Have you ever cheated in a multiplayer videogame?

that is a god damn horrible analogy

>go to theme park
>all the single riders cheat to the front of the line

WHY DONT THEY JUST HAVE SEX?

it's a fucking joke retards

For a second I thought his username said “behead bernie”

Only once. I think the game was Halo 2, and you could unplug your Ethernet cable and plug it back in quickly, the game would lag everyone else but you could still move around and fuck people up. I did it one match with some friends, we laughed a bit and won the match, and then I felt bad and never did anything like that again. Cheating in games is the most retarded nigger shit possible. It’s absolutely pointless and you prove nothing to yourself or anyone else. It’s the premier achievement of what an actual loser does because they’re so pathetic in video games and in real life. There’s nothing to gain from it except proving to yourself that you’re a fucking failure.

it isn't but we should, he's a spineless coward and lacks revolutionary spirit

well its a really bad one then

>playing solo is cheating

who is

What's the joke?

Multiplayer? Well, I used to bot in runescape because it was an exercise in futility to spend hours doing wc or mining. I never like, used wallhacks in an fps or something though, that's just silly.

bernie

Isn't this the entire philosophy of nofappers?

I miss Carlton

hey mumkey

So he's saying we should be raping instead?

Habbo Hotel, in multiple ways.
One instance for example, there was this contest where two people would sit and take turns in picking something out of a refrigerator at random, each item had a value (the rarer the better) and only the person with the higher value would go on to the next round.
You could place an ice cream dispenser in your client (client-side) and click that and it would give you an ice cream (server side) which was also the rarest item in the refrigerator and always win.
Habbo had incountable ways to turn client stuff into server stuff.

does clever use of video settings count?
in Ark, at low settings, structures would pop in after you've seen the interior of their base and the people inside. the same with grass/trees/rocks. i could see through all of that in pvp.

how? The sentence doesn't make any sort of sense.

You cheat the need to have another person to have sex by doing it by yourself

It's not cheat as in betray someone, it's cheat as in cheat the game

Single player cheating

>options are cheating

What are you, Nasomi?
Eat shit and die. Theres nothing wrong with Solo or Singleplayer.

It's not cheating, the ability to do it is provided by nature. You could call it exploiting at best.

Nigga should worry about mumkey being on suicide watch

Holy shit are you actually so much of a brainlet that you think ANYONE was interpreting it as cheating in a relationship?
Ban all phone posters.

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how does that make sense

t. sexless female

>women should be in control of men's ability to orgasm
Nice try emcel. Find love.

relationships arent based on sex you fucking degenerate

People obviously were since they didn't fucking get the joke. You can think it's unfunny which is fair, but not understanding it and being proud is lmao just lmao.

How can you have a comprehension this low while having enough brain power to breathe?

Fuck I wish I could stop fapping but it feels so damn good bros.

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Procreate. Stop using sex as a recreational activity. It's a homosexual act to have sex for any other purpose than to have a kid. Restore Logos.

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The more accurate analogy is showing up to work, not doing your job, but still collecting a paycheck.

Can guarantee you far more people slack off on the job than masturbate.

just cut back to a healthy limit and really treat yourself when you do so that you're satisfied for the day.

No, I'm not THAT bad at video games.

Humanity has been banished from Heaven. Stop hiding behind your books.

Yes, but it was stick arena and I did it once because the novelty wore off fast. Wall Hacks.

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I'm not chinese

The reason the whore typed this out is because she wants the dick but Chad is ignoring her and she believes that he's jacking it instead of going after her when he's probably fucking 3 different Stacy's and doesn't have time for an average thot.

Stop cheating.

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Firstly it's a shit joke and in fact barely even qualifies as one since this is just another twittertard disparaging gamers because it's the cool thing to do.
Secondly
>lmao just lmao.
Fuck off back where you came from.

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Nonsense. Jesus loves everyone and would never do that

I do it once a day.

Once but so did everyone. Game shut down shortly after.

