Hey you!

Okay I'm gonna get a lot of flack for this, but Jet Set Radio is pretty shit, its literally Tony Hawks with clunky tank controls, it doesn't feel right nor fun to play and I feel like all of you are wearing nostalgia goggles, am i wrong in thinking this?
I find it too clunky and outdated to enjoy today, it doesn't hold up, outside the art style and soundtrack there is nothing of value

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My 7 year old nephew who I occasionally shill my old games too got the hold of it pretty quickly. You might just be braindead user.

Consider this

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I played the original for the first time a few years back and had fun with it despite playing the second first. Maybe you just suck at it, user.

Future is more casual but also better in almost every way. Jsr is more arcade and challenging.

No offence, but kids are retarded, I don't think I'm the braindead one here

no way fag

user, what exactly does that say about you then?

goth midriff

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Corn (aka: Human Squidward) is better.

That I don't like bad gameplay simply because my uncle shills me his favourite games that are objectively bad

>objectively bad
I don’t think you know what that means, user. Not even the guy you responded to but if a 7 year old were to pick up the controls no problem, you might just be the braindead one here.

>getting corn mixed up with soda

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I was a completely unique product of its time, and people appreciate it more for its novelty the playability. It's kind of like Dwarf Fortess in that interface is labyrinthine and the ASCII characters take practice to read, but once you learn to work with those faults you can enjoy what makes it good.

>clunky and outdated
Redflags that the person posting is an absolute pleb.

I would sex Mew

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Its not the controls that are the problem, its the way everything plays and feels, its just clunky and outdated, nothing turns smoothly nor feels right, even the collision is all off because you fall through the floor constantly, and yeah, these are objective problems, you cannot deny this

Everything you said was a meaningless buzzword except for the part where you fall through the ground constantly, which is just objectively wrong. So I would say it's possible to deny the retarded nonsense you just said.

Put your head in the sand all you want, it doesn't change that the collision and gameplay are utter dogshit

The game is great, you're just too much of a shitter to learn how to play. This happens all the time with older games.

TUNE IN
TURN ON

And most older games age like shit, why is fact so hard for you to accept? I don't even care if you enjoy the game because of nostalgia or whatever enjoyment you get out of it, but this idea that every old game has held the test of time needs to die, it has problems, suck it up

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>And most older games age like shit
This is how you know you're dealing with the worst kind of casual. Just the worst taste imaginable.

THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

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I play older games all the time, but at least the ones I play hold up or have some redeemable quality, i just don't see what this game does that others in the same genre do better, you would know this if you played other games and actually had taste yourself

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Nobody who cries about games aging has any taste. Especially not an arcade style game like JSR.

ROCK THAT SHIT HOMIE

UH

ARE YOU AN ISRAELITE

So if a game is old and it plays like shit you automatically must like it otherwise you have shit taste?
Alright, got it shit eater

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JSR doesn't play like shit, you just have shit taste. We've already established this.

tony hawk is inferior to skate
you just like it because it's old and plays like shit

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There's nothing wrong with JSR, you're just being a shitlord about it because you're used to Tony Hawk and it doesn't play exactly like Tony Hawk

I never said Tony Hawks was my favourite skating game nor the best you strawman seeking faggots, I said it had better controls than this tripe, curb the autism please

Why reply to someone who has clearly never played the games? "fall through the floor" my ass

>I never said Tony Hawks was my favourite skating game nor the best
me neither, curb yours faggot

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WHOA-O
LAU DAU DAU DUN CHU
WHOA-O
LAU DAU DAU DUN DAU DAU DUN DAU DAU

He did not deserve to die.

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Yeah, he’s pretty much a fag. Anyway, do you guys know any more games that fall into the same style as JSR? The only games that come close for me are TWEWY and Splatoon.

I just prefer to call him tab

Never played it in my childhood and i still really like it

Sauce?

why is anyone responding to this retard that calls tony hawk's pro skater 'tony hawks'? he's probably got club hands from inbreeding lol
not to mention his pathetic bandwagoneer gaymergaper image, this is the type of faggot you nazi losers invited here

falseflagger faggots like (you) should go and stay go along with him

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EXRA SUGAR
EXTA SALT

What's wrong with Hover? I wasn't expecting a 1:1 copy of JSR but I've had a pretty good time with it

EXTRA OIL

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no msg though im sensitive to it

shut up and let me eat user

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C'mon I'm not that bad, all I did was criticise your favourite game and you all sperged and resorted to strawmen all you guys had to do was act like and this thread would've been chill, but no, you had to fuck up any discussion, I was even about to go in blender and prove the collision is fucked but I don't even want to now because you shitposting nerds only want waifu threads and to circle-jerk, get fucked and I hope you never get a sequel to your shitty franchise

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i've been here since 2004, please fuck off back to facebook
>I was even about to go in blender and prove the collision is fucked but I don't even want to now
lmao of course you were you pathetic little poser
you're so fucking upset lol

Awww poor baby got insulted after he started it by calling a great game shit? What a brave victim. I can't believe we wasted our opportunity to discuss video games with such a legend.

>the more normie twiter gifs i post, the less mad i seem!
fucking lol

The controls are significantly improved in JSRF and imo it's the more fun game

that was never your honest intention faggot, go away
>pretending to be an oldfag
>mentioning gamergate and post-election bullshit
it doesn't add up

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You're finally awake!

Are you legitimately retarded? Being here forever doesn't prevent me from fucking noticing shit, you complete and utter moron. Once again, fuck off back to facebook.
>le raimi meme
fuck off out of life

mustve left your ass on the stove for too long cause you're fucking fuming
get ye gone tourist

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did that sound funnier in your head?
this is why you faggots need to lurk for a year before posting

it's funny when it makes redditors like you get worked
just get ye gone

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consider THIS

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>panties aren't blue
this image is not canon

I saw this exchange on the front page
and was prepared to call a faggot, but then I saw these
>i've been here since 2004, please fuck off back to facebook
>lol
>not to mention his pathetic bandwagoneer gaymergaper image, this is the type of faggot you nazi losers invited here
and now I think he is just kinda dumb but Mr. "totally legit 2004" is a towering inferno of a faggot.

Look how mad and gay this dude is

Kids also consider anything older then 2010 to be ancient garbage for the old people.

i only came here to discuss jsr bro, baiting retards was not part of the plan

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GTA III
Lethal league

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Why does everyone post that 10 foot long arm shitty drawfag image so much?

Well if I said 'Squidward,' I meant Slate/Soda. Haven't played Jet Set Radio in years, and memory's hazy.

But he married her.