Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin

based

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>ayoo hol up
>nigga got some wares, if you finna gotta cash homie
>sheeeeeeeeeit

youtu.be/_kTBbTSjZpI

Jesus fucking christ.

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There was a hot catwoman in Ready Player One, how did they fuck this up so badly.

this is what happens when the old talented jews get too old and they pass the business down to their untalented sheltered faggot sons and grandsons.

At least post the best pussy.

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This only makes sense as a play on a stage
Not a fucking movie on a screen with layers of bad CGI

I guess kike nepotism will be their own undoing.

I don't see a problem, as someone who watched the original dvd of the play, what's with the downvotes? It seems. SEEEEEEEMS!! accurate.

The fucking stage play makeup and outfits look fucking better than that abysmal CGI, that's the problem.

So it's just the look of it that people are not digging? I see.

>breh, let's just photoshop an old woman's face to a cat, that'll work.

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I think the problem is we crossed the line into uncanny valley. The musical got away with it since you could give props to the costume director for how realistic things looked. This is all cgi which is borderline creepy

>using cgi when the whole fucking point was that the suits and makeup fed into the mood of the play

Hollywood, just stop

I honestly can't tell whats real anymore. The bar is so low for these disney movies you might be right.

Literally talk to any furry and they hate this shit, dumbass.

Isn't this thing supposed to be weird? Is just as fucked as the play

Well, yeah, obviously. The CGI looks fucking horrible and for some bizzare fucking reason they decided to make the characters into these half human, half cat monstrosities instead of actually using the advantages of CGI and making them be actual fucking cats or some shit. Really, anything would be better than this Cat in the Hat tier shit.

THEY COULD HAVE JUST WORN MAKEUP.
WHY DID THEY NEED THIS CGI CRAP.

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST WEAR FUCKING MAKEUP.

what's the matter with Furries not accepting this, this looks like what they've always desired if their art is anything to go by

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this looks like a meme edit.

I'm assuming they didn't want to spend the money on CGI for furry People, so they did this under the guise of "it's like the original play!" But the original play had the benefit of not trying to fucking merge human faces to animal, CGI human bodies. Basically this all boils down to one person in production that insisted this was good and no one objected when they should have.

Well you know, dem celeb faces gotta be shown and whatnot.

CGI is the future (and probably way cheaper to do shit in post production).

That's why I said new generation you fucking ignorant retard. Impressionable young children that are going to get their rocks off to these fucking abominations.

furry shit aside, this looks fucking terrible. Who thought this looked good.

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Watch the trailer senpai, it is exactly like that.

No, they'll just fap to Zootopia.

Some talentless jewish rat of a producer in kikewood.

ignorant

Furries wanna fuck and look like Disney cartoons not these weird uncanny valley catperson things.

Zootopia has a literal nudist scene.

>this fucking movie

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Wait I thought Grizabella was supposed to be old and busted?

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what the fuck man

kill yourself and then shoot up a school and then kill yourself again retard

I just can't believe they can't pay someone to put some finger paint on someone's face. Like it baffles me how advanced technology has become. yet we don't see it used for stylistic easy to make shit like Paperman.

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So this is the power of Weimar America.

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We have already made realistic furry people through CGI. Cat girl in last ESO trailer, slightly less so the cat girl with huge tits in Ready Player One. This whole production is just one giant mistake

Boner no!

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youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

Who the fuck let this happen?

Niggajit
"ya'll want some coke?"

>idris elba as a furry
>sir ian mcellen as a furry
jesus

Why is Mario there?

Good thing we stopped that madman Hitler, right?

>some underpaid overworked intern was forced to spend an entire month just rendering the tit jiggling on the gross fat cat

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fuck

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The point of Paperman was that it was anything but easy to make... It was an animation test.

Fucking kek. I was gonna post this

THICC

I want to absolutely demolish Rebel Wilson. She is the ultimate slampig.

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You're both half right, it was an animation test so it was expensive as hell. But the point was trying to get 2D to work using 3D models because if it could be figured out in the end it would be cheaper than actually drawing.

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it's all 3D user. They now have the tech to make 2D looking movies with ease.

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is it ok if I liked it?

youtube.com/watch?v=9b6lB_AbZDs

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These things look hideous

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Holy shit this pic looks better than the movie

>dog collar on a cat
retarded

user I would start running before they find you.

Nah that Cats trailer is uncanny valley shit. Pic related and Zootopia are what creates furries.

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KNOTTED

it looks like the 2007 Beowulf movie cg

GOD DAMMIT.

