IT'S UP

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>nigger elves

yikes

>those youtube comments
pop culture was a mistake

WTF
where are the POC???
fucking bigot netflix executives

What's that trailer song anyway. I swear it's on every fucking netflix trailers or somewhere else. Probably something royalty free

What the fuck happened to his medallion?
Is it flat in the books or what?
Also,
>using women as footsoldiers in what is basically the middle ages
It's like you want them to be raped.

>Somehow a polish tv series looks much better now
Looks like shit.
The only good part is that ripped body.

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this looks uncanny
his hair and biceps look cgi'd on

Why retard moviemakers still use shitty lenses that give 1 week old kitten eyes? Are they retarded? Everyone can that shit.
It worked only in pre HD era.

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>flat medallion

Why did they pick Cavill?

He peetered out on easy super hero bucks. They must not have expected this to go past ss1 because he won't stay dedicated to it.

OH NO NO NO

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>million budget tv series with first class actors
>less cinematic than a videogame made by a bunch of underpaid slavs
How.

la creatura...

Soul

So Nilfgaard has penis armor
great.

in a european setting ... gtfo race cuk

His muscles make no sense. Geralt was an ugly lanky mutant. Making him a tanned Adonis makes as much sense as making fringilla black

>No cat eyes

Looks okay but the minority casting will kill this show. What a shame.

>where are the POC???

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I was cautiously optimistic but this looks much worse than expected, the colour palette is fucking generic trash and the production value in general sucks ass
HBO should've been the ones to make this

they're trying to snag the GoT audience while creating a show that is 10x cheaper to produce and it'll only backfire in the long run

>black elves gooooodd
>white human bbbbaaaaddd
Wow such thrilling political intrigue.

God it's uncanny

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Did they say elves were the original inhabitants? Thought that was the dwarves and gnomes? They're going to turn this into 'muh poor indigenous elves' shit aren't they

>Is it flat in the books or what?
Yes
>using women as footsoldiers in what is basically the middle ages
Pretty sure that's Brokilon, meaning dryads.

Never expect anything of SJWflix. You won't have any disappointments and you'll occasionally have a nice surprise.

Too many cis-gendered white women! Fuck these bigots!

>they're giving yen a capeshit tier origin story
for what purpose? we don't need to see her go from a down syndrome girl to le powerful woman, and why the fuck is istredd there

all humans are bad. they are literally an invasive species in the world of the Witcher

I was hoping that they'll be putting some more resources into this show since something like daredevil has decent production value, but it looks like they went the cheap route

I take back everything i said about him

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>They're going to turn this into 'muh poor indigenous elves' shit aren't they
That's what it looks like.
Muh colonialism.
Absolute garbage.

>this is supposed to be dirty medieval era
The habitations looks so fucking clean and sterile and the rest looks like a cheaper Game of Thrones. The Polish series have looked much better than this and they had budget of 2 t-shirts and a pack of gum.

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>0:16
There you go.
There's your token negroes.

So what time frame is the series supposed to be during?

>Netflix announces Witcher series
>wow this will probably be shit
>cast announced
>wow this will probably be shit
>set/costume leaks
>wow this looks like shit
>trailer released
>wow how can it look this bad?

I don't doubt that, but it's very clearly making it a white vs black thing.
Just more divisionist garbage form Netflix.
Also, the Scoatel are a bunch pricks and assholes. Elves can do better.

my guess is before the first book

ohnononono

i thought it was funny that the trailer doesn't even mention the games. it says based on the best-selling book series. even netflix knows people don't take video games seriously.

well its a good thing those niggers arent elves then. theyre dryads, which dont have racial beef like that

Because he gushed about how much he loved playing Witcher and how he'd love to star in it before Netflix even had the rights for it so they grabbed him up for it.

They don't have the GoT budget.

uhh
have you touched the series at all?

lets hope they go no romance route, the most based route for Geralt

Cavill loves his vidya and expressed his interest in playing Geralt if he could.

they're mixing up events from different parts of the first 4 books or so while adding a bunch of their own OC
basically they're not adhering to the books

I'm aware that the themes of discrimination and racism are a part of the series, But they're clearly making it about white vs black.

i really hope they shoot the chapter where Geralt claims babby Ciri at the end

Not a single instance of Pam Pa Ram in the trailer.
Garbage.

pls be episodic

Looks cheaper and way more poorly lit than the video games. What's the fucking point of a big budget studio production if it's going to look worse than a video game?

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>Yes
To be fair is something that the game did way better.

Max toxicity Gerald is going to be kino.

I don't think its too bad. People will not like it because it won't look like the games with the armor and creature design. It won't have the game music either.

Biggest issue will be the budget. Netflix isn't throwing millions on this it seems so it will depend on how good the team is on doing cool stuff on the cheap but I don't feel like they have the best people directing and working on this.

