You hear a knock on the door, when you open it you see this

>You hear a knock on the door, when you open it you see this...

What do you do next?

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go to japan

meatshot them twice in less than a second

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Do a 360 and walk away

I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me...

>When Jungle Inferno fucked up Pyro damage calculation so bad they could melt scouts in half a second

Gloat because they just lost.

>1.2 second fire rate

open console
type buddha

0.625s, actually
first shot, .625, second shot
less than a second

take off his mask

>t
>fucking pyroniggers
>enter
>esc
>disconnect
>confirm

High five him

>Already Revved up minigun melts through your HP
Heh... it's like you are not even trying

me and my buddy would probably freak out about seeing a fucking elephant skulking around outside

POW! HAHA!

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tell them to plunk that fat latex-clad ass on my face immediately

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High Five

Pull down its pants and solve a riddle for the ages.

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