Splatoon

Pull her from victory and RIGHT INTO A BLENDER

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What if Splatoon 3 really is SMT and we get to choose our own path, to either support the current regime, take it down, or take a third option?

Moray Towers looks so cool at night. I wish the stages changed appearance according to whether it was day or night during regular play.

Regardless of who wins, everyone loses.
Everyone except this motherfucker.

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Zero mercy. You will all fall.

My man.

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He still wins since he makes a profit off both squids and octos user

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Calliefriend, you are a nice person and I wish you the best

BUT YOU MUST DIE NOW

Won two x100 and two x10 for team Order today!

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I've come to realize that I actually like Splatoon more when there's less content in the game, oddly enough.
I've had the most fun with testfires and launch periods, where there's only a small handful of weapons and maps. It feels like a more cohesive game. Coming back after a year for this splatfest, the game feels like an unfocused mess. I know that sounds ironic considering the point of the game.

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what does it mean?

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What is the Splatoon equal to Stephen?

Judd would be the most likely candidate.

Request more marina in order fanart

Fuck you bootleg Zordon.

Also what time does the Splatfest end on the 21st?

8 AM EST iirc.

>third option - self genocide: un-flood the world and bring humans back to rule

>84% victory
It feels almost unfair.

Keep it up, brother.

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I'm not the only one who immediately leaves the game and runs to go take a screenshot of the victory poses whenever they win one of the special battles, right?

the stage with the cannons is pretty fun
I only started playing recently so I missed most of these

Keep up the great work! Victory will soon belong to us! You are a loyal subject.

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>there are bootlickers in this very thread

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I killed you once and I'll kill you as many times as you like because it's fun to watch you lose, Tartar

If you chose order you’re a bitch.

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I'm not doing so good, orderbros

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If you chose Chaos you're a fool

AAAAAHHHH STOP DISCONNECTING!!!

>Chaosbabs are bad at the game
thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=d1qS9LMuK8M

Did you expect ordernerds to be able to fight?

Cretin

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There are bad and good players on each team. Respect your foe, for if you don't, they'll be harsher on you when you lose.

>Moray Towers
For fuck's sake

Post your stylin’ squids and audacious octos

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>6AM my time
>would to probably fuck my sleep schedule some more

Fugg

git gud

FUCK ORDER

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZnClXeWPNc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_4Qr0weTU
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7Gu7oIF9Q
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5uT7fas-WE
Stay strong Chaosbros

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use the screenshot button

How do I get the ankle bracelet?

fuck off

but then you have to relay it through twitter and all that
phone pictures are less of a hassle

post feet

>tfw I see multiple Order teams in the headline get over 100x win streaks
I've only hit 10x, I can't even imagine going that high.

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how do i use the golden roller

> finally getting good with a charger
> oh god what if I just haven't played against a good team yet

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It was a salmon run reward.

we're getting slaughtered orderbros...
maybe we should just stop playing before we do any worse...

>take picture
>upload to vee

Versus

>take screenshot
>create a Twitter
>upload to Twitter
>save from twitter
>upload to vee

Nah.

I think it's just headlining teams who won a "100x" battle, which apparently counts 100-fold to the splatfest score.

>no hard feelings
>zero mercy, you will all fall
There are two kinds of people

I wish you luck friend

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It was this past June's featured item in Salmon Run. At this point you'll just have to keep doing Salmon Run and hope it appears in one of the random equipment capsules.

Step 1: Don't use it

Nice false flag chaos faggot

where the fuck is the Octoleet armor and boots
fuck this game

>strong enough to carry magnum floppers all day and use a Dynamo like a Carbon
>indestructible, can survive multiple hits that would instantly splat other Inklings
>singing that can undo brainwashing
>if Marie wasn't such a good shot, Octavio's plan would have been unstoppable

Be glad this powerful squid is benevolent.

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Don't you get those from the Octo Expansion?

Just use the Octo-Expansion version.

Do you think she'll get serious if the victory of Chaos ends up hurting Marie?

>if Marie wasn't such a good shot, Octavio's plan would have been unstoppable
If Marie wasn't such a good shot, Agent 4 would've killed Callie. There was absolutely no stopping that squid.

> someone last thread taunted me about "pounding my butt" and I can't get it out of my head
> it's caused me to play better
please don't be gay

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nah, Octoleet is the Splatoon 1 gear

faggot

Hit royalty with a sweet 100x win for Order. Couldn't ask for a better note to end on.

RIP SPLATFEST.

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Consider a coma

>10 win streak and going with the same team
Order bros...
We got this.

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lol

>getting tired
>don't wanna stop getting chaos points
Shit

Don't forget the chessmaster

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That’s... certainly an interesting way to get fired up.

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>win 9 normal rounds
>lose 1 10x round
ahaha yes, very epic

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>All four of us claim the center Thunderdome
>Nobody can jump to anyone out so we have to return to spawn
Nice

How? I keep getting fucking splooshomatic retards and people who are fucking retarded.

>Team Chaos keeps winning the challenge rounds

What a roll

So it's random and doesn't actually take into account win-streaks? Dammit.

Do you only get 10x and 100x battles in normal mode?

>get a 16 win streak with random pugs on Order Solo
>run only ends cause everyone disbanded
I don't know who you were my Octoling brothers and sisters but god damn was that fun.

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There's a jump pad in the middle that gets you out bro

Little
veemo
feetsies

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You can get them in either

>Played a team of guys named War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death
Either the lamest shit ever or the coolest shit ever, can’t decide

I want to kiss them!

Regardless of who you support, who do you actually think will win Yea Forums?