Even poor kurwas had cat eye lenses and proper 3d medallion, why this fags are so lazy.

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Does this look like a dryad to you?

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>did way better
Cooler*, but a medallion with all those pointy bits would be a pain in the ass for various reasons.

Actually looks good wtf

Does this?

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He's described to look like that in the novels when he's intoxicated with witcher concoctions

>trailer music is just generic HELLA F*CKING EPIC DUN DUN DUN DUN BWAAAA hollywood fantasy

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It should be illegal to be this hot.

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smells like lilac and gooseberries
la goblina... gotta be

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Doesn't even look that bad.

more like curry and shit

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He's the only good part of this imo. He has that perfect Chad look which fits Geralt.
But just like in the Superman movies, just because he's pretty and fits the role it won't make everything else around him turn into gold. He was born in the wrong era. He deserves better.

youtube.com/watch?v=vCsu1CueLgo
why couldn't they just stay faithful to the source material? it worked well for GoT
a bunch of slavs made a much more faithful depiction of this setting 10 years ago, how can a huge company like netflix churn out such bland looking piece of shit?
it feels like generic high fantasy garbage with low production value, both the witcher games and game of thrones managed to capture the grittiness of their respective settings

Drug overdose Geralt ripping dicks off is going to be FUCKING KINO

Honestly the only part that made me interested

Pretty sure that's Calanthe.

Even the game have female warriors...

>why couldn't they just stay faithful to the source material?

not "diverse" enough user

is it just a meme to say this in every thread now?

that smell...
shit and curry.. gotta be.

Holy shit bros,they did it.
They actually did it.

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you literally cannot point out that they weren't black in the novels anywhere without being dogpiled by fucking retards sarcastically saying OHHH NOOOO WHATEVER WILL I DO?!!! like it is absolutely unthinkable to have any issue with recasting the entire fucking main crew as blacks in a show based on white polish folklore books. I fucking hate this planet

whats fucking wrong with her cheeks wtf

Not video games, fuck off.

Just don't stop mentioning it bro.

They WANT to make race a non-issue, don't let them win.

here's your dryads bro

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Fabio making a comeback

Cavill looks awesome. And Nilfgaard army. Other shit is meh

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rtfb

natty?

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of course the nigger as the leader

>negroid elves
>emphasis on "they gave us everything"

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At least they dyed her hair red.

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why aint their tiddies out?

I'm not going to watch it.

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o god this is terrible, geralt is a sideplot in his own show

Kino. This part and Geralt fighting some thugs on market was great

>waste money making everybody green

Yeah Bob i think you just stick to fixing the farm and if anybody gets mad at my comment you're a fag

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ITS UP
youtu.be/WwCXw8m0PHI
youtu.be/WwCXw8m0PHI
youtu.be/WwCXw8m0PHI

I wish this was it

Name 5, not including Sk*llige.

I think Netflix wants the GoT crowd.

Looks brown to me.

Yen used to be an uggo hunchback. It's makeup.

>People are fucking hyped for it
>Extremely positive like/dislike ratio
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FLOP! IT'S FUCKING SJW PROPAGANDA!!!!!!

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based free marketing material.

you know it doesn't look that bad but is not looking like it's gonna be that good either.

LOL

WE WUZ ELVES N SHIEEEET

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They recast every single character as black except Ciri and Geralt, and I pretty much guarantee the saturation of blacks is specifically because the SJW showrunner mentioned Ciri could be cast as black and the entire Witcher fandom shit down her neck about it. Originally I thought only Fringilla was supposed to be black, now we know they just arbitrarily recast everyone in this white polish fantasy world as black people who never existed in that part of the world at that time.

Christ, the games got this shit too and CDPR had the intellect to just fish into the lore and find a feasible black character, which is how we got the Ofieri merchant NPC in the DLC. A CANON minority who is from an ACTUAL place black people exist in the fucking lore. All they needed to do in the show was have more Ofieri characters and it would have been fine. Everyone being black is fucking retarded, why would Triss and Yen make themselves magically look like this: when the whole point of their Glamors is making them basically perfect ideal women? which, when surrounded by white polish people, would be a white polish beauty?

They can want it all they want but they won't get it unless they get better writers and throw more money at it

Exactly the feeling I got from it.

>based on the internationally best-selling book series
VIDYA FAGS BTFO, HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER???

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he was rarely ever the main focus of the books. as in his characterization. it would only come in bits and pieces or on occasion when he was really emotional or had snapped

Come on man you know these fags on Yea Forums are a minority compared to the real world.

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SOUL
SOULLESS

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Literally Supernatural demon.

Blaviken

>all those comments eating this shit up
There is no hope left for this world

You would be forgiven for thinking that but it seems like they spent their entire budget on just Geralt and getting his design and casting right, and had zero money or time left for the rest.