Its not up to Jesus.

People didn't understand because of how unfunny it is user

Agreed

Isn't masturbation more like training grounds would be in a game?

i dont get this webm?

Masturbation is not analagous to sex.
"Stop masturbating" is more powerful than "have sex".

I've been with my fiancée for years. Just because you can have sex doesn't mean you're always feeling up to it. Sometimes we'll just cuddle and rub on out to anime titties together.

Have masturbating

Tried some hacks for CS1.6 in high-school.
It was hilarious.

Its just a joke

DON'T FUCK WITH US GAMERS BRO

It's called single player EA.

did you even read who you were replying to or

Dilate and masturbate, incel

This makes masturbating sound like speedrunning, which is even more of a hardcore gamer thing to do.

Dab on roasties
YUH
*masturbates*

I dont get it.

I mean post more webms like it?

Playing with bots isn't considered cheating, though. Cheating involves breaking the rules.

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are you asking us if we've ever had a circlejerk?

I just dont get the idea behind cheating mp games. Cheating in sp games, yeah who gives a shit do whatever you want with the game. But MP, just why? Whats the point?

The entire point of the game of mp is to verse other players and see who is better. If you use aimbot and wallhack you are just admitting to being bad and a loser. If you use infinite health cheats or speed hack or something, youre just admitting to not being good. And so on.

And anyone that doesnt to make others mad or rage or whatever, it never happens. The most I ever think of cheaters is "wow what a faggot" and then i report them or leave the game and move on. It just seems so pointless to me to cheat.

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it's just a nofapper incel twitterposting. there's nothing to "get"

>WoW tbc good times
>have fun walljumping and explore "out-of-bounds" places
>do an AV, jump up somewhere, run around, not even exploiting for advantages
>some fag reports me for "not helping with the objective"
>get banned for 24h
after that I botted a few times, mainly leveling lvl20 PvP twinks

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It's only cheating when you get caught

How do I stop being a cumbrain?
How often do you masturbate?
For me its at least once a day.

How do I stop liking SPH, femdom, NTR, feet, high heels, beta humiliation and denial?

I masturbate to pictures of instagram "model" while imagining them teasing me and saying stuff like "beta boys stroke to pictures while alpha males get what they want" or "betas only get feet"

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>How do I stop being a cumbrain?
Just get off this site and do something productive.
>How often do you masturbate?
Once a week.

Honestly my fetishes are even more disgusting and degrading, you can't just get rid of them.

Are you a woman? This is so fucking retarded it makes me into a misogynist

dilabate?

masturbation is healthy, keep doing it

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>High prolactin killed his motivation
what?

healthier than sex

I know this is bait, but there are other animals that masturbate too, every animal that feels pleasure from sex does actually.

that's like saying you cheated the game because you beat it by using your own skill instead of buying microtransactions

stop jacking off or looking at porn for about 8 months and your tastes will reset

well you could stop watching porn
i masturbate a few times a week, and i don't watch porn.
honestly stopping porn was easier than i thought when i realized how fucked up it was.
also you need to find a way to respect and love yourself if you want to stop being self-destructive.

I used to have the same frequency you did until one summer I started waking up 100% dead tired like I hadn't slept in days but unable to fall back asleep. It happened for weeks. I cut things out of my life trying to figure it out until I eventually reached fapping, stopped cold turkey and got better. Ended up feeling better than I can ever remember feeling. but then married warrior emma got translated and ever since then 2 is my minimum, i'll go maybe 1-3 days out of each month where that number goes down to 1 or 0

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No and I think you already are, you are just looking for confirmation enough that you want to believe anyone who says something you don't like is a woman so you feel justified in hating them.

Just because they're not laughing doesn't mean they don't get the joke, retard.

exactly

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I don't watch porn
>I masturbate to pictures of instagram "model" while imagining them teasing me and saying stuff like "beta boys stroke to pictures while alpha males get what they want" or "betas only get feet"

and masturbating is more fun that video games

I'm assuming it's what's commonly referred to as a "joke"

cheaper than sex too.

