Ugh... what could have been

ugh... what could have been...

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That portrait looks really sinister.

it's a default fascist portrait

the game is made by swedes

Stay out of /assg/

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It's based on an actual picture of him.

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why do canadians want to be the states so bad?

no it's not, that's a real historical canadian fascist named Adrien Arcand who just happened to look like a ghoul.

wait he's real

>gather up troops in the maritimes at the border to maine
>AI is like HAHA YOU FOOL YOU'VE LEFT MOST OF YOUR BORDER UNDEFENDED
>american army spreads itself across the entirety of the world's largest land border and marches bravely in to my empty frozen wilderness worth 0 victory points where they take massive attrition, while my tiny canadian army takes the entire eastern seaboard

Leave it to Paradox to take an idea like 'conquering America as Canada' and make it so easy a child would find it boring.

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Paradox more like pair of cucks

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If cuckistan was ever going to have a chance at fighting America it would have been in the 30s

That's gotta be a borderline masquerade violation,

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>supposedly nationalist
>wants the union jack cuck stamp back
why is EVERYONE in this country a fucking faggot of some kind

The jack used to be cool, user.

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dracula?

Of course he looks like a ghoul, he's a frog

>not taking newfoundland

Bruh, the grand banks and oil and screech

The Dominion era was better than the post-Pearson cuck era in every way.

was that mod ever finished that added every state and province in NA as an independent nation in an extreme zillion way civil war? that seemed like it might be fun

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Lmao he really looks like that.

Reminder that Quebec shouldn't exist.

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>hentai
absolutely based

>be canadian
>have no future
>go to the states
>become rich and famous

>be european
>have no future
>go to the states
>become rich and famous

>be american
>fight the canadian border gatekeepers for decades to become citizen
>?????
>go back to the states
>go back to being not depressed and not poor

>be american
>fight the european border gatekeepers for months to become citizen
>?????
>go back to the states
>go back to being dry and not poor

Can you imagine a timeline where the most hated country in the world also has the most successful foreigners from those countries?

there is basically no human settlement in that area, the only people with internet access are the kind of people that volunteer to go live entirely alone for months on end.

So hi guys, I'm sure at least one of you is on Yea Forums right now.

The EUIV version is complete

what game is this?

havn't seen another human being in the flesh in years

Hey.

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satellite internet only pretty much, forget about playing any game that isn't turn based

Once Elon's new satellite internet is available I might actually take one of those jobs

>That little island thar moves bondage
What.

that's where anne of green gables is from

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Canada has already given us all of their singers and celebrities. We will annex them soon enough.

that massive area only has 40k people living in it, half of them in one 'city'. if NWT were a country, it'd be the least densely populated country on the planet, by far.
also the average income in the territory is fucked, it's over 100k per year. you just have to put up with absurdly high cost of living

>BC
>Asian

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>Ontario
>indian

>manitoba
>native

The jokes write themselves

>facesitting
based

>tickling
BBBBUBUHUBUBUBUBASED

I see BC is a place of culture.

so this is the face of canadian fascism...

dios mio... el canadiense...

canada is the United States hat
nothing more than a cucked nation

Take that gay ass trainwreck of a game somewhere else

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Counter point. The entire continent is retarded.

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It's not funny, not even ironically.

Can't anyone recommend a good let's play or something to learn this game? It's the only one I find overwhelming.

This made me laugh

>North West vs Saskatchewan
The new East vs. West
Who will win?

Literally a Canadian Mosley, wanted to drink the blood of the French-Canadians

>want to play hoi4
>get it gifted to me
>start game
>click tutorial
>game crashes when loading up the tutorial
>okay let’s try playing a scenario
>game crashes at the updating history screen
Help.