Fat character is slow and dumb

>fat character is slow and dumb

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>fat character is fast and uses speed to slam into and crush people

>but they have extra HP

IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

Just like irl

yes, this is accurate

>fit character is dumb and lazy

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Why do white people smile like this?

SPEED

AND

WEIGHT

Because biggers make us feel despair and we try to smile through it but can only muster a slight facial "clench"

Because they genuinely don't want to smile for you since you're an incel piece of sad shit, but they need to do something inside the social standars so you don't sperg more

>smile

like you
lol

>smart character is a girl
>she's also a mage

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Other races think thats a smile?

do americans really do this?

airplanes can do it why not people

Nice projection, reddit

*american character

A lot of hot women actually prefer fat guys. I've been going to the gym for 1 year and my body is fit and well defined now, but it seems I've wasted my time since all the good looking women tell me they only date fat guys

It's a grimace.

this projection, goddamn

smiling at a stranger is a cultural thing in America, you won't find other countries doing it

Name one(1) fast and smart fat person

you

no you probably just have an insufferable, autistic personality, no amount of working out will fix that (although you should still do it) the quicker you accept this, the quicker you can make the changes necessary to stop being a sad cunt, remember that you can be a sick cunt if you want mate

>rival is your brother

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>rival is yourself

why is she so cute bros? I want to cuddle her.

They should really invest in some Sumo Hong DVDs.

It's literally an emotion non-whites can't understand.

it's so much a full smile, it's a "hello, I mean no disrespect but I don't feel like stopping to talk" face. I make it at everyone despite black twitter's insistence that we make it only at black people.

beaner here I can confirm

it's not so much a full smile ***

I've never seen anyone smile like that in Australia

Fat people are slow. They’re not necessarily dumb, but more intelligent people see the benefits in exercise.

>child porn actress grows up to be on pornhub

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or you can simply be however the fuck you want. Don’t change yourself just to get laid. also being fit is good if you eat healthy (god i wish I would do both)

45?

>child porn actress
excuse me what the actual fuck?

>or you can simply be however the fuck you want
that's totally fine, just don't be a fucking sad cunt about it like the dude i was reply to was

Do you actually think this is a white person?

>you are a swordman

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mutts think this is white

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wait what

they are all chimpanzees showing their inferiority

Its weird. As a European I can always kind of tell what region people are from, but when I look at Americans I literally don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.

fat bodies are slower and you need to be dumb to let the only body you are going to have to get unhealthy and fat, so yeah

ah ok i didn’t undertstand you sorry

SUMO HONG.

Fuck me, people. You motherfukers need to get some Hong Kong in your veins, STAT.

me

Butterbean

>SUMO HONG
The guys name is actually Sammo Hung. I fucking butchered that name.