He bought a Switch 2 years 2 early

>he bought a Switch 2 years 2 early

*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

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Shouldn't you wait for the Switch Pro to make this thread?
A battery upgrade by itself isn't gonna make most people sell their switches.

Why do I need a battery upgrade when I only used my hacked Switch while docked?

I'm much more interested in the Switch Lite.
Whenever the Pro version comes out I'll probably get that too.

>no docking
it's a downgrade honestly.

this isn’t the switch lite

>He's not going to buy a Switch Lite, Switch refresh, and several different colors of each
THEY'RE JUST SO FR*KING COLLECTIBLE! I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD GET THE DRAGON QUEST SWITCH OR THE POKEMON ONE! AAAAAAA I'M JUST GOING TO BUY BOTH!!!

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>bought Switch at launch
>going to sell that Switch for this revised version

>implying its only a battery upgrade

nah we know nintendo wont tell us everything, battery thing is just the hook.
Expect:
-better performance on current and future games
-decreased loadtimes
-fixed joycons drift

based

>he bought a Switch that has the hardware based exploit patched

>*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA

How the fuck can you people sell your switch when you lose all progress in any game that doesn't have cloud saves? like splatoon

>stick drift on joycons is still a rampant and inevitable problem
Keep waiting.

>There are people out there who bought a wii u AND a switch at launch

ahahahahhahaha

>he missed out on all the hype the past 2 years
I mean, sure, you can get the best hardware by waiting. But you miss out on everything. We already been making great memories with the community and games while you gotta play catch up.

Just like you would get the best 3DS hardware by waiting until the gen was over, but everyone already moved on by thenZ

>bought Switch at launch
>go to walmart to buy new improved Switch
>go home, switch the Switches in the box and return the next day

i absolutely would, it's about the only thing i wish the switch had

imagine playing on a handheld for 9 hours straight

holy shit get a life

nothing funny about getting banned online forever my man.

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>he can't even play 720p PSP games on his switch or 720p N64 games

Hahahahahahaha

Kill yourself with your infesting images of shitty wojak and soi images

OP isn't going to buy the next iteration. He's just falseflagging. Otherwise he's a retard for waging consoles against people buying different versioms of the same console. No one can be that stupid and childish, can they?

What do you mean with hacked.
Does it have emulators?

I don't really care about new games but I'd like to play games up to the gamecube on the go with actual buttons.

I expect decreased load times, but better performance will probably need to forcibly be done by overclocking via homebrew, similar to the New 3DS.

>imagine not being able to imagine being away from a power source for more than 9 hours
maybe you should get one

Hey a reddit thread told me not to feel bad about it!!

If its just a battery upgrade then who gives a shit?
My Switch stays docked 99% of the time.

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t. Regular Switch KEK, thanks for betatesting for us Litechads.

I'm going to get the pro version. In addition to playing everything two yeara earlier I get a new and improved Switch. Feels good to have income.

Yea Forums before:
>WHO CARES ABOUT THE FUCKING PORTABILITY LMFAO ONLY SOI LOSERS USE PORTABLE GAMING
Yea Forums today:
>OH MY GOOD TENDIES BTFO HHAHAA THE NEW ONE HAS MORE BATTERY LIFE OH NO NO NO

NOOOOO THAT IS FRIGGIN CRINGE AND FUCKING ONIONS IT IS SO SSOOOOY FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOP ENJOYING THINGS

Pretty much. Like I said earlier, it's just console warriors pretending like they waited for a Pro or Lite version. No one is seriously dumb enough to feel competitive over what version of a console they buy. Not even snoys did it when PS4 Pro came out.

When does the Switch Lite go up for pre-order?

The first release of the switch has a hardware exploit that allows for easy CFW

gamecube emulator is still pretty bad on the switch, but the PSP one is fantastic

>When does the Switch Lite go up for pre-order?
this year, wh*Te boi

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b-b-b-but you only play it for 3 hours at a time anyway!!!!

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>introduce switch lite which can't be docked
>it has a shit battery

What was Nintendo thinking?

