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Sebastian Foster
>All times rendered in your local timezone
Yeesss why is this shit so hard to so many web designers.
Nicholas Davis
I fucking hate time zones
Charles Bell
Cringe europoor
Jaxson Clark
Thanks for reminding me, I completely forgot this.
Oliver Lee
time to be a useless piece of shit all week
Christopher Ward
I really hate how even the "euro" marathon still has to have all of its good runs in the middle of the fucking night to appeal to American faggots.
Aiden Torres
>Time zones only exist in Europe
Robert Edwards
I understand that doing some basic math every now and then makes you feel empowered, friend, I hold no grudge.
Elijah Wilson
My body is ready.
Cooper Foster
That's not true, the only good run that's during the night is the Mario maker blind race, starts at 1 am which ain't too bad. Overall I'm very happy with the schedule and choice of games. I'll watch way more than GDQ that's for sure
James Peterson
It's too early for my burger ass.
Nathaniel Reyes
Looking forward to some hot marble racing Yea Forums?
Jonathan Fisher
Bentley Gomez
Ah bummer I'm actually going to be gone on vacation the whole time. Oh well, hope the threads are fun and the runs are good, I'll check the vods out later.
Brandon Davis
What are your hopes and expectations? Any must see runs?
Christian Phillips
ESA and I'm not home until tomorrow..
Have fun for me too.
Parker Smith
ff x-2 race
kh 3 race
wc3 ud campaing
Mega Man 2 Atari Demake sounds interesting
Sekiro race might be good too
doom and quake races with quake being randomized
dark souls 100%
VVVVV races are always great
Dunno if any or all of them are must see but im going to enjoy those
Elijah Parker
Elijah Davis
Sekiro and cuphead races look amazing, I'll definately watch those.
Easton Morgan
The awful games block is always fun, especially if /ourboy/ is in.
Adam Adams
cant wait desu
Aiden Sullivan
Never watched an ESA, is it better then GDQ?
Juan Hall
>Mamono Hunter Yohko
schedule overall is looking pretty good for both streams. Should be a fun week.
yes
Josiah Foster
More comfy atleast
Jaxon Cruz
In every way except for the average speed of the runs themselves because of the smaller population of speedrunners that submit runs. Some runs still have world record holders and contenders though.
Joseph Reed
A bit better, it's more focused on being an actual speedrunning event than a corporate fundraiser with massive levels of autism. If you want to shitpost about PMG wait until the next GDQ.
Zachary Bennett
Personally I like it more. I feel in the past it was hit and miss but since like 2017 I've really enjoyed them.
Luis Long
Two streams means the pacing and schedule is much better, commonly stream #2 isn't taken as seriously so the runners are allowed to goof off during massive runs too.
also the threads arent as total shit
Eli James
The lineup looks kinda meh, but I suppose everything has been done already.
>dxtr playing SotN
yikes i'm pretty sure even my shitty PB is better than his...
Isaiah Baker
It's not the math but America's retarded time notation combined with math.
Juan Wood
Where is my persian princess?
Just a bunch of awkward euros being awkward.
Blake Bennett
Do they stream on YouTube as well? My TV doesn't work with twitch. Was going to watch while grinding runecrafting.
Landon Kelly
Maral isn't involved with ESA any more :(
Gabriel White
>tfw you don't feel like taking a long ass train ride just to watch it live
Eli Gray
She is in Africa
John Ramirez
Lineup looks fine, hopefully they'll have better audio this time
John Reed
Zachary Morales
if i was a europoor i would go if i was off work, would be even more comfy being there while drunk and weeded, noobest with that dank chronic
Isaac Butler
I'm on vacation and i'm still not gonna go for i am the fat average lazy swedish person
Alexander Parker
Nevermind the tubio app works.
Juan Sanders
GEOGUESSR
Ian King
Twitch is fucking terrible and I still don't understand why they haven't unfucked that shit site.
Adam Martin
enjoy it bro, drag that shit out as long as possible thats what i do
Juan Campbell
comfy tv's in the upper right
Ian Williams
SEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtube.com
Samuel Cook
Joshua Ramirez
I can see Josh standing in the fuggen doorway.
Thomas James
Feature creep. Better add more menu bars and community features rather than unfucking the site.
Dylan Long
it's started. we'll just use this thread and if nobody else does it i'll make a non-shit OP later.
Connor Ortiz
!play
Cooper Morales
The site gets bombarded with more and more useless shit by the day. I have sometimes difficulties streaming at even 480p when 1080p60fps works fine on Youtube for the stream.
Parker Ward
Marbles is fun
Jackson Wood
oooooyyyy veeeeeyyyyy
Ayden Miller
Adam Flores
I'm up next guys, wish me luck!
Isaiah Watson
>Can't even see my marble
Aiden Roberts
Sagume always says lies, but does she always write lies too?
Luke Perry
i.4cdn.org
Yeah I'm thinking we're back
Zachary Robinson
Best of luck, Umaru-chwan.
Adam White
Best luck!
