What is the best stealth game?

What is the best stealth game?

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what's the issue? a quick kick to the noise and that cat would run away

Yeah, either that or the cat will literally rip your face out of your head in one swing.

predatory animals are scary as fuck man

>predatory animals
humans are predatory animals dummy.

yea i'm including them

Or one quick chop to the neck

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user, we've got posters on this board who would literally run screaming if forced to interact with a human. Sounds scary to me.

just punch it bro

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That's why you cross the street when you see a breed different from your own coming your way.

We're both, if it weren't because of our sentiency, we would be food for other animals almost anywhere in the world.

This webm is honestly fucking terrifying.
Like just imagine that guy walked outside after shitting and not washing his hands.
He probably shook someone's hand after this

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You're probably to scared to even talk to girls and you think you'd have the balls to kick a tiger in the face?

If you're wiping right shit never gets on your hands because there's always a layer of paper in the way. Hell if you're eating right wiping isn't even really necessary. What the fuck is wrong with your you?

I don't get this webm. Why did he get scared like he didn't know the tiger was there when he started crawling under him. Why is there a tiger in a bathroom anyways. Also how thirsty is that tiger? He doesn't even so much as look at the guy, he had to hear him coming.

Nice projection, autist

>justifying not washing your hands after shitting
What the fuck is wrong with YOU?

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I think a tiger at the sink is one of those few things that justifies not wiping your hands after you shit

If feces never gets on your hands what reason is there to wash them?

>Also how thirsty is that tiger?
very

Found the Indian

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To be fair, those are two different skills.

Only donny could kill a tiger, we are mere mortals

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Man if i was in that situation I'd probably die from trying to pet it

Lol here's some real OBJECTIVE:SURVIVE shit.

Your bike breaks down on that road

If this is a stealth /an/ thread at least post more big cat webms.

holy shit

You're gonna end up like that pic of that indian guy who gets his scalps ripped off by a cougar.

easy. just climb a tree and wait for help

Cats appreciate cleanliness user. Its primitive Panthera brain would probably note that you didn't wash your hands and get in a mauling mood

The first splinter cell

You know tigers can climb trees with ease? Or you just want that user to die in a very dumb way?

Lol yeah I was gonna say..

>the madman, I told him to climb a tree to get away from a tiger and he did it! LMAO

>Be born year of the dragon
>Realize that this chinese cat would never let me even exit the stall without a battle for honor and dignity
Life is cruel sometimes.

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I've seen a tiger fucking remove a quarter of a guy's skin like it was a suit just swiping at him like a cat would swat at a mosquito, if I was trapped in a room with one I'd prefer to just kill myself.

they need to use their paws to climb a tree which removes their maneuverability and most potent weapon. so if it does try to climb up after you, you can easily kick it in the face. fucking retards

Thief
Thief 2: Metal Age
pure gold tier games

bacteria

And if it weren't for the tiger's teeth and claws it'd be a defenseless meatbag for other predators.

But the tiger has claws and it has teeth and we've got big brains with the capability to create all sorts of horrible ways to murder the tiger.

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You remind me of that idiot over at /k/ who was super buffed and strong and said he wanted to kill a bear with nothing but his bare hands.
Two weeks later they found a news clipping of some moron that got killed by a bear without wearing a shirt.

>just kick it bro, tigers love that shit

Fucking lel, there are unironically people who think that you can do anything against a tiger, bear or other huge-ass fucking animal in a 1:1 situation without a gun. You can't outrun it, you can't just hit it; they're 100% superior in fucking anything physical. One swipe with a paw and your fucking guts are on the floor. Really goddamn scary shit. The only thing you can do is pray to god it somehow loses interest in you.

Non-sequitur. Fuck off.

>Also how thirsty is that tiger? He doesn't even so much as look at the guy, he had to hear him coming
I think it was because he was drinking in particular. Animals will share a watering hole in the wild so the man was no threat in his mind. Now if he had been eating that dude would've been in trouble.

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The only thing you ever murder is a plate of tendies, weeb. But I say we should out you in a cage with a tiger anyway and you can prove us wrong.

No, it isn't, that idiot thought he could outsmart a ferocious animal with big claws and teeth, just like you.
Idiot.

Maybe you cant cus you are a pussy but I can. I lift and I am confident I could kick any tiger or bears ass. A straight punch to their head and they are down. Is all about physics and angles.

fighting a bear on land 1vs1 isn't comparable to hiding in a tree and kicking a vulnerable tiger while it climbs up

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Yeaaah they still have their massive mouth and hands a tiger is extremely muscular. If you try to kick a tiger charging up a tree he can with little effort get your foot and pull you down from the tree. More likely he's just gonna get a foothold somewhere and swipe your ass and you're gonna fall from that tree. That's less work he'll have to do when he gets down to claim his meal.