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Thank you.

What about SNES and GBA?
Those are the ones I care about most.

$200

I guess they are just cutting some corners to keep the production cost as low as possible for that sweet $$$.

They don't care about the ~10.000 lost sales when they make 1% more money on a unit sold.

Basic economics my man.

It supports SNES, GBA, Genesis, even 64, PS1, PSP

those work very well

for portables, everything up to the PSP is working, except for the DS which is still in development

for home consoles, everything up to the dreamcast works. The development seems to be focused on the gamecube and the wii atm

Just give me the fucking Docked Switch Pro with higher resolution, better framerate, and faster load times.
Portability can fuck right off with virgin manchildren on their commute to fucking McDonald's.

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The switch lite is gonna flop so fucking hard. The only advantage it has now is the price, but you can get a used Switch on Ebay or CL or other websites for about the same price or even less (with the ability to dock). The $100 price difference is fucking obsolete when people can just get a used Switch from other people.

Nintendo will be losing so much money from their stupid bullshit decisions. Fuck the Lite, release the Pro version and get back on track. Seriously Nintendo come the fuck on...

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Once again OP's mouth is open and the cock in his mouth's too big so he's gagging on it, I can pirate on my launch Switch and you already can't on newer models because of the hardware vulnerability being software-locked. Jesus fuck what compelled you to make a post like that.

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>That one dude that dropped a Alpha DC emulator that is kinda buggy but has surprisingly good comparability and then he dissapears and we haven't heard him in a month not even a single post to indicate he's still working on anything

>just a batter upgrade
couldn't you just buy the extended batter separate and replace the stock one?

the gains do not come from the battery

rather, it seems that it is the processor or whatever that consume less power while retaining performance

The battery is from more efficient ram and a more efficient optimised lower voltage Tegra X1. Same battery.

>tfw can now finally buy a Switch

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>it's common practice to keep shitting out multiple versions of consoles
Literally why not just build a PC instead?

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I see.
So literally nothing and the can be replicated by buying a 50 dollar battery bank?

I still won't buy one until there's a joycon that has both rumble and d-pad, whether it's official or third party.

You're still paying for a hardware revision either way, and depending on the part you're upgrading and how far up you're trading-in it can be just as expensive as a full console. If I wanted PC parts I'd buy PC parts.

no physical copies, i'll eventually switch to PC when consoles go digital only in a few years, but i will be exclusively pirating

switch lite is for low muscle mass manlets that cant handle the original.

I already have a PC. It's not much different. You still have to upgrade CPU/GPU.

So why gimp switch lite with a smaller battery when the new chip proves it can get the switch to last 5-9 hours with the of battery?

Which system are buyers expected to get here? The one with better form factor or the one with better battery? Why wasn't the Switch Lite both?

Okay wojak, it's time for bed. Don't shitpost all night or you'll be too tired for summer school tomorrow.

Why would you buy this version knowing there is a pro version coming? When the pro is announced I buy that and hack my Day 1 Switch with a paperclip, use that for homebrew and pirate and whatever and use the new Switch for whatever I want.

Best of both worlds.

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Switch Lite appeals to people who just wanted a handheld console and didn't use the docking system, also the joycons are integrated into the device itself which is a nice touch, plus it has an actual d-pad and not those shitty replica C buttons or whatever. You're not looking at the demographic for the Switch Lite. Not to mention it's less bulky and smaller, so it's more convenient to pack or travel with. Honestly the Switch Lite has a lot of things the original switch doesn't have. Some people really like the fact that it has an actual d-pad. That's a big deal for some people.

I have an original Switch and it was fine, but I still like the Lite design more. Looks a bit sleeker to me, so enjoy your bulky paperweight.

Because the Pro version is very likely very far off, if it even ever comes.

>I have an original Switch
>lol enjoy your paperweight
Sure you do

>want to buy a Switch
>all games are $79.99+ 15% sales tax
>they never lower in price

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The target audience of the switch lite are children whose parents didn't want to shell out $300 for their kids new handheld you autist.

uh oh... looks like soi products also inhibit the production of braincells

So let me get this straight:
Old version switches will 100% be hackable no matter what, right? No matter the OS revision?

