Why haven't you finished EVERY touhou game yet ?

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I've finished inside every touhou

Because most of them are pretty much the same.

I haven't even finished one. that shit's hard.

i wanna finish inside cirno

I'm prioritizing my backlog of fapping to all touhou porn, I'll get back to the games after that.

I just don't like shmups. I think they're cool but I don't enjoy playing them.

I prefer run n guns to shoot em ups.

Can't finish what I haven't started.

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because I fucking suck

who doesn't

based
play 2hu fan-games

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im straight

Godspeed user

But I did

On Normal. But I did it

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The only thing that suck dick harder than bullet hells is my boyfriend.

>He hasn't even tried to play the games
You're an absolute disgrace.

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>played the touhouvania
>Have the shmup game and luna nights, but in backlog hell
>fapped to so many doujins by daiisuke and michiking
life is kinda shit so i don't feel like playing anything

I don't like the games.

>all the shitters in this thread
disgusting

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how did you get good enough in bullet hells

git gud

i try but it's pretty hard, too many bullet patterns i need to memorize

I'm erping as koishi so i can't right now.

Yea Forums sucks at video games, the only 'difficult' games they can beat are rote memorization ones like dark souls. Expecting them to beat a shmup, even touhou, is too much.

Understandable

Memorization is only a real factor on max difficulty, and a little bit on hard. You should be able to improvise on normal and easy.

>erp
Why is it that koishifags are always this autistic?

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I finished Subterranean Animism. I'm good.

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No special method, keep playing and practice parts you aren't good at.

distraction upon distraction keeps me from completing more games
my next target is UFO, I’ve heard this one is divisive, what should I know about it?

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Go for green UFOs and bomb a lot
It's a hard game, don't give up

Don't chase after UFOs in the middle of a boss and go for lives until you're full.

the UFO gimmick suffers from HRtP's ying yang ball syndrome, ranges from kinda convenient to borderline sons of fucking bitchin' retarded, encourages WAY heavier routing compared to other touhou games

The only ones I haven't played/beaten are the decimal games except Fairy Wars, although I really should get around to it.

Koishi is like the 2nd worst touhou and has the shittiest fanbase, so its only natural

Imagine being a koishitter

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Not the erpfag, but fuck you faggot, Koishi a cute!

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Fucking kill yourself you troglodyte.

Koishi is the blandest and shittiest touhou next to flandre

2hu is shit

I’ve tried beating Embodiment of Scarlet Devil multiple times, but I can’t even beat it on easy

>Why is it that koishifags are always this autistic?
You literally answered yourself, retarded reisenfag.

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They are hard and don't find them enjoyable.

koish is easily one of my favorites but i can rarely say that in front of others out of fear of association with either
>the OwO she is le cute Twitter/Discord folks
>the ones who think she's a violent sociopath
>the /jp/ diaper-sniffing crowd
worse than Remilia with how she attracts the worst followers

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>Implying that liking a character is on the same level as erping as one
Okay faggot.

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I'm not that user you retarded reisenfag

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boring, same shit every game

Come on now, Koishi might be shit, but she's not at all bland. There are far worse 2hus out there. At least Koishi's design is pleasant to the eye, unlike her sister's.

I never said you were that user
It would've been obvious anyways since you're posting Remilia.

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>koishi's design is pleasant to the eye

I've never read a more wrong post in my entire fucking life

What about this design is unpleasant?

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But I'm not wrong, just compare her to Satori. Now THAT is a mess.

>erpfag comes
>now everyone is throwing shit each other
lol

Because im not an autist. Mods please move this to /jp/ touhou is like mlp.

>Horrible colours
>grey hair like an old bitch
>heart into cabling makes no sense at all
>third eye isn't even attached, just kinda wrapped around.
>FRILLS FRILLS FRILLS FRILLS FRILLS

too busy jackin off

Because I have a decent social life.

2 CC's count r-right?

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shit taste

i'm enjoying the erp thanks for asking

>Horrible colors
It's called split complementary colors, fag
>Gray hair
Light green, ackshually
>Heart into cabling makes no sense
Your post makes no sense
>Third eye isn't even attached, just wrapped around
Literally wrong, check her sprites
>FRILLS FRILLS FRILLS FRILLS FRILLS
LMAO complaining about frills in a 2hu thread

Diagnosis: shit taste

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you posted an awful picture of her then, if your comeback is "but other art.."

you only have yourself to blame, faggot

Koishi was a mistake

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I did tho.
I'm working on hard 1ccs now, which reminds me.
which 1cc should I go for next? I 1cc'd TD a few days ago and haven't really picked my next one

The user you replied to isn't the one who posted it.

