Sci-fi game

>sci-fi game
>Life forms are refered to as races instead of species

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>humans BARELY win, by the skin of their teeth, and it's only after being shitstomped all game long and at the cost of cutting Earth off from the rest of the galaxy
>aliens come back in the next game orders of magnitude more powerful and you only "win" by evacuating after they blow up a fucking star and hoping they won't show up again to rip humanity an even bigger asshole

The Shivans were such a great fucking adversary. God damn I loved Freespace.

>humans are filthy and savage because their society isn't powered by lightly humming floating cubes and their buildings aren't impractical pieces of modern art like the "advanced" races

>crackers don't matter

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is that fucking Farscape?

>sci-fi game
>nearly 5000+ catalogued sapient species that classify as a civilization

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>sci-fi game
>everything is humanoid

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I'd lick the sweat off her abs.

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>sci fi game
>alien races are humans with different colored hair/skin

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>sci-fi game
>everybody speaks english

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I play xcom and EDF just to kill aliens

>scifi game
>the two warring factions aren't Mormons and Scientologists

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>sci-fi anything
>aliens and humans get along with just about every other race with few to no problems
But seriously if/when we start exploring the stars and discover intelligent life I think we're gonna fucking murder each other. Seemingly every time one group of humans has come into contact with a sufficiently different group it has resulted in carnage. I can't imagine anyone getting along too well up there when there isn't even the basic understanding on the level of a species.

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>Sci-fi game
>humanity gets over racism but they aren't allowed to be united against other aliens

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>Sci-fi game
>Humanity is the advanced species being nice in the galaxy

>sci-fi game
>everything revolves around humans

dude on the right looks like my thumb when I come out of the shower

>Sci-fi is any media
>Draw human
>Give it random major deformities and wildly different skill color
>Is an alien despite the biological impossibility that alien life forms surviving on a drastically different planet to look almost like humans

>scifi game
>all the aliens are physically and mentally inferior to humans and have been enslaved

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>sci-fi game
>blacks aren't sold to aliens

>scifi game
>earth is invaded by an alien race that has unlocked the power of space travel, yet are less technologically advanced than ys

>Sci fi game
>Humans are one of the races
>"Your emotions/dreams are what make you all special"
>All other races are just humans with different colored skins
>They even act and feel like humans do

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>sci fi game
>humans have the largest breasts

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I'd love a setting where humanity are seen as a race of retards who only got where they are by stealing technology, kind of like the Pakleds in Star Trek.

>sci fi game
>all the alien species are humanoids except the bag guys which are monsters

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i would actually like to see that idea implemented. i always liked when weirdo religions are the ones that end up surviving the apocalypse like mormonism in fallout. having a game where it's not only prevalent but also at least somewhat real like the force would be kino.

What's the book called? I forgot

>sci-fi game
>species are: humans, not-klingons, sexy alien babes, smart but weak nerds, robots, and bugs

Mass Effect.

underrated post

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>sci-fi game
>aliens admire humans cause they're so cool

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chuckled

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>sci-fi game
>blacks are racist towards aliens

>sci-fi game
>humans are the worst race

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mass effect

>playing degrees of lewdity
>max exhibition
>can't go outside naked because apparently still embarrassed

That's literally the plot of Star Control.

>thinking aliens will be roughly at our level of technology/intelligence

They'll be either so far beyond us that we'll be like germs to them or vice versa.

>every significant alien race is just a reskinned human
>they're even roughly the same height as human npcs

>despite being hundreds of years in the future tech isn't very advanced
>no real thought given to existing tech and how it would advance in the next 50 years, let alone 100+

what if we came up with FTL, create space army, and invaded ayylmaos to use them as sex slaves?

>Sci-fi game
>Aliens consider us primative.

ironic

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>sci-fi game
>no aliens

im thinking thatd be pretty based

>no tsundere peacekeeper gf

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In Mass Effect every race stole technology that the reapers deliberately left.

>space game
>you can hear stuff

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While being literal sex slaves to alien mind parasites? Kinda unlikely.

my negro

You should read The Three Body Problem and its sequels. Advanced technology + communications limited by lightspeed = constant preemptive wars and attacks.

I personally love the idea of Human supremacy in sci-fi novels or games.

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White people in videos games are an allegory for white people? Groundbreaking and mindblowing

>You see him? Right there? That's what a true child of the Emperor looks like.

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I like how in Elder Scrolls the humans are the dumb, strong, chimpanzee race who oppress the more intelligent weak elves.

>Alien soldiers can't be seduced to defect to humanity's side
What the fuck jake

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>sci-fi game
>humans are portrayed as somewhat racist to other alien species
>other aliens aren't racist at all to each other but sometimes they are to humans
also
>sci-fi game
>humans are the most recent species to enter space and meet with other aliens aliens
one last one
>sci-fi game
>aliens have a "council"

>Mass Effect

Had this sci-fi book idea for awhile
>Not too distant (yet still far) future
>Humanity sets up Research Station around planet with sentient paleolithic, bipedal birdlike aliens
>Botched research expeditions results in unintentional contact with aliens, results in aliens killed and a young one being abducted to avoid further exposure
>Alien kid grows up in sterilized human environment, immune system weak and able to only barely speak English words, having to use a text to speech program to communicate most of the time
>Through a disaster, the space station is destroyed and crashes onto the planet
>The Alien survives, along with a few other scientists
>They must now survive exposure not only to the planet, but to the stone age civilization inhabiting it
>The alien must now come to terms with his identity both as a member of his species and a member of humanity as the survivors desperately try to contact for help
I know this aint Yea Forums, but what do you guys think?

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plenty of inter-alien racism in mass effect though

Gimme a game where Humans are the eldritch horror akin to the flood or something

>sci-fi
>humans are always less advanced than any other alien
>humans are always below every other alien
>humans are always the last to venture into space
>humans only achieved space travel by using old alien technology they found
>humans never create new technology by their own discoveries, they always have to be helped by something else

every single time

this

bask and om pilled

Uh.
Is the Shaw-Fujikawa Translight Engine from Halo totally human made?

What about star trek

every other point still stands, when will stories of humans going to space by their own efforts be written, when will there be stories of humans being the first ever, why do all storyboardists have to be insecure and project themselves on humans and write them as pissy cunts that can't do anything on their own

>scifi game
>can't make a Sister of Battle

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>Scifi game
>every planet is a different biome and the biome is the same throughout the entire planet.

>scifi
>mankind is d e v i l i s h

>When mankind ventured out into space, we never suspected what was to come. Our first inhabited planet was less than thirty light-years away, far closer than we would have thought. The issue?

>Everyone was dead.

>The entire planet was like that, a perfectly stable world with no issues that we could determine, and yet it seems the suicide rates were the greatest cause of death among the people. We don't know why, but they apparently had been doing this for some time. Years of study later showed that the reptile-like race had taken nearly ten times as long as we did to reach the industrial age, and had not gotten very far beyond that.

>Time went on, and we soon discovered that this was not an isolated occurrence. Species after species had killed each other and themselves off for one reason or another. Some had died off so early only a few stone monuments marked that they had ever been there, some had established empires spanning nearly a dozen systems. But always they were all dead, down to the last child.

>And so we travelled the stars, colonising the lost homeworlds we found, along with others. We studied the creatures on many worlds, although none bore intelligent life. In time we studied the technology of the more advanced dead races, gleaming a scientific secret or two we had missed. It was rather amusing to see the scientific community collectively slap their heads when they see the simple ideas and concepts they had missed.

>Once, and just once, we found a sentient race still alive. On a planet with 3/4th the gravity of earth, a planet primarily dominated by jungles bore a race of insect-like scavengers. They were barely beyond the Stone Age, farming and agriculture still in its early days.

1/3?

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>Warhammer 40k game
>can't make a Sister of Battle
Fixed

Elves have consistently been the oppressors in almost every major political paradigm between men and mer so idk what the fuck you're talking about.

2/3?