If you're comfortable pulling apart a joycon and reassembling it spring for one of those joycon shells that have a d-pad on it. It's honestly the same thing, that Hori d-pad left joycon has the same four-button input and the only difference is it's one big cross-bar button.

move to a first-world country

Yes, launch-era Switches are 100% hackable any time and anywhere. Whether CFW is compatible with the most recent system version is another story, but the actual exploit will never stop working unless you fuck up contact-pins or something.

Switch Lite is going to be smaller and less bulkier than the OG Switch. Thus I am correct in saying you basically have a large paperweight. It reminds me of when they made a 3DS and I still had my giant ass bulky original DS. Nothing was wrong with it, but the 3DS made it look like a paperweight. Same concept for the Switch frankly.

What is nintendo thinking?
They're thinking how their customers are NOT thinking and will buy literally anything as long as its by nintendo.

Next year is right around the corner.

Zelda 2020.

It's only a paperweight if you can't play vidya on it. That's literally why anyone calls a console or handheld one. It still has vidya at the end of the day.

Can I still play online if I buy the games I want to play?

a first-world country with THAT medical system?

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Once it starts to actually become worth it to hack the Switch, i'll get the battery upgrade one and do a system transfer. My current switch is permanently hackable so i'll re purpose it for that.

I want to say emunand solutions work (the emunand will be banned but not your base firmware), but I've never actually tried any of them. Running just CFW, you'll be banned in very short order, Nintendo's online security is actually rather robust with the Switch.

>drifts

LOL

the Switch still sucks because you can't connect a power cable and not have it in the way since it's a usb port unlike the GBC

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Poorfags, I'm gonna buy both new versions

Nigger I only play this on my TV with AC cable

what province has 15%? Jesus.

I have my hacked switch and will get every game for free. Suck my literal nuts.

Currently playing hollow knight. I just used a pendant to enter some area east of fungal wastes. Am I even supposed to know where I'm going? Am I supposed to know what's going on?

Is the "original model can be hacked" argument really valid? My understanding is that pretty much the only way to make unhackable hardware is to make so irrelevant no one even wants to hack it. It can be assumed all the newer models will be hackable at some point, right?

No physical
Higher upfront cost
You can’t take it with you
Miss out on exclusive/ have to wait 3-7 years for an exclusive game to be emulated and even then it might not run right or have awkward glitches not present in the base game

Buying 6 Switches over 4 years is “cheaper” instead of dropping 2000$ now and it lasting for 6 years

It’s the same price but a normie can handle 300$ here 200$ there 80$ over there instead of 2000$ right here right now

dont cry little girl

no

Use the voucher 100$ for 2 games is infinitely better than 160 + 15% tip

If you subscribe to the theory that "literally everything can be hacked" then yeah, eventually new models might get hacked. But Nintendo had their security on lockdown for the switch. The only reason the hackers managed to win was a flaw in the hardware, not the fort knox software. Hackers even boasted that there was literally nothing Nintendo could do since it was a hardware exploit, yet it didn't take Nintendo that long to come up with an apparently ingenious way to ipatch hacked switches or whatever. Hackers got around THAT but now it's the typical cat and mouse when hackers thought they were invincible.

>No one is seriously dumb enough to feel competitive over what version of a console they buy

Except the PS3, which originally actually played PS2 games. Then emulated the process. Then didn't do it. Because fuck you, that's why.

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My switch hardly ever leaves the dock so a better battery means nothing to me.

They're thinking about the mad xmasbux they made when they released that 2ds thing.

You're forgetting that none of these revisions are actually necessary and that almost every time the games have to be playable on all versions. I suppose they could go the 3ds route and release an upgrade that actually has a few exclusives, but that still isn't the same as buying every new version.

I’m getting the Banana phone switch lite and Sword and shield lite while repurposing my OG switch to a PS2 emulator
Nocturne, DBZ BT3 and GTA SA here I come

But how come they've never managed to create a console that can't be hacked? Or have they?