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So theres multiple koishifags here?

unfortunate that this place is a cesspit

Don't lump me in with the erpfag

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We run this place now, bitch. Know your place

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Did you only do TD?
6-8 are stupidly easy compared to TD

You're all the same tier of garbage.

Wrong, she is among the best 2hus.

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I like Koishi ! and angry posters are usually newfags

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This thread belongs to Koishi now

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>6-8 are stupidly easy compared to TD
TD has easier patterns by far

I 1cc'd touhou 6
am I kewl yet?

Because Touhou is a stupid and shit series and Reimu, Cirno and every other garbage character from that shit franchise sucks ass.

>shit on a koishifag all koishifags comes to the rescue
Koishi is pure love.

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More like hivemind mentality

And also the most resource starved game in the series, which made it harder than some others for me

1cc a real arcade game
p.s.

Convince me not to preorder the Remilia fig reprint, 2hufags

Tell it to the marines

I'd also argue that Yea Forums is collectively better at FPS game, single player cinematic games and platformers.
In other words, what you would call normie games

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diaper

I've beat every mainline touhou game, also I love Yuugi! I made 2 fumos and a nendoroid of her!

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I've never seen you outside of /jp/ before, Yuugi-user.
You mind posting more pics of your fumo?

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That's because I don't post often. Regardless, here's a pic from a little over a month ago when I went to Japan and went to the UN Owen bar and met-up with zerokonbu2

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still going strong user? congrats on going where many 2hufags can only speculate of going

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Still going, I currently have an Alice fumo on the way to make a Parsee, I'll be making her alongside my third Yuugi. This time in her kimono

You are absolutely based, Yuugifag.
I will cease my shitposting in this thread just for you.

Thanks user!

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keep seething, reimu

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Yea

A smiling Satori feels unnatural to see

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I'm trying to 1CC Phantasmagoria of Flower View right now (on normal). The randomness makes it pretty addicting to just play over and over, but it doesn't feel like I'm improving any more. I've gotten Eiki down to 0.5 lives several times, but it feels like she can dodge bullets forever even when I spam out everything I've got, and I myself can't dodge bullets forever when the entire screen becomes filled with multiplying projectiles.
Do any of you know any good strategies to clear the story, or is it just a matter of trying over and over until the RNG works in my favor?

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Just keep trying, PoFV's AI is really fucking inconsistent.

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Keep trying, and she's practically immortal on the first life.

What are the best Touhou fangames? Already finished Luna Nights and don't like visual novel garbage.

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puppet dance performance
its literally pokemon, but touhou

Shining Shooting Stars
Fantastic Danmaku Festival part II

I like nazrin

I haven't 1cc all of them but I've at least cleared all of them on normal and some on lunatic.
Who the fuck ever plays on hard?

Same.

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Koumajou Densetsu II

why you say so? all those memetic secondary doujin artists don't understand.
Satori is the Ultimate Being

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What an elegant creature.

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I like my Komeijis fluffy or depressed

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Cookies is NG

>green flandre

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Just give yourself max lives and hope she tires herself out enough from kicking your ass.
Try Reimu or Sakuya. Reimu is just good at almost everything and Sakuya's knife throw can surprise the AI. If you're a defensive player try Youmu though she isn't as good on attack like Sakuya.
I love Marisa's laser melting bosses, but the AI seems to easily dodge her attacks.
Reisen is just hard mode so don't bother with her as the AI will easily dodge your everything. Her special might as well be 1+ to difficulty level.
Just started playing it recently myself and it is very fun. Other mainline touhou's are boring to me, but this one is really good.
I assume you only have the default unlocks for story mode and also know the basics of sending bullets and ex attacks to the enemies side.

>not being able to do/have both
lel

Fuck off zangief

>Just give yourself max lives

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Koishi is much cuter and sexier than Flandre, and she can be in direct contact with sunlight.

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it's been maybe 10+ years since I've been exposed to this series yet I never bothered to even learn how to play them

Touhou hentai sucks though, 9/10 times it is drawn like shit and the uploader mistags futa as yuri

>2hu
>not rote memorization

Spam level 2 attacks. Every death decreases her timer so after 2 deaths she usually drops dead around 2:30, 3 deaths is 2:00 etc etc. If you can't survive against her 3 minutes than yeah you're just bad.

Because I have severe autism and I won't be satisfied moving on until I've 1 CC'd every game on the hardest difficulty. But I'm stuck on 1. How do I get over this?

