Bladebros.... We are going home
Marvel Ultimate 3
Jack Clark
Grayson Baker
Cyclops and Colossus confirmed as Free DLC in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3. Releasing August 30th
Dylan Morales
Ian Campbell
Who tf is Morbius
Justin Johnson
newfag
Evan Adams
For me to review BLADE 2, it is a major conflict of interest, because Guillermo Del Toro and I are brothers. His father says so. His wife believes this. Guillermo and I are just the best of friends, but when El Gordo calls my father Dad, and I call his Dad "Pops" and we delve into hours of passionate discussion about H.P. Lovecraft, Goya, Steve Ditko action, the movies and pussy… We can lose all track of time on planet Earth.
But having attended the World Premiere of BLADE 2 last night, one inescapable thought crossed my mind during the movie. 10 to 1…. I believe Guillermo Del Toro eats pussy better than any man alive.
Dylan Hall
Watch his ‘HOUSE OF PAIN’ sequence in BLADE 2. BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit. Watch your audience. This is where Guillermo Del Toro goes down on the audience. It starts with long licks with a nose bump on the joy button slowly. He smiles as he does this… Watching the audience begin to squirm, then he takes the audiences’ clit in his mouth and just licks it like crazy, the audience is ready, on that precipice, then calm. He backs off… long licks again, brings in a finger to massage a bit, licks from the bottom to the top… The audience is cooing… He has them, they want release. He acts like he’s going to give it to you, takes you right to the edge, the audiences’ backs arched, ready to cum…. Backs off pinching the nipples just so, his head bobbing up to say, "You like?" The audience shifts around needing release, he builds again… The pressure at a near boiling point… Each stroke and moment a hypersensitive place… Two fingers to the sweet spot, the audience is there… right there at that point… suddenly he’s relentless taking the audience through a rampage of orgasms… trying to get away, trying to escape… back back back, but he has you, and he’s never going to let you forget this moment, the audience was electric… Frenetically frothing… Guillermo hears them begging no more, when he decides to stop for a moment, there is that relaxed calm… The audience relaxes… labored breathing… a sated smile, WHEN SUDDENLY THE RELENTLESS BASTARD IS AT IT AGAIN!!!! You begin laughing, trying to push him away, but no… more pleasure, more joy, more fun… You can’t handle it, you start giggling and screaming… And it goes like this for quite some time, till at the end… The credits roll, the theater lights come up… You look at the screen, you realize you want that tongue again… You want that feeling again, and you watch it again and again, because damn he respects the clit!
Cooper Foster
Not even him, I thought it was Mortanius from Legacy of Kain and got confused
Cooper Evans
... I misremembered his look from the cartoon completely.
Luis Hill
Is he even powerful?
Ryder Ramirez
his TAS appearance was lame but he was pretty good in the comics
Christian Edwards
>having Morbius and Blade on the same team
>mfw
Oliver Robinson
It's very much a vampire, with basic vampire powers in most canons. Yet he is not a "real" vampire, but a lab accident (At least in TAS) and he can sense real Vampires, so he is cool on Blade's book.
Sebastian Cruz
Don't know anything from the comics, but that's very much how it went on the Spiderman's cartoons. Blade understood that Morvious wasn't a real vampire, and yet that he could find the real ones, so they made a team.
Jordan Bailey
Only thing I remember about him in the cartoon was he had to suck plasma from the palms of his hands which when you think about it is far more disturbing than him biting down on someones neck and drinking their blood.
Alexander Barnes
My daywalker niggas, we going home
Xavier Gonzalez
good to see NYC's owm Italian meatgrinder made it in
Liam Campbell
What else have we learned from the panel besides free Cyclops/Colossus and Loki?
James Thomas
>Blade
Nostalgia for a classic, Snipes still around
>Punisher
Generally popular, recent Netflix series to boot
>Morbius
Upcoming flick by Sony
>Moon Knight
???