Also the showrunner is a huge sjw feminist cunt who has been antagonistic towards the Witcher fandom ever since they initially announced casting and she was pushing for black people for no reason

>black dryards

they suppose too have green skin to help them hide and hunt in the forest you fucking idiots!

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I don't understand these posts. It's like you're saying Yea Forums and anti-SJWs are bad for expecting people to have fucking standards, and that we're "blown the fuck out" when general society reveals yet again they have no standards.

How do you go from this

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So discussion will be allowed on Yea Forums, Yea Forums, Yea Forums and /pol/?

your point is not everything was complete shit in this trailer?
ok, you win

lefties like eating/promoting shit and being proud of it

so just /pol/?

Based comments.

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*dabs on kikeflix subs*

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WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT FLOPPING IT'S FUCKING SJW SHIT BROS I THOUGHT WE'RE WINNING

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>Man of steel 2 died for this

>This isn’t video games
>Its LITERALLY an adaptation of a video game

Nice bait

Eh, the only parts that look good is when Cavill is alone.

it alright

>we might actually get to see Cavill's butt

PLEASE GOD I JUST WANT TO SNIFF HIS CRACK

He was muscular in the games, ninny. Which is obviously the cash cow they're riding on

Чeт хyйня, мecтaми зaeбиcь, нo в цeлoм хyйня.

He was athletic not bodybuilder buff

Don't start faggot, chill the fuck out, we are talking about netflix, as long as shit ain't forced like a cock on a hore's throat, its fine.

The time when WE WAS ELVES N SHIET NIGGA

He looks too handsome, its hard to take him seriously

It's an adaptation of a series of books

He looks so weird to me, I was expecting someone older and def not as wide, also wtf no cat eyes? Did they make any effort to research the source material?

looks awesome, gonna replay the games before binge watching this

CRINGE

Yoo dat would waste money n shiet

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this looks like absolute horseshit, fuck netflix and fuck _______

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cancel this trash and bring back marco polo

Gods this trailer is good

Why would it mention the games when the show has nothing to do with the games?

BASED Netflix making what it appears to be the BEST adaptation of The Witcher 3 Exclusively on the PS4™ Entertainment System.

>Chaos is the most dangerous thing in this world
>You can't outrun destiny because you're terrified of it-It's coming
>This child will be extraordinary
>I can't do this without you!
Did the books have such cliche dialogue? Not going to read them if that's the case.

I wish Geralt was less of a pretty boy but the last scene where hes about to fight the spider and clearly just downed a bunch of potions and looks fucked up was pretty neat. I hope he drinks a lot and plays gwent while getting sick of everyone's shit.

That's not "toxicity", it's Black Blood.

OH but the worst part about it was his wolf talisman, that shit looked awful. If they made a legit one like the game, I'd accept anything in the show. But that shit was just a coin.

netflix is shit

beasts of no nation was awesome, therefor netflix is awesome.

yes, Ciri is a massive mary sue.

game sucks but this looks good

Black blood to fight fucking kikimore?

She really is not bad in fact

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No, but the official translations are slightly choppy and the author is a huge sack of shit.

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YEAH DATS WHAT I SAY BOY I SAY THATS WHAT I SAY

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desu the translations are pretty bad and end up reading like generic fantasy

Unironically too buff.

yo wheres my nigga dandelion at

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

Ah. Fate/ Stay Night syndrome.

Letho was my favorite antagonist.
Such a big bulky guy being so nimble and cold blooded was creepy as fuck.

He's excessively handsome, and everyone else is hideous

Yeah I've probably seen it over a dozen times. This one's great as well.

youtu.be/ehjJ614QfeM

She is fine, but it could have been much better.

>can smell the shit and curry through my screen

What makes you think it's the same scene?

why is he a sack of shit?

>the fucking porn parody has better casting
top kek

>HUMAN DRAMA
>BLACK PERSON
>HUMAN DRAMA
>BLACK PERSON
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>HUMAN DRAMA
>BLACK PERSON
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>BLACK PERSON
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>HUMAN DRAMA
>BLACK PERSON
>GERALT MAYBE FIGHTS A SPIDER

that last part looks fun but the rest looks shit

>no romance
have you read the books?

This
HBO still makes good series even if GoT became trash towards the end (more because of the writers not having full source material anymore and the directors being Danaerys cucks)

Yen is described as pale with raven hair.

They blacked it. Ugh.

That's just your disgusting room and your fat mother.

Looks like cheap CGI shit. Also the nutsack armor turned out to be real.

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She looks like a fucking spoiled child.

I genuinely feel bad for Cavil. He's a fan of the books and the games and now has to be a part of this garbage. I hope he at least had some fun filming
the Blaviken scenes are the only ones that look halfway decent

OH NO NO NO NO

GREETINGS TRVE FRIENDS

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God I hope that chart is wrong and you die off sooner.

The real test will be if the nilfgaardians are ever called the "black ones" and not changed into something else like in Metro.

