't break your arm on the way out skellington

They know redheads are superiors so they are getting mutt'd

>Just get a new haircut and some glasses, that will surely fix his fucked up face and baldness
Holy fucking COPE

Make em hot for you early

post body

Shes going to be on his doorstep pants down the second the clock strikes midnight and you know it.

>All this trash animu shit
>No Ivy

Shit image. Rolling anyway.

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not an actual redhead, she's just very good at make-up

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Henry seems like a cool guy and would genuinely pretend to be gay to try to get you laid if you went out to the bar or something

Absolutely based

The toastie roasties will kill him for it. The jealousy would consume them and they will destroy his life.
Remain pure, Henry.

that looks uncanny as fuck tho

Ivy is trash anime shit too.

She doesn't need to wait
It's not a crime for the minor

More like there is some hardcore manlet cope going on from your side. You will never be a man, dwarf. Step aside lmao. You could lift your dwarven weights for years and I'd still beat you just by pushing the palm of my hand against your firehead while your midget balloon arms desperately try to reach me

What's wrong with his face?
>cope
Do Americans need to be taught English again?
Seems like Twitter ebonics have damaged your knowledge of your own language.

I want to scream but i don't have the energy.

Unironically looks good.

Triss still looks like shit tho

Wouldn't really help you, though, seeing as you're already gay.

They're all far left m8

forehead*
Funny typo though

>indian yen
>looking good

this looks like a scene from a fucking indian soap opera what the fuck

i can't even feel jealous of him, i'm simply in awe

>Very good at makeup
>Those eyebrows

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If you don't see how ugly he is, there really is no point in arguing with you since you're absolutely delusional.

So instead of honoring the original work and games which are time-proven with a definitive consumerbase to exploit if appealed to with assured profits, Netflix managements instead decides to go Game of Thrones Last Season from the get-go and give creative management to the worst group of lazy and low IQ people you can give anything to - Leftist Women.
Noice.
A Centrist or Conservative woman would have done a proper job at least and separated her personal ideologies and emotions from the business aspect. Star Wars already suffered from a dumb Libturd woman being left in charge, how many times must shit get ruined for everyone to learn that women of Liberal leaning are low IQ incompetent and retarded children?

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It wouldn’t make him hot, but it would help turn the turboautist look down. He’s not going to be railing thots ever.

yikes bro... have sex.

t. has never seen a indian soap opera

She turns 18 in September so Henry is just moistening the soil before he plants the seeds

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Left liberals consume more media like this than the right wing anyways. You pander to whomever pays the most money

This is actual Triss

Still looked good

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the fact that this series is just yet another thing that pathetic /pol/fags will be triggered over 24/7 makes it all that much more entertaining.

Ur the biggest incel in this thread

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Right is based as fuck, unless he is a manlet I don't see a problem

Triss is special in that she actually has very light to almost no magical make up.
She is a natural beauty.

yeah, conservatives are too poor and too technologically illiterate to use netflix compared to liberals. maybe one day fox news will produce a Witcher series of their own and we can get white Yen and Triss.

Of course you don't because you're an autistic ugly gym rat who unironically thinks women check him out now

You're pretty deep into this imaginary culture war if you think people having a different taste in women than you is baiting.

I read that in your high pitched gnome voice which makes it funnier

They'll complain about it endlessly on twitter, calling him a cradle-snatcher and all that.
No-one will care, though.

Did the books ever say that Triss was white?

It's... It's you! The hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!

>/pol/ sperg makes perceived attack out of nothing
As bad as the far left desu

>Left liberals consume more media like this than the right wing anyways.
Both left and right wing consume nothing.
Centrists are the only relevant consumers, mdoerates, and vote-swingers who are the majority, all of whom are now branded "Alt-Right" in some hilarious low IQ twist.

Proper qt rite there.

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Of course they won't because the only people who actually care are /pol/ sports
The general populace hates both extremes

Leave it to George Soros funded JewswineFlix

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> being this delusional

lmao pathetic

How is anyone meant to compete?

>statistics
>delusional
You can't even win an election against a cheeto, you have no qualification to speak on the concept.

she better have full frontal nude scenes

There are plenty.

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*chair clattering*

God he really is hot

Gonna keep my Netflix sub so I can cancel it when this shit drops. That Fringilla lmao.

GODDAMMIT

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Nice comeback plebbit it's time to go back