THE JOOST IS LOOSE!

youtube.com/watch?v=24ij2nIdbY4

Come on Yea Forums, they used her to model.

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I really enjoyed that part with her and the horse in that old tavern

>PAAAAIN
>I am here... to embrace it all

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her ass is better in mgs by far

the pov rimming while she's getting throated by the horse is one of the hottest things ever. I just wish that part was longer

The face looks a million times better than Quiet's.

haha link? as a joke of course haha

porcore.com/video/633/breaking-the-quiet-2/
At 8:05

The game used to be called Raiders of the Broken Planet. It got negative reviews and after a year the devs re released the game as f2p (although still insanity level grind and unbalancing) and changed the name to Spacelords. I played for around 30 hours and realized how pointless it all was. Every time you invaded other peoples coops you couldn't help but feel like shit bc you were either matched up against lvl 10-30 players while being lvl 100 or a level 20 would invade a squad of lvl 100s. It's pure shit.

>Roles
But she can't act?

Last month's update improved the grind and metagame stuff quite a lot, it made me jump back into the game

>hire a hoty with lots of fans to gain more players
>make her look like shit ingame

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>Tats
>No hair
>ruined MgsV
no thx pally

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Women were a mistake

>ruined

How so?

>inb4 tits and ass

Because clearly no Metal Gear game had any sexy ladies before Quiet.

shit fetish

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HORSE

she looks like she's high out of her mind

ass covered in blackheads is the best thing?

She was the characters with the most focus but was basically a non-character. She took up a huge space in the story for literally nothing. I would have preferred anything even shenanigans with old Ocelot or Code Talker. There also used to be a real character attached to ass and tits in MG.
Terrible pandering

Dont blame her for Kojima fucking up his own game.

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princess leia on pornhub for those of you interested

Not seeing it, but I appreciate the effort.

I think you're just a fag bro.

she could dress up as quiet but she just chooses to make incest shit instead

This has puke or prolapse?
Or is just her moaning?

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>Spacelords is already dead
>I know, let's hire an actress/model whose career is also dead but who used to be controversial in 2015!
>that'll save it!
It doesn't help at all, but I'm glad Joost is getting more work even if it's this shit

She is not loose. I am certain she is very tight! Please do not say such things about her.

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You can see the regret in her eyes. Poor joost.

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was the horse video there?

source?

you seem to have trouble determining facial expressions
it's more disgust

The horse video plays in the background during the interview

holy shit

please link the interview

well, she has mostly fucked chink inch dick for her roles, so I guess she's still ok down there

is this real

>it's real
THE ABSOLUTE MAD LADS!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=1gUaWSN7wUQ

youtube.com/watch?v=1gUaWSN7wUQ

It's real

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Stefanie handles this like a pro.
Bitch host springs this on her, trying to get a rage reaction or something and Joosten is just like "whatever, people are gonna do what they like online."

youtube.com/watch?v=1gUaWSN7wUQ&vl=en

Looks terrible, so I guess it suits her.

nice

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>not supporting /ourgirl/ in any way you can
Explain yourselves.
cameo.com/stefaniejoosten

You can see that she's just trying to keep it together, nearly dying of pure cringe. Can you imagine that every person in the Netherlands has now seen the horse video?
This is the real reason she's not married. She now has porn star reputation

>giving money to somebody who likely has more than you
Cringe

okay waifu fag

>giving money to a literal whore

She's broke m8. She says she lived off the money she got for Quiet for 3 years but that was her highest paid gig. She lives with her parents and her modeling agency is two of her relatives.

she sould sell her body
she would make a decent amount
or just find a man

Can't find a man when everyone now associates you with horses. We need a brave Chad Yea Forumsirgin to marry her and rescue her from the inevitable life of porn and regret.

see
cringe

>This is the real reason she's not married. She now has porn star reputation

This is so fucking retarded. It's like saying the reason some actresses aren't married is because there's deepfakes and edited photos of them online.