Carson Harris
>always wondered what the hell was plasma
>mfw years later i found out that was a way to get around the fact he couldnt say blood
for a cartoon everyone puts on a pedestal, it sure was retarded with its censoring
Adam Evans
Now I'm content with the idea of cutting Thanos's face off!
Carson Bailey
Oh shit, it's the plasma sucker!
Colton Allen
The entire point is them finding ways to get around said censorship. Trust me if they could they’d just have actual guns instead of laser guns and shit
But despite all that they really managed to have the mature storylines they wanted
Angel White
>Moon Knight
Comic book weirdo, and overall fan favorite among comic readers. Obscure for other audiences, but you can't have a Marvel Knight pack without him.
Joshua Hill
Where is Gwen Godamit I dont care for this Only for my girl Gwenpool, GIVE HER TO ME NOW.
Josiah Lopez
Moon Knight is a relatively popular C-tier guy amongst comic readers, is generally kept fairly relevant with ongoings or appearances in team books, appears in a lot of video games, and was in MUA1. No brainer.
Jose Lopez
We gotta keep believing Poolbro
Grayson Flores
>Moon Knight
MUA1 alumnus, some popularity stems from him coming up from that game.
Alexander Morgan
>take a nap
>Morbius announced
I wasn't expecting him
Ryan Howard
It's just hard for me to believe that anyone at Marvel is trying to cater to actual long-time comic readers in any way as of late. I love Moon Knight, but his most recent run was so fucking bad, ESPECIALLY compared to the one before it, that it's weird seeing him not get ditched entirely.
Tyler Flores
gross
Ayden Martin
>Blade
>Morbius
Thats gonna be an awkward plane trip.
Jace Sullivan
MUA4
Samuel Peterson
No gwenpool, No buy fuck off marvel.
Brayden Cox
The Bemis run sucked but I didn't really think that much of the Lemire run either. Lots of cool imagery and ideas but it took fucking forever to go anywhere. Ellis' handful of issues are still the best Moon Knight thing of the 2010s.
James Butler
What's the bottom left one?
Jeremiah Martin
>Nu-marvel fags get the rope first.
Ryan Long
kill yourself samefag
Luke Harris
That's a good pack.
Blake Lewis
>moon knight
Guess I'm buying a switch next month!
Leo Lopez
You need to be 18 or older to post here lil zoom.
Liam Allen
Surprised they didn't go for Shang-Chi given him getting a film was big news.
Andrew Mitchell
Jokes on you I like Miles too fag.
Parker Perez
could be another pack/free down the road. they said they wanted to support it for a while i believe
Connor Moore
Angel Thompson
Man for the Xmen pack, if they have Magik and Rogue that is all I need.
Hudson Diaz
Moon knight is batman with enhanced "moon" powers, he gets like superhuman reflexes strength and i think slight regeneration when he is absorbing lunar energy particularly full moons. If youre a crook just wait for a new moon i guess lmao? He also gets a mooncopter, moonarangs and various other moonshaped gadgetry.
Jaxon Fisher
>samefag
She was my never ever pick. I already knew she wasn't coming.
Caleb Garcia
Unless this really is the straw that broke the camel’s back, please don’t. We don’t need another “why did I buy this” thread in the catalog
Samuel White
But can you fucking be best boy?
Ian James
Cringalicious my dude
Zachary Edwards
I'd love Taskmaster
Xavier Phillips
Could be in this exact pack as well, it's imply this is just a tease from the characters on Marvel Knights pack, but no the whole roster.
Ethan Young
Well if not Gwenpool give me Penny then. Where are the real waifus?
Christian Brooks
He could also just be a Batman who truly believes to have superpowers but not really, but it doesn't matter, because believing you have superpowers is almost as good as to have real ones.
Brandon Green
read moon knight 2014 by mark waid, has some cool drawings too
William Collins
>lets make a female character
Ok what ideas you got in mind?