>it's a fucking joke retards

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>Play Co-Op game by yourself

God is the disembodied ghost of a quantum supercomputer that we haven't invented yet. Human beings are the sex organs of a robotic vishnu. We're already deeply embedded on an accelerationist fast track to the technological singularity that will destroy this world and immediately recreate it, and all other worlds, in a more perfect form. Have kids, don't have kids, it doesn't matter. The final destiny of humanity is already become manifest.

My reply was literally to a guy asking what the joke was you retarded autist. Stop thinking everything is about you.

>women

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so stop jacking it to instagram models then
honestly it seems you're a lost cause

Alright? Stop doing that then.

dont, be a good boy and submit to it

I don't get it, who is being cheated ?

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>there's people here right now that didn't cheat and create fun for the entire lobby just giving them godlike weapons or ultra speed / high jump
what a shame

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you are, by making it easier by cheating. more importantly, it's a joke. i knew Yea Forums would get triggered though.

wom*n

How old are you? Once you hit 30 you wont feel like masturbating all the time

That is not how cheating works, you are not breaking the rules if you jerk off.

Why ?

34 year old virgin

Never post your twitter on my site again faglord

have sex and wash your penis

Intended gameplay: user's desire to fuck leads him to breed. masturbation bypasses it. There you go. You cheating the game.

I've botted every mmo i played. Fuck grinding. Peasants can plow the fields if they wish so.

cheating is not just breaking the rules my man
but again, it's not about the logic, it's about getting Yea Forums mad

>muh attention
>muh free meal
>who will raise Tyrones kid?

Then I dont know, try running or working out so you are too tired to fap

I cheated on ace of spades (build and shoot now) once and it was kinda fun.

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Not personally, but I did make quite a bit of money selling bots I made in WoW over the years.

hey bub, just cause you have to be carried by someone else in your game doesn't mean that someone who can beat the game solo is cheating
fucking casuals, cant even jerk off properly get off my board

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>cheating is not just breaking the rules
yes it is
you are dumb and you got called out, now you're upset

Sorry roasties I only play hcssf.

>Gets triggered this easily
Yeah you're a woman

>doesn't get the antijoke about not getting the joke

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no but i glitched a bunch in runescape, only really once for my benefit though (was a glitch in dungeoneering that let you go to floor 0 and get extra EXP because the game thought you completed 1 more floor than you could)

jerk off no more that 1 time a week without any artificial stimuli like porn or lewds

Yes, it was so easy to hack in pic related back in the day

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you can cheat yourself out of something without breaking any "rules"

and i'm positively furious!

Singleplayer games aren't cheating

You can only cheat if you played the game.

>it's not about the logic
Are you a fucking retard ?

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by definition cheating is breaking rules
if it doesn't break rules its not cheating

you don't need logic to piss off Yea Forums with a joke that triggers them

I hate incels so fucking much, they all need to hang.

whatever you say dude

But that's not cheating, that's grinding. Gotta make sure you're a high enough level for the boss fight.

it's not a joke
you said something stupid and people pointed out it was stupid
you realized how stupid it was, now you're pretending you were joking and triggering people

if we werent meant to wank, we would have spiky barbed cocks instead

stay mad :^)

cool beans my guy

yeah masturbation cheats reality

it is better than sex

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Dev vision of intended use vs player use. Exploiting is defined as doing something the devs don't want you to do. It's entirely subjective.
If you go with this to RL then biologists would say you are meant to focus on survival and breeding. Anything else is cheating your reward system.

you should ejaculate at least 3-4 times a week

you should ejaculate at least 3-4 times a day

you should be constantly ejaculating 24/7

What's the joke?

Unfortunately we do not understand how the game works, each individual defines his own set rules, and masturbation may also be considered part of the game, otherwise, we would not be able to do it naturally.

