ESA Summer Marathon

where do I buy that pepe shirt

in b4 larxafag

well they should speak AMERICAN like our PRESIDENT TRUMP does

if you thought the GDQ set up times were ass, you bois are in for a surprise. probably the one thing ESA is objectively worse at

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since these threads are slower and Yea Forums has more thread space, maybe better to let the threads drop off before making a new one

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The worst deal in the history of deals

>one hour to dinner
Post swedish food because i'm fucking hungrig

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All runs are in Hungarian.

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what's with this awful fucking music? play some hip-hop like normal

>awkward as fuck announcers
yup, its esa alright

>lelguim

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I want her shirt

I'm convinced no matter what times anyone sets anything, there will always be people who bitch about it. Shut up, negroid.

Fuck you pal, you just want to make the next thread.

Nah. They need to play some D&B.

>pepe t-shirt

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what no, esa is better in every way to gdq

you just need a

>must watch tier
>worth watching tier
>not worth watching tier

we don't need that retarded shit like at SGDQ where any passable run gets put into S tier and stupid meme runs all get their own tiers, just keep it simple

pepe is a twitch meme now

Imagine being such an autistic zoomer that you express your emotions using the twitch emote on your shirt

OMEGALUL

I want to be her shirt

>hip-hop like normal

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They in sweden, niggers stealing their cables. Ofc its slower

Never forget
streamable.com/ah8c4

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na i prefer the grading system.

theyve been at the same level for a while desu, gdq just masks them with interviews
this isnt really a problem when stream 2 starts anyways

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>donation incentives
hoped they learned their lesson from last year

Welcome to 2014 faggot

They have not.

...

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So basically the Jew chasing him with a camera proves his point.

No, we need to fire back and show those faggots our event is superior. Every run must be a minimum SSSS.

Pity that didn't kill it off from Yea Forums, I'd love if it did and then they took wojak too.
Maybe we'd get some OC for once.

it's already been over 10 minutes to go from one N64 game to another N64 game, you fucking ESA shills who can't accept any criticism without "what u must be a tranny XD" are insufferable

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why is it so empty?

oh good, can't wait to see 95% of them not get met

Excellent bait

It's ESA they never learn

Your thoughts on the KyoAni incident?

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>$1000
>2.5 hours in

oh nonono the absolute STATE

in what way?
esa has terrible music

Pretty sad about it desu. They made some good shit

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God's punishment against weebs and anime pedos

I actually don't see that many pepes here anymore other than the tuxedo one, but wojaks are still a cancer

they said a minute ago there's lots of shit to do in the side rooms. plus this is like the very beginning so there are fewer people around

>unironically watching speed runners

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Is Yea Forums still seething over it?

I never understood why these events don't have two systems set up. Run a game on one, while setting up the other, then switch.

what was the reason the guy went insane?

horrible

This happens at every speedrunning event. Starts off full, quickly empties until a "hype" run or the end.

It's always the same. It's a simple RCA composite AV cable setup for all of the older consoles. It should not be a problem to capture this. Why is this shit taking 20 minutes?

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Never liked any of their shows besides full metal panic but i can't deny they did some top tier animation.

Big venue with lots of other stuff to do in the backrooms.

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Personally I don't watch any anime but a desaster like this is always saddening, especially if it's man-caused by some deranged individual

didn't like them but it't pretty fucking sad

elaborate

they do, its just not on day 1

me and my gf having a great time at ESA

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If you haven't watched the movie then the answer would spoil the movie.

Indifferent

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Not video games, so I don't give a shit

pretty much all the top songs are hip-hop/r&b and have been for over a decade. where the fuck have you been?

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fuck k-on and lucky star, but haruhi was one of the first non-battle shonen anime i got into so i threw 'em 50 bucks.

Much worse than Notre Dame and 9/11. But West doesn't care.

>6k viewers
>niddle of summer vacation on a Saturday
what went wrong?

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welcome to esa

here we go

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Sad over no chance of Maidragon s2.

shit tier games

no dilation stations

>any%
>can't do it by just starting from a fresh save on a new cart

fuck this shit triggers me

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What are you implying?

European Choke Assembly

good riddance, fuck weebs

>Implying more viewers=better
>Implying Saturday is not the best day to start the marathon since Sunday is also off

>United States
shoo shoo nigger

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>first trick of the run
>already fug it up
Classic Fin

>not even 10k
bros...