Footfags really can't contain themselves can they

What team were they on?

Should I play normal or pro?

>2 100x losses, one 100x win
I feel like I have to keep playing and redeem myself.

Unless you're actually shit, like A tier or lower, both.

My neck hurts, I gotta take a break

I'm on Order, but Chaos is probably going to win. We'll have to see, though. Personally, I won't be too miffed if Chaos wins.

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Cha*s
Would’ve been cooler if they weren’t shitters

...

How?

>want to play
>internet has been going in and out all day
Why does america have sub 3rd world internet infrastructure?
There's literally only 1 ISP here and max is 25 mbps (usually it's actually 12 mbps).

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Nothing Octavio and Callie could throw at 4 would stop them. 4 was essentially the second coming of Agent 3, and then Agent 8 the third coming.

>Chaosfags unironically think their peanut brained mess of a team can actually win.

Watch how at the end of this they are going to lose 0 - 3.

Screenshot this if you dare.

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Act the fool girl, act the fool.

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It's gonna be a 2-1 split, and I feel it'll be in favor of Chaos.

...user, don't make the decision you know you might regret later

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>would choose Order
>Callie is Chaos
Guess I just won't play.

I doubt 4 wouldn't have the sense to spare Callie, she's a good squid and Marie is still communicating with her via radio. Also, Callie didn't actually do anything in the fight, which was a disappointment but I digress.

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I keep losing to Chaos, Order has a lot of N-Zap shitters.

>take screenshot
>pull out microsd card
>insert microsd cart into pc
>post on backslash vee backslash

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>already claiming victory
You are one of Chaos user. No side has truly won till everything is accounted for.

>typical Yea Forums cockiness at work

Better knock on wood.

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orderchads post friend codes, ill add you and we'll party up

I'm on a ten game winning streak rn so I'm feeling confident. I'm on team order

> insert microsd cart into pc
how bitch

finally home and im on a roll, 5 winstreak and i got a x100 under my belt. pick up the slack chaosfags and stop disconnecting

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>he doesn't have an SD adapter.

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I don't know, everyone is pessimistic on their chances of winning

order is gonna win 3 - 0

> ree if you don't have [random piece of hardware] you shouldn't post screenshots from your Switch
Personally I just prefer the Twitter method. It doesn't cost me money.

Why won't the game let me play shifty stations

Chaos is obviously the more popular team. A 3-0 victory for Order is literally impossible.

One thing I really hope Splatoon 3 does is expand on the ink colors so more. Splatoon 1 played it way too safe since most colors can have some kind of negative connotation but now that they've experimented in Splatoon 2 and saw no one got upset about red, brown, or white ink I hope those become regular colors in the next one.

For a game all about colors there sure aren't that many of them

I haven't gotten many mirrors on Order so I guess Chaos won popularity.
Battles are up in the air for me currently. I was doing pretty shit at first but I think I've been doing better. Helps that I really like these shifty stations.

There are plenty of colors, they just need to make sure the colors have good contrast and readability.

>tfw didn't get to play today due to work + last minute real life bullshit

Tomorrow everyone else can go fuck themselves, I've got a war to fight

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the gods are looking upon us

Does the splatfest start tonight?

wtf is this vending machine next to the dance dance game and how long has it been there?!

I dont think it was here last time i turned on my game

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>In an interview with Japanese gaming magazine Famitsu, Splatoon producer Hisashi Nogami admitted that work on Splatoon 3 has not begun yet. Moreover, he's not even positive they are going to work on a third Splatoon yet, as the team is still thinking about the future.

it's been on for 16 hours

user...

STOP IDLING YOU FUCKS
I'M SEETHING

There's still tons of colors that don't even have anything close to them in the regular rotation though like the aforementioned red, brown, and white

It started almost 24 hours ago nigga, get on that shit

don't mind me...

Because Internet Providers hate everyone and just want to scam people out of your money

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What is clout for

>story mode has this really beautiful looking glitter effect for the ink
>this nice new metallic style ink for the splatfest

Just give me more ink types and I’ll be happy

>Moreover, he's not even positive they are going to work on a third Splatoon yet, as the team is still thinking about the future.
This is either him trying to weasel out of saying anything definitive, or this means he doesn't know if development will start until after AC is finished. There's no way a Splatoon 3 isn't happening when Splatoon 2 has sold over 8 million copies.

wummy

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How the fuck did my team lose to 4 rollers?

oh fuck i won a 10x battle. didnt notice it was one

electronic penis measuring contests

It's what decides who wins that battle category at the end. Which ever team has the most clout.

street cred

Nice to have you back

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Order King. My daughter will rise above all of you soon enough.

Obviously. Those who are chaos, and those who are right.

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what are the categories? popularity, clout, and wins?

Just another metric. W/L doesn't matter as much since it compares who inked more territory

Chaos Queen.
Your daughter will be fine, but trust me, she aint on top.

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Wish I’d known this sooner, I’m thinking about switching to the standard mode because of this. Getting shitty teammates that just throw themselves at the enemy team without backup on a 100x match is so frustrating.

i don't care if my choice wrong, i stick by my girl through the thick and thin. also 10 winstreak hell yes not counting mirror matches though, i feel like those shouldnt count

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But then I'd always be stuck with night stages, user

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Popularity, normal battle, pro battle

Fight for the muffinsquid.

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Yea Forums=chaos sooo

All my children lined up to help me come in clutch (they kept falling over, I just wanted to do it for the meme ;~;)

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Who else /chaos/

No, it's order.
Very monotonous, predictable order as of 2011 onward.
Which is why I fight against it.