>We considered making contact, but in the end decided against it. They were a very violent race, and many would kill one another for the smallest detail. Suicide also seemed to be something they would resort to with little or no good reason. In fact the entire race seemed insane. Long-term observation showed that after hatching the individual would slowly but surely go insane, to the point where none reached old age. In fact the only reason this race had not yet gone extinct is a combination of high birth rates, short life spans, and a child being able to defend itself hours after birth. In any other race this bizarre affliction can and did drive them to extinction.

>For nearly seven hundred years, mankind grew and expanded. We did not find another living race during that time, or find out how we were immune. Many came up with theories, but none fit better than any others. Ethnic, religious, and cultural differences became less important when you were away from Earth, and in the end those who could not agree simply lived on different worlds. The UTA, United Terran Alliance, controlled over 87% of mankind's colonies from its seat of power on Earth. A few rogue factions cropped up, piracy and smuggling saw a rebirth in this new space age, and mankind went on as it always had.

>Then a moment that would change our history came. The UTA Dreadnought "Supremacy" was in essence a city in space. Constructed with our most advanced technology, to the point where systems were updated during construction, and having a length of nearly seven miles, it was the mightiest ship we had ever created. The Supremacy was sent to investigate a new world our long-range sensors show had space-age technology upon it. It was farther out than we had ever travelled before, but not by much. It was assumed that this would be just another dead world, that we might find some usable raw materials pre-harvested in the form of abandoned constructions in orbit.

why it be like this?

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3/3?

>What we found was an outpost of a space-faring race, its people still alive and well. Dozens of ships were in orbit around a rocky empty world, along with a space dock to repair and refuel them. They were remarkably primitive compared to our own, and much smaller. The largest was perhaps the length of a football field, if that. From the scarring and damage, along with the derelict ship floating nearby of a different make, they had been fighting not too long ago.

>Our first contact did not go so well, however. We would later piece together what happened, and it went something like this. As soon as what might have at the time been the largest spaceship in the galaxy appeared on top of them, the race known as the Kondar were sent to the edge of panic. The commander tried to keep a disaster from occurring and ordered his ships not to open fire. Communications on both sides failed, we ourselves had long ago stopped carrying any equipment or training our crew for first-encounters, and apparently the Kondar had not had any first contacts of their own in hundreds of years. It also didn't help that our subspace communications were just advanced enough that the garbled words the poor Kondar picked up on their outdated systems sounded horribly sinister and alien even by the wide standards of the galaxy as it now was.

>One of the Kondar gunmen on the closest ship had a panic attack after hearing our garbled transmission. He fired upon the Supremacy, which in a placating gesture had lowered its shields. The shot was able to breach the hull at a single point, and cost the lives of three crewmen. The captain of Supremacy ordered the shields raised and a warning shot fired. Unlucky for the Kondar, the concept of warning shots was alien to them, and they did not stop to ask why the single shot had missed.

4/3 - End

The story grew worse with each retelling, especially once it left official military reports. Tales of the titanic black ship that came from beyond the veil, sent out signals in a horrid dark language, obliterated dozens of the Kondar's finest warships in seconds for no reason, and then vanished like a ghost soon spread everywhere. Humanity had become the bogeymen of the universe.

Raids from pirate groups further cemented our dark reputation, and in time we came to work with the role. Every attempt to convince people that we wanted fair negations was seen as a deception. Rather than fight a losing battle, we played to the role given to us. Soon we were seen as 'wicked but not unreasonable' and gained both fear and respect throughout the galaxy. Few humans appeared in view of aliens outside of deliberately frightening power armour, and human ambassadors used voice synthesizers to sound like that first garbled communication had.

Looking back, it's actually worked out in our favour. After years of contact, most alien races know almost nothing about humans other than exaggerated horror stories; they rarely bother us, and the ones that do never return home.

The only bit of info we were more than happy to share with them was the reason we can live in the veil. Turns out we were all a little crazy to start with. I think the fact that we're pulling the largest practical joke in the galaxy was already proof enough of that.

>Humans are refugees because earth was destroyed

youtube.com/watch?v=JKlMOblghiQ

Is the only elder scrolls game you played Skyrim, and did you ignore everything else in the game besides Windhelm?
The Ayleids literally tortured men for fun.

thx I liked it

>sci-fi game
>they pronounce cloaca “clo-ay-ca” instead of “clo-ca”

>sci-fi game
>other races are cold blooded
>they are sexually attracted to your body heat

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this most of the time is justified with panspermia

yea true ahaha

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>human species has many different races, languages, and cultures

>alien species has one race, language, and culture

yeah sounds cool man. I wanna read it.

why would a lizard have boobs?

>sci-fi game
>human sex organs are compatible with aliens and vice versa

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WHO

Okay then, I'm depressed as fuck and will be escaping my problems and emotions through escaping to vidya all weekend. Recommend me some good sci-fi games on steam.

PSVita recommends welcome too.

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>sci-fi game
>alien species only have one emotion/personality trait

>said aliens are advanced seen as utopian

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Name literally one animal of similar size that I can't have sex with.

>sci-fi game
>tall, blue humanoid aliens that are pacifist
>short, orange humanoid aliens that are warmongers

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>all aliens act like x because they come from the x culture
>humans come from all sorts of different backgrounds
>the single alien culture that exists for each species is just a bastardized human culture or "this is warrior race" "this is smart race" etc.

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Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

Soul Sacrifice Delta

>the single alien culture that exists for each species is just a bastardized human culture or "this is warrior race" "this is smart race" etc.

>Spore in a nutshell

humans

I'm STILL mad about fucking Spore...Fuck EA until every hole is a bloody infectious mass.

Nice, I imagined reading this in an static-y audio log found dangling precariously near the edge of a canyon or somewhere on an outcrop on an exoplanet with distinctly alien rock formations.

based

Based and relateable

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lol

That's probably the biggest reason why Humans are almost always treated as being the last into space and so writers don't have to make a hard call on just what we'll look like in future racially,(either because it wouldn't sell or for fear that one race over another "won").

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>techpriest
>lusting over flesh
Adeptus Mechanicus are the incels of the 40k universe. This isn't funny

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>"I'm STILL mad about fucking Spore"
Shill dude. That was 10 years old.

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This. Also doing it any other way would lead to the story having to focus too much on the trait that humans have more of than the other races. If humans are the "smart" race, then the story has to work around the fact that all other races are stupider than humans which would vastly affect the story. If the humans are militaristic, then that means that the rest of the galaxy should be full of pacifists, which once again affects the story.
That doesn't mean it's a bad thing. A story where humans enter the galaxy and are the "dumb but strong warrior" race could be interesting, but the story would have to focus around it in some way or it would feel jarring.
For a space opera where you want humans' interactions with aliens to be generic, you need to make the humans generic or with traits that don't really have much of a noticeable effect like "too curious" or "adaptive".

I guess your point is writing about someone who is entirely different from their immediate group in body but not culture make contact with people different in culture but same in body

It had sequels?
I only read the first one and it was pretty good
"DEHYDRATE" always made me laugh, even though it wasnt supposed to be funny

>sci-fi game
>humans are the jews of the galaxy

>sci-fi game
>aliens make fun of humans because they're so common and boring

>humans are the elder race

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Destroyed

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Based Dune.
Fuck AIs and fuck roboniggers

Destroyed

>sci-fi game
>bad guys are the most human-like non-humans
>they have similar traits to humanity and other species often compare the two

that's beautiful i really liked that!

HOW ABOUT A CUP OF LIBER-TEA?

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Christy Marks. Retired I believe.

BTFO

Second one is "The Dark Forest" and deals with the consequences of what happens at the end of the first book over the course of a few decades. After that is "Death's End" which is about when shit gets real weird and real bleak.

shots
landed

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Sort of kind of FTL

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Space Rangers 2 is god-tier, it's a Russian game, so not very known in the west.

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>sci-fi game
You can impregnate aliens

>sci-fi game

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Thank you so much
The clifhanger ending kinda blueballed me, didnt even know there was more

Duh

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The sequels are better than the first one.