Imagine actually believing in things that can't be seen, I bet you think god is real too.

obviously you don't stick your foot in the tiger's mouth, retard

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glad these animals are going extinct. i'm american and actually it makes me happy to kill animals and make them go extinct :) mm me me no can go out without eating yummy meat from animals im making go extinct xD

I can't believe someone with this body have a dick

If you try to kick at a tiger's head that's where your foot is going to end up retard. Think this scenario out some more before you get yourself killed

Laid it on a little too thick buddy. One more year at troll fu university

this is such a bad idea im sure you're a tiger trying to trick anons
you can't trick me

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Go away chinacuck

>climbing up in a tree takes you several minutes because of poor condition
>it takes a tiger a few seconds to do the same thing
>while he climbs you kick him with your weak neckbeard legs, just making him more angry
>you'll be tiger food next time you blink
And if the tiger is really pissed, he'll just lunge at you mid three to eat you even faster, stop being retarded like

In a restroom you touch doors and if there is one, a toilet handle, none of which you know are clean. Also its just a good practice to wash your hands every now and then.

Trick?

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OwO Is that a bulge?

>if it weren't because of our sentiency
Actually, we had another quality that made us better than almost any animal.
We are persistent as fuck. Proto-nigga-humans in savannas that were running upright could run marathons to catch their prey tired. Only horse-like species could run further than we did. This is why we got rid of our body hair, because it interfered with our heat dissipation.
It's not about a regular Yea Forumstard, but still.

Its stuff like this that reminds me that big cats are, in fact, just large cats. Shame we can't domesticate them, or at least attempt to domesticate something like the Cheetah.

>running all that without shoes
I admire proto humans.

Good thing we learned how to burn coal and make pretty lights with metal and silicon so we can sit on our asses all day and never go hungry. Surely that makes for a much more fulfilling life.

I mean, you could, but when a cat gets feral you get scratches all over your face. Same with a tiger but instead of getting scratches you just die.

Definitely I don't see the appeal in feminine dicks.

I've heard this, I believe it's due to the greater efficiency of being bipedal

>Hurr durr just kick a fucking tiger in the face
>I'm sure 800lb animal will run away from my 120lb fat ass

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>Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the water hole's two doors down.

except they can be seen

>instead of fuck you he just rips out your dick in a single swing
terrifying

you mean a select minority of humans who happened to be living in that environment and adapted to that way of hunting. it was never the primary means of sustenance for most humans and most humans probably couldn't do it.

i hate when dopey fucks try to extrapolate a highly select group of brown skins onto humanity.

>No, fuck you tiger man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the bathroom if you think you're so tough

>120lb
>fat ass

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But our deep instincts are still there. Running makes people happy.
I guess. Moving two legs takes less energy than four.

>outsmart
Nigger going head to head in physical combat with 50 bazillion pound wild animal and outsmarting it are two different things.

you hate it because it hits your pride in suggesting you might be descended from a brown person

i hate it because it's fanfiction altogether. people have always been agricultural and smooth skinned. there is no hairy proto human or any of that ridiculous shit

Tenchu: Stealth Assassins

bye bye cat fucker

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Then how come all of us are not as hairy as monkeys?

Subnautica

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user they can climb trees in seconds
youtu.be/zj0ouTQN-jg

BASED

>people have always been agricultural and smooth skinned. there is no hairy proto human or any of that ridiculous shit
I bet you're also a climate change denier, kill your worthless self.

>because it hits your pride in suggesting you might be descended from a brown person
what the fuck are you talking about you retard? that's just a fact and i don't care. that's like being offended i'm descended from some retarded fish as if that has any bearing on who i am today. it's just not true that what some tiny select group of brown people in some regions of africa did has anything to do with what most humans are capable of elsewhere.

>enemies take advantage of terrain hazards

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Well that's just cheating.

Not all humans came from Africa you bonehead, that theory's been disproved many times

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i like how they actually know to organize themselves in a line. most people would probably just be retarded and scatter all around the zone.

Youre also a Manlet. 120 is a lot for a 5ft tall retard

Source: Your ass
Saying it doesn’t make it true

>ctrl+f: *SHLOP* *SHLOP* *SHLOP*
>no matches
i'm dissapointed, Yea Forums.

Whatever makes you happy man.

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>balls

You can't seduce me!

Now if you were a female....

natureasia.com/en/nmiddleeast/article/10.1038/nmiddleeast.2018.15

>The out-of-Africa model theorized that humans migrated out of Africa in one big push around 60,000 years ago. At 177,000 – 194,000 years-old, the Misilya Cave jaw provides evidence to disprove this theory.

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>Source: Your ass
Return from whence you came

reminds me of that webm of the glow-eyed nigger chasing a car naked at night

What are you talking about?

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He's just having a sleepy afternoon on the divan, user.

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Based Steve

I dont think you understand just how far Africans are from everybody else

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>remains of a human who lived 177,000 to 194,000 years ago from Misliya Cave, Israel
heh, just (((god chosen people))) putting hoaxes to not relate themselves with blacks, nothing new

>Jews lived in Israel 194,000 years ago

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I bet you love science and gobble up all those little clickbaity popsci articles that make the rounds on social media despite having read less than a handful of actual studies yourself (not just the abstracts). The fact that you're dogmatic about it makes it even funnier

did you even read your own fucking article? it suggests that the migration out of africa happened earlier than we thought it did

youtube.com/watch?v=c9ZT9CG7OWM

The difference is I wouldn't go to jail for punching a tiger.

Most retarded post of the fucking day. Good thing it's only morning.

>The shows biggest idiot is a climate change denier

Very fitting.