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Gotta hold the line

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Because monopolies.

>implying it's not a blatant falseflag from Chaosfags
How new are you?

Use this version instead. I know it's a .jpg, but it's the Pixiv original instead of the one from Twitter waifu2x'd.
I wish I could fight for both Squid Sisters.

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Pearlie so cute

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unfortunately I have to destroy you

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Goodnight chaosbros
Keep up the wins

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I went chaos so off the hook will break up and /u/ faggots will stop shipping them

We'll see soon enough.

Not bad for a chaos squid. But it won't be enough.

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I got you fren, gotta make up for all my lost time and future lost time at work. Goodnight

War is hell

Do you actually believe that would stop the shipping?

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Is the synergy bonus from having enough in common to get a nickname?

Surely you’ve got your squid kid figmas lined up too user

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I can't imagine being a person motivated by nothing but hate and spite for others.

Why does America never get any of the cool Splatoon merch?

gookclick hasn't been used in years

Whats the purple games next to the squid beats mini game in the plaza?

Good night.
Because NOA doesn't care.

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>Do you actually believe that would stop the shipping?
I can only hope

>I can't imagine being a person motivated by nothing but hate and spite for others.
Fuck off libcuck get ready for 4 more years of trump

Why is Team Order full of every single chad player? We're crushing you chaos brainlets at every turn.

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Claw game you can't play

>keeping veemo inside the box
She didn't fight for the world just to get put inside a plastic prison, user. She deserves to be free.

Fuck baka gaijin.

Good night, Callie lover.

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> a good chunk of these threads amounts to "lol order crushing chaos everywhere"
> my experience has been roughly the opposite
how

POST YOUR PUNK AND/OR METAL TUNES CHAOSFAGS
youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek

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>18 matches on team chaos
>got stomped in every single one
BROS

you haven't been here very long then

The last few Splatfests I've played in have basically ended up being the exact opposite of my personal experiences. In the Splatfests I dominated my team lost and vice versa.

where do i get the splatfest hats? i think i missed them

>get told you're full of hate
>bring up politics out of the blue
well I guess we know what kinda person you are, nice job revealing your true colors right off the bat

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting the height difference with Marina

Get ready for 4 more years people voted for trump out of spite before and they will do it again

youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc

>first match
>10x battle
>oh shit what the fuck?
>win it

That’s right Chaosfags

Would you go to the arcade with Callie and Marie?

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Uhhh yeah they're at their friends house haha...
But muh value! if I could find another set I would've opened one, same with Callie and Marie

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batshit crazy callie lover still here, and 2 more 10x under my belt. putting on doom music instead of the splatfest music is helping me play better. i genuinely wish you luck veemofren, may the best team win

youtube.com/watch?v=LrcqbVJVgFk

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Its been 5 years since the last Mario Kart game and we still have no idea if they'll even make one for the Switch since the port of 8 has a what, 1/2 attach rate?

Does each Shifty Station only appear once for the Fest, or will they reappear?

that'll just add a new angle to the shipping

youtu.be/ec74Q0DbE2w

They will cycle in order for the next two days, then 24 hours of MC Princess Diaries. As far as I know, Order gets Marina's Hyperbombs, and Chaos gets Pearl's custom Killer Wail.

youtu.be/mLDo-jHcvAQ

>no Octoling Figmas
If they ever release Agent 8 F/M Figmas I'll buy them the second they go up on sale.

good taste user

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>MC Princess Diaries
>Hyperbombs
>Killer Wail
What?

youtube.com/watch?v=k6PsU-b2UvI

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It doesn't matter who wins because Pearl and Marina will always stick by each other no matter what.
R-right?

thats a great one too
youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

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What's the point of keeping them in there? They're not going to drastically increase in value like mint condition comic books, most amiibo are already at their monetary peak. Even with that, you had ample time to get another 3-pack of octos. They didn't start getting scarce until about a month ago.

Nice job, fucker. Meanwhile I experienced my first loss of the night, but I reached King/Queen forever ago so it doesn't bother me.

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Only if Marina wins, user. She’s the one who wants to keep things as they are

MC Princess Diaries is the very last Shifty Station. Pearl and Marina will have a live concert on it, and Callie and Marie might show up too. Killer Wail is confirmed as a Special exclusive to that stage, exactly like how it was in Splat 1. Also, Pearl's booming "BOOYAH!" voiceclip plays every time its played. Presumably Marina's Hyperbombs are Order's exclusive special too. Also, Fly Octo Fly will play during the match, as well as Calamari Inkantation.

Because pearl wants to stsrt dating marina that's why she wants change

Marina would probably go full Annie Wilkes if she wins and Pearl would no longer want to be friends with her.

any orderchads want to party up

It would be lame as fuck if they stuck together in the next game.
If Marina wins, then Pearl needs to go underground and start a big rebel group fighting against THE MAN.

fine then, no more mr nice guy, fucker. just hit champion and i want to reach royalty before i have to sleep since i have work all day again tomorrow. genuinely pisses me off they didnt give me these days off when i asked for them, fuckin safeway

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>didn't start going scarce til a month ago
user, that was the only one I was ever able to find. My area sucks for amiibos.

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when will it be open?

Holy shit, that sounds so cool
This is on Sunday? I better cancel my plans

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>using my veemo to fight on chaos
some stop me

How will orderfags ever recover?

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Haven't played in a year. The fuck is Pro mode?

You don't belong on Yea Forums then.

Someone explain the shifty station to me

>10x match on the one station that rolls
>Team doesn't know how to turn the fucking switch
Was even doing pretty good turning it on my own until my team died and decided painting the spawn was more important than the middle

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I don't think either Marina or Pearl would take over.