I'm taking this thread out

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>forbidden love
nice

Mods nuke it

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WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE GOYIM.
WE OWN ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE MEDIANS
AND YOU CANT STOP US
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME I HAVE ANOTHER PREBUESCANT BOY TO RAPE

>>WE OWN ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE MEDIANS

well desu I don't really care about cats.

This is how you do it for CGI

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found the retarded alt-right incel

FIRST THE LION KING AND NOW THIS? IS ANYTHING SACRED?

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Nice thumbnail fagit.

I swear to god I am walking

Holocaust, of course. You better not make any jokes about muh 6 gorrillion or else.

post more lola

Furfags are cringe and mentally ill yet I liked this depiction of an humanoid cat

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CLEANSE THIS THREAD!
POST FELICIA!

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kek

the song is catchy

im a furry and i love this
fap fap fap fap *rubs cock*

You see, this is just a human woman in skimpy clothes, not some horrifying cat/human hybrid.

post felicia's ass*

She'd probably be stupidly hot if she was a normal ass weight.

jej

How about you post actual cats and not girls in costumes

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Unironically looks better than the original.

I see furafinity is still down huh?

>something that isn't a remake, a sequel, a reboot
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS WEIRD WHERE IS CHEWBACCA AND THE STORMTROOPER? WHERE IS CAPTAIN MARVEL? REMEMBER THE DEATHSTAR?

why is mia so fucking hot. more

Nice

Uh, meow?

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>>something that isn't a remake

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They're pulling a Sonic: The Movie

They purposefully make something look bad so it gets a ton of buzz, then they just edit it slightly and re-render it. Don't fall for this.

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Wikipedia already has a section on it:
>The first official trailer for the film was released on July 18, 2019[54] to negative reviews, with many viewers unsettled by the mix of CGI and live action used to portray the titular cats.[55][56][57][58]
It appears this sector is within safe limits of contamination from Clownspace

i dont know guys, i bursted in laugh when i read the OP and saw the actual pic
Underrated joke desu

>>something that isn't a remake, a sequel, a reboot

So who are the niggers of tamriel? Nords? Redguards? Or Khajiit?

>gee, why aren't millennials going to see movies anymore?

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>>something that isn't a remake, a sequel, a reboot

name one thing this year that isn't political.

it's an adaption

>Millions of racist trolls decided to protest this diverse movie and that's a good thing...

>Last night as I slumbered, I had a strange dream.
>One that seemed to bring distant friends near.
>I dreamt of the faces of people I loved.
>And I woke with an 'eart full of cheer.

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There’s a picture on the internet of Mia with a Futurama brain slug and I will pay millions of dollars for it.

Nords. They're retarded, have ugly women, and always manipulated and controlled by their betters.

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Not a furry but Lola and Judy Hopps make my dick diamonds. Those bastards knew what they were doing animating their curves.

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WHAT'S WRONG NIGGLY

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That short is creepy as hell.
youtube.com/watch?v=n4PR9NZlAB4

Whoopi was the Cheshire cat in a TV special version of the story. I vaguely remember it being more true to the book, where it really was just Alice kind of wandering around Wonderland.

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augghhh...

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Wtf is wrong with that cat?

They're not even furries, but they aren't humans or animals either. What would you even call these things? Demons?

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+150 buzzword points

God i wanna kiss that cutie

Disney isn't making this movie you retard. It takes one fucking second to check.

It's a perspective trick. Notice how they won't let us see the cat in profile

This is actually my favorite version of Alice in Wonderland. It was a Hallmark movie and had some pretty good music.

serious question, who the fuck greenlights this kind of shit?
sonic, the disney films and this, 99 out of 100 people find this disgusting so how do these big budget companies allow this shit clearly no one will like?

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He's addicted to Skooma

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Unironically based.

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I always thought Lola was hot as hell, even as a very young boy, but I never became a furry and I actively hate them. Zootopia did turn my friend into a furry though. He's since moved states to live in some furry mansion sex dungeon. We're not really friends anymore

abominations

Why does it seem like Hollywood is trying to make us all forget 2d animation exists?

Reminder that Taylor Swift is reported to have been so fascinated with seeing how they made her look like a catgirl in the trailer that she demanded Andrew Lloyd Webber reshow her just that part of the trailer over 10 times, and also she just won't shut up about how great it is.

It's over, guys. Taylor Swift is a furry because of working on this movie. She's probably browsing Furaffinity as we speaks and learning who knows what.

Because everyone with talent died

You are going to see Tay-Tay's movie, right Yea Forums?

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user, just finding Lola hot means you're in the closet. I'm sorry. Don't pretend.

The Cats play is pretty old now user.

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social media bubble a.k.a. circlejerk block anyone who dislikes

Is Idris Elba motherfucking Macavity? Why?