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i'm still trying to 1cc IN on normal

Can't rote memorize the randomized parts. Soulsfags hit a brick wall everytime they meet those

Why would I play even one generic waifushit bullet hell with so many other bullet hells in existence that don't need pre-pubescence to market their game?

reminder that cookie is 2hu and /jp/niggers cant stop it

Just because it's mostly girls doesn't mean it's waifu shit. It's one of the least sexualised franchises in Japan.
Fanlets who'd hump a rock if you drew a pussy on it aren't indicative of anything.

>frilly, ankle-length dresses
>fapbait
Teach me your timetravel secrets, Victorian-kun

>He isn't in it for the music
I dare you to find a catchy song in a non ZUN one

god, I want to trap the 2hus in a hot room then bring them out to smell their armpits one-by-one

Oh yeah totally fapping it to these drawings mmmmmm

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I want to play them but all I have is a Mac and a PS4, honestly dunno how to get into them which is a shame because I used to love shmups

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It’s enough when bullets move slower than /jp/‘s catalog

Finding a catchy song is easy, most have at least one or two. Finding a game with as many catchy songs as touhou per game, now that's a dare.

Hard, not normal. Normal TD is indeed a joke.

I'll be honest, I don't really know what Touhou is, except that it involves anime girls.

But even lunatic TD is somehow easy.

Is it true that Reimu sells her body to any woman that donates money to the shrine?

no.

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Even if they donate... THIS much?

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Where does Gensokyo's money supply come from if the human village is just a bunch of subsistence farmers and assorted peasants? What is Yukari's tax policy?

if its THAT much, only her armpit is sold

too bad marisa and yukari already bought them

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They have literal nuclear energy

I've seen the fumos, please post the nendo Yuugifriend.

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I found out with that project that I'm VERY bad at painting.

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I laughed out loud, I don't know what I was expecting. She's still super charming!

Thanks, I made her because I REALLY wanted a Yuugi figure/statue, and the only things thus far released are 7 garage kits, the last of which was released in 2012, simultaneously, the only auction for one of them was also in 2012.

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I'm surprised, she doesn't get fanart like she used to but she's always been pretty popular, especially compared to everyone who's not Koishi from SA.

>she doesn't get fanart like she used to but she's always been pretty popular, especially compared to everyone who's not Koishi from SA.
That's not entirely the case, if we're going solely by the yearly popularity polls, which really are reflective of actual popularity. Satori, Okuu, Orin, and Parsee are all more popular than her, with Yuugi being at 77th place, right behind Kanako, and in front of Shou (She's also several positions behind fortune teller). Furthermore, Yuugi has consistently dropped in popularity EVERY year since her inception, wherein she debuted at 41, and has since then, never risen in place. This year marks the only year where she hasn't dropped in popularity, maintaining position number 77. A majority of her popularity comes from the west, as in the east, she's not particularly popular outside of being a friend of Suika, or being shipped with Parsee. It's a sad state of affairs, but I still love this adorable oni.

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Eh, Fortune Teller's not a great yardstick, he only gets meme votes.

>in front of Shou
ok that's pretty dire

I cleared HSiFS on __easy recently. Maybe one day I'll do it again on a higher difficulty.

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I've finished inside every hole of Cirno's.

Yeah, it's a sad state of affairs when she's just barely above Rinnosuke.

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Already leagues better than the 'fans' who won't even try the games, keep at it

I don't play kusoge where the only appeal is waifus, sorry.

Cirno is a cracka..

FPBP
PREORDER THE TOUHOUVANIA FIGURES NOW

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Imizu is a fucking GOD. That is all.

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I can't belive marisa kirisame would do this, im shaking this can't be a real picture

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No, she does it for free. Play SoEW

>he doesn't masturbate to hinaface

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Why do people waifufag 2hus? They have no character whatsoever. Literally villain of the week tier personalities. I get that they are cute but shits pathetic.

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Being funny is a personality. A lot of them are very funny, on top of being cute.

Because they have their characters expanded upon in the official printworks, and with my case with Yuugi it's a conglomeration of everything about her, her design, character, music, stage, midboss and boss fight, game she's in, fan interpretations of her and the representations thereof, everything about her I love, I love Yuugi!

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She is just some drunkard you jack off to.

wholesome post

Factually incorrect, I actively read and keep up with all her doujin series, like daidara storybook, but please, keep projecting.

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what personality, exactly, do waifufags have? non-sequitur, ad hominem and regurgitated meme replies are not a personality
and the worst part is most of them aren't exactly cute anyway, so they really haven't got a lot going for them

Because before I ever saw a frame of gameplay I had to endure being near the franchise's shameful fanbase. If I have to miss out on a mediocre game series in a terrible genre to not be bunched with you grotesque creatures, that's a small price to pay.