The lore seems to be painting Mr. Grizz as the true big bad, with at most Pearl or Marina being fooled into working with him.

What the previous splatfest mode was, where you are paired up by power

>yfw someone on your team is just walking

GODAMMIT STOP STARING AT THE GROUND

lol!

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it's crazy how many fucks are throwing, it's hard to drag their ass kicking and screaming to victory but the enemy team having dc's helps

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Neutralfags win again

This map sucks.

I've been playing against so many orderfag teams that don't know how this stage works

Guys heads up, you're supposed to cover fucking ground with ink, stop following each other's ass

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>containment has been secured
wtf we scp now?

Based Wizzrobe poster

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S BEEN GOING ON SINCE THIS MORNING? SHIT I THOUGHT IT STARTED TONIGHT.

Fuck. I'll kick some ass tomorrow. For now I sleep.

it's a big help that no one knows to ink the middle and hide it, had one moron on order shooting the switch while it was completely inked by my team

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>have to be level 30 to unlock everything
>there's four ranked modes each with their own ranks
>I don't understand why some specials are fired as sub weapons, you're locked to it once you proc anyway
>I have to play the lottery for good gear
>why does league get its own separate mode and it's not just an option under solo rank, takes up even more time on game load

I would certainly enjoy the game more if it was more focused on the core experience. Switch games honestly feel like quantity over quality, unless it's by Gamefreak and then you get neither apparently.

t. splat1 vet who occasionally pops in splat2 on roommate's switch. I honestly only got over the worse responsiveness recently

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fuck what stage is that? I don't think I've ever played it...

>this map with the rolling projectile things

Holy shit imagining the salt from making squids roadkill with these things

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i just call it the scp station

The Rolonium Splatfest was fun

This map rules

That blows, man. I didn't get my days off, but I work early so after work I can do my errands and then head straight home to kick back and relax with some octos.

Couldn't you import them? Playasia had them for the longest time. Hell, they still have the octopus and weyyo, and they're even taking pre-orders for veemo reprints.

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I just held off 3 people at the same time while my team did jack shit. Still fucking won

oh it's the new shifty station? no shit I have no idea how it works, I've played it once lmao

Not a new one, but it is one of them.
He's talking about the bridge to tentasomething.

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>Connection is Unstable
>Connection is Unstable
>Lag that fucks the game for me
>Lose
>Lose
I'm having so much fun.

I did my part

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I just bowled three people on the enemy team with one.

I imagine it's as infuriating for them as it was hilarious to me.

How in the fuck am I in a mirror match as Order?

no no it wasnt the new one, it was the bridge to tentaswitchia

close enough

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what's the difference between pro mode and regular?
is there a leaderboard?

ngl I didn't even think about that. I'm used to just going and buying everything in store, especially because import charges for being a leaf are awful

oh I see, I see...

yeah importing is your best bet probably, it's what i did to get the SS amiibo.

great job user

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>stage starts playing splatoon 1 splatfest music
has anyone else got that?

No one actually think pearl is cute right?

ur a faget

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yes, yes i do

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Pearl grew on me after Octo Expansion.

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It sucks, but at this point importing is probably cheaper than actually finding a local place that has them or buying from Amazon.

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Yeah, it's playing music from both games

>won a 100x battle dor Chaos

told myself before this was going to be my final battle tonight, that worked out

chaos is definitely more popular if what ive been hearing is true. I got to Order Queen with only one (I think) mirror match. Hard to predict victories since they tend to be within a small margin of 50.

i havent been home for long and like half of my matches have been mirror matches for chaos, it sucks since theyre useless

She's a perfect mix of cute and cool. A bit of a idiot sometimes, but she lives her life how she feels, and that's something I can respect.

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Has any other character gotten an extreme 180 in popularity as Pearl did?

I still remember when Splatoon 2 was announced and everyone was unanimously disgusted by her.

youtube.com/watch?v=PiS78e3OObU

LIGHT THIS CITY-STORMCHASER

i never really hated her much, as soon as i saw her personality i started to like her but OE was when i fully changed my tune and she became my second favorite idol

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Most of those were retarded secondaries who shat out their two cents before moving on to the next hot topic. People like that don't actually play many games or venture into new media/franchises period. they just look at what's popular and poorly ape it in order to feel like they're "in."

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>tfw jet squelcher on grapplink girl

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>Wanted to keep pushing through
>Can't handle the neck pain
I gotta take some time to sit out. This chair sucks ass. Oh well, still having fun.

youtu.be/9A3MusgTIb8

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She looks like she fucks octolings

No, I still think she's butt ass ugly.

Seems like Chaos is winning a lot of 100x battles

Will their friendship be broken?

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Everyone was way too focused on her looks compared to the bombshell body that is Marina. Once the game came out and their character traits were more well known, Marina was basically a bland nerd with boobs compared to Pearl.
That's not to say I don't like Marina, she's a nice person when she wants to be, but Pearl just has that kind of crazy charisma to her that makes you wanna like her.

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I never got the hate for her. While she isn't a hottie like Marina, her design ain't half bad. The impression I got from people was that she was the ugliest thing ever created

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It will be strained in 3 but their love will reunite them.

I wish Nintendo had the guts to make them a full fledged couple.

Probably not willingly

Who else here has never won a 10x or 100x yet participated in every Splatfest........

this. i like all of the idols but marina just isnt up to snuff personality wise compared to pearl

Shut up cuck

Well she is paired with Marina.

>about to win match
>a communication error occurred
of course

I havent played since year one how did they treat the nzap?