The worst kind too. Human faced furries are disgusting.

I used to watch the original play on video casset with my sister when I was a kid. What character is she supposed to be?

Id rub Rebel Wilson's belly if given the chance

What the fuck

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i like it

Bombalurina. They also reportedly wrote a new song in the film just for her.

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why he look like that tho

what's the name of that comic again, I completely forgot and want to read it

thanks doc

what the fuck

>Remember that time we made Jim Carrey The Grinch? Yeah Let's make an entire movie where the characters look just like that

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I think this is gonna suffer from planet of the apes remake plauge. By which I mean all the actors but maybe like 2 are gonna be ugly as fuck and total abominations and 2 are just gonna be the actors dressed as cats because they are the "sexy" ones but due to the fact they are all dressed weirdly they will feel weirdly out of place and it will all just be so wrong.

For me it's the lack of titties.
I mean, these cats are still a little sexy, and I'd still hit it or try to fap to them, but they're just a tad lacking in the human sexual characteristics department. Just a modest flat chest would be perfect.

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Looks like a PS2 game

I think it's a Maine Coon kitten.

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this is so ugly that I find it arousing

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>YO LITTLE DOGGIE

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Purrrfection

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>It's over, guys. Taylor Swift is a furry because of working on this movie. She's probably browsing Furaffinity as we speaks and learning who knows what.
Over? Oh, my dear boy... it has only just begun.

>mocap films
Jesus Christ I thought this shit died a long time ago wtf?

I don't get it. Why not just use costumes like the play that people are only going to watch this movie because of? Surely it would have been cheaper to just dress up the actors in costumes than to have to animate a ton of cgi freak cats.

It's a new cat breed.

youtube.com/watch?v=_NndSy2JR3c

The amount of snuff/castration pictures I've seen on FA has permanently seared my mind.

Reminder.

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So this is what Oedipus felt when he saw his mother kill herself.

She keeps calling that thing beautiful. Is she talking about the same cat I'm seeing? Because that thing looks like a fucking monster.

Feral is based and redpilled!

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science has gone too far

Kill yourself you fucking degenerate

2 is the best.

Cat looks like an Ayay

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there are small tits, you blind?

Why not just admit you're a zoophile at that point?

now she's black

wouldn't be surprised if it's because someone in the cgi dep needed the money

that image shows that even on the second step the face structure is already that of an animal, meanwhile in this particular example whole face is still intact even with lips that's why it's weird as hell and out of place from a furry point of view

no. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD

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>implying she wasn't a furry to begin with and took this job because she knew she would get high quality CGI animators to maker her a furry with no suspicion on her whatsoever.
>taylor swift comes out as a furry
>she has millions of fans
>being a furry is now normalized
>??????

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a furry who also enjoys bestiality. In fact, it's just another erotic layer to the fandom if you're willing to dig deep enough.

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>Mahmed the animal fucker

The ones with the most hair don't look that bad.

this, face is far too human, they should have went full CGI

Reminder that white girls fuck dogs.

They should have gone the disney route and gone full photorealistic animals. Or just gone full furry.
This shit looks creepy

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2-3 is my preferred zone, but I'm fine with anything there desu

>furfags

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Man that bong nigress has some big milkers

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weird

t. Hollywood producer

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And the Welsh fuck sheep

Whites and sandniggers share their animalistic paraphilia it seems.

Zootopia normalized furries. There's people paid to walk around in fursuits and grope young children at Disney Land.

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Yeah, looking at it some more I see you're kinda right. Like here
But they're kinda like beefy pectorals too, and when it cuts back to the wide her body looks basically gender neutral. The ones wearing hide all of that, so they're pretty much perfect for live action furries.
Now if the intention is "we want you to think they are cats", and not "we want you to want to fuck them more than anything else", the effect is understandable.
I'd still fuck her though.
Sexy edits of this are going to be really easy for people to make to, so I look forward to that possibility.

>he fights for jews and commies

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(((Hollywood Producer)))

You're supposed to post WH40k images, not normal edgelord trash.

If it's a woman getting mounted by a dog, than that's hot. If animals are getting penetrated though, I don't want to hear it.

>simpsons image
>edgelord trash

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Somebody thought this looked great and worked months on getting that cgi in

Ok

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Theatrefag here, and I am completely livid that this stupid fucking movie is going to exist
Les Mis (mediocre show as is) was fucking terrible, and now the same director is going to shit all over what might be my favorite musical
Most all the celebrities are mis-cast except for McKellen, and Hudson can't sing Memory for shit
tl;dr fuck this movie

the ones wearing clothes*

>no, it's only degenerate if I don't like your specific brand of bestiality!