Keep paying out the ass to read some fat japs fapbait rendition of your surface level cringe waifu.

I just wait for it to get translated and put onto any of the several boorus for it, also.
>cringe
lol

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Have sex with your custom doll hotshot.

Nice comeback.

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not even chamaji can make star sapphire behave

Nice cumsock of a doll.

>thin_your_paints.jpeg

Stop pretending to be me.

tell me about Futo
specifically, how her outdated way of speaking is meant to sound in Japanese?

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If you stop fapping then you will start to only like characters with personality.

Because I haven't even beaten Remilia yet.

>They have no character whatsoever

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I literally don't know where to start

HRtP, get the torrent of the whole series on nyaa

Don't overreact when people make fun of your waifu guys lmao. My waifu is a pink hedgehog and you don't see me go out of my way defending her honor

Cool thanks

>My waifu is a pink hedgehog
based

>My waifu is a pink hedgehog

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I like all of Nicetack’s interpretations of characters

I started in Mountain of Faith before onto other games, great music and decently challenging while not quite a kick in the teeth like other games

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Isn't she like twelve, and wished herself older?

In the comic

And there's always Marisa B for the shameful cheese.

Buy the games on Steam
Double Spoiler and Great Fairy War soon

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Wily Beast soon!

I want to play them so I can connect more with the Dojins

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So do it. Also read a couple of the books.

Because I hate Sumireko and refuse to play her game.

Because I'm too much of a fucking casual, bro. I've tried playing them on normal with the max number of lives and until it won't let me restart anymore and I've still never finished one. I'm just too bad at video games for 2hu. Also I my pride doesn't allow me to play on easy.

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UFO eventually.

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Is there a touhou game compilation where I can download all the main series games at once? I heard there was, but google shows nothing

Her game is about beating her up because she's a dumb dork. It might be cathartic.

Silly user! there's no game about Sumireko besides ULiL!

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see

Len’en

I only 1cc'd PCB and EOSD. Haven't kept up with the game since SA.

there's one on the Cartel nyaa, but it also has
>tohocrap

Good job, user. Easy mode might not be considered a "real" clear but I'm glad you made it that far, and I'm sure you'll improve and get that Normal 1cc soon!

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I cleared a few of them, but then I decided that the only games in the series I really enjoyed all that much were the photography ones.

18 people actually play touhou.
The rest make shitty remixes or covers of BGM and draw shitty Doujins.

Thanks!

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Does ZUN hates isekai? Sumireko’s entire character feels like him shitting on it

CtC is canon

I dunno, I think it's a matter of perspective. Like, she's a dumb brat, but less so than some characters. And at the end of the day she's just another character.

A lot of Gensokyo is isekai: SDM, Prismrivers, Moriya, Buddhists and Taoists, etc

But how does Doremy fit in with that?

Gensokyo is an Eastern Wonderland, and in the end Wonderland was just a dream. Don't worry about it 'cause none of it's actually real.

Aren't a lot of these gods supposed to be men?

If they're men then how did I impregnate them?

Anyone with a choice would be a 2d girl. Gods are no exception

There's male gods and youkai and humans in Gensokyo, they're just not relevant because ZUN likes cute girls.

Shapeshifting
In the Taoist gang’s case they just reincarnate as cute girls

Who's the most pitiful 2hu to date? Kogasa? Koishi? Junko? Someone else that I'm maybe forgetting?

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I don't know, they seem like silly weirdos in their legends.

Kogasa is a joke character that gets unjustly beaten up all the time, so her

For the Taoists, were they dudes (except for Seiga) before? I'm kinda fuzzy on that.

For whatever reason I always think of Sara.
>completely fails at her job
>shat on by all four playable characters
>Stage 1 boss so no memorable patterns
>got retconned out of existence immediately after her debut game
Like Meiling is a similar role, except she's appeared relatively frequently and was playable in two spinoffs.

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Daiyousei and Koakuma keep showing up in background shots of the official manga and they're never ever getting actual names or backstory, they're more pitiful.

never played them and don't think they'd be up my alley personally

I don't move on to the next game until I've 1cc'd the highest difficulty I think I'm capable of. That's been lunatic for half the series, hard for the other half. It's slow going and I'm not in a rush.

I'm gonna post it

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NO user-KUN DON’T FUCKING DO IT user FIR THE LOVE OF GOD I BEG YOU

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do it

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Considering the fact that I never did anything related to touhou besides fap to doujins, and that I'm absolute trash at bullet hells in general:

What game should I start with?

I'M GONNA DO IT

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i don't play chink games

Which 2hu has the puffiest cunny?