>uh well i like spiderman
Cool spiders are easy to work with we could give her robot spider arms, or she could command armies of little spiders, oh i know she could transform into a big spider or maybe shrink down for stealth or surveillance, or we could give her like something venom related thing where she can like paralyze people on conta
>no i like spiderman, just make spiderman with blonde hair and tits
I mean... ok i gu
>no no actually i like deadpool just give deadpool tits and blonde hair
Fml.... i need a new job...
James Johnson
... We are going to get a Spiderverse pack on the second season, don't we?
Eli Diaz
Ultimate morbius hunted vampires too
Gabriel Cook
Hasn't had superpowers for a long time
Andrew Morris
CABLE
CABLE
CABLE
Thomas Wright
Making comics from variants was kinda weird
Aaron Sanders
Is there anything more cringe than capeshit?
Easton Reed
In a perfect world.
Hunter Richardson
Weeb shit
Julian Richardson
Bunch of MCU fags Right here probably dont know about the comics.
Luis White
Handegg fags are pretty fucking dumb imho.
Adam Sanders
>PLEASE GIVE ATTENTION TO MY POSTS, SOMEBODY
Your mother should have beat you regularly.
Justin James
You get one(1) free DLC choice per pack, who do you choose?
Asher Barnes
Moon Knight Chads....we're going home
Bentley Sanders
Please illuminate me on why spidergwen is the pinnacle of comic culture. I really need a laugh.
Nathaniel Morgan
> mark waid
user, don't insult based warren motherfucking ellis by getting him confused with mark waid
Daniel Miller
can we play as a character 4 times at once?
Isaiah Gonzalez
What the fuck is happening in this thread?
I know these characters but I have no idea what are you even talking about..
Xavier Nelson
Nathaniel Butler
True but you can play this fast and loose in the game.
Adrian Rivera
FUCK GWENFAGS
FUCK SPIDER-GWENFAGS
FUCK CAROLFAGS
FUCK WAYPOOLFAGS
FUCK SILKFAGS
FUCK BENDIS MILESFAGS, SPIDER-VERSE MILES IS OK
FUCK RIRIFAGS
FUCK NU-MARVEL
Jason Wood
Ok, maybe I take the metaphor too far… maybe… But I had two girls around me, Patch black and blued my right forearm with slaps and rabbit punches as though Guillermo was pounding the short hairs, and Saffron (not Vegas’) gripping my shoulder from behind like frickin Spock, leaning up to my ear to say, "You didn’t tell me this was pornography!!!!" To which I grab her hand, sniffed her fingers and said, "MMMm you’re fingers are wet… enjoy!"
Now you might feel all of this is inappropriate behavior on my part, but folks, at the Q&A afterwards, the second question came from a woman on the front row that asked Del Toro "Could you comment on the vaginal influence of the Reapers?"
Guillermo looked like the wet chinned thigh splitter that he is and said, "You have to understand Make Up artists, they never get any pussy, so they are always creating it!"
ZACTLY!
Now lest you think this film is merely pornographic, and you seemingly are living in the delusion that that is a bad thing… It is not. Guillermo likes to pretend this movie is just there to make you go, "Whoa," but only a blind man can’t see Guillermo at work here.
BLADE 2 is from Goya’s Black period. Look at the palette, the brutal primalness of the Reapers.. The sparing use of color… There is sadness amongst the orgasms in this film. There is a solemn pathetic nature to the emaciated monsters of the Reapers… A melancholy to the movie at its quiet moments. When you see the Reaper that Kris’ WHISTLER catches… "Like a coyote he’s been gnawing away at his arm to get away." There is just a captivating, can’t look away, nature of the dead, the dying and the diseased, and Guillermo understands that morbidity. You can see it in his film here.
His mounds of skulls in the sewers of Prague are not pure bones, there’s rancid strings of something so icky and nasty that my eyes did not define it. The film revels in the Grand Guignol of it all, and does it all with a smile.
