ASMON LAYER

Context?

youre either autistic or from a completely generation
im the latter and Im mostly just sad how the streaming culture became so strong and didnt die out before it became a glorified donation centre for cunts and screeching retards
golddigger

People in the beta trying to get into the layer Asmongold is playing on through group invites, at least that's how I understand it.

>attractive gf

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There are layers now where you switch between realms and such if there are too many people. So people are asking other people who are in the same layer as assmond to invite them so they can play with assmond aswell.

I don't even watch twitch but i think Asmongold is pretty based from what i've seen on youtube. He's a jackass but he's honest and self aware. If he and McCuck actually tried they'd make it very big on youtube.

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Fake tits and 6/10 face
Nothing to write home about
Only nerds think she is above average in apperance

>How does he have an attractive gf?
He's a hugely popular twitch streamer and makes a shit load of money.

Yes they could expand into the 10yo market aswell as the teens

>ASMON LAYER

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doesnt he live in filth?

>McCooll Layer

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She's average and he earns at least 6 figures.

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ngl man if she offered to give me a titjob then fuck me until i impregnate her i would consider it

>Before he took a shower

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Don't understand what your point is, attractive = 6/10 onwards = fuckable

He lives in filth, rubbish and food everywhere, terrible appearance probably smells. Like I said an average girl wouldn't be fucking him unless he was super rich

>attractive
Get some standards. Take a good look at her orc nose and disgusting fat lips. Her pound of makeup makes her go from a 4/10 to a 6/10. Or do you think anyone with big tits is automatically "attractive"?

Selling Asmon Layer 1g

She once sperged out and showerd her bank account balance. Has half a million saved. She cant be in it for the money

certainly better than a chestlet

whats her ass like?

Who thought this was an acceptable result from a professional photoshoot? He looks like the type of guy mideval fairytails used to scare children into behaving.

I don't think you've ever touched a female in your life.

Same. I watched 1 classic WoW video and now the entire YouTube sidebar is his damn face across 20 different channels.

Have you ever felt cheap fake tits?
Its not hot
Good for looking, bad for fucking

She's average but with a boob job. Very big easy mode upgrade. Can make a 6.5/10 into an 8/10. Considering he's like a 4/10 with the physique of a chemotherapy patient on a good day he's done well.

I'd fuck an ugly girl with a nice body as long as she put a bag over her head. My standards are fine, not my fault my genes want to spread themselves more than yours.

>thinking a gold digging thot is content with half a million

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>earns

her head looks like an egg
egg head

Anglo genes are too strong in him

Just don't play on the server he's on.

funny thing is that they got together back when he was only sitting at 1-2k viewers.

>tfw can't even consider girls that don't have a cute face

am i broken Yea Forums?

Why do you hate this guy? WoW is fucking boring to play a chunk of the time, so people put on a guy ranting to get through the tedium.

>Just don't play on the server he's on.

You do realize that there are more of them right? He is not the only streamer, pretty much every realm will have at least one because blizzard is too jewish to have several servers for classic so they have a few with layers insted.

same. ive probably blocked 5 channels at least

I haven't played wow since cata, so now it doesn't matter what realm you create your character in you can easily interchange realms?

She's alright but nowhere near as attractive as she thinks she is

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christ, he unironically looks like a crazy homeless guy

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And you do realize that if you are not Asmon or Soda you might as well don't exist? Who gives a shit about sub 5k streamers, they are nothing when it comes to impact.

shes exactly the type of girlfriend i'd expect him to have

I hate him because he looks like a lazy degenerate slob irl. I've seen that video where he had drinks everywhere in his disgusting room.

I always wished WoW just continued tiny updates, adding small little dungeons and such once in a while instead of jumping the level cap by ten and offering a whole new world.

50k worth of plastic surgery

So long as he's popular, she'll stick around.

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All the servers will be empty without streamers. Enjoy playing on a 2k server pop while other servers will have like +10k since streamers can provide real PVP and events

Yep this game is over, cancel vanilla. I knew streamers were going to ruin it for everyone

I'm so glad Classic is going to do so well while Yea Forums seethes.

Having streams defeats the whole point of classic, which is to provide a vanilla WoW experience, when Twitch and youtube weren't around and people played for fun without really knowing what they were doing.

Blizzard should ban the game from being streamed.

Gold digger

Man this guy is ugly. What's with his dead eyes? Nothing about this guy's face is right. I think he might just be wearing a human costume.

>Gold digger not keeping digging especially when the source is at it's top ever

>watch one (1) video of him
>recommendations now filled with asmongold reacts to x vids

I hate this guy for what he's done to Classic, but unironically agree with his opinion on guys playing female characters.

I'm glad there are few big streamers on EU. But then again, I do want to play on the Argent Dawn EU/Moonguard US equivalent server on classic. Those servers are fucking hillarious because it's where the most of the weebs and degenerates hang out

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I still can't decide between Rogue or Hunter. I feel like hunters going to be underplayed due to how buggy they were in Beta so that give some incentive, at the same time I've always played Rogue and love the class.

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Server has a cap of 10 people (Not actual number, just simplified example.) with room for groups.
Once the 11th person tries to join that server, it slots them into a newly created server shard or 'layer' as they're calling it.
You can only change layer on log out (if the previous layer 'down' has room or your current layer is full) or by joining someone's group.

That's precisely why he and others do those "Reacts" videos.
They're so varied that regardless of what else you watch it's gamed the algorithm into showing you more of him.