Sells witcher ip for lump sum like a dumb dumb. Games get huge so he gets butt-mad. Takes them to court over his stupidity, he either won and got a paycheck or they settled forget which.

t. street shitter

trissfags btfo

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Nice we only need white women and wiggas.

what concept of bad do you have

t. fat

americans are so racist #justiceforredheads

It is an absolutely travesty that Mads isn't Geralt.

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i have eyes you know...

DUDE MAGIC

Man, Claudia Black wouldve been the best Yenn.
20 years ago

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>54k likes
Those are bots aren't they?

Did you see Yennefer?

what's wrong with her? the shot is very dark, if you put her into a brighter light scene she'll look perfect for triss

skins too dark

not nearly white enough

SHES FUCKING TRASH OPEN YOUR EYES SON

Is that Idris Mikkelson?

I HATE THAT FUCKING WITCHER TALISMAN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are you fucking blind user?

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>She'll look perfect for Triss
She looks nothing like Triss in any way. Ignoring the red hair and pale skin.

No one gives a shit about the books, this show wouldn't even exist without the games. Stop saying everything you don't like is off-topic, wannabe hall monitor.

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acquire taste

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Don't post my wife

He's too old at this point.

>claudia black
still have a crush on her

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for obviously

Naw just people aren't whiny faggots. Don't reply back to me either because you know I'm right.

your mistaken opinion does not change the fact that this show is based on the books, not the games.

How fucking difficult is it to get a shitty clay or ceramic replica of the witcher talisman? I know a fucking /k/ommando that replicated the dustiness crest in metal from Konosuba. Why the fuck can't these people do something so simple?

looks like a cheap porno

You know I mistook that for Rachel Weisz for a minute.
Then I remembered who it was and now I think Rachel would've been a better pick.

So what is this even going to be about?
Is it based about the games?
Is it an original story?
This looks fucking horrible

>No argument

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>conjecture
thought so

youtube.com/watch?v=hLbb2AG-d7Y

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3d print a plastic one, tehres a bunch online. Even metal fanmade ones.

Thats how its described in the books though.

Why do niggers have to be in literally everything now? I can't go anywhere without seeing their disgusting monkey mugs

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i think they're just nitpicking some canon parts and making their own, which is good as full on adaption will always fail

yeah, and they have a track record of delivering quality television with high production quality and extremely well realised narratives with a lot of artistry and cinematic craftsmanship behind them
literally the antithesis of netflix

>Show is based on the books
>Ignores word for word descriptions of characters
What did he mean by based on the books?

The books and videogames were piles of shit and all these threads are just LCD tier plebs screeching at another pile of shit, and for what?

>and for what?
I DON'T WANT SHIT ON MY DOORSTEP

why do they wear clothes?

Cavill is just too fucking hot, the woman in the show look trash next to him.

I accept the concession. Like i said this is my final reply

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This is it.. I just can't take it anymore bros... This SJW PROPAGANDA was supposed to fail and yet it's guaranteed to be a massive success... This world isn't fucking fair..

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I don't get it, why do Americans love niggers and nigger offshoots so much? It's pretty embarrassing really.

this looks pretty shit

youtu.be/hLbb2AG-d7Y?t=85

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>Doubled down on the no argument

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cavills too buff, geralt is very lean. he isnt super bulky.

too many black people. like i think i saw 3 white people total, what the hell?

all the girls are bangable but not that hot.

cavills wig looks like a wig.

trying to hard to be muh game of thrones.

hes carrying only one sword.

jewflix does not represent all americans.
even though it appears so.

>So what is this even going to be about?
How they waz kangz n shiet but da ebil white man stole it from them

this has to be the most genuine yet poignant response to someone i've seen on here in years holy shit

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Gamestop literally gave them out as keychains with Witcher 3 preorders, and they were cast metal.

She's Hispanic not Black. Can you stop thinking about black dicks for 5 fucking minutes incel.

Her hair isnt red in the books retard

dios mios

Not as bad as I thought she'll be.

americans are as weird as the japs

13% of the population
50% of the violent crime
50% of Netflix casting

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new vampire diaries looks lit af

>Triss is supposed to be beautiful
>Cast an ugly bitchy woman

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I'm not American, never seen a black in my life.

Fuck the books, if you want the books, read the books.

if they were going to replace any character already established as white with a negro, i'd want eddie murphy to play dandelion

your first mistake was arguing logically against an action motivated by emotions

hol up

resting bitch face

Youve never seen your own dick in your life either, past your fat gut.

here's your Yennefer bro

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She's cute. The actress for Triss looks like shit in comparison, this waifu war will be a lot more one sided than the games

Than stay in fucking Switzerland and worry about your own country foreigner.

Keep crying mutt.