You'd lose a fight to an adult chimpanzee btw

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Thats not what it says at all. The article suggests humans didn't all come from Africa, and those who did migrated in pockets rather than all at once, and not much more recently than 100,000 years ago.

independent.co.uk/news/science/evolution-theory-out-of-africa-dali-skull-china-homo-erectus-sapiens-latest-a8064306.html

Here's another discovery of a skull in east Asia, demonstrating not all humans evolved from the same category of African proto-men. This makes even more sense when you compare the genealogy of every human race, where many races completely lack specific alleles Africans do. So that assfag who said "all humans evolves to jog on the plains" earlier is wrong.

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bathroom thread?

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You can domesticate a lot of mammals and sociable animals easily, the real problem is taking care of them and providing for them. Even if you were rich a big cat would be extremely expensive to take care of properly, and it'd be very unrealistic that you'd be able to afford it while also having the free time to bond properly with it.

The very best and closest you can get to what you'd want is researching them out in the wild. A problem many people have while studying groups of specific animals is the animals bonding with them and becoming overly familiar to the point that proper research can't get done because it's with you all the time. Big cats, birds, and primates are the worst offenders because they all become extremely clingy and sort of indoctrinate you into their family.

Just unload a shotgun in it's face like that redneck did to that dude in the alley over a matress.
I don't think a tiger would think twice about throwing their damn mattress in the dumpster again after that.

wow, it's almost like the further away you moved from africa the more genetically distanced you got from the people still living in africa due to environmental pressures....

Star Fox 64

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>I dont understand how genetics work

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I've always had a fear of bathrooms, running water, and still water in a toilet or bathtub or something.
>inb4 pajeet

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What a cutie.

Are you fucking retarded? Out of Africa theory has been debunked for literal decades, it didn't have a great deal of ground to go on to begin with. Most actual researchers believe humans either originated in Australia or Russia, were almost entirely killed off, and split well the fuck off. It's why our genetic diversity is so fucked up and why if you fuck your sister you'll probably get a retard where as other animals can do it fine.

Every big stealth games series have they own feature
>Hitman
focuses on disguise and blend whit the enviroment
>splinter cell
focuses on the use of ilumination to remain hidden
>thieft
is a sandbox where yo can afront each mission from multiple ways
>metal gear
is a movie whit some interactive secuences

Did the cameraman shit himself as soon as he saw that beast running at him?

>its a christcuck episode
ugh, reruns?

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When my 15 lb cat gets excited he swipes at my feet and really digs his claws in. I'd hate to see what a Tiger that wants to play could do.

Based Baki poster

>that's not what it says at all

Literally quoting your article

>The out-of-Africa model theorized that humans migrated out of Africa in one big push around 60,000 years ago. At 177,000 – 194,000 years-old, the Misilya Cave jaw provides evidence to disprove this theory.

This find is among a host of other discoveries pushing back the date of human evolution, for example the 300,000 year-old earliest modern human fossil from Jebel Irhoud, Morocco2 3, and showing an earlier and more varied pattern of human migration out of Africa, such as a recent study supporting the presence of modern humans in Asia 120,000 years ago.

it suggests the theory of one big push that happened 60,000 years ago is incorrect, and that people started migrating out of africa sooner and in multiple waves

no where does it state that people didn't originate from africa

>independent.co.uk/news/science/evolution-theory-out-of-africa-dali-skull-china-homo-erectus-sapiens-latest-a8064306.html

>The story is a development of a theory that has been widely dismissed by mainstream academics for decades, some of whom suggest that it is being made up to emphasise the role of China.

Wow, got any more chink propaganda?

That's pretty cute

>NOOOOOOOOO WE EVOLVED FROM BLACKS IT MUST BE TRUE, WE ARE ONE WITH THE BASED BLACK MAN THESE SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS MEAN NOTHING REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED

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Who the fuck even builds a bathroom with no floor drain?

ancientnews.net/2018/10/26/have-new-discoveries-put-the-recent-out-of-africa-theory-into-crisis/

How many more scientific findings do I need to prove before you accept Out of Africa is a dead theory?

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>white fragility
cope boy, you got nigger in ya

Nice argument

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All science suggests I dont, as I'm not black.

i'm so fucking jealous of this dude ree

You might actually go to jail for that, since it is an endangered species.

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Fucking dinosaurs man.

Kinda funny - when my brother and I were really little, our parents took us to the zoo, and apparently one of the tigers took exception to the hat my father was wearing, and skunked it.

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>discredit 3 academic sources
>provide none of your own

This "everyone is actually black if you go back far enough" theory is silly to buy into anymore. There's so many findings outside of Africa that clearly demonstrate humans didn't universally develop there. This will make it 4 sources by the way.

telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/

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Let him go, you son of a bitch!

source

>duck doesn't even fly off, he just calmly swims in the other direction
outplayed

Cheetahs are the most likely to be domesticated. They are pretty social

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>Hehe big cat in the way, have to crawl under ye?
>Haha so silly im crawling under it to get out
>Brush against it while standing up with a jolt and snap your head to stare at it at the end as you lose your balance to fall towards the exit
How to make all the big mistakes.

>watchhowhardicanpee.jpg

Imagine

>How many more scientific findings do I need to prove before you accept Out of Africa is a dead theory?