Just finished TD. Does the series all go downhill after this like people say?

of course not

Unironically because I'm bad

The games are fine. That's a meta complaint about the rise of boatshit and gachashit killing half the fandom.

Start with 6 and work upwards from there
7 and 8 are easier if 6 is too hard for you

Danke

Honestly I considered TD a low point in my playthrough personally. Really, really love Youmu's shottype in that game, but don't really care for any of the characters and found the game to be on the easy side (though this was after I spent a whole month practicing UFO before I finally got my 1cc so it could be that my perception was skewed). 14 and 16 both have very enjoyable gimmicks that encourage aggression and not just rote memorization on when to use trance, and 17's gimmick, at least from the demo, is like UFO and TD combined their gimmicks with the best of both worlds. LoLK is an anomaly, and I mean even then SOME people like that game so maybe you will too.

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I myself consider TD the lowpoint of the series.
Although the games after each have their own flaws, they're much more fun than TD.

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I myself wouldn't pay much attention to the opinion of a person who posts such shitty pictures.

Feel free to name a game in the series that released after TD and also is less enjoyable.

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b-b-but Desire Drive!

Great theme.
Doesn't make the game less boring though.
Especially the early 3 stages. TD is so fucking slow

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HSiFS is really good

MoF (Touhou 10) has unlimited continues, so try that one

why are touhoufags so shit

MoF is the worst game in the series, though. You can almost hear ZUN phoning it in.

what's the best game and why is it IN
how the fuck do you get last words

Last Words state their unlock requirment when selected

b-but new engine

I didn't even read your post. I was just telling you your picture was bad.

VD

i can't 1cc any of them on any difficulty above easy because i'm bad

venereal disease?

no, cockroaches

holy fuck that image

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All main Touhou games run with wine, so just play them on your mac. Sorry for the late reply.

>There's male gods and youkai and humans in Gensokyo, they're just not relevant because ZUN likes cute girls.
What would be the masculine equivalent to the frilly dresses that Zun puts on all his females?

bulging muscle men with shaped faces in frilly dresses

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but that's factually wrong

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>Does ZUN hates isekai? Sumireko’s entire character feels like him shitting on it
Because ZUN is a man with actual taste.

>There is a SECOND Touhou gacha in the works
I know I shouldn't give a fuck since they're not official but it makes fear about the direction the series is taking

How is the SDM isekai?

>touhou on DLSite
>touhou on Steam
Touhou was a Mistake

who cares about that

>Toby Fox was a mistake
FTFY

People have been doomposting about Touhou getting on Steam that it would ruin everything
Well guess what, it got on steam almost two years ago already and absolutely nothing changed

>absolutely nothing changed
>touhou fangames fucking everywhere
>fucking gachas being made

You have a point with all the garbage chinese fangames but japs making gachas has nothing to do with steam

Addendum: Touhou on steam isn't a problem but allowing fangames to be sold there is

I played some of scarlet devil back in the day but I don't really like this kind of game and the cute girls doesn't make up for it in this case sadly.

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Why does he wear the choker?

Fashion.

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On a scale from 0 to 10, with 0 being your average human villager and 10 being Reimu/Clownpiece, what is Rinnosuke's powerlevel?

oh my look what day it is!

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too busy playing viewtiful joe red hot rumble for the nintendo gamecube t b h

I'm guessing he is pretty weak because according to ZUN he doesn't have any fighting abilities like Reimu does.

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like a 2 or a 3

Because the vast majority of them are bad.

but he collects outside world shit, you don't need combat abilities when you can just shoot people

According to japs, 20th of July is Nazrin day

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Because SA is a fucking bitch

Where does Cirno fall on this scale?

shut the fuck up koishitter

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>DURRR POPULAR THINGS BAD

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Epic for the win! Based wojak poster

Playing on a 15'' laptop screen is absolute suffering

Wojaks might be shit, but it will never be as shitty as hipsterposting

Its not hipster posting because popular characters aren't good

Cope and dilate, tranny koishitter

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I'm not pretending anything, faggot.

Koishi is the worst fucking touhou, and her fanbase (Including you) are some of the most annoying niggers, you can't even post the correct reaction image you dumb mouth breathing retard

>you don't need combat abilities when you can just stop time
>you don't need combat abilities when you can steal them from people's mind
>you don't need combat abilities when you can tell people to kill themselves

Idfk dude, Flandre and Koishi are actually good characters, but somehow you think your opinion on them will change that?

kill yourself you secondary retard

Do you really think outside world technology would do shit to a youkai?

