Pass the controller bro

>see these
>don't give a shit
>replace them with spiders
>want to kill myself
what's wrong with me

SCRATCHY

crabs are cute

Crabs aren't venomous,unlike spiders

Spiders are fucking ninjas. They don't make any noise, can dart at you before you can blink, can dangle from the ceiling and land in your hair and some can kill you from the toxin.

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Yeah, fuck spiders. Killing other bugs that more likely to be a nuisance. What assholes.

I'm not saying spiders are worthless and I want them off this planet. I'm just fucking terrified of them, I can't help it.

Mother crabs eat their young.
youtube.com/watch?v=dIVIimuFev8

RSI

me when I go to the chinese buffet

You'd be suffering from infestation of shitload other nasties if spiders didn't exist.
I'll take one insect over six gorillion, apex predators ARE needed.

I was once fapping and a jumping spider was watching me.

did you cumshot him and make him drown in your semen?

TASTY

*sprays you with DDT*

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Kill yourself.

Take your pick bro

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Right after I'm done killing all bugs

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Spiders aren't bugs, retard.

Cutest ninja ever

Actually, spiders ARE bugs, they aren't insects though.

Bug is an unscientific catch-all term for insects, spiders, centipedes, and any other small land arthropod. Insects are a smaller subsection of arthropods that doesn't include spiders.

the silver control has a cable

this is either gay... or trap

Damn, DDT works fast. You're already losing neurological function.