>can never find this case outside of Ebay for its actual price
>always out of stock on Playasia
God I hate ebay and their $40 price tag for this thing.

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Man I am so tired of getting fucked over in the last 10 seconds

man i swear i saw that exact same post in the nintendo lawsuit thread

Stopped playing the game frequently after a while and lost every single 10x/100x and disconnected from others.

Yeah, I chose neither.

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And like I said most of those were basic bitch surface level secondaries. I want to emphasize "surface level" with this, because it is constantly and consistently these kinds of people who are only invested in the surface of something, and once they're done licking that surface, they move on to a new one with more sugar on it. Pearl did not seem to have much sugar on the surface, especially in comparison with Marina. The problem i none of the surface level retards had any interest in what she had to offer other than "ew, she doesn't look like hot choctopus." Hell, she isn't even that bad in terms of design, but once a hivemind forms, it cannot be swayed, especially when surface level celebs/e-celebs start circulating it. it makes you think of modern Star Wars fans who see a new character in the upcoming Disney cash cow movie and go "oooh" and "aaahh" at the shiny new bounty hunter despite knowing noting about her other importance/background, with high chances dictating she's almost completely irrelevant (see Captain Phasma and how hard they shilled her).

It all about shiny objects in front of cats, and pearl didn't fit that bill, so she was rejected by the plebeian masses.

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Based as fuck Splat Tim.

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well i got to chaos royalty. have a good one frens. good luck in the fest both teams

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That was my retarded ass tabbing into a thread i kept up to read in a bit. Was too lazy to delete so let my idiocy live on forever

'night

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happens to the best of us

I wish we could just play on the shifty stations desu

I literally did that in the MUA 3 thread 5 mins ago

Supporting the chaos from the order here.

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It's really shitty how Phasma got treated. I like her design and the chance to expand her and make her really cool was there, but I guess that's the sequel trilogy in a nutshell.

based, keep fighting the good fight chaosbro

Boy oh boy I love corpse dragging my way to royalty

Reaching the 0-50 soon

>not using your skills to shame Order
I shall not call you a brother/sister in chaos.

What does marie mean by this expression?

>supporting chaos by supporting Order in the popularity vote

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Smug

Well, it's not like it was gonna end up any different. We heard no lines or teases from her, yet all the while Disney was pushing hard to sell her figurines and her chrome plated ass on school notebooks, and before the movie came out, all the surface level goblins ate it up. They will continue to eat it up.

And that's why they all shat on Pearl - she did not have that apparent luster that would engage their little cat brains and get any positive attention, so they swat it aside in pursuit of the tinsel dangling behind it in the form of [whatever the fuck else came out in 2017 that was worth noting. I can't remember]

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"I watched a lot of Dreamworks movies recently"

Pls stop bunching together, that means you all die together

>losing matches and making players rage and play the rest of the splatfest completely pissed off and bad

Feels good steamrolling like this. I haven't had fest go this well since knights vs. wizards.

Night, man.

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Orderchads, post your encouragement music.

youtu.be/Hs93W77wrNc

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fair enough. I also don't remember anything from 2017 except "Spider-man: Homecoming" came out

You're just going to get invisi-ranked lower and lower until you're throwing matches with dumbass children who wouldn't be able to beat Octo Canyon

>”oh shit it’s the last splatfest, it’s only midnight and I’m off work so I’ll play a bit!”
>it’s now 6am

You guys....

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>lose the match cause of bad players
>take a break from games and relax
>join in some matches later
>suddenly not losing because a larping chaosfag isn't on my team anymore
wow so hard

Gonna have to agree with this user. The fact that you're giving them a bit towards the popularity vote in of itself just means you're helping them like this user said . Joining the opposite team to help your team just sounds like an Order fag thing to do anyways, Chaos just goes loose.

I thank god everyday when my team mates know how use different paths instead of going in a straight line every time.

>Alright, finally got a team that we all work together well wi-
>Error in the Server
Eat shit Nintendo

Any anons here know where to get this thing for its actual value? I hate how JP gets all the good Splatoon stuff.

Order for the win

Friendly reminder that whoever "wins" will take over Inkopolis inserting it in a dystopian setting and thus logically be the bad guy.

So technically choosing Order will be about how we need Chaos and vice versa.

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Honestly I just chose chaos because Pearl was the one I always sided with in Splatfest. Same reason I choose Callie in Splat1
I choose squid in squid vs octo because I'm not a goddam race traitor

>Implying I care

The game is fun until you reach around 1950.

Listening to my meme music playlist for those positive vibes
Currently on youtu.be/9FMCWr1HKnU

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Either result is fine with me, be it a Protomen setting or trying to build something from desolation and ruin, I just like Marina's stylish chrome spacesuit better.

>until you reach around 1950
Sheesh user, I normally average at around 2100-2200. I wanted to hit 2300 or higher this time because it's the last one, but sometimes it's really hard.

>Order winning means we have to defeat the system with chaos
>Chaos winning means we have to rein in the out of control lawless squids

Either way, that plot has to follow Octo Expansion

>tfw all these stages are gonna get perma locked

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There is no fun playing against people who stack and play with cancer/OP weapons specially in turf war.

That's the idea.

>because I'm not a goddam race traitor
Adopting a cute daughter isn't betraying your race, silly.

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No, after this you'll be able to play any of them on Private battles. Of course that means you need friends, but who knows.

Technically they'll be available in private matches, but most people won't really be setting that up.