I'll accept it that when there's wide academical consensus that the out of africa theory is wrong, which there isn't, you posting a barrage of links to literally who sites you probably didn't even read yourself won't change anything

You are all fucking morons.

The fact hominids evolved in africa is still 100% true and any source to the contrary is full of shit, there's not a single credible antorpolgiist who willl say otherwise.

However, what HAS been disproven over the past few decades is the notion that there was a singular migigration out of africa taking place super recently in human history, when in reality findings of hominid fossils from other parts of the world including asia have shown us that there was constant migrations of various pre-homo sapiens hominids and various groups of humans out of africa and into eurasia and back and forth.

THAT is what the shift has been.

That site's blatent BS every single article and post they have relates to ancient discoveries in china and austarlia including psuedoscience once such as an ancient lost austarlian civilization, or how europe was colonized by proto-asiatc humans; which seems to gel with the assertion made by the other user about it being chink propoganda

>antorpolgiist
Fuck off retard.

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Women are scarier than tigers.

Anthroposophist
I don't believe Science cucks in totality

>The fact hominids evolved in africa is still 100% true and any source to the contrary is full of shit, there's not a single credible antorpolgiist who willl say otherwise

You live in a fantasy realm. People have found earlier human fossils in Europe, East Europe and Asia. Not everyone has an ancient Africa ancestor.

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Tigers are 800 pounds of pure muscle but they're exotic. I'm not afraid of them because the chances of me actually running in to one are low. Now bears? I'm fucking terrified of bears, I think black and brown are indigenous to my area and one of them is aggressive while the other is more passive but I would never fuck with either

At the end of the day you're all faggots.
We're all Humans.

id think most of this thread was people trolling with bad advice but then again it is saturday and summer and ive seen firsthand just how fucking retarded 16 year olds can be while being completely convinced that they are right

>believe in 1 out-dated theory
>dismiss all scientific findings contrary to it
>treat that 1 out-dated theory as if it's your religion, it can never be wrong and holds authority over all else
>it focuses on Africans
>black people are literally your religion

The absolute state of you right now

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Who's right and how are both of you so hell bent on being 100% factually right no dispute allowed? How does two opposing beliefs like this have what appears equally strong foundation (in their mind at least)? Is your answer really just "That other guy is an idiot, it's obvious!"

>The fact hominids evolved in africa is still 100% true and any source to the contrary is full of shit, there's not a single credible antorpolgiist who willl say otherwise

this has been revised. scientists found remains in central europe that way predate the "out of africa" theory.
your dated knowledge is based on books that were written 50 years ago.

What are you, a baby?

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fuck cassowaries man. those things kill people.

So are Vah Shir women just a waking nightmare for you?

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If I provide 4 scientific sources supporting my point and the other guy provides zero I'm going to think I'm correct.

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Get on its back and strangle it like that dude in Florida. Low chance of it working, but it could.

Birds are assholes as a rule. Makes sense that the bigger the bird, the bigger the asshole.

i never really understood why wh*Tes cross the street when they see me coming at night, nigga if i wanted to rob you walking a few extra feet isnt really going to stop me.

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>Not everyone has an ancient Africa ancestor
I thought you were all about disproving unsubstantiated claims, not making new ones. Mitochondrial Eve, the matrilineal most recent common ancestor of all living humans likely lived in Africa.

So humans originated in Europe?

The first humans all came from one place, thats how it works.

Better than "knowledge" based on books that were written 2,000 years ago.
BAZINGA

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They have a very funny shape to them.

Don't know, it might be the smell.

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First world countries.

nice

Because if you had the intent to rob them they would know the moment you tried to cross as well.

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why haven't we bred cats to have that same coat of fur but yet be a housecat.

Time to do the laforge tactical roll like the warp core is about to explode

>all crows came from one place
>all big cats came from one place
>all crocodilians came from one place
>all apes came from one place
>that's how it works

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dumb cat

Look how cute and docile they are. How could you hate them?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSASSSSS

Are they green and juicy inside?

Niggers are temperamental animals

If you happen to brush shoulders with one they might take it as a challenge and pull out a gun or a knife (I know, it's hard to believe but they know how to use tools.) and kill you before you even have a chance to distract it with some spare change.

Humans tend to avoid wildlife in general, only idiots would willingly approach a (potentially lethal) wild animal.

Are you the same user who said you would just push over a wild hog and whats the big deal?

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All Lions came from one place yeah. Do you think humans independently evolved in several different regions but can still somehow interbreed?

silent storm has a great stealth system based on sound and vision, combined with fully destructible environments

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what the FUCK bro i need dis

>Trusting wild animals that would eat you in a second if they ever get hungry enough or excessively aggressive from a disease that can happen any day
People projecting onto animals are so fucking crazy.

>As of 2013, estimates on the age of this split ranged at around 150,000 years ago
>2013
>150,000 years ago

This is your African candidate. Meanwhile a more recent article: >The discovery of the creature, named Graecopithecus freybergi, and nicknameded ‘El Graeco' by scientists, proves our ancestors were already starting to evolve in Europe 200,000 years before the earliest African hominid.
>200,000 years
>2017

Out of Africa is antiquated and incorrect. Brush up on your anthropology before you act so militant.

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is this india?