Parker Moore
I just use streamlink with mpv set to be always on top for these speedrun marathons, much better than the app or website
Aiden Davis
tfw top10 for the race but got scammed on the last gauntlet
Landon Torres
post more funny donations, maybe mines there
Andrew Cook
Bump. We live.
Camden Richardson
>portal purjutory
Austin Rodriguez
Good luck on your Runescape run!
Hudson Green
Good Luck my fren
Jayden Long
schedule for stream 2 is better
Grayson Evans
Only one I have sorry
Jordan Flores
So no more sarah magcluahglchlin arms of an angel commercials for save the children, and now people are donating for Swedes that can't remember where they left their car keys?
Logan Evans
>they're running a game you like from your childhood
neat
>it's on easy
fuck
Jordan Harris
Been waiting for this, welcome back faggots.
Had a blast shitposting with you all on the gaysdonquick threads few weeks back.
I'm hoping for another split second run.
Wyatt Jenkins
>The state of Pr3piip
Landon Watson
i never understood why if you are a nobody with 3 viewers, you have no transcoding options
so basically you have hundreds of people streaming at insane bitrates and no one is even watching that waste of bandwidth
Andrew Myers
Isn't confirmed that Alzheimers is caused by some bacteria in your stomach or am I mixing that up?
Adam Martinez
He has a fear of speed bumps. But he's slowly getting over it.
Logan Hall
ratelist gonna be here:
pastebin.com
Adam Butler
Me too! I won't be able to watch as many runs this time around though since I have to wageslave this time around.
Evan Thomas
aint nobody clickin that shit
Cooper Perez
Rating lists were a mistake.
Christopher Sanders
I don't know what the direct cause is but I know that too much exposure to aluminum increases your likelihood of developing it. Which means antiperspirant. One application of antiperspirant results in your body absorbing more aluminum than it would if you were to eat with aluminum silverware for your entire life.
Elijah James
Stream issues already. Ruh Roh.
Gabriel Edwards
>ratelist
No point, it'll just be meaningless because people will keep adding tiers.
Josiah Morris
sad there wont be d&d on stream again
Dylan Sullivan
No. Alzheimers is caused by the accumulation of faulty proteins in the brain.
Charles Foster
>still 29 mins away
well then, i thought it had started... see yas later
Nathan Butler
zankyu
Gavin Campbell
NEED TO BREED
Ryder Sullivan
do you have the pic with just the guy on his right and FAG
Zachary Sanders
Maral panties
Zachary Russell
We're playing marbles dude. Get the fuck in here
Carson Lee
Can't see shit, captain.
Chase Rodriguez
>having a twitch account
im good thanks
Dylan Baker
Metako and Leo bromance and the return of $20%
Joseph Reyes
Easton Walker
>we
Matthew Reed
Is this the Takeshi's Castle of video games?
Jaxson Watson
Elijah Barnes
Yes. Me and you, user :)
Samuel Cooper
William Gomez
There's already a Takeshi's Castle game on Famicom
Blake Gomez
Damn I was in the top 10 for like 3 seconds.
Thomas Harris
>3DPD poster already shitting the thread up
Brody Perez
>he does it 4 free got 2nd
David Clark
>another fucking GDQ event
Where is the money going?
Aaron Morgan
> HE DOES IT 4 FREE
William Moore
I forget.
Bentley Ward
It was me :)
David Nelson
Do you guys think she's a virgin?
Blake Rodriguez
>was second
>just fly off the track suddenly
To fund shitposting in deprived communities.
Adrian Torres
>because people will keep adding tiers
what do you suggest then?
Isaac Russell
Fuck I'm going to miss Banjo-to--
>any%
I'll sleep like a baby and not give a shit then.
Freedom planet, perfect dark, silent hill 2, resident evil 4 (NG+ is dog shit), DK64, and the SM64 120 star race are the only things worth watching. 2 of which right before bed, euro trash schedules should be based around NA viewers who are the only ones that matter because euros are cheap as fuck and don't donate or tip anyway.
Anthony Rivera
BASED
Jaxson Harris
She literally said on stream how she loved some guy's cum so much that she would swallow it whenever they had sex. It was on her or psychobunny's stream, some anons have the webm with sound but I'm surprised that it barely gets posted here.
Jordan Collins
fuck, its any%
that "run" fucking sucks
Samuel Watson
>country flags
Why are Europeans so obsessed with identifying each other
Elijah Reyes
Not worth bringing up all the time. All women love the taste of cum.
Evan Taylor
>tfw 3rd
Brandon Lewis
>implies that everyone in NA have the same taste as him
grow up
Aiden Anderson
When's Runescape?
Austin Gomez
yes even the quiet girl at the back of your class
Jayden Flores
What kind of a run would that even be? Fastest Dragon Slayer?
Daniel Lewis
Feels good when streamer says your name
Gavin Wood
Colton Martin
Only when he does it 4 free though
Angel Reed
That's exactly it.
Michael Sanders
Damn
I can't stop imagining her having sex now
I think this is what they call love
Xavier Nelson
>Punchi running TWEWY
Oh boy
Tyler Gray
Ok this is epic.