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It's all the same shit you literal degenerate. You're no better than goat-fucking sandcoons.

doesn't matter what you have to say. Certain people who have their fetish dictate their personality are going to outnumber you

>simpsons
>edgelord

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im going to kill myself

i have no words for this shit

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this khajiit seems high on moon sugar and skooma

If you're into fucking animals, you're probably a nigger, a spic or a vodkanigger

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Bruh

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doesn't matter what you have to say. Certain people who have their fetish dictate their personality are going to outnumber you

however zootopia was a kids movie, this is a hollywood big budget film targeted at the masses, and if taylor swift IS somehow a furry and comes out it will be insane how normalized it would become.

That image is false. There's a bunch of states in the US where it's perfectly legal to fuck animals. And animal brothels are all over the place in Europe.

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I dont want to dig at all. I dont want to walk on the same ground as this.

Why do furries have to be so obnoxious and form their entire identity around being a blue wolf it whatever it reallyfucks me upf

that's just how things are these days

Because that already exists.

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Because animals turn them on and they think it's hot to act like them?

Ok it's kind if cute how he has a bowtie patter

I thought zoophilia was legal in syrupland? or was that just a meme?

Maybe they include fucking sheboons as zoophilia

>death penalty
Hardcore

>And animal brothels are all over the place in Europe.
Nice meme
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-court-upholds-ban-on-bestiality-ruling-it-does-not-violate-the-right-to-sexual-self-a6884216.html
independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/denmark-moves-to-ban-bestiality-controversial-right-to-have-sex-with-animals-will-be-outlawed-9790829.html

Here's the thing: Nobody is going to know you fuck animals unless you tell everyone. Even if it's illegal there's literally no way to enforce the law in the privacy of people's homes. I would go so far as to say that making it illegal actually harms more animals than it helps, because now zoophiles won't have information on how to safely fuck their pets, nor will they bring any injured animals to vets for fear of being found out, so they just kill them and get a new one.

Amazing! cats can scare me as an adult like it did when I was a child

>animal brothels are all over the place in Europe.
That's just abdul and mohammed taking breaks from grooming local teens and instead relieving themselves at the local barn and zoo

Hope the Catholics regain control of Hollywood soon.

You realize those articles were big deals BECAUSE of how prevalent animal brothels in Europe are, right?

Can someone photoshop that crying cat onto these horrific cgi cat people thanks

but why tarnish the niche things i love
Not a single person who likes the stage show wanted this

because these are Famous People with Big Names and they don't want to spend an hour in a makeup chair

vets can easily tell unless you are a micropenis because of the tissue damage

Wrong again Hanz.

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It takes literally 2 seconds to dispell your bullshit, why are you like this?

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But shes a rabbig

The stage show didn't have fat ass same acting Rebel WIlson, and I wish this didn't

jews

>reading comprehension
That's what was implied you dingus.

based sergal nazis

>Krauts and Anglos are absolute fucking degenerares
Makes sense the two fucking civilizations bent on ruining the world for the last two centuries love to stick their dicks in animals.

what the fuck is wrong with germans?

>thinking a different flavor of Judaism is going to help

so much worse than the fucking play
youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY

That map has fuckall to do with brothels. Nobody is arguing Europe is full of furies

No such thing as a black furry cracker. And idgaf about Sonicfox

The articles are old and literally talk about animal sex tourism being a thing for Denmark because of neighbor bans on bestiality.

>have sex with animal in an illegal state
>nothing happens because animals can't speak and you're not stupid enough to tell anyone
Golly gee those laws were really effective!

furfags get minimal amounts of validation online and they think the whole world is accepting of their wickedness

The Old Gumbie Cat is supposed to be a fucking dance number with Rebel Wilson's character doing a tap routine
Does she look like she can tap, or even fucking dance at all?

fuck, I am pretty sure that this movie was one of the first steps to me

African niggers love fucking animals. This is fact.

>have sex with babies in an illegal state
>nothing happens because babies can't speak and you're not stupid enough to tell anyone
Golly gee those child sex laws were really effective!

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Nope she's gonna do the whole "HAHA IM A FAT FUNNY WOMAN" thing

Post the Canadian one.

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cgi dancing

>post bullshit map implying bestiality is legal in most states
>get called out on bullshit
>b-b-but those laws aren't effective!

Those goalposts instantly teleported lmao

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Except babies learn how to speak and tell psychiatrists later leading to your arrest. Animals just stay dumb animals.

Infants do not have the same memory capabilities older children and adults have, you imbecile.
If you fuck a toddler, it won't remember, that doesn't make it ok.

>Thinks Christianity is the same as Judaism

>Has never heard of the Talmud and Kaballah

You poor goyim.