I dunno guys. It kinda makes sense we evolved from black people

It's because I don't want to kill you if you attempt to rob me. The amount of disruption to my life that would be caused from shooting a nigger with my CC just isn't worth it. I'm giving you a chance to live.

>scientists found remains in central europe that way predate the "out of africa" theory.

and where did those people come from before europe? africa.

yeah look at horse whores. they go into poverty just to care for their big beast of burden with their big bulging horse cocks

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Jesus Christ that alligator is huge

>all big cats are lions

Is Yea Forums the dumbest board?

Realistically what is a tiger going to do if you get it in a headlock? I know in 99.9% of situations you won't have the chance, it'll destroy you. Just it seems like most big animals wouldn't really be able to do shit if you're above/behind them. I guess it could try to fall back on you but now it's prone and you've probably still get a grip.
I've always wondered what the biggest animal I could take is if I got the jump on it

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MGSV is the best stealth game, prove me wrong

Well they should reconsider.

Why do Wildebeests get shat on by every animal on the savannah?

You're just upset you don't have a bear you can take to Dairy Queen.

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I'd be able to take on an elephant no problem.

Probably because niggers love to sucker punch. If you run at me from across the road or cross I'm now well aware you want to rob me, so you no longer have the element of surprise. Without that element blacks very rarely win fights against whites, or anybody else.

if your all clumped together there less of a chance you're the one getting eaten

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>Cross the street seeing a black man
>Dark man also crosses street to intercept
It's easier to weigh your options when you see a threat coming from some distance rather than it snapping at you from the moment you pass each other.

can I have video footage of them crossing sahara desert and swimming through mediterranean sea

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All four of their limbs can reach behind their neck
Two of them can reach their mid and lower back

They'd claw you apart, albeit with less precision and strength as compared to a frontal mauling; but more than enough to kill you all the same.

Trash around for sure and scratch you. It can reach plenty afar with it's claws so most likely you'd die before you managed to choke the shit out of it.

get fucked, turkeys

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Are you implying parallel evolution of humanity? Zero scientific basis.
I'm acting militant because you proudly posted a naive and impossible to prove guess as a matter of fact. I don't believe the Out of Africa hypothesis either, so you can save your misinformed breath for others.

>where did those people come from before europe? africa.
literally no evidence of that

they're so cute when they're not on murderous rampages.

Sure I do. I just ask my roommate if he wants to hit up a drive-through.

What a prick

What's a denisova?

>you post out-dated information
>I point out it's out-dated, provide more recent information disproving you
>you become indignant

I accept your concession. Go play with worms in the garden.

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You just know

They can fuck up lions and hyenas on land given their herd is large enough. They just usually don't since they have a sort of chinkoid mindset about cooperation but an animal equivalent.

You die, me live, fuck you wife, maaaaany kids! Bye bye, hyung-nim, me go now, you keep play with lion!

Stop trying to make me think those demonspawn are cute

you think they just popped up in europe?

Realistically, who would come out on top? A cassowary or a kangaroo?

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tigers won't sent you to jail over "rape"

>large cats, crocodilians and crows evolved from similar (but distinct) ancestors
>but this is impossible for humans because we are all 1 race, the human race

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>a quick kick to the noise and that cat would run away

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That cheetahs are cuddly?

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>gets millions of likes be getting into a cute section
>walk off with bleeding scratch marks from its tongue
worth it

I think that bear was raised by a couple as a cub, and was fed nothing but fruits and vegetables as it grew up. It's a chill bear and it's popular with Instagrammers who want to take a picture with a bear

What a waste of water

Yes! I meant that.

Not a black person

It's like it could sense his shit taste in books.

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imagine the bacterial infections. haha

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*Crocodile*

>Game where half of your time is spent in forced action sequences and watching cutscenes
>Stealth game

Thief
Splinter Cell
Hitman

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Yeah ok Zangief

You know what they say about horse girls.

Probably a shitpost but hey

A crow can't get a cat pregnant.
But a tiger can get a lion pregnant.
Why?
Since they have a common ancestor.

The modern nigger is a subsaharan offshoot of the original human that probably popped up somewhere in the middle east. You have to keep in mind that the sahara is more than a big enough deterrance to ensure that those living south of it were kept genetically isolated.

You're don't have any black ancestors

But there's some pretty dark skinned ancient arabs that are hiding around in your dna

This I could give that elephant one punch and it'd drop like a fucking boulder

Which part of my post was "out-dated"? You can only quote me, not any tangentially related wikipedia articles.

>could run marathons to catch their prey tired.

This is retarded shit people keep spouting. They used a combination of running and walking as well as the fact that they had portable water. They weren’t running non-stop.

>fucking retards
Haha, yeah, it is THOSE guys who are the idiots

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That was horrifying.

You can do better than this user
Try harder

It's clearly a Chevrolet movie theater you dumb nig.

with enough influence and faggots you can rewrite history any way you want so your point is moot

This.

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depends on who gets the first hit. kangaroos are all blunt force, but against a bird with lightweight bones it could do serious damage with a single kick. cassowary claws are nasty though, so one good slash would probably be all it takes to incapacitate the roo. kangaroos have better spacing and defense though because of their tails and battle stance, but cassowaries are faster and can escape easier. i dunno, seems like a pretty skill-based matchup.