Brayden Wright
That's pretty hot
John Russell
Not that user but we never had them in the past just fine when people rated it 1-10 and no list was made. As the marathon goes on we go from B runs going from B to S and then we have super shitty runs getting S+ because something super cringy happened a few minutes out of an hour.
Isaac Reed
uh, link?
Carson Clark
William Jones
whore
Julian Baker
why are Euros so much better looking than Americans bros
Kayden Murphy
Carson King
Only the most retarded Euros would leave Europe to settle on America.
Adrian Price
And this is why I can't enjoy the threads. Too many fucking retards who can't shut up about america.
Angel Green
>not Cute and funny
cringe
Samuel Ross
I want her to be mine.
Levi Moore
Is this the event held in Swedish no-go zone?
Nolan Ortiz
>blocks your path
>"monkas"
>"blessrng"
>"LUL"
>"F"
>"............yayy"
Easton Lewis
Cringe. Go back to 2016.
Ryder Johnson
ESA: Where the men are men, and the women surprisingly are usually women.
Jacob Brooks
>hooooyyyp
Fucking ruined already
Samuel Garcia
OMEGALUL
Xavier Rodriguez
>cringe
In current year? This is not twitch chat.
William James
where is the dancing autistic guy
Henry Evans
Ian Hernandez
Reminder
Thomas Mitchell
ESA doesnt have as many attention seeking autists in the crowd
Levi Hernandez
>PEPEGA
Gavin Brown
>thinking ((no go zones)) are real
Good job believing in government false flags
Mason Barnes
You mean Americans?
John Sullivan
How do you support your favorite streamers without a Twitch acc?
Dylan Diaz
It allows us to more easily pick a mate
Kevin Johnson
So far this literally just looks like GDQ euro edition
Jason Richardson
Please clap
Cooper Thompson
extra work, also anything related to dates and time like time zones are painful for a programmer
Jordan Parker
by stream sniping them.
Ryder Hill
what exactly were you expecting it to look like
Levi Collins
clap clap
Aaron Reed
wtf is this speech
Christian Miller
>Swedish gnomes
Nicholas Murphy
The arcade here this year is pretty fun
Wyatt Bennett
GNOMES IN THE CEILING
Liam Allen
>people
>chairs
>they even have a floor
Shit, you're right, it's exactly the same as GDQ.
Josiah Nelson
It seems the choking has already started.
Ryan Williams
Sob story to make your wallets bleed for these NGOs
Lincoln Richardson
Ben?
Colton Richardson
Why are EU women sexier than NA women?
Alexander Thompson
S o b
Isaac Anderson
they aren't doing save the children this event, its the alzheimers foundation
Jordan Sanders
Its the corn syrup in the American food
Juan Ross
Ben you better fugg Maral this year
Hudson Ross
Don't know who Ben is, sorry
Jack Ortiz
lighter skin
Nolan Reyes
>chat is full of gnome memes and probably emotes
This is what you get when it's not sub only. Happy now?
Jordan Kelly
>Balding fat greasy hair
>posts on Yea Forums
This checks out
Eli Morris
Show the cute girl next to you.
Elijah Cruz
fuck maral
hate that bitch
Joshua Campbell
Could be worse.
Imagen Sultr chasing after you
Gavin Carter
Americans eat absolutely shit food.
Jeremiah Jones
Yes
Aiden Perez
You are NOT allowed to post ITT if you are circumised
Parker Smith
Le 56% face
Ayden Cook
>pewdiepie's aunt
Lucas Ortiz
when he said gnome i was expecting chat to explode with "HOO" posts, kinda impressed it didnt
Logan Hernandez
>Pewdiepies aunt
Joseph Perry
>PewDiePie's aunt
Should be making him donate shit loads.
Ian Howard
Oh great, that autisic fuck whose been stalking her is gonna repost the same fucking 10 pics in every thread.
David Rogers
who's the girl with the yellow shirt?
Cameron Bennett
>pewdiepie's aunt
William White
>keemstar emotes in the chat
kek
Jordan Parker
they have vaginas
Easton Bell
>It's a really creepy disease
Charles Young
What's Keemstar to do with Alzheimers?
Kevin Richardson
Maral is not here this year guys DEPRESSING
Jose Perry
he's a gnome, possibly from the ceiling but it's hard to say
which arcade machine is this.
Nathaniel Stewart
>OVERESTIMATE
Levi Mitchell
>Exercise you brain daily
99% of Yea Forums is fucked.
Jaxson Lee
>playing video games is training your brain
Stop this shit
Anthony Morris
>speedrunning is a good way to exercise your brain
Mindlessly repeating the same actions over and over is not good exercise for your brain.
Hudson James
why are all these speeches clearly improvised lmao
Owen Scott
>eat healthy
>exercise your body
>exercise your brain
Seem like good things worth doing
Is the alzheimers foundation safe to donate to?
Tyler Hall
I used to know, but I forgot.
Robert Davis
>speedrunning is good for your brain
The speedrunning community is fucking mental, what the fuck is she saying.