>get steam rolled for 80% of the match
>Win by bullshit in the end
Feels good

Just got out if work so I'm gonna eat then beat some order cheeks

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Damnit I still can't decide who to choose. I'm leaning towards Order but half of me wants to pick Chaos...WHY AREN'T MY INSTINCTS KICKING IN!!!

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This game makes me angrier than no other when I get shit teammates. Are other Orderfags at least doing good?

Im on a 6 win streak and I won my first 10x match the first match I played

I was on a 12 game streak until the server change. It's been mixed since

would you rather fight against order or chaos in splat3?

It's been going great for me so far, even with a few hiccups here and there. Maybe we'll get matched together and we can kick some ass.

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I've only won 3/7 or 8 of my 10x matches, but have been doing around 50/50 overall because my teammates think it's TDM instead of inking territory

It always feels like your team mates forget that you have to cover the ground with ink. COVER THE GROUND DAMMIT lol, i look at the map and they're moving slow as shit covering no ground

I'M GONNA SAY IT

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My order power is only 1919 as well so I'm not doing as well as I'd like

>need 7 friends in order to enjoy shifty stations
THIS ISN'T FAIR

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I want to fight Grizz and he's a neutralcuck.

>He’s won 7 in a row?!
>Shit! Send in a team of Asians!

You really have to wonder what people are doing sometimes
Was dicking the enemy last match but I guess my team was just not fucking painting

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>Asian
>Hard

They're just as bad. You can blindfold them with rubberbands and they still wouldn't be good

>GET PAIRED WITH AN OBVIOUS NOOB TEAM OF JAPANESE
>THEY COWER IN FEAR OF EVERYTHING

Neutralcuck implies he's indecisive rather than mutually benefiting from playing both sides. Him and (((Sheldon))) are the real chessmasters behind this game.

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That literally just happened to me.
Playing this game is the closest I've ever come to just throwing my controller at the TV. I've never actually done it because any non-retard has self conrtol but goddamn.

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Ok Mr Partypooper, send in the GOOD Asians

>just beat a team of Asians
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME IT US A GOOD PAIN

I think it's because of the overtly cute style the game has. Every time your ass gets handed to you, it feels like you can't play some stupid baby squid game

I really don't know. Both of those concepts sound great but its going to follow the same concept of "world has been turned by [Chaos/Order] and it's up to you to rebel against it" again, great ideas, but hard decision.

I'm repeatedly killing off the enemy one super jump after another and my team keeps coming to ME instead inking turf elsewhere. I don't understand.

>play the rotation earlier with Makomart, Walleye, Cannon and Ink is Spreading
>never played the Cannon map before
>get 7 shifty stations and 6 are the shitty switch map
>play normal mode for the first while
>of 13 matches, win 1
>haven't played since Tortoise vs Hare but doing better than my teammates
>switch to pro and actually begin to win matches
>rotation switches to fucking Moray
>stop playing

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Some think it's TDM. Happens... well, it always happens, honestly. Some are literal children, some are just really bad.

it hurts so bad, 8 matches and it feels like i'm being placed in a kids clique based on how unaware they all are of the terrain

I'm not sure I could handle hanging out with Marina in that outfit. It's so casual and fun but the exposed skin combined with the low jeans and white shirt would have me in utter diamonds the whole time. I want to be legitimately cool and hang but I also wanna fug.

Is it possible to see your own splatfest posts in the plaza?

I fucking hate the map with the fat cushion exploding things, my team never camps near them, just walks into the line of fire without thinking

You mean the Rolonium?

Yep, got that map over anr over again where everyone runs into the enemy roloniums and dies meanwhile I'm trying to hold two points alone

>16 win streak with friends
>get put against a team of nips
NOOOOOOOOO

>just walks into the line of fire without thinking
tell me about it

*buttholsies

>almost ended up with a girl who dressed and looked like Marina
feels bad man.

Suck it up, you just gotta pressure them and they'll suicide rush every time.

>on chaos
>keep getting matched against other chaos
do these matches even matter?

>team order
>two retards disconnect before game even starts
>me and some other guy have to 2v4
>Chaos only barely got us into the danger zone

haven't played Splatoon in a while, do I do Pro or the other one if I'm playing alone?

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what music do orderchads listen to

Am I just having bad luck or is team chaos absolutely terrible? So far it as always been a clear victory for team order, we don't even stand a chance.

Can someone explain to me why there's tons of drawings of masked man from mother 3 with corn?

>Played that entire rotation with the jet squelcher expressly to teleport across the map on grapplink
>Only play it two times

Both. Can only group up in normal mode, too.

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Pro if you're alone. Playing normal alone is like playing with a team of toddlers with ADHD

Nope
but it does mean there's plenty of Chaos to go around.

I prefer regular because it counts your turf towards clout even if you lose

probably some tumblr meme.

That rotation was complete aids anyway

You got me why they're using the Masked Man for this though.

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I have never lost this consistently and wiped so hard before. I got to King and maybe won a handful of matches and they were close. I think the saturation of furries, children, and edgelords is ruining Chaos, they treat it like we're playing Ranked and have 0 map awareness.

Chaos is winning the 100x battles non-stop.

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These motherfuckers trying to play like rambo, you know you're in for BAD time when you see them travel in a tight group dying together

I've been on order and there's been a large of amount of trash on my team. It's not like Squid vs. Octo where it's super clear cut as to who will win.

My feed is filled with constant x100 wins for Order teams.

It's the complete opposite for me, it's no one's game yet

>they treat it like we're playing Ranked and have 0 map awareness.

Nail on the head. With a concept as simple as turf war, you'd think that be the simplest objective ever in a shooter.

