Why do the gays and tranners love this guy so much?
Why do the gays and tranners love this guy so much?
why do you love gays and tranners so much?
they're basically hipsters but in terms of sexuality, so they like the hipsters favorite castlemania character from a game they never played. Same with all Earthbound fans. Actually what is it with Nintendo fans in general? Splatoon has the same problem with child predating gays.
It's literally gotten to the point where this guy is used more in everything. Tier lists have had him and put Simon in the "echo" section.
Simon got cucked hard.
>Why do the gays and tranners love this guy so much?
>masculine man
>whip
>faggot pose
hmm i wonder...
I thought trannies usually played Zelda.
Bro I just like castlevania let me have this
>have to play Simon to not look like a poser despite Rondo and SotN being my favorites
>big arms
>thicc thighs
>chiseled handsome mug
>wide chest and shoulders
>gruff and sexy voice
>"whip me daddy" weapon
>hung like 10 thousand horses
Its not gays and trannies, user, literally anyone in existence would be lucky to have this man as their own. Or be this man. Who wouldnt want to be him or with him?
have sex bigot
Cuz he's got a d they're gay, it's not complicated. I guess the whip also has something to do with it. What I'm more surprised about is that he overshadowed fucking Snake, like Snake is peak masculinity wtf
>scared of people judging you for who you pick in a children's party game
Maybe YOU are the gay, user
just play richter, no one will accuse you of not being a "real fan" if you clearly care about the character
Masculine but still has that boyish charm.
How do you know what gays and trannies like? you sound like you're in touch with your inner fag.
i wish i was a richter clone
He's the most handsome guy in Smash. You'd have to be a faggot to not find him even slightly attractive.
>no pit hair
Trash!
>most handsome guy in Smash
>play the fuck out of rondo on an emulator
>see DXC announced for psp, feverishly save money
>by luck find low price psp on ebay
>I can buy that and the game too
>16 or so at the time, binge DXC daily
>discover the original by accident in game
>get to play sotn for the first time
>play so much that I start doing no-hit runs for fun
Fuck whatever people say, I was more hyped to see Richter announced than even Ridley. DracX has been and remains one of my favorite games.
Hot
those people steal men's passions and make them slaves to their own self conciousness
mankind ill needs a worrywart such as you
man up and play your character
gay here, he's vaguely attractive so that's probably why.