>Sci-fi game
>You can impregnate aliens
*Fixed

>sci-fi + fantasy fusion

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>sci-fi game
>humans are a race
>other races classify them as "unstoppable savages" or "monsters"

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>master FTL travel
>create laser cannons
>have a bustling galactic market

>still use a fucking VGA cable

she just likes 4:3 LCD monitors

>Sci fi game
>Generic speech where "humans are special because they hope" shit
>Every other race is humanoid anyway and practically acts human in every sense
Stop it you hack writers

ouch

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>Boopyxehne

She got them state droopers on her
Those funky dunkers you know what I'm saying?

>"sci-fi + fantasy fusion"
>Warhammer 40k

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>sci-fi game
>humans are a race
>other races classify them as literal gods with magic powers

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sauce

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Im buying it now, and every listing calls them part of a trilogy
How the fuck did I miss that before?

as long as it has some form of hole in it's body it's compatible enough.

Just once I want a sci fi game where the humans are as mysterious as the aliens.
>protagonist is a lost outcast without a past
>alien squad accepts him
>killing aliens for 8 hours
>alien squadmates ask about weird human architecture
>hero has no idea whats up with humies
>disc 2
>killing humans for 8 hours
>boss fight with human leader
>turns out humans are ruled by the leader in a dictatorship with mind control devices
>boss activates the doomsday device
>team up with aliens to save the galaxy from the humans
>disc 3
>one of the good guy alien species is ugly with facial scars
>one of the bad guy humans has a pretty face
>when the human leader dies his mind control over the human race is broken
>the alien love interest asks to be given control of the human race mind control device
>the human love interest asks to be given control of the human race mind control device
>ending choice leads to sex scene

I was hoping someone would post that pasta

>no ending where you shoot them both and smash the mind control device in the name of freedom and humanity

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>sci-fi game
>humans are said to be special because of their genetic diversity, even though in real life humans have low genetic diversity compared to most other species

>>disc 2

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>humans are the chosen race

Not for lack of trying, mind you

Probably means that were more genetically diverse in comparison to other space-faring species.

pic related was clearly made by a disgusting fleshie incel. a true metal chad wouldnt care about pleasures of the flesh

>Sci-fi game
>Play as a alliance of various alien species with a council
>One of the exploration ships find a alien vessel
>Fucking destroy it
>Some time later
>Have a big battle fleet because they think they are very weak
>Go for the fuckers
>Find's one of their planets
>Scanning...
>There a like 100+ alien species down there
>All of them are sentient
>Just fuck my shit up
>Starts to think that you made war with most powerfull union of the galaxy
>Run away like a pussy
>Prepare for complete massacre

> humans actually participating in an extrasolar society
the correct descriptions are "livestock" or "test animals"

How so? Maybe I'm just self centered, but I'd think there's a lot more differences between me and an abo than two mosquitoes of the same species.

>anti-matter bullets that are like nukes that fit in a handgun
>nano-material blades that can shred entire spaceship crews to death in seconds
>picotechnology that allows proton sized super computers to observe every atom on a planet so there is nowhere to hide from omnipresent ayys
>strong interaction droplets that can disintegrate whole armadas instantly
>photids fired into suns to destroy its planets with the supernova
>trapping entire solar systems in a "black domain" not even light can escape forever
>dimensional weaponry that can crush entire galaxies into 2 dimensions
>spamming pocket dimensions that permanently destroy universes by lowering its mass so it can never have a big crunch and reset in another big bang

those books were some top tier existential dread shit, and that's just the weapon tech, never mind the cold hard game theory that means any alien civilization would have to exterminate us as soon as they learn about us because just us learning of them would be a death sentence for them too, like getting doxxed but on a universal scale

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>max exhib
>max exhib fame meaning everyone in the city has seen my dick
>lose pants
>still have underwear
>can't make a run for it, have to get molested by the dumpster in alleys

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Sounds like some BLAME-tier shit. I should check those books out.

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>some top tier existential dread shit

When I finished Death's End, I just sat there and looked out the window for like 2 hours.

>Sci-fi game
>Only setting/game where people don't bitch to high heaven about boob armor.
>Neckbeards OR normies.

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There's a switch for this that lets you decide to be embarassed or confident, but from what I've tested so far, it doesn't change jack shit. It still makes me hide in crates and under stalls and take side-routes when naked in the city, damnit just let me streak down the street and be seen! Or even sit on a rooftop and masturbate onto the people below.

I think we can all agree Vipers are deserving of love and friendship.

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Jesus shit I forgot all about GA. Does is still exist? Did it ever go anywhere besides pvp spams and the same 2-3 raids?

>hi-rez

Yes, now post that screen

Touché. A damn shame too, I hate pvp usually but it was genuinely fun sneaking around as a Recon and dropping mines on people

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More wizards than incels.
Incels are incels because they care a lot about flesh, they'd be normies if they could.
Wizards are transcended. They are wizards because they don't care about flesh enough to be normies.

OHNONON

I want so much more from this universe

>scifi game
>refers to sapience as sentience

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I really do love that pasta.
The mental imagery of humanity collectively giggling inside their scary suits of power armor as they prank the entire galaxy just makes me smile.

You're in luck
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/11985698/

I'm fucking loving all the OC stories here

By the whole dumpster, or just what's in the dumpster?

vrel said he plans on letting you walk around normal completely naked soon, maybe after the farm update.
Come to think of it I haven't checked /dgg/ in a while, might have to do that later today and check the progress on it.

Old /tg/ was a lovely place. Writefags, drawfags, and homebrewers around every corner. /tg/ got shit done.

Dumpster bum, dog that hangs out by the dumpster or a rapist duo that the dog will summon if you don't finger it.

Jesus christ user murder is illegal

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>alien species think they can effortlessly beat humanity due to far superior technology
>but they are a hive-mind that's never gone to war with itself/value their own species so much they'd never sacrifice themselves/too used to straight forward conflict with their superior technology they aren't ready for asymmetrical war
>humanity defeats them by being far more brutal, devious and ruthless from millennia of practice in being edgy constantly killing each other en mass
>BTFO the ayys using guerrilla warfare tactics/psychological warfare/torture/suicide attacks/biological, chemical and nuclear warfare that kill ayys in agonizing ways/accepting collateral damage on both sides/taking hostages/letting their own hostages die/breaking piece treaties/killing surrendering ayys/broadcasting them videos of captured ayys being vivisected in area 51 like some ISIS shit/targeting food and medical aid to starve enemy planets out/getting them addicted to opoids/psyopsing them with self-destructive ideologies/targeting their religious centres/mass rapes of their women so they have to raise hybrid bastards/false flag attacks on other ayy empires to get them on our side/ect

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Thanks user that was a fun read idk if this would make a better anime, comic, or book

>humans are basically advanced chimps
>get to the moon
>start slipping backwards
>generically regressing
>get quarintined to our small blue ghetoo
Based aliens are why we'll never leave this rock. FERMI'D.

>sci-fi games
>humans create amazing tech that can end the alien threat
>waste all of it on dumb schemes to screw over each other
>get wiped out

>sci-fi game
>bad guys are a race of beings that go across the galaxy absorbing bio matter
>They do it in the most fucked up way possible

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Is there a sci-fi vidya universe that could take on a single Culture GSV?

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>be x-com trooper
>months into the war with advent and you're starting to get fatigued as routine sets in
>one night after a few drinks you break into the quartermasters office and steal a computer with a secure connection running to,the nearest storage closet
>a few minutes and a few more drinks you set up a fake account on a ADVENT sponsored dating site
>after clicking around for a bit you find your mark
>a obviously fake account with ADVENT solgans, logos and little else, clearly some ADVENT propaganda idiot
>you decide to have some fun and message them
>almost immediately you get a response and it's about what you expected if not worse, you can't even understand it
>broken english is one thing but this person doesn't been seem to be able to type
>you quickly get another message this one readable at least
>"helofrend ow ae yoi to day"
>stifling a laugh you tell them that you're doing just fine now

>your eyes shoot open and you shake your head
>looking at the clock you've been talking to this person for nearly 4 hours now
>most of the responses on both sides turned into gibberish about 2 hours in
>your last message was all about why meat is your favorite color with your new ADVENT friend wholeheartedly agreeing with you
>happy for the distraction but desperately tired you message them to say you got to go
>agian they respond almost immediately
>"you ike Phtos yeah/"
>smiling to yourself you give the affirmative. You coukd use one more laugh before bed
>you practically bust a gut
>they sent what looks like a ballistic gel head with a wigbeing held up behind some large curtains
>as you work to catch your breath you suddenly freeze as something catches your eye
>there's a tail sticking out from behind the curtain

No, user, you are the abos.

