Confess

I have 6k hours in Dota 2.

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I was hyped for SSBU for the months before release, but eventually got bored of it, didnt touch it for months and ended up selling it to my friend for $40.

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I've not played a video game in over a year now, i don't even really care about them anymore, i just come here out of habit

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can't stop thinking about getting a big fat pair of balls on my face while he plays video games and tries to ignore me jacking him off.

at least you're not one of those fags that solely relies on smash reveals for happiness and needs to make smash threads daily

I can't play games without having an autism freak out over missing some collectible or other missable thing and I don't know how to get over it.

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are you a furry and a pedophile too?

The only console I have ever owned is a Wii and my Steam library has exactly 10 items.

I have over 100 hours in Battlefield V

I think Awesomenauts is exponentially better than SMITE

Yea Forums is an actuality a small community of incredibly active domain hopping users, I am one of them. The other main four users and I noticed one of you has been active recently, but you have not proved your diligence yet. Keep doing great things, but keep in mind you have some god awful taste in video games.

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I love a voice actress!

I’m one of the guys who posts pics his game collection with his black hand in frame

I’m sorry user. At least you can pull the black/trans/gay card whenever the fuck you want

>Important mechanic isn’t explained at all during the game
Platinum Games sometimes are retarded

What the fuck did you say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I've taken hundreds of big black nigger tranny cocks up my ass. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I started Overwatch as a CR 80/Diamondchad but am in Bronze now. I feel like I got put on some kind of "lose queue" because I consistently MVP my team but my solo queue is just full of do nothings. Fuck this game.

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I come to Yea Forums solely to waifupost

I keep giving Konami money through duel links even though I keep telling myself I'm not going to play and buy into that shit anymore

you just know

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I'm deeply ashamed to still post here as a 30-year-old man. The vast majority of you are dipshit teenagers who have facebook and reddit open in your other tabs and somehow being an over-the-top edgelord has become a replacement for having a personality.

I wish even 10% of you boring fucks who keep making "I want to kill myself xd" jokes were actually serious but I know you're just parroting canned humor at each other because your upbringing failed you.

I have over a hundred games and no will to play them, i barely finish any game i buy except for the same five that i replay at least once a year, and i can't stop browsing Yea Forums.

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>thinking that teenagers still use facebook
ok boomer

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Have you fucking seen flyover facebook? It's literally nothing but 2005-throwback-looking "emo" kids spamming garbage memes.

I honestly don't think you're in the minority here. Pretty much everyone I know didn't know about the parry.

I enjoy video games, jap and western.

I avoid threads for video games i dont like because i know theres nothing to gain.

I'm excited for a fair few upcoming games, though i try to avoid preordering for the most part.

I like Jerma, Bro-Team, Sseth and a fair few other Ecelebs. I don't follow them religiously but i like their content.

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>you played the game without learning the mechanic that breaks the game
lucky

In the past month, I've tried Tales of Vesperia, Okami, Transistor, the Witcher 3, and Nier Automata and I haven't enjoyed any of them
Am I just getting too old for video games?

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Interesting. I avoid threads for games I like because I hate everyone's shitty opinions

Do you think that the edge is a symptom of anything greater? Like i've got no problem with dark humor, but it seems like tact is rarer and rarer nowadays.

Everything is super polarised nowadays, and theres a lot of my team VS your team bullshit going around.

It depends on your mindset going in.
Are you booting up the games because you looked at them and were excited to play/try them? Or are you doing it out of obligation.

You should avoid sticking all yuour eggs in one basket too, diversify your hobbies and experiences where you can.

8 years of Obama (and thus smal-town america losing their fucking shit) has made it so that being a redpill shitter is the new form of rebellion for the 14-20 male crowd. It is literally the new punk.

I'm considering faking my own death and joining a pirate/terrorist group in the Philippines.

I unironically like most popular single player games & dislike niche ones with low review scores

I mean, i kinda consider that part of the experience to be within "nothing to gain".