A smile.
Eli Robinson
Moon knight has some cool mindfuckery and psychedelic shit going on in his comics
Jaxon Edwards
Wait, wait, wait...
>Ririfags
I'm out of the loop, please tell me there is actually a serious comic character named Riri.
Adrian Watson
With deadpool becoming mainstream taskboy will be the new character hipster "im a free thinker" fags will gravitate towards, mark my words. That being said i fucking love it.
Owen Young
Ironheart
John Butler
Ugh I hated his fucky sucky hands
Dylan Wood
Taskmaster is rumored to be the villain of the Black Widow prequel movie.
Luke Kelly
Is he firing the whole bullet?
Jayden Evans
How will they fuck him up?
>inb4 he gets the Skull mask at the end of the movie
Owen Morgan
If he's the character people think he was from the set photos, don't worry, they have already fucked him up.
Jonathan Ross
that's the best team right there
maybe swap out Morbius with Daredevil
Hunter White
>Riri Williams
>Riri
Was the creator trying make a self insert of their retarded ass? Jesus...
Jack Flores
Seething.
Nolan Richardson
is this a switch exclusive?
Xavier Collins
All I want in life is an actual good reboot of Blade
Is that so hard to ask for?
Dominic Foster
By making him the main villain of anything. Taskmaster is not a main villain. Taskmaster is a guy who works for the main villain and gets the fuck out of Dodge when things are looking hairy.
Brody Parker
What's he look like?
Jace Clark
Fuck yes
Blade/Ghostrider team is a must
Parker Ramirez
Yeah, development fully financed by Nintendo.
Benjamin Garcia
he already has it as a ballistic face mask
Jayden Ramirez
yes, because it would involve recasting blade, which can't be done
Sebastian Clark
Looks like the Gold Ranger.
Jonathan Thomas
i cant take it anymore lads
Camden Baker
Yes. Nintendo went to Marvel to inquire about a new Ultimate Alliance, and was going to develop it in-house at first, but decided to contract Team Ninja after a positive experience with Hyrule Warriors.
Adam Gray
There has to be a young black stud out there that can take the role, just has to be
Camden Robinson
it's crazy that neither sony/MS did this. the fucking idiots
based nintendo keep the franchise alive
Grayson Phillips
Is this real? Holy fuck yes.
Eli Nguyen
idk, I like the idea of an older Wesley Snipes Blade
John Miller
Is not spidergwen is Gwenpool,and she is unique because she is from our real world, she knows about the comics and all of the side stories, Yeah she is a fangirl and she is Chaotic Neutral.
Carson Myers
>it's crazy that neither sony/MS did this
Sony was busy financing PS4piderman and even gave them permission to use the Raimi suit
Andrew Richardson
just get snipes to do it, he's still in decent shape and he's the only blade anyone wants anyway
Joshua Evans
The more I experiment in this game, the more I realize that the only characters who matter are ones who do raw damage, or stupidly high stagger damage.
Iron man charge can kill any bosses stagger bar in less than 3 seconds, leading to a stun.
Hulk can one hit kill an entire room in less than a second with a single thunder clap, and his charge kills the stagger bar of entire groups in 2 seconds tops.
Meanwhile mages like skarlet/crystal and ranged characters in general have their damage spread out in utility that only works on fodder enemies.
Owen Jenkins
Jesus fucking christ
Hunter Reyes
hey, moon knight gets to also be in the game, cool
Jace Evans
Nah, it's been Moonknight since forever
Luke Murphy
Just a timed exclusive. It will be on PC, PS4, and Xbone in 6 months.
Alexander Rogers
any news on quicksilver?
Jeremiah Davis
Using Wesley Snipes again instantly causes the issue of people thinking the old movies are now part of the MCU.