>Liking characters secondaries always complain about because they "hurr durr steal the spotlight" is a secondary thing
Hahaha no

-1 or -2 honestly
He couldn't even get rid of a mold fairy you fucking tertiary moron.
Even the inbred villagers can scare them off and he couldn't even do that lmao.

u know how anime has satire characters that schizophrenically rant about pathetic and mundane shit like japanese idols, 2d characters, voice actors etc while being really fat and portrayed in the most disgusting, vile way possible?
thats the only thing i can think of when i read ur posts lmao

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Flandre steal what spotlight? Off-handed dialogue and Aya articles?

>flandre stealing spotlight
Her appearing in one maybe two Aya articles always with her sister of course? Maybe her getting mentioned sometimes when talking about the SDM, or is it that one time Pachinko made it rain to stop her from going out?

Oh you actually mean your fanlet doujins lmao

Because only 5-6 of the games are actually worth that commitment.

Today is moon-flag day, though. The entire earth is celebrating this year.

I only played Scarlet Weather Rhapsody with anons when the weekly threads for multiplayer went on. It was fun but I never play bullet hells or fighters so I was ultra mega shit.
Komachi best girl though

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There's no Touhou switch collection

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Fans love her despite being completely irrelevant in canon

future arsonist

>I cleared HSiFS on __easy
I don't think you cleared anything since the game doesn't let you through the last stage on easy. Or did that change? I've never played any game on easy, so I wouldn't know.

Literally only EoSD doesnt allow you to get to stage 6 on Easy.
Every other game in the series does, but an easy 1cc doesn't unlock Extra

>Flandre and Koishi are actually good characters
Hoo boy, no they're not. Flandre hasn't been characterized enough in canon and Koishi is more of a concept rather than an actual character. I understand, different opinions and all, but how the fuck can anyone call Koishi and Flandre good characters when actual good characters like Reisen and Mokou exist. It's almost hilarious how much better written they are in comparison.

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>gameplay so repetitive you only getcthe energy for 1-3 playtroughs a day
>story so vague you won't get anything even from the wiki
>characters so ugly fans have to fix them
I mean, i played 1-12, finished 6 and extra'd 9 if that's what you wanna hear. It's an okay series but nothing that would make me play all of them. now post more of that pink haired animal lover

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Because they're all shit apart from luna knights

Touhou fangames are not Touhou games

Not even for the music? It's what keeps me coming back every now and then.
Each touhou is like a concentrated can of MGRR during its best moments

Youtube is a thing you know

Also LLS and MS

The music is fine on its own but I feel the easy bullet hell gameplay really accentuates it, much like MGRR.

>characters so ugly fans have to fix them
I actually really like zun's art and I think it's cute.

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Because they're poor games made for waifubait.
And you trannies eat it up

They're the only good ones. Zun can't draw or animate for shit. in fact the only thing he really can do is music.

Tanned fox

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Just because they don't have much screen time doesn't means they aren't good characters lmao

hello plebbit my old friend

lolk is too hard for a normal 1cc.
or rather I don't want to grind it.

not an argument.

Mobile gacha shit

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no-skill memo games for grind monkeys
I stopped after getting a lunatic 1cc and because the last 2-3 games have shit music and shit characters

It's pretty easy with Reisen, just do pointdevice before you attempt that

in what game did reisen use the megaphone gun?

14.5 PS4 only and 15.5

Sorry, I don't play poverty STGs for autistic babies. Play something with some actual difficulty and some actual production value.

The only 2hus I love are the ones who gave me a hard time while playing.

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It btfo the lunarians

I think that's 21st and either way
>The entire earth is celebrating
Probably like 99,99% of gensokyo has no idea it ever even happened

Since when did shinigami have massive tits?

But it didn't though
shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=18126.0

>slight shadows and line curves in the clothing around the chest area
>massive tits

Massive for 2hu standards. They are all pretty flat in most official art but Komachi stands out as having noticeable tits

Maybe they'll die in an earthquake.

>when actual good characters like Reisen and Mokou exist. It's almost hilarious how much better written they are in comparison.
And of course it's an INfag. If there's something overrated, that's your game.

It is the 20th in the US and Europe, 21th in Asia and beyond.

IIRC few years ago when ZUN was asked about it, he said Yuugi has the biggest tits of the cast.
But her official art doesn't seem to have tits at all.

Where's I love Reisen-user

>INfag
Mokou and Reisen only become better in ULiL-AoCF though

>michiking
Hyper based

1CC OR BUST user

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The astronauts landed on the moon on the 20th, but they didn't actually get out of the spacecraft and walk on the lunar surface until the 21st

Afrer 8th part the games get boring. They aren't that good. I have hard 1ccd touhou 6, 8. And 7 lunatic 1ccd. All extra cleared.