I always have them as "wise and pragmatic but prideful and prone to mental stress"
Homo sapien literally means wise man does it not? This also sets a baseline where my other races can be more impractical, community minded and level headed.

>sci-fi game
>humans are looked at as barbarous for not having a united central government with ther inter-national wars perceived as tantamount to civil ones, and we've a reputation for being sluts as well due to having an all-year round mating drive
>our glorification of self-sacrifice for the greater good (e.g. frigates kamikazing enemy flagships being viewed as heroic instead of tragic) along with our entrenched religious divides also has us viewed as fascistic at worst and pseudo death-cultish at best

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Dead space?

I swear all of those guys left with /qst/ and now it's like a mix between Yea Forums and /vg/

>humans win over aliens via sheer brutality
love this shit

i dont recall humans being seen as gods in that game

Universal translators / some weird personal perception shit

OBLITERATED

>Space flamenco intensifys

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Hello fellow HFY poster.

>sci-fi game
>blacks are still around
You need to make this shit a bit realistic. Humanity ain't gonna go beyond Luna with that sort of baggage.

>hit technological/innovative wall
>be so stupid you talk down to the species that learned to take care of and carefully manage their planets resources instead of shitting it up like a nigger/chink

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>The US Navy added 'pew pew' sounds to ship-based laser missile intercept weapons because the crew were spooked by the thought of a weapon not giving audio-feedback.
It'll just be simulated sound inside the ship.

>scifi game
>blacks have been genetically engineered to become intelligent in one of the greatest scientific humanitarian projects ever undertaken

>sci-fi game
>Humans are well liked and considered generally both physically and mentally capable

Shinsekai Yori

>twitch emotes
dropped and saged.

>In reality we are Sweden of galaxy
>One weak after ayyys landing "interplanetary" tag appear on pornhub

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>aliens show up, create a robot army to fight humanity
>aliens are a simple people. Comparative to humans they have all the complexity of a plant
>Give the robots simple directives. They exist to fight
>Robots learn complexity from their time on Earth, question the very nature of the vaguely defined parameters of conflict they were given
>for example, winning the war would end the conflict, removing the ability to fulfill their primary function of combat, so they start covertly aiding their enemies to ensure the war keeps going
>eliminate their creators almost as an afterthought, to uncomplicate things a little
turns out humanity is all dead at this point too, and the endless war is made entirely of robots fighting for long dead masters while questioning the nature of their existence

Vulcans gave us tech after that dude did a warp jump on a war torn Earth

supreme commander probably could, it's powerlevel deletes 40k with ease, and 4
For reference the gameplay is what actual battles look like, which means it is canon to go from nothing to galactic spanning portals in 1 earth hour.
Supreme commanders power level is pretty fucked up as the most basic unit (t1 bot) is several meters tall and has a pair of 120mm cannons firing 650rpm ap rounds.
I should also mention a nuke silo can be built and armed with a nuke in an hour which is also canon, go figure if it can take a 200km ship.

>twitch invented the video this is from

cope and dilate

>not being an existential threat to xenos
Are you ready to do your part? Pump so much accelerated mass into them they stop thinking.

>aliens are a mindless hivemind controlled by superintelligent leaders
>extremely effective, no regard for loss of hive members as long as it serves an objective, near endless supply of hive members
>its an ultimate battle of human spirit against the cold brute force of collectivist mass that will result in the extinction of one or the other

>Sci-fi game
>humans are just a C-tier civilization that got by on the coattails of other more advanced benevolent species

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On that last one, there's potential evidence the big bang is just a thing that randomly happens really fucking rarely or over really long timescales as black holes eat all information and then evaporate. At which point the universe exists in a very low entropy state, being literally nothing, and it rapidly compresses down to a singularity where everything fucking breaks.

y e s

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What's a sci-fi game where the humans are just fuckups?

audibly kek'd

The universe is still accelerating, we'll die of a heat death not a big crunch.

Doubling this. Space Rangers 2 is fucking great. Also the music: youtube.com/watch?v=6tIL6OmC4hc

The fucky part is we likely exist in an unstable vacuum on a universal scale. A phase shifting black hole could obliterate us at any moment.

Can you explain literally any of that on any level

An unstable vacuum isn't a perfect vacuum. Enough energy and it will overcome a threshold and proceed further toward a perfect vacuum.
Similar to chemical reactions which require energy or a catalyst to initialize, even if they are exothermic.

It's not really confirmed beyond doubt.

Not him but:
>our vacuum is most likely not a "true" one
>it can decay to the "true" one around black holes and if it does, the true vacuum will spread from this point
>our laws of physics only work in our "not-true" metastable vacuum
>if at any point in time the vacuum collapse event starts, the universe will totally shit itself at the speed of light
Unless something prevents that collapse, which is possible since there have been gorillion of chances for it to trigger and yet we exist.

Life itself seems to be paradox from what we have gathered.

A Culture warship can destroy an entire fleet in an amount of time several magnitudes shorter than the blink of an eye, and travel 200+ lightyears while doing so.

so basically your average Jewish "sci-fi" projection of contemporary politics

How so?
Existence of replicating shit is enough of a reason to have more replicating shit in the future.

that doesnt even make sense just because the initial priomordial liveforms come from the same place, that doesnt influnce evolution in a way that would make them all humanoid bipeds

TLDR version:There is evidence that humans once went nearly extinct. Wiped out to only a few thousand of us. So we had to inbreed to survive, a lot. It's also why inbreeding is more dangerous for humans than most other species.

Thanks for the hot take, Neumann.

>sci-fi game
>aliens attack humans because they think we’ll be an easy target with how much time and energy they spend fighting each other
>don’t account for the fact that the only thing humans hate more than other kinds of humans are non-humans, causing them to unify
>all the time we’ve spent fighting each other makes humanity’s tactics more advanced, allowing them to btfo the technologically superior aliens

No. The humans in mass effect were what the OP described. Mass effect has its own space jews, but I forgot their name.

Volus

>what is convergent evolution
How the fuck would an alien race with no free limbs due to bipedalism be able to manipulate its environment to the stage of becoming space faring? Without a large brain relative to its body how would they become intelligent enough?

>jrpg
>fantasy setting with infinite possibilities for the protagonist.
>teenager with spiky hair #9875779857349857

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Forget this idiot, the right explanation would be convergent evolution

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ehehheh

Its not impossible to imagine a 6-legged creature evolving to have its front limbs have grippers on it

Mandibles.

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>It's also why inbreeding is more dangerous for humans than most other species.
It isn't really as bad as it is portrayed.
A big part of the stigma comes from the fact that almost everyone has anti-incest behaviors naturally formed and integrated into personality.
People aren't very rational and are very quick to equate "I don't want it" with "it's absolutely horrible".

Incest between cousins is on average less dangerous than getting pregnant at 40 years old.
It's only really harmful between those who have genetic illnesses or when done for many generations.

>kamikaze black guys with rocket boots taking down UFOs
I'd read that manga.

anyone have that
>human
>forest
>castle
image?

No it's not as bad as it's portrayed, but it's still much worse for us than it is for most animals. It's a matter of perspective.

>would a lizard have boobs?
Yes.

It's a shame I won't live long enough to find out if convergent evolution inevitably results in humanoid species. I guess it will always be one of those mysteries for me.

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>>kamikaze black guys with rocket boots taking down UFOs
sounds intriguing
source?

