ITT: games you bought with your penis that turned out to be good

ITT: games you bought with your penis that turned out to be good.

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Hi OP I could care less about your garbage thread I just came to post the superior android ass queen.

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>black
yuck

damn she was built to be

BROKEN

BY

BLACK

COCK

>could care less

always fap before spending money on something kids

if you could care less that means you do care. Go with I COULDN'T next time. If you care about making sense.

go on then, care less

The only good thing from this shit game was her asshole and the ending theme

>thats whats called pnc

I hope your dick was thinking of ellie and not this dumbass

>ITT games that motivate you to work more on your ass to make it nice and round
ftfy

This works with posting too.

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>not liking delicious dark skin
thnks more for me bro

>I could care less

ITT: we post animations done by porn artists and claim it's from the actual game

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Blacked is a worse fetish than scat or vore. It’s the black people of fetishes, if you will.

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too fat and no detention
just like my ass

>pahael34
Stupid

haven't bought a single game with my penis in my entire life, and I've been an active gamer for the past 29 years

I wanna date 2B

There's a nude version of this webm, isn't there? Someone post it.

Haha

Wait a minute, that butt

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This is your mind on reddit, gtfo 2betas

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seethin crackkka

came here to post this

Not even the in game model

Die Monster, you don't belong in this world.

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No, they don't do that at all.

desu i dont even think that whole fetish is can be hot. i dont even see how that can appeal to blacks when its so cringy ugh. well maybe it just appeals to niggers, dumb women, and cucks.

Haydee's naked model has the best pair of 3D tits I've ever seen. God bless those ruskies

Imagine being such a drooling monkey you purchase something with the intent of it sexually satisfying you. Thank god you people will never reproduce.

they do that for me desu

Noone likes black women. Even black

have sex

It at least fits with the bit of buying the game cuz of my dick.
Won't deny that the pixelart is pretty neato, but the game is painfully short to 100%. Only took 14 hours to do everything, occasionally boot it up again when I think nothing else will help for the moment.

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this
its bestiality

>ITT: games you bought with your penis that turned out to be good.

I bought a cheap Chinese Steam game named The Vagrant because the MC was hot, and it turned out to be quite decent in a "Odin Sphere made in a garage by three guys" way.

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I love black women most of all.

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>Haydee
>Black

How many fucking times do I have to say this shit.

She's A ROBOT. SHE'S NOT A NIGGER. SHE'S FUCKABLE.

Nah bestiality is okay by comparison, dogs and horses are decent people.

well if they aren't ratchet i think i would consider curing my virginity with one desu

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Nice shitty resolution my man

Got 300+ hours out of it. Was a lot of fun when online was active.

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What does it feel like to touch a girls ass bros

shopping bag filled with hard gelatin

>Noone likes black women.
I would bury my dick so deep in Prime Pam Grier that whoever could pull me out would be crowned King of England

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Does it count as buying if it was free? Hands down the best dating sim visual novel I've ever played.

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breddy gud

Don't know but I had my ass grabbed once.

skullgirls

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Is she drinking a Bang's Rootbeer?

Backed it thinking I would get a TF2 hat. stayed cus muh dick

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Fear effect games originally over sold them selves on the sexy parts, then turned out to be pretty cool spy thriller RE clones

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>That Black Egret and Double concept hats.
Why the FUCK didn't they deliver?!

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2B is for human men.

This gif made me play Deponia, it was ok

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>Bang's
It's actually KANG's rootbeer

>2B is the one character I want to see get fucked by random faceless men
>Majority of her stuff is with 9S

I mean I can't complain because she loves him, but fuck.

Honey Pop. Both the original puzzle game and the biz mgmt clicker. Super fun, well made, voice acting was incredible, great dialogue, amazing puzzles

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I thought the art was done by Kamitani so I bought it. Haven't played it yet.

I love romance and /ss/ to death but I hate that the most famous and arguably best-executed comic with 2B and 9S features disgusting amounts of NTR cuckshit at the beginning of it.

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These plus katawa shoujo
youtube.com/watch?v=C6rhYiCfjoU

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>men
gay

new design is better and it's not even close

:^)

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This but unironically

it wasn't amazing but it was good enough and super gorgeous to look at

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Most people date within their own race. You have no idea what you're talking about.

You're preaching to the choir, buddy.

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Overwatch.

i wasnt being ironic, it's genuinely just a better design

Koikatsu.

>tfw to dumb to play this stupid fucking game even with infinite ammo cheat

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I love Tifa!

Shit taste faggot.

i didnt like this one as much as AA2 because without the basic mechanics of them interacting with each other too i couldn't fulfill my fetish of making people cheat on their lovers, and getting caught by them

t. blind nigger

It's impressive how I could extrapolate from incomplete data like that and laugh like a retard

Devs confirmed shes a nigger

I’m gonna impale her chocolate ass

needle impalement is called acupuncture

Firm as fuck. Like rubbing a really smooth leather arm chair all over, except it’s a person making movements.

based choice

white human men you mean, right?

BLEACHED

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>t.Dog and or horse

>Nigger
>Superior
kek

imagine the smell

Absolutely based.

I don't get it. How the fuck did 2B's ass take off as a central draw to the game? You barely ever see it.

What's worse is everything from fan art to SFM porn gives her a far bigger ass than she has in the game. I don't fucking understand.

>being correct is reddit
okay retard

>games you bought with your penis that turned out to be good.
none
I bought the first senran kagura and it fucking sucked

The only time my penis has ever let me down was Code of Princess on 3DS.

Sengoku Rance. Come for the harem building, stay for the complex enjoyable empire gameplay.