As a whole though I know that taste is subjective. I can write down a 1 thousand word essay on why they are wrong, and nobodies gonna read it or take it seriously because its a stranger telling them "no you are wrong and i am right". They don't know you, your words ring hollow to them because you don't share experiences.

I bought a fight stick just to play that shitty Sailor Moon best em up on ZSNES

>I'm deeply ashamed to still post here as a 30-year-old man
Literally just turned 28 today. I've posted in a lot of online communities over the years and Yea Forums has always remained one of the best due to the anonymity and non-permanence of it all. In most forums you get a username and post history and everyone judges you based on it. I've posted in forums where the same 10 people argue in every thread no matter the topic. Reddit mods will literally ban you for disagreeing with them. At least on Yea Forums your shitposts can be taken at face value.

90% of the time I post simply to make people mad rather than any actual interest in the topic at hand

Obsessive tendencies . Had this my whole life, especially with video games. I’ve played the first hour or two of my favorite games dozens of times because of deleting my save and restarting.

It got better as I got older and kept pushing past even when I missed something. I’m actually level 42 in a Skyrim playrhrough right now and I never thought I’d see this much of the games content, it’s wonderful.

i have a lioness fetish

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>I think Destiny 2 is the best MMO on the market right now
>I have never beat morrowind but i claim its one of my favorites
>I pick my nose and eat my boogers on the regular
>I have convinced my aunt and grandmother to write my cousin out of their will and i receive his share

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Can you explain the joke to me?
Like i get that shitposters get joy from bring inflammatory, but why?

The idea of pretending to be retarded and getting people to "internet fight you" over it just seems super lame to me.

I didn't like Deus Ex or Dark Messiah.

Hello Backlash91

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Yeah, that sounds similar to what I do. I rarely finish games anymore because I'm constantly restarting but I'm slowly getting past it.

The only two games I’ve put more than 10 hours into this year have been SSBU and AC: New Leaf.
Isabelle might be the only thing that brings me any joy in this world anymore.

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>but why?
(you)s. Ever make a shitpost that gets 30 (you)s? The rush is incredible.

I use to frequent /alter/.

Because there's a lot of people out there who take the internet very seriously and I find it entertaining to get them potentially worked up in real life over something as banal as a Yea Forums post.

I unironically play and enjoy destiny 2

I bought Persona 5 on release, but I'm barely past the first dungeon. I lost interest in it when a day after release that my father died.

I care too much about people, kids especially. I'd work in a school but I don't wanna have to deal with a hundred accusations of being a pedo or getting hit on by the numerous single mothers that still think they're attractive despite how vapid most are.

WHENEVER I PLAY EARTH DEFENSE FORCE 5 I HAVE CARNAL THOUGHTS BUT THAT'S JUST THE DEVIL TELLING ME CARNAL THOUGHTS ARE BAD AND THAT SIN CAUSES YOU TO FALL FROM GRACE AND GO TO HELL BUT THE LORD OUR GOD UNDERSTANDS THAT WE ARE MERELY HUMAN AND IT IS BEST TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH SIN AND WHEN THE DEVIL TELLS YOU THAT HAVING FUN IS EVIL AND WILL CAUSE YOU TO FALL FROM GRACE THAT'S WHEN YOU LOOK THAT OLD DEVIL IN THE FACE AND TELL HIM TO FUCK RIGHT BACK OFF TO THE LAKE OF FIRE BECAUSE TODAY I WILL BE MERRY AND LIVE FOR TOMORROW I DIE

FUCK THE POPE FUCK THE PAPACY AND FUCK MONSTER AND ALIENS ILLEGAL OR OTHERWISE EXCUSE ME WHILE I HAMMER UP THIS THESIS TO THE CHURCH DOOR

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i love the controls of skyward sword (except for flying and swimming) and think it's one of the best zelda games in general

Cant stop fapping to shotacon and milf tags.

I unironically want Mayli to be my wife

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I ADMIT IT I TOOK THE BOOTS THEY'RE HERE UNDER PAGE 9 MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

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I stopped enjoying videogames like 2 years ago, these days I spend my time mostly shitposting.