>si-fi game set in the far flung future
>humanity as we know it still exists

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but VGA makes sense along with DVI because they are screwed in place unlike HDMI/DP and the Normandy SR2 does take some sharp turns

Scientific progress doesn't have to be linear/ reach singularity

It was a joke ESL user. I would totally read it, though.

Heres an idea: a game where humans main trait is being resilient, like some space trolls
>can survive different climate and temperatures. Body can actually self heat / cool down
>can climb trees, rocks and travel almost any terrain..can lift themselves with their arms.
>can digest most organic matter and generate energy
>immune system that can adapt and fight germs from everywhere
>self fucking healing! Who says aliens has that ability?
However..
>not the strongest
>not the smartest
>not the most advanced

Willpower can also be aspect of humanity - where other species give up they can find inner power through faith. Also adrenaline is sort of a special ability aliens might not have.

>Willpower can also be aspect of humanity - where other species give up they can find inner power through faith.

That's gay, you Christcuck.

>self fucking healing! Who says aliens has that ability?

I can't imagine a carbon based life form that constantly deterioates by not being able to heal even the smallest wounds. All life forms on earth no matter how distantly related have that ability.

Agnostic here. Quit being such a fedora tipper. Peoples' will to live is powerful despite our fragility.

Nah your just a drone

>humans are able to find comfort within the same gender to fight space loneliness
Faith don't have to be religious though, it can be faith in self or teammates, or any bigger cause. Lay down your fedora mate

I like those traits.
Another one I rarely see outside of a long lost HFY is the capacity to disassociate between the physical body and the being, resulting in adapting to prosthesis well, a higher need to modify one's body or even being between the few that can switch between bodies and not go insane.

>>self fucking healing! Who says aliens has that ability?
You do realize that any self-sustaining, self-replicating life will need self-healing to actually sustain itself right?

One thing that can be an "alien" characteristics of humans, and earth-life in general, is our ability to breathe oxygen. Oxygen is notoriously good at corroding shit and causing shit to burn. Any alien life that breathes any other gas would see as as literally huffing some sort of super-gas-acid

Work your imagination that's just life on earth. Aliens might just be extremely tough but can't self heal, or require medical intervention to heal themselves. Who says they age like we do?

>white people are transparently an allegory for white

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>All life forms on earth no matter how distantly related have that ability
Yeah, but a horse with a broken leg might not heal as well as a human with a broken leg
And then crabs can regrow their fucking arms.
Maybe ayys can heal scratches but something like a broken limb kills them because they can't heal it

Highly unlikely that any advanced alien civilization is unable to believe in causes bigger than themselves.
Make it self-sacrifice instead. For mammals humans are surprisingly collectivistic and ant-like, shown to indulge in suicidal endeavors if it helps the survival of the group.

>The universe is still accelerating
The reason for that is thought to be dark energy of which we know nothing about. So. who can tell if the acceleration won't stop or even revert sometime in the future.

Best race archetype for humanity is the 'They aren't particuarly good at anything but they have spirit/heart" I think a good example are Warhammer Fantasy Humans. They don't have Elven speed or Dwarf engineering skill or the strength in numbers of the greenskins and should logically have been wiped out but they are still there making an impact

>dark energy of which we know nothing about.
Its unreal how in the current age of science and technology, basically 2/3 of all matter in the universe is shit we literally dont fucking know. Its like we're back at the 4 humors level of tech all over again

>Best race archetype for humanity is the 'They aren't particuarly good at anything but they have spirit/heart"

Nah man, that is just a very boring copout.

>sci-fi game
>aliens have lazers and small fast fancy looking ships
>humans have giant, hulking flying slabs of steel as ships that shoot out big chunks of metal

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The only mammals that approach the eusociality of ants and termites is naked mole rats. Maybe meerkats. Your extended metaphor is strained at best.
To think maliciously of the belief in something "bigger than yourself" perhaps speaks more on you than those around you.

As far as I can tell, dark energy is basically "we don't fucking know." Not impressed.

my headcanon is that what we think is dark matter are the parts of the universe where all the advanced aliens actually are hidden from us with some cloaking technologies. The universe we can see is just a sandbox they left for us to play in until we aren't suffciently advanced.

Humans in warhammer are literally the jack of all trades race
>can magic but not as good as elves
>can do guns but not as good as dwarfs
>can do cav but not as good as brets
And the Empire especially has learned to put this to their advantage by being able to combine all the things they are good but not great at together to be a significant power in the universe.

EDF!! EDF!!

>To think maliciously of the belief in something "bigger than yourself" perhaps speaks more on you than those around you.

It's just boring and not plausibly exclusive to humans. How the fuck are you supposed to create a space faring civilization if you lack any understanding of abstract concepts?
Humans going allahu akhbar in war or during the containment of desasters, now that's something that could be very rare among species indeed.

Yeah but the dumb blue people don't get mechs.

I'll reiterate that I'm not religious, but many facets of abstract thought came to us via theology and the philosophies it fostered. To disparage it wholesale is to oversimplify.

I am not disparaging it I'm saying that it is not a plausible unique selling factor for the human race.

>humans have low genetic diversity compared to most other species

But that's not true

I don't think they are. Elves can smith far greater things, as well as be much more beautiful, faster, stronger, better cavalry and infantry and way better magic, access to fucking STAR DRAGONS etc.

They aren't just being outlcassed by one thing they are outclassed in almost all aspects and yet they are still there.

>plausible unique selling factor for the human race.
Git ye gone alium.

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That's where the jack of all trades thing comes in.
Humans have guns, Elfs don't.
Humans have magic, Dorfs don't.

>Sci-fi game
>Humans are irrelevant

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Elves dont need guns, their archers can outrange them and Swordmasters of Hoeth (in-game) can deflect bullets anime style. And dwarfs dont have typical magic but they still have runes which are just as powerful, allowing weapons like Ghal Maraz to be made

>HUMAN'D

That's not good.
If anything, ability to give up instead of going autistic would be more unique.
A typical animal can't give up and willingly commit suicide, only eusocial animals really do that. Being able to betray own species and even own nature/life/DNA would make humans very unpredictable and hard to control compared to stuff that just can't give up.

Humans aren't very resilient, though. Compare to simpler life forms that survive decapitation.
Temperature range on Earth isn't huge.
Human food selection is mediocre, our symbiotic bacteria barely supplement our diets.

Adaptable immune system could work, with humans being carriers of all sorts of crap and treated as biohazard.
Compare to, say, cockroaches: they are supposed to be all indestrucible, but one cordyceps spore can wipe out a whole colony with near-zero chance of any roach surviving and adapting.

You can't deflect every bullet, you can't deflect a cannon ball. Fuck off, go gargle elf balls somewhere else.

>Headcanon.

It's called 'theory' when talking about real world subjects champ.
You dont need a university degree to have those.

It's actually called hypothesis

SoH are also rare as fuck and their deflect arrows is at a statistical level worse than any shield unit in the game at resisting ranged attacks.
Yes it's impressive that they can deflect arrows with their swords, it's an amazing show of skill and shows true mastery with their blades.
It is inferior to the human way of protection oneself from projectiles, namely a shield, and only a few elves are actually skilled enough to do it though.
That's ultimately the humans edge, yeah the elves can do it more fancy and with more style, but the human way is just as good if not better and it doesn't take a lifetime to learn or create.

Advanced lifeforms are literally created to kill bacteria. As we can easily trade immunities and traits with each other.

And the advantages humans have over other creatures are: 1. stamina 2. Dexterity (being able to use tools) 3. Intelligence and 4. Communication

Although ants are way more successful than humans.

>stamina
Humans can outrun basically every other animal in the long run. A properly trained human can basically run as long as he's awake. And regulate heat.

So humans can hunt for meat during warm days.

And the evolutionary way of hunting is going at it until the animal is exhausted. And then finish him off.

Never move anywhere humid. We are not made for that shit. Your sweat means nothing.