>g

First time watching ESA and it's pretty jarring how everyone seems to look like normal people compared to the Americans, there's even real life girls.

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i'll bite. post the top 20 songs of 2018 from your country.

i'll wait

Reminder that ESA is only for comfy vibes and yuro cringe, the runs themselves are usually terrible choke fest run by some guy in 250th place on the leaderboard

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Perkele Soumi!!
Satana hasta vittu!!!!

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If I get Stivity to rail my wife, does my PB improve in BK?

yeah the US love their niggers

I'm worried.

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They had 0 safety measures, not even back ups of their stuff in case something happened. Imagine working in what's basically a match box.

thank you captain obvious

>ThaRixer's Wife's Boyfriend

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>therixer's wife's boyfriend

>wifes boyfriend

They actually have a lot of Chads and cute girls announcing, but a lot of the runners are your typical very weird looking basement dwellers.

God damn, every fucking nigger song on that list is pushed to Normie's just to turn everyone into retards.
You stupid fuckstick.
Go listen to some drake, faggot nigger amerimutt
T.burger

>Wife's boyfriend

he read this?

1. Blow it out your ass faggot
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My guess is that gaming is or at least was more acceptable among normal people and girls in Europe when most of these runners were growing up when in america it was reserved for nerds and autists.

Charts nowadays are fucking meaningless now because they don't count sales only anymore. They count stream plays.

they read anything

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>tfw I didn't even notice it

>clapping
WE ARE NOT AMERICANS STOP CLAPPING

delicious euro tears. no one cares about your shit music. american music dominates the global

they would be more meaningless to count sales because nobody buys music

Vedä käteen mongoloidi :D:DD

you sure are OBSESSED with them though

>donation live feed on the bottom

ESA is so much better about implementing shit that seems like common sense while nearly every change GDQ tries to implement with the layout/general marathon set up is terrible, like trying to get rid of crowd cam

>european speedrunning assembly
>first two runners are burgers

explain

>99% of naro subs are because of emotes

how do these yuropoors speak perfect english?

arab girls love white mans seed what else is new
white man love arab pussy too

Nobody brought up europe you assblasted, obsessed retard.

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I'm the 3rd post and American.
Your statement is invalid.
Go listen to some Cardiac arrest B

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airplanes

well that was cringe

First guy was a Dane, second guy is a Finn you greasy burger

>every 8 year old boy's wet dream
why the fuck would you ever say that

The arcades here have 6 pinball machines (street fighter 2, 2x gladiators, 2x super mario bros. and tee'd off, all by gottlieb), Blazblue CSEX, SSF4AE, Un Squadron, Turtles in time, simpsons arcade beat'em up, the knights and dragon, Quick n Crash (the best game), 4p sega rally, star wars racers, 3x jubeat and 2x groove coaster

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>live feed
>hasn't moved at all
yeah, great feature

airplanes are an american invention

lol

>the women are all immigrants or descendants of immigrants obsessed with white penis

he's from Finland, give him a break

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free or no?

Also apparently you can change the game on some of the cabinets, which is cool

go shout the N word on Dist's stream

>4p Sega Rally
kino

there was CP being sold on the open street in 70s europe, they don't give a fuck. that shit was professionally produced back in the day, they're aren't as stuck up about these things like americans

HYOPEEEEEEEE

Wrong, I made it.

>4p sega rally

My dick

It's true though.

yeah cuz no one donates to this shit show, but it would actually be useful at GDQ so the announcer wouldn't fucking interrupt every two minutes to announce an "anonymous 200 dollar donation with no comment"

>american speedrunners
>""""""""""European"""""""" speedrunner assembly

???

don't know if I'd be proud of that but whatever

>there was CP being sold on the open street in 70s europe
In the UK at least they used to have topless 16 year old models in big, nationwide newspapers up until the early 90s

It's all on freeplay, yeah.

There's also a room for board games, and another for Mafia games. The stream is just a microcosm of the stuff happening here

i want kazooie to talon trot on me cock

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what

Do you know how flags work?

It's just fabric. What's there to understand?

wake me when runescape start

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Sorry

was meant for

its on next!