Geralt is canonically ugly
Why the fuck they are trying to make him look like a mix of Conan and Legolas

I fucking wish

>sorceresses
>beautiful
yeah maybe if youre a witcher

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Why do Americans get so salty when you insult their pet niggers?

at least he doesnt have to spout netflix dialoge

It's based on a book m8
Even the game was mostly talking to people and fighting random villagers

Based Maya Rudolph

>No one gives a shit about the books
Exactly, so stop giving a shit about the netflix adaptation of the books.
They have nothing to do with the games and the comparison is embarassing.
Christ in a basket, fucking scrotum armor.

They are canonically pretty user. They’re considered luxury whores.

ahh i love stargate

Why are you insulting people youve never seen or met?

The majority of viewers for this will be Witcher 3 fans, and Geralt was a handsome chad in that. Nobody cares about the books or the shitty first game apart from Poles and nerds.

I really like Cavill but he looks terribly stupid in this. He was perfect for Superman.

I dont know who would be good. Its not Mads. Maybe a super lean Christian Bale.

>Dreidlewood
Goddamnit I shiver at the thought of what the Halo show will turn out to be

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Hopefully this will trigger some /pol/cucks.

Because women wanna watch him be hot and fuckable.

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ive read the books you fucking nothing, you have a point?

It already does

exactly what i was thinking

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I fucking wish they'd just cast him as the new Bond already. He's perfect.

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Fucking hell, you mutts are so thin skinned.

Well his muscle is all real thats for sure

The showrunner is a woman and they want a woman audience. Girls won't watch a hideous man bed attractive women. It kills their immersion.

Why was Yen still deformed for the majority of that?

How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?

But youre the one crying, fatboy

Isn't Geralt supposed to have 2 swords? How did they fuck up such a simple thing...

Ok Thyruas you're the one complaining L.O.L

Then why the fuck didnt they cast attractive women?

>non-American gets triggered by dirt people
>gets dunk on
>REE TRIGGERED NIGGER LOVER AMERI-MUTTS!!!!!
Eat shit, Paco.

Its flat in the books brainlet.

HAHA I'M NOT WATCHING THAT SHIT

He doesnt carry around 2 swords all the time in the books.

Shame because she looks like she'd actually make a really good sorceress. Just not Triss.

books are shit

fuckin lold

>hes carrying only one sword
He keeps the silver sword on roach. How can you complain that cavill doesn't have the right body structure if you've clearly never read the source material?

What's with his right arm? It looks like it's made out of rubber

Feels great!
at least the showrunners of the Halo show made the only good episode of Black Mirror and a few good other shows but I'm still dreading when it turns out to be shit

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This is the adaption of the book series, not the games, retards.

This is the only satisfying answer.

This looks like one of those fan made videos with almost no budget lmao.

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Werent these supposed to be Scoia'tael?

Did geralt wear a shitty ass wig in the books?

enjoy nigger woman 007

its dirty

IT'S NOT BEING WATCHED by me
Netflix has gone down the shitter. Don't give them free advertising.

what the FUCK is up with yennefer CHIN

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yeah because netflix triss really looks like a teenager like the book says huh

Too buff.

user, there is zero point in trying to correct these "people". even if they wanted to, their minds are so brittle and corroded from mindless shitposting and similar addictive activities that they couldnt pay attention to the pages of books for more than 30 seconds before opening up another internet tab like flipping through tv channels

So...perfect for Yen?

hapsburg jaw

It's not even the race switching or anything like that bothers me but how fucking low budget this shit looks. Like a student project or some shit. Even the hair looks low budget.

this, imagine reading books written by subhumans

He wasnt that small earlier.

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He's basically constantly covered in shit, piss, and mud in the book so while it wouldn't have looked like a wig, it'd have looked pretty fucking shitty.
I'm actually glad they've made him game-level good looking. As much as I want them to stay true to the books, watching a ugly mongloid walking around killing monsters and having people only like him because he's a novelty would just be unpleasant because it would hit too close to home

disgusting shitskins in my polish story

why god why
for what purpose
why

There hasnt been a single book written in the history of mankind that is good

Yeah it doesnt look dirty, it looks like a fucking wig

They aren't, many sorceress hide their uglyness with magic. Litteraly casting spell on her to appears pretty until magic falls off.

ZERO FUCKING EFFORT NOT ONE FUCK GIVEN TO THE BOOKS OR GAMES

Netflix is like 20 billion dollars in debt. They're bleeding subscribers. Friends cost $100,000,000 a year. God knows how much Eva cost them.

>Netflix series
So how long into the series do we get to see a black man having sex with a white woman?

Atleast Mousesack looks really good.

>Nilfgaardian cock n ball armor is real and its in the show
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??

Pls don't be shit Halo Infinite I don't like many things anymore, just let me have Halo at least

really? the penis armor looks fine to you?