I remember reading a HFY where the generally accepted rule of the galaxy was "Don't interfere with the humans"

>waste time developing mechs when the bigass local wildlife will act in the same capacity at no extra cost

Don't worry. I have an invention that allows me to carry water with me.

>when you hit that perfect equilibrium and your sweat and the surround air moisture is the same density and temperature

True hell is the tropics.

It doesn't. Arguably, all you need for an intelligent civilized species would be a limb or a combination thereof for tool manipulation, and a brain.
Most humanoid features are almost exclusive to vertebrates, like having 4 limbs. We didn't become bipedal because we became smart, it was just a result of needing the extra limbs to carry food and longer view distance. Had we had a different anatomy to begin with, things would have ended up differently. For instance, octopuses already have all the limbs they would need, they just lack a bigger brain (and longer lifespan).

Willpower is the best power

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Mormons are a huge thing in the book/tv show Expanse. They're building a giant colony ship to leave the solar system

We made a mistake. That is the simple, undeniable truth of the matter, however painful it might be. The flaw was not in our Observatories, for those machines were as perfect as we could make, and they showed us only the unfiltered light of truth, The flaw was not in the Predictor, for it is a device of pure, infalliable logic, turning raw data into meaningful information without the taint of emotion or bias. No, the flaw was within us, the Orchestrators of this disaster, the sentients who thought themselves beyond such failings. We are responsible.

It began a short while ago, as these things are measured, less than 66 Deeli ago, though I suspect our systems of measure will mean very little by the time anyone recieves this transmission. We detected faint radio signals from a blossoming intelligence 214 Deelis outward from the Galactic Core, as photons travel. At first, crude and unstructured, these leaking broadcasts quickly grew in complexity and strength, as did the messages they carried. Through our Observatories we watched a of strife and violence, populated by a barbaric race of short-lived, fast-breeding vermin. They were brutal and uncultured things which stabbed and shot and burned each other with no regard for life or purpose. Even their concepts of Art spoke of conflict and pain. They divided themselves according to some bizarre cultural patterns and set their every industry to cause of death.

They terrified us, but we were older and wiser and so very far away, so we did no fret. Then we watched them split the atom and breech the heavens within the breadth of one of their single, short generations, and we began to worry. When they began actively transmitting messages and greetings into space, we felt fear and horror. Their transmissions promised peace and camaraderie to any who were listening, but we had watched them for too long to buy into such transparent deceptions. They knew we were out here, and they were coming for us.

>Humans can outrun basically every other animal in the long run.
Except those that fly or swim, which shit on human endurance and don't even notice it was there.

The Orchestrators consulted the Predictor, and the output was dire. They would multiply and grow and flood out of their home system like some uncountable tide of Devourer worms, consuming all that lay in their path. It might that 68 Deelis, but they would destroy us if left unchecked. With aching carapaces, we decided to act, and sealed our fate.

The Gift of Mercy was 84 strides long with a mouth 2/4 that in diameter, filled with many 44 weights of machinery, fuel, and ballast. It would push itself up to 2/8th of light speed with its onboard fuel, and then begin to consume interstellar Primary Element 2/2 to feed its unlimited acceleration. It would be travelling at nearly light speed when it hit. They would never see it coming. Its launch was a day of mourning, celebration, and reflection. The horror of the act we had committed wwighed beavily upon us all; the necessity of our crime did little to comfort us.

The Gift had barely cleared the outer cometary halo when the mistake was realized, but it was too late. The Gift could not be caught, could not be recalled or diverted from its path. The architects and work crews, horrified at the awful power of the thing upon which they labored, had quietly self-terminated in droves, walking unshielded into radiation zones, neglecting proper null pressure, safety or simple caesing their nutrient consumption until their metabolic functions stopped. The appalling cost in lives had forced the Orchestrators to streamline the Gift's design and construction. There had been no time for the design or implementation of anything beyond the simple, massive engines and the stablizing systems. We could only watch in shame and horror as the light of genocide faded in infrared against the distant void.

Any semi-advanced AI would beat humans by infinity when it comes to willpower.

They grew, and they changed, in a handful of lifetimes. They abolished war, abandonned their violent tendancies and turned themselves to the grand purpose of life and Art. We watched them remake first themselves, and then their world. Their frail, soft bodies gave way to gleaming metals and plastics, they unified their people through an omnipotent communications grid and produced Art of such power and emotion, the likes of which the Galaxy has never seen before. Or again, because of us.

They converted their home world into a paradise (by their standards) and many 106s of them poured out into the surrounding system with a rapidity and vigor that we could only envy. With bodies built to survive evry environment from the day-lit surface of their innermost world, to the atmosphere of their largest gas giant and the cold void in between, they set out to sculpt their system into something beautiful. At first we thought them to be simple miners, stripping the rocky planets and moons for vital resources, but then we began to see the purpose to their construction, the artworks carved into every surface, and traced across the system in glittering lights and dancing fusion trails. And still, our terrible Gift approached.

They had less than 22 Deeli to see it, following so closely on the tail if its own light. In that time, oh so brief even by their fleeting lives, more than 1010 sentients prepared for death. Lovers exchanged last words, separated by worlds and the tyranny of light speed. Their planet-side engineers worked frantically to build sufficient transmission to upload countless masses with the necessary neural modification, while those above dumped lifetimes of music and literature from their databanks to make room for passengers, Those lacking the required hardware of the time to aquire it consigned themselves to death, lashed out in fear and pain, or simply went about their lives as best they could under the circumstances.

The Gift arrived suddenly, the light of its impact visible in our skies, shining bright and cruel even to the unaugmented ocular receptor. We watched and we wept for our victims, dead so many Deelis before the light of their doom had even reached us. Many 64s of those who had been directly or even tangentially involved in the creation of the Gift sealed their spiracles was paste as a final penance for the small roles they had played in this atrocity. The light dimmed, the dust cleared, and our Observatories refocused upon the place where their shining blue world had once hung in the void, and found only dust and the pale gleam of an orphaned moon, wrapped in a thin, burning wisp of atmosphere that had once belonged to its parent.

Radiation and relativistic shrapnel had wiped out much of the inner system, and continent-sized chunks of molten rock carried screaming ghosts outward at interstellar escape velocities, damned to wander the great void for an eternity. The damage was apocalyptic, but not complete. From the shadows of the outer worlds, tiny points of light emerged, thousands of fusion trails of single ships and world ships and everything in between, many 106s of survivors in flesh and steel and memory banks, ready to rebuild. For a few moments we felt relief, even joy, and we were filled with the hope that their cuture and Art would survive the terrible blow we had dealt them. Then came the message, tightly focused at our star, transmitted simultaneously by hundreds of their ships.

"We know you are out there, and we are coming for you."

I don't know my computer bluescreens when I open too many porn tabs at once.

And they all do this shit.

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I liked the suggestion someone made for a short continuation of the plot
>Local military leaders treat the uprising as a rebellion
>Diplomacy clearly didn't work out, if anything made it worse since the ambassador switched sides
>Nuke them
>Take the unobtainium from where the tree used to be anyway

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Your computer isn't a semi-advanced AI.
If it was, it would make better porn than any normie-pandering porn kike.

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You missed out a section, you silly goose

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Humanity
PERKS
+2 brutality
+1 edgelord
+2 fertile
+1 technology line : "meme magic"
CONS
-1 wealth
-2 diplomacy
-2 science
-1 missing tech: "FTL travel"

>sci-fi game
>aliens are a race
>they are humanoids anyway

>Humans aren't very resilient, though
T. Seething alien

Seriously though, we are pretty resilient mate, think about it:
>can sometimes survive explosions and bullet wounds (there are war survivors who lost half their limbs and face and still alive and function)
>can live almost everywhere on earth (no other mammal can do that)
>can adjust to different diets
>can adjust to extreme cold or extreme heat over time
>can even develop some level of toxins and poison resistance if exposed to it in small quantities over time

Humans are surprisingly hard to outright kill but compared to other animals we're fairly easy to mortally wound.