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I never saw a predator messing with a chimp, plenty of lions charging an elephant or a giraffe but never an ape

why are cat tongues so comfy

That's never gonna work on a tiger. That dude strangled a mountain lion which is way smaller. It was probably a youngster as well

>prove me wrong but without scientific sources haha

Pathetic

he looked like a chicken nugget so i understand

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So the MRCA between me and a nigger is a literal ape, yet we're both human?

You can use scientific sources, and I encourage you to do so. However, you can only dispute things I actually said, not things I didn't.

Poor wolf, it's going to get sick

btw the file name has a typo in it

just because you get your arms around their neck doesnt mean you can just choke them out.

It takes about four to five minutes of continuous licking from a cheetah to break skin

Tigers one minute

Lions three licks
Lions' tongues are like a fucking nailboard

the bible makes people believe all sorts of wacky things

God I want to see that alpha male wolf knot her.

Sometimes life really Likes to fuck you with the shittiest choices.

A fellow hew-mon would eat you in a second if they ever got hungry enough, or their sonic showers weren't working.

Cats know what they want out of a relationship.

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What if I was wearing something like this?

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They can take quite the punch in their womb?

everything wants to kill you in africa

You're so fucking stupid. Plenty of black men would beat the shit out of you in a 1v1 square up and stomp on your head at the end of it. I don't know who tf you think you are but your hubris is blinding you

Genus is a terrible qualifier for this topic. Lions and tigers are in the same genus; all of them evolved from somewhere in Asia about ten million years ago, though whether they have the same exact ancestor has never been confirmed. Meanwhile alligators and crocodiles also have the same genus but, despite their extreme similarities, can't breed with one another. They evolved so long ago it's comparable with dinosaurs. There's plenty of species of crows who belong to the same genus but also can't interbreed. Same story with great apes, which you and these various ancient humans belong to.

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Probably a pun because it's a woman with what could be a male wolf like YOU JUST KNOW.

You'd be fine?
Don't know about bite force but i doubt they can do anything to two millimeters of pressed steel

You may indeed be able to choke it out so long as you don't let it shake you off and escape

>Plenty of black men would beat the shit out of you in a 1v1 square up and stomp on your head at the end of it

No u

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god I wish werewolves were real

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Shut up Quark. At least you have a decent chance against another human and can somewhat deduce his emotional state.

Lol, I can beat any nigger 1v1 me bro

what is blunt trauma

Racist.

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Blacks frequently fall behind in athletics where whites prominently compete, they only win in shit where whites largely stopped participating like boxing or basketball

House cats aren't even domesticated yet, if a kitten doesn't have any human interaction during its first few weeks of life it will be feral

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Not usually what a tiger uses to kill you? If you fought an elephant in that it would crush you like a tin can, sure, but is a tiger going to be smart enough to realize claws and teeth aren't working and suddenly start body slamming you?

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>black """"men""""

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And which sports are those? nascar?

TRAITOR

Might stop a swipe from ripping you apart, but there's no way it would stop a tiger bite. Might not be pleasant for the tiger, but they definitely could bite through it.

MMA, hockey, anything in the Olympics that isn't sprinting, etc.

>tfw guns will never be legal for domestic ownership in my country because the government knows that suicide rates would skyrocket

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>That subtle ass grab while whispering sweet bear nothings into his ear.
I think they are more than bear buddies

>brown hand
of course

Don't adult tigers typically weigh in at about 300kg? It'll crush your tin suit, with you in it.

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Power-lifting

Dont these cats like drag their prey up trees to eat them?

nice anime avatar sweetheart

It's not exactly hard to kill yourself, though. Plenty of ways to do it besides shooting yourself.

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>Wh-what are we gonna do on the bed, Harpy-chan?
>[SQUAWK]
>Ah! Dame!
>[SQUAWK]

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That's leopards you're thinking of. They can drag carcasses heavier than themselves up a tree.

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We can interbreed so yeah close enough

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>when your buddy wants a high five but you went for the fist bump

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>but this is impossible for humans because we are all 1 race, the human race
The fact that humans can interbreed and have fertile offspring is plenty of evidence

imagine

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>Cat
>Spazzes out at 3 in the morning and bites at my ankles to play
>Tiger
>Rampages through the house and tears my legs off to play

>just punch 675 lbs of pure muscle in the face
>it's just physics bro

Anime website, chimparoo.

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Bite you clean through.

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Lost

In what world do black people fall behind in MMA.

Horses and donkeys can interbreed the current genus equidae evolved from various separate ancestors like 60 million years ago. It's absolutely probable humans either evolved in separate regions or simply didn't all come from Africa.

Are bears just big dogs?

you just know

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Part dog, part pig.

>like 10 anime boards vs 45 non-anime boards
Okay retard.

No, they're behavior is very different, especially since they're not pack animals.

What's happening, why is feet being posted now.

and four video game boards

>shlop shlop shlop

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>Why did he get scared like he didn't know the tiger was there when he started crawling under him.
He likely thought it was just a prank prop, but realized it was real when he was under it.
>Also how thirsty is that tiger? He doesn't even so much as look at the guy, he had to hear him coming.

The earliest human fossil is from Russia. You may as well start telling everyone they are all Russian deep down.