She would've been snapped up by a rich businessman by now if not for the horse

lmao, she should've saved that money and lived a frugal life style to make each buck last. What was she thinking, that Hideo Kojima would like non-Hollywood people around his social circle? What a gullible fool she was, Kojima only cares about his social standing and that's completely related to how many Hollywood people he's renting as his friends with Sony's money rather than develop Death Stranding.

I am enjoying this post MGS5 world where how evil of a cunt Hideo Kojima is blatantly seen by the rest of the world. Guy is extremely full of himself, he actually made an appearance at a California university a few years back and I guarantee this was the moment he got the inspiration for MGS5 Skullface's retarded jeep speech about language and how much he knows about America. Anyhow, the moral of the story is none of you retards should be paying a retarded has-been F tier actress any money.

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>Americans think putting dots over o's is a visual flair
>In the rest of the world it makes their name sound retarded

SÖÖÖÖMA

>and rescue her from the inevitable life of porn

No we definitely do not.

She could work at the stables? She would make a good farm girl

She did live frugally though. She's been living with her parents all this time except for when she goes to Japan when she has work lined up there. You think she got paid crazy money for Quiet?
Lel she was never wealthy or successful, her entire career is living hand to mouth with the few roles she gets.

She's a voice actress. She's never done anything substantial enough to warrant fame and she's not a 10/10 looks wise. She's a shy and reserved girl which is why she isn't married.

>Spacelords is an online action-adventure video game developed and published by Spanish studio MercurySteam
>Spanish
RENT FREE

>She's a shy and reserved girl

hahahaha, my sweet summer child

>Spanish

Wow even worse

Where are my joostbros and /mgg/ niggas from 2015?

I can't believe it's been 4 fucking years already. I still remember when mods banned 3/4 of the general because all we did was talk about Stefanie and her livestream.

Based and horsepilled.

wait wait wait, you have to pay $35 to see Joost?
wtf?

>tfw your game failed so hard with its previous name
>change the name to Spacelords
>still fails
kek

The interview definitely focused on the sexual objectification of Quiet/Joosten.

"So you're Quiet, a sexy character"
"Do you feel objectified by how you are shown in the game with barely any clothes?"
"How do the fans greet/treat you?"
"Did you know there's porn of you?"
"How do you feel about the porn?"
"How do you feel about making girls/women sexual objects in games?"

Stefanie was good in handling that interview stating "That is not me, that's Quiet and I'm just stressing that it's not me and I can't do anything about it. People can do that and even make drawings and such if they want to." as well as "I find girls in videogames nice even when I was a little girl, like Lara Croft."

>ass is good
>tits are good
>face is perfect

I think we have a goty here guys.

I like it

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what?

Fuck Margaret and FUCK Lea Seydeux. Stefanie is best girl.

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>"I find girls in videogames nice even when I was a little girl, like Lara Croft."

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Isn't that the shitty actress from Death Note?

She's not gay. She's clearly a fujoshit that schlicks to Prompto from FF15

do ru feer bad yet gajin?!?!?!?!?!?!?
DEEDS AND WORDS

>host clearly tries to bait for outrage and sex-negative commentary
>Joosten shoots her down at every occasion
Stefanie is such a sweetheart.

I'm surprised the show went in that hard. I always thought the Dutch had a more relaxed view on sex.

pokeballs never looked so sexy

>interviewer tries to make herself desirable by saying "haha yeah I can relate, I'm totally objectified too"

They just wanted to stir up shit so they could get more viewers. It's why Stef still gets invited on Dutch TV shows to this day, the Netherlands are so irrelevant that drama baiting is all they have.

she should just give up already

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Why did they make Joosten uglier?

She's not even an actress, just a mediocre cosplayer that got lucky.

Pure? But she fucks black men

Joosten was going to be Fragile, Kojima even called her and asked her to be in the game.
Never called back and one day she finds out that Kojima had hired Lea Seydeux instead.

Kojima did it with Hayter when he got Sutherland for MGSV.
This just begs the question, when will Kojima do this to Reedus and Mikkelsen and with who?

Kojima is such a fame whore, he wanted Van Damme so much back in the day that bet he hired Hayter because he was in Guyver. He'll take anyone close to Hollywood.