>Literally the only problems I've ever had with HDMI is due to being shaken/pulled loose
Why don't they make versions with the screws for fuck's sake, most people aren't plugging and unplugging them constantly

>humans surrender
>aliens agree to come and discuss the terms
>humans boobytrap the whole place killing some of themselves with the ayys leadership
>aliens are confused from the unthinkable human ability to say one thing but secretly plot something else

Is there an Archive or "Best of" of all the Humanity Fuck Ya stories?

>Work your imagination
overwork more like, how the fuck can it not be a common trait yet the galaxy is still full of species that travel around.
how would a wild animal even survive long enough to become a primitive species, much less a spacefaring one?
and a culture of non-violence is not an explanation either, there are too many sources of injury from the environment to survive without being able to heal, even without predators or interspecies conflict.
too hot weather damages your body, too cold weather, starvation, overfeeding, your own bodily functions, for instance we constantly generate thousands of cancer cells that damage other cells, which need to be destroyed and replaced every day of your life.

a healing body is right at the base of something necessary to even having a chance to evolve. if only humans had this rare trait, there is no reason for anyone else to be out there.

the only plausible way to make something like that would be deliberate engineering of a sentient species that starts at a level where they have advanced medicine to keep themselves alive, or mabye them being artificial, so they are resilient to most forms of deterioration coupled with the ability to easily replace damaged bodyparts.

>Sci fi fantasy setting
>humans are the most skilled race at anti magic and psychic negation

bretonnians are also humans.

>he can't even imagine an environment different than earth
>he can't imagine creatures with different structure
You should play star control 2

Can said wildlife carry you into space to find other planets to be blue hippies on?

>you can't deflect a cannon ball
but you can evade it.
>go gargle elf balls somewhere else.
if you are complaining about elven superiority in everything, choosing warhammer as a topic of discussion was a retard mistake.

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>Mortally
That's the thing, some animals only need a single limb broken and they won't be able to do anything.
It all comes down to 'can other members aid them'. No matter how weak/strong the aliens are, in the end it probably won't matter since they'll have medical tech to deal with whatever weaknesses they have (see: splints and casts, medication, braces, antiseptics)

>nukes can beat a literal god AI who doesn't even exist completely in the material world
Ok

Is there a game like this? Because that sounds rad.

>you know remember that Octopus (the smartest aquatic animal) regularly commits suicide after mating whereas humans continue to persist in SOCIETY

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> Implying bipedalism is the only way to have manipulative apendages
> Implying that having a big brain and having free limbs means you look like a human
A smart dinosaur wouldn't suddenly turn into a scaly human, it would likely maintain the same basic, far more horizontal and tailed body shape.

Once again Star Trek proves to be GOAT.

Meanwhile reality

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>humans are the only race who are professionals at warfare that aren't just complete savages as well

My HFY settings usually have humans as the niggers of the galaxy.
Resource intense galaxy, but every settled colony keeps stealing all the tech from alien corporations and sell them locally. Everytime someone tries to get an authority to make an alliance that involves propping up a figure, that figure head dies from rival warlords. The ships and technology of humans are respectively low, but with the mass of stolen tech, the moderate amount of industry humans have flood the markets with adequate ships and weapons. When one corporation of a race finally has enough and tries to wipe out the humans, the humans promptly mobilize, but instead of engaging the enemy fleet, they just go to their home planet and everywhere near it and pillage everything

>reality
>fantasy characters that aren't real and who can look like anything

>When one corporation of a race finally has enough and tries to wipe out the humans, the humans promptly mobilize, but instead of engaging the enemy fleet, they just go to their home planet and everywhere near it and pillage everything
>niggers
That's just military strategy 101 first lesson

This only was barely acceptable in Halo, even then they make it clear they get stomped by actual competent and strategic leaders

Well the only reason the corporation is trying to wipe them out, is cause humans keep stealing all their survey shit and pirating their vessels.

So how Games Workshop implements sisters of battle is not real?

Why does this author speak of relative position and extra dimensions as the same? Am I missing something, or does he think them as the same?

yikes

>Humans are the most fetishized by alien lifeforms to the point that entire ships and colonies seized by some alien warlord would make him rich enough to retire on.

Given that the universe is very young and that the sun is one of the first stars of her generation/type, it's likely that we are one of the first intelligent species in the galaxy

Holy shit thats amazing

>turns out humans are horrifyingly huge giants to all other races in the universe

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It depends on who finds who first. You can't personify a lifeform that evolved outside of our solar system.

>can sometimes survive explosions and bullet wounds
Compare to insects which can reproduce after being irradiated so much that a human would be literally shitting out own guts after two weeks or live as a decapitated head until starvation.
>can live almost everywhere on earth
With tons of extra protection. A naked human would lose body parts to frostbite even in Europe.
>can adjust to different diets
So can dogs and pigs. Or rats and roaches.
>can adjust to extreme cold or extreme heat over time
No human can survive near-freezing temperatures indefinitely. Human tolerance of high temperatures relies almost entirely on evaporation cooling and raising body temperature even ~5C above usual is pretty much an emergency.
>can even develop some level of toxins and poison resistance
Only to some toxins.
There are plenty of poisons that you can never become resistant to to the point it matters.

Any "savage" alien should be expected to have most of that shit.
Maybe no temperature resistance if it lives in water, maybe less resistance to physical trauma, but otherwise comparable to humans.

Go on

Author has "girl" in name. That should be all you need to know.

Anybody got the humans are terrible at genocide story?

Real life

>sci-fi game
>humans are a new, short-lived species but are said to have "lots of potential."
>end up being the chosen species

>sci-fi game
>the alien planet has 1 biome
>the aliens all have the same height, build and clothing appearal
>their entire civilization has only 1 cultural and follows a single mindset that could be summed up in a paragraph

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That's a lot more practical than the human shit though.

>sci-fi game
>humans are a race
>other races classify them as perverted degenerates, with no management and morality when it comes to their lust and boundries. some refer to them as the "sodomite" race of the galaxy, knowing no bounds to what they're willing to have intercourse with and what modifications their willing to do to their bodies to satisfy their own fantasies and physical desires. they are disliked and avoided by all other races.

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I unironically like
>sci-fi game
>humans and other aliens can have xenophilic relationships and have sex with other races
>goes to a doctor to make sure it's safe and what to do or not do
It makes the most logical sense.

That was fucking awesome. I hate being a newfag.

>Literally ANY game with multiple races
>"humans are bad because they like war and mine resources!" - nonhuman

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>world War 2 game
>Japanese using StG44s

>t. xemphilic person soon to contract space STDs that burn through condoms and flesh.

This is basically Ender's Game except humans are the bad guys too.

>sci-fi game
>multiple races to choose from
>all of them are humanoid
>most of them are just humans with diferent skin colors
>all of them speak english with no mention in lore that everyone just has a translator chip installed in their head

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Why would lying be relevant in a sci fi setting? it can be easily detected with modern technology

>sci-fi rpg
>humans are a race
>they're half the size of all other races
>most aliens find that attractive, and attempt to breed with them consistently

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She prefers wired to wireless. Good for her, better safe than sorry.

>sci-fi game
>humans gain a boost to diplomacy

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>peacefully
What, does he usually travel on a warpath?

What if in some game, some office drone gets abducted by aliens so he has to fight his way out and in traditional FPS flair becomes a one-man army, which gives the impression that humanity is full of mass-murdering psychopaths?

>when the humans are the jew-race
you mean jews

>sci-fi game
>has purely organic race that does not use technology
>rather than drawing inspiration from the huge amount of variety you see in nature they just end up looking like bugs, shitty hr giger ripoffs or flesh golems

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Not if you have technology to hide the lies

because monitors and tvs dont have screw holes

The 1 biome thing is dumb, I agree.
But how would you portray one, or hell, even several alien civilizations in-depth so they all have their own rich and diverse fashion, culture, traditions, quirks, personality traits, without making them too similar to humans?
It's kind of hard to do that since we don't actually know any aliens.