>GLADIATORS PINBALL
HOLY FUCK
wouldnt even watch the runs all week this is all i need
youtube.com/watch?v=tqofTKxnu_8

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One thing I have noticed in recent years is that autistic Euros speak with an American accent, why is this?

what's great about it?
it's not scrolling and one of the names is off the screen

she never streams these days

>ran out of donations

AHAHHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE ___STATE___ OF YURO-FUCKING-POOOOOORS

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>you can read more donations now
>uh we don't have any more donations

loooooooooooooooooool

we've finally taken over

because they're Americans in Europe

they spend all day indoors watching america tv and probably learn english that way

>no donations to read
yup, its esa time again

no more donations. kek. this run is cringe kino. god dammit i love you awkward yuros.

To replace the 56%

>all those empty seats
>no donations
>half audience on their phones

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They never go outside and consume a lot of American media.

I love Banjo Tooie, great memories when I was younger, BUT THIS FUCKING RUN IS BORING HOLY SHIT
FUCK THIS GUY
He makes it seem like this is a job instead of a hobby

He's playing Pod Racing arcade in the back
twitch.tv/distortion2

What happened to his finnish accent?

It is.

Yeah, it's the best one of these by far. Unforrunately the other one (pic) seems to be broken at the moment, though

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Yes, you poor euro. We take great pride in ours. It is fabric-made. Our American flag blows gracefully in the wind. I'm glad you're accepting your stupidity by asking such an obvious question.

amerilards pls go

Yeah and in England they used to have pedo villages for politicians and celebrities to molest children wouldnt be too proud of yourself there lad.

Why would Europeans speak British english? American is honestly easier to speak and learn, and way more common.

People do more stuff around the venue than watch the stream, really

My nephew has legit autism and he speaks with an American accent now, UK here. I think its youtube and the internet.

We need Australians at ESA

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COME AND HAVE A GO
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH

Pretty sure most of the world learn British English not American.

>no donations
This is what happens without money laundering ahahahah

>WHITE JINJO HAS BEEN BRED OUT BY THE COLORED JINJOS
>THERE'S ONLY A SINGLE WHITE JINJO LEFT

AHAHAH YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!! TAKE NOTE, WESTERN WORLD!

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>"Oh shit, Banjo-Tooie run"
>Any%
Oh. I already know how this is going to end. Banjo-Tooie Any% is so fucking boring to watch. All it is is getting to one specific part of the game and then activating a cutscene glitch to go to the final boss.

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>SGDQ raises $3,000,000
>ESA barely raises $1,200

yikes!

Maybe the white jinos should just have sex???

Then stop claiming the runner is American when your shitty flag is nowhere to be seen. He's obviously Finnish you stupid burger.

Back when games were based as fuck.

>my enjoyment comes from the amount of money an event makes
Here's a (((You)))

calm down love it's just bantz

>mfw when ESA raises far less money than it cost to run the event

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ESA doesn't have money laundering and million ads like GDQ.

He doesn't look Asian to me

Do people still believe that AGDQ isn't a laundering scheme?

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brown and seething

european cope

they literally played ads before this run started

>being proud of being a nation of manbabies who give all their wages to autistic trannys

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>and million ads
AID
HUH

L A R X A

>money laundering
>using paypal and debit/credit cards with trackable information

atleast we are free of trannys
kek enjoy sucking dick faggot

fuck that esa and fuck that ad

>25 more minutes of this shit game

>single white jinjo, they've been nearly pushed out of existence
>meanwhile there are like 9 black jinjos, literally the most of any
>jinjo leader turned into a gray zombie/NPC

what other prophetic shit came out of this game? no wonder the jews torpedo'd this series

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he must be german

>europe
>free of trannies

3mil in medical research is almost as same as 1,2k you cant refute this.

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quality british humour

it's only been like 2 hours, retard.

but yeah, ESA barely makes any money, 100K if they're lucky

This thread? This run? Both?

I'm up next, wish me luck

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to be fair only about 1000 of that 3 million is going towards research when it comes to PCF

what does ESA donate to?

yes

pewdiepie's aunt

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Alzheimers research

jesus i always forget how many of you people are on this site since i never browse /pol/, /int/, or /bant/

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Are UK runners banned after Brexit? Real question

Why isn't it being streamed on Youtube REEEEEEEEEE

Alzheimers research, something actually important. So it wont get shit

refugees

This thread proves that Americans are obnoxious retards.

if not they fucking should be

>Yea Forums unironically wants cringey donation after cringey donation to be read every five seconds with the same joke repeated every minute

what time is it in America? View numbers seem to be climbing up, are Americans waking up now?

literally proving the opposite of that picture by posting it with your post and crying about yuros my friend

Are you fucking retarded?