Transfer then sell.

>He doesn't have a hackable switch

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I hacked my switch and I haven't touched it in over a year.

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The lack of backwards compatibility these days really fucking sucks.

Eh
I’m getting the lites because ex-3DS collector fag and I like the option of switching out what color I want today

How important is buying a Pro controller? And how is the Splatoon 2 playerbase. That game was one of the main reasons I wanted a Switch. I don't want to buy one in a month only for the game to be dead as dirt.

maybe when the Switch is in its twilight years

Yeah, as of now I think just about every console of significance has been hacked. But nintendo went hard into the software engineering to lockdown switch. It's probably also the reason they don't have basically ANY apps like netflix and it took forever for youtube to happen. New switches may get hacked, but it will likely take a LONG time, and hackers are probably focused on the older models anyways.

>few
>literally 2

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Pirate fatigue. I always get bored of a console once I hack it and get all the games for free. I end up just hoarding games I will never play. When I buy games I normally tend to finish them. That's why I stopped pirating on PC.

>He waited to buy an unhackable Switch
Enjoy paying for games like the cuck you are

Don't project your retardation onto me.

Fire Emblem, Binding of Isaac, Minecraft, Xenoblade and lots of games that run better like Hyrule Warrior and Donkey Kong for example

I dont use my Switch as a handheld so why should I care?

What about the drift? There are still a lot of theories on what's going on, but we have yet to hear the official explanation.

>Bought a launch edition switch
>Can pirate every single title released and every single title that will be released on it
Why would anybody ever choose a few more hours of battery over literally the entire Switch's lifetime of games for free?

How is the drought treating you all?
I’m kind of new to gaming and unfamiliar with the history, you could say. Is it normal for consoles to have such long periods of time without exclusives?

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How stable/solid (not 3rd-world-tier experience) are the n64/ps1 emus? Fuck now I want a switch. Can you play with a controller that doesn't suck though?

Hardly any better in Ontario with our 13% GST+PST bullshit. At least in Quebec you have some beautiful and livable cities. Toronto is only a nice place if you're making 100k+

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For Nintendo specifically, yes.

First off you're a faggot.
Second off exclusives don't fucking matter. Just play video games.

I actually have onions friends who are like this. It's fucking sad seeing them go from normal looking white dude who plays games, to beta bitch consumerist. Like a fucking demon possession.

So much launchfag (beta tester) cope ITT

Ottawa is nice. But true.
BC>QC>Ontario>Suicide>AB>the martimes>double suicide>the prairies> triple suicide> the territories.

Why would I care for or need a battery upgrade when I never play the game in handheld mode? Hell, I don't even remember the last time my Switch left its dock.

Now, if the new Switch allowed for better performance and boosted framerates by like 50%, then I'd be pissed and feel buyer's remorse.

Yeah, it’s not uncommon. Sony, for instance, hasn’t had a worthwhile exclusive since Talladega Nights

>people play their switch undocked

thats gonna be a yikes-oof-cringe-dilate-cope-seethe-have-sex from me

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hurrr buying stuff you enjoy bad.
taking your money with you when you die good.

cope

Right, warriors and minecraft. Both games for faggots and the underaged so they escaped me.

Can you play online with a hacked Switch? I wanna play Mario Maker

it's not a battery upgrade, it's a dye-shrink.
When transisters are closer together they're more efficient and don't use as much power.

seething :)

>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.

yes, I've been doing it for months.
you pirate on emunand and play online on your system nand.
Emunand is now available for freefags too.

yikes tldr im not poor i can afford every console on the market + high end pc

1 you’re a nigger
2 I literally just brought 2 new games this fucking week
Sorry you can’t get 6 feet of cock on switch

That’s basically why I don’t pirate anymore
Plus I’m not in high school anymore I’m lucky to get 20 hours in a game if I’m luck

Literal dirt dust and dead skin cells
It’s just dirty and needs to be cleaned off

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Prove it. You can't I win don't reply

>mfw I always keep my Switch and joycons in their plastic bags
No drifting for me

Buy one for all the offline games you may ever want, buy another for pfft HAHA switch online.