Nicholas Lopez
Klipp håret hippie
Julian Russell
can't really see how they fund terrorists or illegal migrants
Brandon Clark
trying to figure out the dumb shit posted here is amazing exercise for my brain
Bentley Reed
>No trannies
Yea Forums won't give a fuck
Henry Gomez
Why don't speed runners organize events where the donation money goes to all the participants?
Zachary Cruz
>some of you are alright, don't go to ESA tomorrow
Jeremiah Moore
>that feel when no milf Pokemon Go friend
Josiah Russell
It's bullshit. If you want to delay Alzheimers, become an engineer or something.
Asher Hernandez
I'm always amazed at the sort of posture you see in these speedrunning events
Everyone sits so fucking awkwardly
Grayson Wood
Josiah Gonzalez
POOLS CLOSED
Sebastian Ross
bait
Caleb Garcia
what the fuck is this. just play some games
Charles Howard
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDSSSSSSSS
Luke Robinson
The great migration of German immigrants in the 18th century.
Matthew Myers
>speedrunners become trannies
>trannies kill themselves young
>they don't develop alzheimers
Nathaniel Watson
Reminder that Ronald Reagan literally tried to block research into AIDs, costing countless lives.
Republicans are shit.
Joshua Edwards
Webmguy are you here?
Nathan Powell
Jaxon Allen
Prevention is much more effective than treatment.
Joshua Wright
>aids
yeah, a million pills, and only on the early stages. alternatively, stop buttfucking and sharing needles
Wyatt Rodriguez
heheheheh
Jack Cruz
Jayden Torres
Yeah. What's up?
Lincoln James
based Reagan, killing blacks and homos
Ryan Howard
2017 was kino
Matthew Parker
TMR is basado as fuck.
Brody Baker
based fucking ESA, here we goooooooo
Ryder Perry
I thought ESA threads didn't have trannies in them?
Elijah Nguyen
RATE
>RATE
RATE
Brayden Williams
I find it sad that cancer pamphlets gets multiple millions of dollars, while an actual important charity like this one only gets a fraction. :(
Jaxson Cooper
Game time
Kevin Wood
>15 minute speech
>it's not set up yet, lmao
at least they haven't matched the lows of gdq staff
Blake Thomas
she is a certified WHORE
W
H
O
R
E
!!!!!!!
Eli James
>$250 "anonymous" donation
Cooper Carter
Blake Flores
>Ctrf
>"Fire Emblem" (Zero Results)
>"Runesccape" (Zero Results)
>"Zelda" (Four Results)
Yup. Thinking this is a SKIP from me.
Gabriel Taylor
I would split it.
50% to the runners and 50% to the foundation.
Nicholas Green
I'll post a pic of the arcades later, going out to eat now
Heh
Mason Davis
>weeb music
based
Jack Smith
Ethan Gonzalez
man i hate the personal stories
it's like WE GET IT
everyone has family members with dementia and cancer, stop making the event about you its about games
Brody Hill
wot u mean senpai??
Luis Kelly
lel
Levi Morales
Does anyone here still have webms from the legendary My Summer Car race?
Michael Jackson
This. Don't retards realize this shit inevattibly happens once people get older than 70?
Joshua Roberts
>dead air
cringe
Anthony White
enjoy your banana pizza/surstromming
Logan Howard
Fuck you.
Daniel Sullivan
This is why you can't rely on striking alone.
Camden Davis
there's music playing but it's really quiet. I didn't even notice because the dudes were so loud I turned the volume down quite a bit.
Gabriel Davis
One of my Co workers was German girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. I wanted to have sex with her but she only belived in sex after marriage
Ayden Brooks
What's the right manga? I now the first 3.
Also
>weeb music
What? It's Monstercat music same as every year.
Jacob Cook
Based Josh
Benjamin Turner
I do like surströmming, too bad they don't serve it at the hotel
Austin Howard
I'd hit that
James Garcia
>Susan's playing TWEWY
cool
Gavin Baker
finally
Sebastian Edwards
ThaReceding Hairline
Henry Sanders
Games are the only reason people are watching. They want to have fun and not hear depressing shit. Donate if you want to fund research that's great, just stop making it about you (which every donation that isn't anonymous does too).
Sebastian Thomas
Ryan Butler
So just watch it while you're on vacation stupid. There's this convenient thing called the internet.
Evan Anderson
who
Gavin Miller
Yeah you have the pretty germans and then you have the fridge bodied pig nosed germans.
Eli Flores
What are you on about
That webm is pure striking and both of those guys have really solid ground games
Ayden Stewart
Fuck the Internet.
Eli Miller
For the most part, but it's been getting slightly worse with every year in their attempts to become more "mainstream"
At the rate its going, it won't be terrible till 2025, however.
Charles Jones
>already a fuck up
based
Christian Sanders
No one likes it, even when swedes make their clickbait videos for it, they put the tiniest bit on some toast or whatever and force it down. The only person i've seen actually throw a fair bit of it down his throat was LAbeast.
Oliver Cooper
I know the webm is pure striking. That's the problem. If the guy getting smashed had a solid ground game he would have capitalized on the other guy turning his back constantly.