How do we solve the G*rman problem once and for all?

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I want to add
Jason Fucking Derulo
Why god

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He needs to say his name in every scene

After everything else in the trailer why not?

laffn

I have my proof where's yours bitch

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>none on the Isle of Man

We're very old fashioned here. 'Ate pakis. 'ate new pronouns, 'ate pervs. Luv kippers.

If you're branded as a weirdo, everyone will know you and shun you.

>If you fuck a toddler, it won't remember
That's an oddly specific claim to boast. Got anything you want to take off your chest?

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Post the source, nigger
I can also make a shit powerpoint graph

Post your favs before thread goes lads
youtube.com/watch?v=7JCoA92y24A

Do you remember the doctor cutting part of your dick off as a baby? Babies don't remember shit.

what gets these people, and pedos, is the urge to share what they've done and that gets them caught.

It's not just fucking the goat, it's showing everyone online that you did.

I'm a medfag.
I've been around enough children to identify development milestones. Memory is not consolidated until later years.

I never had my dick mutilated, unlike you mutts.

here fag

furscience.com/research-findings/demographics/1-2-ethnicity/

not him, but i remember my dentist cutting the stringy thing under my tongue. just wanted to share that pain

and the play is already pretty fucking bad!

>t. Goldstein
oh and yeah. They do.

>Spring Awakening
Get some fucking class my guy
youtu.be/fN_9mGal1kc

It was some weird legal loop hole that was closed a while ago. Same deal as when Dueling was briefly sort of legal but at the same time it wasn't.

>furscience.com
Yeah, that seems like a perfectly unbiased citation.

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do you think any of these big name actors can dance? Half of them probably can't even sing.

>assassins
hell yeah man good shit

If they did, burgers wouldn't be so eager for us to cut their newborn's dick

>There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a furry
stopped reading there also kys

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youtube.com/watch?v=3EyDyxGZn_Y

t. brainlet
The play is fine, it's based on a collection of unrelated T.S. Eliot poems; it's not about the narrative, which is just a flimsy pretext anyways, but the technical skill of actually doing the show, as well as the spectacle of costumes, lighting, set, etc.

Make me.

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It's more like Doctors pushing that shit as they advertise the "benefits" of it to parents.

>furscience.com

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all that, and it's still shit. Fuck Andrew Lloyd Webber, and fuck you.

Hol up we wuz ehmmmm catz and sheit

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you can't make some one kys, they have to kys, otherwise you killed them and not a kys

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At least I tried to provide a source I don't have a furry fetish where's yours.

(also your counterargument makes no sense)

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>Spring Awakening
>Bitch of Living
literal pleb tier
youtube.com/watch?v=XgH0fOcp3T8

Getting your dick diced up is a pretty traumatic thing. If they really remembered, they wouldn't care about those benefits
>If I cut your baby's dick, he can go several weeks without showering and there won't be any smegma yet!
Imagine being so fucking disgusting that you see this as a benefit worthy of cutting your dick for

>liking heathers the musical
you need to be +18 to post on this website
good job posting the only decent song though

>actually identifying as an furry
>not simply fapping to anthro
Just fucking kill yourself.

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As much as that guy's source is superficially laughable, at least they conducted some surveys to gather demographic info.

user's point was that if the dad remembered it happening to him as a baby, he would never say yes to it for his son.

Im a 24 year old loser so it works

>urinetown
My man
Here's the opening number from one of my favorite sondheim shows
youtu.be/SwDqMzJ1XBE

In the eyes of normies there's literally no difference.

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They could have gone the way of Elder scrolls and just did khajit ballerinas... or just people in costumes but noooo, they needed to make it uncanny as fuck.

When did we give a fuck about normies?

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Where is this sex dungeon? Asking for a friend.

i like Idris Elba

Even in the eyes of Yea Forums establishment. Anthro porn will get you banned on /aco/ regardless what you do or do not identify yourself as.

>He's since moved states to live in some furry mansion sex dungeon.
tell us more plz

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The argument is not whether whites fuck animals or not. They do. But so do niggers back in good old Africa.

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Fuck user you scared me for a moment there
They are going to fucking make one though fuck.

I don't browse /aco/ but I'm fine with furshit on Yea Forums /k/ and /trash/

/trash/ has general cancer tho

It's a part of marketing in 2018+. Release a dogshit trailer to build up an audience of people talking about your movie and a trending tag on twitter.

Because normies are the reason obscenity laws are passed. If enough normies don't like something, it becomes illegal. Imagine waking up one day to find out your ISP is blocking all furry content on a court order and your computer is seized because you visited those sites frequently.

