Fantasy game

>Fantasy game
>You can fuck the dragons

Crabs
taste good

dragon valor?

>Went to the beach as a kid
>Saw a crab, thought it was the scariest shit
>Threw a random stick at it
>It picked up the stick and followed me with it
>Eventually it dropped the stick and waited
>I walked over to the stick, it moved back
>I threw the stick again, this time further
>The crab chased the stick, picked it up, and carried it back to me
>Literally playing fetch with a crab on the beach
>Throw the stick the wrong way when parents call out to me, stick goes onto a road
>Crab scuttles over to the road, gets crunched by a speeding truck

Any games where you can tame a crab, be it a mount, pet, or even just something friendly? World of Warcraft, despite its horrible new choices, has plenty of cool crab models for hunters to tame, so it scratches that itch before you realize crab pets are garbage, just like the state of the game. Pic related, spider crabs are cool as fuck, even though they will melt your ass in seconds because Blizzard can't balance for shit.

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>no crab companions
Why even play.

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Spooky. Are these like raccoons to Hawaiians?

How powerful are those snippers?

>Fantasy game
>Dragons are evil and humans are evil
>Humans are the only race that can have half-dragon babies
Please name three (3)

>fantasy game
>elves fucked everything up and dragons want revenge

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Well they're designed for peeling open coconuts.

Mother crabs eat their young!
youtube.com/watch?v=dIVIimuFev8

>The coconut crab can take a coconut from the ground and cut it to a husk nut, take it with its claw, climb up a tree 10 m (33 ft) high and drop the husk nut, to access the coconut flesh inside.[41] They often descend from the trees by falling, and can survive a fall of at least 4.5 m (15 ft) unhurt.[42] Coconut crabs cut holes into coconuts with their strong claws and eat the contents, although it can take several days before the coconut is opened.
>Using their strong claws, larger individuals can even break the hard coconut into smaller pieces for easier consumption.

What's the big deal? Humans kill their babies before they're even born so they can be used in immortality research.

>Killing baby before its born
vs
>Eating baby that is alive after you yourself birthed it
m8 this isn't comparable in the last.

>x is/are the badguy
>x was framed
>elves are actually the bad guy

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fact. all dragons are evil

user no
why
i know this is fake but im sad now

All dragons?

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>archer class
>single shot
>multi shot
>arrow rain

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>Sci-Fantasy game
>Dragons are evil
>Humans are evil
>Elfs are evil
>Dwarfs are evil
>Trolls are evil
>Orcs are evil
>Bugs are chaotic evil

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yea

>tfw crabs are the true protagonists of earth

user stfu. Crabs cannot comprehend the concept of fetch.

>elves are presented as nature loving faggots at the start of the game
>by the end you realize they are nature loving faggots who ritualistically eat the flesh of other sentient races and are thrall to their crazed talking tree overlords

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Goddamn elves, ruining everything.

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>They often descend from the trees by falling, and can survive a fall of at least 4.5 m (15 ft) unhurt.

Wow crabs don’t give a fuck

>piercing shot
>aimed shot
>critical shot

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Certain state legislatures disagree since it's legal to perform post-natal abortion

>fantasy game
>only sentients you can fuck are humanoid

youtube.com/watch?v=U0Nfu7iR7lc It's just a crab.

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I cannot find any legislature in any state where it is legal to kill a baby after the baby is born.

because someone toucha his spaghet

Dont forget
>dragonslayer is goodguy but is the badguy antagonist that's actually the goodguy

You're right, my mistake. It's only okay to kill them right up until they're born. Until then it's perfectly normal and moral to kill them.

Hmph

How could you possibly forget

>Charge Shot

user are you okay? We were specifically comparing:
>Killing baby before its born
vs
>Eating baby that is alive after you yourself birthed it
Which is incomparable. I'll take your concession with this strange digression of yours.

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>Click to button to attack
>Hold the button to stronger attack

Honestly, seeing that many baby crabs is more disturbing than anything.

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Also forgetting pierce shot. Which is redundant considering that's the whole purpose of archers.

And don't forget our favorite, spiral shot!

>Hold the button for a minute
>The attack warps the air midswing and shatters the ground on impact, flattening whatever was in the way

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Pokémon has some crabs

No, you're comparing that. I was very clear in my first post that abortion is promoted in part to stem cells, and you decided to change my argument, and now you're deciding you won because you said so.

>Archer class
>Charge +20

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>Went from crab thread to abortion thread
Why can't we all just agree that babies suck and it should be legal to kill them both before AND after birth?

Pray reconsider your stance, friend

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a shame he's in jail

Have some more crab user.

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>fantasy game
>the world is Tolkien ripoff #10040405969685

I only agree if the babies aren't white.

All that matters is here's some crabs.

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i find crabs just as creepy as spiders, maybe more because im deeply afraid of the ocean

What an absolutely based seal.

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Man I wish games did this.

>game with destructible environments
>Hold button for 30 min somehow surviving wave after wave of enemies by evasion
>Allow hundreds of scrubs to build up across map
>Reach end of level
>Let go of the button
>Literally wipe the map out of existence

>Tropes with a side of crab

I like this thread

looks evil to me

how big are those fucking ants

Lucoa is not a dragon.

*bonk*

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>Seal swoops in and alpha male's the fuck out of the situation
Seals are truly based

That's what you get for picking the shit classes. Real men play as bards.