>Using your own skill to fix yourself
Vs
>Exploring a physics glich in multiplayer to bug out a need metter

yes but it got boring really quickly

Already have and no that's our fetish

based

It's a shit joke user, I didn't even realize it was trying to be funny I thought it was just a other shitty political hot take.

neckbeard gamers cheat themselves out of the true experience of sex by fapping just like normies cheat themselves out of the true experiencing of the game by using cheat codes

At most used a few exploits then and now just to dick around but never used external methods of cheating

Joke is on you I use cheat engine regularly to skip any grind and laugh both at tryhards and single 40 yo roastie journos.

It's a pretty shitty joke user. Why did a thread need to die for this?

what was evolution thinking?

Survival&Breeding is objectively core gameplay as without the game stops.

Every time I had a girlfriend and fucked at least once a day I would still fap from time to time. If you weren't a virgin you would know

Why do Marxists keep pushing their nofap garbage?

because there were enough triggered Yea Forumsirgins to bump it
it's just a joke

Seems less marxist and more like a religious fundamentalist thing as masturbation is a grave sin after all

on the ps3 COD and I think I tried to on xbox as well

Did we just get burned ?

If you're weren't such an autist you'd understand that it was just a joke that you shouldn't take seriously or try to argue against. It's just poking fun of nerds that got mad at normies for cheating in Sekiro.

men masturbate more = bend over less to the pussy = feminists lose power

no, a joke is the emphasis on an absurd trait about reality, so unless the joke is about how retarded you are through parody, then your post is just retarded and you're trying to fix it by failing at making others look like the retarded ones
on top of that, if it was supposed to beparody, it's garbage, as acting retarded doesn't make you less retarded

Every time I play GTA V

this is a board, made to argue about stuff. If you're against arguing about the most obvious part of your first post, then you are objectively retarded

wall hack and aimbots in wolfenstein ET, it was just for one or two matches.

>TFW my girlfriend cheats on me during sex by rubbing her clitoris while I pound her ass
wtf bros!

you're retarded for taking it so seriously
you're retarded for trying to argue against a simple joke

>tfw 32 and still masturbate maybe twice a day
>just before I go to sleep
>just after waking up
>might skip the morning one if I need to piss really bad

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>I was merely pretending to be retarded
The absolute state of OP

Why do people ITT pretend to not understand the tweet ? Officially the satisfaction you get from an orgasm should be obtained via intercourse. Reminds of someone who ate lots of tendies and masturbated a lot and said "my body must think I'm super alpha".

Having Marxists tell you not to wank increasing frustration and prostate cancer risks sound more like feminists gaining power

pretty much everyone here claims the retard is you

>officially
>life
Uh huh

Yea Forums is packed full of autists that literally don't understand jokes.

>Officially the satisfaction you get from an orgasm should be obtained via intercourse
what, have you ever had sex? it's just not the same, physically nor psychologically

one of the guys here said i was the retard for not being retarded on Yea Forums because Yea Forums is for retards, so i'm not sure what i'm supposed to feel now.

I know it's hard to understand for someone with your disability, but to make things simple, you're retarded

>roasties still seething that 2d replaced them
wew

Triggered incels isn't a beautiful sight, who would have thought ?

You have a keeper don't forget that

i dont want a girlfriend unless she'll lick the smegma from my cock

Do you need to consume a minimum amount of söy to understand what the fuck that nu-male is even talking about?

roomies btfo

more like the joke is hard to understand unless you have a disability called autism.

>bedhead bernie
Everytime I see one of Mumkey Jones' friends I can't help but feel really sad about how batshit insand the man has become.

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So he's basically saying "have sex"

I have no interest in sex and I only fap once every other week more to relieve myself of built of sperm and keep biological urges at bay. It feels good in the moment but it's ultimately a chore.

I guess that's what the average Yea Forums user cannot fathom.