>You can only change layer on log out (if the previous layer 'down' has room or your current layer is full) or by joining someone's group.
Should be added that this was change to include a CD, after a few hops you will eventually be unable to hop for any reason.

she really trowels it on

>WAIT YOU MEAN IF I DONATE $50 TO ASMONGOLD HE MIGHT SAY MY NAME ON STREAM??!!

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Just gank them you pussy

>No matter how many youtube channels I block from my recommendeds I'm still constantly hounded by this ugly faggot's face. I've never played WoW and have no interest.

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Oh that's a good idea, i wasnt aware they added that.
Is that from the beta? It's hard to get relevant info in these threads amidst all the shitposting.

>On how much layer is he now? Like 3 or 4? He's such a baby.

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>Is he rich?

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I think it was near the end, it's in Tipsout's newest video.

>based

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Yeah, just like the beta did. All the travellers came and went and there are 3 servers with 200 people on it. People who think that classic will somehow surpass retail are just blind. I'm not saying retail is better than classic, even if i do believe it has more content, but people thinking that classic has so much staying power are just tripping. This was just a stunt by Blizzard to show people that they indeed didn't need classic by making them experiment how wrong they were. The quality of retail does not somehow negate my points,sorry.

Was it autism?

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>Donating to streams is such a foreign concept to me that I don't understand at all how streamers makes a living doing what they do.
>Anyone care to explain?

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*ahem*
Assmongoloid
thank you

Load the Addon Videoblocker and add his name to it.
Trust me

>professional
Are you shitting me? It doesn't look like they even attempted to set up good lighting.

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>2018
>be on a mid pop x1 wotlk
>retail like (as much as pserver can be)
>everyone is nice to each other
>people help newcomers, guide them
>even global is nice as long as you're not on during american hours
>right now
>sudden influx of players
>"guys le niggers ben shapiro drumpf haha"
>complain about everything
>never past lvl 30
>EVERY SINGLE TIME its a wowclassic nigger waiting for vanilla

I can't wait for vanilla to be released so that my little piece of heaven is purged, and I hope you will find yours anons. But let's be honest, classic will be a shitfest

>How does he have an attractive gf? Does she actually get naked with him and let him stick his dick inside her?

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onions have layers, user

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>Lol no, he's probably satisfied with just getting to touch her. She's only there to inflate her own viewership with his virgin audience

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>zoomzoom feels alone since everone else is glued to tablet and twitch as much as him
>zoomzoom goes to twitch to meet his virtual friend Asmond
>Asmond plays some shitty game like WoW Classic which makes zoomzoom happy
>zoomzoom pays money so the streamer (or someone in general at all) will call him by his name, something he rarely experiences ever

zoomers are the most low IQ generation

The lighting is fine. He's even doing the generic actor headshot pose. He paid someone to take this picture.

>Context?

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Any user to make a team of killer targeting the man?
Not even by watching his stream but just stalking him like the good old days. Having undercovers agents in his faction to check his location.

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im surprised how that fad died out, i remember entire YT playlists of stream snipers cucking streamers out of existence

wtf happened?

early investment
clearly it paid off

Most big-time games give streamers 100% fuck-you report priority to the point they may as well have the power to actually ban you through a report immediately.
I stopped stream sniping because it's simply not worth the money anymore, there are too many fucking streamers and only the girl gamers are stupid enough to not understand the block feature.

People realised that putting the effort to stream snipe is more pathetic than streaming games itself

I watched him come into political streams like the time he dropped in when 4 skeptics were screaming at Destiny. He's not a cunt when off of his autistic WoW stream.

Youtube considers stream sniping hate speech and can delete your channel for it. Doubly so if the streamer themselves go after your videos.

They are "entertainers" although most of them are stupid and don't even have an interesting personality.

>People realised that putting the effort to stream snipe is more pathetic than streaming games itself
>yet they are yet to realize that giving these chucklefucks money isnt more pathetic
idk user, feels like we are trading one form of supreme autism for another one
streaming culture should die within the next decade

fuck off zoomer

>and only the girl gamers are stupid enough to not understand the block feature
Some of them know how but choose not to because the drama from being harassed online works up their beta viewers into donating to make her feel better

when are you killing yourself for looking exactly like that guy but having nothing to show for it?

What

Thank god I'm a French. The fucker won't be in the European server.

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>WoWqueers thinking they're above anyone else
You're all faggots

I've had a look at some of his stream, what the fuck does he even do, most of the time it's his friends talking whilst his head is bobbing there and some window open over most of wow looking at something else. Can't even connect with the chat as it's too fast and emote spammy

Ignored and filtered

Like most livestreamers is a "pay-a-friend"/substitute sosical interaction
Its for lonely people who dont know how to socialise
The whole thing is pretty sad, but at the same time it might be needed for some depressed people
Personally id say if you watch a streamer every day you should consider your mental health/life situation
Not that you are a loser, but you might need help because thats a destructive thing that may have long term negative effects

>Thank god I'm a French.
Not sure if you compliment yourself with that

we euros have it comfy. Just need to avoid Forsen's server and its all gud

>>recommendations now filled with asmongold reacts to x vids
happened to me as well but after 2 weeks of constant not interested spam on those video they completely disappeared

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enjoy playing on the designated SQUEEZY server

Couldn’t have said it better.

for everything outside of mythic raids and trading, yes (those things are still server locked)

Do those who want to go to his
layer realize that he only cares about their money, not them?

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will they ever drop ps3 assets and textures?

>those soulless eyes

It's like staring into the black void

well shes a human if you havent noticed

EU server

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You guys need to step up your game.

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it never ends i want off this train