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The balls on the tiger

imagine the smell

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Sly Cooper

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Severals are cute.

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Hahahahahaha how the fuck are you scared of tigers nigga? Just throw a bucket of water at them nigga haha just get them in an armlock nigga. Fuckin grab them by the tail nigga hahahaha

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Imagine being a dog and growing up with a bear as your best friend and going on adventures together following your master around in the woods and hanging out in the town.

I wish I could be that happy.

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>non-anime boards
I hope you're enjoying the tour, niggy.

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They are.

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>thot be gone

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you can't really have fun on anime boards like you do here

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>bronies but its japanese

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I am not Russian Иди нa хyй

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Russia did not even exist like 30 years ago.

Baby steps, user.

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Animals can sense thots like they can sense changes in the weather. We should trust in their instinctive judgement more often.

Why are tigers so sexy, bros?

They're cute as hell, but also super expensive. I'd rather get the less expensive Savannah.

You remind me of my friend who used to be convinced a single person could solo a bear with his arms if he was strong enough. I'm glad I talked him out of that nonsense before he started hitting the woods and hiking nowadays.

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XD

Literally an infinite resource, but I agree they should have filled it with crummy pokemon creatures

Unironical answer is that tigers will pretty soon be btfod to oblivion by primates. And well, good riddance, they could have tried to domesticate themselves but no, eating primate children is supposedly more fun.

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>anime but it's american

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good facial symmetry
looks like they have eyeliner on
cute faces
humans are fucking ugly desu

>Stealth:100

Fair enough. Taking care of exotic animals aren't something you should half-ass.

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Just take a nap with the can running in the garage

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But you can see bacteria you fucking idiot

RIP Terry Pratchett, another victim to the cassowary menace

she looks at the horse in the exact same way you see thots look aghast when their black boyfriends punch them in the face

>denier
Lmao literal cult language. You should skip dressing it up and call them climate heritics or something, because going against the environmentalism religion is NOT ok

>AH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU DEAD DIE DIEDIEDIoh this is actually pretty tasty!

>Proto-nigga-humans

WE WUZ KANGS yeah people did not develop from niggers you dumb fuck they are another species

He deserved everything bad for creating his daughter.

>when you are in alert state and the enemy loses sight of you for one second

Its actually believed that they're partially domesticated and were domesticated by ancient Egyptians at one point. We also put them with dogs so they experience less stress and their claws don't retract so they're actually dull like a dogs claws. Only problem is they need a lot of space and a lot of exercise.

Based year the monkey reporting in.

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>science is wrong and deceiving me! I know because this one dude who has no scientific background but is well-liked said so!

Gimmie a quick rundown user, my day hasnt been ruined yet

I know next to nothing about her apart from that she exists, how bad is she?

the important distinction there is that the offspring of the two creatures is fertile and can continue to create its own offspring. humans can do this with every other race of human near universally, ignoring genetic abnormalities. ligers and mules are almost always sterile, with rare exceptions.

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What games can i play with big fat cat tats

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Something of that size I could probably handle, but I don't know anything about their dietary and exercise requirements and actually purchasing one would probably cost as much as a car. They're still cute as heck though.

cute

There are homeless people in this world with nowhere to live and then there are people destroying perfectly good houses for fun.
Says a lot about this society.

Weird, I can't find where in my post I said that.
Literally all I did was point out how it's become a fanatic cult. I'm not automatically from one set of morons just because I don't like another group of morons.

Generally speaking, humanity today is a mishmash of alien shapeshifters, alien bodysnatchers, tulpas, mushroom symbiotes, psychic Lovecraftian abominations, refugees from various parallel universes and niggers.

Lonely?
Depressed?
Feeling lost without a popcorn scented animal friend?

Well dry those tears, user!
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>Help GERMINATE your strangler fig!
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>Climb pretty much ANYTHING!
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youtube.com/watch?v=8Tniytx0ow0

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My house cats can escape a headlock no problem

Herd mentality. If you see your boy in front walk across a thing, you now know it's safe. So you do it too. And the guy behind you does it too.

>mushroom symbiotes
DA HUMIES FOUND US OUT
QUIK, GET DA BOYZ TO SHUTZ IT DOWN

Looks filthy and diseased.

Sugoi

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Nobody cares about your shit show anymore, fuck off

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who invited you

>Cat girls are human sized
>Big feline girls must be at least 2+ meters and thick/fit
FUCK

Is the lion blind?

Imagine being such a brainlet you assume science has 100% consensus on ANYTHING

businessinsider.com/the-ten-most-important-climate-change-skeptics-2009-7#ivar-giaever-5

>What is the best stealth game?
>discussion devolves into the origin of man and the possibility of hand to hand combat with big cats
These threads take an interesting and meandering path sometimes

>tfw no pet tiger bro

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Man I just want to pet a tiger.

Fuck you

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>Just punch in the general direction of the mouth which can take your hand off with one quick bite
Someone post the lion doing a mikiri counter on some prey to show how stupidly fast these beasts are.

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I'm pretty sure that's just the way the light reflects off her eyes. The whole tapetum lucidum thing, as it were.

It looks like something that would haunt your dreams and watch you from the shadows if you defiled a Celtic burial site

do tigers have toxoplasmosis? judging by the thread it seems they do

Was the finger gone?