>muscled geralt

dropped

go read the books or go play the game

Yennefer is supposedly an ugly hunchback witch that makes herself look beautiful with magic

They need to be mildly attractive so that the girls can feel that the look is attainable. If they're all staceys like in the game, then all the lard hippos that watch it can't self-insert as a more attractive version of themselves because it would be literally impossible. It has to be relatable for him to be dateable and that has to happen for it to be watchable. Netflix is majority women service anyway, guys are in the minority, that's why there's so much "dear white people" bullshit and TV shows designed to cater to budding SJWs

Thats because it is a wig.
The Arachnomorph you see at the end isn't real either btw, sorry to disappoint.

Fuck that casting, seriously. I've never read the books but I did play all 3 games so fuck Netflix.

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Its SYMBOLIC

>low budget
>trying to do big battles and epic scale

Netflix is retarded. Start slow and build up to these massive battles. If you start at full speed then you have nowhere to go. GoT didn't have a real battle until the end of the second season and even then it was fairly small in scale. It wasn't until season 4 (and the show was already super popular) that they spent real money on some crazy shit.

>a pornostar did it better with a cheap costume

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opening scene and closing scene for true kino

Based Ricci poster

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No shit it's a wig, a lot of shows have nigs. Creators are usually competent enough to make them realistic looking though.

THEY MADE EVERYONE A NIGGER
FUCK THOSE JEWS

where is slavic culture in this trailer? i just see game of thrones clone

at least make it vidya fag

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looks pretty cheap, the virgin netflix doesnt have much confidence in this project

dont be racist plz, this is 4channel

wow racist

>Fringilla
why the fuck she is even in this series she isnt in novels

>Porn parodies stay more faithful than Netflix can ever achieve

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porn literally always has better casting because they use what people actually want, not socially acceptable standards

Looked fine to me pal, but I guess I'm also not blinded by my own hatred for anything thats liked by even slightly more than 50% of the viewerbase

Keep crying, incel.

holy fuck this is bad

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She did it herself, no porno involved

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are we winning yet?

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W-Which movie is this?

too pretty to be in porn tbqh

Well, Danny D is a confirmed Yea Forums poster so it isn't really all that surprising.

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>he still is carrying the two fucking swords
This is going to be a shitshow

Gave a thumbs up just to spite /pol/tards

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Even if it were a direct adaptation of the video games, it's still a TV show. TV shows are not video games. Not everything that is tangentially related to video games is fit to be discussed on Yea Forums

It's ok, I understand how your low mutt IQ could mistake mockery for complaining.

Atleast it has something to do with videogames.

Yes she is
she is so pale you can't even see her blood vessels

Buffalo 66. It's kino

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>Spent the last 3 years watching bad movies and shows just to spite /pol/ and trump
>hate my life now and everything I see is garbage but at least Trump might notice that I spent my money and time on these piece of shit diversity media circlejerks
Trump must feel so angry right now.

wait.. ehhh.. isn't yen... white in the witcher games? what happened?

You fat retards couldn't dunk on a dwarf lol. How is Americans getting triggered when humans laugh at their negro antics dunking on anyone?

Thanks. Always had a crush on her growing up and been meaning to watch more Riccikino. She looks really thicc in this movie.

I wouldn't have cared at all if Fringilla were the only recast character, all she did in the novels was injure Yennefer one time during a battle and termporarily blind her

But isn't it more like a permanent change rather than a glamour? It's supposed to be basically the first thing most sorceresses do when they learn to harness their powers.

I'd this before she becomes a sorceress and recreates her face?

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Yes it is. It's a fucking image board, not a debutante. Stop acting like a hall monitor.

Who was that chick again?

Then you'll probably like it. It's basically a story about her trying to romance a kidnapper who is a total sperg.

Shoveling perfumed shit onto a mound of shit won't make it smell any better

Looks fucking terrible

would be funny if she turned herself into a qt redhead with pale skin to trick geralt into racemixing with her haha

Netflix would adapt the romance of the 3 kingdoms and make half the cast niggers. It's just Netflix.

If youre wading in it there is a difference.

Evelyn Claire

Give Charles Dance a wig it will work I promise.
#OUREMHYR

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jews want to hybridize europeans with blacks to create a mongrel race that will be easy to rule (presumably via base passions)

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Damn, I knew I should've married her.

She's not old enough for Geralt to romance though?

Legolas wig yet in the first shot its better

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Sup Owen Benjamin you fucking autist.

The show runner had an audition with him and “loved” his “acting skills”

She probably wants the D

Cavill is autistic and he'll do it for the free videogames. He was a late bloomer and would up with those looks AFTER he became a wierdo.

So why isn't anyone talking about cultural appropriation?

You'll choke to death on three pounds of steel, whoreson.

This looks like trash ffs. Cavill deserves better.

Vampire Diaries vampire too. Not that I watched several seasons of the vampire diaries. I definitely did not.

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When that happens it's the result of next-level abuse and mental illness.

Seek help

What else has he got lined up?