Look at those camel lips god damn

>holland, germany,flanders, britain and austria
france at least have salvation since thy are all containde in paris. one holocaust wasn't enough

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You can liberals made this.

>this isn't photoshopped
>it's really that bad

You're not wrong, which sucks.

Say what you want, this is by far the best Alice in Wonderland movie.

1. Arabs are not African
2.Widely known Arabs have sex with sheep their is even video of it
3.I was not arguing whether tribal Africans have sex with animals or not I was arguing to your retarded statement that only Russians, Hispanics and Blacks are furries

If you have nothing else to add this argument is over.

Fine, run away, child.

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You know what the absolute funniest thing is about this godawful movie? It's going to create nu-furries that are into shit old-school furries wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole. 10-12 years from now you'll be in a thread with retarded 18-year olds gushing about the uncanny valley shit that got them into furfaggotry, which will have taken over 95% of the artistic output, while one of your number will call them all faggots and start dumping a bunch of old Dr.Comet.

>hisses at you

this reminds me of those "drag queens"
it's the same sort of creepy

Only degenerates care about obscenity laws.

Its the long running, world famous broadway play, dip. Litrally everyone has seen this by now.

Hell, they dont even look different than the actual play makeup. Why bther with the c face?

I would unironically fuck a feline Taytay.

Why the fuck do multiple anons here know the characters of the musical by name?

where are the sad cat edits?

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Why don't you guess how many people browsed tumblr/neogaf/resetera before coming here?

she has a really nice smile.

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>TOMMY THE CAT HAD MANY A STORY TO TELL

this is bullshit
Saudi Arabia most certainly permits fucking animals
would be willing to bet Iran does too

the play ran for more than a decade, lots of people have seen some version of it
like this isn't some niche thing

To spite us

So is this what it would look like if we genetically engineered cat girls for domestic ownership?
I take it back, I take it all back.
I DON'T WANT THIS!

it's one of the most successful and widely performed modern plays on the planet

Funny thing about that movie, i didnt know it was fully cgi back when it first came out

>some cats wear clothes
>other cats just have fur in the pattern of clothes
this whole movie makes no sense

What a country's laws dictate and what a country's people do vastly differ. Do you think everyone obeys the speed limit?

the musical is an instant classic since the 80's

It ran for almost three decades. I was forced to watch it in person more than twenty years ago but I sure as fuck don't remember a thing about it.

AYO WE WUZ FURFAGS N SHIEET

Probably far, far, far less than the number of redditors.

because it's based on a famous book for kids?

>That's an oddly specific claim to boast.

Kind of like "If you fuck an animal, they can't speak and you're not stupid enough to tell anyone"

different people enjoy different things

>anyone who recognizes something i don't is clearly from the bad website
damn you really exposed those guys

>there are zoomers who don't recognize the work of T.S. Elliot

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No doubt. But when they see something disgustingly to their tastes like this thread, it's not surprising they'd put their worthless art degree experience to use and be able to name these characters.
Just like you can expect a literal Trump thread to be filled with the_donald refugees who know everything the talking orange eats every morning

>Lola Bunny
>Mayor from SWAT KATS
>Peg from Goof Troop and Roxanne from the Goofy Movie
>Maid Mariam
>the Nalaa bed-eye's

BEATA MARIAAAA

YOU KNOW I AM A RITGHTEOUS MAN. OF MY VIRTUE I AM JUSTLY PROUD...

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>talk to any furry
No.

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Perfectly healthy behavior.

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A furry, obviously

I guarantee more people know a character from the musical than know the book even exists

Either go full anthro and commit to that shit, or just do 3D animated, actual cat shaped cats that are cat sized and look like cats.
This aesthetic works fine in the stage show because it's a fucking stage show. You're not meant to see any of it up close. It's why the costumes always have these exaggerated details, so you can make it out from far away. I still remember when I was a kid and one of those actors was actually in my local supermarket just casually buying bread in full make up. I assume on his way to some kind of promotional event or something. Anyway that shit was terrifying because I was 4 years old and this dude was a six and a half foot tall cat man.
And this trailer was so uncanny it made me remember a childhood horror I thought I had long surpressed.
Fuck this movie and fuck you user for bringing it to my attention.

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relevant!
youtube.com/watch?v=NG7kfW4gWKc

To all the furry degenerates in this thread, take a good look at this picture. Because it'll be the last thing you'll ever see in your worthless existence.

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I'd still bang the shit out of cat Taylor Swift.

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WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING CHARACTER SHOES

We really are circling the precipice now, art imitates life and this is the point we are at

Saw the musical as a kid. My mother got my playbill autographed and introduced me to one of the main actors. He OD’d on coke a week later and I was like “what’s Coke” and my parents just changed the subject.

