TF2 UPDATE

GUYS TURN ON TF2 RIGHT NOW

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youtube.com/watch?v=VmMjtPYDb9s
youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
youtu.be/dXL1PxMWaOA?t=535
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

there isnt one
stop lying faggot

GUYS THE PAULINE UPDATE IS OUT

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>it's real

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brb lemme see if my hacks still work

New Localization Files kino is here!

teamfortress.com/heavy/
>teamfortress.com/heavy/
teamfortress.com/heavy/
>teamfortress.com/heavy/

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ebin

>it's real

reminder that the comic and the update have gone the way of episode 3

kys
kys

This is now a TF2 thread
Post your favorite:

>gamemode
>map
>class
>loadout

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KOTH
Harvest
Soldier
Rocket Launcher, Gunboats, Disciplinary Action

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hngnghh retard it was already a tf2 thread

CP
dustbowl
Demoman
Classic

i remember like 5 years ago people were talking about tf2 being dead
if only they knew how bad it is now back then

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redpilled

For TF2 to be better, it needs more __________

koth
powerhouse
scout when the hit reg doesnt fuck me over
all stock

I too recently watched Valve News Networks Team Fortress 2 update video.

CP
Turbine
Sniper
Bazaar vargain,jarate, ham

>koth
>powerhouse
Absolutely blessed taste

TF2 is confirmed to get its update soon. How hype are you.

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>he doesnt know

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I trust Tyler.

>removed hats
>removed all the crap updates and free to play players
Thanks Valve

Post b4nny kino
youtube.com/watch?v=mmJSl5CP2mk

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YOU BABY COME STAND ON POINT

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Kritzkrieg is the best medigun, period. I'm not being paid off by the Kritz lobby.

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CP
Well
Fempyro
Stock, Flaregun, Lollichop

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I can't be the only guy who likes Mannpower mode here

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Soldier takes no skill

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its a cool idea but i feel like it belongs in custom servers

i thought there was an invisible wall on top of that billboard

Payload
Barnblitz
Engineer
Pic Related

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when would doing this ever be useful? its fricking payload

same, theres tons of walls that fuck me up when jumping

You can camp BLU's spawn by standing on it.

Attack/Defense
Gravelpit
Scout
Scattergun, Winger, Basher

WHAAAAAAAAT??????

u would die after 3 rockets this is fake and gay

>Payload
>Upward
>Heavy
>Stock/Banana/Fists of Steel

Everybody in this thread kys urslelf fucking dumb fucks

get behind the enemy line and kill/harass as they try to join the main fight

>Banana + Fists of Steel
>not Dalokhos Bar + Fists of Steel so you can be the human shield your team needs and deserves

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he fucking did it
the absolute mad lad

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>respawn at the same time as a medic
>he overheals you
>let him take the only teleporter
>rocket jump away
>arrive at the front at the same time he does

I used to hate Gravel Pit until today. Now I understand the design of splitting up the first two points so far.

youtube.com/watch?v=VmMjtPYDb9s
its a shame the website shut down

What is the point of killstreak weapons? To show everyone how much of a virgin you are? lol
It boggles my mind people actually pay more for this effect.

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My goal for every life is to get at least 5 kills so my name gets displayed for all to see. 10 kills is even better since my name appears twice, once when I get 10 kills and once when I die.

very nice update to me, i think

sad!

WHEN?

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cease and desist

I need a Degenerate shirt

that was TF2007, and only because the retards thought it would be a good idea to put it on Steam

Reminder that mere months ago he started a panic by saying the TF2 team was down to 2 people...and it turned out this was because Valve was out on their yearly vacation

Has Tyler ever been right about anything actual substantial?

People actually play this?

it's happening!!!

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>Arena mode
Wow, that sounds amazing, I just hope that some people still play the other modes after all the fun they have in arena

>effectively killed the game for good
uhh... based?

>not even the vaccinator
YIKES

no

>mvm
>teien (community map)
>pic related

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youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
It's never gonna come lads

KOTH
Viaduct
Demoman
Iron Bomber/Stock/Scottish Handshake (Stock Reskin)

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Payload
Ctf_doublecross or pl_upward
Scout
Stock but with the sign weapon

BRO THE HEASVY UPDATE IS OUT!

HE SAYS SON, CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY?
I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW IT GOES
BUT IT'S SAD AND IT'S SWEET AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MAN'S CLOTHES

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>Die
>Go to heaven
>Stopped at the gates
>God looks at you and says "YOU DON'T DESERVE!"
What would you do?

>Payload
>Snow coast
>Pyro
>stock, stock, home wrecker

>Pauline
oh fuck

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I wonder if the guy who made the mario kart map was gonna make a historical tf2 map

>you get killed by a spy or a crit on your 9 or 14 killstreak

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hey guys, does anyone know who owns the current Yea Forums party van server? I need to talk to him to add SLAM support to the server

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>not using VAC and Soundboard

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fuck off

I have one set up, but slam is so much more convenient, its built into the console in tf2!
And I don't really micspam outside of party van anyway.