DCEU is dead. His character in Mission Impossible is dead. Man from Uncle didn't make any money and probably won't get a sequel. I love the man but he seems to pick roles in failing products. (including this)

>christina pucci
>not christina thicci
user, pls.

knew everything was going to be shit except for cavill and that still holds true

I watched it all, even the spinoff series. Get on my level son.

Yikkeeesssssss

Why?

Imagine having a body like that and being utterly unable to do anything about your entire fucking head.

Remember to watch the first two series of Farscape to see her in her prime.
Then watch the rest of Farscape because it's really good.

S1 Damien is best Damien

ya, im not seeing a single actor who can hold up this travesty. I fully expect to see articles in a few months time decrying the obvious racism that was the cause of this series failure.

it's not a glamour, it's more like permanent surgery, no drawbacks in making yourself hot so they do it anyway. It's also expected for sorceress to look hot, they are basically an high school mean girls clique anyway.
For instance Yennefer used to be a hunback but with magic she is now normal, it's not an illusion

Is this any good?

Mein Kampf

I dunno man, it just aired at like 2am when I couldn't sleep so I watched it

Being a Katherinefag is suffering I dropped it after season 5.

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The Culture of Critique read it faggot

look at those fucking biceps and delts

Already have friend. Might do it again though.

>people so distracted by wanting to make Ciri white that they browned everyone else
Talk about getting played.

>do it again
That's actually a really good idea. Fuck this netflix business. I'm going rewatch Farscape.

100% refined kek

Looks like a shitty Legolas possessed by Pazuzu

Kek

That looks very campy, Henry looks fine but that Yennefer looks like a teenager girl trying to act tough. Ciri looks too old and that Triss is a fucking crime.
In other words, looks like a Witcher Netflix series.

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Trailer music just sounds like they copied from the game music

youtube.com/watch?v=Zn9YDHUXfI0

hahaha this looks so bad, like fan fiction

she unironically looks like a younger version of the oracle from the Matrix, lmao

As-salamu alaykum Triss.

shit this made me laugh

shit and shit

Yennifer is unironically ugly as fuck goblin and uses magic to make herself look attractive.

could actually be passable if she wasn't you know...urban

Yeah but he's not superhero buff.

Except the whole reason the franchise getting popular to begin with due to vidya but K sure

eh, a suit covers it up

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Can you read my son?

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For fuck's sake, this director is so fucking naive.

Disney only shoves niggers in everything because nigger audiences are notoriously hard to market to, and they know white people will defend it anyway. Whereas no matter how many nigs you shove in this, they're not going to be interested. It's not a big enough series to get away with it, or for the controversy to sell it. And even the mouse holds back a little, instead of blackwashing the entire fucking cast. This is just pathetic.

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>you'll never see Evelyn Claire dressed as Yennefer licking a black man's asshole on BLACKED

feels bad man.

They do have the GoT budget, but they'd rather spend 100 of millions to keep the Friends series on Netflix. Really makes you think

Imagine thinking you still live in the 1930s because of frog cartoons on the internet.

>dialate

SWORD
OIL

Poor Cavill, looks like he wants to do it right but those leftist directors won't let him star in a proper Wither series

>your first mistake was arguing logically

I hate the medallion, even if it is more book accurate. The game medallion is too cool.

Also it looks like it will be mediocre at absolute best.

Should've made his own series with his superman money. That's what vin diesel did, more or less.

Why're you being racist while posting a gif from the Wire?

Holly shit how terrifying....
I rather fight 50 drowners than look at those la creaturas

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Im so happy black people make you cucks so angry

>seething

this can't be real

she looks terrible. like a child trying to wear her mothers expensive fur coat

>check the comments
>people are unironically excited
must be nice to be content with consuming anything

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Why exactly shouldn't I get excited?

I'm not convinced, I fear it's more "the real monsters are us" than fighting to bloody hell existing out there. This is a theme for sure, but I fear it will not be balanced with other themes or simple fight\context\creatures.

he is a gorilla, better for the roles of Sigvald the magnificent or Achilles\Hector\Eraclids than Geralt

What makes you think those aren't bots?

A videogame adaptation, so it's automatic trash.
Netflix, so it's even more trash.
And the SJWs writing it.

Where's Dandelion

Right is way hotter

That is closer to how it was described in the books though. It was definitely a circular medallion with a wolf set in it rather than in the shape of a wolf's head.
I like the game's take on it more and it was stupid not to use something similar here, but it's not like it's violating canon.

Have sex

dear lord

It isn't a video game adaptation, Netflix produced several good seriesn (doesn't matter wether your contrarian ass disagrees or not) and I couldn't give less of a shit about muh SJW boogeyman.

I didn't believe it either till I seen them in the trailers lol

Name these good series

>Netflix produced
The fuck does it mean? They just fund the shitty project picked up by the first cunts with gender studies

I mean, they very well could be, but similar pozzed show trailers didn't get this kind of reception. I'm assuming most of them are just GoT fans looking for something to latch onto.