Last time, we all understood the "joke", it's not funny, it doesn't make sense, and your thread is badly illustrated and you made numerous posts showing that you are the one that's not getting jokes, you are the one misinterpreting stuff, and you are the one who is retarded
and autism isn't a disability, you mongus

Cheated in GTA5 online after clearing all the content back near release. Had a LOT more fun fucking around with all the shit hackers could do than the actual gameplay honestly. The amount of pure trolly shit you could do to people, even when they went into passive mode.
Hacked on some Silver 1 CS:GO smurf accounts I'd de-ranked with a friend for a laugh.

Yes. Viral mods in MW2 were the shit. Rapid fire AC130 shells was hilarious and so was knifing people from across the map

Only once and technically it really wasn't multiplayer it was in a roblox tycoon to get money

alright bro stay mad

A real gamer would have wiped the floor with those roomies without hax and said "this is a children's game".

The real cheating is choosing a fictional character over a real person.

damn that other guy is mad dude wanna go play some halo 2 on the ps2?

it's not even a cheat because masturbation by no meaning substitutes or even comes remotely close to having sex.

this is real autism right there

years ago in the halo demo I was in a sniping clan and after like 2 days I started botting and not a single person ever accused me. It was fun

damn

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i was just asking him if he wanted to play some halo 2 on the ps2, what the fuck is your problem bitch boy? wanna take this outside?

Bedhead Bernie mad his hands won't fuck his ugly ass.

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My favorite thing is when idiots collectively betray themselves by mass responding to a truth post, exposing their weakness and angery wide open. Have sex.

>nerds that got mad at normies for cheating in Sekiro
You say that like that is a real thing and not something you made up in your mind to have some imaginary enemy to rant against. I can tell because only retarded normalfags care about what other people do in single player games.

I made a new account to go to low level servers. I ended up with KD of 96/2 but I immediately leveled up above the max on that server and couldn't rejoin.

i'm not the one ranting

Lmao take a load of this impotent cuck.

God gave us hands for a reason, faggot. If monkeys can do it, then so can I

After I got a gf I stopped masturbating, it was just not that fun anymore

Yeah I did it a lot back in Saints Row 1 multiplayer. If you killed yourself with a pipe bomb but pulled out your network adaptor as you did it, the game would registered you as dead but you could still go around and punch people (since you drop your weapon when you die) and no one could stop you.

looks like ya sainted the row if ya know what im sayin hehehehehehe

>prefer to edge over quick gratification
I guess I'm bad at masturbating now.

Nice try roastie

But not everyone plays to show everyone else they are better, they either want a reaction or they genuinely enjoy cheating, I found cheating fun but not as fun as playing the game normally.

im circumcised so i dont need to clean it

literally just stop using the internet

Seek noose

Oh and raping is cheating too so...have consensual sex you losers.

Hardcore Difficulty: Serial Rapist.

so does this mean journalist that cheat are rapist?

>He doesn't wash his penis with soap after taking a piss every time on the sink
Gamers are some disgusting sons of bitches

He's not wrong.

The feeling of an orgasm SHOULD be something you have to work for. You have to at least talk to a woman, and maybe she'll let you fuck her. It's high risk, high reward.

Masturbation however gives your body the dopamine hit without you having to work for it at all, which fucks up your brain

Haven't you heard citizen, everything is rape.

I only played Fortnite during the time aimbots were public. It was really fun like that.

How do I get my girlfriend into anal, bros? Tell me your secrets.

Just jam it in

PING CRIMSON NO NOURYOKU

but i'm already doing that, that's why i masturbate daily

Bring it up on a night that you're both drunk

Let her peg you first, it's hot as fuck. Your violent orgasms will convince her to try it herself.

t. fag

i've wanted to but no
unless you count GTA online money spawning as cheating then yes, fuck those kikes at rockstar making everything a grindy piece of shit

I'm 24 years old and have never masturbated. I still think Dark Souls doesn't need an easy mode.

Do I win a prize?

proof girlfriends are for fags