Brody Jones
Matthew King
Something that youtube needs to learn with their shitty premiere option
Easton Phillips
as expected another boring event
Joshua Hughes
who is cute girl with no mouth
i think second is that cancelled wannabe nagataro manga
and third is nagataro
Matthew Williams
choking already
Ryder Bell
based
Christian Ramirez
>speech went over limit
lol
Jace Gonzalez
>this framerate
>single digits
never change, console peasants.
Alexander Bailey
>tfw they''ll never host it in the gymnasium again
Asher Robinson
t. gdq immigrant freaking out when he doesn't see a tranny on screen
Mason Cooper
Grayson Gonzalez
It smells putrid, sure, but it goes well with rye bread in my opinion. I think mämmi is worse in terms of taste.
Brandon Moore
Jaxon Torres
i want to be in marals basement
Camden Gomez
silence, Susan.
Asher Johnson
you guys told me this was better than GDQ why did you lie
Ryder Scott
perfect dark pc would sell millions
Lincoln Wood
>BBF
Hope he gets a good run this time and doesn't get shit luck like with AGDQ. Looking forward to that run and the one afterwards.
Kevin Anderson
when was this?
Jordan Nguyen
Damn ESA is actually seems bretty gud. I never watched it because
>Dead event
but so far this is SOUL and the donations actually go to a real charity.
Joseph Martin
In what ways do you consider this worse?
Jaxon Cox
stop deciding on your consumption based on 'this other thing would taste worst than banana on my pizza' user
you deserve so much more
Jose Barnes
Maral noooooooooooo!!!!
OH NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO
SAY IT AIN'T SO
SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOO !!!!!
Juan Evans
They're both BJJ black belts. Tony's just really good at timing his spinny shit.
Thanks mate
Brody Jones
no hype
Ethan Gonzalez
We tried to trick you and it's failed. Best for you to close the stream and leave the thread now.
Justin Murphy
ESA Summer 2018 I think.
Samuel Cooper
>my enjoyment of something depends on how many are watching it
Joseph Sanders
So you're only entertained if the crowd is shouting stupid shit constantly?
Asher Cook
>swallows
based
Chase Reyes
First is Komi from Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu.
Second is on-going as far as I know, it's Yancha Gal no Anjou-san
No idea who the fourth is.
Caleb Powell
Justin Fisher
this
why aren't they clapping and shouting memes in the crowd
Hunter Clark
alright guys we need a big HOYYYYPE right now
Juan Phillips
Because all the ugly women in the EU are prohibited from being in public places.
Xavier Lee
what the fuck? why would she say this?
Ryan Scott
>calls herself princess
sign of mental issues
Joseph Howard
Why all girls are whores?
Benjamin Wright
I mean it's better than Tranny Games Done Quick but it's still fucking autistic.
Joshua Mitchell
Because they're not retarded
Leo Allen
Same. Think I'll toss a few their way
Isaiah Hernandez
there is no need to be surprised, regular ESA runners post in these threads during the events, you'll see
Ian Rivera
>streamable.com
Who the fuck watches this shit? That's the real question here. Absolutely pathetic.
Lincoln Anderson
>toe hoe
oh know, here comes the anime brainrot riddled twerps
Liam Harris
>BRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPTTFFFZLLLTOOT
Luke Foster
Banana on a pizza I have not tried, but it sounds interesting. Can't be worse than honey on a pizza when I tried.
Christopher Young
Because they are human beings and enjoy sex like men do. If a man said he liked eating pussy would you have an issue? No. kys incel.
Jacob Carter
This. I stopped having a boner for her when I saw her streams and she basically talked about what a psycho she is.
Andrew Cruz
fuck off Ben, you are no one
Asher Moore
The guy who got memed on so hard during his Silent Hill run, he changed his name.
Cameron Foster
How is it supposed to be pronounced? Always did it like that
t. Spaniard
Levi Torres
>If a man said he liked eating pussy would you have an issue?
Yeah I would call him a faggot lol
Kayden Stewart
>No one likes it, even when swedes make their clickbait videos for it
Those people spent their lives living in the big cities, they don't know shit
Colton Sullivan
thanks cutie
Jeremiah Collins
Fourth is Mizuno Amane from Sanpakugan-chan no Ohanashi
Benjamin Phillips
Listen to this tranny.
Camden Robinson
>a woman is an absolute whore
yawwwwwn, what else is new?
Ian Long
I mean, i eat banana on toast sometimes with peanut butter and even honey too (all 3), but i'm pretty sure they have cheese+meat etc and shit still as well as the banana. That's why it's messed up to me.
Gavin Gutierrez
Thanks user.
Adam Turner
AYY LMAO
Jayden Williams
wanna kiss or something?
Jack Roberts
>not making a fluffernutter sandwich
Hunter Lopez
when we raiding area 51 boys
Joshua Scott
>mentions Area 51 debacle
>says Ayylmao
ez ban at a gdq, this is why esa is based
they can handle such edgy humour
Michael Baker
>Theres gonna be a GTA Vice City race
awwwwww yeah thats my shit
Isaiah Brooks
Why is their schedule so much better than GDQ, way less bing bing wahoo and 10x more actual games.
