FINAL FANTASY X

Is Blitzball the ultimate pleb/casual filter?

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How the FUCK did Wakka manage to get her? He has the IQ of a used condom

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you never 'need' attack reels or the world champion
especially in the NA version

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Why is this turbo autist so goddamn good in Blitzball?

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Confidence is key, ya?

Wakka is a socially awkward retard though

He knows the key to a woman's heart is respect.

It's only mandatory for 20 minutes and most people would assume you're supposed to lose and not bother trying to win. Afterwards it's completely optional and only necessary if you're trying to beat Penance.

But I actually won.

When you look at the pickings in Besaid, you know how

The circumstances surrounding Lulu and Wakka getting together are weird and feel kinda forced, but I'm happy for Wakka.

I want to impregnate her and start a nice family of half Al Bhed kids

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same

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Say what you want about X-2 but 1000 words is easily in the top 5 best Final Fantasy moments of all time

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Fuck Marry Kill

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Not really, FFX in general is an extremely casual game so it's not like blitzball is filtering anyone OUT of anything, especially since it's optional and pretty worthless.

Spoken like a true casual. Blitzball is amazing

If you like it that's fine. There's just no reason to do it.

Because Wakka is a complete CHAD, and that's all women care about.

>IQ of a used condom
At least he was smart enough to know that Al Bhed are no good.

It's so easy to fuck with the AI that it's no challenge to win

I liked blitzball but I didn't really like grinding for levels so I never bothered with it that much, considering all I was doing was hiding behind the goalpost for easy wins easy skins
I hear it gets fucking crazy in the later stages

You'll hear that from people who think they're hardcore for "getting" it, but nothing really changes aside from stats. And the stats in blitzball don't matter since the AI is always the same and you can win every match doing the same shit anyway. Once you spend ten minutes learning to win one match it's shit simple.

t. my mom literally played enough to get Wakka's weapon and the only other game she plays is Sims

Wakka fuck off already and go take care of your kid

She looks like she fucks dogs

He's fucking fast. Which defies reality since his overalls would create insane levels of drag underwater. I always figured it was the overalls that made the Aurochs suck so much, it slowed them down.

What

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After I got up a couple goals I'd always like to get him the ball and just kite the opposing team around the arena

But that's my wife

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I think everyone agrees that Paine is always kill. The only question is if you want half or quarter Al Bhed children

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only sometimes

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Did I miss something?

You mean other than Lulu fucking dogs? Like, a lot of dogs?

I thought Yuna was the one who fucks animals since she's a summoner?

blitzball sucks. worst minigame.
btw. i completed everything 100% and have abozt 300h in blitzball alone

BETTER DEAD THAN AL BHED, YA?

I've never seen any evidence of Yuna with a member of the animal kingdom. Most of her porn is pretty vanilla. The only time I've seen her fucked by a dog was when Lulu brought her pack along and had them go to town on all three girls from X.

DON'T LET THOSE SAND PEOPLE NEAR ME BROTHA

Betta dead than al bhed ya

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blitzball was great. way way too easy though.

X is the best FF just because it has the most based FF characters by FAR, don't care what people say

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Praise Yevon ya

>single dad, handsome dad, and bad dad go on an adventure to save the world
I woulda played the FUCK out of that game dude

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WAY BETTER.

I think it is a reference to 3DCG porn of her which you will run into just by typing up her name with the game title in the search engine with the filter turned off in the images.

My favorite 3DCG porn of her is the POV one where she is asleep (drugged) and some guy bones her. It is actually quite detailed and the sound is great.

>Auron
>being a dad
NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT REMIND US I KEEP TRYING TO FORGET THIS EXISTS

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Fun bitch.

You can just get one point and get the ball and stand behind your own goalie if you wanna cheese it.

And you have summoned me HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>Tidus and Yuna go on vacation after Tidus returns in FF X-2
>Tidus and Yuna get into an argument and Tidus kicks a bomb he mistakes for a blitzball and it blows his head off
>His head lands next to Yuna and she faints
>Yuna brings him back from the dead but he isn't the same
>Months go by and now a girl name Chuami shows up and she claims she's Auron's daughter
>She's the biggest cunt in the entire FF series
>Yuna is back being a Christfag which completely erases all character development she got in X-2
>Tidus and Yuna break up because lol reasons
>Sin returns because somebody literally wished for Sin to return (I shit you not)
>Now Yuna has to defeat Sin again once and for all for good this time.. again

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Tidus kicks a bomb thinking it's a football and it explodes, decapitating him instantly

FF X-3 is going to be so retarded

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>Paine is always kill

That's a shame. I feel like she doesn't deserve that. What's even her biggest crime, not being Lulu?

