In 60 years most of Yea Forums will probably be retired

>What games will you be playing in 2080?
Joke's on you, I'll be posting wojaks and pepes with my fellow protoboomers.

>in 60 years
There is no way I'm going to make it to be 96 years old.

Its bad enough being on Yea Forums

imagine being stuck with Yea Forums in real life and half have either dementia and/or Alzheimers

>LAN centers
Bitch, fuck your zoomer shit, we'll be bringing back couch co-op. Most of current Yea Forums will have gave up on shitty current gen movie games and use their remaining time on this earth to nostalgia and play on old games. Just imagine chilling with your old bro as you mess with his oxygen tank to distract him from winning.

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Probably gonna hotseat Heroes of might and magic 3 with my arthritis ridden friends

Unfortunately, if Yea Forums manages to survive until 2050, the mongs of this place will probably still be here posting pepes and wojaks.

>Retiring at 44

Just another 18 short years boys

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It'd basically be the same.

Have identical debates every few hours about someone's favorite game. People vaguely describe a game that they once played as a demo and half the place tries to help remember what it was. Show up to a random conversation, derail it with a volatile opinion, go back to your room.

lol Mcdonald's is gonna kill most of you in a few years

Hey now. If Iran escalates into a world war, governments might start being nice again.

retirement homes sound comfy as fuck

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>Retiring
I'm going to be dead before I retire

My African American associate of good taste.

>living until 2080

pfftheheheheheheheheheheheh

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>summer temp will be 230 degrees.
Climate Change is real, but i you believe this you're fucking retarded.

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Don't have a stroke anons. You don't want to lose control of one of your arms and never play vidya again.

Nekopara. I can't think of anything else I'd rather play when I'm 99.

>reflexes gone to shit

if I don't have dementia or memory problems, probably something like XCOM where reflexes and motor skills are secondary

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This. So annoying to deal with alarmist retards as an environmental scientist. Yes the Earth is warming, no it won't get so extremely hot that we can't survive as a species, but there will be consequences. Some people, like myself, find it horrible that a lot of species will go extinct, and that mostly third world countries will get rekt by flooding (causing mass immigration btw), but I can't blame people for not giving a fuck.

>thinks people will last that long here
Life expectancy has drop mate. Lot of late thirty something incels are killing themselves in high numbers because it finally hit them that their life was over.

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That's assuming your mind is sharp, and let's be real, look where you are posting

>everyone gets alzheimers
>get to replay your favorite games for the first time
I dunno man, doesn't sound that bad to me

They will be once millennials retire. We'll be the first generation of elderly to actually be able to entertain ourselves. A ton of boomers and on backs struggle hard as fuck trying to do something as simple as that which is why a lot of them end up suffering from a lot of issues in the brain that most thought its just something from being old. I might be missing some details but its a pretty interesting study on this.

People don't give a fuck precisely because of alarmist retards like Global warming has consequences, and will make life harder for the next generations, but the fucking oceans aren't about to start boiling, and when people hear dumb shit like that they just assume that it's all bullshit.

I think we are actually gonna see a sort of seperation, a large group of people will die very young, under 30 say, the rest will live very long lives. Modern medicine is making it easier to live longer, the only problem is now the world is so shitty lots of people don't want to live that long.

>millenials
>retire
Good one user.

Why do you doubt that I'll live for 80 years?

sounds like Yea Forums right now

damn

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>he believes he'll be able to retire
kek

The good ones are also expensive as fuck.

I'm afraid of dying but I also don't want to suffer of old age.

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>14 year old girl

had to be mental issues

what a twist

I think most people here will die before that.

crazy to think right? Are you going to be miserable that you lost it all? miserable about what you never got? At peace with it all? we are such irrational creatures and it's always fascinating what torments us as life goes on.

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Al gore owns a waterfront mansion and uses more electricity than an entire middle class household to heat his pool.
He doesn't believe in climate change. The guy who tried to make everyone else believe in it does not believe in rising sea levels or reducing energy consumption.
Why the fuck should I?

Waggies have to be let go at some point.

In 60 years the vast majority of Yea Forums will be dead.

>survived

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>girl

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>"allowed"
You can't stop me. I'm making my money, then I'm out.

I think I will probably just kill myself instead, sooner rather than later

that's what the report read

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half life, diablo 2, age of empires, warcraft 3 custom maps, and quake

i guess is the most fun games i can remember for a lan party

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So is there really no way to stop global warming at this point?

I do this exercise once or twice a day

>get alzheimers
>re-run through blight town til you die because you keep forgetting you've explored it
sounds like literal hell

Define "stopping"

That's implying I'd want to live through old age and I wouldn't have put a bullet through my head before it happened.

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>mods delete manlet being mock post
>this stays up

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Your retirement money is going to be used to build mosques / trans day care facilities.

Seriously, all that money out away on your behalf by the government is lost. Write it off.