Brody Bell
wesley snipes blade was so fucking kino that all depictions of blade in the comics since the movie in 1998 are STILL based on wesley's look, all black everything, coat, body armor, silver stakes/weapons, etc.
absolutely lightning in a bottle they had and marvel knows it
Jackson Harris
Gwenpool's thing is that she's a NEET from our world that got sucked into the comics that she reads all day and decided to be a superhero without any training because of her extensive knowledge and her ability to tell that she has her own comic which means she gets plot armor. She also doesn't give a shit if civilians die because they aren't real people.
Lincoln Hill
oh and the spidermans might be potentially good. After you break a stagger bar, you can web the stronger enemies. And webbed enemies take bonus damage.
Austin King
fuck gwenpool we need a better marvel property kickass when?
Jaxson Wood
WIshful thinking.
Xavier Price
> quickslav game
Ryder Walker
no-one is seriously seeing JK simmons and thinking the raimi movies are MCU now
Kevin Long
I know, I agree, I just want more damnit
Samuel Sanchez
I'll wait for the trailer to hit. MCU is pretty good about adapting comic designs to live action.
See I want it to happen but it can't be done unless Marvel Studios gets creative about it.
Camden Bennett
Why would you want such a terrible character. We don't need more copy paste heroes. Also she is obnoxious in almost every comic I have read of her.
For some reason Marvel games hates Tasky. Guess it is because he would just be a reskin version of several heroes. Would be cool if they could make his powers copy fighting styles as you run into them. Marvel heroes did this with Rogue's power steal.
He lost the moon based ones but I think they explain he can fight against supernatural beings due to him being Konshu's avatar. But regardless I love how brutal MK fighting style is.
Here is hoping we get some more free dlc sprinkled in for other heroes that are in the game. Antman, Vision next would be great. I really want to play cuckbolt too because his powers make him unique and fun to play in these games.
Joseph Hill
Why would that even matter? Besides they could just handwave that kind of thing with a couple quips.
Alexander Anderson
No. Fact.
Jose Campbell
>For some reason Marvel games hates Tasky.
They already perfected him in MvC3
Announce "the old movies aren't part of the MCU", done
Cameron Perez
I am not into this game but it is good to see Marvel characters I've seen in my card collecting days as a child rather than whatever is the least bit popular in current comics at the time and unwantedly pushed in movies.
Kevin Baker
See
Adam Watson
Make Ryu a guest character. He technically was in a comic.
Leo Powell
you sound like an autistic faggot
William Mitchell
She cute and I liked her original run
Camden Anderson
That's literally just SnakeEyes
Jayden Ward
Waid has put out a fuck load more great comics than Ellis. Also Waids putting out a pretty good Doctor Strange comic atm, user. You should check it out.
Jaxson Williams
This. If we can't get NG4 for a long time/ever, then put him in another action game instead of just having him be in mediocre DoA games.
Lincoln Clark
You mean like how almost every Marvel game roster has been since forever? Look when MUA1 was out, the movies that were popular at the time, and you'll see that the roster follows the se trend.
Jose Kelly
>I think they explain he can fight against supernatural beings due to him being Konshu's avatar
In the Ellis issue around this he wasn't able to do shit to ghosts until he kitted himself out with a bunch of relics
That said it could entirely be that he can now fuck up ghosts because he *believes* the relics let him do it
Moon Knight is a good character
Sebastian Robinson
He was cool in PS4 Spidey too
Blake Sullivan
MUA1 was far more about what was being pushed in the comics by Bendis at the time, that's why Luke Cage and fucking Jessica Drew were in it
Mason Anderson
GAMBIT
ROGUE
JUBES
DOMINO
WHEN
Mason Rodriguez
MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE
Matthew Rivera
Glad he made it. Luke is dope.
Adam Cox
I would ask for Squirrel Girl, but nuMarvel has pretty much fucked her up irreparably after they moved her from GLA to her own shit-tier comic. Oh wait, that was after Bendis had the brilliant idea of making her into a babysitter.
Christian Roberts
Here's your new Blade, bro!