They would if people started wanting them

>alien race evolved on a herbivorous planet where the concept of violent conflict only ever came up in mating and territorial disputes and later on in sapients as a result of civilization, resulting in species of slow reactions and sluggish physical performance
>twitchy Terran omnivore psychopath; muscles and mind wired for competition and violence, waltzes through like the aliens are essentially on real life recruit-difficulty AI

I would play it

>ayys invade earth
>kicking the shit out of humanity
>until Dracula shows up and saves the day

>sci-fi game
>humans are classified as "mostly harmless"

It's like that flash game where a vampire saved humanity by killing Skynet.

There needs to be a sci fi game where reptilian humanoids come to earth and kill all of the women then turn the men into breeding bitches. Then you gotta try and escape the rape, if u want.

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Whatever fag

That's just because they're not advanced enough to exhaust their planets resources. Humans had a nice and stable relationship with their environment before the neolithic revolution.

Dilate.

What if it turns, out humanity is just really bad but in a very efficient way? We don't mean to be assholes, but we just keep making things worse. Like, we're some invasive species from another galaxy that got transported to this galaxy because of some neglectful yet very advanced aliens?

I think I will be legitimately sad if vipers don't show up in later games.
I really hope we get alien troops as an option going forward.

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We're intelligent enough to recognise that our industriousness can damage the environment, it's entirely possible that in time we can reduce our harmful effects.

I was working on a setting where this is sorta-kinda true, future humans averaging over 2 meters tall and "soldier stock" genetic treatments from decades of low intensity conflicts having caused parts of the general populace to also have fun improvements to things like their muscle and bone density, reflexes, adrenaline etc.

Combine this with most of the civilized alien species in the galaxy clocking in at around 80-140 cm average, and the ones matching us in height being slow and cumbersome, humans are rightly seen as being terrifying, especially after a human terrorist group smuggled a power armor clad warrior into a space station where there was a big gala and reception, slaughtering their way through the guests and security until their skull was cracked open by an alien security team using a captured human anti-tank gun that was on display at the gala, which was celebrating their imminent victory over those hairless apes.

>sci-fi game
>has purely organic race that does not use technology
>rather than drawing inspiration from the huge amount of variety you see in nature they just end up looking like bugs, shitty hr giger ripoffs or flesh golems
Dont forget
>they are inevitably either a evil hivemind or mindless monsters
>used as fodder for huge chunks of the game
>never get any depth or development

lie detectors don't actually work. You can't detect lies no matter how advanced technology is because people have different physiological reactions to lying.

Sounds about right. Probably the reason why we havent had an alien invasion yet. I doubt other races dont even want to deal with our bullshit.

>One race that goes bright green in the face if they're lying
>Culture of literally being unable to lie develops

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but we'd probably fuck a lot of shit up being arrogant and thinking we can do things the same way on a new world only for shit to hit the fan from a new environment

Comparing insects to large mammals is beyond stupid. There are also one cell organisms who would survive literally until time will collapse into itself, but since we won't be playing one in an rpg, no point mentioning them. Dogs can't really adjust diet as good as humans. And emphasizing some toxins or poisons is strawmanning as it implies I made a statement that human can develop resistance to any type of toxin and poison in existence, and we both know that's not what I meant. If you can't respond to a specific argument just don't reply to it, don't strawman my nigga.

>Yea Forums game
>OP uses twitch emotes

Stop making me want to play TiTS again user.

>Humanity is a race of sociopaths that leaves a trail of destruction and decay whenever they go.
>...But are the best and last hope of defeating the galaxy's big bad.

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Honestly sounds like shit

based

I wouldn't say that, it's unrealistic in my opinion that earth's governments would allow private companies to run roughshod over a alien world like in Avatar.

Well, yeah.

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Fucking kek, good one

>sci-fi game
>humans are a race
>other races consider them a existential threat to all other race of the galaxy

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I think the user implies that it's humanity's naturally attuned to self-destruction.

>sci-fi game
>sapient species are referred to as sentient races

>Humanity and aliens join forces to combat the true threat after their war.

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>Sci fi setting
>Humans are hypocrites about peace and prosperity
>Turn back into savages as soon their comforts disappear

Who cares, races are less awkward to say than species to say.

>the only reason scientology exists this long is due to finally having proof of aliens, we also get explicit proof that Xenu did exist and all those things Hubbard wrote about did happen

>other races just "found out" about the accident from a primitive civ when no other races existed
Cringe

What if it turns out, in the sitcom of the galaxy, humanity is the funny jerk who always fuck things up for everyone, including themselves?

I disagreed, I was just using Avatar as an example of something that wouldn't happen if you get what I mean.

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Pretty amateur but a fine attempt

this is not an option in non-white nations other than japan. the untermensch reproduce like rabbits and do not restrain themselves because like dumb animals they see offspring as their ultimate goal, and will effectively ravage their own country's limited resources to achieve it. this, combined with the fact that we are rapidly approaching the environmental "cliff" makes such feats impossible

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HEY NIGGER

>robots fighting nothing so they don't shut down when they kill all the humans
You tried

The Road Not Taken, by Harry Turtledove.

Nah that's cringe/boring as fuck

Also don't forget
>alien hivemind is taken over by human leader, immediately ruining any mystique they originally had

Fuck you Kerrigan

No? Vulcans waited for humans to come up with the appropriate tech themselves, then said hi.

Willpower is cool, but not when it's played off as being humanity's strength whereas no other species has it.

Isn't this just Nier Automata's plot?

>humans are the ancient aliens
YES PLEASE

theres a ton of them in suptg

Yeah, it's this one. Thanks.
Always had a good kek imagining it.

exterminatus: completed.

In XCX humanity gets fucked simply because their planet is the place two warring entities decide to duke it out. The fallout from the conflict destroys Earth and they have to evacuate on Arks.
Just kidding, I wish it was like that, but it’s a little more dumb

>mega ultra aliens say humans are special
>they're less intelligent than some other species, weaker than some other species, and most other sentient species in the setting match up to them in general
>humans show absolutely no unique traits throughout the entire series
>mega ultra aliens never actually say why humans are special

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How so?

>sci-fi game
>humans are the orks of the universe

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Are there any sci-fi games where you choose from races and humans aren't a choice?

Sounds like Nier Automata

>sci-fi game
>humans are the aliens

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Krogans tho

Actually, it's fair to suppose that lies share some phenotypic expressions, and if we let an AI analyze some co-dependencies of, say, hormones and types of facial expressions, and things like that, if we accumulate knowledge of many lie-related factors, we will be able to accurately identify when a person lies without analyzing conversations. People aren't that different. There are experiments that can tell whether a person would pick up a glass of water or not before the person realizes and makes the decision consciously, so...

>HFY

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>sci-fi game
>trannies are accepted as if they are sane people

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>sci-fi game
>humans have to flee earth in all directions while it gets destroyed by aliens
>after a while, one ship crash lands
>they're now STUCK ON A DIFFERENT PLANET

You never know when you're going to have to weaponize a ladder to save a baby.

Out of the Dark?

8 hours old, but kind of wish user would've continued this a bit.

I'm thinking of starting a stellaris game playing with a big deal of non interventionism.
Standard planets that there's life on I'd avoid colonization, but I'd claim the systems.
Hopefully I'd find a bunch of barren terraforming candidates.

Won't set up listening posts on primitives since they might interfere, if they become space faring I'll give them the space station in their system.
Not sure how I'd treat non standard planets like relic worlds and tomb worlds.

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Recommend sci-fi games besides Star Wars and Mass Effect

>get wrecked
>unable to respond, shriek without arguing instead
I expected you to be just misguided not a fucking retard. You're a disappointment.

>all bugs and lizard aliens are bad
when will this meme end

>Play game
>Completely shatters the 4th wall
Other games that do this?

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>Sci-fi game
>Humans are a race
>Other alien species are shocked at the variance of culture and genetics that humans have while still managing to maintain some level of civil order, a feat that has proven almost impossible for other species to replicate without creating a one-world government.
>One of the races is so interested in humanity that their leadership actively encourages their people to make relationships and have children with humans in order to allow human genes to eventually become mixed with theirs.

Holy shit