Midna thread

There's no such thing as a "secret" porn thread on Yea Forums, this is basically just Yea Forums or /pol/ 2.0.

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WHOA

All non-pedophiles do.

>he doesn't like both

I think I have a similar body type to her

You don't have to lie, user

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Its not about being a pedophile. She's a creature. If she we're a 4 year old creature it would be much more considered pedophilic. I mean I want to fuck the shit out of imp midna but I would gut anyone that touches a kid.

I’m not. It’s not that nice it’s actually kinda embarrassing

She has the proportions of an infant though.

Pics or it isn't true

>infants have childbearing hips

I wanna see Jevil eat food off Midnas ass like he's joeysworldtour

Are you there Midna drawfag?
Thanks for the art.
Inb4 Jevil

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What is the connection from midna to this garbage?

A voiceclip.
Someone link this motherfucker.

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Made for wolf cock

vocaroo.com/i/s1a1bfSt3IWi

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I don’t mind sharing it but I know I’m gonna get bullied so fucking hard for it and I’m pretty sensitive when it comes to my looks ._.

You wouldn't have brought it up then attentionfag

[spoiler/]big fat butte

Then why did you bring it up retard, man women are braindead

THEN GTFO

>That giggle after her guard break animations in hyrule warriors

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pls no bulli
I’m not a tranner
imgur.com/a/7QmW8Z5

thicc

>no timestamp

Well I just want you to admit that you find it hot I’m okay if you don’t believe it’s me

Would fuck you in Midna bodypaint, no homo.

Not gonna admit anything. You're fat, bro.

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>not a tranny
Are you positive?

Her true self is the only version.

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so your lying and making dumb ass excuses

Best version

could have been worse

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>Surf Midna threads because I love the character
>Sexually it's all imp. Which is whatever because Yea Forums.
>But once in a while that user comes along with sublime taste
My nigga.

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Yes, HIV positive.

It's gone

I actually like Imp a little bit more but people who only choose one can't see clearly.

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What do you mean by that
Frick off
I’ve never touched a dick in my life other than my own

Have this then
youtu.be/fyoOgBmkdr0

>have crippling fart fetish
>want woman to rip a fart straight down my throat
>actually have one fart in my mouth
>tasted absolutely horrid

yet I still want more

>imgur.com/a/7QmW8Z5
hot
I'd fuck him without it

would you consider touching one?

Looking good

Well shiiiiiiet.
Remember playing TP at 13 too. RIGHT at that age.
DAMN man.

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Wanna be a mom?

Thanks!
If it had a nice aesthetic and looked genuinely hot to me why not

>Got trips
>But didn't see the dick

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Maybe

I fell in love in Midna right when she showed her true self. Haven't felt anything like it since play Twilight Princess.

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LONDON
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Did you get Hyrule Warriors?

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I plan on getting it sometime soon. Kind of been busy with other stuff. Is it any good?

>13 year old me a month later
>Spending about a few months thinking of a fictional character even though I was aware they aren't real
>After that I was flirting with girls in an MMO and never really felt that way again
My god 2006-2007 was one hell of a saga for me.

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One of the best musous, in my opinion. If you like musous then I'd definitely get it.

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Same thing user. Didnt care for imp version at all at the beginning then grew to care for her as I played. Fell in love when she changed back at the end

POST IT THEN LEMME SEE BBY GIRL

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You look like jabba the mutt

newfag

I have a body like this guy kek
at least I'm 6'3 and have a wide frame, but still, fuck this body type

sharpie into pooper

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You don’t know how to bully anone

More like Jabba the Butt

Can someone post Midna while the attention fag faps to the idea of getting railed by anons.

Imp or true form?
Kahjit has wares if you have coin.

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I would but it's the same old stuff I post.

>curvy midgets are now children

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Is there any bleached racebait of her??
I think that would be pretty hot

One's in a good game, and the other one is in a zelda game.

>Midna
>Racebait
What the fuck user?!?

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True form. Imp form gets posted all the time

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She kinda look black - Indian

Shore.

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>the absolute state of midnafags
youtube.com/watch?v=2NTMZlFM90M

Does it fucking matter what she "looks" like relative to reality?
The woman's Twili. Show respect.

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imagine sticking your throbbing erect slippery cock deep inside her butthole then fucking the shit out of her til you cum inside her ass haha

NINTENBROS UNITE

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I spy a homosexual.

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>nintendo threads and hentai threads are indistinguishable

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This but unironically

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Sony, Xbox and PC have plenty of fictional women.
Why does this one get on your nerves?

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>replying to a dumb consolewarrior
ISHYGDDT

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You think we don't notice those Kat threads sonyfag?

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Kat > Midna tho

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No

Seethe some more.

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Not seething. Kat is cute but I like Midna more.

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We're all entitled to opinions. It's a shame you picked the shitty one. It's okay to have shit taste user just say so

Says the dead IP walking

It takes some real talent to have a bad Midna thread. Bravo, anons.

At least my character can get preg. I wish I was Sid so bad.

It easy when the character is shit.

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Nope. This is a recent phenomenon. Deltarune isn't even that fucking old.

So it's a waifu war you want huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=2fOd9vN5VX4

I just finished the game for the first time. Fuck that dragon boss

Midna isn't shit though and neither is Kat. Why come here trying to start something?

Here's your (You) buddy. Maybe you should go back and get some upvotes

That's some damn good Midna art.

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pls post

just started playing smtIV, it it good?

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Yeah, they’ve gone down the shitter. Twilight Princess threads are the best Zelda threads because there’s actual discussion.

definitely would if pretended to be a girl.

>dick
I hate this place.

midna theme for 3ds
themeplaza.eu/item/5199

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cute