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For sure, the battle isn't done yet but just stating as to make note that its not indicative of where the teams stand at the moment. More than likely its going to be another close one with a 49.X% and a 50.X% for each category.

>Your team power:2250
>opposing team power: 2000
>you better not lose this, because if you do you'll be docked 80 points, but if you win you'll gain 0.3
>good luck
i fucking hate this
PUT ME AGAINST HIGH TEAMS P[LEASE

i'm having the same issue. It always happens when one side is way more popular. The good thing is that a lot of players call it quits after getting royalty and since it since it is 3 days it let's the popular team catch up

Don't let Nintendo hear about this one!

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To the glorious bastards that I was with for the last hour and a half: thanks for making this an enjoyable time.

You’ll probably never even read this but we showed those chaotic edgelords how to turf war

>watching my team maneuver like old ladies
Kill me

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well fellas what team should i pick? probably going order just for the colors

Is it? I've ran into countless Order mirrors already.

order has silver ink and chaos has gold ink

I've been playing all day and have yet to have a single one.

going by names alone, which side is more likely to win?

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Niff

Chaos looks like it has furries so Order.

There's no normal white girl names, so it's hard to say who's gonna lose

>team pushes them back to spawn
>painting in the middle all the spots they missed
>they spawn on me when one goes down and keep them pushed back
Damn, now that’s a well oiled machine. I may have been a glorified spawn beacon but I ain’t complaining

Ive been playing for like 3 hours and have had 3

"OCTOS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be OCTOS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE OCTOS" he thought. Fins & Fiddles reverberated his entire roller, making it pulsate even as the Main-Up Guava circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of octopodas after dark. "With a roller, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Why are my teammates always dead?
And why are they always below level 30?

Who do I pick? I didn't realize the Splatfest was already going on.

based

>Why are my teammates always dead?
Most likely because they travel together. If you see a team mate that's always latching onto to someone else, or just standing in place shooting, you gonna lose.

Yeah but what about the concert level that’s supposed to be on the last day? That’ll surely bring a bunch back

The fuck is this

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Still happily busting heads for Order over here.

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Well that explains this massive loss streak

I felt really awkward in one game. The people on the team were "PK Freeze", "PK Flash", "PK Fire", and me, who obviously wasn't a PK move.

does your rank carry over from normal to pro? I have no problem starting from Fanboy again because I have more than a day to rank up

>the one guy on the enemy team that has more kills than the rest of them combined
I'm sorry you had to go through that, izazthetic.
pour one out for the people who can't carry their shitass teams and ends up losing

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>tfw

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You should name yourself PSI Rockin just in case you see them again.

You're what Ness named as his favorite thing.

FUCK

Not really oynk or metal, but youtu.be/UpSHC1dqX1o is my chaos team anthem. No hatred for organization but a strong anti-control sentiment

youse is dum

I'm a chaos queen so I'm doin salmon run now

I've been playing non stop for the past 3 hours and I'm almost at royalty holy shit. Do I save it for tomorrow and call it a night or push through?

Yep. You can literally be hercules and and carry your team, eliminate every enemy you see, but 3 dumb people is death

>die literally once (1 time) to the brella
>we somehow lose all the pressure we had and are now no longer spawn camping the enemy
>the rest of my team falls apart
>we lose in the last 30 seconds to these shitters who can barely aim
I HATE THIS GAME AAAAAAAA

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Right there with ya homie

>tfw using a roller on this stage with the roll-out things
it's so FUCKING fun when it rolls back with you on it and you go SO FAST and can splat like the entire other team unless they can react stupidly fast

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BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHAOS

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Yes it does

It's kind of a mixed bag when it's clear that you're the keystone in your team. On one hand, it's infuriating because now your team gets stomped and you lose, but on the other hand you were singlehandedly fending off four other opponents at once.

>It's kind of a mixed bag when it's clear that you're the keystone in your team

It feels like that almost every match.

I don't know which one is worse, getting steamrolled by scrubs because my teammates aren't doing anything, or clobbering the enemy team and still losing because my team still isn't doing anything

We'll win the day, for love and for home.

I can not tell you how often it felt like that in past splatfests.

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I'm sure we will, but for now, I am going to take a break.

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It’s definitely how I feel this fest. Chaos is full of absolute shitters

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All warriors need rest, unless you're that Achilles bitch and then you got screwed over by a leaf. Refresh and head back to the front lines later.

Speaking from personal experience, I can only tell you I am sincerely sorry. It's a horrible feeling.

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basically I want to be carried for once.
even if the dude with the meme name didnt DC before we even spawned in we would have still lost. these motherfuckers can barely paint with weapons that paint better than mine and they cant aim well enough to kill

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>10x battle
>winning by a good margin
>get splatted in the last 30 seconds
>sudden teammates start playing like a bunch of spazs
>Defeat from the jaws of victory

I dont like you. You give chaos a bad name there true good in some chaos but you abuse it begone

I just lost a 100x battle because my team conveniently lost the ability to check their map

this

>playing zappy
>get to other team's side early and have other team pinned in
>rest of my team jumps to me instead of turfing
>lose by 30%
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am genuinely disappointed in the lack of SMT references from all the Splatfest artists.
That’s like the lowest hanging fruit how are you not gonna pluck it?

I miss the gamepad

No matter what happens this fest though, it was fun... kinda. Talking about it in here was enjoyable instead of just playing alone, and I can relish in the fact that I did everything I could for my girl, and dragged many awful players kicking and screaming across quite a few victories. I’m not super concerned about winning or losing the fest, as far as I’m aware order practically already won, but if anyone says I didn’t kick ass and take names for what I was able to do, then fuck em

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I really want to yell " How come i can make it behind enemy lines and all you 3 are still backing up in the middle of the map against a single enemy"

>Calliefags got the short end of the stick for Splatoon 2
I'm concerned what will happen for Splatoon 3. I could see either side fucking everything up for characters we love.