That’s it I’m getting 2B cosplay ASAP

Please for the love of Allah, don't tranny

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>that god-tier trap who did 2b cosplay but later became a tranny
i am still so mad

Do you have an ass though

Yes I think I do have a decently nice ass even though I don’t work it out like at all

>there are people in this thread that have masturbated to 2b
>there are people in this thread that have masturbated to 2b in game

Hot

I'm jealous because I kind of want to do the same thing but I'm a total twig

Cute! Get a 9S cosplay instead

All of them. I can have fun with anything that isn't a Sony movie

>ratchet
You should probably just kill yourself instead.

The year was 2000, I was either 12 years old turning 12, and saw this game at Target. It was 20 dollars, of which I had, and thought the Mistress was hot, I almost bought the game just to look at the box more, but was pleasantly surprised to find out Dungeon Keeper 2 is a pretty awesome game.

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She's also canonically 5'6" _with heels_ so she's like, what 5'2"? She's petite. But everyone draws her like a thicc milf.

That actually isn't a bad idea.

Shame about the series tho

>I almost bought the game just to look at the box more
weird times

*ahem* no u

Bloodstained

I fucking love Miriam

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I kinda wouldn't mind playing this again but god damn is the platforming slow, awkward garbage.

i do :)

this is how i climb ladders too

It's really bizarre how well Yea Forums managed to convince itself that that Automata was nothing butt a waifu game.

positively based

POST MORE HAYDEE

>bought XCom 2 because I saw Vector's XSoldier mod in action and needed all that beefcake

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It's the tease.
The costume is sexy to provide fan service and yet classy at the same time.
2B's ass being flashed because of that skirt is not some crude lewdness but a display of enhanced beauty and sexiness that perhaps a fine piece of jewelry would invoke.
Not only that, but the body type, proportions, and all of that is really a breath of fresh air when it comes to what has been pushed and popularized in the media.
2B doesn't have a gigantic jiggly fat ass like every instagram model out there nor does she have giant tits. She's not proportioned like some sort of pornographic drawing she's proportioned like a fit and healthy woman with natural beauty and not something that came from a surgeon or mcdonalds.
It's refreshing.

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>Black men rating... ASIAN women: 2%

The fuck...

Unironically this

>"haha lol i can fap my vita and stare at monster girls!"
>ended up being some galaxy brain chess game
>the stronger the monster the harder it gets to level them up (pic related is the method)
>have to hit every correct spot, perfectly, doing strokes, touches, pokes, slides at the perfect time else you won't get enough of a bar
>literally no time to get aroused
>exhausted, sweating and wrist hurting from trying to level up a Hydra for the first time

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>tfw Hispanic man into Asian women
>-15%
I didn't ask to be born like this

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it's a percentage difference between types
basically black men will fuck anything

>not making cute waifus instead
u gay bro?

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Fuck gross, go back to Africa.

That sounds retarded

>I could care less, but the effort wouldn't be worth it

this actually, but it wasn't all that great.

You get used to it eventually and master it just fine, the Hydra was the first tough one for me.
Fun game otherwise, though half way through it gets a bit repetitive as you literally go backwards through the map

this gif reminded me to play it.

>PYRA! I'LL TAKE YEH TO ELYSIUM MUHSELF

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post 2booty

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But can the women be that buff too?

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so this is what oppression looks like.

Except all the men have mostly positive ratings for women.

I really hope cuck, humiliation, and hard-dom shit dies out one of these days.

Sorry team sonic racing but crash team racing nitro fueled has a better playable roster. #damnyoubigthecat #fuckyouomochao

Black women are basically giving the other women a boost. Add up the percentages. I honestly feel bad for them.

CK3

SC6

The fighting was better than the flapping desu

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and also better than the fapping

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that's a fat pussy

God I wish that were me

what game
it depends. if she's chubby and has cellulite it's soft yet firm like a squishy toy. if not cellulite or chubby, then its gonna more on the firm/hard side like a bag of sand. if she works out and has a muscle butt/thighs, you're pretty much fucking a brick wall.

will never not be funny

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she isnt black you tards

>nigger ass
>actually metal bodyparts
disgusting

is there a way to get this game free?

>gorgeous

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>2013
>wtf is a normal map

Does this mod have nudes, or is it just limited to shirtlessness?
Also, pic half related. This game was better than I expected at first, but then it dragged itself out and got worse than I expected.

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The tits were kinda lacking compared to previous versions and Tekken had so much higher production value in its story and more depthy combos. Im glad I got it on sale desu. Soul calibur loses this round

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Kill yourself for posting this shit quality you dumb spic

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I have plenty of females, too.

No, unfortunately.

Vector was in the middle of a nude update along with a bunch of other stuff, but he lost his mind and abandoned modding forever because he's a depressed baby.

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anyone have the OP in higher quality, I need a nut before bed

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you're just as bad for knowing that term. stop being a faggot

There is a huge difference between having seen a term used and/or learned its meaning and thinking it is good or acceptable to use in any context outside of where it originated. A faggot is you.

the nu-Yea Forums retard: thinking that knowing about stuff means you endorse it

I have to wonder if this overblown frothing rage and hatred towards non-whites is Yea Forumsirgins trying to fit in or something.

not even him but
>not getting it
go back

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Are we to assume that you also know it?

>getting it
The joke that anyone who disagrees with him is automatically the boogeyman?

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He who shouts "reddit" in self defense IS reddit.

That webm will never not be ruined by clown shoes Barret running in at the end.

Once I slapped my sister's ass while she was doing the dishes. It was soft, but had some unexpected firmness to it.

>t.whiteboi
's adorable when ya'll are mad

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fucking yikes

Imagine if you were trying to sleep and some big assed robot just sat on your face.

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this

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ok, how much less could you care

>dem suckable pec nipples

I think you might actually be straight.

"yikes" what?

bisexual, and they are very suckable

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