MtG with 100 year old cards

>implying society will be stable enough for this shit in 2080

It will.

better than dying

>Doesn't yearn for the sweet release of death one day
What a massive faggot

I'm a pile of bones in 60 years.

Stop fucking up driver's days man. They're already working in public transport they don't need to be shit on any more than that.

I'd say pull an Etika but someone still has to dredge your corpse. What's a minimum-fuss way to neck it? Jump into a volcano?

>How the fuck is most of this board going to pay for board at a retirement home?
lmao are you also confused about who pays for road repairs?

How many volcanoes can you actually jump into? Just get lost at sea and drown yourself

>What's a minimum-fuss way to neck it? Jump into a volcano?
Friendly reminder that movie lava doesn't work like real lava and that kind of death would be absolutely horrifying.

Go to some place innawoods somewhere in the ass end middle of nowhere and then blow your brains out. Chances are good that some wolves or a bear or something will clean up your corpse.

To be fair, there's a lot issues both physiologically and physically, that contributes to how old people today end up the way they are now. Could be things they unknowingly did to themselves, like breathing in toxins or pollutions from old industry jobs or work life as certain pollutions have been linked to the brain rotting or alzheimers as those toxins can stay in your brain and build up for decades before you notice something. You also gotta remember that people back then did things in masses and harmful chemicals were anywhere and everywhere. Back then people didn't give a shit and are the way they are now.

But if you really want to avoid suffering from elderly mental issues, keep your brain active as you get older. Its a whole lot easier to do these days with video games and internet and stuff but for those who aren't in to all those things, its a lot harder for them. When all their children move out and their parents/grandparents are retired, they suffer the most from this as humans aren't meant to be alone all the time and they really really really need to socialize a lot more often.

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In 60 years I'll be 82. Can I even expect to live that long?

Shitting my pants and smearing it on the dotafags mouse

The US is 15 years at most away from a Khmer Rouge style genocide and societal breakdown. You'll be lucky to not end up in a mass grave, let alone retire.

CS 1.6.

Yea yea we get it, youre afraid of becoming an adult. Go line up.

This sounds like a pretty good plan. Contribute to the cycle of life too.

I'll be back in 15 years.

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Imagine taking a very obvious exaggeration literally. The sea doesn't need to boil, the planet is becoming uninhabitable to other life which will have severe and irreversible consequences on humans.

I'm onto my third but honestly its getting more difficult with age.

This.
When you take a private jet to anywhere, you've lost all credibility on telling anyone to prevent climate change.

What the fuck is this?

Oh yeah, I don't mean for the person doing it. I'm thinking clean/no retrieval.
I guess this is it, though there's the possibility some poor fucking kid comes along and develops ptsd/a skeleton fetish from seeing you out there some time in the future.

Getting old scares me bros what even happens after death. Endless hell, peace, or zero sense of time until revival is no longer just a vidya mechanic

If I start a gofundme for a cancer victim and steal the funds that doesn't make cancer not a problem. It just makes me an asshole.

Like everything before you were born.

Same thing that happens after you die in a dream. You wake up. Probably.

>Delevops a skeleton fetish
Wait, what?
When has that ever happened in reality?

The fuck, really? Time to change my method I guess.

Literally nothing. Everything stops mattering because you don't exist anymore, it's why it's the ultimate peaceful rest. Finally you get a break from all this crap.

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>wanting to toil for eternity
sounds like hell

>60 years

Are you like underage OP? For most of Yea Forums it should be 35-25 years.

T. hasnt read train driver posts/blogs

Speaking as the current person....
I don't even know.

Doesnt organic matter just violently explode on contact with lava in real life?

>He doesn't pop a boner to boners bleaching flavescent under a relentless sun.

Jesus christ user, what a lamer.

this this like some gta 4 physics shit holy fuck

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Depends on the lava temp.
But given it's always about as dense as the ground, whatever you land on will shatter, then immediately start searing from the heat.

This but unironically. We're literally treating Mexicans the way Nazi Germany treated the jews before the genocide.

More like 40 years. I can't wait until 2020.

I sincerely hope this post is joking, because buggered of I can tell from here.

>US communists

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPPPPPPPPPPPFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

They gonna drown everyone in they're fucking hair dye?

Never underestimate your enemy man. They may seem like a joke right now, but in 10 years I doubt they will. The Czar thought the Bolsheviks were nothing to worry about., that didn't turn out well.

The average Yea Forums poster is like 10 years old, so they'll be 70 in 60 years. With retirement ages going up it's a safe bet that you only retire at 70+

I'm killing myself next decade so I won't be playing any games past the 2020s.

>that misty cloud of blood as she helicopters under the bench

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Or they might all end up being trannies with 40% of them killing themselves

Basic income is inevitable.
If you don't think it is, will you be one of the people who strike down the automated factories with your hammer?

>That guy on the phone who saw what happened and tried to run

Lol