Banjofaggots pretending smash has saved them

>Um excuse me sir?
>Can you like not use the older N64 versions of the games I don't like?
>They hurt the narrative im pushing that critics liked N&B more then the other games and that makes my OP picture look bad and me look retarded

nintendo bonus and games press in the 90s makes current games press look honest

>muh bonus meme
Get over yourself faggot.
There isn't some large scale conspiracy to give Nintendo games higher scores.
Why do we even have MC threads it always starts and ends the same way with faggots like you trying to think of some asspull to justify how a game you dont like has a high score.

they did like N&B more than the other games. N&B wasn't around in the 90s whereas it was when the XBLA versions came out and they judged them worse

Grunty's revenge is Kino. Fuck the critics

>overlay all the missions in every level at once and you'll see that the world's are probably a lot denser than in the original BK

And? That didn't happen in the game. Every level is split into 6 different instances.

It's bias not a conspiracy and it was rampant in the 90s. The entire industry was a juvenile console warz culture

I don't give a shit about how good or not the old banjo games are, only that Nuts & Bolts is better and it is

yeah and between all those instances there's more content than banjo-kazooie and roughly equal with tooie. it's not a meaningfully empty game in any way. the levels obviously are gonna have more physical space for vehicles and less technical limitations than the n64, its irrelevant

Stop making Metacritic threads if all your going to do is make up shitty conspiracy theories.
Show me three times Nintendo paid for these bias reviews in the 90's or dont reply to me again.

as I said it's a bias not a conspiracy. it's favoritism not backroom deals you autist

>it's a bias
Prove it then.
>Some of Nintendo's games got high scores therefore the critics must have a bias and the games totally didn't earn that score by being solid games!
Nah fag.

tell me with a straight face that donkey kong 64 is a 10/10

DK64 deserves a 10 out of 10 for Monkey rap alone.

Almost every single race, boss "fight", aerial or fetch quest was boring, devoid of charm, visually exhausting with a camera that tj aw fuck you you worthless hipster

>gregg mayles will never make another 3d platformer
Gregg's already said that if he has a real good idea for Banjo. He'll return to it as he wasn't happy with how Tooie turned out (Especially the second half where traveling between worlds is a chore) and wants the next one to be a meaningful step up instead of the old formula with shiny graphics.

>yeah and between all those instances there's more content than banjo-kazooie and roughly equal with tooie.
ok

And it's split across 6 versions of the same map with minor changes. The original point was "The levels are barren". Your point was "Well imagine they overlapped it and you have more content".

What's your point? It's the same amount of content spread over 6 times the area. That's barren.

This, op is a cherry picking nigger

It has little actual platforming and way too many pointless collectibles, what did you expect?

You can’t judge a game just by its intro, the gameplay was a solid 5 at most.

Well obviously he hasn’t come with any good ideas yet, better to leave it dead anyways.

yeah and nuts & bolts was that meaningful step up that was worth returning to it for and a good game

youtu.be/iVa4QqOJzjo?t=410

sub100iq banjo "fans" still think the entire banjo team left before nuts & bolts when they really were all still there (and gregg, by far the most important is still there and dabbing). the rest of the team tricked them into thinking they could make a banjo without him with that $2.5 million kickstarter scam because these autists don't know the first thing about video games

the different instances of levels are still the same levels lmao you autist

>You can’t judge a game just by its intro
Sure you can. It's not like most critics play though these games to the mid point or even to completion.

banjo-kazooie never had good platforming gameplay

youtu.be/ErIG6R-JyHY

collecting useful vehicles parts is literally a 100x improvement on the pointless collecting of the originals

>MUH NINTENBONUS
autistic snoyfags I swear

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>This game is bad
>Why?
>Because some faggot on YouTube told me so
N&Bfags are such fucking faggots. And I bet your the same faggots that bitch that people only hate N&B because Johntron didn't like it and made a video about it.

his video came out 4 years later, of course not. but they hated it for the same reason - an autistic aversion to change.

>CARS???? CARRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!????????????????????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I would rather live in a world where N&B didn’t exist.

>doesn't post scores for BK1 or 2....

Faggot

too bad for you because it does and banjo "threeie" will never. hope you enjoyed yooka-laylee!

Its because they wanted and were waiting for BK3, not a fucking mess of a game made by students.

No?
Everyone hated n&b on release for being shit and also NOT FUCKING BK3!

I meant a world where there never was a banjo game in 2008.

games writers gave 0 fucks about BK3
N&B is BK3