Fucking christ man.Can anything defeat the ants?

Leiningen.

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I don't know why but that kind of disturbs me

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To be an ant is to be legion.

go to bed Alex Jones you're very sober.

yeah, more ants
also I recommend this documentary for anyone interested youtube.com/watch?v=RdPsVpD6b08

IT'S OKAY TO KILL YOUR BABIES AS LONG AS YOU DO IT BEFORE THEY'RE BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M MORAL AND VIRTUOUS!!!!!!

WTF BROS

only an atomic bomb

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Molten metal youtube.com/watch?v=N_jHGQRvAts

THE EDF DEPLOYS

Oh yeah? Then what is she?

It's okay to kill babies after they're born too. I fucking hate babies.

>thief
>steal skill
>can only be used in combat

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He did win though, yer reading comprehension is fucked mate

They made a movie out of this story? Fucking nice. Great siege tale

No, he didn't. Your reading comprehension is fucked mate

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Nope, those ants are actually destroying the ecosystem of that island by killing everything. The only living creature they won't kill is a kind of tree insect because in exchange for it's life, it feeds them.

>fantasy game
>"""dragons""" have 2 legs

>crab eats babies after birth

>1 we kill babies all the time
>2 we don't kill them after they're born
>1 yes we do
>2 no we don't
>1 ok no we don't but we still kill them before they're born
>2 but this is about killing them after they're born
>1 no it's not

Nigga you're dumb as shit. You just lost the plot in an argument about crabs, go to sleep.

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You responded to that guy ignoring the original convo just so you could spout your opinion on how abortion is wrong. Which is retarded because you should’ve been aborted.

If dragons were evil and humans were good, would having sex with one voluntarily make the human more evil or the dragon more good?

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in AWE at these monsters

Technically she's a feathered serpent.

based sealbro

It's a lobster you dip

>eating babies after they're alive is completely incomparable and worse to killing unborn babies to harvest their stem cells
>this was never elaborated upon or explained but I'm right and you're wrong because I said so

I will now claim my victory as you are too stupid to make any sense.

You tried.

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>*knocks over your garbage can*
>*gets trash all over your driveway*

That sounds kinda annoying

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According to some random wiki she's apparently an "amphithere"which is some kind of dragon.

I'll take your concession with this strange digression of yours.

They renamed it "The Naked Jungle" and turned it into a romance, but yeah, it's real.

Name one (1).

Don't fret too much, crabs are sort of the punching bag of the animal kingdom. They're not really good at defending themselves in water or on land, they're slow, and basically everything their size or bigger wants to eat them and sometimes smaller stuff too. Their main and only real defense is hoping whatever's trying to eats them gets tired and bored before it breaks their shell open.

CRAB BATTLE

It's extremely annoying and they're considered pests. Worse, theyre a protected species from overhunting so you arent supposed to eat the fuckers. Which is for the best because as bottom feeders they might get Into shit that'd make them toxic to you

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But that's wrong, you stupid fuck

Kill your babies before they're born or you're a sexist.

Is this the predecessor of banjo kazooie?
Clapster and Grin?

BEWD

I want to cream those bazongas

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Why did he do it?

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The dragons in Lunar, Warcraft and Heavensward are good and the few bad ones started out as good. The concept of dragons being evil is wholly a western stereotype. Most cultures view them as paragons of wisdom.

Just reminded me of this old thing.
youtube.com/watch?v=PZ3DgcOrYCM

I can't stop seeing it's hamburger ass

>ravioli

Imagine being so fat that you look at crab and see food.

snip

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CHILDREN OF THE LAND DO YOU HEAR
ECHOES OF TRUTHS THAT ONCE RANG CLEAR

Obviously got hit with a Confuse Ray

napalm

FUCKING NORMIES WITH YOUR TWO ARMS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Pedophilia is evil

and seafood*

It's called autotomization. Some animals, like crabs can remove their own limbs for self defense.

crabs are food dumbass

A swing and a miss, champ

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That's a crab that eats ramen.

Are you a bad enough dude to eat the green stuff inside crabs?
It's super tasty, you know

crabs and lobsters are basically fucking giant insects and I dont feel bad about eating them

r/wooosh XD

Or you could just call him an idiot instead of being a faggot

Did you know hermit crabs have organized shell exchanges?
youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ

BASED seadoggo

Fire 4>Fire 4 > Fire 4> Dispair > Blizzard 3>Blizzard 4>Thunder

did you know the Italian word for "beans" is fagioli?

>Fantasy game
>Rogues are always chad

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What'd you say you little bitch?

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>Blocks your path

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>not sharpthunder

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The fuck is with that gorilla face?

>Gives his eyes to Nighogg so he can continue his vegeance and kill everyone
>Not evil

>fantasy game
>warrior/barbarian class
>berserk, whirlwind, big dick smash

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He didnt give his eye to Nidhogg out of malice though.

dragalia

There was an evil dragon clan as well

>FOUL
>enochian
>Xenoglossy

she looks like she fucks little boys

hot

Some games do it right.

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>gives half of his life to autistic brother so he doesn't die after trying to get revenge for their brother getting vore'd by degenerate knife eared bastards
>autistic brother just continues trying to enact his vengeance for millennia to the point where you agree to let some humans put him out of his misery, one of whom even brought your reincarnated dad in tow