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If you dress up like your dad and fuck your girl does it count as being cucked

being used goods

>not being Lulu
Basically yes. I get that Lulu was for too much the 'straight man' to take part in the more light-hearted banter in X-2, but Paine essentially serves the same purpose. She also comes out of nowhere, looks more like a child of Auron and Lulu than this , and doesn't really serve any purpose. They just wanted a warrior character to be the heavy hitter in the group, I guess, and Lulu didn't fit that bill.

Oh shit so I wasn't the only one completely obliterating teams with him?

i dont want it let X-2 be the end and give them the happy ending they deserve

The damaged has already been done anonmight as well ride this trainwreck to the end

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i loved blitzball as a kid. i only realized later as i got older how surface-level and basic it is.

would be cool if it it was expanded upon with added depth. i'd take a whole fucking game of just blitzball if they did that.

Shit is so fucking retarded, it would make more sense if Paine was Auron's daughter thats what I thought when I first saw her.

>Yuna is back being a Christfag which completely erases all character development she got in X-2
That's a good thing though. Yuna was at her best when she was a pious and devout daddy's little girl. Fuck that rebellious idol garbage.

like ME3s ending i will continue to believe my own headcannon and ignore whatever bullshit that they try to force on us

Why did Yuna, TEEDUS, and especially Rikku look so much more gooky in the FMV cinematics? Was the there a miscommunication in the art department?

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Is there a more useless character in the history of FF? What is his purpose? Who actually uses him? Hell he's even more useless than the rat bitch in FF 9

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The design of the game has a lot of south east asian influence. Then they suddenly changed their character designs after they blew all their money on cutscenes because it turns out nobody hates asians as much as other asians

>get Brother
>put him in front
>pass the ball to him every time
>win every game
>reset at level 20 and do it over again
Wow...such a filter. Underwater water polo is a shitty mini game.

>Then they suddenly changed their character designs after they blew all their money on cutscenes
For real? Fucking Nomura.

Why do you post the remake face?
Do you want FFX to be remembered by its chinese bootleg version? Is that it?
Delete your image out of your computer.

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Why are you playing Nomura for this?

How can one retard be so racist?

Yuffie, multiple characters in FFVI, Rinoa

Still all better than Blue furry

Furry refers to humans who like anthros. You mean anthros.

Kill: Yuna and Riku
Don't fuck: Paine
Marry: Paine as a beard. We both go to punk shows together and have a good time.

What’s the best place to grind so I can fight the dark aeons?

For a hot while most of the porn you could find of Lulu was her fucking dogs. It’s a lot better now, but it was probably some weirdo who paid for all it all. Like RivenxZac or Capitalist-womanxDeforestationForWonderBreadFactory.

I kind of want to buy this as a gag gift, but I'll need to find it used so they don't think I'm supporting it.

Since when did Lulu have a dog?

She didn’t. Someone apparently had a luluxdoberman fetish

I just found it funny to have a blatantly racist character in the heroes party in a video game, I don’t know why but I found it really amusing

It’s not even subtle, Wakka is a full blown racist. All because his brother got himself killed using an Al Bhed gun. The Al Bhed didn’t kill him he got himself killed but too Wakka that’s enough to wanna see an entire race destroyed

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It's not like the al bhed didn't deserve it

>we are so morally opposed to self sacrifice for the greater good that we will murder and kidnap anyone trying to save the world

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Kind reminder that by FFX2, all of Spira has decided to holocaust the Guado and the remaining Guado themselves admit that they deserve it. All because of the actions of a guy who wasn't even full Guado and actually did nothing wrong.

He's "that character".

>FFVI
Umaro

>FFVII
Cait Sith

>FFVIII
Irvine

>FFIX
Freya

Get Use and and Steal early and then go into Tidus's or Auron's grid

I just passed the Bevelle Cloister of Trials but I haven't played in a while because the end of the game had me concerned if I'd be up to it.
What am I in for?

Freya has Dragon Crest hiving you easy access to 9999 damage. With Kimahri, I got him both the time spells from Tidus path and the breaks from Auron's. Haste and Slow are so much better in pure turnbased system.

>All because of the actions of a guy who wasn't even full Guado and actually did nothing wrong.
The guado were willing accomplices the whole game.

>i'd take a whole fucking game of just blitzball if they did that.
The Blitzball minigame is just a captain tsubasa clone, so you can have about 16 games of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Tsubasa#Video_games

Yuffie's ultimate weapon is sweet for morphing enemies.