>implying it's not all false-flagging Europoors
Americans don't give a shit about ESA. Who cares about this small copycat event?

10:47 in EST

but its fine when euros are obnoxious during gdq right?

>not Save The Children

idgaf about the charity, but does this mean no Maral this year??

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probably around 11 on east coast

so many assblasted gdq trannys upset yuros put on a more entertaining event.

anything is better than the tranny spam

UK and Irish runners are the only good runners during ESA.

i'll be honest, i just false flag during gdq/esa threads because fuck you

is there a list of all the generic lines from those donations?

>European speedrunning event
>Count donations in dollars
lol

Yes. They were bullied out of the event by Chad Nuggetmen chewing loudly and a woman disrespecting their language.

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It's good. It's their punishment for abandoning Haruhi

Literally this, the heebs want us to forget. It'd be a dream come true for them.

sadly yes...

>esa, dist streams
>anison index stream
A fine Saturday afternoon.

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>anyone feel like going swimming today?
>no response
tough crowd

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I never like Banjo games, care to explain what makes them good in your opinion?

Time to watch some speed runs.

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I'm American and I love making fun of burgers and eurostanis

Americans who come in here just to post euro bait care enough.

Italy here, why is using amerimutt dollars

Cool worlds, cool characters with personality, great music, and good writing as well as nostalgia

Nostalgia, theyre literally childrens games.

fuck this, she carried this shit a few years ago

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>a bunch of shut ins who play videogames
>going swimming
who the fuck even goes swimming in current era?

Because the euro is a shitty currency.

>b-but the americans! they can't keep getting away with it!

OBSESSED

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it no dumb mutt
why is using amerimutt currency

Pet da doggo :^) -boop-
We did it redd!t -insert pun- (8

she's in my heart

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>no comfy couch behind the runner

Is this the beginning of the end?

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The movement felt clunky as shit even as a kid

The fuck is this bullshit

shes got my cummies in her tummy

>long time watcher, first time donating

NO AMERICANS ALLOWED ITT PLEASE LEAVE

Do GDQ and ESA runners have to pay for travel and accomodation etc. or does the event cover some of the costs for them?

>or does the event cover some of the costs for them?
This does not happen. Everyone pays out of pocket.

>posts dumb ass bait shit
>bro you are fucking annoying
>OBSESSED EURO COPE SEETHE

really makes me thunk

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No they gotta pay

They should've counted in Reichsmarks

This. Trannies are seething over an event not bending over backwards to accommodate them. Reminder that there was a whole shitstorm on twitter where GDQ trannies complained about ESA not filtering out "bad" donation messages.

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that's because its on the fucking n64, the controller is shit
also you're just bad

They have to pay themselves. Some will do donation drives on their Twitch to raise dosh to get over and might donate the extra to the Event.

I think they get accommodation from the host and a lunch ticket. They need to pay for their trips though.

feel like pure shit just want her back x

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i wish that were me

seethe, i need more angry yuro screenshots for my folder

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>ESA threads are go-

>Running a ancient game for mentally impaired children
that's what he gets

travel and hotel is on their own, though i think people usually just beg for donos on twitch to help them. the absolute nobodies are on their own i guess

>also you're just bad

Nice logic

>Stream 2 doesn't start until tomorrow

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>yuro replies to himself to get more of his own posts
dilute

they'll get better when the twitch hounds get bored and fuck off, i promise!

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They were great when ESA was still in that Stadium/Gymnasium thing. Once they went to Hotels the threads became /int/ on steroids and it all went downhill.

>Alzheimer's Research
>1k fund

>Making pamphlets and billboards about cancer
>Paying boats to import thousands of immigrants illegally and secretly
>3 million

What's the point in fighting anymore. Society is fucked.

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i just remembered maral is that monster who puts banana, peanuts and curry on her pizza

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C'mon now the ESA is basically trying hard to be GDQ lite as this point. The format is exactly the same.

>Grunty is /o/ as fuck
nice

I just want her to crush my cranium in between her tits, guys.