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fuck me too

fucking ben shapiros wife too

This but I don't really watch e-celebs much. I'll watch a video essay once in a while and I listen to the Castle Super Beast podcast out of habit but that's about it unless I get something recommended to me on Youtube and watch it. Youtube has really wanted me to watch Oneyplays compilations lately, despite not watching any related content. The Fat Albert one I watched had me fucking dying laughing.

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I unironically do not believe we landed on the moon. I think it was a ploy to get the Soviets to think America was more technologically advanced than we really were, in an attempt to end the Cold War. I still don't think we, or any country or human, has ever landed on the moon, and probably will ever land on the moon in our lifetimes. The technology to do so is too far beyond us. We can barely launch a rocket without having it disappear, combust, or otherwise destroy itself in a catastrophic display of failure.

Absolutely based

>says he likes Sseth
Ah a man of culture as well

I like fornite when playing with my normies friends

I bought curry pizza one night and only took one bite out of it. I couldn't hold off my thoughts afterwards and accidently imagined that it looked like cheese mixed with dog shit so now i had a box filled with curry pizza that I paid 15 quid for and i wasn't going to have because i conjured a stupid image that prevented me from eating more.

forgive me, i thought it tasted good anyways.

I unironically prefer Ocarina of Times for 3DS over the original N64 version due to graphical enhancements and better interface.

Ocarina of Time 3D was also the only version of it I completed despite having an N64 and a copy of Ocarina of Time as a kid.

I also modded Morrowind to have auto hit because Oblivion and Skyrim spoiled me. I also modded it to include an automatic open pick since I end up reloading save files whenever I fail at lockpicking.

Just pick up and play again. Sometimes you just have to get up and go for it. Or perhaps you are depressed and need to talk to a therapist and then a doctor about generic versions of Lexapro.

I once got a pizza with pieces of sausage on it that were kind of circular. I finished one slice, had a thought that the sausage looked like rabbit shit, and then had to put the rest of it away for 3 days before I could eat the rest.

>Curry pizza
>CP
HIRO GET DOWN!!!

>same thing happened to me

why didn't i like this game as much as 4?

god it hurts!! is so damn good

>I have convinced my aunt and grandmother to write my cousin out of their will and i receive his share
fucking based

I can not stop having sex with multiple women. I’ve run off and or broken up with every decent girl I’ve ever been with. Serial monogamy in my youth has ruined me and am now incapable of doing anything I can to have sex as many times and with as many women as possible.

It’s fucking up my life.

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Have sex

I fapped to Vib-Ribbon

THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM. FUCK.

dilate.

Don't do it.

What it's like in your head and how it is in reality are very different. Find something you are passionate about that creates a positive impact, and strive for that instead.

i read that as you can't stop having sex with multiple women at once and then was severely disappointed

Go to church, start talking to God and or/read the Bible.

It stopped me from acting like this.

>I pick my nose and eat my boogers on the regular
I do this too but I feel terrible about it. There's two things my mother to never, ever do: eat my boogers, and lie to her. I've never stopped eating my boogers since I was a kid (it's just an automatic habit at this point) and whenever she asks me if I do I say no. I need to stop doing it, and stop biting my nails (I've gotten into the habit of biting off the top layers of skin off the tips of my fingers because I run out of nail).

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I mean I have done that before but it’s pretty difficult to organize and usually ends badly. It’s also way more awkward than you would think in a lot of ways.

I literally find it preferable to keep juggling women separately and keep them ignorant of each other. It takes a lot of effort and time but I do it because I have serious fucking problems.

I mean it strengthens your immune system

I am not even remotely spiritual. I find it extremely interesting but I don’t think I’m capable of devoting myself in that fashion. I have tried more than once.

I expect it to be horrific and will probably end with me violently dying. If it's different than that then I guess it wouldn't be that bad.

In that case take up a club or hobby.

Maybe some sort of transferrable skill, such as welding, carpentry or painting.