Gavin Long
FERAL DRAGON PUSSY
Ian Lewis
women are the niggers of gender.
Adam Diaz
wtf is this bs fuck boomers fuck nintendokiddies and fuck boomee nintendokidies
Jeremiah Wright
>a bunch of autists playing a game over and over and over until they get really good at it for no reason is autistic
Matthew Powell
>perfect dark predicated the area 51 raid years ago
Gavin Howard
almost as digusting as when i nuttered in your grannies fluff
Logan Reed
if i were her father i would be proud
Jeremiah Moore
>Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition
Jaxson Richardson
2who
Brandon Gray
Reminder that it is a UNIVERSAL truth that all marathons are better with more platformers and less RPGS. There is no limit to this universal truth.
John Bennett
WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT SAYVI I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU
Brandon Moore
>*hits pipe*
Anthony Campbell
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
Jose Ortiz
That army guy must be dying of cringe.
James Perry
big fan desu
Wyatt Campbell
"The only time a woman should be a slut is when she's my slut."
The incel's mantra.
Joseph Phillips
>greetings from Germoney
Juan Flores
>all the fucking virgins mad and shocked that woman have sex IRL
Owen Parker
reminder to eat your pineapple
Jose Cook
ESA proves that not all speedrunners are autistic tranny freaks. I can't say i've seen a single EU tranny and i'm sure she would pass if i ever do.
Julian Cook
google petra kim
Ryder Thomas
is this ciri? what the FUCK were they thinking?????
Dominic Cruz
>Germoney
Excuse me, the official term is the Republic of Hitlerland.
Jackson Edwards
>SOMA
>SH2
>Penumbra: Black Plague
Horrorkino coming through first thing tomorrow
Brayden Diaz
the framerate hurts
Tyler Kelly
God I wish I was CHAD.
Carter Davis
Charles Walker
>Hitlerland
I wish.
Jaxson Martinez
I am 100% not gay but if I had to have sex with any man it would be Cavill
Aiden Torres
isn't this nerglargia person a tranny? I read that name in the schedule list, so a tranny IS coming up
Andrew Jenkins
Aaron Torres
Why arent they playing the HD version?
Jayden Brown
That's a cute picture of Hibiki user
Chase White
no, naeg is not a tranny, hes just a massive fucking autist
Henry Thompson
did ninten year olds ACTUALLY play like this?
Michael Price
Noah Johnson
ok I'll watch him then, I dunno why but somehow this name stuck out to me in a sea of (almost) no-names on the list, so I'm sure I've seen him/heard about him before.
Jackson Ramirez
Where is she?
Camden Wright
This is a man with an inhuman level of taste
Alexander Adams
Area 51
Lucas Smith
Area 51.
Henry Bell
no its just a meme
That is EmeraldAly not niggleria, pretty funny desu
Someone made another pic further implying he transitioned, bad luck i guess, he never was a tranny.
Xavier Rodriguez
>I WOULD SWALLOW HIS CUM ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
bros ...i need a gf asap
Cooper Howard
having sex with me in her hotel room right now
Christopher Hughes
Fuck off you stupid dipshit.
Adrian Jackson
who
Jose Howard
forgot pic
Brandon Reyes
Post pic.
Jeremiah Phillips
niggleria is just a dude with long hair
Justin Brown
the absolute cut of this lad. manky looking bastard.
Anthony Young
Swallowing is a meme. Busting a nut over a girls titties or face is where it's at.
Noah Gonzalez
This run is unsalvageable at this point
David Ward
>ESA Summer will be raising more than ever for the Swedish Alzheimer’s Foundation in the quest to end Alzheimer’s disease.
Is that really such a widespread problem in sweden?
Ryan Martinez
>Ywn jam your fingers into that tiny voldemort nose
Bentley Reyes
the framework for figuring out how to get your time zone from your computer is going to be different for every operating system. Maybe HTML5 can do that for you, but I don't think so. I don't really know much about webdev, I might love taking dicks up the ass but I'm not that gay.
Parker Cruz
>Not breeding
Dominic Adams
How do you stare at a girl without looking like a creep?
Cameron Powell
im so fucking hyped for the GTA runs, fuck the rest
Easton White
Atleat they aint supporting literal human traffickers anymore.
Nathaniel Murphy
Yeah. That's why all the boomers keep voting for more immigrants to replace their grandchildren.
Camden Reed
She's so wet for him
Christopher Allen
This game looks like shit
Chase Watson
He's here
Nathaniel Carter
>Nothing to watch until touhou
Oliver Butler
>N-bomb
lmao
Jaxson Turner
>touhou block
already based
Jayden Brown
>N bomb
Alexander Watson
>Game lets you drop N Bombs
Matthew Gray
GTA runs are always magical.
Joseph Cook
The larxafag is here nooooooooooo
John Smith
Is Luna Nights really good? I want to watch this run but I dont want to spoil myself to the things in the game.