Why do you pretend to be retarded?

>Aya's miniskirt in a sea of dresses

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Funnily enough IN is the only windows Touhou game I hadn't even started. It just so happens that IN cast is well written, unlike EoSD and SA casts. Simple as that. And pretty much this

What about it, user?

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>Play something with some actual difficulty
>he plays luna nights and other shitty fangames
toppest of keks

Which sage is your sage?

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Because I don't give a shit about Touhou and the extent of my exposure to this franchise are era porn games.

>pick a sage
>get two girls for free

Aya is such a healthy tengu

Except Kasen

I need to make a 2hu for F-list ERP but the groups all seem so cliquey.

>hermit Kasen
>oni Kasen
>ibara Kasen

i can't believe zun sold out

i finished inside every touhou if you catch my drift

If you go with Okina, you get 180 kids for free.

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I will take the sage of lewd pink, thank you very m,uch

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nah, ms does. but yeah neither lls nor eosd have a final stage on easy.
you might be thinking mof, which gives a bad ending on easy (also like lls and ms), but it still has a final stage.

d-doujin spirit!!1

*also like lls and eosd

>we might actually start seeing 2hus in suggestive poses and clothing
Please god, no. Don't turn my pure touhou into a soulless gachashit

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Can ZUN even draw suggestive poses?

Actually an Easy 1CC does unlock extra. At least in HSiFS it does

ZUN probably not, but the artist working on those gachas definitely yes
The fact that Reimu has her tummy exposed for no reason is a massive red flag

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Let's just hope that it doesn't get attention then

Benben’s bare legs are supposed to be his idea of suggestive design

That could be a pretty big collection. I imagine something like that would have at least the last few main touhous and a few side games.

why are crow tengu like this?

Do we still hate Kasen?

to attract potential mates.

I have though

I started playing the windows 2hus games some years ago intent on beating them all and got through esod and pcb, then I took a break and when I got back to them again there were like 5 new games that got released so I gave up and lost interest.

im not very good at them
the only ones ive 1cced are 6 and 7 on normal

There hasn't been a single male crow tengu in the series, though. What mates?

You took a 7 year break or something?

>he said that while posting WaHH
Ironing.

>Become assistant in kappa workshop (this consists mostly of running errands and trying to decipher what they perceive as instructions)
>Become associate editor of the Kakashi Spirit News
>Work at Kourindou in exchange for putting up with Rinnosuke's endless questions about the outside world
>Become associate editor of the Bunbunmaru Weekly
>Become a servant at the Scarlet Devil Mansion
>Study medicine at Eientei. You rank lower than Reisen.
>Open up a shop in the human village using what marketable skills (you) possess
>Fairysitting so they stop bothering the farmers
Choose

Tanned Cirno cunny

Study medicine at Eintei.

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I'd probably get killed and eaten by some random youkai before I could make any of those choices.

Because I'm not a virgin

>Accept shikigami contract with Yukari upon entering the barrier

in puffy bloomers!

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Working at Kourindou seems comfy

Disregard bitches, acquire bros

I'm around but this isn't a waifu thread!

Do you have the IQ for that, user?

Because I'm not a pedophile.

>tfw the doujinshis I like about touho include tall grills + impregnation leading to happy ending with belly and visible pubes

I thought this'd be more common but apparently this website is filled with faggots according to all the trap/tranny shitposting

Why do the fairies keep picking Reimu as their target for pranking? Isn't that like the dumbest target you could pick?

>not including gore
pleb

Faeries are forces of nature and basically immortal.

They do not care and do it for the lulz even if they sometimes die for it

in nopan!

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fairies dont give a fuck especially when youre dumb as a brick and can just come back

that's DDC though.

What do you think the Stage 6 boss and Extra Stage boss for WBaWC will be?

>Impregnation and happy endings
Absolutely based.

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>not rouge or the cat
Damned furry with no taste

i unironically expect kasen, maybe as phantasm

Fact: Mokou's grudge is completely unwarranted and Kaguya did nothing wrong.

t. kags

I never really had the time to play all the touhou games plus the fact that shumps never really grabbed my attention

name even a single thing she did wrong
>guy shows up
>says he completed the challenges
>"no you didn't, you cheated"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CANNOT STAND
>daughter
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CANNOT STAND

Reisen pls go

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>presenting a task as completable with full knowledge that it is not can't be wrong in any way
mooninite logic everyone

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Well then maybe the suitors should fuck off already since she didn't want to get married in the first place

Why is Reimu's business sense so awful?