Monster Arena and to get money for that, Omega Ruins with Rikku's celestial weapon and/or the weapon and armor buying and selling

>Irvine
Along with Squall and Zell having multihit limit break with ammo easy enough to obtain

The plot driven part will be nice shit and the extra stuff will overwhelm you

Gagazets probably the worst part. That guardian motherfucker and another seymour

What are you talking about, they didn't murder anyone. Just kidnapping. :3

If you just ignore the optional bosses you are looking at a decently fun, if easy, game.

If you do the optional bosses it’s like another 20 hours of grinding. And if you do all achieves it’s like another 40.

It's like Yea Forums cant handle little challenge anymore

>X being difficult at all
I bet you spammed flee.
If you don't ever run from battle, you're so fucking overleveled by the time you reach macalania that it's sad how absolutely stupidly simple this game was.

I spammed flee as a kid and still finished it. Overdrives are op

>level tidus up a lot
>spam jecht shot 2
It's really that simple

It's because of this
That I had trouble, replayed the remake are cruised through no problem

I remember playing more Blitzball than the actual game.

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>needing Jecht Shot
A-user, what happened to your gamer pride?

Keep seething sand eating grease monkey

Yeah, a lot of the boss battles are a literally fucking braindead if you farm your overdrive first. Without them a few of the last bosses before you get the airship are actually difficult if you don’t overdrive farm them

who is the best party member and hwy is it lulu?

What does Lulu have that Yuna couldnt to it better? Aside from shitty overdrive?

>Yuffie
The most utility in an ultimate weapon. 4th highest damage limit break that has a 0.7 second animation while the 3rd highest damage one has a 3-hour animation.

>characters in 6
You are correct there. But you need to use the number, not the roman numerals.

>Rinoa
The queen of base stats, strongest damage Angelo ability does huge damage even if she is completely unjunctioned, Meteor Angel Wing does more consistent damage than Renzokuken, can be used infinitely unlike Ammo which runs out, and only requires 1 Meteor spell to use compared to all the hassle of getting Str to 255 and muscle memory the timings of Duel.

>a guy who wasn't even full Guado
correct

>actually did nothing wrong.
False. He walked around with that awful shirt exposing his disgusting chest hair. For that alone his entire race must be genocided. His awful anime hair style and color don't help grant mercy either.

I get the hate on the clothing and hair-do but hating chest hair? How low testo are you?

>blitzball
>in a sphere
>can only move in 2 dimensions
>90% of it is a waiting game
>9% is shooting from center
>1% actual skill

>90% waiting
What? You actually let the opponent hold the ball?

Technically Lulu does more magic damage, but the strongest three characters are Wakka and Tidus. Rikku/Yuna are useful for their ults.

>Preload you with a bunch of tutorials
>Throw you straight in to a match which is outweighed in the opponents favor unless you got a minigame right an hour earlier

Its a fun minigame, but it had no place as a forced story event with a wall of text at the beginning.

Woah. On my runs Yuna always has stronger magic and speed stats and she even gets to the stronger spells of Lulu's path faster than Lulu herself. I guess if you actively chose to favor Lulu, it could be reversed.

Oh, I though we were talking end game. Number wise Yuna does more magic damage quicker, but magic is pretty gimmicky and useless and it’s better to just level Tidus and Wakka for damage and Yuna for healing.

>Freya
Freya is amazing, one of the easiest 9999 damage dealer? Garnet is by far the weakest character who is outdone by Eiko in everyway.

Biltzball was the shit and anyone who didn't bulk up your standard Aurochs team to staunch the entire competition was a loser

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>they made a sequel instead of a prequel

Top 10 video game mistakes

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I put him in Auron's grid one time and forced myself to always use him and he was the best unit on my team for pretty much the entire game.

no, you holding the ball for 9 minutes because you scored that one goal you needed in the first 10 seconds.

is this a mod?

I once played that very first tournament like 100 times until I won it against all odds. You're rewarded with a unique scene where they get a trophy and it shuffles around some dialogue that 99.99% of people never heard.

X-2 is the best PS2 era FF. Fight me.

Fighting over that is like fighting over the best toilet to drink out of.

X and XII are better in every way. Im sorry about your shit taste user, must be hard on you.

You talking about the first match I suppose? You dont actually need to beat it. On regular matches you most likely want to gain exp for the whole team and score more to get Top Scorer rewards too.

X-2 has the best gameplay by far. But, please, tell me more about your auto-battle gambit shit. 12 is basically a walking simulator where the characters fight on their own without you have to push a single button other than 'up' to keep walking

Because Lulu gives zero fucks and was just super into his dead brother. She basically enlisted a racist sex doll to please her whenever she wanted.