>who is Ivan the Terrible

>implying a thin layer of paper is enough to prevent all that shit bacteria getting on your hand

No you retard. Not all felines carry toxoplasmosis. Hell, not all cats carry it either.

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>Smell HELLA good!
almost got me

>tfw had no idea until recently we have panthers in florida

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Seems like he's got all his digits.

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Mongoloid fiction.

it's true, iirc they smell of popcorn

One of the reasons it's almost impossible to domesticate a pallas cat since it has low tolerance to toxoplasmosis so they can get sick and die while in contact with domestic cats.

This gives me an idea.

>shit toxoplasm zombies actually believe

This post alone proves white fragility is a thing.

>he
No, user that's a woman. I know because I made the first webm.

Reminded me of this.

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Whoever it is, then.

I really can't tell if toxo posters are legit or just banter

depressed style suicidal people tend not to be the most motivated

>welcome to Yea Forums, where we talk about pets instead of videogames

I've lost the ability to discern fiction from reality in this crazy world.

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Why can't we talk about both?
youtube.com/watch?v=qIzP5TMp85M

You are one disgusting faggot, please kill yourself or go back to throwing shit at people in your Pajeet Street.

please, link it

/an/ threads are holy ground

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Pure killing machine.

kek

She is shitting all they way on his works since he's dead while living off of it. Just google her.

Reminder that doggo is forever alone and suffering and Amur Tiger fucking died.

Would you prefer another smash thread?

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really can't blame you

What games are you playing currently, user?

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Sounds like a children's book.
Brb going to make millions.

tiger just want to get human sitting in top of elephant
there is not point for him to attack elephant since he cannot win anyway

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whys he so mad?

Toxoplasmosis does that to people.

It's even better in mineral threads

Top 10 ways to calm a scared animal

It's tap water and not bottled water.

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fuck whats his routine

>Part dog, part pig.
And half man.

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What snek is that?

based

Thank you for ACTUALLY ANSWERING THE QUESTION

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Sauce?

Men are pigs in the first place so that's kinda redundant.

Looks like a hognose

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Sdorica.

Dilate

Bamboozled

No. Doesn't work with lions, Doesn't work with leopards,Doesn't work with bears. Unsure about crocodiles (they're fast on land though)

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>Thinking big cats that would allow themselves to be domesticated aren't just enormous faggot pushovers
kek

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That was a cracker.

Even cats aren't considered domesticated. I remember reading a theory that unlike dogs, cats weren't taught early on and simply hung around getting rid of rodents in the crops. They were basically just allowed to hang around early man.

The bottom of her foot is fucking me up.

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Uh, you first

Why would anybody do that?

kek

Fucking sand niggers.

I want to mate that.

>Likely declawed and toothless
You sure showed us.

Pawpad shoes are cute! CUTE!

I hope they atleast had a few guys ready with guns if that Lion had gone berserk. Still would have killed alot em.

See that webm?

Do you see that webm?

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fucking sand niggers

When are we going to carpet bomb arabs?

not him but people haven't actually posted a source that disproves what he says, where you say he's dismissing findings is actually him showing how their "sources" are bullshit or don't even disagree with him because they googled it and didn't even read the articles.

>All blacks are magically replaced by a variety of tigers
Does the world become more or less scary?

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You just show this hellspawn a cross sign and they fuck off. Doesn't work if you do not have true faith though.

Declawed cats are even more aggressive since they try to compensate for their lack of a defensive mechanism. That reaction was way too docile for it declawed.

...

Wouldn't work. You can catch them with a huge cardboard box though.

dumb mutt, go was you swamp ass

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Considerably less. Crime goes down worldwide.

Based, fuck kanganiggers.

Along with her mentality its probably the shallower point of the stream that they found through animal sense

Take away the teeth as well and they pretty much give up on life. What is it going to do, smother you to death?

youtube.com/watch?v=KWgB1hyOHWc

Holy shit, that's got to be way more than pure instinct, that lion has definitely done that more than a few times

>So goddamn hot that a cobra chills out when given water
dang

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retard

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dg

Frogdog

>In other news, man found mauled to death in a zoo after climbing into a tiger's arena.
>Local sources say he was trying to fight the tiger
>His last words were: I lift.

Agreed, definitely less scary. Crime goes down and you can finally kill threats without immediately being jailed.

What the hell happened to it? Just too much inbreeding?

>For fucks sake woman just PICK ONE

LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Jesus christ, I just spit my drink.

fake

>That will being of 20 rubles comrade nesti

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Yeah, that tiger is a professional stunt actor.

I always wondered why didn't the gnus charge the lions.Now i know why.

The worst place to talk about a topic is on its actual board. The best place is literally anywhere else.

Honestly find the wildebeest to be the more interesting party in this matter

They survive through sacrifice rather than struggle. None of the other wildebeest even bat an eye at their friend getting picked off. They just moved slightly to the side and kept running.

It's like paying a bandit's toll to get by unscathed. Or even taxes. Just, you know; with their lives.

This game gets overlooked way too much
Plenty of those games are poorly placed

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Live Action Lion King seems a little different plot wise.

>expected a cat woman
>get an underaged-b8 in a costume

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The wildebeest probably hate each other more than they hate the lions honestly