Camden Perry
The frame rate in this game is so shitty
Jacob Rivera
I'm curious what twitch chat thought of this considering they're mostly incels
Easton Hall
Any mainline Touhou? I find shmup speedruns very interesting despite being 100% autoscrollers.
Anthony James
Michael Kelly
Kamikazes your aircraft carrier.
>"lul"
>"pogchamp"
>"F"
What do?
Matthew Wright
Its fun but kinda short
Thomas Rogers
based, is our guy joshimuz doing a run this ESA?
Andrew Richardson
Why does she say twitch shit in real life?
Carson Lopez
women dont have personalities
Xavier Ward
nope, doesnt seem so
they have not gone that far yet
Aiden Wilson
>our guy
>turns off the radio
Ben is our guy
Benjamin Allen
talking speedrunners here boys come on now
Brody Gray
grinding TFT ladder with comfy ESA.
Elijah Morales
Miencraft bingo race and GTA SA.
Christopher Stewart
Don't post or talk about Larxa on this shithole you fucking pathetic fuckwads.
She's too pure for that.
Connor Johnson
>all these literal who games
Ethan Phillips
For the body language brainlet here, Cavill can and probably already has hit it.
Point to notes.
Instant look away on crossing gaze and the fidgetty right leg over the other.
Chad Cavill absolutely know he can smash it whenever with the light chuckle after he affects gaze dominance.
Jose Allen
stop being a simp
Caleb Harris
>evevn Chadvill is balding
life is truly suffering
Nolan Moore
lol
Cooper Reed
CHOKE
Jonathan Smith
For a first fun, this sure is going disastrously.
Parker Cox
huge overlap between Nintendo bing bings and trannies.
Nathan Mitchell
Its a problem everywhere with a long life expectancy.
Dominic Perry
OVER ESTIMATE
Easton Lee
no one gives a fuck
Henry Rodriguez
this shit is gonna go over estimate
Noah Turner
ELVIS HAS BEEN KILLED
Tyler Walker
elvis has left the building
Anthony Martinez
wtf elvis died at area 51 not nam
Carter James
I wish more games had a variety of guns like this and Timesplitters had, TS in particular.
>Have typical modern weapons
>But also old guns
>But also crazy sci-fi guns
>But also bricks
Samuel Rivera
Trust me, it won't.
Jace Campbell
Why do Europeans always go overestimate?
Owen Gutierrez
>over estimate speech
>over estimate first run
CLASSIC ESA
Jason Morgan
MFW comfy ESA while waiting for Three Houses to release.
Gavin Wood
why do Europoors have to raise money for healthcare through speedrunning? How's that universal healthcare working out?
Gavin Turner
The cutest I've got saved
Carter Myers
mercy kill incoming
Isaac Williams
>already over estimate on the first run
Hudson Reyes
HE LIVES!
Adrian James
OVERESTIMATE
Andrew Jenkins
>Three Houses
Cooper Brooks
Its for research.
Angel Young
FUCK! How much have I missed? How was the intro to the event?
Landon Walker
The trannies look like actual girls thanks to that free healthcare
Jaxson Parker
This guy has like no accent at all. I saw him run at GDQ a while back and just assumed he was either American or Canadian.
Benjamin Russell
OBSESSED
Jose Young
this lack of professionalism is triggering me, at least the trannys made things run on time
Aiden Adams
overestimate
Christopher Scott
Boring
Jace Butler
Post rare Marals
Sebastian Harris
Do you like alzheimer sob stories?
Owen Thomas
>over estimate
>Denmark
not surprised
Aaron Roberts
>what can you do
Practice more.
Austin King
>Overestimate
What a great start guys
Joshua Nguyen
>Practice RNG
Ethan Anderson
GDQ is for tranny posting and a couple actually good runs of well known games by WR holders
ESA usually has literally who runners who are like 200th place for big popular games, the runs are trash. You watch ESA for yuro/swede cringe and the overall comfy vibe
ESA is infinitely better tho, actually caring about well executed runs is for newfags who have never seen a marathon before
Luke Bennett
>shooting your escort target in the face
Colton Anderson
A lot of Danes and Swedes have this almost American accent now, its weird.
Adrian Peterson
>The Last of Us
>New Game (Grounded, Glitchless)
>03:05
How horrifying.
Levi Nelson
Zachary Baker
Not obsessed when the entire topic is about them.
Henry Williams
again
>rng
Carter Parker
Starting line up is kinda shit
Brayden Perry
i know that feel. looking forward to playing in portable mode on friday while watching this shitshow on my tv
Logan Thomas
for real though, where are the trannys
Mason Bennett
>Kingdom Hearts 3hours
Yeah gonna skip that shit.
Jonathan Sanchez
Gavin Hughes
Talking about the times Elvis died, obviously. If those didn't happen he'd have been on time.
Kayden Jackson
Dirty room = Dirty snatch
Brody Martinez
Voice of reason among sea of dicksuckers: No. Their commentary is usually shittier than GDQ's commentary, as a lot of the runners are ESL, or even ETL, so there's a lot of mumbling, suttering, speech impediments, and complete lack of charisma or ability to explain what makes their run interesting or how they're doing what they're doing.