She specialized to much in murder and brutality

PCB

Because HRtP and the Phantasmagoria games are bad.
Not into the fighters for now.

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Why is her name udon

I just got into touhou with PCB, because when I was choosing I liked the 1th stage music, what is the community opinion on PCB?

Dude's got a foot fetish, right? There's so goddamn many shoeless 2hus.

ur bad

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I can't even finish EoSD, which is the first one I'm playing.

PCB is really good. I like that one a lot.

I can't finish EoSD and I've been playing touhou on and off for years. I'd say it's one of the harder ones.

Its great, the only part I dislike is that dork

It isn't?

How would you rank the shmup touhou games from easiest to hardest? (So excluding TH1, 3, 9 and any side games in other words.)

>cirno, benben, yatsuhashi, minoriko
Who else

>Hardest
LoLK, UFO, SA
>Easiest
MoF, maybe TD

12.8 is a shmup too and one of the hardest in the series

Ringo, Hecatia, Ebisu, Etarnity, Nemuno, Shinmyoumaru, Wakasagihime, Soga and Mima lol

>Dissing LoLK
I like it a lot. Giving graze more depth was a lot of fun. Playing on Legacy Mode, it encouraged me to take risks and think more deeply about how to move through patterns. I'd like to see graze used more in the future

i'd become an editor for Bunbunmaru, with no questions asked about the accuracy of its contents. Always something going on, is somewhat popular, and so the likelihood of losing the job is low not counting any potential deaths that may occur while on the job

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Remind me why there was such a big gap between UFO and TD, and then ZUN's been churning them out again now?

He had children and started making his game every other year after that

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Better than nothing I guess?

Source of image? All search engines come up empty.
Art style reminds me of Tro but apparently it is not him.

Family
He mentions his son broke his back right in TD's credits

>all search engines
Use better search engines.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64894029

Why are hags so cute?

in swimsuit!

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Thanks. I did try SauceNao but it didn't work for some reason, and now it does.

suwako playable when

NOW

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2009

windows 10

2009

vpatch

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Nazrin!

NASA MOON LANDING 50TH ANNIVERSARY

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Reisen game when ?

I am doing them in order with every character

National Aeronautics and Space Administration the great Space Race between the USA and USSR the Apollo space program Apollo 11 the moon landing of July 20, 1969 Neil Armstrong Buzz Aldrin Michael Collins the United States of America

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72.226.97.126:6969
Who wants to play Age of Ethanols lads

youtube.com/watch?v=hhaoqq2BQkc

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touhou rhythm game when?

Does Rhythm Carnival not count?

There's that one fangame. Too bad it's only EoSD and they never made another one.

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I guess it does. I mean something with a focus on all the instrument touhous, mystia and Mai/Satono,

>one panel where two girls are in the same room
>tags: yuri

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what's the best fangame and why is it takkoman

Why is there a tranny flag behind her?

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because if im going to put the effort towards beating a shmup id rather play a good one

is 2hu reclining?

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I don't remember, somebody on /jp/ said something that made me edit it.

It's not reclining, it's preparing.

Yuri goggles are a hell of a drug.

Should I wait warmly?

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please

Tfw arrowhead retired only to take photos of shitty cosplayers.

Seething secondary faggot. TD was complete shit and every (main) game after was excellent.

I've recently discovered Shibayan Records and got hooked on it. Recommend me some good fucking 2hu music.

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You are the chosen one spoken of in prophecy. You have the power within you to git gud and someday surpass even arrowhead in making lewd mmds or whatever that is. I have faith in you.

Mainline game where all four are playable when?

nyaa.si/view/998031

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Diao ye zong is pretty great

Honestly I'll take Sakuya over all these other stage 5 sluts any day

It's interesting that it hasn't happened yet.

>WBaWC
>Youmu
>HSiFS
>Cirno, Aya
>LoLK
>Sanae, Reisen
>DDC
>Sakuya
>TD
>Sanae, Youmu
I wonder if we'll ever get Futo as a playable character

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t.filtered by Shou

>Satsuki Rin playable never

why is she so flat when she needs to have huge tits?

Peso pls.

Futo's been playable in ULiL and AoCF, hasn't she?

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Well since the cirno swuimsuits are public anyone could do it, but i just hate the MMD community so much to invest time and effort on it.

I mean in shump game but yes, that's true.

Yes, only the cats, fairy and dancers left

I wonder what kind of shot type she would have been in EoSD as well as her ending.

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Poor Orin.

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And the new stage 5 boss we're getting in a couple weeks, assuming we're getting a new stage 5 boss and not everyone's favorite hell-judge.

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Tewi for last post!

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