I say good enough...

Yes, great shows such as
>leftist propaganda #1598517193
And
>racemixing propaganda #518957319851

Everything Americans touch becomes cancer.

>I'm not convinced, I fear it's more "the real monsters are us" than fighting to bloody hell existing out there.
that's... that's what the witcher series is. geralt fights monsters but the real threats and monsters are other humans.

he carries two swords, dude. one's for killing monsters, and the other is for killing monsters.

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Stranger Things
>B-BUT I DON'T LIKE IT
No one cares
>Everything is propaganda
You forgot your tinfoil hat, clown. I sure am glad I'm not mentally ill like you.

my only beef with this is the shot of him with his shirt off looking like conan the barbarian. because he's smiling. geralt isnt devoid of happiness, but witchers will generally supress emotion. it's a big part of the first game as well, how his emotions and the fact that geralt will act on them can be his undoing. the perfect witcher would be one without any. he tries to keep them at bay as best he can.
geralt smirks, but he isn't one to grin like that.

Stranger things is the only one?

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "shes not a pretty red head" comments
Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>I sure am glad i'm an exemplary American citizen and I pay and consume my leftist propaganda like a good boy.
Oh wait, sorry, like a good "boi", you Americans like writing like niggers right?

>Everything Americans touch becomes cancer.

Yep, americans are creatively bankrupt..

I'm glad our boy Hank is doing this but WHERE IS MY DROKKING DREDD SHOW

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Not him but Daredevil is fucking excellent.
youtu.be/8e_RIFCOigI

You're free to look up the others, not goinf to spoonfeed you. Netflix isn't so successful for no reason.
I'm not even american you retarded schizo. Keep screeching about your imaginary propaganda though, if that makes you feel better.

The fact anyone has any amount of hope for Netflix adaptations of anything at this point is beyond me. They have produced nothing but shit adaptations for years.

I only played III but I assumed from the loading screens Witchers were physically and emotionally sterile. That tidbit made Geralt complex for a video game character.

Because Americans eat up whatever trash there is as long as it's marketed enough?

their training tries to deprive them of all emotion, but its never been 100% successful. which leads to a lot of their issues when on the job and getting emotionally invested, rather than killing any and all monsters. a perfect witcher would be the ultimate warrior

it looks like shitty Game of Thrones rip-off

What the FUCK is this shitty ass medallion supposed to be, they really couldn't just mold a proper wolf head on their several billion dollar budget?

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TO THIS!?

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Keep coping, schizo.

If success means quality, then Drake is a great musical artist.

dios mios, el goblina...

White people are already minorities

>coping
Sorry, but I don't speak in millennial, American.

Look at the fucking dick on that guy in the blue shorts

>Make medieval fantasy screenplay
>dude it's like a Game of Thrones ripoff

fucking brainlets

Needs more /ourguy/

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>Arthur's dick coughs in the RDR2 porn parody
Shocking how good these can be.

I'm German though. Why are you so obsessed with Americans? Mentally ill.

nasty

this is just bait at this point

>schizo
why? Not him, but it's a globally known fact.

>German
Had to be if you weren't American.
Have fun with Netflix, Ahmed.

CAST HIM

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Prove it then, shouldn't be too difficult.
I will, schizo. Have fun screeching about some imaginary propaganda I guess.

>83k up
>6k down
god what's wrong with this world

They have produced popular original series but many of their adaptations of other material have been quite awful.

>tfw mildly liked Boyega in TFA
Too bad TLJ made everything bad forever.

>here's your yen bro

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McDonald's and fast food in general
The current stars in the music industry vs those 30-40 years earlier and the complexity of its execution
reality shows
the reason Bush gave for invading Iraq
the polls leading to the 2016 elections

but above all.... *drum rolls* .... The Witcher by Netflix

They either didn't dye her hair or they did such a piss poor job of it that you can't even see any actual red in her hair.

>SJW boogeyman
SJW is an outdated term but dude, they made the two female leads ugly brown chicks. It makes no sense and it's perfectly understandable for people to be upset about this

ghoul

No proof
>Non-whites exist
whoa holy shit I'm mad now

hey this doesn't look bad

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no arguments

>I'm mad now
Yeah I can tell since you can't properly read a very short sentence lmao

seethe, incel

breh...

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I think it's a mistake to mess with established characters in a franchise, but good luck getting that message through with your knuckle-dragging idiot racism, guys.

Have sex

I'll give you that one, I actually enjoyed that show lol

Keep seething faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=2IY6sVPUW-c
better version tbqh senpai

>You're free to look up the others, not goinf to spoonfeed you
Oh, so they only made one good series, ok.
Not really, Stranger Things is garbage, but the two first seasons of Narcos are kino

cope.

Just like South Park predicted.