>Hate competition
>Decide to play sammy run instead.
>Mid tide find the goldie
>We're all grizzco chargers
>Goldie spawns right next to basket in a path that takes it right next to basket on the first geyser my team checked
>Murder it in 5 seconds
>Take the eggs in.
>Check the same geyser
>Goldies in there
>Same path
>Get the eggs in
>Tell my sister to believe in miracles as I get ready to shoot the same geyser the third time
>Someone pops the other nearby geyser before I can and the goldies in it
>Kill it in seconds
>Get the eggs in
>64 eggs in one round.
>136 total
remember to put points in luck at character creation.

You're the best of all of us, Callie lover. Never stop fighting for what you believe in.

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won a times ten for chaos but I'm sleepy now so I'm calling it for today

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WHAT A HAUL

We really need more human octavio

Who will win??

If I made a character creation of myself then I put my specs all fucking wrong since my luck is at rock bottom in almost every regard, both in games and irl.

Thanks fren, I’ll continue down this path I’ve chosen for myself oh fuck it’s already past midnight

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Me

>run out of ink
>think im about to die
>enemy trislosh runs out of ink as well
>still tries to shoot multiple times before thinking about regaining ink
just as planned, haha

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Lucky asshole. I was doing salmon run last night and I got all grizzco chargers on a fucking griller wave. We had no chance.

Heading to bed anytime soon?

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Can I touch your face?

I said I was gonna a while ago but didn’t until now, I can’t waste the precious small amount of time I have off work. I don’t regret staying up really, since I got off my chest. But now that’s done I’m ACTUALYL gonna head off now. Have fun

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Good night. May the sea gods bless your sleep.

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Fuck off Grizz

Order or Chaos, it doesn't matter. Who based Royalty Rank here and guaranteed the last major bounty of seasnails?

QUEEN here.

has it started yet

yes will you fan the flames of chaos or or guide the chilled winds of order

chaos I guess since everyone that i know plays is going that

Nothing like winning a close match!

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>come back to Splatoon after not playing it for months for the final splatfest
>everyone is using the same gear, which I've never seen before
>rollers seem to suck even more than I remember

I feel old and confused.

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>100x battle
>the entire battle we are just obliterating the other team as they stay in Danger for 2 minutes
>last 3 seconds
>suddenly everyone dies, Danger appears over my team

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How can 3 people at once not know how to check their map. It's not a squad battle, check your sides and help a brother stop someone from slipping by.

>5 chaos mirror matches in a row
Why even play

>banjofag
>probably under 20 years old
What a disgrace you are.

>getting my shit kicked in all night
>switch to pro
>instantly start winning because I'm not crippled by literal retards anymore
>get two x10 matches in a row
>win them both

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kyoani...........

What's the difference of Pro?

you did change your name for the final fest didn't you, son of squid?

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there's supposed to be less idiots on your team buuuut, that still isn't the case on my end

Yeah, I'm watching some of their shows in memory of.

it aint fair bro

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May I offer you a cute woomy in these apocalyptic times

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Rollers haven't changed at all actually. They got massive buffs to rolling a while back so it's way more efficient now. They get low turf but tend to get enough kills to cover for it in turf war, though flingza and dynamo are still good for inking.

You DID go out to the NYC Nintendo store and got your exclusive limited time official Splatoon 2(TM) Final Splatfest(TM) t-shirt to show which team you're standing for, right?

The offer is appreciated, but I've got my cute needs covered.

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Well to be honest, they were past their prime.

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Chaos woomy a cute

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Ok I'm still kinda new, but how much of a faggot am I if I use shit like splattershots and blasters?

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Who cares? Just use what you find fun.

No weapon is shunned except bloblobbers

It's turf war so don't use blasters unless you're an orderfag

>Toni Kensa Splattershot pro with mpu
Kill yourself, especially in turf war when I'm trying to escape from that gay shit.
>Turf wart splattershot jr
kinda ugh
>Other splattshots
Perfectly fine.

>Range blaster
kys painfully
>Other blasters
Gay but tolerable
>Any blaster at all in tower control
kys

I have never changed my Switch username even once and I never will.

A man of conviction, I see.

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t.shitter

What about Aerosprays?

merely a coincidence
pro mode has just as many brainlets as normal

Gay as absolute fuck in turf war, but based in ranked.
Notice how I vastly prefer it when you're using the weapon inefficiently, this is because I play something else and don't want to fight you where your weapons are strongest. You shouldn't seek validation from other people because they have their own equally self absorbed motives.

post cuhrayyzee chaotic woomies

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>have had DCs in every single non-ditto match for the last 5 matches
>we lose every time
Why even fucking bother trying?

>everyone is using the same gear, which I've never seen before
I'm assuming you mean the Final Fest-specific gear, which you can get from the Splatoon section of the Switch news. It's just Chaos and Order-themed hats.

Time to turn in for the night. It was hard day's work, but I'm proud of you Order bros. Keep up the good fight while everyone else is gone.

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A tower has been activated
youtube.com/watch?v=LZC3GigDKU0

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Stil Salmon run

Oh, and of course octo daughter is best daughter.

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Nah, I mean this fish bone hat I keep seeing.
I assume its from Salmon run, but I see at least 5 people wearing it per match and I don't know why.

That one's a Chaos hat

It's hideous.