Most furry shit still has human hair which alters the silhouette of their characters and allows them to be appealing in a human manner

To furfags this entire movie is full of bald characters

i'm basing that on what i know about the Saudi legal system
a criminal case would be judged by a shari'a court, and from what i read, the shari'a doesn't consider fucking animals on par with adultery
i'd have to read a Hanbali book to be 100% sure, but the shari'a manuals i did read said that bestiality can't be punished with death penalty because
>only sickos would do that lol
same goes for pedophilia, btw

Tim Burton already did

why is this CGI?

Not all the actors have extensive broadway/stage dance training or are physically capable. They can pay no-name dancers to do mocap for cheap and just paste the actors' faces on the bodies. the actors don't have to be in the same place at the same time since it's all cg and they don't have to do makeup or costumes. it's actually cheaper this way. a bunch of chinese and korean people can do all the cg work.

because Taylor Swift et al didn't want to sit in a makeup chair for an hour on shooting days

Fucked up how this now looks better.

Gonna need a link to buy that mouse pad

All those delicious dislikes.

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AY YO, TYGROWN, U GOT THAT GOOD SHIT?

Tsk... TIGGA PLEASE, U KNO I DO

How about you douse yourself on gasoline and light yourself up

>Boner?!

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>1561249544233m.jpg
>m

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Why do none of them have cat noses?

I knew I was going to hate it based on her inclusion alone.

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Because the creators listened to too many internet comments about how a snout is the one thing that makes a character "too furry".

DIOSMIO
EL GATO CASTIGADO POR DIOS!

Based, at lest they not look like furries.
Although this may start whole new fetish sub-genre.

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human faces
it just looks uncanny valley

We only talk about it at white people meetings but we're all furry to some extent. It has to do with historical domestication of animals and especially wolf populations. I'm putting my life on the line to tell you all this.

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I can see why they did this. It's a play so they want to capture that feeling of seeing people dressed up like cats sing and dance around, but they also want to use special effects to make them look even more cat-like.

Which is a shame because they might as well at least have gone full anthro, or maybe make them look like realistic cats. That would've been much better.

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Some sick part of me is wondering just how the inevitable porn of the movie is going to look. Will they keep the uncanny valley human faces? Go full anthro? Make the faces less human? Just make them look like people wearing costumes?

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It's the human nose.

Having a human nose on a nonhuman design just immediately makes it look fucking horrendous.

very furry is just cartoon

5 is animal

That would look better but human eyes and mouth would still look uncanny. It'd look like this shit. youtube.com/watch?v=oowOsEOTApA

Aren't you forgetting someone?

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It seems one of them really likes lasagna.

>40k
>Against furfags
They're the finest weapon for the Emperor

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For a moment I thought they were making an Aristocats live action

I thought Whitney Houston was dead?

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sam hyde is a fat unfunny hack who only appeals to edgy underage faggots.

S A Y B A B Y

biker mice carbine

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Nobody is going to make porn if this since it's ugly

This is what the future will look like once technology reaches a point where man can surgically alter his body to resemble his fursona.

>mayor from swat kats

Hrruh... hhuuuuuuhhh.... HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHH...

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And? Western countries don't punish bestiality with death either. What the fuck is your point?

Godspeed user, I hope whoever it is you're afraid of don't find you.

youtu.be/vmp-xmguqh4?list=PLdUWNyk3iEfpRBJ9h13xP-FqcMxzXhNsU

Are these guys an actual cult, or is it one big elaborate joke?

alright I gotta ask, who is this and why is he posted so much?

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There's either femanons or fruits in the thread.
A straight man has never walked into a live theater if he wasn't trying to get into the pants of a woman in the process.
Musicals? Forget about it, anybody that has ever seen a musical has sucked a dick or at the very least would if given the opportunity.

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youtu.be/5yC7HwPh6Es

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Faggot. The leader of the last free white civilization enjoyed the theater.

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Thanks OP I cum on cat she hiss at penis

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Hitler was a well known homosexual and BBC enthusiast

This film was such a blast to watch in theaters. I wish I could go back in time and do it all over again, the roar of laughter from everyone was top notch.

[citation needed]

Thanks doc

Well you know how it is with any ironic cult. In the end, someone will always take it too far.

Like how Church of the SubGenius ended up as that cardgame INWO that eventually memed a bunch of stuff into reality, like 9/11.

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It's a joke but there is a truth in it, something about the flamboyant and whimsical nature of gays and musicals draws in gays.

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See /pol/

>posting on Yea Forums late at night
>acting like he has any authority on getting into the pants of a woman or straightness in general

why he looks black?

