Why did they disappear?
Why did they disappear?
Nathan Foster
Andrew Campbell
Cant blame them I want out of this fucking rock too
Lincoln Mitchell
>tfw to intelligent to exist
Henry Thompson
THE DIDN'T ZERO SUM BECAUSE THEN NO ONE WOULD KNOW THEY EVER EXISTED
Joseph King
They just ascended to a higher state than mortals or g*ds could ever dream of doing.
Benjamin Evans
kagrenac was about to hit the heart with keening, but he was dummy thicc so he actually hit it with his fat rolls which made the tonal waves poof the entire race
Owen Peterson
Dabbed on the gods too hard and got their punishment for it.
William Brown
They tapped into the Heart of Lorkhan in an attempt to achieve divinity, but something went wrong in the process, eliminating them from at least the mortal plane of existence. What actually went wrong is anyone's guess until Bethesda shines more light on the subject (which I hope they don't as modern bethesda is full of hacks that just shit all over their better, older works).
Nicholas Russell
*too
Learn to spell, s'wit
Nicholas Hall
Got too greedy and dug too deep
Jeremiah Hernandez
>out of this fucking rock
How do soul gems have internet access?
Julian Wood
even if it was all the older dudes, i wouldn't want them to shine light on the subject
having unsolved mysteries like these makes the setting better IMO
Parker Murphy
Austin Evans
it magic I aint gotta explain shit
Jonathan Phillips
They are all still there they're just invisible. They spend all their time waiting around next to tables and bookcases waiting for someone to move a single item, at which point they start grabbing shit and flinging it all over as fast as they can.
John Davis
that's the joke
Charles Morales
Agreed.
Not everything needs to be explained.
Noah Phillips
Wouldn't you want to escape a shitty game series?
Austin Richardson
Ayden Martinez
HAH
Dominic Fisher
kek
>in a farm, somewhere in cyrodiil, lives a family of 4
>mom prepares the potatoes and the leeks while dad and their son and daughter set the table
>everything is prepared
>as soon as they sit down, shit starts flying all over, plates get shattered, food gets ruined, family terrified forever
>5 nigger ghost dwemers laughing their asses off
John Barnes
god is cursed and disappear only his heart is left, touch is heart with tools to activate it's power, you disappear, guess the heart was cursed
Isaiah Sullivan
Ahh, I'm the s'wit
William White
They fucked up while defending against the chimer and poofed their entire race into the skin of their space robo demi-god, caught in some kind of loop trying to fight the gods. Supposedly they will reappear way in the future.
Ryan Johnson
they pissed off the gods with math and shit one too many times
Liam Bennett
they tried to inject personal fetishes into a mod thread
Kayden Sullivan
Is anyone else just honestly fucking sick of the Dwemer? Any potential fleshing out of more races with the8r own lore gets k8cked to the curb so Bethesda can go "LOL DWEMER DID IT XD" for the umpteenth fucking time. I'm fucking sick of this fucking race and their shitty ruins.
Andrew Howard
"Well well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat."
>I came here as a prisoner!
"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit.
"Well la-dee-dah Mr. House Telvanni slaver.
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."
"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!
"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions"
>Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!
"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>DOH!
Isaac Lopez
god I wish that were me
Jonathan Rogers
Cameron Myers
quality sneedpost
Ian Gutierrez
It wish they'd actually do something interesting with dwemer lore but after Morrowind it's just been the same old lame shit
Kayden Scott
lel
Camden Richardson
I need to see that image again.
Michael Sanchez
I need a hot high mer to step on me.
Tyler Green
i swear to god if Todd 76s TESVI I'm gonna go Pelinal Whitestrake on Todd's ass
Thomas Hughes
Top lel
Jaxon Anderson
i hope todd learnt from his mistakes
Adrian Gray
So they're coming back in Starfield?
John Young
but why?
Julian Barnes
I think they learned their lesson and all that tedious crap is going bye bye.
David Harris
>Argonians were warned by the hist that shits going down before the oblivion crisis
>they were ready and hyped on tree drug juice
>fucks the daedra cunts up so bad they invade them instead
Isaiah Barnes
What's with the recent spike in Morrowind OC?
Jack Butler
Argonians can't really claim anything when all their power comes from the Hist. Without the Hist they are just lanklets living in a swamp.
Logan Robinson
It won't last, Ashlanders and Outlanders are natural enemies!
Like Nords and Dunmer!
Or Imperials and Dumer!
Or Altmer and Dumer!
Or Dumer and other Dunmer!
Damn Dunmer, they ruined Morrowind!