>tfw Valve has considered removing lesser-played maps according to the potato.tf interview
how would you feel if some maps were taken out?

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??

use a virtual audio cable and foobar dumb shit.

>tfw that VNN video was right
>TF2 can't die and it'll be on lifesupport forever like this
kill me lads, I just want the glory days back

>taking out maps
why
just let people fucking vote on them instead of this matchmaking horseshit

Payload
Brimstone
Demoman
Loose Cannon, Chargin' Targe, Caber

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nullcore or lmaobox?

>trusting valve news network
he doesnt fact check shit and just reads shit from reddit like every other shitty gaming """news""" youtuber

>he doesnt pwn noobs with hacks
what a fucking loser

>open steam
>another csgo update

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>not detonator jumping and using the grease monkey hammer to engage maximvm speed
I can never go back now, finding weird spots to ambush with the backburner is fun as fuck

damn its really true about this board, only valve, dark souls and weeb games are allowed here
cringe!

Yeah, we need to lynch these subhumans

Use VAC/Voicemeeter and Foobar. Foobar is way more convenient if you have multiple monitors and/or a keyboard with playback buttons. You can set up playlists that automatically scan certain folders, so you can just add new songs into said folder and they'll show up in Foobar.

Payload
High Tower
Scout (bite me)
Default, Milk, Baseball

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>not using the funboats

CTF
2FORT
DEMOMAN
Basic Demoknight loadout, start out with bootlegger, tide turner, and eyelander to trimp and get free heads, then switch to charge 'n' targe once at max for the resistances. If die after people figure out my strats, switch to tide turner skullcutter for random crit chained together with charges.

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>about to get a med pick as scout
>ubersaw range is suddenly about 2 heavies
>its a crit too
>they uber into my team

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basedball

in an alternative universe the updates stopped before the mann-conomy update. i want to live in that world.

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hes one step ahead of us

not him ^
but owns the party van anyway?
the owner changes so much.
does anyone even know?

That picture needs more red in his eyes.
I hope one day we will get it boys.

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payload
badwater basin or gold rush
engie
jag/shotgun/wrangler

>badwater basin or gold rush
Gold rush is fucking awf-
>engie
Oh. Same.

I wish conch had a more tame and neutral-looking reskin. Yeah a wooden box with a Takeda clan emblem sure fits on everything!

>Go back the game years after I quit to see if anything's changed
>Nope, it's still awful

Why are you still playing this game? You can still cash out you know

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>unload into somebody at point blank as heavy
>engineer finishes him with a pistol at the last moment
>no assist
this has been going on for years wtf valve

Thanks for stopping me, user.

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>payload
>upward
>demoman
>stock except for pan

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>21
>looks 41

Not once, ever.
He falsifies true things just by saying them.

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>kiss your sister
Fuck off burger
I had enough with incest shit on my
pornos

>mfw i unironically thought this was for real and then checked its not

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lmao

Attrition
Forwardbase kodai
Cloak
L star and archer rocket with frags

me ;^)

GUYS SCOUT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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YORE
UGLEH

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CTF
2Fort
Demoman
Grenade Launcher, Chargin' Targe, Frying Pan

based uglehposter

>tie between pl and koth
>harvest
>sniper
>stock sniper

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Just replace rocket launcher with direct hit and thats me

The comic is dead right?

Fuck, you're the Direct Hitboats solly who jumps on the back half of the roof at mid and just destroys everyone.

>gamemode
payload
>map
Badwater Basin
>class
Snipah
>loadout
2lazy to install m8

no im not haha

He is not a reliable source. Just a washed up eceleb riding off of Reddit rumors and "contacts" that have nothing to do with development and drip feed him shit that is publically available except he get's it moments before anyone else. The day he is right about anything I will eat my Stout Shako hat.

>got schadenfreude
>taunt after every kill even when someone is attacking me
>both teams are loosing their shit

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>I fell for it

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Feels good doesn't it?
Let the seething of both teams be your fuel.

Don't waste your hat, lad. Sell it for 2 refined like ahy self-respecting Demopan would!

I sold my inventory for the (not even kidding on this one) 8th time.
And I did it fully knowing I'll come back in a few years.
God damnit why is this game so good?

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I won't sell it. One day I will have a Collector's Stout Shako. And people will look at me and say: "But why?"

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there really isnt a game that can top its solid gameplay, content and characters built for over 10 years.
Overwatch, paladins and other games like this turn more into a Moba, where hero skills are more important than actual shooting.

Me too but I'm laughing.

youtu.be/dXL1PxMWaOA?t=535

Out of despair or hilarity?

both