I had a friend who get embarrassed over laughing for such a long time, because of the cobblestone in Paris that were shaped like croissants. It's such a weird detail.

>artist is mediocre
>does lots of porn
>artist becomes amazing
>does zero porn

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Khanigga

finnish folk hero

This looks so fucking bad

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Meant to say, whimsical nature of plays.
The point being that a straight man is never going to go to a theater of his volition.

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Why is stock image guy going nuclear?

make it swift and painless, Pete

What was the name he posted porn under

I'm a bit late but

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Old gay jews of course

so they basically spoil the emotional highlight (memory, though an awful interpretation by the sounds of it) just to sell tickets for this shitshow, nice.

and you know this, speaking as an authority on what straight men do, posting on Yea Forums late at night

All those man-hours wasted on a movie nobody will like.

I dunno, Taylor Swift fans are weird

by the way, if you wanna hear how this should sound, watch the 98 recording with elaine page.

UNIVERSAL

34from1800

Ron Perlman starring in the newest Garfield movie.

nice ps2 cutscene you got there

Is that hellscape of a background really what Hollywood thinks is beautiful and fitting for whatever scene that is?

the part where she belts is clearly the reprise, though. They just changed the ending a bit.
youtube.com/watch?v=8gd_ohoPzYc

>and if taylor swift IS somehow a furry and comes out it will be insane how normalized it would become.
I refuse to believe you are this fucking stupid.

i liked moms, but his 'talking shit while pretending to be retarded' postmodern videos turned me off

Yes?

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Thicc on the left

eh, needs some plants or something. Not for me

No? Furries want animal snouts and usually also most of the head anatomy, this is more like the extreme end of gijinka which I've always thought of as disgusting trash.

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the movie does look awful, but you'd have to be the biggest idiot in marketing to not use the single most famous song in the show (and probably the ONLY song most people know from Cats) and one of the most famous songs in musical theatre to advertise a film adaptation of Cats.

Not even furries want this obscure shit.

>whipping
never change, aceh

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Good goy

They're too animal-like for normalfags and not animal enough for furfags, so they fall right in the middle of uncanny valley for everyone.

The fuck is that texture on the lion?

CATS is a Unity asset flip

>The more 3rd world you get the harsher the punishment gets

hmm

Well shit, now that I'm re-listening to the soundtrack I truly see how amazing it is

youtu.be/j2OUsgqhlco

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Germany looks like Pac-Man sucking a cock in this image

Which is crazy, because in real life they aren't Pac-Man at all....

>Dat few in spain
Based chorizo bros

This might just be the thing that turns furries off forever and they go back to being normal.

>>something that isn't a remake, a sequel, a reboot
classic underage Yea Forums

We’re reaching levels of yikes that shouldn’t even be possible

first our children
now the little puppies

fuckin hollyjewwwwww

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true, but they play way too much of it. they could hint at it, maybe use an orchestral theme of it, rather than straight up blowing their load for a trailer

Zootopia already did this, it's just a contributor at this point.

Have we really reached the point where videogame 3d graphics look better than movies'? What a sorry state of affairs.

Wait till you see the US one

I know it because of the Simpsons desu.

Been ignoring this trailer for a while now but finally watched it:
>Francesca Hayward
Holy fuck, it's my waifu.
She's my favourite portrayal of Clara, in ROH's The Nutcracker.
She's cute as fuck.

>whipping
Based

Cute abominon
2-3

You shouldn't have talked. Now your ass is DONE fur.

youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

Well since the cat's out of the bag now, it's time to publicly profess my love for Francesca Hayward.
She was my favourite portrayal of Clara in ROH's adaptation of The Nutcracker.
Let's hope she gets even more popular.
youtube.com/watch?v=B3KFtbj2G08

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I honestly thought someone was taking the piss when they said a still from this was a Cats film.

Lola is extremely normalfag-tier furbait. She's shapely, curvy, and has a sultry voice. Any teen who has their hormones going wild would see her as attractive.

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video games

It's the only good song there so they play it on trailer.

NOOOO, I DON'T WANNA BE BREAD!!!!

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What the fuck he's bread

>Yes, I wan't to be a bread, what gave it away?

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This was always a shitty musical, why do a movie adaptation of it.

Based

>Can’t even do cat people justice.
That’s disappointing.

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There are plenty of anthro cat girls on the internet that will do a better job of reeling in new members. Anyone who is turned on by these characters will be few in number. I personally can't wait for all the furry artist on twitter to start pumping porn of the characters with actual feline features.

Would of been better with they actually, y,know, look like cats.

>CGI is the future
more like a passing fad user. CGI is actually getting worse as time passes.

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This is peak aesthetics desu. Whatever the hell the OP has is weak as shit.