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>SGDQ threads
>actually kind of comfy since there were barely any trannies so the /pol/ posters fucked off
>ESA threads
>just constant USA v Yuro shit posting

it'll get better in like 10 hours when they're all in bed

wait for the Americans to go to sleep

stream 2 is where the memes are at

And i got dead Americans folder.

>banana, peanuts and curry on her pizza
banana unironically can be good on pizza. Peanuts sounds horrible though.

>Paying boats to import thousands of immigrants illegally and secretly
Wait I thought that was this marathon.

>what is a money laundering front?
Now you get to see how people actually donate.

>kind of comfy since there were barely any trannies so the /pol/ posters fucked off
WHat fucking sgdq thread were you in?

no this is Alzheimers

it's like 10 AM in america you moron

>SGDQ threads
>actually kind of comfy since there were barely any trannies so the /pol/ posters fucked off

Now that's some revisionist history.

They're dead when that happens. Euros can't even support their own event.

This one is for alzheimers research

day one was terrible, sure, but by monday night it died down

this, it was 90% trannies and anime girls (male)

>WHat fucking sgdq thread were you in?
>He didn't know about the secret SGDQ threads
the main ones were bait from the /pol/ posters while we had a seperate comfy one

>mfw that day one games list

>the /pol/ posters fucked off

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>just constant USA v Yuro shit posting

Yeah its just sad. Im just happy i have live entertainment and i can just watch this or gdq and be comfy. Its not a race who gets more donations

No you didnt.

RATE
>RATE
RATE

I got banned like 10 times for posting traps lol

Yeah, there's clearly no difference in attitude or atmosphere here.
files.catbox.moe/t752ni.webm

Its ok to kill Americans even in morning :)

there were like three trannies the whole marathon, that's WAY down from years past

Ratings are retarded/10.

>better runners
>better games
>week long event
>no sub mode chat
>no trannies
>7.5k viewers
can somebody explain to me why ESA isnt as popular if not more popular? we have less viewers than the typical twitch hot

Snorefest/10

>>RATE

any % that can't be done on a fresh cartridge
0/10

fuck off we don't need another attention whore avatar fag like the SGDQ threads

redpill me on Europe /polv/

F uck British Bing Bing Wahoo

Guacamelee 2 is a great game. Hope the run is good too.

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its like America but with more white people and less guns

Now I like ESA even more. Alzheimers is fucked, specially when I had to see my grandma in that fucked up state of forgetting who I was, she only could recognize my dad.

maybe don't be gay lol

>third run of the marathon
>audience has now completely cleared out

kek this is just sad

>traps
>gay

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Speedrunning has actually become a mafia at this point, and SGDQ is doing everything in it's power to shut down these sort of events to funnel more attention and money towards themselves.

>wonder how Steve hasn't died yet
>has actually poisoned himself severely on multiple occasions but has survived, sometimes due to activate charcoal

Yeah man, fuck Alzheimers.

who is the waifu on the left?

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Tragic. The death of the Lucky Star director is a huge loss.

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>Belgium
>Real country

Less donations so they need to read almost every one of them out loud.

why did Belgium rip off the German flag?

>Uncomfy Banjo run
Hopefully it gets better, that run was pretty boring, and I am pretty biased towards Banjo games.

her name is literally in your screen shot you retard

Redpill me on Belgium. Literally what happens there?

>Racist shirt
Wow, how is she allowed on camera?

IS THAT A REAL GIRL????? PogChamp

WHERE ARE THE FACIAL ABUSE VIDEOS OF THAT HAPA

her accent is making me the big peepee

Runner wise it was about the same as the year before, it just seems less because Proto wasn't constantly attention whoring. There were many more on the couch and every time there wasn't one on screen you had posts asking where they were.

are you blind?

It's time for dinner bros

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>this chemistry

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If you speak twitch emotes you should stop that. Knock that off.

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>real girl

DISGUSTING

could i get laid if i went to esa?

>no hiss
>nice

>top 10 most fuckable faces at esa summer 2019

her nose is huge

pol poster/burger here.
Can't we all just get along and enjoy watching cringefest while shitposting.
I'm comfy af and I don't give a fuck.
Don't know why you hate me cause I'm American.
I don't hate you guys for being Muslim.

Absolutely. There's plenty of men who will fuck you there.

How attractive are you?

The same whats happening in this thread but between French and Dutch.

they had their last chance at relevancy in world war 1 and blew it

>better runners
hmm nah

Maybe?