>>underpowered
relatively.
>gimmick
gimmicks aren't useful, stop diluting the terms meaning
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
of course it performs better docked, it's not preserving power so it can overclock
>dock scratches screen
$2 tempered glass cover solves this
>cheap, flimsy joycons
they're expensive and I haven't had any issues
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
agreed. Still, at least it's getting games at all.
>insufferable, delusional community
literally who cares, all its games are singleplayer
>manchildren love it
okay
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
okay
>>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
that's Smash, which includes and is more relavent to the Gamecube
>an embarrassment to be seen playing in public
okay
>horrible online, overpriced.
a price on any online play is overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
disagreed, you won't get a device with a tegra x1, controllers a dock and a screen for that cheap elsewhere.
>>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
every platform gets called names.

The switch is shit in many ways but as far as consoles go it's the only one I'm playing right now, which honestly says a lot.

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Do you play with the plastic bags on?

>he bought a Switch

*deep breath*
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>Is it normal for consoles to have such long periods of time without exclusives?
it is this gen.
PS4 has had a drought since Bloodborne and XBO is skipping this generation entirely, its first exclusives are already being moved over to Scarlett.
Console games are dead user.

the new models can't be hacked right now.

and you can always install a better battery cuck

>he didn't buy the best handheld ever
LMAO

I don't get it.
When does it come out?

COPE

Except I did LOL

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>the new models can't be hacked right now.
true
>and you can always install a better battery cuck
wrong.
The switch's battery isn't small, you can't just install a bigger one.
The reason the new switch models are getting better battery life is from a dye-shrink i.e more efficient versions of their processors.
You can't replace that, you have to buy a new model.

Mid august for North America
Early september for Europe

>no fullspeed N64/Dreamcast emulation
nah

>stuck with PSP games or old Nintendo emulators
lol no

It’s not a battery upgrade, the battery is the same. It’s the chipset that runs more efficiently and cooler now.

N2DSXL is even better than this

U don’t need anything else nigga

This is the highest IQ post here. You sir are a certified evil genius.

Nah, the PSP was pretty fucking great, it still is, but it has been dethroned.

It still has the best Cave Story port though, looked awfully beautiful on it with the widescreen mode.

I'll just buy the new battery when it becomes available on Nintendo's website and put it in my current switch. Not a big deal really.

>HURRR WHAT ARE SERIAL NUMBERS

Did this for my 360 back in the day

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It’s not like I even wanted us tocompete with sony or xbox. i just wanted to have a good healthy competition for vidya but instead they blew us the fuck out repeatedly, making an absolute mockery out of nintendo

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>giving away a Switch that will never drop in price due to potential modding
>high IQ
Even if you don't want to mod it you can sell a launch Switch for full price or even more if you know how.

*dabs on early adopters*
Eat shit hahahahahahahaha

I planned to do this at first but then i realized i don't really like nintendos multiplayer games anymore. and I would never give nintendo money for their garbage online, not even a cent.

see:

It's not a new battery retard its a more power efficient/smaller node tegra chip. Launch has a 20nm chip, new Switch has a 16nm chip

>he bought a Switch at all
soγ shit will always be soγ shit

I'm actually waiting until I get a new one, bought a few digital games and I don't want them to be lost on a sea of piracy.

bros....

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It's the only platform thats getting video games right now. We are on Yea Forums - video games, right?

I'm from SEA

I tried to scour local game shops and toy stores for an unpatched Switch just an hour ago

The safest XAJ7 SKU are 7000-7004, all the Switches that I've encountered are 7007 and above which are all patched

The Year 1 adopters get homebrew while late adopters like myself will get better battery life and possibly 1%-2% performance boost

I feel sorry for people who bought a patched OG Switch

>2019
>720p screen
>UP TO 9 hours
What did they mean by this? My phone from last year have FHD+ screen and using it actively with screen on for 9 hours straight left me with 22% battery remaining
And it costs less than 200 bucks

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