>Average ESA runner at any given time: "So...dis is a trik dat lets me skip about...oh.......30 seconds of gamplay......is really eazy, so nufing mush...uh...to talk about".
Yea Forums only likes it because less trannies and because of contrarianism.
Grayson Martinez
RNG didn't make him shoot. None of your bitching is going to change the fact.
Oliver Cook
thats not a dirty room
Levi Moore
>pulling the trigger nrg
kek
Brody Miller
2. Slesvigske Krig
Adrian Baker
it's spooky, these yuros are like skin walkers hiding in plain sight, emulating our behavior while they plot against us
Cameron Thompson
While I mostly Agree with you both GDQ events this year was mainly tranny free and thus much improved
Samuel Russell
>all those empty seats
OH NO NO NO NO
Angel Miller
You havent kept up
Landon Barnes
It's not enough to be mainly free. It needs to be free.
Jonathan Reed
Ayyyyyyyylmao LUL
Jordan Carter
see
run execution is way worse, you can't even debate this. going over estimate is the norm. but if you care less about that and more about the comfy vibes, then you'll enjoy it
Jacob Scott
Shes cute
Eli Sanders
>Eidgod cut his hair
Whoa.
Ryder Walker
>YAHUCK!
>But what about the power of friendship Sora??
>Yeah Shora we gotshta deshtroy tha heartlesh!!
Asher Roberts
You just know
Owen Thompson
Cute spotted
Thomas Adams
>pepe shirt
Charles Turner
Reminder: Belgium is not a real country.
William Richardson
Holy shit he finally cut his hair
Easton Watson
But I have
Jayden Flores
RATE
Xavier Bell
>peepee shirt
Nathan Peterson
Larxa AYAYA
Asher Phillips
these presenters are even more awkward than the Americans lmao
Dominic Richardson
it's a twitch emote. Pepe has been a normalfag meme for years now
Ian Wilson
>a real girl
How will GDQ ever recover?
Kayden Cooper
>tranny wears pepe shirt.jpg
Joshua Wood
>Get to host events because you fuck one of the runners
Sebastian Lewis
yeah it was pretty tranny free but also kind of bland otherwise. despite what the tier-list shill said there were only a few runs really worth watching
Justin Perry
Rate my dick faggot
Julian Robinson
first esa champ?
Jeremiah Parker
whats the difference between germany and sideways germany???
Matthew Ward
I've never heard this cunt say anything but twitch emotes.
Did they make her take English lessons?
Charles Cooper
Cool. Go away
Matthew Turner
>This awkward desk
>That jew nose
>frogposter NEET girl
CringeKino if i must say myself.
Wyatt Hughes
The profile of her face looks like a character creator mishap where someone designed a face from the front and hit submit before checking it from the side to see if the proportions were correct.
Andrew Howard
>that fucking beak
she's cute as long as she's looking straight forwards i guess
Joseph Jones
What's with her nose
Jonathan King
runs were way too long this GDQ
crowd was at an all time high for how obnoxious they were too
Adam Adams
she was literally at SGDQ, couched at least twice
Landon Collins
Make me
Colton Davis
migrate
Brody King
Scat vs Pedo.
Caleb Wilson
what country is that sideways german flag from?
Liam Powell
eidgod's wiggling is mesmerizing
Ian Adams
Sideways Germany is a country of 2 people: dutch cunts and french cunts, dutch cunts are rich and educated while the french are poor retards. Belgium shouldnt exist.
Isaiah Russell
no tranny retards
how can gdq even compete?
Justin Fisher
>ESA has no tra-
Charles Allen
Sideways Germany is best Germany, except the ones that speak French.
Brody Rogers
>e-thot dressing in Yea Forums streetwear
Logan Harris
its a NAZI STOP HER
Thomas Morgan
>first announcer segment
>what games are you excited for
>eh i'm not really excited for many games this year
holy fucking based
Isaiah Lopez
It's asian, how can you tell?
Alexander Moore
It's German but since she spends most of her time on her back taking dick the flag is oriented for her.
Ryan Myers
Holy shit she does have quite a shnozz on her ay?
Brody Ramirez
I don't get it. She's not even cute.Looks like a shaven asmongold with a wig
Levi Martin
>Did he just say
>lots of morons coming up?
Leo Collins
When do the GTA chads show up?
Parker Sanchez
She has a pepe on her shirt
Jaxson Hill
>543 replies
the fuck
Logan Garcia
4th reich germany
Aaron Allen
ESA presenters are always awkward. That's what makes it fun
Xavier Evans
>the frog emoji
>Yea Forums
what did the he mean by this
William Wilson
?
Henry Jenkins
German (female)
Owen Diaz
she's /pol/
Asher Rivera
MORE CHOKES
Matthew Anderson
larxa is banging distortion2, someone should ask him on his stream right now if she has a dong
Anthony Harris
can you stop talking about trannies for 5 fucking seconds