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IT'S SO AWKWARD ARE THESE REALLY THE BEST PRESENTERS EUROPE COULD PROVIDE

Eidgod?

>can hisses out foul smelling fish precum into your eyes
>nice

is she jewish?

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OY VEY

These 2 don't have a lot of Chemistry lol. It's Nintendo Minute all over again.

Who is ready for 3 hours of Susan on tuesday?

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No, but she was clearly dropped on her face as a baby.

with a beak like that she must be

>let's open it up
>there's some hissing going on there
>oough it smells awful
>let's have a little taste
>nice

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>A FUCKING FROG

Is Larxa /ourgirl/?

No shes mine :)

Just fapped to him, veronica avluv and some dude having 3 some. Shit was cash

They spend all day seething at the french.

No that's not a kike nose wtf man.
She's just a petite mutt with big perky breasts.

>ESA now lists commentator names too
Good. This shit should be done at all speedrun marathons.

>one hour run of some mexican indie shit
>runner can barely speak english

i'm suddenly remembering why ESA is shit

Welp, fuck this run.

Say what you want but he's not afraid to go big.

I think I fapped to the same video recently

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Is this game completely in Taco speak?

is Guacamelee any good? looks too mexican for me

lmao americans

I'm already scouting out locations to buy stacks of nuggets from.

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i hate this

*ahem*
FUCK THE FRENCH

Just took a look at the schedule. Is Resident Evil Code Veronica good?

seething

I just love Veronica, thought by the name that Natalie Mars is a chick so i was like yea, 3some cool. Torrented it and it was tranny, didnt care at that point

ESA would have been better if everyone there was drunk. They are so stiff.

>Frenchfag and Dutchfag

That's a yikes from me

sounds like cringekino, redpill me on this.

Reminder that this is a bully free zone, be nice and kind to each other here.

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dilate

Its way too easy but also fun.

Do you have the screencaps of him sperging ov Yea Forums?

on my death bed i will smile knowing i got to experience this live. the run was cringe kino and the cherry on top was him coming into the Yea Forums thread afterwards to seethe more

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>every esl can understand brits/americans and other esls
>Americans can barely brits, don't understand literally everything else

I swear you anglos are low IQ retards.

Yeah, trannies awkwardly mumbling and people speaking like they're still going through puberty in between the audience shrieking out normalfag memes whilst the 20th Celeste run is happening is clearly superior. Dial 8.

files.catbox.moe/pzhva6.mp4

>imagine being an anglo
loooool

...

>coming into the Yea Forums thread afterwards to seethe more
anyone got a link? or screencaps?

And GDQ is lively? Have you even watched speed run events?

Only played the first game and thought it was fine but the humor was bad.

pic emote banned i guess?

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Damn the back room stuff is looking really great.

>BUT WHAT ABOUT GDQ
Calm down with the obsession.

Why do you bring up GDQ constantly? I know they are shit. Early ESA were chill and funny. Today it's awkward af.

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
god I never wished more for a typical american shooter showing up there than at that point in time

horrific, heartbreaking
it feels like the end of anime for me

he didn't really say anything that interesting, just general bitching about how he was mad he wasted time and money on a plane ticket to have his run "ruined". i don't even think he used a trip but he confirmed on twitter that it was him in the thread.

it was just amazing that the guy we had been laughing at for the past hour in the thread actually showed up himself, pure magic

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be my boyfriend

No. Even forsen not banned.

The one thing that gives me solace is knowing that Waluigifags will never get their precious meme into Smash.

>just made passive aggressive quips about it, making it all seem like a joke

Faggot should have just flat out told them it really bothered him.

It wasn't my idea I swear

>And GDQ is lively?
HOYYYYYYPEEEEEEEEE

theres a girl wearing a PepeHands shirt so its clearly fun allowed

No, but I have this.

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>they're a little bit worried that you can't eat more nuggets
>challenge accepted i guess

makes me kek every time

Shoutouts to cancer, kick my grandpas animal butt! First time watcher long time donator.

Not to mention he bitched that his obscure indie game run on stream 2 in the early morning didn't get enough people in the crowd watching him.

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>lets save old people who are about to die
>who cares about the starving children with no medical attention or food

I'm going to drop a subtle but epic nugget donation during suctions run.

>nugget%

speedrunners are beyond retarded

this game's aesthetic sucks

2bh if i ever get diagnosed with Alzheimer's i'll just tell my family to euthanize me.