Kojima never called Hayter. Hayter had a dinner with the casting director of Metal Gear Solid and he told him that they're not bringing him back to the role.

Exactly my point, Kojima drops people like a rock when he finds a new "shinier" rock.

>has acted in movies and shows
>somehow not an actress
The lengths you fags will go. Regardless what you think of her acting, the things she's been in or the amount of training she received: she's acting, that makes her an actor. Period.

I'm glad people from this thread were kind enough to not post pictures showing how old she already got.

Fuck off, she looks absolutely stunning.

-ly old

i was about to ask that she look really old how old is she?

30

post pics for comparison

I'm not your mum.

she looks pretty good

She's so beautiful that every game they put her in has to make her uglier so that people don't just spend all their time fapping rather than playing.

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Never forget.

I'd wife Stefanie anytime for the purpose of procreation, and raise God-fearing kids.

>Naming your game after a(n admittedly great) Human Giant skit

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not you arent but joost may be she looks as old as my mum

rumors say kojima's wife started to get jealous so he had to let steph go

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>from AAA to some unknown F2P garbage
the absolute state of joost

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I want her to watch me masturbate on a figurine of herself.

Well at this rate you better hurry she may not be able to procreate in just a few years :)

Are they serious with this outfit?

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She shouldn't really need to react to this, she doesn't actually have ass or tits irl

Isn't this game dead as fuck
Where are they getting the money to keep it floating

wew lad wait she looks like the siren from borderlands 2

>Spacelords
>Wait a second
>Look at the logo
>Raiders of the broken planet
Oh fuck off that game is complete and utter trash
Joosten isn't even a good waifu either

There are 2 pictures out there where she has an awkward facial expression that makes her look weird. That doesn't mean she looks old, look at her Instagram she's still gorgeous.

tfw no butterface punk gf

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With cringy designs like this, how could it fail?

If she had bigger tits I'd smash this piece of garbage every night

Thought the same, butterface means she should have bigger tits.

Good taste brother

WHY didnt she get married in her 20s when she was at peak? She could have had any rich man she wanted and wouldn't be living this desperate life.

Hasnt anyone sat her down and told her she's in her 30s and she's on the downhill?

>Sööma
W-what does she eat?

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Traditionalists are the biggest cucks on the socio-political spectrum right now.

but they were correct. stefanie should have listened, instead she is a desperate 30 year old with a dying "career."

Imagine actually believing Stefanie is unsuccessful.

When is Joost going to resort to prostitution?

When you get laid.

She reminds me of the pornstar princess Leia.

This. She should sing in more games too.

youtu.be/p6_p0Yx2O2c

Imagine actually believing Stefanie is successful.

cameo.com/stefaniejoosten

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legalporno.com actress-tier

Arthur Morgan's voice actor is there and he charges only 15 bucks more.

Unironically, have sex.

>Paying $60 for a 15 second video
This is actually almost as pathetic as buying gamer girl bathwater. People who buy this shit should kill themselves.

He's a literal nobody too.

You'd think some autist would've had made meme worthy Joosten videos by now.

Nah nigga, you're a nobody.

Someone post her cosplay pics where she was delicious brown from tanning, I don't have them anymore.

She should have invested the money instead of squandering it. You only need one good gig to be set for life unless you are a total moron, and we shouldn't indulge morons' expending habits.

she should have started a family, this is just sad.

joost is cute

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Kojima and Hayter never actually worked together. Kojima never had any extensive involvement with the English voice-acting until MGSV. He usually left that part to gaijins to handle.

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That must be her shittiest picture of all.

don't forget how he begged on his knees for david bowie to let him use his music in his games and david dabbed on him
kojimbo is fucking soulless. he's overcompensating for not being a movie director. MGS4 had 9 fucking hours of cutscenes.

She fucks asian guys

exactly how is this Joosten's fault?
with this astounding level of stupidity I'm under the impression they feed you through tubes

Berely even resembles her.
Get your eyes checked.

kill yourself

I guess quiet really was Chico after all.