>subtle
We'll be sure to listen for Nugget Mc Nuggetson to donate

holy kek. I want to go to a ESA too bad i'm a NEET

you better record it

do people do the greetings from germany thing at ESA?

Mexico seems like such a shit hole but I do dig the way the day of the dead shit looks.

you don't even need to be subtle, they've gladly read "my wife's son" donations in the past while laughing, unless shit has changed they literally don't give a fuck

is there a webm of the nuggies incident?

There was one during the marbles thing

Also Punchis run is at 4 in the morning FUCK.

I used a ton of their anime to practice Japanese. It's very sad.

i think the backgrounds look ok, i don't mind the vibrant colors, but i don't really like the comic book look of the characters

>Get Alzheimer
>Forget you even wanted to be euthanized because Alzheimer

...

>lost the game
wtf is it 2009

>Yea Forums the doctor today told me i have progressive alzheimers.

>what should i do?

>Subtle donation
>ESA
No one gives enough of a fuck to censor at ESA.

files.catbox.moe/axluho.mp4

>s banned after Brexit?
Brexit never happened though

>Yea Forums the doctor today told me i have progressive alzheimers.

>what should i do?

wtf lads .. took 4mg xanax yesterday and forgot literally everything that happened

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Who are you quoting faggot?

that's cool

Legit laughed.

You probably got raped, dude. Check your ass for bleeding.

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nice dude
im smoking indica

Joke's on you. My ass is always bleeding.

STOP CLAPPING

do Europeans not clap or something?

yes, not sure if it's a good speedgame though but the other RE games are so I'm sure it will be as well

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He's been telling you that everyday for 5 years now user, don't tell me you forgot again.

>third run
>middle of the day on a summer weekend in burgerland, primetime in yurope
>thread already dead, what little posting that is going on has nothing to do with the run

wtf i thought ESA was based??

stop appropriating American culture

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i can't understand 50% of what he's saying

Board roll call
/vp/ here

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are there any qt Euro girl runners?

After this experience I can finally understand women who accuse men of rape after they had sex drunk .Amnesia is really scary.

>Middle of the day on summer weekend
>Not actually being a real human being instead of a shutin NEET like me
I guess euros actually have shit to do.

why can every race in europe speak proper english but only the french fail horribly at it? I want legit reasons, like from some language researcher or something, because this shit is eerie as fuck

/an/

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>with the run
no good games today

Just be sure to mention Susan to drive it home.

are you doin ok dude
do you need to chill
need some of this weed?

That girl that runs dark souls all the time.

zankyu

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Yea Forums

Oh wait.

/int/ here

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Do you really want these threads to move at lightning speed like the GDQ ones? I can actually watch the stream and come back and not see 100 new posts in one minute.

Theres some american girl from a military base in germany with blue hair who runs souls games and shes at esa

>why can every race in europe speak proper english but only the french fail horribly at it?
French have a legit hatred of the English language

Objectively wrong as Big Jon is running today.

Don't know the real reason but the whole English/French history and frogs not wanting to speak it because of said history, something along those lines probably

Yea Forums here.

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/aco/

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Just get a 2nd monitor. One monitor for the stream, 2nd for the threads.

>you will never live in a comfy Alzhiemer's village reliving each day and experience as if it was brand new

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this runner has the personality of a wet towel
>30 more minutes of this
wew

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Binding of isaac qt

/pol/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /r9k/ here

there's no game called BigJon in the schedule

fa/tg/uy here

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/xeno/

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anything he runs is gold you pedantic pleb

I'm from the best board.

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>1700 dollarinos
>5 hours in
>2000 viewers
>weekend, primetime europe

oof, looking tough this year for European Speedrunner Association

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teve

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/g/entooman reporting in

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Dilate

Guys why isn't Notch matching donations anymore??

i feel like this is on par with how they usually do

migrate

Everyone started complaining about him making donations so he stopped.

>Over half of the runs are PC games

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French was the world language for a short time and they still want it to be.

deal with it, slut

the frenchie is also playing the game in spanish for no reason

/pol/ here

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Its a shit run, nothing to talk about.

Frog fuckers actively avoid learning English.

This music is amazing

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What is going on? Is he ok?

I wish there was a video where he came, it's annoying when they don't.

cheap headphones poor sound quality